[music] [music] Come on, sing it. Who's that creeping through the streets tonight? [music] Another change done criminal not acting right. What's that feeling floating in the air? Sergeant Sparky READY AND HE DON'T CARE. YOU better cry [music] baby. I cried baby. I cried baby tonight. You [music] better cry baby. I cried baby. [music] I cried baby tonight. Who's that searching [music] through my car? >> Welcome back y'all. >> Hey guys. >> I brought my special guest with me again this end of the month. Had to bring out the heavy hitter. [laughter] >> Uh good to see everybody already getting the crowd in here. Couple acknowledgements before I forget. You people jump the gun and get started before we do. >> Texas Mama, welcome. New member. >> Welcome. >> Wonderful to have you. Legal Fiction doing his normal duties, throwing out 10 gifted memberships. >> Thank you. >> Thank you so much, my friend. Go check out Steuart's body cam reactions. Somebody's got the link. Please throw that up. If not, I'll dig for it if you give me a second. Pardon me. Buckwhe reminding everybody before the chat gets too crazy, hopefully it gets crazy, be sure you hit that like button. It helps grow the channel. I'm trying to get that play button. >> Yes, >> YouTube's been really wonky with the stuff lately, so it's uh it's going a little more slowerly. Slowerly, that's a word now because I just used it. Um, speaking of which, um, I don't know if it's working for you guys, but I checked my feed a little bit ago and channels that I actually watch and their newer videos are actually starting to pop up. So, hopefully things are getting back to normal. If not, or even if um, keep checking your um, subscriptions feeds and turn those notifications on. Hopefully, you get those so that way you don't miss anything. What are we doing? Oh, who wants to see something funny? >> Me. >> You want to see something funny? This is a surprise. Pretty much everything tonight is a surprise for lovely and talented Miss Ashley. >> Oh, yay. >> Slight echo. It's probably our mics are probably too close together. We got them We got them wired differently than uh than than normal. So, I turn them down a little bit and um try to talk a little closer. Let me find that setting. There's a setting for that. >> Ow. >> Oh, that's not it. Um, hang on. I'm working on it. Y got me tinkering with stuff. >> Well, that's already normal. >> Maybe we're just too loud. Yeah, we're probably just too loud. >> Oh, well, >> Generation Nation showing up. Awesome, buddy. Is that my echo or my mic? Her mic or both? Say some stuff. >> Hey guys, thanks for being here. Good to see you, Miss Ashley. And you you too, Shane. [laughter] >> All right, so sounding good now. It's fine. It's my mic. Yeah, I don't really use this one very often. I don't know if I if I turn it down. Is it downhill? Good. Now, no echoes. All right. So, here's a funny surprise for you guys. Look at that miserable fat [ __ ] [laughter] That's just over a year ago. >> I think he's gorgeous. >> I was a little swollen. I don't know if you guys can uh tell the difference or not. I'm down about 70. [ __ ] Echoing again. See, this is why we should have done test screen. All right. Um entertain these people. And >> I don't know how to do. Hey guys, >> what everybody been up to? I just been working. Take care, kids. >> About to go to Florida. My first plane ride. That's scary. And I don't want to hear about y'all's dramatic plane ride experiences either because I won't get on that plane. [laughter] Oh, >> I can't even read these traps. They're going too fast. >> All right. What's it sound like now? I think Hermite's picking up my voice is probably why I'm echoing. >> Oh no. [clears throat] I don't know where I'm going. My husband just told me we're going to Florida [laughter] out there. >> That's a handsome man. >> Yeah, I can be handsome fat as [ __ ] but still miserable and rain technical difficulties. Awesome. My mic is fine. I ain't get to see the rest of it. Well, it shouldn't be echoing. I set this up forever ago and we never got around never got around to testing it. That should >> No, we ain't going to no Disney World legal fiction. >> That That seems like a miserable place. Everybody says, "Oh, it's the happiest place on earth." No. >> I'm too old for that. >> Is it any matter? Any matter at all? [clears throat] Oh, Shane, your mic isn't working. It's not working. It'll be working. Guys, your cat. I ain't seen you in a while, buddy. Oh, Shane, your mic isn't working. Not working at all. It shouldn't be muted. >> This one rivals turning. All right. >> Nice. >> Congratulations. Welcome Raiders. If y'all can hear me, you should be able to hear me. The meter's going. >> Still an echo. Well, >> well, [ __ ] balls. >> Yeah, I might just have to deal with it. >> All right. It's not the connections. It's in the chain. Do I have two? right now. Does that help anything? >> Yeah. >> Oh, [sighs] a lot. I hate that [clears throat] there's a bit of a delay. I can't tell. I can't tell how to fix it because it's Well, maybe I'll turn it back up. >> It's Ashley's channel now. [laughter] >> Rude. >> Hello. Get it. Thank you. >> Rude. >> It's my channel when I'm on here. >> Yeah. >> But >> um So now the mic's on. Shane, fix your mic. Stupid. >> It got me. >> That was pretty good. I like that. >> All right, Sharky's here. She says that's better. Don't move. Don't touch it. Don't touch anything. [laughter] Where was you at? Paracore. I was trying to do things and then everybody started throwing greens and blues at me. Post 13 months. Fix your mic. Stupid. I'm working on it. Who's that? Catherine. Katherine. Little G. Okay. Hey y'all. Seven months. Arty. Arty. Von Fluffern Nutter. All right. Arty. I'm going to say Arty. >> So, um, welcome new member. Hello. >> And now there it goes. Okay. Am I caught up on stuff? Y'all been throwing more out while I've been Of course you have. [laughter] You sons of [ __ ] I'm gonna quit doing this. >> No, you ain't. >> Daniel Elizabeth, nice to see y'all. >> Hello. >> Seven month member milestone. Casey Greeney Flow Gypsy. Remember for eight months. Wouldn't miss y'all for the world. >> Oh, >> awesome. Hey, you can't we can't call squirrel on that. This is not me. This is squirrel's when I get distracted and randomly throw some [ __ ] out. That's not what's going on here. >> Squirrel. >> Y'all are throwing [ __ ] at me while I'm trying to fix stuff and then get mad because I don't notice. >> Okay. So, whether it's echoing or not, or whether I'm muted or whether whether you hear me, whether you don't hear me, whether it's squealing in your ear, we're gonna [ __ ] do this. So, deal with it. Jane is not drunk enough yet. Give him time. [laughter] >> Hello, Ashley. Love you. >> Chris, just the Chris. >> Okay, so there's a video. This has been floating around like a bunch of news stories and everything. Um, I've seen it on like the social medias and stuff. Uh, police activity actually got the footage for it, like the the raw body cam footage, and it's short. We're going to watch it first. >> Okay. Um, woman gets pulled over for um use. God damn it. Never mind. Hammer for five months. [laughter] Chat, get the bucket off your head. Okay, whatever. >> All right, let's play this video. >> Are y'all done? Can I do a video now? No, >> of course I can't do a video now or Russ going to throw $20 at us. Get Shane some audio lessons. Hey, my audio is like hundred times better when it's just me and I can practice. You know how hard it is to wrangle this one to get her to come in here and sit down long enough to actually tweak stuff? >> It's very hard. >> She She's very quick. I could be outside doing something. >> And Peter Nats apparently love my lights in here. >> Yeah. >> Thank you so much, Russ. You're wonderful. >> Hey, Carol. >> And legal fiction for 10. Congrats on all the milestones. Yes, people. Congratulations. Thank you. >> Thank you for sticking around. >> All right, I'm going to cut this live chat down to top chat. Sorry if we don't see all y'all's chats, but it's going way too fast for us. I don't care. It is what it is. I ain't [ __ ] touching it no more. >> Let's play this video. >> What? Can we play a video now? >> Yeah. >> Can Can I finish? Can I finish? >> Never. >> Okay. So, anyway, this one's been in the news. It's been circulating. Um, I've heard this person is some kind of influencer or something. That may or may not be true. She probably is now because I think this happened a few months ago. But anyway, lady gets pulled over for um using her cell phone while driving. I've seen this one. I I guarantee I know what it is. >> It's probably going to echo real bad when the volume comes on on this. I don't care. Deal with it. You son of a [ __ ] [laughter] >> You son of a [ __ ] >> Oh my god. >> What you see your ride share driver doing. One person texts in. They said, "Yeah, I had a driver that was chewing tobacco and spitting into the cup and it took everything I had to not throw up in his back seat. [laughter] >> I guess he's listening to talk radio at full volume while he's driving. >> Smell it." And it was like all up in my like nostril. I think then I'd be upset. But >> you're a very tolerant person. If I couldn't smell it, I don't care what you're doing. >> Okay, just it doesn't bother you. >> Yeah, a lot of times you >> No spoilers, Terry. Some people haven't seen this. >> Hello, ma'am. >> Hi. >> Hey, good morning. I'm Gala with the Pis County Sheriff's Office. This is why you're being pulled over the city of Lake today. We're doing an operation for distracted driving, and you drove past me holding the phone with your right hand, manipulating that phone. I mean, [laughter] >> oh, you want to just call this a day or >> I don't want to call a day. You had a hand manipulated my right hand. >> I thought I saw you with your right hand. You had a hand out >> the right hand. I saw you manipulate. >> Officer, repeat after me. It's okay to do this. My mistake. I'm sorry. Have a good day. You should do that. You can do that. I swear it's permissible. >> Didn't >> with the right hand perhaps? Not right. But I saw >> you didn't see me with my right hand. So you saw >> Are you saying that you saw me with my hand? >> I know what I just said. I know what I just said. I'm asking you now. Did you Did you or not have your phone on on your hand? >> I did not. >> You did not have your funny hand. >> Hand to God. You did not have funny hand. >> Hand to God. [laughter] >> He's just [ __ ] with her now. >> Cool. You have your driver's license on your insurance with you. >> Oh my gosh. There we go. Still. Okay, we're good. I think this is the current one. >> They're all in the same >> He >> He's trying to do the Well, it must have been your other hand, but she's got to drive the wheel. Stupid. >> Yeah. I mean, >> and you need insurance, too. >> Just need to get insurance. >> Mark, thanks for the five. >> Thank you. >> Cheers, Shane. Ashley, it's been a week as it has. >> Who's Who's uh Mr. Thomas, >> dude? Just tell her it's okay. She was obviously on handsree if she was on her phone. >> Somebody said her ghost hat. Here's a cover page for her. I'm trying >> X-Men. [laughter] Yeah, >> from from what I've read, she really is a good sport about it. She laughs and she's like some kind of like disabled influencer creator or something that does a lot of, you know, oh, where's my hand type of videos? Yes. >> I like how she just raised it. Okay. people that have been in an Uber and feel like their driver intoxicated. >> I haven't seen any her interviews, but I would say >> the officer contacted the court two days before the court date requesting that the charges be dropped. He knew he looked stupid. >> The internet's forever, my friend. >> Put the phone down as we operate a motor vehicle. Oh, and you put on there that you saw me with my right hand holding it. >> I did not put that. No. If you want to take it to court, >> you better >> when you pulled me over. Yes. I said that you saw me holding my device right. >> I'm not disagreeing with you. Yes. That's what I said. Yes. Yes. So, if you want to take it to court >> and that's what you saw. >> That's what I said. I said >> that's what you said you saw. Okay. >> Okay. If you want to take it to court, option five on the >> Oh, she's going to take it to court. >> Any questions? >> She better. >> Thank you. >> Have a good day. >> She'd be a fool not to. a prize. >> I think that's the end of this one. >> I think he feels stupid. >> $125 off. >> Well, he should. >> Did he give her a ticket? >> Yeah, he gave her a ticket. We're using her phone while she's driving >> because he saw it in her right hand. >> Yeah, that's kind of a dick move. He should know better. >> That's me, dude. >> All right, I'm gonna play a little bit of this one for Ashley. I think it's like 10 minutes long. I'm not going to play the whole thing. Just a just a little bit. >> He's mean to me, guys. >> I am. >> These foxes. >> I love foxes. I love the way they laugh. Mommy playing. >> There's no audio on this. Is that just a trail cam or something? >> Oh my. Look how beautiful. One, two, three, four, five. They had to adopt some of those. >> The trail cam. >> You mean the mama fox? >> Yeah. >> She might have had all those. I don't know how many how many babies does a fox have? >> What's the fox say? >> They laugh. It's the cutest thing ever. On the plus side, animal videos usually shut down the replays because of music in the background. God, >> look. >> I hear something now. >> Brought food home to the baby. And then I would just exit. >> Oh my >> This one's mine. Mom, >> nobody came to the dinner ground. >> I'mma bring more food. It's amazing how animals are is so beautiful. So beautiful. I'll skip ahead and see if there's anything else to this. >> What the hell? >> A rabbit. How about feet? Oh, that's a silly question, Angela. Ain't it? >> Pig or takeers? >> Pig. >> Fox or pig? Pig. >> It's always a pig. >> Mhm. >> It's a big fox. That tail. Mom's back. Look how accelated they are. Look how proud she is. >> You got your cuteness fixed for now? No. [laughter] Look at her. Look, she's nursing them. [laughter] >> I'd pay big money if she brought back the officer from the last video. >> What? >> If she If the mama fox brought back the officer from the last video to feed the kids, the guy that said, you know, I'm writing you up because you don't have a hand, but your phone was in your hand. Yeah, >> it would be funny if the fox dragged that officer to feed the baby. >> Yeah. >> Mhm. >> It's not fun when you got to explain them. [laughter] >> I'm a zombie. >> Six times. Those are some healthy babies. Oh my gosh, >> I did not see the puppy big and gotcha. I I don't get to watch you guys very often. It sucks. I'm not going to watch none of the channels that I like. Hopefully I'm I'm on vacation from my second job for the next two weeks. So hopefully I can watch some of the channels and friends that I have. It's one proud mama. >> I don't have >> Hey, you can end it or I'll just sit here. >> All right. So, >> oh gosh. >> Let's catch a body cam. Know which one I want to play though. There's a couple of long ones I've got on here that I'm going to play. Um, [clears throat] oh, we'll go ahead and do this one. I'm gonna save the long ones for a little bit. >> Support law enforcement. >> There it goes. >> What? >> They support law enforcement. They got a sticker on their car. >> I'm going to sue all youing scumbags. >> On April 19th, 2025, officers responded to a pool after reports of two individuals acting inappropriately. >> How's it going? I think they're >> She doesn't have pants on yet. Totally white waisted all the way to the end. >> Okay. >> Megan's eating the >> Okay. >> Yeah, I could tell. >> Thank you, Catherine. You're wonderful. >> Thank you. >> Holy [ __ ] >> Yeah. >> Where the you come from, >> ma'am? I'm going to need you to put that thing away. >> Hey, listen. Keep yourself covered up. Hey, listen. Look at me. Are you guys intoxicated? Is that what's going on here? >> Ma'am, you need to cover yourself with your towel. There's kids here looking right at your address. You have no pants on and kids are looking at your vagina. You need to put a towel over your vagina right now. >> Cover yourself. >> It's out. >> Apparently, it's out. >> You got kids walking? >> I know it's not funny. >> Then sit up and cover yourself. >> Hold on. Hold on. >> She's telling you right now. >> Hold on. >> Sparkle poos yourself. I >> I know. I understand. Hold on. No, you don't because you're not doing it. Cover yourself, >> dude. >> I will cover myself. >> You told you before. >> Nasty ho. >> I'm sorry about this. >> A public pool. Do what you want at your own pool. >> Taking off. Is it is it a one piece? >> We were drinking so I I >> Oh, really? >> Okay. Well, it's not You see You see what's across the pool, right? >> Yes. Yes. Yes, I understand it. >> Is she able to stand? What's going on? How much did she drink? I can smell it coming from y'all from right here. >> We had some drinks. But >> that's a little more than some drinks. >> Was in these two things. That's it. That's it. That's all we had. So, [laughter] >> I like that laugh. >> She's a roly bully. >> You're exposing yourself again. >> Where's her other titty? >> Do they live here? You got >> I think she's laying on it. [laughter] >> The is going on here, >> sir. Start with you. What What's your name? >> What's your name, [laughter] >> buddy? What is >> being an oyster in a piggy bank? >> My name? >> Yeah. >> Say what? >> Joseph. >> What's your birthday? >> Why do I have to give you all this [ __ ] >> Okay. You can give him your birthday. You can go to jail right now. >> What? >> Go to jail. >> You guys are right now. They're saying >> I didn't do anything. >> I didn't do anything. It's not my [ __ ] >> [laughter] >> children. I >> He looks like a good-look man. Why is he with that? >> If you don't give me your information, >> they probably say the same thing to you. >> You're a good looking woman. Why are you with this? >> Yes, >> I do. >> You have a driver's license on you? >> Cuz