[Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] Heat up here. [Applause] [Music] Good morning everyone. Thanks for tuning in and hanging out with me this morning. I have handpicked some wonderful videos today. Some of them are new, some of them are old, some of them are classics. Um, I don't know who else may have streamed them or or what's going on, but um, yeah, some of them were sent to me. Some of them are favorites. Some of them I never got around to covering, and some of them I just found hilarious. So, so that's what we're going to do. Starting out legal fiction, throwing out memberships right off the bat. Thanks, buddy. Very much appreciated. Um, I told some people in the chat before we got started. I'm trying a new setup today. Um, not anything here like software kind of deal. If it freezes or ducks out or skips or anything, somebody somebody in the chat let me know. Uh, figured out figured out how God can't even talk this morning. That was a bad day to go live. I figured out how to keep my or how how to get the video to lower the volume while I'm talking so that it's not all muffled and I don't have to pause it every time I have to say something. Only thing is it goes through this software off to reream and then back to YouTube. So it may it may work, it may not, but from what I can tell we're actually live. So, which maybe is it? Okay, never mind. I don't know what's going on with that. That looks funny. Okay. Um, God, it's been a long morning. I did make the the the switch to dayshift at my job job after 13 years of nights. It's taken some adjusting. Needless to say, my body's not sure when to sleep and when to be awake. And I haven't figured out how to schedule all of my things that I do every day into a totally different window of opportunity. I guess Chris thrown out a super $5. Fear me for I have a blue wrench of death. Oh, hello everyone. Welcome to Shainstone Criminals. If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge ball. I've always said that since dodgeball came out. Anyway, let's see if I can figure out how to make this work. And we'll we're going to do a a classic act act right here in the beginning. And then there's another one that it's it's hilarious. So, I'm going to play the whole thing. It's like 27 minutes long or something like that, but I laughed my ass off watching it yesterday. So, hopefully hopefully you guys will find it as entertaining as I did. And if not, okay, whatever. Sorry. Okay. Who's ready for a video? You guys can't I can't hear you guys. So, um, we're just going to do it anyway. Check this one out. If I can get it to play. [Applause] >> On November 5th, 2023. >> I don't like when they put the >> to a suspicious white vehicle parked >> the best parts in the preview. >> An officer approached that driver who refused to comply. The situation was about to escalate. >> I guess other channels can do their videos however they want. >> Police morning >> Key West police, wake up. Wake up. Key West Police. >> Good morning. >> Morning. >> Hi. >> Wake up. Wake up. Key West Police. Wake up. You guys are out. >> Good morning. >> Morning. >> Hi. >> Wake up. Wake up. He's fanning that door like it just farted or something. >> Hello. Wake up. Wake up. >> Give me one second, guys. >> Key West Police, wake up. >> How you doing? >> Wake up. Wake up. Key West Police, wake up. Wake up. Come on. Wake up. Wake up. Key West Police. Key West Police, wake up. Key West Police, wake up. West Police, wake up police. >> What just happened? >> Wake up. >> Hang on. >> Wake up. Not supposed to do that. >> Wake up. >> Hi. How you doing? >> Not supposed to do that without clicking the link. >> Wake up. >> What's your friend's name? >> Can you wake up, too? >> Yo, >> wake up. >> We got called cuz you're outside the Kia. The owner of Kia called. >> Wake up. >> You got ID. >> Key West Police. Wake up. Wake up. >> Key West police. >> Police, wake up. >> That's good thinking, Orange. Good looking out, buddy. >> You don't hit me. >> You don't push me. >> Key West Police, wake up. >> You're trespassing on private property. >> Wake up or you're going to be put in handcuffs. >> Since the man wasn't ready to follow the officer's orders, the officer had no option but to take strict measures. >> You're going to get paid, sir. Wow. I got dual membership gifts going out. Derfwood throwing out five. Thank you so much. Everybody that gets one from Derfwood, thank him or her, I don't know. And Chris also sending out five memberships. Thank you so much. You guys are so awesome. I just got to say, >> put your hands behind your back. Put your hands behind your back. Put your hands behind your back. Don't push me. Hands behind your back now. Hands behind your back now. Can Can you get him? Can you get him? Can you get him? Hands behind your back now. >> Taser. I'm going to tase you now. Get down. >> Officer, chill out. He just woke up. What do you expect from him, man? That t ain't [ __ ] >> That one was though. Get him. Get him. Get him. >> Turn around. Put your hands behind your back. Put your hands behind your back. >> They're going to show that again from the other angle, but we're going to show that again right here. >> Turn around. Put your hands behind your back. Put your hands behind your back. Turn around. Get on your belly. Put your hands behind your back. Get on your belly. Put your hands behind your back. Get on your belly. Put your hands behind your back. [Applause] >> Roll over. [Applause] >> You don't even need the cuffs. He's so tangled up in the taser wires. >> Breaking out over that way. >> Thank you. >> Yeah, I don't think he's going anywhere. He's going to stay. Sir, we're out with two one ts. The easiest thing would have been to wake up, provide your ID, and leave. >> Not fight against what we're doing. >> You don't get to push an officer. >> Do you own Kia? >> You don't get to push me and walk away. >> Is this your property? >> Do you? >> He's so confused. property. >> The general manager of this property called us to come here. You don't belong here. That's trespassing. >> You taking any drugs or anything? >> I don't think the blow darts have the same effect. >> I mean, yeah, they probably sting a little more, but you're not going to get that taser wiggle out of a blow dart. I'm for both, though. >> Officer Officer, relax. We're We're not trying. We We're not officers camp. Look, this is the same thing that was happening to me. >> Weapons. Good to see you this morning. You made it on time. >> I'm kidding. I don't know if you were late last time or not. >> I know some people would. >> It's cool. Glad you're here. >> I got his ID ready. >> Let me see your left hand. >> No. No. Don't resist me taking any step. >> Turn around. You're not under arrest. to being detained to make you off the scene safe. >> Bro, stop. >> Just cooperate with us and and if everything is good, you be on your way. I got reason to reason. I'm >> sorry. >> Yeah. I think they thought they could hide at the dealership and sleep off a hangover or whatever. Thought nobody noticed. >> Why you doing all that enforcement [ __ ] though? >> Stay up. Please relax. Give me a step back. >> Only one. >> Nobody [ __ ] man. What you talking about, man? >> He's got a [ __ ] food. I ain't nothing, man. >> You tripping, bro. >> You're being detained. >> All right, bro. All right. All right, >> people. I'm sure you're talking about the the >> hefty bald-headed one with the beard because you know, >> those guys are awesome. >> I got the car. All right. >> He asked me to get out