You want to kiss? >> No, I don't. >> Are you trying to harass me? Unlawful detention. Every minute counts. False arrest. It's not false. Oh, yeah? You think so? Walk that way. Well, we'll see here. Oh my god. Welcome back, y'all. Today's video comes to us from Illinois State body cam. Links in the description, as always. This fellow thinks that he knows his rights. Spoiler alert, he don't. He also thinks that regurgitating a bunch of words that he heard on a TikTok video was going to make the cops just cower in fear and bow to him. Another spoiler, no, they don't. Check it out. What in the world is going on? It's not my fault they want to be [ __ ] retards. They're getting a [ __ ] federal lawsuit. Are they now? Cool. Can we talk on the sidewalk at least? I'm going home. Huh? I'm going home. Okay. Nah-uh. Can we talk on the sidewalk at least? >> Why? Am I detained? Yeah, until I figure out what in the world is going on. Uh disorderly conduct. Disorderly conduct? >> Yeah, yelling and screaming at customers is what we got. Okay, whatever. My ass. I'm going home. No, you're not. You're being detained. No, you're not. Yes, I am. Not right now, you're not. No, you're not. Hey. What do you I haven't done nothing wrong. We got a call saying you're yelling and screaming at customers. I'm not yelling and screaming at customers. I'm getting onto them because they want to violate the ADA. Is this with your dog again? Yes. I don't need that cuz we We already discussed >> I'm not complying. I'm going home. >> No, you're not. You're being detained. So, you can either chill out till he gets here to talk to them, or I can put you in cuffs and have you sit down. Adams. Oh, sergeant smells good. Oh, yeah? >> Yeah. Sounds like the cops are pretty familiar with this guy. Also sounds like he might have a little crush on that sergeant. All right. Yeah. He's going to tell me I can go home? Once he figures out what's going on within there, yeah. Well, I just can't make No, they don't want you in there. Well, let's go. Jacob. I don't care. I didn't do nothing, dude. I told you to stand right here. I didn't do nothing. They don't want you in there. >> I don't care. I'm not going to stand out in the [ __ ] cold. Then you should have worn a jacket. Then sit in your car. You're not leaving, though. What? Do you want a lawsuit? For what? For violating my rights. I haven't done nothing wrong. You had no >> We have a call that you're yelling at I don't want to hear your allegation. >> Turn around. No, turn around. I'm going to sue you for real. Yes. An allegation of a crime is plenty enough to detain you while they investigate that crime. I'm just saying. Wow. Good morning. I did. Damn. All right. Took you long enough, didn't it? I've got to stick with it, dude. Like I said, we are investigating a disorderly conduct, which is a crime, right? >> Here it goes. I don't need this. That's what you're investigating. I already know. >> That's what you're [ __ ] INVESTIGATING. >> I GET IT, BUT YOU can't yell and scream at customers. THEY'RE OUR CUSTOMERS. You seem to have an awful short fuse. I'm betting you started raising a ruckus in there and some customers told you to shut the hell up and you went off on them. Just a guess. I'm yelling and screaming at you. I understand that right now. >> And what are you GOING TO [ __ ] DO ABOUT IT? I CAN EITHER take you to jail for >> You cannot. For what? Disorderly >> For yelling AT YOU? NO. FOR YELLING at you? >> Take you to jail for yelling and screaming at I didn't yell and scream at them. Well, we don't know that yet. We haven't got a chance to investigate. Stupid. That's what they called us for. >> I DON'T CARE. Then you're asking to be detained. You're being detained. YOU HAVE NO GODDAMN EVIDENCE. THAT'S why I said you can't leave until we figure out what's going on. And I can't leave you out here No, you have no evidence to detain me. Yes, I can. No, you I can. I can. Not over an allegation, no. Yes, no, you Yes, I can. No, you You can't. Well, I guess you got to let him go. He said you can't do that. Just did. All right. Cool. Awesome. It's It's 3:46, DUDE. 3:46, ALL RIGHT. Hell yeah, I'm going to go after your qualified immunity. Sure. Go ahead. And I'm going to go after you personally. Yeah, I will. Yeah, good luck with that, homie. I [ __ ] will. OKAY, COOL. AWESOME. I'M NOT STANDING here in the cold. >> are. No, I'm not. Yes, you are. >> No, I'm not. At least Looks like you are to me. Like I said, like no, they don't want you in there. I'm not standing here in the cold. That's a violation of my civil rights. Is it? Yeah, it is. Is it? It is. Which right? Tell me any amendment that says you need to be standing out in the cold. I have a right not to be inconvenienced or face consequences for my own behavior. It's right there in the Constitution. Which right? [ __ ] help, dumbass. Health is not a right. >> Yeah, it is. No, it's not. I have a right to be healthy. I have a right for civil liberties, dumbass. Cool. Yeah. We can sit IN MY CAR. DUDE, DON'T. SERGEANT. SURE. SERGEANT, SUPERVISOR. SUPERVISOR. COOL. Sergeant smells good, come here. Here you go. 2350 route. Is this silly and all for a disorderly conduct? All because you had to be an [ __ ] >> I was not being an [ __ ] Yes, you are. You're not listening to me. I think it's pretty clear who's being an [ __ ] here. Dude, he's not even [ __ ] listening. Statements. Are you done? No. You got a lot of time. GOOD. COOL. SERGEANT. HE'S RIGHT THERE. SERGEANT. He's the other side. Come here. Sergeant, this guy's trying to hold me