look at you. >> Does it matter? >> Yeah. >> No, >> cuz you're probably going to be trespassed. >> No. >> Yeah, cuz you have no pants on. >> It doesn't matter. >> I live here. I live in the community. >> Okay. Does she live in here? >> You got a driver's license? >> What? >> Driver's license? >> I don't have it on me. No, I don't. >> Then can you just >> you and all this [ __ ] >> Usually not having an ID means warrants, but if it's a community pool, I don't take my wallet. >> No, >> if you're going to give me attitude, you're going to jail. >> I'm not going to jail. I didn't do anything. >> Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. >> I didn't do anything. >> He's not giving you attitude. >> You can't even say attitude. >> I found her other titty. >> She's our problem. [laughter] >> Does he have to identify? >> Go to my Discord. Look at Big's new puppy. We're just trying to identify >> We will because he was trying to >> No, we won't. And it takes forever to pull [ __ ] up and I'm not touching all that. We'll look at it. >> We can't show it though. >> No, after all this. >> Okay. Yeah, we'll do that. >> So, from what we've heard on the call, >> I saw that. >> [ __ ] >> Shoot. >> I was helping her take her bottoms off and at first I thought it must be shorts, but it wasn't. And then he opened her leg and put his entire face in there. And then my father-in-law came over here and started yelling at them to leave and get out of here. And >> oh my god. >> And what happened? >> After they were making it again, >> apparently he helped her get her bottoms off and buried his face in it. >> Sparkle poops for five. >> Watching Shane Ashley's reaction to this one is worth so much more than I have to [laughter] give. >> Neither of us have watched this. I watched like the first two minutes and was like, "Yep, definitely picking that one. Okay. >> Lady over here, we showed up completely exposing her bottom half. >> Okay. >> And I've got mom who's got four kids over here >> where they were committing a sex act in front of all them. >> I don't think we did. This is body cam ninja. >> I know I didn't. I don't know if somebody else did. >> This your last day? >> Final weekend? >> It's final day, man. >> Okay. So, what you what you think you got? I think I got loot in the civious right now and I got fair to identify him if I wanted to push it. >> Did anybody actually see him doing any sexual act on her? >> They're saying they saw him giving her. >> Yeah. >> Was it under It was under the towel? >> No, there was no towel until until they yelled at him. >> I think that's too gross to be considered a sexual act. >> That witness. >> And there were kids there. >> Multiple of them. >> Not anymore. My kids ain't going to be there. >> Children that were here that >> juveniles. Gemini is usually the big key. >> Yeah. And if they don't want to identify them like I can reach the fridge from here. >> Yep. >> All right, sir. >> I know. >> You guys Yep. Yeah. You guys are going to be gone to jail tonight. >> This one? >> Yeah. Both you guys. >> Okay. Come on. >> And if you don't identify yourself, I hear you're not identifying yourself. That's going to be another charge. Okay. >> That's all right. That's okay. >> All right. >> I think I missed a super. >> Drop these. Drop it. >> Angelina for five. Canadian. has to change the saying from no shoes, no shirt, no service to no shoes, no shirt, no pants, no pole. >> Yeah, >> lascivious conduct in front of >> shirt. I I didn't do >> Oh, it does say shirt. >> Well, that's fine. So, what it might be conduct in front of miners. >> Yeah, man. We can't we can't be doing that in front of kids, man. >> Well, you know what? >> New Or just dropped. [laughter] >> Giving your significant other oral sex in front of >> This is making me sick to my stomach, y'all. >> I didn't do that. I didn't do that. be considered the same as Taco Bell? No, it would not because we had Taco Bell a couple hours ago. >> Okay. >> And we got video. >> Thank you. >> How dare you disgrace the name of Taco Bell that way. >> How's that feel? Chicken bow bow. >> E, [laughter] >> sit on the car. Watch your head. >> I always carry a gun, but I'm not carry it. >> That's fine. As long as you don't have a >> ma'am. What? >> Use the >> You going too. No. >> Okay, >> that is yours. >> Can you stand up? >> I didn't even see you grab it. >> Are you able to stand up? >> Yeah. >> Okay. Can you stand up? >> I want to put this towel in you when you do. Okay. Cuz we don't want to see all that. All right. >> Let me see. >> Okay. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. >> Some people just like to be seen. >> Come on. Let's stand up. >> Ready? >> You guys. I love you guys. >> Oh, watch your head. Watch your head. Watch your head. Come on. All right. >> Okay. >> Okay. >> Let me get this towel wrapped around you. Okay. >> Okay. M. This fun. [laughter] >> We're going. >> Not as fun as it was before they got there. >> Everybody's going to look at us. >> Well, >> they were right here. >> Oh, I'll get >> Mexican pizza or smelly taco combo. >> Well, I was going to see if we can get have her step into them. You can try. >> That's possible. >> My [laughter] clothes. >> Holy [ __ ] He's got a real nice clean car and you know we want to keep it that way. >> Yeah. Well, um >> that's a funny >> Yeah. Something tells me you can't just hose down that back seat. >> Even the plastic one. Somebody's going to have to do some scrubbing. >> It It's got to burn. >> Just Just throw the whole car out. [laughter] >> It's totaled. >> All right. Don't hurt yourself. >> I'm not. >> What the hell is that? All right. >> It's a lot better, isn't it? >> Yeah. Yeah. >> You know, the sad thing >> to the car. Okay. >> People would probably pay for her only fans. >> Nope. Nope. >> People will pay for anything. >> No. No. >> Come on. >> There's a pervert out there for every situation. >> Yeah. >> We're hiring if anybody wants to be a liberty sheriff. >> Love you. >> Oh, thank you. [laughter] >> Nope. Nope. Nope. >> Why am I >> Come here, Miss Robin. >> Miss Ramen, come here. >> Yes. >> I'm going to do something. >> No. No. >> It's okay. It's okay. >> This is what happens when you get too much sun. >> All right. >> You guys get what's coming. >> She does kind of have that alligator skin. >> [ __ ] >> I don't want it to close on your wrist. M. >> You're going to get what's coming to you. Hey, >> listen. You quiet the >> you get what's coming to you. >> Don't Don't you try to buy me get a bag. >> Yeah. Well, at least he doesn't have to bury his face in that. >> You on your head. >> That's all right. You don't have to. >> You know what? You guys are going to get what's coming to you. >> You what? Trump is going to get what's going to you. >> I'll take what's coming to me. Just don't give me what's coming to you. >> Yeah. >> I'm so sorry, officers. >> Yeah, we were talking on the way over. >> Is that Is that a phone? Pretty sure it's a phone. And so you have how many kids saw it? >> Four. So four counts. Four counts. >> Deser for two. >> Just so you know, they support Lauren for >> because I think I I think he got too much moon. >> You know what? I'm going to sue all youing scumbags. Was she in that chair? >> Yeah, sue him. >> Okay. >> Bird. >> I have video of her not being >> chair was flipping home. >> So they took video of it. >> So we want the chair thrown in the pool. >> Yeah, we burned it. Well, I mean >> some detox on that one. All right. >> For them not to come back on property. >> No, not yet. We're fixing. >> It gets worse than this. >> You know what? >> Oh, God. >> Are they going to do it in the back of a cop car? >> The Trump administration is going to intering. >> Oh, she got her cuffs off. >> Guys areing doing right now is >> another squid. 21 month membership. Damn. >> Oh, nice. and the Trump administration. Take them off. >> Find out. >> Don't hit the glass. >> Ma'am, come here. >> Oh no. >> Come here. >> Oh no. >> Ma'am, come here. >> Oh no. >> You scumbag the cuffs on or you're going to be scumbags. >> Excuse me. >> Put the cuffs back. >> You got to put the cuffs on. Extra charges. >> You're going to get extra charges, man. >> For what? >> For not putting for >> Yeah. For what? What do we do? >> For resisting. What's funny is if they sprayed a bunch of OC in the back of that car, they would probably gag less on the way to the jail. >> Behind your back. They're going behind her back. >> What did we do to you? >> Stop that. >> You need to stop that right there right now. >> What did we do to you guys? >> You need to stop that. >> Nothing. >> We didn't do anything. >> No. >> Magic eraser. Clean that seat right up. >> Oh my god. No. the you guys. You know what? I'll take you guys and I'lling kill you all. Youing [ __ ] Youing pieces of [ __ ] >> Oh my god. Joe, >> them sounds like threats. [screaming] >> Wait. >> Oh god. Is she waving it at him now? >> Did they put they put something on her, right? Did they give her some bottoms or just wrap a towel around her? >> No, that's her dress. >> Killing us all. You scumbag. I LOVE SHERIFF. I PAID. I PAID. >> Please tell me that's not real. >> Get your leg back in. >> Oh no, you mother. >> Chris gifting out five memberships. Thank you so much, Chris. >> New members. Thank Chris. Just the Chris. >> Is she paying? >> I pay for you guys. Youing scumbags. You sheriff scumbag. >> Yeah. I love I >> Okay. >> I give to them. Iinging donate to you guys. Youing pieces of [ __ ] >> Well, you don't have to no more. >> Guys got balls. I'll tell you what, when I get out of here, >> I'll donate to him. I'll >> kill you both. >> Start a fund. We'll get him a weekly hooker or something so he doesn't have to deal with that anymore. >> Come on, pick yourself up. >> Sparkle Poot's gifting out five memberships. >> It's a rain membership. >> Thank you, Sparkle Poots. You do that to my girl, I'll sit back. You guys wait. You [ __ ] [ __ ] You guys wait. >> I love the sheriff. I don't >> Shut the freak up. >> OH MY GOD. >> PUT YOUR LEG BACK IN. >> This just reinforces my >> Put your leg my claim that I hit the wife lottery. >> Watch your toes. >> [ __ ] >> [ __ ] her toes. Get her in a car. >> Get so pissed off right now. They can kiss my ass. Hey. >> Oh, come on. >> With a felony count of [laughter] conduct, multiple felony counts of intimidation after he made threats towards law enforcement. >> Well, at least they charge him for those threats. >> The female suspect was charged with a felony count of battery on an officer, a felony count of lewd conduct, disorderly conduct, and resisting arrest. >> All right. Well, that was something. >> Yes, you did. >> Let me get you a blanket or something on. >> That's what you get for wearing them short little booty shorts. I made me forget which video I'm going to put. Oh, this one. Oh god, [clears throat] that's his tongue coming out of his mouth going to haunt me for the rest of my life. >> Since we're on a theme now, I hear good things about this one. >> Are you kidding me right now? You do not. Okay. Okay. >> Okay. >> Why is the video position like this >> on THE GRASS? >> I'M PREGNANT AND MY BLOOD IS LOW. This high-risk arrest of a woman who is 5 months pregnant began hours earlier, but officers had no way of knowing just how chaotic this night would soon turn out to be. The following is based on official police record date and the footage has never been seen before until now. In Tulsa, Oklahoma on May 30th, 2025, officers respond to the adult entertainment store Hustler Hollywood after they reported a strongarmed robbery. Hi. >> What's going on? >> Thank you. >> Um, a lot for a different reason right now. >> I got beat up. >> Did she rob the dill no store? >> She did? >> Yeah, I got I got struck twice, but I'm all right. >> Okay. >> According to the staff, the incident began when a woman brought over $700 worth of items to the counter. And they noticed she appeared to have store merchandise stuffed in her pockets. >> Um, she also had a lingerie set tucked down the back of her pants. um claiming it was a pad because she pissed herself earlier today cuz she's pregnant. She came back here and tried to grab all the stuff off the ground. >> This is from EWU. I >> don't know if it's EW Body Cam or EWU. One or the other. >> They also claim she hit a customer with a high heeled boot from one of the displays. >> She struck him twice. >> She struck me a couple times >> and then tried to mow him down in our parking lot. >> Yeah. >> Almost. I went outside with her. She she I tried to take I got a picture of the back of the car, but it's not clear. >> Yeah, it's blurry. >> Let me have a look at that. >> Unfortunately, the image is blurry, making the letters unclear. But as it turns out, they don't need a license plate to identify the suspect since she left an address with the staff. >> Vicky Johnson, 13-month member. >> We love it when Ashley joins us. >> Yeah. Yeah. Everybody loves her. I'm just >> I love y'all so much. >> I'm just the placeholder for when Ashley comes back. I get it. bastards. >> Yeah, >> I don't blame you. She's awesome. [laughter] >> Thanks to the information shared by the staff, officers are able to identify the suspect as 26-year-old Daviona Lee Robinson, who is about to turn this night shift into one that officers will likely never forget. Before the officers leave, a staff member shares one final grievance. >> This dumb I missed the time I was going to take my nunch. >> I was stupid. I was really almost about to put her on the phone. >> My rice bowl. [laughter] >> My rice bowl. >> Hours later, the same officer who investigated the robbery spots Daviana's vehicle driving. >> Sparkle posts for five. Wait. >> Is this going to actually top the last video? I I don't know if it'll top it, but >> the traffic stop. >> They're related. >> Hello, ma'am. My officer cried. >> Okay. What' I do? Uh, the reason I stopped you is you had a improper land shed or >> I kept my the coff for 20 seconds. >> Yeah. >> When he asks for an ID, Daviana shows him a photo of her suspended license. >> I'm a nervous. >> Here's a uh No, I'm a heavy dude. >> Okay, >> move up. >> The love store, please. >> What's that? >> The love store. It's a store right there. >> The officer agrees and follows Daviana to a nearby business called the Love store. another adult entertainment shop just off the highway. >> Is she robbing multiple dildo stores? >> Let me just go ahead and have you step out of the car real quick. >> Okay. >> We'll just talk out of here. >> Like I said, sorry, my nurse telling nurse courtesy. >> Okay. Uh, is that your current address? >> Yes. >> Okay. What I have you do is just wait by the front corner of the car there. I'll be right back. >> God, I hope she's not a nurse. >> Into his cruiser before he re >> She's definitely not an Orian. Orians don't need to steal. Orin's make bank. Debiana. Debiana. >> She went into the store. >> Yeah. >> Debiana, >> stay out here. Stay out here. >> Stay out. >> Be on yourself. >> Come outside. >> I can get a photo charge. >> You can hold it in for a few minutes. >> No, I'm pregnant. I cannot hold in. I have a small bladder. >> Don't care. >> I'm about to be outside. >> Okay. >> Well, then that's another charge. Stay out of the pee blanket. >> I have to pee. No, the restroom and come right back out here. >> Excuse me. >> The restroom, >> I'm not touching THE RESTROOM. >> I'M NO, I'm going to open the door. No, it's okay. I can pee outside. Do not manhandle me. >> You are not free to go back in this car. >> I'll be back, baby. >> As Daviana goes back and >> she just [clears throat] leaving the kids in the car, running in the store. what she left in the back seat. Her 5-year-old daughter, >> 5-year-old, >> the officer radios for backup and another unit quickly arrives. >> So, traffic stop. I told her, >> "Call CPS." >> Um, I'm [ __ ] pissed. >> A uh lararseny/ um assault with a dangerous >> Yeah. problem solver. >> Suspect from my last call. >> He just a lot of cups out here. >> Is there a back door she's going to run out right now? >> No. So the lady just opened that up and let her in there. So she's got >> guarantee it, >> right? But she has got a little kid in the back of here. >> The two officers enter the store together to take Daviana into custody. >> Thank you. >> Hey there. >> Who's watching the baby? >> No. >> There's probably a army of cops around there by now. >> No. Why am I being arrested? Why am I being arrested? >> We will explain that when I arrested >> for stealing stupid. >> Why is she being arrested? >> You're probably leaving your child in the car while you do it. Throw in a little child neglect there. >> Oh, just got my blood pressure up. >> Okay, like >> Oh, you ain't seen nothing yet. >> Okay, >> let's get out of their place of business. We'll explain to you outside. >> Leave the phone in there. >> My phone. That is my property. Hey, Siri, call father. >> What? >> Your property can go booked into the jail with you. >> Siri, call father. Thank you, lady. Okay, I wait by your car. >> I'm waiting inside my car and I'm following my father. Yeah, >> give me my phone. >> The reason you are under arrest is because you are a suspect in a lararseny and an assault with a dangerous weapon from earlier tonight. >> I didn't have a weapon and he grabbed me and I have self-defense. >> No, this is from >> Well, yeah, everybody knows that. >> An assault when you punched the employee earlier. >> He He Okay. >> Yes. >> Who doesn't know that one? Jeans. Assault and >> Brooks is a serial killer. >> Yeah, but I still love him. >> That's a dangerous. >> He literally attacks >> when you self-defense. I need to call my father here. >> No. No, I'm not. Let go of me. I need to come. You need to let go of me. I need to call my father. And I I have a mental and I'm schizophrenic, too. >> Backup arrives and checks on the 5-year-old girl left in the back seat where she's sitting alongside two small puppies. to say >> no. My daughter's in my car. [crying] >> Oh said, I love Ashley. My first thought or her first thought, who got that baby? >> Okay. Okay. >> Ashley loves the babies. >> We