first. >> It's all right. What I do next? >> I was slowly getting up. >> So, you're under arrest for >> It's what I did. Say it right, son. >> Pushed me out of the way out of the car. >> Then you refused to stop being refused to stop. So, you're being charged with resisting. >> Here's what the manager told the police. >> I'm one of the managers out here. >> Yeah. You're the one that called us, correct? >> I called my general manager. GM culture. >> Um, but yeah, I just I was doing a little working out and I saw the guys foot out and I leaned in. I didn't touch anything. I was like, "Hey, wake up." >> React. So, I called my GM and asked what he'd want to do >> and he called us. >> Yes. >> Okay. >> He said he come. >> And you're the most wonderful kind of person for >> to your chest. >> Knees up to your chest. >> Lean forward. >> Lean on you. >> There we go. >> One, two, three. Okay. Oh, >> broken glass. >> There's no Oh, no. No. Oh. Oh, my my vape. >> Oh, okay. >> That's probably >> Now we're talking der. >> All right. Have a seat. [Applause] >> All right. Okay, man. Look, man. Because this is the Hold on, man. Before you see y'all going extra direct on me, man. >> Thanks for coming. >> Get your cup of coffee. I feel the same way. >> We're rolling already. >> Safety and later. >> All right. You got your seatelt on? >> All right. So, cool. But yeah, he was talking about this. >> Hold on. I'm going to ask you some question. >> Thank you, Saudi 5. >> Your rights first. Okay. >> I don't get many people >> just wait. Let me reit. Appreciate you. >> Anything you say can be used against you. >> I try to make it late enough to where people on the East Coast could actually be awake >> enough to sleep here in a parking lot. We just came from Keys, man. >> You You came from where? >> Uh uh uh uh the key. >> I don't know because I haven't been down here. >> All right. >> So, uh I know I couldn't make it or anything. >> Did you have permission from the owners to sleep on their property? >> No. Okay. All right. >> Now, now that part, you know what I'm saying? >> So, what when I woke you So, hold on. When I woke you up, >> can you please can you please stop? >> No. I'm asking the questions. I understand that. But I'm saying if you would stop then you would understand what the hell is going on. >> All right. Say what you have to say. >> I don't know. >> You can also send into my Discord. >> Let me find I think they renew the uh >> the invite links. >> Every so often. So I'll find it find a fresh one for you. >> Okay. >> But this still you're still responsible for your action. >> You were detained. He's going to jail. Huh. So, what I have to um go to the station or whatever? >> No. Um the jail is out on College Road, but they have to process him and then he'll get a phone call. So, I'm sure he'll contact you and he's able to he has to do first appearance. So, he's going to be in there 24hour minimum. And then when he's done with first appearance, judge sets a bond. He can bond out and then if you want to pick him up, then you can do that. >> The man was charged with resisting arrest. YouTube thinks you'll love the video on screen. >> YouTube is just going to have to chill for a minute because I've got other ones. What am I? Oh, well, did it freeze up? Cuz for whatever reason, I clicked on reream and it's frozen. I didn't even mean to click that. So, where's the one I want? No, no, no, no. Oh, no. That's it. Okay. Um, like I said earlier, for those of you just tuning in, I'm trying a new setup. So, if anything freezes up or goes wacky, just let me know and I'll try to uh try to get it all straightened out. We'll see if it works. But I don't know. This one that's 27 minutes long. But this is the one I I laughed my ass off throughout just about the entire video. So, we're going to we're going to play this one and hopefully you guys enjoy. >> Oh, I got to put some water. I got to put some water on my >> license. License, registration, insurance. >> I got everything. >> I got to put the license. >> Deputy Rondo with the sheriff's office just stops being audio and video recorded. Reason I pulled you over is you ran the red light. >> Willie Gar is one of my auto. You can get it right. >> Worker worker worker. >> Say that again in English. >> Willie Gill is Mr. Willie Good County. That's my granddaddy. So you get the party. You get everything. >> License, registration, insurance >> right here, boss. >> That's not your license, >> boss. Man, I lost my license at the club. My club is at the license. I run the club. >> Okay. License, registration, insurance. >> Boss, give me that right there. Give me that. Give me that. You got your light on. >> My light? >> I'm asking you. Do you got your body cam on? >> Body cam? >> No. You asked him if he had his light on >> being audio and video. >> Give me my registration if I give you my license and registrating insurance. >> I'm not giving you that back. I need your registration. >> Okay. Well, get that 1119. Gary Newkerk 111981. Get that. >> Do you have your insurance? >> I'm telling you that you got everything that you just took. >> Registration. >> Thank you. That's my license. >> License, >> man. License and registration in that paper right now. >> Registration. >> No, I'm telling you I left my >> Jojo. Thanks for pulling these links. I got them all >> that's my [ __ ] idea >> on a notepad so I can post them and I just keep forgetting about it. Luckily my mods are amazing and can track these down even if I forget to mention them. >> Thank you. >> Thank you. You can run my name. Run my name. >> Do you have a license and insurance? >> I got a license insurance and a registration but my license you have >> Well, how about you hand it to him stupid? >> I'm telling you that. Get the paper right there. >> Do you have proof of insurance? >> Oh my god. I got proof of insurance and Mr. Willigar insurance card. >> Fantastic. >> That's my granddaddy. >> Okay. >> So, okay. So, the paper that you got right here. >> Do not touch me. Do you have your insurance? >> Sir, you got the paper right there. >> That's a registration. >> That's a insurance ain't a registration. I gave you two papers. You ain't got no one paper. Look at it. >> You only gave him one. Man, this guy is absolutely wasted. >> This is a registration. >> Okay. So, you can run my Derek New. Do you have proof of insurance? >> I got proof of insurance in my name. So why the [ __ ] would I have registration? >> Because you're driving a car, stupid. You're supposed to have a registration with your car. >> They are three separate things. >> Driver's license. Listen. >> Listen to me. Listen. >> Listen. What? >> A driver's license >> and your insurance is a registration. >> Get your insurance. Get your insurance card or get your captain. The [ __ ] is >> I don't need my insurance card. I'm asking you for yours. >> I'm telling you, [ __ ] It is right there. You can run my name. >> That's a registration. >> Run the name. >> Do you have proof of insurance? >> I got proof of anything. >> Info you guys don't care or know about. >> You got my name. >> Wasting time even mentioning. >> You got my name. >> I am comfortably reclined right now and I can barely reach my mouse. So highlighting comments. Thank you, sir. >> Is a bit of a stretch. My wireless mouse died, so I'm I'm now tethered to this machine. >> Stop doing that, bro. What is you doing? >> Turn your cam. >> It's been on your body cam. >> I told you from the start. Stop it. >> Come on. Come on. >> Front of the car. >> Turn your body cam on. >> It's