accountable. Lawsuit. Here's his business cards. Law, which is No. Look at you [ __ ] headed me. I I don't know what you mean by that. You mean by I'm a lawsuit? No, you're not. The business card is law. I'm taking my dog cuz I'm [ __ ] cold. Okay. >> You want to kiss? No, I don't. >> sure? >> Are you trying to harass me? Yeah, I can never be a cop with my attitude. I'd be sitting there grinning and probably giggling at his dumbass, and I'm sure it'd set him off. Probably shouldn't do that. What? You got pretty blue eyes. Well, thank you. Where's the ham? What? Is the ham on strike? I'll turn you in. I done nothing. You can ask my kid. BRIAN. BRIAN. COME HERE. I CAN'T SEE. I'M NOT COLD. I'M getting my way. [ __ ] It's the dog leash. It's not going to hurt you. Well, what? Hold on. What What happened in here? I've seen the car. [ __ ] Oh, come on, guys. That door slam was absolutely pathetic. You did that just to hurt my feelings, didn't you? He's going to go to our station. Is that what they were saying? He did, yeah. Yeah, I figured a neutral somewhat of a neutral party, and it was the exact same as He's the most neutral party we got. Yeah, and it was basically the same statement that they just said, so. Yeah. All right. Well, I'm going to transport him to our place. Yep. Yeah. Give me a half an hour, bro. Good luck. It's going to happen. >> Good luck. Now does he want I got the law on my side. The cops >> [laughter] >> Okay. Constitution, bud. Whatever. FIRST AMENDMENT, BRO. EVERY MINUTE COUNTS. WHAT? Unlawful detention. Every minute counts. False arrest. It's not false. Oh, yeah? You think so? Walk that way. Well, we'll we'll see here. We'll see, won't we? I think this guy might have watched this officer video or two. He forgot to watch till the end, though. So, I have your qualified immunity, too, buddy. Where are we going? Kids. Retards. Pictures of them. I did. I have your license. WE'RE [ __ ] TIGHT. They're boots, [ __ ] I took nothing. Come here. Come here. I'll take it. You here? You want to touch my dick, too? Sit on the bench. You dick. Touch my dick while you're at it. Dude, nobody wants to touch that. Interesting stuff. I bet you don't. [ __ ] Come on, just give me that slap on the wrist or that fake DUI charge and let's get the [ __ ] out of here. Can you prove I'm intoxicated for [ __ ] nothing? You think you can [ __ ] talk like this cuz you [ __ ] have me out in the cold? [ __ ] you. I think you're talking like that because you're an absolute idiot. That's just me. I'm going to [ __ ] you. You're going to see. Yeah. Going to be a federal [ __ ] lawsuit, bro. Okay. Yeah. I'm not even playing. Okay. I'm going to claim immunity. Okay. I heard a guy on the internet say that word one time and I think it's a magic buzzword that's going to keep me from getting arrested. Good luck. I don't need good luck, dumbass. THAT'S WHAT YOU'RE NOT UNDERSTANDING. You need a lawyer and no lawyer is going to touch a lawsuit over this, stupid. Whatever. And you can't solicit disorderly conduct. So, I can TALK ALL THE [ __ ] TO YOU I [ __ ] WANT. You You're right. You can. That's right. And I'm going to sleep like a baby at night. >> I bet you don't, you little [ __ ] >> Hop in there. [ __ ] you. Eat my ass, [ __ ] Yeah, I think this guy's got a crush on all the cops. Uniform probably does it for him. Face the wall here. Face my dick, [ __ ] >> Face the wall. Doesn't even make any sense. [ __ ] you. Okay. Eat my ass. Here it is. Here. Stop moving. No, [ __ ] you. What are you going to do about it? Well, I'm trying to take you out of these cuffs. [ __ ] cuffs Okay. Place that hand on the wall. Thank you. You act like I'm going to fight you. Like I'm going to have that. [ __ ] off. If he thought you were going to fight him, he wouldn't be taking the cuffs off, stupid. I don't know what to Morgan. Lawyer! Lawyer! Lawyer! I want my lawyer now, [ __ ] I'm not questioning you. Dude, it's 3:30 in the morning. You're not going to get a lawyer right now. I promise. HUH? LAWYER, MAN. I WANT MY LAWYER. I'M NOT QUESTIONING YOU. WHAT? I'm not questioning you. I don't like you, attorney. I'm under arrest. So, I don't like you, attorney. Eric Calvin tickets. Central 46, what's my report number? Thank you. Hey. I'm going to sue you for illegal search and seizure, you ready? Good luck. That's what I told you. It's not GOOD LUCK. IT'S CALLED FEDERAL LAW. QUALIFIED IMMUNITY LAW. And it's called you broke the law and that's why you're under arrest right now. So, why don't you sit down for me? You do know that's not up to you to decide whether or not they keep their qualified immunity. That's up to a judge. And no judge is going to side with you. Sorry about your luck. I'm exercising my first amendment right right now, [ __ ] By walking around in public drunk and causing fights with people in a restaurant. I'm not drunk. Good. You want to fight? Okay, I'm talking to cops. Why are you even engaging with this guy? Just ignore him and he'll talk himself to sleep or he'll just give up. It's called federal law. I just do this just in case it shows up. >> [music] [music] >> [ __ ] Can I sue you? All my rights you're violating. Don't cry. I see the tears. I see you It turns out those cops lost their qualified immunity and he sued them for everything they have or everything they're going to have. I made that up. That's just [ __ ] That's all I got for Charlie Mack Craze a Lot. Be sure and like, subscribe, leave a comment. We'll see you on the next one. Charlie Mack Craze [music] a Lot on the road. Laughing at the law like [music] it's all just fun.