just have to talk to her. >> I have a new baby, guys. >> I'm a great aunt. >> I'm a grunk >> again. >> Hey, sir. >> Her name's Butter. >> Stop it. >> Where are you going? >> Let me go. That's my daughter back there. Let me go. I am a nurse. not to BEHAVE LIKE THIS. >> THAT'S HELP. >> If you were a nurse, you would act like >> CNA at best. >> Hemorrhoids. >> Let me go. I can get hemorrhoids. I'm not sitting on the couch. >> Did you say hemorrhoids? >> Probably. >> Let me go. Let go. >> They're not letting you go. >> While waiting for backup to arrive with a rat. >> Watch the belly. >> They hold Daviana >> cuz she does look pregnant. >> Where her neck? >> She might just be fat officer. >> No, that looks like a pregnant belly. If I was a fat woman, I'd always claim to be pregnant. >> No, let me go. >> Okay. >> Especially if I thought it was going to get me out of trouble. If I thought >> Okay, maybe she is pregnant. Obviously, she's hungry. >> Let me go. >> Let me go. >> Don't you again. >> You better stop. Let >> Please tell me child is out. Nope. >> Get the child out of the vehicle and take him >> somewhere. I will I will follow. Pray that baby don't see this. >> REAL AND MY LOW >> the offic. >> Well, they're not grabbing you around the belly. They can grab your arms and legs. >> They can knock you in the head. You'll be fine. >> Baby doesn't live in your head. Nobody's living in your head. >> On the ground and >> Oh, are they your best friends? >> They're cute. >> Yeah, they're cute. I like them. Hey, I'm going to start the car back up so you can get some air for that you and the doggies. Okay. >> A sergeant who has arrived on scene places a spit hood over Daviana's head. >> Oh, she got the beekeeper hat. >> They next began emptying her pockets. >> I can't like batteries or something. >> This breaks my heart. >> Stuff she got. >> You do not have a receipt. >> You're lying. The officers then place shackles on her ankles and move her into a seated position. >> Yeah. Somebody kill that one, please. >> We don't do racist [ __ ] here. >> No. >> I got seven legs. You're getting all that. >> Yep. >> Yep. >> Let me go. >> Oh, I would have >> Let me go. Get my back. >> Hey, look at the headbutt. I was really going to jail to help. >> Oh, you're really going to hell. >> Do you ever Do you ever play with your mom's phone? >> You know the code to get in there by chance? Oh my goodness. I'm going to call Jeep. Okay. Look at You're so smart. >> With the 5-year-old's help, the officer is able to unlock Daviana's phone and make a call to the child's grandfather. >> I'm glad he knows that. >> Calls Jeep. After explaining the situation, he agrees to come to the scene to take custody of his granddaughter. [panting] >> She growling. >> Going to jail. >> Oh, you going to jail, baby. >> Stop grabbing my equipment. >> Do not bite. >> Attempted disarm felony. >> Get more painful for you. You've already committed. >> Yeah, there's no place for that [ __ ] here. >> Police officers, >> we laugh at all criminals. >> Knock it off. I got me >> like a child. >> I got me. >> With help from several officers, Daviana is fitted with a protective helmet and her legs are secured in the wrap device. >> All right, we're going to roll her over this way. >> Two feet. Check. >> Yeah, that cop's pretty awesome. [crying] [screaming] >> There you go. >> Well, she's getting a burrito, too. >> Good. >> The rest of the wrap is then secured to her upper. Somebody gets a king tuck costume. >> Tighten it over her stomach. >> I got >> careful. She will bite. >> Um, what do you need? >> Okay. So, careful that she she keeps biting. So, watch your fingers down there. >> Hello, David. Good to see you, buddy. >> And then if we can just make sure that's really secure. >> She got the beekeeper hat. She got the >> the derp helmet. She got the burrito. >> She on the trifecta. >> Good for you. It looks good on you, darling. >> Back of a cruiser. >> Take the mask off me now. >> All right. I'll take that mask off if you stop yelling at me. >> Take the cuff mask off me now. >> All right. Stop yelling. I'll take it off. >> Okay. Please take it off. >> Deal. >> Deal. >> All right. >> Take the mask off. >> We'll take it off as soon as you get to the jail. >> You ain't got taking those cuffs off. >> I can't read now. I can't. >> I have COPD. >> Really? You sound pretty good to have COPD. >> She's a walking ailment. >> TAKE THE MASK OFF. >> AFTER further discussion, the officers >> I got COPD. I got asthma. I got to fungus. >> Evaluate Daviana's condition. In the meantime, they carry her back to the grass. >> It's not coming off. >> This is the consequences of your actions right now. >> I cannot breathe. >> I cannot breathe. >> Well, you're talking. You can breathe. >> Breathe. No, >> you fit an officer like an animal. >> Jinx, you owe me some coke. Hey, Coke. >> Hey, Coke. >> Stop fighting one of my buddies. Not going to lie. >> Really makes me happy and shows your remorse. >> Another officer checks on the employees inside the love store who happen to be familiar with Daviana. >> Almost. Has she been here before tonight? >> She was here last night. >> Last night? Uh, did she miss? >> Yeah, see, I'm kidding. >> I know she took some stuff. Girls for 10. >> Who knew Tulsa was full of adult shops >> in her pocket? >> The Bible belt gets freaky. >> Flat. >> Okay. >> And I did have her take a few things out of her pocket >> once. Thank you, Russ. By the way, >> her onto a gurnie and trans [laughter] >> like a shark on the beach. >> Paramedics begin theiration. Officers start searching her car where they find more than they expected. >> Yeah, this might be some stuff. >> Third Pays, new member. Welcome, my friend. >> Okay, that's probably >> Can y'all take that baby out while y'all do that? This poor child is traumatized. >> According to police records, the bottle of premixed margarita was sitting in the front seat cup holder, and it's half empty, leading them to assume Daviana may be under the influence. >> She's pregnant. >> I bet she ain't even pregnant. And I bet she's using that for an excuse. >> I'll tell you that's where it's >> with that precious child. >> But this is all like more like cosmetic stuff, too. So, >> like you said, that she probably just shoved that in this bag. >> The officers also find a pair of fuzzy black handcuffs and what appears to be a bright pink vibrator. Daviana's father soon arrives to collect his granddaughter. >> Bologon's assault with a dildo. >> The officers note are surprisingly calm. >> And a puppy >> weed crumbs everywhere. >> They're super chill, too. Oh, yeah. >> They're probably stoning him from all the leaves. >> Though a long night for the 5-year-old girl is over for the officers, there's still far more to come. >> More citizen. >> I would do a citizen of all of y'all. [laughter] >> Okay. >> I cannot breathe. >> I don't know if you're free citizen anymore. If you're going to jail tonight, >> give me a breather or take this off. >> Can you tell me what uh year it is? >> Yeah, it's 2025. My brother turned 25. My dad turned 50 today. He was celebrating his birthday when he got a call from me. I bought a pocket two and this is why >> the go please. >> You know it's funny. He gave your dad a triple a 10% and >> 419 people on. >> We're at the >> Hell yeah. >> Yeah. We have a great relationship. He was a single father. He raised me and my brother. It's great. >> NO. NO. Yelling isn't going TO MAKE ANYTHING. >> IF you don't do it, I'm trip now. >> You're already tripping, dumb ass. >> WELL, NOW I'M AT 50%. You don't want me to get to a thousand. >> Soon after, the ambulance transports Daviana to a local hospital for a more thorough evaluation. >> There is a woman. >> I don't want to be a one man. [screaming] I don't want to be alone. He's following along. Help. I need something for you. >> Let me go. >> I like that one. >> This for you. >> It is one. It's a good song. I love country. >> Help. I need to get up out of here. I need y'all to let go of this list. And I'm s for $500 million. I swear to God. I hope y'all got it. >> Yes, they should definitely do that. >> I think about a billion, but I said I settle for 500 million. >> They claim they're pregnant. Test them. If they're not pregnant, extra charge. >> He asks one of the officers if he'd like to hear a joke. >> Okay, shut up. How did the hamburgers lose his wife? >> What? >> How did the hamburgers lose his wife? >> Patty. >> Okay, I got another one. >> Most ain't going to get you out of jail, baby. >> That's not funny to you either. Oh, you >> suck. right there. >> At least this one looks pregnant. >> Hey, can I PLEASE GET A NURSE? >> MY BROTHER SINGLE. [laughter] >> Why would you do that to your brother? >> But the situation escalates once again after Daviana seemingly attempts to bite a security guard standing at her bedside. >> West Virginia grandmama. Hey, there's my girl Ashley. Sorry I'm late. Was putting together a cat condo. >> I am just glad you're here. >> She's the one that brought bought your merch. Hey girl. Hey. >> She the one who got me to >> you, man. >> Oh, I haven't seen you in a while. You need to come and see me. >> Talk about you a lot. >> You're not puzzy. >> Actually called her a huzzy. >> I got her a huzzy. If you want Ashley to call you a huzzy, >> there's a shirt that says so in the merch store >> with me on it. >> Link in the pin comment. >> Thought about wearing it, but >> effective. >> Y'all won't be able to see it. >> My mommy. >> I'm wearing SDC merch though. >> Whose fault is that shirt? >> I'm wearing my man. >> This is the old one. This is the older one. This is the prototype. The new ones are updated. >> Wearing my man. got away with it. Move. >> No, it's not you. >> Yep, I surely am. Let go of me. >> I could help you out with some shackles if you got >> Let me go. >> We have already. >> She got bite his painter. She's looking right on it. >> Let me go. >> Let me go. >> Something tells me if she had as many sticking out of her as Ben stuck in her, she'd look like a damn porcupine. >> Yeah. >> Mhm. >> Oh, yeah. No. >> Stop. >> What's up? [snorts] >> Sorry guys if that was too loud. >> Go now. Let me go now. You up. I'mma beat the out of you. Oh, I'mma take. You know what? I'mma kill you in a >> Yes. God, this chat is awesome. >> We always have a good time. >> Again, they resecure the wrap around her body and leave her to rest. After the officer who was bitten receives his own medical treatment, they gather and talk in the hallway. >> You can bite me once, but you ain't biting nothing ever again. >> Excited utterance that she had smoked pot in the car while driving. >> Wow. >> She said it was it was definitely today though. >> Yeah. And it smelled like weed in the car. >> Okay. >> She she told insisted to us that she had smoked pot and used fentanyl today. So >> smoked pot laced with coca. >> Yeah. Fentanyl, too. [ __ ] better not be pregnant. >> Oh my god. With her baby in the freaking car. >> When Daviana wakes up, >> no pants don't care. >> So she can use the restroom. Given the option, >> I swear to God, I want to beat her. >> That buzz is so much more important than that child. >> Chooses neither. >> I think she >> I'm about to cry now. >> With certain problems, >> we gave you the option to get >> I don't give a damn. You should not be gentle. I'm pregnant. Your legs aren't pregnant. >> Get off my head. I'm not wearing that. Get off my head. >> You are wearing that. >> That >> Oh my god. Oh my god. >> That can be >> You ready to get really pissed off? She has not once asked about that baby. >> That's what I was going to do at the end of the video. >> She's not once. >> No, she hasn't. >> Wait, Mr. Super from Jack >> transport van drive. >> They call her mama. >> Physically carry her into the >> [ __ ] mama >> for removing all of her restraints. >> Poor kid she's pregnant with now. >> Lucky Irvin. Anyone who tells Shane's all right with me >> makes no mention of the results of any drug or alcohol testing or the health and status of her unborn child. >> Look at that freaking mug shot. >> There we go. The streets are safe once again. No one will be stealing vibrators on our watch. >> [laughter] >> was charged with misdemeanor larseny. >> That's great. >> With a dangerous weapon, three counts of assault and battery on a police officer, child endangerment, and driving under the influence of drugs. She pleaded guilty in July of 2025 and received a 7-year deferred sentence. But that sentence was later accelerated following an incident in October that resulted in new charges. In February of 2026, she pleaded guilty in a new case to grand lararseny, obstructing an officer, transporting an open container, and failure to use a child restrained. She was sentenced to 18 months in the Department of Corrections along with two concurrent six-month Tulsa County jail sentences with credit for time served. Watch our full videos as they were originally made with no randomly muted words or details cut. We've also dropped brand new EW videos available on >> All right, we're going to call that one in. Tell y'all what I don't want to. Um, we get 500 in supers. I'll consider it. We're going on vacation, baby. We're going to need some money. >> What are you talking about? I'm so pissed over her. Oh, >> somebody said something about tasers. I I I cried a little bit in here. >> She probably ain't really pregnant, so we really don't got to worry about the 5-year-old. Hopefully, she's with She's in a >> cheap hall. >> Hopefully, she's in a shitty system that is much better than her house. How sad is that? How sad is that that the system, the foster system, which I'm [ __ ] now. I'm already cussing. I got a >> Okay, hold on. >> I had a double chin. Hey guys, [laughter] >> it's a chore getting her in and out of this. Poor little thing. Her feet don't reach the ground to move the chair around. Oh, let's find one that is finding to lighten the mood a little bit. The problem is I haven't watched these. All right, here's a long one that I think is funny. I watched maybe the first 10 minutes of this one. When she gets back, we'll play that. I'm try to catch up on some of these. I love that there are so many of you guys here and everybody is blowing up the chat. That makes me happy. I just hate that I can't read them all, so I'm never going to get all the way caught up on them. Vicky Johnson [laughter] throwing in 10. Get him, Ashley. I'll leave that up till she gets back in here. >> What? >> Becky Johnson gave us a $10 super chat. Said, "Get him, Ashley." >> I'll get him. >> Thank you though. >> Chris Shane has 73,000 subs. Get him to 100,000 so he gets that YouTube plaque on the table naked. >> I will. But that's for the that's for the only fans channel. That's not for this channel. I'll helicopter this [ __ ] all day long. >> Legal fiction for five. By my count, this brings us to at least 400. No. Stuart, you're doing streams now. You know that um YouTube gives you a running ticker. and we're still quite a ways away. So hopefully we won't do that. But if we do, then it's going to be a fun trip to the beach. All right. Um I haven't picked a video. I was waiting. I think this one's pretty long if I recall. I I don't know if we'll watch all of it or not. We'll watch it for a while. Chess your cat. I'll put in creepity. Hammy, not all heroes wear cakes. All right, let's do this video. This one, this one's kind of funny. From what I saw, I haven't seen the whole thing. Oh, hold on. Start, you son of a [ __ ] >> Thank you, Stuart. >> For 20. How much now? Well, we are at uh 131 if you must know. >> Thank you, Stuart. Thank you, Jasure. >> YOU ARE VIOLATING MY CIVIL RIGHTS. >> NO, we're not. >> YES, I'M NOT BLACK, AM I? You >> So, I'm not going to do this because we will die. Especially if this is a long video, and I'm pretty sure it is. the the real body cams drinking game that I came up with, which is you take a drink every time there subscribe thing pops up. >> Yeah, I ain't doing it. >> You'll die by the end of the video if you try this. >> I ain't doing it. >> I will be famous from it. Tik Tok social media. Yep, that's me. >> Change dumb criminals. >> On March 12th, 2025, officers in Washington responded to a parking lot after 911 caller woman in a brown sweater screaming in the pouring rain. The car said the microphone set their headlights before laying down in the road to block traffic all while leaving. >> Not very smart nearby with the door swung open. Here's what the officers did next. >> I think it would be nice. >> Headphone warning on this one, I guess. >> Don't you think that would be nice? >> What would be nice? >> If that light were on. >> Yeah, it sure would be. What's going on? >> Bar poster 20. Crap. Can't meet the diff required. Dang it. I don't know what that means. >> What that means? >> Yeah, I don't know what that means. Here, mama. I I'll add to the vacay fund. Thank you, kid. You're so awesome. >> What's going on? >> Yeah, >> that light's not on. >> Okay. What's the big deal about the light? >> Cuz I see. >> Okay. Uh, who are you? >> Michelle. >> That ain't my game. I am Officer Willis with the Powman Police Department. >> Willis? >> Yeah. People said you were out here screaming. Do you live here? >> Am I screaming? >> I mean, kind of. >> What people said that? >> I'm not going to give you the specific names of people that reside here. >> And would it be residents or would it be management or would it be security? >> Res. >> It doesn't matter. >> Or freaking cops. >> I think Michelle was driving this vehicle. >> No, I think Michelle's standing >> Can you try and find a Michelle? >> Oh, not a tree. Michelob Ultra Lime Knight. >> Do they make it lime or did you get some lime to put in it? >> Yes, I'm driving this car. If I were in it driving, >> boy, >> but I'm standing on the sidewalk. >> I I hear you, Michelle. I just want to make sure you don't get back in the vehicle. >> You hear me? Cuz you're approaching me and you need my vehicle. You have no right. >> I'm going to shut your door so you can't >> because you might block it. >> Back off my car. >> David Ashley is