been on from the start. >> Turn your body cam on. >> It's been on. >> Well, happy birthday, stupid. You got my [ __ ] >> Is that good enough? >> I'm not going to tell. >> You got my name in my [ __ ] dirt. certificate in here. Why is you going through that? >> Go get your captain right now, >> man. Go get your captain or your sergeant cuz you crazy. >> It's 3:30 in the morning. The captain ain't working. >> Dare you. >> Sorry, buddy. >> 11:11. Stop taking me through that, bro. >> Stop acting like I'm in Mar County, [ __ ] And I know your sergeant. So, go get your sergeant. My >> sergeant, >> man. Bro, you know my sergeant, >> bro. Go get your sergeant, your lieutenant. They ain't got nothing in it. >> You know him. Call him. Go get him. >> You said you know, man. >> Okay, wait right here. I'll go get him. >> Hold on. Damn. You ain't got my car. You ain't got my license in my registration, bro. Why the [ __ ] you go pull me over? I'm telling you my name, my insurance, and my service card. >> He talking about, >> come on, bro. You You >> That's good thinking. >> What you doing? >> You making yourself known, man. >> Sure. Whatever that means. >> Yeah, that what I'm saying. >> I asked you for three things. You gave me one of them. >> And I gave you one of them. You can look at everything before you look at me. Come on. Come on, bro. Stop being slow. >> Is it really? >> Listen to me. >> He needs to get his happy ass here so I can tell him happy birthday. >> I got a license, I got a registry, and I got insurance. What the [ __ ] is you telling me to get three from? Come on, bro. >> You just said license, registration, insurance. That's three things. >> That's why the puck is here. That could you get three things for your relative is Willie G. >> Yeah, [ __ ] that. Your your daddy could be Donald Trump himself. >> And your daddy could be Donald Trump mammy, [ __ ] Once you get the paperwork, come on. Come on. Do what you got. >> Did he say your daddy could be Donald Trump's mammy? >> Stop [ __ ] with people ain't got license. >> I like this guy, >> bro. I got all that. Go get your sergeant. >> You've yet to give me, >> bro. Go get your sergeant, bro. I don't want to talk to you no more. The I'mma make you work tonight. >> Okay. >> Oh, yeah. You are >> doing slow [ __ ] bro. You got a license, insurance, and a registration. Why the [ __ ] are you pulling me over? What did I do? >> You ran the red light at 20th Street and you were doing 57. >> You ran the lay. >> You're drunk as [ __ ] >> I'm waiting on you. >> The camera in there, bro. >> Fantastic. >> Yeah. Thank you. >> Go get your shot. >> He's around to run a little light if he's trying to pull you over. >> Captain's not working. >> So, where's your sergeant? >> Where's your sergeant? >> I don't need my sergeant. >> I know that, boss. Man, come here, bro. My name Darren Der. My name Dar. See, I snatched. I'm not doing nothing, bro. >> Okay. What is you? >> He snatched my >> Don't walk up on me like that. >> Oh [ __ ] >> You know what I'm saying? >> My bad. >> My My personal space, >> man. Listen to me, bro. My name is Martin County. I'm from Martin County. >> Okay. >> And I got D for a bar. >> That's a coincidence. Your name's Martin County and you're from Martin County? >> The red light. Both at the red light. >> Okay. >> When it was a yellow light, both of us ran through the red light. He pulled me over. I don't give a [ __ ] You give me the ticket, whatever. But I'm telling him I got license, insurance. >> Here's a reminder, guys. Um, >> so tell him to run it, sir. >> I only said Trump's name because he said it in the video from me like I >> If anybody's thinking about it, we don't do politics here. This is our escape from all that mess. >> Yeah, that's not on you, Chris. That just reminded me when you said that. >> Red light. So don't act like me and you ain't ran the red light. >> No, I'm just telling him. Both of us ran the red light. Oh, you told him. >> So I was behind you or behind me. Stop making that fake [ __ ] bro. Up on my kind of [ __ ] and I get you kind of [ __ ] I'm doing my job. >> I'm doing my job, sir. >> What's your job? >> My job is to listen to you. But if you tell me to run the light with you, what the [ __ ] >> Well, then obviously you're not doing your job. >> Being a jackass, bro, and do your job, bro. >> The [ __ ] I The [ __ ] I got people. >> I got people work for the [ __ ] people saying the [ __ ] >> [ __ ] for me. >> Yeah, I don't like that [ __ ] bro. ain't talking about giving me your right [ __ ] You can run my name in the insurance brother. >> I think his elevator goes to the top, but he's locked himself in the stairwell. >> Both of us ran the red light. >> Both of us ran the red light. I don't want to get >> state. It's okay. I'll write me a ticket, too. >> So, proof of insurance. >> Do you have proof of insurance? >> Run the [ __ ] name. >> Do you have it or not? >> Run the [ __ ] name, Dun. Come on, bro. That's a boss man. I got it. Yeah, he ran to the red light. Stop. >> Yes, sir. >> Listen to me. I'm not going to see your hand right now, but listen to him. >> Yeah. Come on. >> Listen. >> That's crazy. >> Listen. >> I'm not done. >> Whatever he saw, he saw. All right. That's what That's if he writes you a ticket for it and you want >> both of us ran a ticket, bro. He ran somebody else and he ran behind me. When I ran behind me, he was a yellow light. >> What's your name? >> Derek. >> Derek. I one of these. >> Yes, sir. That's all, bro. >> Derek. Derek, look at me. >> Guess what I'm talking about. Hey. Hey. Hey. [ __ ] him. >> That's enough. >> [ __ ] him, bro. Listen on me, bro. >> Shut. Shut. Shut up and listen to me right now. >> That [ __ ] aggravating, bro. >> You're asking awful lot of him. >> If you don't stop, >> bro. I get pulled every weekend. Stop. >> I work. >> You don't. You know why you get pulled every weekend? Cuz you act like a fool out here. >> That's why. Stop. Derek, stop. >> It's the same person. >> Stop. >> That's That's why you get pulled. Cuz you keep acting a fool. You know what I'm saying? I can't get three words out my It's the same person, bro. >> I don't know you from nobody. >> This is my first impression of you and you act like a fool right now. You won't let nobody get two words out their mouth before you run your mouth. >> This is the same person, boss. That's the only thing I'm laughing. >> Okay. And >> there she is. >> I was wondering where you were, Jester, >> for 5 seconds. Let me say a word, >> right? >> That's how a conversation works. Yes, sir. >> You won't let nobody get a word out. >> No, because I wrong. >> Okay. Well, I'm not him, am I? >> I know. >> I just rolled up here. I'm trying to have a conversation with you. But you want to you want to act a fool back. No, I never want to act. I just want my respect. >> Then let me then let's have a conversation like you grown ass man. >> Yes, sir. >> Okay. If he's writing you ticket for the red light, you got an issue with it. You have your opportunity to take him to court. You know what I'm saying? >> Okay. That's >> So that's what you do. >> Cuz I don't know, bro. I don't know the system, bro. I don't know the system. >> Okay. I was Oh, I'm betting you're pretty familiar with the system. >> Did you provide him your driver's license, your registration, and your insurance? >> Thank you, bro. >> Did you? That's a question. Did you forget? >> He got it. He got everything. >> You gave him the information. >> Yes, sir. >> Okay. >> No, I didn't give him everything. >> He didn't [ __ ] with me