I'm not doing anything wrong in the car. I'm just asking why you kicked me. I'm just asking why you both kicked me. Hold on. I want last name. You're going to get sprayed if you don't get in the car. Welcome back, y'all. Some people just don't know how to behave. They end up with that spicy topical lacrite with the aerosol applicator. Check it out. On August 4th, 2024 officers conducted a routine traffic stop on a vehicle for driving almost twice the speed limit. [Applause] Hey, how you doing? Good. How are you? Good. Sorry. My Don't reach down. Hey, sorry. Yep. Sorry. My license and everything is right down there. All right. You're not going to reach The hell's I doing in the floor right now. All right. I'm going to wait for the other officer to come. What? Why are you driving like that? I'm sorry. D almost double the speed limit. Where are you coming from? The car in front of me. I'm just trying to get home so I can Where are you coming from? Just trying to get home so I can get home. I'm just trying to get home. I'm going to live right up the road. Okay. Where are you coming from? Okay. Have you got anything to drink tonight? You know how to behave on a traffic stop? You had anything to drink tonight? This is officer Sebastian. He says that his license got is um on the floor mat by your feet. Am I just Is it by your feet? I actually don't know what's at my feet. She just told me that everything's by my feet. I don't know. You can you can more than likely grab the door and I will keep my hands right here. You can look what's at my feet. Is the vehicle registered to you? Yes, sir. Okay. All right. Where you coming from? Uh I actually just left from dropping my friend home at his house. Dropping off from getting my clothes from the laundry. Okay. Anything to drink tonight? Uh no, actually absolutely not. Officer, if you want to, again, if you'd like to take a look at my feet, you will open the door. But other than that, if you don't want to, then you are not allowed. I have no idea. I actually don't give you any permission to search my car unless there's an actual reason to search the car in front of me. Well, you going to bring that up. You never say anything about searching your car. He just asked you where you came from and if you've been drinking, stupid. Well, that's fine. I'm just telling you. Okay. You said you haven't had anything to drink tonight. No, I'm trying to go home. Okay. Where's home? Uh, literally 5 minutes. Ah, there it is. I just live 5 minutes away. That's the number one giveaway that you've been drinking. Where's that? Uh, okay. And you said the car is registered to you? Yes, sir. All right. Sit tight. Be right back. Okay. Keep your hands where I can see them. Okay. I'm trying to hear you, Officer Herman. That's fantastic. All right. Great. I'm just trying to be cool with you, man. All right. So that's I will put my hands here. You can see that just for the record. Yes, sir. [Music] How can I help you? Uh, just wondering, would you be willing to submit some field sobriety test just to make sure you're good to drive? No. No. Okay. How about a PBT? No. All right. So, can you step out and talk to me then? No. I'm asking you to get out of the car. And I'm telling you that I need to press my I'm sorry. I'm telling you I press my All right. Well, unfortunately, you do not have the option to stay in the car right now. That's fine. Step out. That's fine. No issue. I'm not trying to argue with you, especially with her, considering she seems like she wants to tighten me up. That's fine. Here's the thing. Keys, sir. Thank you. I'm coming out. Hands are in the car. Okay. I hate to use the criminal terminology here, but why are you being weird? Inside of the car. Make sure you I Hey. Boop. Sir, can you outside the car up top on the car? Right. Stop for a second. Away from the keys. Leg spread. I'm just going to take this knife out of your pocket. That's fine. I have um I have one in my back left pocket, I believe. Back left. Yep. I don't see one on the gun. Uh back left pocket. Then that's the left pocket. It's the back left pocket. Yep. There's not one in the pocket. Yeah, there is a switch blade in there. I believe I can grab it if you'd like. I I might have left it at home. That's fine, too. I'm just telling you. I I don't want to misconrue anybody at all. I appreciate it. I thought it would be in my back left hand, but that's but that's There's nothing back there. All right. My apologies. I I apologize. One more. Yep. It's a belt. What's up? It's a groove belt. It unlatches from the front. It's magnetic. All right. Put your Put your arms down. Relax. I I am not going to lie. I'm going to listen to you and everything. I'm not going to move anything other than these arms. Put your arms down. You can go sit on the front of the car over there. But I'm king of the world. Arms like to my side by your side. Okay. So like this. Just relax, man. Okay. No, I I get you. I get you. Do I trust South Kingstone? No. No. I get you. I'm I'm trying. Anybody else getting that Ricky Bobby vibe? Like I don't know what to do with my hands. Just stand normal. Stupid [Applause] right here. Right. Just like this. Relax. Arms like this. Sure. Just kill your fronts, too. You know what's crazy actually is uh I was at the bar with people who actually told me they have suspended