a cute, funny lady. Shank myself, >> Michelle, >> see that? >> I don't want >> Back off my car. >> Now, >> I'm not going to allow you to get back in. >> Oh my lord. >> Back off my car. >> She should not. >> She already pissed herself. >> Pie. I got a much light. >> No, do not. >> Bring it on. >> Sit down. Sit. She reminds me of Georgie off it the clown with that >> yellow jacket. >> I will have >> Oh, you are >> chain is cute, too. >> He's all mine. >> You know who I am. >> Yogi come from >> I love the black stuff. It's delicious. >> Have her hand because you understand >> the mother of >> all >> you again. [laughter] Hello, we're not. >> You're responsible for the first time this [ __ ] happened. [laughter] >> Hey there, >> Patrick. Did you change that to like Grandpa Pad or something like that? I don't remember. [screaming] >> I got to stop this for a 99.99 super chat. Vacation or taser? Both good causes. Thank you so much, Pat. You are wonderful and mean. >> He's getting tased tonight. Shut up. >> Thanks to Patrick. >> Who said it was going to be me? I just said we got the taser. >> You're the one getting tased, not me. >> We'll see about that. [clears throat] >> Fight over. >> That's what you get. And there [clears throat] is no wrong home. [ __ ] do you see what I put up with? It's so It's so abusive. >> He didn't ask if I was okay. >> I need the taser just to defend. There's no wrong hole. [clears throat] >> Anyway, thank you, Patrick. >> You're a wonderful and mean human being. >> I'm pretty sure Patrick financed the first tasing. [screaming] >> HELP. >> Your help is there helping you, honey. >> HELP ME. [screaming] HELP ME. HELP ME. >> They're hurting. >> Personally, I think all those people would have a fit if you tased Ashley. Yeah, they probably would. >> They love her much more than me. >> I've already been hurt. >> I may pee again. >> Cannabis. >> I'm taking this to the >> You're not allowed to get back in the car. I'm smelling cannabis. You're being >> I was smoking in my home. Okay. >> Yeah, I'm fine. Just went down the wrong hole. >> Green. Damn. Co is going to sue your ass. >> Dabco. >> Yes. >> I don't know about that. >> Yeah, you do. You're >> dabbco. >> [ __ ] >> OKAY. >> SO, GET OFF ME. >> NO. >> Do you want to be? >> Um, you can sue me if you want. >> Oh, can I? >> Yeah. >> Your whole >> That's well within your rights. >> Your whole squad. >> Here's the deal. You're not going to kick us. >> Your department. >> You're not GOING TO KICK US. >> MAN, I disabled. >> You need to relax so we can get YOU BACK UP. I HAVE SPINE TROUBLE. >> WHAT? >> You're hurting me. >> You better get some footage. >> What's that say? >> Speak. >> Currently listening to possible bar fight at golf course with 16 people. >> Go, go, go, go, go. >> You want to get an ambulance? >> I will win. >> Oh, yeah. Okay. >> She's going to have to be strapped to a gurnie and brought to the hospital likely. >> Get the [ __ ] off HERE. IT'S TOO LATE ALREADY. >> NO, it's already too late. I'm doing. >> Isn't she just a charming young lass? >> Okay. >> No, I'm taking this. >> I'm immunity. >> No, I'm taking this. I've already been down. >> You are. >> You're both. >> Hey, drink. >> Let me go now. Hi, ma'am. >> We're not going to let you go now. >> No, you better let me go or you're going to be >> just stop resisting. >> You don't know who my family is. >> So, just uh >> I don't care who your family is. had to had to sit her down and got her down pretty >> I would like to talk to the RP and you already >> you've already heard >> stop kicking >> you've already hurt me >> you've already assaulted me by kicking me >> I'm the special guests >> Ashley is now the host of the show >> for what >> and then um I also want to >> give me two shoes for two Ashley make sure you're empty first >> I'll try to me. >> Well, that takes all the fun out of it. >> And she was such a problem the last >> I'm pleading to you, police officer. >> Officer, I can't get off of you unless you stop listening. >> Officer, I'm pleading to you. >> Let's uh >> Officer, please hear my way. So you're being audio recording. >> Oh, great. [crying] >> Assaulting an elderly woman. >> I've got one. It's on the channel page. It may be linked in the >> Thank you very much. >> Standard description. >> I HAVE SPINAL PROBLEMS. I AM AT home training my ESA AND THEY'VE ASSAULTED ME FOR NO REASON. >> You can feel free to pull that off the channel page and post it here if you want to. >> Okay. >> My my voice will be heard. >> Do you understand me? >> Are you going to have a problem? >> No, everybody can understand you, honey. >> Because I'm handcuffed. >> Okay. If we help you with that. >> No, you can uncuff me. >> We're not going to do that. >> You must. I request. No. I want that judge. CARL, I WANT THAT JUDGE NOW. He can come here. >> She can come here right now. >> So Michelle, I'm going to read YOUR CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHTS ON my home. >> You have the right to anything can and will be used. >> Who's going to take the dog? That's all I want. >> You have the right. >> Who's going to take a drink? Anybody else playing this game? Cuz I wasn't going to, but [ __ ] it. while you question. >> You're kicking your own dog now. >> What? Nikki Johnson second hurting me. >> Do you want to bring a card? >> You're hurting me. >> The dog. >> I'm lost. >> Michelle, if you stop trying to kick us, I will get off OF YOUR LEGS. >> YOU'RE HURTING ME. >> I AM NOT. [laughter] >> I have your badge. >> Patrick Ashley's mic work from the start. Definitely tonight's host. Mhm. >> Okay. >> You will be canned. Do you understand? >> I do understand. >> Sparkle place for five. Well, there is the fact that Shane didn't poop himself the first time. Just saying. >> You're firing me. >> Yeah, we did have Taco Bell tonight. You never know. >> I ain't clean that up. >> Everyone for >> Oh, Chris found the PayPal >> in this. >> Okay. >> So, you better warn them to stop or they will lose their job on your account. Stop trying to get >> Do you understand the law? Do you matter right now, >> sir? Understand the law. >> I am going to pull that [ __ ] back up. >> All right, let's get >> I am the people and I am the voice. >> AND IT STARTS NOW. FYI like >> get over to this one. >> Go to the station. >> You when I go over, >> you will LET ME GO NOW. >> ALL RIGHT, WE'RE GOING TO SIT UP. >> I'll jump ahead. He's going to take control. >> Eyes. God damn. Give you a slam in the face. I'd rather [music] not be a human race. This sucks like a goddamn rubber duck. >> What? What >> a rubber duck. >> That sucks. A rubber duck. >> Second. Did I wrote? No, I ain't been wrote. I ain't been right. Goddamn got peed pants tonight is breaking. >> We drink when their uh subscribe animation pops up. >> Don't listen to me. My kids >> real body cams overuses that a lot. >> Well, he does. I don't. >> Bo died. That a nanny can take care of you. Like >> she's new age slam poetry. >> And by the way, I'm blocking you for 6 months. Why am I still here for my kids, right? Who never come in visit? I thought I had him in the description of all the stuff. >> The the streams are different. >> All the videos use the same descriptions. >> What the >> Well, >> yes. KFW Studios. >> Now she's freaking out cuz she's at the jail. >> [ __ ] I'm too smart for this [ __ ] >> No, baby. You dumb as [ __ ] >> S in E SS. Graduated in ' 04. UNCC they used to call it godamn >> you're too old to graduate >> 999 >> what [snorts] >> she said I graduated in ' 04 of some college >> [ __ ] maybe 1999 >> book vlog >> I was supposed to have graduated in >> I won >> social media >> graduated in 06 though that counts >> you graduated I'm proud of you >> wish that I didn't graduate job. >> Oh no, she blocked me for 6 months. >> No, this 58 white woman at home gets abused by cops cuz it won't listen. >> Real body cams. Like and subscribe. >> What was my grandma? >> Thank you so much for the 20, homie. >> All right, Michelle, where are you taking me out? Okay, >> you just giving me back for the memberships I bought last week. I am. >> And I know the drill. >> Okay. >> You can move this thing off my neck for me, please. >> Yep. >> All right. It's going to be around your leg. So, I'm going to pull it down. >> So, where's the dog? >> Get your leg up and under >> your left leg. >> I'm trying. Just a minute, please. >> Sure. Yep. [snorts] >> I got it. Hold on. There you go. >> I'm not going to drink that yet cuz we're still real body cams. >> Hold on. Hold on. No. Okay. >> Just out. >> Take it at your pace, Michelle. We don't want you to get hurt. >> I'm already hurt. I am. >> Basically, we're just giving YouTube money. >> Okay. >> Smelled cannabis because yes, I was at home. >> It is. >> I live at Davco property and yes, I know the law. Would you like me to grab your other shoes so your foot's not cold? >> Sure. Please. Can I please? I need my hands so that I can release my shoulders forward so I can take >> nine more minutes of this. >> In my chest because please >> once you get you standed, you should be able to take a good deep breath. >> We do. >> No, please. >> Once we get inside. >> Yeah, for sure. >> What's that say? >> I think so. Michelle, >> a member of son >> going overseas trying to >> getting deployed, I guess. Oh, you >> I understand you are in >> Absolutely. in our thoughts and prayers. >> Absolutely. >> Have me handcuffed right now. You can >> be safe out there, stupid for him, too. >> You want the shoe or not? Cuz I'm not going to hold it all. >> My heart goes out. >> We are not uncuffing you out here. >> We cannot do that. >> You tell her that she has to get out of her heart. >> Yep. >> She's not complying with >> I think she's still pissed about the dog. >> I am bored. >> And the baby from the last video. that you're out of here without having >> Oh, hell yeah. I'll find you something else. You know, I got to be um >> Well, >> you only gave me one. >> I've got more animals for you, but I'm going to piss you off first and then calm you back down. I'm going to manipulate your ass. >> The animals. >> No, we're past that point >> on this ride along. >> I love police ride along. >> Run. >> Another shrugs his shoulders >> and a witness has something to say. >> Yes, you don't. >> On October 9th in CM, Florida, an officer was about to >> ask something with pigs in it. >> Yes. >> Thank you, Chris. 20. >> There might be pigs in it. I haven't watched all that in. He's standing up. >> Yeah, I told him to sit down. >> All right. I need your license. >> Um, you got to wait. So, let me go inside. >> No, that's not how it work. >> I don't have it on me. >> That's not how it work. >> No, I don't have it. Do not touch me. You just touch No, you just touch >> I need your license right now. >> You shouldn't be doing that. >> I need your license right now. >> You just touch a female >> cuz he gave him your license. >> What is your name? >> Officer V. Number is 897. I need your license right now. >> I don't have my license. Are you refusing to buy your um driver license to me? >> There's a baby in that car. >> Behind your back. >> Another one. >> Your hand behind your back. >> About 10. >> So many responsible parents out here. >> You should probably drive a license to me. >> Katie said, "Good to see you, Mom." >> Stop touching her. >> You don't think she'll like this one? >> Do not. >> She already saw another baby. >> You just touched me. >> I'm going be mad. Get out. You just touch. >> I'm not ready because this baby has to see this. >> Let me GET OUT. GIVE ME MY LIFE. >> IT'S your >> You hear that baby screaming? >> Just punch me. PUT YOUR HAND BEHIND YOUR BACK. >> YEAH, it's >> touch me. >> She's not scared though. It's for um embarrassment. >> Oh my god. This thing birthed me. >> Give me a second. >> While that went on, more officers were on >> Oh, Katie's Edge. You missed one earlier. We did the um the the Gilroad store kleptomaniac. >> Let me get up fast. I'll give you my life. >> No, we're past that point. >> I didn't refuse to give you >> Yes, you did. You said you fuse. >> Let me I said, "Let me put my key." >> No, that's not how it work. You don't do this. >> Oh [ __ ] >> Give me an order. >> You do it. >> Okay, sir. But you touched me before anything >> cuz you were walking away. >> I wasn't walking away. I got >> Oh my god. She appeared to be walking. >> You're killing me here. You can't get mad at every video. >> I didn't say a word. >> You don't have to. Your face speaks volumes. You know that. >> You did not hear that baby screaming in the background. They pooping out penguins. [screaming] She got by. [laughter] >> Look [clears throat] at that bobcat. >> Oh [ __ ] >> Expected beautiful footage. But these animals. >> Oh my god, that's so cool. >> Oh my god. Cuddle. No, >> it's an elephant. [music] >> Do you like the movie, babe? >> Yeah. Yeah. >> Big penguin. >> Don't worry, cameraman. We got the perfect angle for you. >> At least we got her smiling again. >> Nah, I ain't doing that. I'll do a Bobcat. I knew that. >> You're not doing lions. >> No. [laughter] >> Madillo. >> It appears. >> That's a huge one. >> Bobs are curious. >> I understand yours. Yeah. >> Especially when they notice unusual movement nearby. >> I know how to operate this one. Bobcats are so cute. >> Is that a wolf? It's a wolf. >> That is a wolf. >> That's a wolf >> on [snorts] the kayak. >> Leu emu [singing] and dog. >> I'm helping you. I'm helping track. >> Oh my god. >> Like an oversized puppy somewhere. >> Is that a reindeer or a moose? >> An employee. >> What the heck is that? >> Best bros. >> Peacock. Maybe. No, it's not a turkey. It's not not a chicken. Not a peacock. A look how sad. Come to me. I love him. >> Celebrity surrounded by meteor energy. The Iberian deserves all the attention. No, >> I love them, but they're not my cup of tea. >> He's a big fella. >> Oh my god, he's so beautiful. [snorts] Seriously. >> Groundhogs. >> Maybeow. [laughter] >> Oh, bit him. Oh, >> that gorilla. >> Yeah. >> When the gorilla's tired of your photo shoot and wants a union break. >> Pay me with bananas. >> Oh. Oh. >> Oh, a cheetah. Oh my god. No. [laughter] an elephant. >> He's trying to take pictures. >> Yeah, >> he gets a turn. >> He does. >> He clearly believes in privacy rights. >> Oh, >> what? >> I saved a gorilla's life and Jack Hannah came to hug me. H. >> Wow. >> Yeah, I'm tired. Watch my baby for a while. What the hecky doodles is that? >> I know it was on Madagascar. >> I forget what they're called. >> They're beautiful. >> Dangerous stunt performed by experts. For your safety, do not >> like a tiger. >> Yeah, >> that a tiger. >> Copy. Bar. >> Oh, I thought a wild bean. >> Lemur. >> Look at that. >> He's a big fella. >> I just want to kiss him. And now would be my chance. The wombat wombat. [music] Can we do a body cam now? How long we got on this? Uh, >> like 10 more minutes or something. >> Oh, what are those called? >> Curious. That's why they replaced fear. Five more minutes. >> Those are 16. Oh, wrong button. You're going to need more of this later. I don't want to use it all right now. Let's try this one. Officers responded to a residence for a call of a battery between neighbors. >> Neighbor fight. Any kids in this one? Please say no. I'm going to run out of videos. >> So, my boyfriend called me. Thank you. I appreciate that. My boyfriend called me. Miley. Miley. Oh, get in your bed. Thank you. I woke up because I haven't slept in 3 days and these people and it's no different. >> Okay, good. We can finish one. >> Stress. I have stress with my elderly parents and Morris and my siblings. These people lost their roof. So, I walked outside. Patty has threatened me before in the past. Her >> I need to know what happened tonight. What happened? I've been threatened with a gun before by Patty's boyfriend and I am very I do not trust that woman. I was thankful when Adam was the only one that came over here to maintain the place. She comes over here, stands on my property, calls me a [ __ ] crack, says to go back into my house. I told her, "This is my property. Read your lease. The center line directly between the trailers is the property line. They have debris on my property." I asked them to do that. They told me to go [ __ ] off. >> You asked them to put debris on your property. >> [ __ ] off my property. The five the five guys, four guys she has over there started in then all cusssing at me and screaming at me. I'm one person. I'm 5'4. I'm about 150 lbs. I'm not going to be intimidated by her loser boyfriend. She has a bad reputation on from when she lived here and that she is >> here. Let's get to what actually happened. >> You cannot talk to her. She lived here 16 years. >> So when you went over there, >> I didn't go over there. >> I just Okay. So when you told them to get off your property, >> I said get it off my property. >> Okay. Then you didn't say anything else to them or anything like that. Just told them >> cuz they looked at me like they weren't going to [ __ ] do it. And they said you're we're not on your property. And I said and that's when I lost it. >> Okay. Then what happened? >> And I said, "Get the [ __ ] off my property now." Cuz that's what Patty said to me. Well, then you want to be I can be a bigger. This is my place. I pay the bills. I pay the [ __ ] rent. I pay the freaking the insurance on this. I have the title. I don't rent. I don't sub lease. >> So, please do not disrespect me like that. She ever since she lived here, she's done nothing but disrespect me. She has no respect for my property. She has no respect for me and I am not going to continue to be walked on by just everybody. And that's what's been happening to me lately. I've been physically assaulted last week and then I was freaking mob mentality last Thursday. So I haven't had any goddamn sleep. I have a 84 year old senior mother in Morris. I have a 87year-old dad. I have two grandsons that the system that I turned my daughter in for DCFS because last year when she came here, she brought two girls with her. >> Did she almost fall? >> They pushed my [ __ ] door in. >> The hell's in that