because guess what? Every time it's a problem when I leave that club, get at me, bro. >> What club? >> The [ __ ] afterour spot that you keep, bro. I'm the same, >> bro. I'm the DJ, bro. >> How are you? >> And I've been drinking all night. >> Always on my ass, but I can't make a complaint. I can't say he's a >> What's up, man? >> Because he's catch me there. I'm the [ __ ] DJ. >> I tell him what I want, bro. >> Listen. >> That's it. Listen. >> Oh, you're a [ __ ] jackass. You ain't got [ __ ] [ __ ] I gave you everything. >> I understand. >> Take a breath. >> Look. Stand up. >> You gave him everything on one piece of paper. >> No, that's my address and that's my license, bro. Run the [ __ ] [ __ ] concurrent, bro. Why are you taking me through this? >> The only piece of information. >> It's Chipola. Chipola road. Why are you taking me through this? >> I asked you. Is that your >> Why is you taking me through this? I gave you the [ __ ] paper, bro. Take the char. >> I don't like that. >> I don't like that. >> Shut up for 5 seconds. >> All he All he asked you was if is that your current address? >> Got the paperwork and we go through this [ __ ] every day in court. Sing County >> people. I would, but I don't know. >> I don't care what they all do. I mean, I could manually set up for ads. >> All you did was try to confirm the address. >> I don't know when the videos are going to do it. I >> I don't know how. I'm sure I can figure it out >> to hit play on an ad in between the stuff. >> I was in prison. >> Yes, sir. I don't give a [ __ ] if you It's a little advanced for me. I'm still learning. >> You're a corporate. I listen to the corporate. >> Okay, then shut up and listen. Is that your current address? >> Listen, bro. That's me, bro. That's a different address in here. >> You read the paper, bro. Why the [ __ ] did you just do that, bro? >> Cuz you one vehicle. >> He's just a drunk guy ran red light >> there. You know why? Cuz all he did was ask you, "Is this your current address?" And all all it required >> my license. >> All it required was a yes or no. That's it. But you want to sit out here and make yourself look like a fool. >> No, it ain't that. I got that. Look at Willie Gary is my granddaddy, bro. So, he called me to follow the procedure. If he can't get my [ __ ] insurance and it show my license, bro, he can't keep asking me no questions. >> You know what's part of the procedure? >> What's the procedure? >> To make sure that the license on your registration, stop. >> You know what else is part of the pro procedure? To shut the hell up and listen. >> Correct. On your registration and your license because Florida State statute says that your address on your license and registration has to be up to date. >> Relax over there. I don't want you walking out here getting smoked by a car. You know what I'm saying? >> My people got money though. Well, money ain't going to money ain't going to save you from all the car. >> That's very time consuming, Chris. >> If I had the time, I would. I just >> That's what I said. >> There's only so many hours in a day. >> Okay, that's not what I asked. >> Okay. I'm not no DJ. >> I'm not no drank or no DJ. You want to do a pap smear? Come on. >> Do you want to do a pap smear? What? >> Come on. >> Would you be willing to participate in that? Come on. >> No. He wants a pap smear. >> Come on, man. Come on. I'm telling you to come on. >> This is where it gets good. >> Would you like to participate? >> No, sir. I'm Yes, sir. I will participate in a driver. >> I [ __ ] own the club, right? >> Don't even let me ask the question, >> man. Bring your ass, man. Come on. >> Would you be willing to participate in standardized? >> Bring your ass. >> I never I didn't even ask. >> Come on. Come on. >> So, that's a yes. >> That mean yes to [ __ ] sir. >> We're going to do it over in the parking lot, man. Come on. >> You walk, please. Hey, turn your camera on. >> It's been on the whole time. >> Yeah, turn your camera on. >> Okay, >> that [ __ ] hurt me, bro. That [ __ ] hurt me. >> Turn your ass on the stuff I just say in the car. What you want? >> Can't even speak it cuz you slow. You won't let me talk. >> Come on. What you want? >> What you want? >> See this line? >> What line? >> Interesting, >> man. What line? Right here. I usually just screen record them for my >> uh >> recorded videos I put out. >> It's easier to pause and switch and play and stuff that way. >> Correct. >> I'm going show your ass. What? He said what is my god daddy? I'm going skin your ass. What? I swear to God, bro. Damn. This crazy boy. You crazy. How long you been on the board? >> 7 years. >> How many? >> Seven. Y'all been here 76 years. Slow as [ __ ] Come ring your ass over. Come on. Come on. Come on, man. This [ __ ] hurt. Oh, I swear to God. >> What's your name? Move your Move your finger. >> Move your finger. Move your finger. >> Yeah, you're a new car. I do. >> Come on. What you want right now? >> All right. Do me a favor. Stand on that line. Put your left foot on the line facing this direction. >> You say what? >> Left foot on the line. Bring your ass here. You going to tell me instructions. Tell me the instructions cuz I don't know. >> He's trying to shut up and let him >> on the line. >> Right here. >> Correct. >> Left foot on the line. >> Okay. >> Right foot in front. >> What the [ __ ] Which one? Which way? >> He's telling you what he wants. >> Right foot in front. >> Yep. That's what I said. Correct. Left foot on the line. >> Right foot in front. Heel to toe. >> Just like this. >> What you want? >> I'm explaining it to you if you let me. >> What you want? When I tell you to begin, you are going to take a series of steps down this line. Nine. >> How many? How many? >> Nine. He'll tell. When I tell you >> 1, two, three, four, five, six. >> He looks like Scooby. Looks like on Scooby-Doo when he's trying to sneak up on somebody. >> I never finished the instructions. >> You What the [ __ ] you want? >> Okay. Left foot on the line. >> Aggravating, bro. Can you record when I just stepped on? >> It's It's on recording. >> I'm asking you. Did you record when I stepped or not? >> Everything is being recorded. >> I'm no colonel. I'm asking you. Did he record when I stepped 69? >> He asked the other guy and he answered you, stupid. >> Okay. Left. >> How much you want? >> If Let me Let me >> How many you want? >> Let me finish the instructions. >> Yeah. Say it. >> Left foot on the line. >> Yeah. Left >> on the line. Correct. >> Yeah. >> Right foot in front. Heel to toe. Just like this. >> Two. Three. Four. Five. Six. Seven. >> Hey, what else you want? >> I I need you to listen to the instructions. >> I'm not looking at you. You just tell me to get you lying. Now, turn your camera on, bro. >> Been on the whole time. >> Oh my [ __ ] god, bro. >> Okay. >> Oh, he ready now. >> You aggravating as [ __ ] bro. >> Listen to the instructions. >> What the [ __ ] do you want? >> You know it's bad when they got the officers clap talking. >> One >> right there. Right foot in front. Heel toe. Now, now wait, wait there. >> Okay. Hands down your side like this. >> No, no, no, no, hold on, hold on. One, >> hold on. I got to concentrate. >> 2 3 4 6 7 8 9 What else you want to do with me? The [ __ ] you want to do with me, bro? Turn >> I may be deluding myself, but I'd like to think I'm not quite this stupid when I overindulge in the beer. How many times you going to do it, bro? >> You won't let me finish these. >> I'm not letting you do that. You tell me to step nine. >> I didn't I did