licenses. You were at the bar with them? Yeah. And you're uh you're out here pulling me over. So, how much did you have to drink at the bar? Oh, not much. I literally just stopped there to do my laundry. That's all at the bar. Yeah, cuz it's right across the way. where to do your laundry. You grab uh what's it called? The ramen. I don't I I think it's something in a uh anime show. Something like ramen or something like that. Yep. So, I just figured I'd grab that. But how much did you have to drink at the bar? Oh, just a bowl of ramen. Okay. What bar were you at all of a sudden? What bar were you at? Oh, just a bar. Which one? Just bar. So, are you willing to submit some field sobriety test for me? I um I don't think I need to. Okay. So, I have reason to believe that you may be under the influence of alcohol. Ask what that is. Yeah. The odor of alcohol emanating. Take your hands out of your pockets emanating from your breath. My bad. I didn't And the way you're acting cuz that that's just not normal. That doesn't seem like correct to you. How can I put my hands that's not just as I instructed you before by your side? Okay. Okay. So, was that I mean, I'm not going to lie to you. I put my hands by my side. I just put my hand my fingers. I don't want your hands in your pockets. Okay. I'm sorry. That was That's all I'm asking. So, I'm going to ask you again. Are you willing to put my hands by my side? Right. Yeah, I see that. Are you willing to submit a soriety test or no? I already said no. I'm asked to prepare if I'm putting my hand by my side. Stand up. Turn around for me. Can I ask what your badge number is and your name? 24. 24 and your last name. Officer. Sylvestri actually 24 Sylvester, right? Yep. Interesting. Let go of your wrists. I'm not doing anything. Let go of my wrist. Whoa. Whoa. I didn't do anything. I'm listen to what I have to say. Let go. Relax. Whoa. I'm sorry, but sir, you can you can cuff my wrist. My left hand is too much. Is my left hand towards you? Relax. Do you ever shut up? Go. Relax. Is my left hand toward you? Relax. Is my lesson towards you? Yes. Relax. Yes. So, sir, I'm sorry, but like if you're going to sit there and be like, "No, it's not towards her." She just said, "Yes, it is." So, why don't you just go ahead and talk to me and you can stop and then stop executing a force of excessive power force? Oh, sure. Cuz you don't think you're something better than anybody else. Relax. Right. Right. Listen. Yeah. No, that's fine. I'm right here. Are you going to You're going to stop? I'm not I'm not touching anything. I'm moving my arm. He's the one that's saying I'm doing something. Relax. How about you stop moving your mouth? I don't care. He's totally Let him do it. Ready? That's fine. Yeah, he's going to do it right now. Look at this, miss. Watch this. Second set. Watch this. Oh, he's going to need something set. I'm giving him my arm. That's hilarious. What a I'm trying to do you a favor by not overextending your arms, pal. No, I'm sorry. Being on the camera is supposed to help me. Yeah, just relax. I am. I'm just curious cuz you can't take numbers. I'm going to have the operator in sufficient. I am. I mean, let's be real here. Anybody in the door? Where's your double lock? Are you guys? No. Then why are you guys using military lingo? Papa Zulu, I'm sorry, but like I have military family and you guys are going to use military lingo, but you guys aren't military. Yeah, they can definitely use the same terminology. It's not unusual. It's Anybody can say those words, right? Well, that's fine. I'm just asking you if you're going to use military lingo, why aren't you military? Turn. No, I don't have to. Turn in case the car is military lingo and you're not military. Can I ask that question? I feel like I can take this off. No. Take it off. No. Take it off or I'm going to rip it off. Those are your options. You can try. Take it off or I'm going to rip it off. You can try. Don't do this. So, if you want to go through the lawyer, that's fine. Oh, no. He said the L word. Those cops must be terrified now. They have to let him go. Rip it off. That's fine. But there's no reason to decision. Get in the car. There's no reason that it's telling you that you are a problem. Or I'm a problem. Sit back. Sit back. It's crazy. So you kick me. Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. What's your name? Yes. What's your name? Get in the car. You're kicking me. I'm not doing anything wrong. In the car. I'm just asking why you kicked me. I'm just asking why you both kicked me. Hold on. I want last name. You're going to get sprayed if you don't get in the car. I'm in the car. I want last name with both of you. I want that. I want last name for both of you. You really want to play this game, dude? Really? Put your foot in the car. All right. That's the best you can hit with. That's the best you can hit with. Oh my god. You're going to get sprayed right now. That's I'm in the car. Put your foot in the car. Put your foot in. I'm not touching you. The car. You're going to get sprayed. Put your foot in the car. Put your foot in the car. You're going to get sprayed. Just because he can't do it. Put your foot in the car. You're going to get sprayed out. So, miss, here's the thing. You thought he was kidding. You really are stupid. [Applause] Okay. Pepper