bottle? >> So, they're going to get to the actual >> and they punched my front window. The officer, >> what happened? >> I have heart problems. I just had a back. Okay. So, I've been all the time. I don't take oxies or all that [ __ ] I do the alternative method with the CDD. So listen the best I can. I just try to calm down because what I'm saying is >> get to the point lady. >> The officer that showed up did not >> We weren't here last time. So we need We're here for what happened [laughter] today. So we need to know what happened. Listen, let me talk. Let me talk. Shut up. >> Enoughy. >> Well, no. You're going to listen to me talk. I'm going to figure out what happened. There's a baseball bat here, right? What happened with the baseball bat? >> I just told you last year. No, no, no. You You just told him all kinds of other [ __ ] Tell him what happened. >> Injury is very important to me. May not be to you, officer, but it is to me. >> Okay. And I need to know what happened tonight. >> I'm trying to tell you, but you are interrupting. >> No, you're talking about last year. I'm talking about tonight. >> Wanted an explanation. What happened tonight with the bat? >> Did you get the explanation for the bat? >> I'm asking you and you're not answering. >> I have been battered out here and pushed around and you all have not done your job. >> I have never met you before. So, >> okay. Well, you are Grundy County. >> Okay. What happened tonight with the I'm asking you, Lisa? Right. >> I said I >> Lisa, I'm >> Don't make this worse for me. Okay. >> I'm not I'm talking to you. You're the one >> establish a pattern out here. Do you understand? >> Okay. What happened tonight? What happened with the bat tonight? >> I told you I went outside. >> Yeah. >> For my own safety. There are five stanky [ __ ] people that look pretty shady out there. That's what I'm telling you. You go over there and you talk to shady individuals. The woman who moved in there was with her boyfriend, Adam. Okay. Adam >> at least he threatened me with a gun from being with her. She has done nothing but threaten and scream and holler at me. Said she bought this place. >> Okay. 11. >> And if she [ __ ] comes over here, then know the law. Know know the trailer restrictions from Tim Applegate. Hometown hometown property now. >> Well, that's the plan. >> Like I said, I've been here for 16 years. I have had no problems until she moved in >> and then she started to continually look and put me down. >> I understand you've had problems with them in the past, but I I need to figure out what happened tonight. So, I know you said your boyfriend walked over to offer the tarpet and they pretty much chased him away. He said no. Right. So, >> Patty started not him. Patty started. >> Is that what started the commotion today? >> No. What started this is I just said my boyfriend told me what happened over there with the girls losing their roof. So, I got up, >> threw some clothes on. I >> like I said, I'm in no shape for all this [ __ ] I just took night two nitro pills. The woman I walked in, checked on my place. They had their prep their stuff on my >> Aren't those for emergencies and you just take one >> one every 15 minutes if needed. >> So it's on my property said read your lease and it will tell you directly down the center of the trailers of the property line. >> Okay. >> Okay. >> Can can >> y'all go and do that before I forget. Um I will be doing my regular stream tomorrow. Uh I don't work tomorrow night so I'll be doing it at the old regular time of 4:00. So, come back tomorrow at 4 and we'll do another one. >> Yeah. I'm >> Thanks for reminding me, Chris. >> Call me names and [ __ ] I'm gonna stand up for myself and I'm not going to be threatened by five four guys and her. >> Mhm. >> Yeah, >> I understand. >> So, that's what the bat is for, to protect my body. >> So, they're they're calling they're calling you names, right? They're calling me all kinds of names and I'm ignoring them and I'm I'm over there looking at all their debris in my property and I asked them, "Are you going to pick all this up?" >> Yeah. >> They basically looked at me and said, "Fuck you." >> Okay. >> Okay. >> Tell me to get a [ __ ] life or something. And I was like, >> "Well, I can't blame him for that." >> Like, you four dudes have really lies in this in this community. [clears throat] Can >> you give us or I'm speak with you somewhere? I'm going to step outside. Okay. All right. So, here's here's the thing. >> I just heard I was waving a bat around and chasing her, too. >> I'm just I'm just over here to ask you that question. I don't know. >> I didn't >> I don't know. That's what I'm cuz I've been here with >> I am >> I haven't even got >> that might pop in. >> And all body cam videos will be watched. >> My next question was going to be a jump jumping jack. >> I wish I could jump. put him off. >> All right. Um, >> so I was over there talking. I'm getting There's always two sides to a story, right? >> And there's ahead. There's always two sides to an incident. There's always multiple sides to an incident. Let's rephrase it that way. Okay. >> Give it hell, brother. Give it hell. >> You can do it. >> Threatened you in the past, which I no reason. I believe you. I do. >> Um, however, going out with a baseball bat, definitely the wrong decision to make. Correct. No, >> I have um Yeah, >> here's the thing. Here's the thing. >> I'm on my property >> and I'm not doing anything to hurt anybody. I just was covering my ass because I have been victimized several times and I'm not going to be a victim again. And I am afraid these day and ages you have to think of self-p protection, >> okay? >> Self-preservation. This is one temple God gave me. And I >> Let me ask you this. When you were talking to Patricia Patty, >> the Patty, whatever. Patty. Okay. >> What are you doing? her to get her [ __ ] off my property. >> So part of the back >> she started yelling >> when you were when you were I'm not even going to try to read that. >> I had >> finally made it to live. You guys rock. I'm sure always manages to brighten my day. Awesome. Thank you. >> You're welcome. I love you. >> Happy to hear it. >> Now you're getting me upset because I never once came anywhere near >> I was on the phone the whole time >> and I never came near. >> I heard she's lying. They are intimidating me. That's a mob mentality right there. >> See, a lot of this stem back. >> It's a mob mentality. You came in with a bat. >> Stupid. >> Like I was telling these gentlemen, you know, I was working on this trailer, middle of winter, 11:00 at night. I pulled my Suburban down through there to use the lights cuz I had to take the skirting off to get the water running back in the bathroom. And God, >> I'm turning them into the health department. And if you think I hit them, then they >> you know, they come over uh and beat my ass and I had my truck a little bit on their front. I mean, it was like holy hell broke loose. >> Yeah. >> That night. >> Yeah. >> And they could park right next to my trailer on my property and if I said a word, I then you better out, Lisa. >> And that's the way they >> Why don't you say a word to the guy that you're talking to now? >> Five guys there with her. >> Okay. >> And me. You think that my I felt safe over there? This is my property. I don't rent. I don't I pay the the property insurance or the house insurance. I pay for the I own this. I don't >> I know. I believe I'm not arguing that. I understand. >> But I'm not going to be made. She doesn't even live here. The first thing she does is come over and exert that she thinks she's powerful. No, you're not. >> Okay. >> You are. >> I'll be I'll be right back. Okay. I'm telling you what's going to happen now. Okay. Um, so I said there's two witness there's three witnesses over there that I'm telling you what they're saying. There's three witnesses over there saying that you did tap her with the bat on the nose. I never did. >> So at this time you are being placed under arrest for battery. >> Hit her in the face with the bat. >> So go like that for me. >> You think you are [ __ ] take me to jail. I don't get merest. >> Listen, you have a you used number one. You used a bat. So it could be aggravated and could be a felony. But listen, >> if you be you're cooperative with me, so I'm only charging you with the misdemeanor. You can go pay your bond and come home and figure it out in court. Okay? >> I'll be right behind you to go get it. >> It's only a 10-minute drive. Don't >> the principle of the matter. >> That's a pretty sky. >> Let me unlock your door. >> People's name for identification. >> Yes, I did. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. >> Well, now I'll have my attorney run their names and we'll keep them quite a bit. >> Yeah. Well, you go ahead and do that. I don't understand. If she hit her in the face with a bat, there'd be some kind of You >> appreciate my >> I think she just kind of waved it and tapped her. >> No, I would never intentionally do anything to disrespect anybody's property. I was just letting you know that that's the physical >> I'm under. >> The woman was charged with battery and taken to jail. Thanks for watching today's video. If you haven't already, please like and subscribe. >> All right, so there's that one. This one, this one's a trip. I actually watched almost all of this one. Let me ceue it up here. Th This one's This one's fun. Maybe you're going to like this one for a while. [laughter] >> On May 14th, 2026. >> Where's SP Wait, where where's Spider-Man at? Somebody get Spider-Man here. We we definitely found him a wife. We found him sister wives today >> to a call about an intoxicated woman who was refusing to leave a local bar. According to the police report, she'd already been told multiple times to get out. Once they finally got her outside, an officer gave her a clear warning that if she went back on the property, she was going to be arrested for trespassing. But she went right back inside anyway. Officers quickly took her into custody and started walking her toward a patrol car, but that's when the situation escalated. Her sister showed up completely aggressive and started demanding they release her. >> Okay, you need to back away. >> You need to back away because I'm telling you that's why. >> But why? >> We've told you several times you're going to be arrested if you So back up 25 ft. >> Got you. >> That's not 25 ft. >> That's not 25 ft. Go over there across the street. I'll talk to you. >> Headphone warning on this one. Oh, my flipflops. >> Russ, you still here? This is your This is your town. >> Flipflops. >> Sit down. >> It's okay. >> I'll go try to find her. >> Her wallet. Yep. >> Tell me, sir, why you are arrested for trespassing? >> For what? >> For race. She told you five times. Yes. >> Will you shut up for about 2 seconds? I he could explain it to you. >> I'm not going to talk to you, >> sir. No, I'm telling you. She's not. I >> It's not her purse. >> Yes, it is my This is her purse. No, but why? Stop. Stop. STOP. >> OH MY GOD. YOU'RE GOING TO [ __ ] >> STOP. STOP. STOP. What the is >> Stop moving. >> I told you I'd talk to you in a minute. >> Hold on. Hold on. Take take I got it. >> TAKE THE HANDS OFF ME. >> Take the [ __ ] hands off me now. >> Relax. >> No. Take the hand. You're going to go to the ground. >> You want to talk to me like that? >> TALK TO YOU. >> NO, YOU HAVE A [ __ ] HAND on me. >> Stop. Let's go. >> Take my hands out of the >> Which one's Which one? >> Why? BECAUSE I HAVE A PURSE ON ME. WHY, SIR? >> Put your flipflops on. >> Because you're drunk and belligerent and you're being a dick. >> Hell yeah. >> [screaming] >> Oh, there's Russ. >> Hey, Russ. >> How old are you? >> Okay. >> How old is your sister? >> Okay. >> Sorry if my sister died. We're done. >> You don't want to listen. We're going to go this way. >> Why? Why? Because I have my parents with ME AND MY KIDS with me. [laughter] >> I'm going to put them in the same car. >> This is so wrong. >> That's when it gets fun. >> This is so [ __ ] wrong. THIS IS SO [ __ ] WRONG. >> ALL YOU HAD TO DO IS >> shut up. >> Shut up. [laughter] You'reing prick. YOU YOU STUPIDING PRICK. >> This one looks like she's half asleep. >> Is wrong? >> Oh, she's wasted. >> This is stupid as [ __ ] >> Why? What the is wrong? What the >> wasted? It's not moving. >> This is for us. >> Mary Beth gifting out a membership. >> Thank you. >> Thank you, Mary Beth. You >> stupid pricks. WHAT THE DID WE DO? You stupid. >> You stupid [ __ ] >> Guarantee the sister got arrested first. Go get out first. >> Uh, we just about guarantee it. >> Mom, please. She suck of her upside down and that's what got us arrested. >> Sh. She's trying to take a nap. >> I can't believe I MADE >> LET ME OUT OF HERE. [screaming] I DROPPED A LOAN HERE. >> I think you kind of do. >> Why the AM I ARRESTED? TELL ME WHY I'M ARRESTED, [ __ ] >> IT'S NOT LIKE you're going to listen if he starts telling you. >> Why arrested? She's just on cloud N over there. >> Why? SIR, PLEASE TELL US WHY WE'REING ARRESTED. STOP. >> Look at you. >> That's why you're arrested. >> Yeah, because of all this. >> I KNOW YOU HEAR ME. >> That's helping. >> YOU'RE STUPID AS YOU WANT TO MESS WITH US. PLEASE. PLEASE. >> OH, [clears throat] they messing with you, honey. >> No. No. They would have >> stoop with us. It's honestly messy, bro. Cuz you have >> Chelsea, shut the up right now. This is your >> Chelsea can't even form words. No, [ __ ] This is your fault. >> You're the one doing this. >> I mean, you could just talk to the cops, gave them her purse, and you wouldn't be there. >> Rest for five. One of the best cops is a 6ft Ukrainian woman. She's pretty. Also, >> I bet she's a badass. >> I got one night. JUST the serious. >> Get the POLICE OFF RIGHT NOW. [screaming] >> THANKS FOR THE FABRIS. >> BY THE WAY, >> NOW PLEASE CALL THE POLICE ON US. Please sir us. >> I don't know what Spider-Man looks like, but I picture him sitting in between them. A good nice long car ride. >> WE'RE GOING HOME. >> Just loving life. >> Like Deadpool. >> Yeah, Chelsea. Deadpool popped in my head. >> Backseat of a police car. Yeah, >> with those two. YEAH, >> WE HAVE IT, [ __ ] >> Gran ear to ear. >> Have I have I let me OUT OF THIS CAR, SIR. [screaming] WHY AM I IN HERE? PLEASE GIVE ME A PLAUSIBLE >> REASON. WHY? PLEASE, YOU MIGHT EVEN OPEN THE CAR. GIVE ME A PLAUSIBLE REASON WHY AM I IN THE CAR. I KNOW YOU. >> Are they not working for some people? >> TO ARREST ME. TELL ME A FLAW OF A car for the reason I'm in here. Please. GOD, TOSSY, I'VE NEVER [ __ ] been in an incrimination except >> [ __ ] done passed out. >> Sir, can you please tell me? >> You know you're wasting when you can sleep with all that racket going on. >> What's a reason? Please. Truly, sir, please tell me why I'm in the back of aing car right now. >> Because you're stupid. >> Implausible. >> You're a huzy. >> I am in the back of a car. And >> I mean, look at you. Smile and laugh like it'sing nothing. I'm dead [ __ ] ass. Tell me why I'm >> You're a dead ass >> car right now. >> I bet you don't smell very pleasant. >> Because what? >> Because say it up again. BECAUSE WHAT? STAY AT THEING STOP SIGN AND MAYBE I'LL LISTEN TO your ass. What have I done? >> This you did all of this. >> Scream at me silence. Yeah, that's what you're going toing do like a normal pucking police officer. yell at me in silence while I'm sitting in the [ __ ] back seat. Are youing kidding me right now? Are you serious? You're doing nothing except going home and calling in a Uber. You're going toing call the police on me. Truly tell me like truly. She's just [laughter] outware. >> Am I going to get out? >> That's the best thing she can do though. >> Parents, no. You're going to call the police. But tell me what the is going on, please. >> You should have left. They wanted you to leave. You should have left. >> It's that easy, [ __ ] Go home. >> Are you dead ass? >> Oh, she's talking. Honestly, >> so like honestly you because you know we've been sitting about because you've been out for every mother because you mother >> the drunker ones had enough night. They've gone out every single night and they play by their either pawn and they play their beard and they play either 100 with you. >> Which would have been rent [ __ ] >> Shut up. >> It's different. >> For me that's rent. You don't see me playing games like that cuz that's rent for me. And this is you. >> The Supreme Pizza King. Yes, they're serious. No, they're not kidding. >> Thank you so much for the two, my friend. Thank you. >> Always please please >> I like the way they harmonize. They've been practicing this. >> Me rent and I still have June rent and I still live rent. >> YEAH. GUESS WHAT? THAT [ __ ] [ __ ] >> Oh yeah. He's too worried about the dick. HE'S ABOUT TO SUCK. STUPID ASS [ __ ] THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT IT'S ABOUT. >> She's a lady. [laughter] >> Classic. Classic lady. >> I had to crawl out of Boom County. >> Guess what? I met you woman. You don't understand. >> You want to be a [ __ ] >> No reason. For no reason. What is that car? Guess what? YOU GET NO [ __ ] is like out >> for having guess what? Guess what? My stepdad is a rich mother. He's going to take YOU TO THE GRAVE, [ __ ] The grave. Have fun. Have fun with nothing cuz that's what it's going to be. AND THAT'S NOT A JOKE. ON ME CUZ HE loves us. I >> know. >> Okay, good. >> I could probably understand >> about half of them one at a time >> when they cussing idiot. You have nine [ __ ] outnumber [ __ ] with money. You don't. >> All right, guess what [ __ ] racks and you will never see that [ __ ] >> No, it's serious. >> Seriously, we would walk home right now. No way. >> I can see why they won a Grammy for best ac cappella performance. >> Sir, we understand more money. >> I understand more money can actually imagine. Haley, >> was that one big word you could evening by the fact that you could just lock us at home? >> Sparkle for two. fact that you could >> about had with YouTube's >> super chat verbal algorithm. >> They have a what? >> I don't even know what