not tell you that. >> So, what else you want me to do? >> I want you to listen to the instructions. >> Turn my camera on my car for my girlfriend. >> There's three cameras on here right now. >> You green. >> Listen to the instructions. >> Yeah. What the [ __ ] >> Do not begin until I tell you to start. >> I mean, make it easier. >> It was nine steps, I guess. >> Green, bro. What does she want? >> Do you understand that? >> What is she want? >> I want you to not begin until I tell you to do so. >> Okay. So, >> do you understand? Okay. Put your left foot on the line. >> Left. >> Right foot in front. Heel to toe. >> One. >> Hands down to your side. >> Side. >> Okay. Now, remain in that position until I tell you to begin. >> Three. Four. >> You would think. >> Six. Seven. Eight. Okay. Nine. >> Okay. >> What the [ __ ] >> We're going to try the next exercise cuz you don't seem to understand this one. Okay. >> Bro, that shoe on cold. Next one is called the one leg stand. >> Bro, you ever did this to a white person? >> Sen to plenty of people. >> [ __ ] I ain't funny. >> Turn your camera on. >> Been on. >> Turn your camera on. >> Cobra. Turn your camera on. >> Derek for the thousand times. >> What the [ __ ] >> Carrie T, but definitely not Cy. >> So glad you made it. >> I was wondering where you went, >> man. Run this [ __ ] bro. The [ __ ] >> Did you just get here and I pulled over? I could have ran from >> I've been watching this idiot and not the chat. So question. >> You could have been here for a while and me just not noticed. My >> apologies. You have any medical problems? >> Yeah. >> What? >> Yeah. I got seiz. I had handicap seat. I got social security problem. What else you want? >> Social security problem. >> What else you want? >> And he's got a handicap seat. >> You have any problems with your legs? >> Yes. >> What's wrong with it? >> You want to see it? >> I'm going to work your dumb ass. You slow, bro. >> Right here. You see right there? There's a whole scar. What else you want? What else you want? What the [ __ ] else you want? I'm going to work your ass. What else you want? >> Right here. >> What is wrong with it? >> Right here. >> Yes. >> Ask my medical issue. That's your hospital job. That's your hospital jar. >> Can you not see? >> No. I just asked what is your medical problem. >> I'm showing you [ __ ] >> You explain. I'm not a doctor. >> Use your words. >> The [ __ ] You crazy, bro. >> Okay. >> Ask the doctor, bro. Okay, he can stand on one foot and put his sock on. >> So yeah, he's free to go. He doesn't He doesn't need fields. >> My whole left leg is gone. >> I couldn't do that if I had to. >> What else you want? >> Still there. >> Damn, bro. >> Okay, >> when I tell you to begin, you are going to raise 1 foot of your choice off the ground approximately 6 in. >> What else you want? >> It's about the size of a soda can. Okay. >> You know, I can never have enough mods. >> We all know I'm not paying attention to what's going on. side. Raise one foot approximately six inches off the ground while pointing your toe, keeping it parallel to the ground. >> You don't have to mod. You can just come hang out. That's cool, too. >> 1001 1000. >> We enjoy your company. >> And so on and so forth until I tell you to stop. >> Beat my left ankle. >> Do you understand? >> I'm going to kick my left ankle off of you cuz you making it seem like >> he's going to kick his left ankle off, >> dumb ass. >> Like see that, >> bro? Know the [ __ ] you >> stand on the leg of your choosing. So, would you rather stand on your right leg? >> My dick is hurting. >> Can you Would you rather stand on your right leg? >> Damn, bro. Why am I going through this, bro? The [ __ ] bro? >> Because you're too stupid to do it right and shut up and listen and let him explain it to you. >> This is going to take days. >> Understand the instructions. >> Damn, bro. My [ __ ] hurt, bro. Come on, bro. I don't understand [ __ ] unless you tell my pro. What the [ __ ] is you on? >> Mr. Miyagi says you listen. Did you understand, >> bro? Do what the [ __ ] you want, bro? >> Did you understand the instructions, >> bro? My leg, >> man. Run my [ __ ] make a record, bro. >> Mod short for moderator Mike. They um pretty much run the chat and post the links and make sure everything's >> What the [ __ ] do you want? >> Kosher, I'm telling you, >> they more or less run the show and I'm just the dancing monkey. >> See my left ankle? >> It's gone, bro. I'm telling you for 5 seconds. >> This [ __ ] crazy, bro. >> Derek, listen to me. Are you going to Are you going to apologize? >> I respect y'all, but bro, get what? Everybody say y'all beat people ass. I never came here, bro. I don't like to come here, bro. I don't, bro. Y'all beat people ass. Take them to jail, bro. >> What did you want me or not? >> What you want? What do you want? >> Okay. Are you going to continue to participate in the exercises? >> And what? This [ __ ] is not even, but I I'mma do this for you. But this [ __ ] is not even. >> Stop making it seem like it's even, bro. >> The [ __ ] that [ __ ] go up sideways, bro. Y'all is [ __ ] sarcastic. [ __ ] What the [ __ ] do you want? >> What the [ __ ] would you want? >> Would you prefer to stand on your >> man? Come on, man. Bring your [ __ ] ass, man. Come on, man. Come the [ __ ] on, bro. >> Answer a question. >> Yeah, he kicked it off. You didn't hear him? >> 30 seconds. >> Come on. >> Okay, come back to my car, >> bro. Look at my leg. Go back to my car, >> bro. I can't do this, bro. My mama said they going to do this, bro. >> Yeah, your mama probably told you if you go around driving drunk all the time one day, you're going to go to jail for it. >> Stupid leg, bro. That's all you got to do is take the right leg, bro. Now you go, bro. Damn, bro. What the problem is, dog? >> Face that camera right there. >> Yes, sir. >> Yes, sir. >> Put your hands behind your back. What's up? Come on. Can I call my girl? When we get to the jail, you're under arrest. You said you said I can't call. >> Thank you, Charles. Let me get to the jail. You're under arrest. >> Glad you like it. >> Come on, bro. >> Stop moving. Stop moving. >> Stop, >> bro. Stop that [ __ ] I get y'all shoes, bro. >> Put my shoes on, bro. >> Put my shoes on. >> Stop it. Nobody told you to take them off. >> Turn the camera on. >> They're off. >> Turn the camera off, bro. >> Man, turn the camera. >> Stop moving. >> I'm trying not to tighten it. >> We're trying to make it to the mountain. Cut your wrist off. >> That's what my mama said. >> Mama said. Mama said, >> "Mama say mama." >> Stop reinforcement. >> That's all you got to do. >> Call my girl, bro. Call my girl, bro. Come on. Hurry up with your [ __ ] ass wrist. >> Stop trying to grab stuff. >> No, I ain't grabbing you, [ __ ] With the wrist on, >> bro. You see what he did? >> Yeah, he's making a fool. >> How the [ __ ] I'm making a fool, bro. >> Man, hurry up with your wrist, bro. Hurry up. Hurry up. What the [ __ ] >> Spread your feet, >> bro. You please swear. You slam me, bro. >> Spread your feet, >> bro. If you swam, if you sway me, I swear to God. Don't swam me, bro. Spread your feet. >> I'm asking you to swam me. >> Don't spread your >> bro. I'm asking you not to swing me, bro. >> Is he asking to swing him? >> Asking you not to swing me. >> He's asking not to swing him. >> Swing my teeth, bro. What the [ __ ] >> the hell is swinging? >> Face towards the car. >> I mean, I don't know what swinging is, but >> this is crazy, bro. >> Maybe that's it. Maybe he's propositioning