administer. Get your foot in the car. pepper spray adventure. What's wrong? Didn't you like that? I'm suing. Put your foot in the car. I want this. Put your foot in the car. Get your foot. I'm suing. I'm suing. Get your foot in the car. I'm suing. This is where driving stuff. your foot in the This is for a traffic stop. Exactly. You're behaving this way for a traffic stop, stupid. Get your foot in the car. This is for a traffic stop. In the car. This is for a traffic stop. This is a tased. I'm going to tase you, bro. I don't care. Oh, you would definitely care if you got tased. I think she should do it. I think he should do it, too. But that's just me. I want everybody to get tased. I'm sick like that. Shut up. I'm gonna tase you. I don't care. Get in the car. For a traffic, stop. I'm in the car. In the car. Go for it. I swear to God, you guys will lose your jobs. Do it. Everything. Put your foot in the car. We're going to get tased, bro. I don't care. This is unhumane. This is inhumane. This is insane. You dog. You absolute This is insane. I'm going to lose my vision. That's all right. There's nothing to see anyway. He's going to drive you where you're going. You don't got to watch the road or nothing. Put your foot in the car. You get off. Put your foot in the car. Car. You guys will be I'm going to lose my vision because of you. at him. One more time. You bet. You bet. You bet. You bet. You bet. You bet. You bet. You bet. You bet. You You bet. You You wish. You wish I could spit at you. I can't even see you because you guys absolutely went for the most. Just light his ass up already. I'm tired of listening to him. Put your foot in the car. And you guys are getting You're going to get tased. You're going to get tased. You don't put your car your foot in the car. You want to get even more? You want to spit in my face again? I can't even put your foot in the car. In the car, you dog. So, I'm in the car. Get in the car. I'm in the car. You get in the [ __ ] car. Get in the in the car. Get in the car. Start to close the door. You're going to get tased. You're going to get tased. Mike, move. Mike, move. Sir, put your leg in the car now. Put your leg in the car or you're going to get straight again. Get in the car. It's going to get dry right now. I can't see. I can't see. That's what happens. Put your leg in the car. Bend your leg now. Put your leg in the car. No. Put your leg in the car. You're going to get sprayed again. You're going to get drive sununned if you don't stop. Put your leg in the car. Sir, the quicker you put your leg in the car, the quicker we can get you back to the station to get the pepper spray decon. So, if I go blind, can I have these? You're not going to go blind. We're going to give you all the information. Put your Tell him to get his [ __ ] hands off of me and I will gladly listen to you. Put your leg in the car. Put his hands off of me right now. And I will clap this. You don't I'm not negotiating. Put your leg Exactly. This is not a negotiation. This is a You do what you're told. I got it. off. Great. And a door slam. Yes. Listen to what this officer is about to tell you. That's fine. Please, can I come out, please? No, you can't come out. You're going to get your rights read. We're going to take you to the station. We're going to decon you. Can I just please like I I swear to God, officer, I won't do anything wrong. Please. No, you're going to listen to this officer. I need help. I need help. Yes, we're going to get you help. Listen to this officer. I just need I just need 10 seconds of the car. But I didn't mean it. I didn't think I was going to face consequences. Whatever you want. Please. Please listen to this officer. Please, officer. Please. I just I can't. Please. Please. I'm just so so I'm so anxious. Please, you you are suspected of driving while under the influence of intoxicating liquor and or drugs. You have the right to remain silent. You do not have to answer any questions or give statements. If you do answer questions or give statements, they can and will be used in evidence against you. You have the right to an attorney. You cannot an attorney. One will be provided to you. You have the right to be examined at your own immediately by a physician by you. You will be afforded a reasonable opportunity to exercise this right. Please. I'm serious. Please. back. What's the matter, fella? You're not having a good time no more? Is it not funny anymore? I notice you're all yes sir and no sir, please and thank you right now. Now you're like, oh, I'm going to die. I can't breathe. You did this. This is your actions that caused this. I swear to go to jail. Please, please God, just let me pull my please. I I had a gun. I I'll go wherever you need to go. All right, transport. Let's go wrap it up. We're taking him back to the station so we can decon him and do everything else and then we're going to get him to the hospital if he needs to go to the hospital. Okay. The man was transported to the police station for decontamination of the pepper spray in his eyes, then to the hospital at his request. He was charged with DUI, refusal to chemical test, and resisting arrest. I can't believe they didn't charge him with aggravated stupidity. Anyway, that's all I got for that idiot. Be sure and like, subscribe, leave a comment. We'll see you on the next one.