that is. >> Me neither, >> loser. Hi, [ __ ] idiot. >> WHY WOULD I EXPECT YOU TO PAY NOTHING? >> Going hell. >> Why would I expect you to pay nothing anyways? >> GO [ __ ] HELL. >> WHY WOULD I expect you to pay nothing anyways? Serious. >> Is she sweating or is that slobber dripping down her chin? >> Which one? >> The lottery. Why would I be 25 years old expecting you to pay nothing anyways? >> It's cuz I can see it. >> BECAUSE WHAT? BECAUSE YOU pay for the bars and you go out to go on with diamond a ball mother lady [ __ ] and you do nothing and you have no money. Trust me. If you paid what you did for the bars for what you did for Bob. >> I'm betting daddy's [ __ ] tired of paying their bills. >> Take us to the police. >> Apparently the drunk ones paying everything. >> Really? >> You ain't paying your bills. I guess they live together. >> I have my phone in my hand right now. Call theing police. I'm getting the away from you. You psycho ass [ __ ] >> No, seriously. Please me from a [ __ ] >> And look at him. He's looking like aing psycho ass freak in the [ __ ] mirror. Psych. >> She's like, I ain't got nothing new that we're looking at you. You're not looking at me. No, I'm looking [laughter] $3,000 in my boot account. I can turn over anytime >> in her boot account. >> I thought she said booger. >> What are you looking to $1,000 or your $3,000 and you're going to cry? Cry. Sure. Cry. Cry. [laughter] >> I love her. >> You meant to go to the bar every night. Spend 2000. C. Cry. Sure. Cry. >> No. Cry. I'm not going to be with you. Cry. Seriously, cry. Cuz you're not going to be with me at all. Cry. Seriously, you can fool me as much as I want on my birthday. >> I don't's new backup singer. [laughter] Did >> she bite her on the face? >> Dear God, man. >> What the hell? >> What is >> Stay for five more. YouTube blocks the strangest words and phrases and super chats. >> You're the only person who doesn't give a >> I don't know. I get all kinds of stuff through. >> It's me. I give a I pay Bob everything. I pay Bob everything. for five more angel preventing >> things that shouldn't be said. >> So scared. >> Yeah, probably. >> And you're going to be me forever. >> Oh my god, the exorcism is coming out >> of me. Why don't you face it like a [ __ ] adult and realize, oh my god, >> what I need to holy now. Just buy me what I need to for my need money. Let me go. >> So, I'm not getting you. I'm not giving you any more more money. >> I'm really scared. [laughter and gasps] >> Well, now you're scared of being arrested cuz your sister just told you she's going to quit giving you money that your dad probably gave her. >> She's trying to scoot to her. I think >> I don't know. >> Oh, screw her. [laughter] >> Here's a funny sister sister story. We may have told this before, but I I don't know. Uh I don't remember if we did or not. We had been together a few weeks, maybe a month or so. [laughter] >> I go to her family for Thanksgiving, big family gathering and everything. And um >> we're walking out to the car for something. I I think we were leaving and her sister's car was parked next to us and she went to get something out of the car, probably one of her 87 kids or something. And uh she was like, "Are you guys leaving?" And Ashley was like, "Yeah, we're going down to I'm going to meet his mom." She was like, "Oh, that's cool." I was like, "Yeah, if that works well," me being the smart ass that I am. Yeah, if that if that works well, she can meet my wife next week. >> She hit her head. >> She popped up out of the car like a goddamn jack in the box. Was like, "Motherfucker, what?" >> She hit her head so hard off the car getting out of there. That's one of the funniest things I ever did. She was going to stab me. >> She [laughter] Yeah, >> Lawrence for 10. Spidey, take the night off. I'll save these two. [laughter] >> They're all yours, my friend. They're all yours. >> He should have been here if he wanted to call DMs. [laughter] >> I'm really scared. >> I'm not getting any more money out of you. Thank you so much for the super, by the way. >> Thank you. >> I'm not getting mad at me anymore. >> I swear to God, I'm not I don't care how mad she is. >> I bet she is. >> It has to be. >> How far away is that jail? >> She's got a rich stepdaddy, so she can go to him. >> Please, sir. Please. >> Russ said that. miles there. That island's 2 miles by four miles. >> The jail can't be that far away. >> Run code. Get them. Get them there. Get them out of your head. >> Bob, I'm Bob. I'm a little kid [snorts] all the time. I have four grand in my bank account. Able to pay you. I have four grand in my bank account. >> Don't tell her what you got. >> Are you sure you didn't drink four grand worth of booze tonight? >> Apparently the other sister was paying for someone. >> That's why she brought up all the money. >> Let's [laughter] [ __ ] be once your head go. >> I can't hatch your tails out of it. [crying] >> I'm serious. She look how happy she is right now. She is finally letting it all out. She feels good about it. Good for her. >> She has one [ __ ] What? She hoes you. >> I just wish she was so Yeah. I'm held I'm hell sister. >> Yeah, they're sisters. >> Yeah. >> And you're held over by [ __ ] boys. [laughter] >> Love her. She can't. And you got one sister who's aing dumbass who doesn't know how to use her sister on anything but bars and you sis. And you got one sister who use your shoes who use on only bars and school. >> She got them double jointed shoulders. You see that [ __ ] >> Yeah. >> School cups. >> You can put them in the front over the head. That's a talent. >> I used to be like that, but I can't do it now. >> Let me go, please. Please, [laughter] please, >> no. >> Please let me go. I can't. I can't get a hands off. Please, [laughter] WHERE THE >> WHY the would you be able to pull handcuffs on Haley? You haven't paid [ __ ] And you [laughter] >> I like how the one's yelling at the cop and the other one's yelling at the other one. >> I love the really drunk sister. And [laughter] I paid my [ __ ] >> Please let me go. >> I'm able to pull my ghost off. >> Now I'm able to pull my [ __ ] off. >> Please. Please let me go. >> And you're sitting there, [ __ ] >> BECAUSE you think you're able to. You're able to anything. Fun fact. >> They ain't kids. They're adults. They could drink. >> You're not. >> I'm not going to cry over them. You have TO WORK FOR YOU. YOU STUPID IDIOT. >> NO, THIS GUY'S not at me. >> Why? >> Work for it. >> Work for it. Maybe you'll be able to work out how to move his my guts are only because you know why? Cuz I worked for it. >> Why did you do >> cuz I went through I did nothing. >> No. >> Anybody understand anything they're saying? Can anybody translate for me? >> Please. I did nothing. >> You haven't done anything. >> I literally did nothing. >> You haven't done anything because please let me jump out. >> No. Why? You're hurting my life right now. >> Cuz you haven't cry. You haven't anything with your life. I don't understand what to do with my life. Please. >> I got my yoga certification. >> I got my like I really >> I got my certification. I got my Yoda certification. I got my >> Well, you need to think about that, baby. >> What have you done, Haley? >> Cuz you're about to ruin it all. >> The restraint chair. >> That's fine. I would rather be not been in jail in the chair. >> She hasn't rather been >> She's rather been fine. I hate to chill the out. >> Recommend you don't act. >> But then why are you acting like >> they sure got some stamina. I'll give him that. >> [ __ ] >> I've been going non-stop. >> Because my sister wanted to talk [ __ ] Can you Can you >> Could you imagine having that kind of lung capacity? >> I wish I did. >> You were told several times to get back 25 ft. Okay. You did it and you left. >> Oh no. Can I tell you? Can I bartender told me he didn't give a [ __ ] >> Come back. Guess what? Your sister is okay with the bartender. >> No, I did not ever come back to you. >> He say, "Sir, listen to him." >> I walked to the >> He doesn't give a [ __ ] So you should listen to him. >> I heard the f word. >> I understood that the bartender to this officer. >> No, I did not. >> The cops. Please show me the video cuz I know you have it. Show me. >> We've got the video. >> Before you show anybody else, I know that's not true. >> Because I know that's not true. >> You'll never see it. >> I know it's not true. So, show me because I know that's not true. I% do that. >> Guess what? GUESS WHAT? I wasing there, too. AND NOW YOU'RE GOING TO ROLL THE WINDOW UP LIKE A HYPOCRITE assigning [ __ ] Please. Please. >> It just ignore me cuz you're mad. >> It starts out wild and then it gets annoying and then the annoyingness gets more and more hilarious as time goes on. >> Arrested in my goddamn life. >> Please take boots for five. These cops just need to keep driving and recording. He shows a camera again because he's a >> They should take the scenic route because this is hilarious. >> Oh, are you going to tell him that? Please. Please tell him I told him that. Please. >> No. Like, you're just a stupid [ __ ] at this point because I've not said anything to this guy. >> I've not said anything to this guy. He said [ __ ] >> This is all going to show in front of the jury. Trust me. I know more. [ __ ] take us to jail. Please take us to jail. I would rather be there than with you. >> GOOD ASS POLICE officers because I know how you guys are. Please shut the [ __ ] computer cuz I know how you guys are. All I want apologize to him. >> Apologize to him. Say I'm sorry. [laughter] >> Say I'm sorry and I wish you well. >> Say I'm sorry. I wish you will. >> All you want to do is go home. >> Say, "I'm sorry and I wish you well." Trust me, it'll help you in the court. >> Yeah, it'll it'll help you in court. >> Say, "I'm sorry and I wish you well." Trust me. >> You say, "I'm sorry and I wish you well." It'll help you in court. >> Promise. >> Wish the card. Wish the card [ __ ] >> Say, "I'm sorry and I wish you well." >> I don't want to listen. >> Say it. >> Stop. >> Say it. I'm serious. >> Stop. >> Say it. Haley, it's not funny. >> I will say >> it's not funny. Say I'm sorry and I wish you well. >> It will cost you four grand less. >> I will >> say I'm sorry and I wish you less. >> Right. >> I'm really sorry. Please. I'm really sorry. >> I hope I didn't just mute that. >> Say I'm sorry and I wish you well. It will cost you four grand less. >> Say it when the windows down. >> I will. Stop. tells you. Shut up. >> No, you're noting with me. >> Hey, it cost me 27 grand and I'll [ __ ] with me. I'm dead serious. >> Wait, please stop and I'll go home. Please, >> Sam. Sorry. >> I'm not reing in our car. I'll please go home. I promise. >> I promise. I'll go home. I promise. >> I wish you will. You don't [clears throat] want You don't want me to apologize. Will you please send me home? I promise I'll go home. >> I wish you will. >> I wish you will. Please. I promise. >> Get it from them. >> I'm going home. Please >> get her from >> Will you please just promise me? >> You're going to miss. >> Please. I promise I'll go right home, sir. Please. We're never coming back here. I promise. I promise we're never coming back. >> What? Jail? Yeah, you're probably coming back to jail. >> Oh, yeah. Guaranteed. >> Unless you seriously rethink some some life choices, you're probably going back. >> Oh, please. I promise we will nevering come back ever. >> Haley, I hope he's just joking. >> Please just say >> the drunker of the two is just laughing at her now. >> Hey, you're about to go to school for two days. Listen, >> please. I promise we will never go back. >> No. >> Please. >> You're about to go to school. >> I promise we will never go back ever. I promise. >> You're about to go to school for a moment to step out of the car. >> Okay. >> Okay. You're going to step out and you're going to step to your right and you're going to face >> Can you take these cuffs off? >> Hell no. She's not going to learn anything. >> TZ, I swear they do. >> Full of brats. >> But she's sorry and she wishes him well. >> Okay. Hey, I have to unlock myself. >> I'm glad you >> I swear to God if you don't pay attention to your >> You're so daily. >> Mom. Mom, are you in the car? Mom? >> No. Mom's not in the car. >> No, baby. >> In the car. Don't want to go. You're already in [ __ ] car. >> Mommy's about to be disappointed. Haley, do the [ __ ] they tell you to. >> Don't do any [ __ ] they don't tell you to. [laughter] >> Apparently, she's been in this position before. >> She's the responsible one. >> Keep your heading still. You don't move your head. Don't move your head. >> Are they running through fields? >> Roll the window. >> She wasn't driving. >> Roll your hand out. >> Roll your hand out. >> Get back in your seat. >> Haley, roll your hand out. It's my sister. Come on. I'm going to >> get back in your seat. >> All right. You don't have to be so aggressive. >> Oh, door slam from the inside. I never get to see that. I'm happy now. >> I'm aggressive as I'm still going to be annoying with my sister. >> Stay annoying as a baby. >> No, then I would love to know why. Don't tell me in the vehicle. You saw me in the vehicle. >> Haley, don't get in the vehicle. Keep your head in the vehicle. Get in the vehicle. Get in the vehicle. Why is she back in the vehicle? >> Yes. Get in the vehicle. Get in the >> They just got her out to fix her cuffs. [screaming] >> GET IN THE VEHICLE. >> I'M CALLING the police. >> Get your funny. [laughter] >> It's your lucky day. They're already there. >> All right, Huzzy. On down. You know, >> you can't make me face consequences for my actions. >> Yo, now they dismiss the hefield soy test. >> And guess what? If I have my feet on the side of the [ __ ] >> test, >> she can go over and under. That's talent. >> You stupid idiot. >> NO. >> WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT? YEAH. [ __ ] YOU MOTHER. >> Look at [laughter] her laughing. >> You think that's cool? You think that's nice? pull away. >> It's funny how the sister got arrested for, you know, >> everything. You're a little >> The sister just I really appreciate like I really appreciate the fact that you're a little nice. You're a stupid prick. You're a bad stupid prick. Yeah, you mother >> for no reason. No, since they can't. >> Yeah. Yeah. I don't give a >> That one's having the time of her life. >> Prick. >> Can you listen to me for a second? >> Listen to him. What? >> Can you listen to me for a second? >> Listen to him. >> I don't think she can listen to anybody. >> He can't listen to her feel for sobriety. >> Of course he can. And I guess who will? The police of security. >> Police. Police. >> He would Key West, you stupid. You're a stupid. THAT'S WHAT YOU ARE. YOU'RE A STUPID PRICK. And I hope you know that. Please, please get a car sit with us in the car. I WOULD LOVE THAT. YOU stupid prick. >> Please. >> Please. You seriously? >> Hey, can you get my hair out of my face? >> What is her? >> I'm alreadying arrested. Why doesn't the bald guy arrest me? PLEASE, ANYTHING'S BETTER THAN A >> STUPID. >> You're already arrested. I'm not going to unarrest you just so another cop can do it. You don't get to pick your cop. >> I don't give a hustion idiot. Whatever. Look at you laughing. >> LISTEN TO ME. LAUGHING LIKE PRICK. He's laughing cuz no more no mer. Guess what? I already let the children go. Just >> she has done everything right. >> You're not going to take this out any mother. >> You are drunk as you're driving. >> I'm not driving anywhere. Stop. Reason I'm arrested is you talking. >> I'm serious. You're not going to turn us around. >> No, you're arrested because of you. >> We're not driving anywhere. I am not driving in a car. You're not going to hit spin you. >> Yeah. >> I'm serious. >> And the only way they're going to run this drone >> is by a drunk or a driver. And the only reason a drunk driver could prove an indefinite stop is by an indefinite stop, which the cop pulled you over by a stop that wasn't cleared. >> I was at a bar when he stopped me. >> Yeah. That bald-headed ass [ __ ] right there. Yeah, I see you. >> You don't know that for sure. >> Lotioning up your gloves. >> I'm >> What are you going to do? Choke me out, [ __ ] >> Lotioning up the gloves. >> What's that even mean? >> Playing for the future. >> Are you planning for the future or something? I'm seriously curious. >> I was I was 19. It was cost me 20. >> Yeah, I bet you wereing 20. >> It cost me 20. >> And guess what? Iing wasn't even driving and he pulled me over. >> It cost me grand Chelsea. I was not evening driving with thising [ __ ] prick [ __ ] pulled me over. I was in the middle of downtown. >> All right. [ __ ] prick [ __ ] >> And I was in the middle of the keys. I usually refer to you by sir. But >> what [laughter] that was she driving and drinking? No, I wasn't. And you know, [laughter] of course he wasn't. He's jamming to his own tunes because you don't drink. Big drink. >> Help us with your >> in the garage and take it to jail. We won't discuss my drive to any of those keys. I haven't driven anywhere. And he's trying to arrest. >> That's not fair. >> NOT FAIR. Talk to him with a person with respect. >> My [laughter] person respect and he's worth respect. >> No, it wasn't even respect because we didn't even get RESPECT RIGHT THERE. HE DIDN'T even respect us at all. All we're doing is trying to get out of jail and there's no reason we should even be Look at this [laughter] stupid brick is laughing out of the vehicle now. >> How could he not be laughing? >> I'm not chill. He heard this whole conversation that y'all were coming back up. >> Can you take me out? Holy [ __ ] >> No, it's not. >> He didn't arrest you, guys. All right, let's be cool. >> No, he did. He did for no reason. And he >> for no reason. >> Out of the car. Tell me. >> I really hope the judge sees this and let the other one go. >> She is just calm as a cucumber. >> I'm thinking this ain't her first rodeo. Oh, you know I'm drunk and arrested again. It happens. >> Obviously, I'm not getting out of this car either. Trust me, sir. I'm not GETTING