him. >> Swaming, bro. >> Why is he slaying me, bro? Why is >> Stop grabbing me. Yeah, I haven't watched your clip in a while, Chris, but I'm sure it's probably got thousands of views by now. >> That's good stuff. Go check that out. It's funny. >> Check it out. >> One of our greatest moments at this channel, >> bro. Check it out, bro. He swinging me hard, bro. If I say that three times, >> my god damn. You can. You can. >> He didn't say swing on. And now you're putting words in his mouth. >> Get it over here. >> Somebody needs to because those things in his mouth that are coming out are not words. >> Bro, I lay down. Come on. I lay down. >> Stand up. >> Oh my god. >> I was waiting on that one. I loved that song when I was a kid. >> Bro, y'all are crazy, bro. Y'all crazy, bro. I never seen this in my life. >> I never seen it, bro. Thanks for the super, by the way, Chris. I don't know if I said that. >> Let me go, man. Stop it, bro. Stop letting me go, bro. Stop. >> Stop letting me go. >> Oh, that [ __ ] got a minute. Oh, yeah. Load your camera. Load your camera, bro. >> Turn your camera on. Door slams are so much better when they're talking while they do it. But >> that was pretty satisfying. >> 56. >> You better let me out. >> Hey, bro. I [ __ ] with you, but you broke my back. Hey, I swear to God. 207 CJ. Let the jail know he's combative. Hurry up, [ __ ] Hurry up. I swear to God. Hurry up. Hurry up. >> We're going to hobble. I'm just going to go. >> If he's got a full cage back there, I would go ahead and deploy some [ __ ] spicy topical acrite with the aerosol applicator. >> Just to let him kind of stew in that on the way to the jail. >> Come on, man. >> There's a plethora of reasons why I'm not a cop. >> Come on, man. I can't bring you back here, bro. On May 9th, 2025 in Joliet, Illinois. >> Hey, what's going on? >> Officers responded to a disturbance call at a local Motel 6. >> Oh, wait. That one's over. My bad. Actually, I think No, that's not one. I save that one for later. Yeah. So, that was something. That is the second funniest DUI arrest I I've seen. The first one, it was one of the first videos I did. Um, Ashley actually did that one with me. It was the the one in Florida where the guy keeps saying, "I'm from Wisconsin." And I don't know. This one gives it a run for its money, but that's still possibly the funniest one I've seen. Let me find the other one. I was looking for. That's a long one, too. We'll do. Oh, this one. Maybe. Where's the Hold on. I'm looking for this video. Just bear with me. Y'all know I fumble through this [ __ ] every time. Not that one. Where the hell is the one? It might be this. Oh. Oh, yeah. It's this one. Okay, I found the one I was going to do. Who's uh uh who's ready for another dose of ACRite? This one he does the best taser wiggle that I've seen in a while. Um some of it I say it all the time. I don't like to to pick on people that have obviously obvious mental health issues. this guy, he goes that way for a while and then you kind of think maybe he's on something and then like at the end of the video you find out, yeah, he was on something. But anyway, peeps, we'll see you here in a little bit. Take your time. Do your thing. All right, so we're going to play this one. Why is that still up? August 9, 2022, an officer was on his way to a domestic involving multiple people and knives in a local community when he observed a male who appeared to be slightly staggering while jaywalking across the roadway. The officer decided to activate his blue lights and approached the male to see if he was okay. Crap hits the fan real quick. >> Getting out with one in the roadway. What's going on, man? Said, "What's going on, man?" >> This has been out a couple days. I don't know who's seen it. Who hasn't? Is >> there a reason you're wobbling across the road? >> I'm tired, man. I'm good. >> Say what? >> Kind of look tired, but >> All right. Where you coming from? >> This is one of those things that gets my OCD all messed up because Can you see my pointer? >> What's your name? >> No. >> What's your name? The time stamp on this one says 22 24 hours. It is not 10:30 at night. >> All right. What's your name? >> Say again. I can't hear you, man. >> The wheels are turned. >> What's your name? >> He may need those wheels balanced though. >> He's a little wobbly. this right here right now. >> Yeah, it's hard to do the ones that other channels haven't covered already cuz >> they do so many of them between Big and Boos and Body Cams and >> by yourself, >> you know, all the other good channels. >> What's going on? >> If you don't snatch them up quick, they're they're reruns. >> Someone put your hands behind your back. >> What I did wrong. >> Put your hands behind your back. >> Y'all see this? >> Put your hands behind your back. >> What I'm doing wrong, sir. >> Put your hands behind your back, >> sir. Sir, put your hands behind your back right now. >> What am I doing wrong? >> Put your hands behind your back right now. >> Sir, what am I doing wrong? >> Put your hands behind your back or I'm going to take you down. >> Sir, listen. What am I doing wrong? >> Hey y'all. >> Hey, lay on your stomach. Lay on your stomach. You need >> Hey y'all. Everybody watch me not listen. >> You need to chill out. Why? Chill out, man. >> Sir. Hey, sir. You need to stop. >> Stop. Get on the ground right now. Get on the ground right now. If you don't get on the ground, I'm going to tase you, sir. >> Get on the ground right now. Get on the ground. Get on the ground. >> Get on the ground. Lay on your stomach. Lay on your stomach. Flip on your stomach right now. >> Thank you, Erica. >> Stand by. >> Lay on your stomach right now. >> That one was just a preview. He does a real good wiggle here in a little bit. >> Do it now. Put your hands behind your back. Do it, >> sir. Lay on your stomach. >> Help. >> Lay on your stomach right now. >> What? >> Help me. He's trying to make me face accountability. >> Lay on your stomach. >> There it is. >> Behind your back. >> Homies break dance >> right now. >> Lay on your stomach. >> Lay on your stomach. He's going to hit that B boy stance. >> Put your hands behind your back. Put your hands behind your back. Lay on my back. >> How about you pick it up? Please lay on your stomach. >> Yeah. I don't always do this, but we're going to watch that a third time. >> Right now. >> Get on your stomach. >> Do it now. Put your hands behind your back. Do it. >> What's up, James? >> Sir, >> lay on your stomach. >> Help. >> Lay on your stomach right now. >> What? Lay on your stomach. >> Lay on your stomach. >> Okay. Okay. >> Lay on your stomach right now. >> Put your hands behind your back. Put your hands behind your back. >> Okay. My back. >> How about you pick it up? >> I'm definitely a viral video antivaxer for sure. I don't want to be immune to this [ __ ] Flip over. Flip over. Flip over. Juice him again. >> Both hands right now. >> I'm not going to you, man. Just put your hands behind your back and chill out. >> I'm not going to put Get on your stomach. Get on your stomach. Don't hurt. >> Are his hands down the back of his pants? >> It hurts. >> Get on your stomach. >> I'm almost >> your stomach. Flip over. Roll over. Roll over, man. I did. I did the wrong, >> sir. Hey, I'm putting handcuffs on you. Chill out. >> Huh? >> Chill out, man. >> What the? >> Sir, please. >> Stop. >> Sir, >> stop. You make >> turn your bike cam on. >> Stop. >> What I did? >> Look, you're crossing the road and then you want to not tell me your name. What's wrong with you, man? Flip