OUT. >> Keeping laughing. >> I love it, >> [ __ ] [laughter] >> Yes. THE WHAT IS IT FOR YOU? PLEASE, pleaseing keep laughing, you stupid [ __ ] I see you. You white. >> You can see me. >> Yeah, I see you. Please keep theing >> Wow. SHUT THE DOOR. LIKE THAT'S GOING TO STOP ME. Stupid prick. Please with your white beard. Please keep talking to my sister. >> I don't want to drink with her. >> Oh, please. Please. >> Maybe the other sister. >> I want to drink with him. >> Maybe the other sister, but not this one. [laughter] >> It's not a party. It's an adventure. >> It's always an adventure with me. [laughter] >> Why? I told nothing. >> Put your hands in front of you anyway. >> When did I >> Who's this popular YouTuber you're talking about? >> Why? I've been arrested. [laughter] >> Tell me again. >> Okay, then I will CALL THE POLICE. WHAT the again, you stupid problem. >> Is she stupid? [laughter] >> I think she made me more drunker than the other sister. Gladly. >> She doesn't wear it very well. >> Gladly prick. Cuz why? WHAT HAVE I DONE WRONG? PLEASE tell me. Please. Ver verbatim. Don't worry. I won't put my hands anywhere near your face. But tell me why I'm What have I done verbatim? Please. I just >> Are you looking it up on YouTube? Please. Please. >> Yeah, it's um Shane's dumb criminals. [laughter] What are the rules for getting married in Vegas or or >> just type it in the search bar? Come up >> to know. He's he's watching it right now. Please pull up to the police department. I'd rather them than you. Please go ahead. I don't need toinging hear any of that [ __ ] >> They are. Thank you. More proud than your parents are. Please. >> Are they? Oh my god. Evening. Are >> they really stupiding homeless? >> If they're proud, they don't know how you really are. >> Now since that's what you want to goddamn do cuz you have done nothing to help me. And all I've done is cry. But I'm so glad you love this song. >> All you've done is screech. >> Yeah, you have not cried. You >> She cried a little bit of it. >> But that's a boohoo, not an actual cry. >> You idiot. She wanted them to feel sorry for >> Look at Look around mother. You want to tell me this is jail? Look around, please. Brideeyed and bushy tailed. I see you. Look around. Is this jail to you? Have you ever been to jail? No. Me either because this is not what I do on the regular. But I'm so glad you're enjoying this song. Me, too. Oh, can you shut up? Shut up, >> stupid driver. Cuz not a police officer. Just a driver is is what you are. Yes, >> the driver is a policeman. >> Look, dumb hy tits on his face for good luck. Are you going to be a stupiding [ __ ] all night? >> That cop's just a driver, honey. >> For that. >> Oh, yeah. >> Yeah, just a driver. >> We bought the hot guys. >> The world's rudest Uber. >> Is that what it is? at zero stars. >> I will buy you a shot, sir. >> He'll buy her a shot. >> She'll buy him a shot. >> We buy shots. Take us home, please. >> I think you've bought enough shots. >> I don't give a take me anywhere else but besides near you, please. Please. >> Oh, he's about to go >> to your new home. >> I just don't want her to get lost. I'm really scared of her when she drinks. I don't want her to get kidnapped or anything. You know how Miami is >> kidnapped? >> PLEASE. I DON'T MIND. I DON'T >> You're in Key West. You're >> pretty good ways away from Miami. [laughter] >> Please. That's my younger sister. Please, will you just find her and tell me she's okay? Please. >> She's fine. >> She is completely >> She's just as chill as she can be. You're the one causing the problems. You're the one getting her riled up. >> And all I want to know, >> actually, she did not really get riled up. She >> I know you did >> bait her sister >> please >> just basically say I ain't deal with your [ __ ] no >> idiot >> good for her >> sister please just let me she's okay I'm worried to sick I'm going to throw up in your car if not >> and the sad thing is >> projectile >> they're not going to remember none of this and she's still going to take care of her sister >> vent right here I promise you it will be unless you let me see my sister please just let me know she's Okay, >> she's fine. >> Goat. [laughter] >> I'm not even there. I can tell you she's fine. >> She's on cloud nine, baby. She's having the time of her life. >> Please just unlock these so I can >> This was just two weeks ago. >> Oh, damn. >> I really don't want to throw up in the car cuz it will smell and I [clears throat] promise all night. Please, I don't want to do that. >> I say I need a [ __ ] Hey, you know you can't technically keep me hacked locked up in a car, so take me home. Okay, [laughter] >> take me home. >> Can't argue with that logic. >> Immediately take me home. >> Okay. >> No, right now. >> No, thank you. Wait. >> Yes, ma'am. I'll get right on that. >> I don't want to listen to 104.1. Take me home outside of the car or guess what? I >> I'll be right there. >> Are you going to be a prick or you going to be a police officer? Cuz there's a big >> She has unbelievable stamina. >> And I know you know. So please. >> Yeah, I know. >> Car and let me out. I don't want to know. I don't want to tell you what you're about to handle if you don't let me out of the car. Please. I'm not threatening you. Never. You're >> sounds like a threat. police officer. I just want you to let me out of the car. You're hurting my [ __ ] wrist. That's all I want is to get out of the car. Now you're going to play 88.3. Is that moreing trauma you're trying to put on? >> She criticizing his radio station preference >> right now. I'm glad I heard the song Please let me out right now. Just please tell me why you're arresting me. Give me a reason and I will glad. It's not like you're going to stop talking long enough to hear him tell you. >> Man with the earphone. I see you. How's >> your YouTube prank? >> Nice. That's beautiful. >> Sir, your phone and why I'm in the backseat of a car. I'm asking a reason, not a headshake. So sir, please will you tell me why you're arresting me? Do you have no reason? I'm just curious. No reason in particular. I just want to know why you're listening to 89.9 FM. Why? >> He's trying to listen to anything that's not you. >> You know why he's arresting me? Stupid idiot. Why you look back? Yeah, I see you. Why is he arresting us for what? >> Are you going to let me out or not? >> Are here. She slipped her cuffs to the front of her. >> I did nothing. He arrested me for no reason. >> You going to listen to us? >> Yes, of course. >> You want to put her cuff behind her back? >> No, I'll put him right in front of me. >> No, that's not that's not how this works. >> Step out. >> Ultimately, both sisters were hauled off to the county detention center to be booked. The older sister, Haley, walked away with charges for interfering with a first responder along with multiple counts of resisting an officer without violence. As for the younger sister, Chelsea, she was charged with trespassing and resisting an [music] officer without violence. According to court records, both cases were officially filed on May 18th, 2026. The sisters have since entered written p of not guilty, and they've actually hired the exact same defense attorney to represent them. As of right now, both of their cases are still pending and they have a docket hearing lined up for this coming August. And as always, just a quick reminder that everyone featured on this channel is presumed innocent until proven guilty in [music] a court of law. >> Okay, so we'll come back to this come August. >> Yeah. >> You want to grab that thing? >> I reckon I need to get these empties out of the way. Bear with us one second here, guys. Anybody still out there? Where? We're still 377. Awesome. Let me um Oh, wait. Thus thrown in five. US cop cars have the hard plastic interiors. People puke, they just hose them out. Yeah, I figured they would. I figured they'd have something like that. Sorry guys, I got maybe people are watching. Come on. Mo, do you want this or you told me to hand you this? There's mama. Let me see if he's probably going to bite the [ __ ] out of me because he's mean. Hey, Momo. Come here. >> Mommy, >> he's running from him. Running from me. So anyway, guys, that's Mo. >> Actually, sugar gliders usually do. He doesn't really get enough attention. So, he gets excited once he's free. So, he doesn't really want to play along. He wants to explore. He's never been in my office before >> really. >> All right. Well, so you know there's this You got him in the one where [ __ ] I don't know if y'all can see him kind of wandering around back there or not. All right. Well, she's Oh, there he is. He's getting so big. I ain't really been around him in a while. Hey, buddy. [clears throat] orange. Don't throw in He He just tried to glide into the wall. He tried to climb in my ear one time. He was up on my shoulder. He went over my head and tried to get in the other one get stuck in the carpet. They got long nails and we can't get anybody to trim them and we're scared. What do y'all think about? You love me. Yeah, that's uh that's her favorite. Change them critters. [laughter] Hey buddy. He gets in that mess, he's gone around on my hand, that means he's about to bite me. It's Mo. Yeah, he just um they they groom themselves kind of like a cat does I got to get down to her mic. [laughter] >> I was talking and I realized that your mic's way down here. >> Oh, yeah. Yeah, he he he bites like a mofo. >> He bites you all the time. >> Come on. Yeah. He loves backs. He's shy. Stop. >> He's excited. He has a He's the pissingest shittest little critter I've ever seen in my life. Constant. Constantly. there. Mom, I want to see your wings, son. Huh? Wait. The Eat entertain these people. I think he's about perfect. All right. I have no idea what any of this chat has said for a while. >> We've dropped like a 100 viewers. So, >> yeah. >> Okay. So, I'm going to play a video. This one. I don't remember what happens in this one, but I'm pretty sure this [ __ ] is annoying. >> Roll all your windows down. Roll your windows down. >> Police stopped a woman and asked her to show identification. >> Oh, yeah. Yeah, she's awful. >> Operating. She suddenly started shouting at the officers. >> I need to see your ID now. >> I literally just came here. I'm just asking. >> I would give you the benefit of the doubt. You don't want to roll your windows down. You don't want to show me your ID. You're drunk as hell. They're cool. >> I'm not drunk as hell. Get my shot. It's okay. Get my supervisor. >> You're drunk as hell. >> You ain't following nobody. >> Jen Jen. >> And then there's another one called T. What is What's your license? Tanji. >> No, I >> can you get out of the car with him? >> I can't. I told you I'll give him my phone. But I >> It's not the phone. We just need you to get out of the car. >> It's Fanji. >> Can you move that light? I can't see it. >> It's Fanji. I don't know what else to tell you. >> You said Geron. There's no G in that. Moments later, she called her lawyer and demanded to speak with a senior officer immediately. >> I can't get your >> All right, hold on. She did not call her lawyer at 1:15 in the A.M. That is not how that works. >> Where's the supervisor? >> They blocked out the date for whatever reason. >> Where's the supervisor? Where's the supervisor? >> I asked him when he first pulled me over. Where's the supervisor? >> You haven't had anything. >> Where's the supervisor? >> Hey, listen. Pull him up >> cuz I know my right. PULL THE SUPERVISOR UP. Pull the supervisor. This is crazy. This is >> doesn't matter the supervisor is. You don't get one. >> Kept growing. Police repeatedly tried to calm her down and asked whether she had been drinking. >> I met up with the guy like this is so annoying, bro. Like I just want to go. >> I know. But I thought the test was like if you see what you think like you're asking me stupid [ __ ] There's another report because it would hit. It was a hit and run at the place that I was at. If you really want to do I need to pass I need to do the test. All right then I'm gonna catch her before I went to the before I went to >> she's like passive. She didn't start. >> But the woman only became more >> I want to play with some stuff here. >> Situation spiraled even further out of control. At one point she demanded to record every officer at the scene. >> You want to do the exercises or not? >> I will. I will. >> Did that fix anything? >> I took a camera of your name. >> That might have fixed it. Okay. And I took the camera video of your name. Can I also at least I don't have to do it. You can do it. >> Okay. >> I just said >> I will. I already said I will. >> Every four. Can you Can I record the video or No. >> What really happened that night? >> They're already recording a video. We're all watching it. You look stupid. >> Roll all your windows down. >> It's just now starting. All that was like the summary preview thing. >> Hollywood. >> They showed way too much already. We don't even need to watch the rest of it. >> Why you driving like that? >> Because that's crazy. He told me. Well, I'm going to roll this up so I could get >> roll all your windows down so I can see your car. >> This is right here. My windows down. I have here. I'm right here. >> Why are you driving like that? >> Driving like what? I'm trying to go home. I live 3 minutes away. >> Okay. All right. All right. Let me see your ID. >> Driving. I don't know. You stupid? >> No. Take the whole car. You want to get out? >> Let me see your ID. >> No, I'm just coming. No. >> Stay where you're seated and show me your ID. >> That's fine. I ain't got nothing here or nothing. >> Why are you driving like that? >> Never mind. >> Who you calling? >> Are you going to show me your ID or not? >> I will. >> I need to see your ID now. >> I will show it to you. I will show you my ID. F600. You want me to show you give me my [ __ ] driver license exit ID my license number you one more time. >> Give me your ID or you're going to go to jail. >> That seems pretty straightforward. >> Go to jail cuz I don't have my ID. >> Well, you're going to go to jail because you flew past me going 70 m hour when I told you to say you said if you don't give me your ID. >> Yes, I'm 100% taking. >> That's what I'm just telling you. If I don't give you my ID right now, I'm just asking. I'm just asking. Hello. Okay. You want to play these games? Can >> I get a supervisor? >> No. >> Supervisor, please. >> No, >> that's fine. Thank you. >> No, you don't get a supervisor. >> If I roll it up or not, >> you don't need a supervisor just because you got pulled over. >> Okay. >> Is it okay if I get a supervisor? Mr. High Smith, >> listen. >> No, >> I'm just asking. >> You had a little bit to drink tonight? >> I'm I literally just came here. I'm just asking. >> I would give you the benefit of the doubt. You don't want to roll your windows down. You don't want to show me your ID. You're drunk as hell. They're cool. >> I'm not dunk as hell. >> That's the supervisor we need. >> Sergeant Sparky. >> What are you reaching for? >> Roll your right now. Stop reaching around in that car. >> I'm just looking for my ID cuz I couldn't [ __ ] I literally was asking >> not roll this window back up. >> All right. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. All the other ones >> Keep your hands on the steering wheel. >> All the other ones going to stay up. I'm I'll give her outside the window. >> Anywhere in the [ __ ] car. >> Outside the window. Okay, >> Maurice. The person is over here talking about don't reach outside any [ __ ] me over because I don't know because I couldn't find my ID. I pull up my window saying they're talking so roll every window down and roll every window down and now he's telling me >> that he's going to shoot me or take me to jail because he don't got >> He didn't say any of those things. >> That's crazy. But it's okay. Here >> you do have an ID. entitled with your what? Okay, cool. >> Yes, >> it's okay. >> You commit a traffic infraction. He is entitled to your ID. >> The phone is in my ear. He's in the with the light. You pull the window. >> You are right. I >> think a lot of people bailed on cuz it's J. >> I put you over Jith. >> Jay Heismith. And then there's another one called T >> Sparkle P. Y'all, I had not hit my thumbs up >> the car with him. >> I can I don't >> be a sparkle poo. >> It's not the phone. We just >> Yeah, hit the lights, guys. >> It's >> Can you move that light? I can't see it. >> It's Fanji. I don't know what else to tell you. >> We've been on damn near 3 hours. So viewers uh viewers have dropped a little bit. So we we've got to the point where we have a like a hundred more likes than than viewers right now. So, I guess that's a good thing. Maybe >> R O N J. It's 400. >> Who are you on the phone with? >> If I was on the on the phone with the supervisor, what you going to do? >> You're going to get out of the car. That's what you're going to do. >> I'm turn it off. I got no weapons, no license. He's got my license. HE I AIN'T GOT NO GUNS, NO WEAPONS, no nothing. >> He didn't ask you any of that, stupid. >> Wait, so I'm going to get out. CAN I GET OUT THE CAR? CUZ THESE [ __ ] ACT LIKE THEY'RE GONNA CUT. THEY ACT LIKE THEY'RE GONNA CUT ME. BRO, >> I just came. >> Crazy. >> What are you saying? >> All the way there. He just stood there. >> What are you screaming about? >> Cuz this is crazy. >> What's crazy? You got pulled over. >> You don't think it's crazy that you get I'm on the phone. I'm on the phone. >> You want it back? I did not. I gave you a chance. I said do not have my >> What the hell is our problem? pulled over. I said, "Let me let me." >> You pulled over. I asked you to roll all your windows down and you started tweaking out. >> You told me that I needed to give you my license. I didn't even think that I had my license. You're >> never get out. >> Look, you were too busy running your mouth to look for it. >> I'll get out. Open the door. >> The second you took a breath. You found it. >> Okay. Open the door for me cuz I don't want to shoot. >> I'm not going to shoot you. Just don't reach. >> Open the door. Go open the door. All everything is right here. Open the door, bro. Open the door. Open the door. >> Shies. I'm going to open this door. You get your dumb ass back in the car. >> You need >> What's wrong with her? >> She's drunk. >> So she a husband. >> No. Come to the wall right here right now. >> She thinks causing a scene is going to get her out of DUI. >> That makes it worse. >> He wants to speak. >> Okay. You're on speaker. You're on speaker. You're on. >> Is that your lawyer? >> Okay. You want a lawyer? >> They want to know if you're my lawyer. >> They want to know if you're my lawyer. >> I have a lawyer. Traffic stops. They want to know if you are my lawyer cuz they don't know if you're the supervisor. They don't know if >> How did that person not hang up on her yet? >> Hang up. >> Okay. Here. Here. He wants to speak it. >> Have you had anything to drink tonight? >> Speak it. Speak it. Speak it. Speak it. Everything's Have you had >> No, you're taking it to him. You're speaking. >> I don't give a half a [ __ ] who's on the phone. I'm talking to you. >> THE ONE WITH THE J WHATEVER is taking my car like I a gun or whatever. Here, speak to Jay Young. And >> I don't really care who that is. >> It doesn't matter. >> You need to listen. All right. >> I hear you. I suspect you've had >> I will go to jail. >> You're damn right you will. >> Tell you why I pulled you over. You didn't roll your windows down. You took 3 minutes to give me your ID. All right. So, have you had anything to drink today? >> So, I didn't give him I didn't give him time, but I gave him three minutes to give him my ID. >> He want to talk to you. >> I just chucked that over my shoulder here. Let me have that. >> Can you get my phone back? >> I'm done. >> So, you're taking my phone. I cannot be in my car. You're stealing everything that I have. I can't get your supervisor. >> Yeah, it's a shakeddown. They're robbing you. They're just taking all your [ __ ] >> I can't get the supervisor. Where's the supervisor? >> We're on their on body cam. >> You haven't? >> Where's the supervisor? >> Hey, listen. >> He's down to jail. We'll meet him there. It's cool, man. >> Pull the supervisor. [clears throat] It's fine. Take me. I've done this [ __ ] before. >> Listen, I'm not saying I'm going to take your >> Why does that not surprise me? >> Said I've done this [ __ ] before. I'm 2 minutes away. >> Listen, I need you to answer a question. >> Yes, I will, but I don't want to. So, at the end of day, I'm going to wait for him to get here because the person you hang up with, I'm not going to do it until he gets here. So, if you want me to do that, I will do that when he gets here. >> Got arrested, too. So, >> that's fine. It's okay. >> Nobody's coming. >> It's okay. He's at his house. It's Navy, right? What is this? Navy police. Can I just look at the police car or am I going to get arrested? Cuz I look at the police car. >> Oh my god. >> So I can't look up. >> You're not going to go. >> Okay. Okay. Thanks. >> How about you stand right there? >> Um you're coming from I don't know if you're Dave. I don't know if you're Miami. I don't know if you're >> Do you have Open your patch? You You'll be able to tell. >> Do you wear contacts? >> Yes, I do. >> Are you injured at all? Do you have anything wrong with your your feet? >> No. What the [ __ ] >> What's wrong with my feet? and you're willing to submit something. >> Yeah, I think he's a trainee. >> Call my person on the phone. >> It's a yes or a no. >> I'm going to do it when the person here. >> I'd say he's with his FTO. >> When my friend is here >> or your supervisor, I will do it. >> All right. >> I'm going to have to get my booklet. >> No, you're not. >> Can I stay on my car? >> Yeah. The the other officer is explaining to him, you know, put up with this [ __ ] The name of this channel is Crime in All I want. >> It looked like they just thrown some captions over the original videos captions. So, I'm betting this is super recycled content. >> I got you. >> What were we drinking tonight? >> What was your drink of choice? >> Maybe your friend could tell us. >> This is the rookie. Obviously, >> everybody's a rookie at some point. >> They're discussing it. I mean, every time I get I listen. >> So you do everything in my power. >> That doesn't make any sense. >> How are you supposed to go to jail for a simple traffic stop if you listen and pay attention and do what they ask you. >> I don't care. >> You're obviously doing it wrong. >> Every time I get pulled over, I start shaking. I tell the cop I'm about to throw up. You put me over. >> You don't yell and scream at him. >> No. No. I respect the law. >> You'll run from them. >> No, I respect the law. >> Hey, do you take any medications? >> Especially have a good night, Russ. >> We'll see you tomorrow. >> Night night. >> Sleep tight. Don't let the bed bugs bite. >> I got a lawyer. I want a lawyer cuz this one right here. >> All right. >> Chinese, are you >> He's doing pretty good. >> I want a lawyer. >> All right. Listen. He hasn't quite learned that whole >> voluntary road exercise. >> Assertive tone yet. He's getting there. >> I think he's doing pretty good. >> Learning your speech. >> Little bit of time on the job. He'll have it. >> Before I even started talking to you, >> he's not doing bad. >> Out the car. You smell like alcohol. >> I suspect that you're driving drunk. >> That's fine. >> So, are you willing to do the exercises or not? >> Bro, a female. I love my female hair. >> That's a good thing. If you don't do the We have to go based off our >> Tell them to stop the >> You need to listen right now. >> You're drunk. >> I believe that you're drunk right now. And if you don't do these exercises, I'm going to have to take you to jail. >> Doesn't matter, bro. Like, it doesn't matter. >> I just want to go home. >> Do these voluntary exercises or go to jail because they're voluntary. >> Got a refusal. You refuse to do the voluntary road exercises. >> Me refusing. I'm sitting here. Mr. cameraman, do you see me? The the refusal. I'm sitting here. >> Just hug her up. >> Sh. Put your ass up. >> Rose fry cuz I'm adopted. >> Boo huzzy. >> Do you want to do the exercises for him or not? Can I do the exercises for you? Cuz all of them has been dicks. >> Dicks. >> Okay. >> They've been delightful. >> I can be here. >> They couldn't have been more polite and professional. >> Delightful. >> Do you want to do them or not? >> I'd rather have a main cop. >> That's okay. Yes. Can I also get your name, too? >> Rodriguez. >> No, I But he took my phone. But I took >> I will I will but can you >> I don't want to get pulled over at all. >> Camera camera by mail of your name. Can I also can you >> sparkle poo? >> Nightbug. >> We've been a long time. It's flown by though. >> Can you Can I record the video? No. >> Oh yeah. >> Record it anyway right now. >> We're recording it for you. >> That's fine. Okay. Okay. I got you. >> This is pretty. >> Yeah. I've always had issue with that. Tammy E. >> What? >> Are you taking any medications? >> No. >> They say the tests are voluntary, but if you don't take them, you go to jail. So, if there's a consequence for not doing it, that doesn't really seem very voluntary, does it? >> I thought you were going to do the XY questions first. >> Okay. Okay. Okay. 24/7 maybe 6 to 8 hours. >> Have you had anything to drink tonight? >> Yes. >> Liquor, beer. What? >> Beer. >> Beer. Well, you're 18 and 1/2 hours behind everybody or the bottles. >> The bottles. >> Yeah. >> The leftovers from the girl next to me. That's all I can tell you. It's not like a full bottle. It's leftovers. >> There was no girl next to you, Drunkie McGee. >> What time do you think it is right now? >> I thought the test. >> I know. This is It's just an overall thing. How What time do you think it is right now? If you would take a wild educated guess. If I was taking a blind educ educated guess, I would think it's like 1:30 to 2:00. >> Okay. 1:22. >> She wins a prize. >> Drinking the leftover beers. >> I I met up with the guy. Like, this is so annoying, bro. Like, I just want to go some. >> Yeah. If they've gotten to the point to where they're wanting you to take fields, they've already decided to arrest you. >> Do I meet up with that stupid [ __ ] >> Why you were coming? >> You want to shut up and get in the car? Someone hit it was a hand run. If you really want to do I need to pass I need to do the test. All right. Then I'm going to catch your Uber. >> No. Before I went to the before I went to >> like passive be like you didn't start and the guy I met the guy and they literally let's do this test. All right. >> They called the police. The police were there to me. You could that's what I'm saying. You could talk to the police. >> They're the police. They're talking to you. >> Police with this baby. They called. They literally talked to me. They literally walked me off to the [ __ ] plane. >> Listen. Listen. It's time for the test. All right. Listen. You want to be right here. >> Are you going to do the exercises? Yes, you can be right there. >> I can. >> Yeah, cuz I got to pee. >> No, YOU CAN'T BE HERE. >> YOU JUST SAID I COULD. >> I THOUGHT you said if you stand there. >> No, I got to pee. >> You can't be [laughter] here. >> It's okay. Okay. >> Once we get done with this, we'll get you back. >> I'm going to bed. I got to pee. >> All right. This is This is so >> Just look at him and listen to what he's telling you. All right. >> All right. All right. Look at the tip of the pen. >> Okay. >> And without moving your head. >> Cuz I thought I was >> without moving anything but your eyes. >> I got it. >> This guy needs to spend hours and hours and hours watching body cam so he can know how to administer fields. [laughter] >> Stupid bro. >> I only look cuz I'm irritated, bro. Like I can't believe I'm holding a slow pin. Like that's all. Look down. Like top of the thing. >> This is stupid, bro. Like look at it or not. >> I'm doing it as I'm talking. I'm doing it. >> Okay. >> I'm following him. Did you ask him? >> Cuz I'm doing it. As I'm talking [ __ ] I'm doing it. Don't talk. >> Don't quit talking [ __ ] Knew it. >> Right. >> Okay. Focus on the top of the pen. >> Stupid. >> I can't believe my friend's still not here. That's crazy. >> Get pounding. police officers over cuz I don't want to look and y'all [ __ ] shoot me or something because this >> nobody's going to shoot you. >> Yeah, because that's going to happen >> and I'm only just trying to figure the [ __ ] out. You think I'm drunk cuz I'm out and I'm just There's my friend cuz I'm just like what the >> Listen, you should have 20 minutes later. I know. I need to relax now because everything is calm. >> You do need to relax. >> But you understand I was pulled over. >> Okay, I understand that, >> dude. He's just doing his job. >> I'm not cussing at him. >> You were pulled over. Why are you freaking the [ __ ] out? >> I'm cussing that one. I'm cussing on everyone but him. Okay. You need to relax though >> because of Because of why? Cuz of you. Why? >> Because what are you? >> Cuz I WAS FOLLOWING HIS PEN. BECAUSE YOU'RE OVER here like make sure you >> I'm not doing [ __ ] I'm just I'm 2 minutes away from my [ __ ] house. I just left his house and now you're pissing me off and now I'm supposed to be feel some type of way. >> I'm not allowed. >> We're going to finish these exercises. >> Wait, can I not feel some type of way? I'm not allowed to FEEL. >> IF I'M NOT ALLOWED to feel some type of way, put both of your hands. Shut the >> Shut up. You stupid [ __ ] >> I'm talking to the camera. If you FEEL SOME TYPE OF WAY, CHARICE, don't talk to her because guess what? She going to make you GO TO JAIL. IF YOU FEEL SOME TYPE OF WAY, CHARICE, GUESS WHAT? He's going to make you go to jail. Who's going to make me GO TO JAIL? CUZ I follow the pen. >> Are you going to do the exercise or not? >> What other exercise did I do? Not do. >> YOU'VE ONLY DONE ONE. >> MAURICE, I FOLLOWED A PEN. >> SO, did y'all like seeing him moan? >> He's good. >> He's good. He's good. >> This [ __ ] right here. And that [ __ ] right there. And >> my favorite child. >> We do this [ __ ] We do this. >> I TOLD HIM. I TOLD HIM TO ME. I TOLD HIM TO LOCK ME up cuz [ __ ] I'm ready, [ __ ] I'm ready. >> Hey, are you going to do these exercises or not? You're about to go to jail. >> I told you. I just told you I'm ready. >> Okay. >> It's your friend over here. >> Put both of your hands at the side. >> Okay, listen. Put your feet together like this. >> Can I Can I request something? Only you speak to me. I don't want her to speak to me. >> Okay. Put this. Okay. Yes. So, don't speak. You don't know nothing. You guys got a goddamn >> All right, listen. >> With your left leg, >> lift it up about 6 in off the ground. >> I got the video. >> Like, I'm supposed to know what is this. Okay, >> I didn't tell you to start yet. >> Sorry. >> I'm sorry. >> You know, they're a little low maintenance. >> Arrested. >> You all got to feed them once a day right now? >> Because it's it's >> show them a lot of attention. >> This is crazy, huh? >> Tonight, put both your feet >> and they will love you. >> But I'm drunk. Shaa, >> put both your feet together like this. >> Okay, cool. >> Put your hands on your side like this. >> Mr. Big for everybody. Yes. >> Go to jail. >> That's all I do. >> Don't come this. >> That's all you do is go to jail. >> You know that's wrong. >> You ever think maybe you're the problem? >> I'm being more than patient with you. I can take >> But if you see my arm, >> you think twice on getting one. >> That one. Looks like you have the chickenpox. I'm I'm help my >> She's so strong. She helped you out so much. >> Why are you turning that way? >> I'm helping him. Don't >> you don't need to help him. I'm helping him. >> Stop moving. Get another charge. Rodriguez, I'm helping with my arm. >> Don't help him. Rodriguez, you don't need to move my shoulder. Rodriguez, you don't need to touch my shoulder. Rodriguez, I'm not moving nothing. >> They should definitely carry duct tape. >> I'm not moving nothing. >> I'm not moving nothing. I'll put my hand together if that's what you want me to do. I'm not moving nothing. Rodriguez, are you [ __ ] slow, bro? >> Obstruction. >> My baby is adorable. 15. >> Yay. >> If I don't know 17 reference, deny. >> He doesn't really like daddy, though. >> He does, too. >> I'm his favorite. >> No, mommy is his favorite. >> Yeah, I could tell. >> That's okay, Mo. Just said her, bro. Like, it's okay. >> Grab her. >> Grab her. Like, she's going to go. >> You just call him Mo. >> She had a whole car, but grab her now. Rodriguez smartph >> I only have Mo. >> I don't want any other animals. >> Why are you looking at me? cuz she act like >> but I do want a tortoise. >> I know I'm already in cuss or anything. >> I love to >> think she stopped talking for a minute. Reality setting in. >> Yeah. >> Like this is crazy, bro. Like >> but it's okay. Face. >> I'm in face. What are you talking about? And I told you how to pee, so I can't pee. >> I do want a pig, but I want a turtle more than a pig now. >> I'm just I'm just trying to figure out your last name again cuz >> Okay, it'll be on all your paperwork. >> I don't care about your my paperwork. I'm trying to figure out what it is right now. >> Hi. >> Mo was my Christmas present about >> 5 years ago. >> Probably something like that. >> Yeah. >> And no, he won't tell me where he got him and how much he was. I don't remember where I got him or how much he was. [laughter] >> Moving. I'm giving you my look at it, girl. That's what you want, right? >> Snake or cats? Cats. >> Ain't no friend over here. That's my bag. >> No, I like snakes, too. >> Oh, yeah. Throw your Show your authority, girl. Show it. >> Have a ball python. >> His name is Fluffy. were able to get Mo and he is definitely >> what I got for >> softer than a pig. Oh yes, absolutely. Softer than a pig. >> Expect to be >> usually like 10 to 15 years. >> It depends crazy >> on how you raise them. >> Yeah, shut up [ __ ] cuz you own this [ __ ] Yeah, good job. >> Hello door slam. They're not high maintenance, but they kind of are because they poop a lot and >> he likes throwing his poop on our walls >> and everywhere. You >> all right? >> Yeah. >> I didn't notice that he was 15 and him. >> No, it's cool. >> You're not. >> Who was that? What? >> Yeah, probably 20 years. >> Arrested somebody for obstruction and we missed it. What? She just he they just had the female. >> Yeah, >> I guess they arrested a bystander or maybe the door or maybe the guy she had on the phone showed up and they arrested him. >> I want to see that. >> They need to show that. >> Yeah, I want to see that one. All right. So, I guess that's the end of that. So, we've been going for three full hours. Much longer than we had planned on or really wanted to. But >> I had fun. >> Yeah. It was great. Um, so we're going to call it a night. Uh, big thanks to the super chatters, super stickers. Welcome new members. Thank you guys that gifted memberships to to other people. Um, big shout out to my mods who are probably all gone now, but Oh, no. Chris is still here. But big thanks to the mods. You guys are wonderful. You do a hell of a job. Um, really appreciate you guys' help. I'm getting tired as hell. I love it. >> Lego Fig is still here throwing out a dancing lemon super sticker for $5. [laughter] >> That's so cute. >> I'm uh I'm going to put out another video tomorrow. If you haven't watched today's video, uh I had a taser video come out this morning, so go watch that if you haven't already. Um not sure what video I'm going to do in the morning, but I'm going to have one out tomorrow. and we're going to do well I'm going to do another stream tomorrow at 4 Eastern. So anyway, thanks for coming out guys. It's been wonderful. Great time as always. Garland, thanks for joining us. >> You're welcome. And I love you guys. Thank y'all for everything. Bye. >> And we'll see y'all tomorrow. [music] >> [music] >> Changed up criminals [music] left to rights [music] going to get the act right.