over. Flip over. Flip over. >> Thanks, Ben. Darling, >> flipped over. >> That's a wonderful compliment. >> Flip over right now. Oh, go out and get some help. [Applause] Y'all help me. Help me. Help me. >> Hey, hey, hey. >> You need to chill out right now. >> Efficiency is key. Just let him >> put the handcuff so that he doesn't hook up. cuz he's going to hurt you. Let him put your ankos on you. >> Please don't hurt me. >> He won't. >> Glad you made it, Rich. >> You won't let me. >> Flip over. Flip over. >> Flip over, man. >> Please roll. >> See, I am going to pause this one for a second. The um the female I think she's the sergeant. I don't remember. I've seen so many of these that all the details don't stick in my head. She's really good at deescalation, which is a big deal in law enforcement. Um, try to deescalate everything and there are lots of techniques and ways to go about doing it. It don't always work and you can't always do it, but she gives it a shot and it works for the most part. But this guy's just not going to act right no matter what. >> Roll over, man. >> Roll. Please >> roll. >> You want to tase him? >> I already tased him. >> We all >> No, you're not going. We're >> Let go of me. Let go me. Let go of me. You're going to get it. Okay. Okay. Let go of me right now. >> Let me do it. Let me do it. >> Roll over in your stomach. Hurry up. >> I don't want him to hurt you. Come on. >> Come on. I don't want him to hurt you. Come on. Come on, man. You want to get hurt? >> No, sir. >> Then let No, ma'am. >> No, ma'am. I don't want. >> You going to do it for me? I don't want him. >> You're going to do it for me so that you don't have to get hurt. >> See, she's calming him down. >> Sit up best you can. Anyway, >> sit up. Sit up. >> Sit up so you can breathe. >> You don't want to, do you? >> No, I don't. >> Sit up so you can breathe. >> Sit up so you can breathe. >> I can't breathe. >> What's your name, man? >> Sit up. >> I can't breathe. What's your name? >> Sit up. >> I can't breathe. >> Sit up. >> Sit up. >> I can't breathe. >> Sir, sit up. >> I can't breathe. If you sit up, you can breathe. >> Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. All right. >> You can tell when they really can't breathe cuz you're holding them down. They're trying to get him to sit up. >> Yeah. She's got the stripes. Looks like >> us another unit here or not. >> Why? What did I do? My name is Sebast. What did I do? Help. Help. Please help. 25 chat. Do you have further? >> I need I need leader Jo. >> Take me to advantage. >> Somebody. >> We got to get you in handcuffs to take you there, bro. >> Okay. Okay. I'm down, sir. >> I'm down. >> Roll over, man. >> I'm down. >> Roll over. >> I'm down. >> So, we can get down. >> Copy that. >> What is going on? >> Roll over, man. >> Roll over. >> Roll over now. >> Okay. >> Okay. Stop. Stop. Turn over. >> Roll over. >> All you got to do >> is roll over and let him cuff you. >> You're going to get it again. >> 225. What is your >> You're going to get it again. >> Don't make me get this dog out of the car. I will get this dog out of the car. Roll over on your stomach right now. >> He's going to get the dog out. >> No, don't do that. Don't do that, y'all. He's getting a dog out. >> Get on your stomach. >> Get on your stomach. >> Oh, yeah. Officer Good Boy makes a cameo in this one. >> You keep saying that, but >> he doesn't get a play, but >> sometimes brandishing is just as effective as uh deploying. >> Watch him >> roll over on your stomach right now. >> You want to get both to your right? >> You want to get >> although I do suspect that he would absolutely flip out over the dog. Give him a little slight roll. Turn. >> You're trying to calm him down. >> I'm trying. >> You're hurting me though, son. >> I'm trying. >> Not. >> Jere, help. Help me. Jerem, >> please. J, >> do you stand? >> Okay. Okay. >> Roll on your stomach. Faith. Stop. Watch. >> I don't hand. >> Watch him. Don't land on your back. >> Stomach right now. >> I don't stomach right now. I do eight, I guess. I'm probably not saying that right. I never do. >> Thanks for the super. $2. Ooh, bark bark. Nom nom. >> Do it now. >> Roll on your stomach right now. >> Taser. >> Rich. >> Taser. Taser. Taser. >> Yeah, I'm not even going to attempt that one. sending out 10 gift memberships. >> Do it now. >> Thank you, Rich. You're awesome. >> Well, on to your stuff. >> Everybody, be sure and thank Rich Rich new members. >> Okay. >> Thanks a lot, buddy. Much appreciated. >> Okay. >> Yeah, there's a good possibility for that. >> Put him back behind your back. Okay. Okay. Sit up. >> Oh, lord. Definitely going to pause for this one. Rex Magnum walking beaches. Lord, that's a name. $20 super chat. Love the show. Love you, Rex. You're so generous and wonderful. I'm glad you enjoy the content so much. >> Sit up. Just the head co just use both handles. >> Use both handles. At least his ankles. >> Stop moving your >> What's your name? >> Yo. Did he say booty? >> Yeah. >> Hey, >> I have I have ripple. >> Can you assist him? >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Go ahead. >> Go ahead. >> What's up, Texas? Good to see you. Gob here too. >> Welcome guys. Glad you're here. >> Y'all need a rip on >> just playing that. >> You wouldn't let them handcuff you. It's got nothing to do with race. You wouldn't let them handcuff you. >> That's all you had to do is let him handcuff you. >> No. You sat there and fight. >> I remember. Yeah. I remember what we going to do. He's going to start fighting. So it's going to hurt. >> Oh [ __ ] >> This isn't going to hurt. >> She's got blood on his on his feet and on his uh on his uh thing. >> I'll be right back, guys. >> We are recording. >> Yeah, we're recording. >> Fishing with felony obstruction. >> Y somebody else. >> Please >> sit up. You know who he is yet? >> Are you going to walk to the car? >> Sit up. >> What's your name, boss? Man, >> me. >> Sit up. >> Sit up. >> You got to sit up so you can rate, dude. >> God, my hands are hot. >> Sit up. >> Sit up. My seat. >> Sit up. >> There you go. >> There you go. >> Here's the deal. I ain't got a whole lot of love for you right now. You fight with my officer like that. So, I'm going to tell you one time. What's your name? >> 2399. >> Give me brief. >> No. What's your name? >> All right. Then tell me your name. >> We're trying to listen to your name. Can you please tell us who it is? >> Who are you? >> What are you? Come on. One step at a time. What's your name? First name. >> First name. >> You talking just fine. >> First name. Breathe just fine. You breathe an awful lot. And then somebody who ain't going to talk. Yeah. >> He's scared. >> When we always have no charge, you ain't going to tell us. >> Sir, please don't add no charge. >> Okay. Then tell me your name. >> Nothing. >> All I need to do. >> Mhm. >> Well, you going to jail for felony obstruction at this point at minimum. So, >> you don't want any charges. Just tell us what he wants to know. We'll get going. >> Hey, how you doing? Do you know who he is? >> Okay. Did you kind of see what happened or you you just kind of walked out? You came outside after everything kind of happened. Okay. Do you know if anybody out here saw what happened? >> Okay. >> Tell the name. It's easier. You go to jail. Get fingerprinted then get name. >> We had all three of us. I I finally said, "Let me get off him so you don't get out." >> Welcome, David. Glad you made it, bud. >> Crazy, man. >> I thought you were going to miss out. >> Thought we were going to have to walk him in the way he was playing around. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Will you be able to walk or do we have to put that silly stuff on you? >> I guess it is Shabbaz, ain't it? I saw him in those shorts last night. >> I will walk. >> I will walk. >> It's Sheabaz. I saw him last night. I should have known who that was. Go sit. I'm good. I know, but go sit. Whenever we get him in a car, let's go ahead and go 108 so we can try to get it. >> I've actually used Finn for a few years now. >> It's just one of those things. And it tickles me to say it. >> Does that look like >> I say all kinds of dumb [ __ ] We all know this. >> Figured collect it all up. >> You got a cuff on each arm. So he's flailing around just >> Yeah. I think when he flailed one time the cuff maybe hit me in here. >> Yes, ma'am. >> We need to get him out of here. >> Yeah. No, I'm I'm good with that. >> Guys, >> I'll follow behind you. >> That car right there. >> Where you let go? >> That car right there. Get >> Can my people follow me? >> No, they cannot. That car right there. >> Something tells me you're a possibly a Brit. >> Right there. Where you going, >> sir? >> Take away Q. Phone them. >> Well, I don't know. Brits usually say ring them, don't they? >> I'm going walk. I'mma walk. >> I don't know. >> Okay. >> I'mma walk myself. >> Take your feet up. >> I'mma walk. I'm not going to run. I'm not going to run. >> Take your feet out. >> I'm not going to run, y'all. >> Take your feet out. >> Thanks, Charles. >> Feet out so you can walk. >> I'll put down. >> Take your feet out. I'm >> happy to help. >> Take your feet out so you can walk. Keep my head up. Keep your head up >> in the sky. >> I'm going to fight you. >> No, I'm not. He's going to bite you. >> I'll have her back on to play with us again soon. >> Walk to the car. >> He won't hit you again. Come on. Walk to the car. >> I got to begging briber, though. >> She loves you guys and always has a good time, but she's just not a a big YouTube kind of person. >> Opposites attract, I guess. >> Hold up. >> No. You sat down long enough. >> My family. >> Come on. They're coming. They're coming. You got to sit in the car. >> They're going to the car. >> I don't want you to be >> I don't want to. >> I want to get Charles and I didn't stand up. >> Are you all right? >> Yeah, I'm good. I'm >> walk. Let's go. >> Let's walk to the car. I'm not I'm not walking to see all this. >> Let's go. >> Yeah. With my kids, I used to be daddy and then I was dad. Now it's >> somewhere. >> No, I don't. >> I don't have nothing, y'all. >> Or he's just wrapping the >> screw me. Take it all off. >> That's what we're trying to make. >> Take it all off. It's >> just hanging from >> It's just hanging. >> Take it all off. >> I did nothing. I'm not I'm not gay. I'm not nothing. I'm peace. I'm a >> Wait, wait, wait, wait. >> We're going to get this out. Okay, this is what keeps hurting you. >> This guy, if he wasn't all hooted up on God knows what. He uh could have possibly gotten a jaywalking warning and maybe a public in talks ticket, but he decided it'd be a lot more fun to turn it into all this. So, you know, thank you. I forget his name. Darius, something like that. But thank you, bald-headed taser wiggle guy. >> Can you take a deep breath? >> No. >> Stop. >> Where's that? >> It's not even on you. It's just in your shirt. >> I don't know what it is. >> It's okay. It's right here. >> It's a spider. >> See the webs? >> That's the new ones. >> Don't move. Okay. I don't want it to poke you. >> Why are you falling? Definitely. >> Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. >> I'm pretty sure he's fresh out by now. >> You know this thing that's poking you? We're trying to get it out for you. Can you stand up, please? >> Please, please stand up. >> Stand up for me. >> I'm getting up. >> We're not even trying to walk anywhere right now. We're just trying to get >> I'm getting up. >> I'm getting up. >> We got to get him out of here. >> What do I need? >> I'm going to walk. >> He did. This genius got a double dose. >> Get him down at the jail and then take >> Please wait. Did you get it? >> I just ripped the cord. I don't know where it is or if he's just wrapped in it or what. >> He's digging for something. >> No, I'm not. >> I'm not. >> His hemorrhoids is itching. Give him a break. Get in the car, man. [Applause] We're going in the car. >> She's coming. >> She's coming. She's coming. >> And hello to you from West Virginia, Miss Robin. want to speak to your mom. >> Yeah, I'll go sit on it. >> Sit down. >> Sit down. >> Okay. Okay. Ah. >> Sit down. We're not playing that game. >> Sit down. >> No, I don't. >> Huh? >> Sit down. >> Sit down. >> Sit down. >> Sit down. >> Sit down. >> Sit down. >> Sit down. >> Okay. >> Let's go. Here comes the peanut gallery. >> Put your feet in. >> Put your feet in. >> Put your feet in. >> Hey, put your put your legs in. >> Put your legs in. >> Perspective. >> Okay. Okay. >> But they trying to delete him. >> You ma'am. I'm sorry. Uh, I knew his grandmother. >> Okay. >> She was our teacher >> and she passed away. Ever since he passed away, >> what what's going on with him? Like why is he so >> bipolar? I think he's >> You may be on to something there. Okay. >> After finally getting the suspect to jail, they denied him due to his blood pressure and the possibility of him ingesting illegal things. >> All right. His blood pressure is 139 over 122 and he can't track my finger. He's going to have to go to the hospital and be cleared. Blood pressure like that. We know he takes and he thinks he took I can't take that chance. He's welcome to go back. >> Right. I'll get you some paperwork. >> Yeah. The reason why we took him, >> you know, that's a whole lot of strong drugs if he can't remember what how much he took or if he took them >> there that his blood pressure was fine and his heart rate was fine. So, but No, no, you're good. Okay, >> you're good. I'm not I'm not arguing with you. It's your jail. Whatever you say goes. I just want don't want you to be upset while we took them here. >> No, that's fine. Let me get the paperwork for you. >> Oh, you got you got one foot. You guys got one foot. >> Oh, you got your foot on my foot. You heard about >> While at the hospital, the suspect confessed to the officers that he indeed ingested something. >> I ain't going to tell no lie. I ain't take no. >> I did look. >> Now we know. >> But listen, I'm not delusional crazy. >> All right. So, step for me. Please >> do what he says. Come on, >> sir. Step this way. >> G, you should. >> It ain't an option, my guy. Let's go. What do you mean he shoot? >> The suspect was cleared by the hospital and transported back to the jail. He was booked for two counts of obstruction of law enforcement and simple battery on law enforcement. >> And it could have been a jaywalking ticket. I don't know what the hell's wrong with people. Just nothing can be done the easy way. Oh, I like that one. Yeah, we'll probably do that one next. All right. What time is it? I've got Oh, jeez. Hold on. I'm seeing what all I've got left here. I've got a few, but I don't think I'm going to do all of them. Actually, I'm pretty sure I'm not going to do all of them. Do y'all want to see some spicy actrite on an annoying chick? Um, a satisfying arrest on an even more annoying chick or what's the other one? Well, I'm going I'm going to play the out of control grandpa from a rest flick. I'm definitely doing that one. You want to see grandpa annoying chick or spicy hackrite annoying chick? I'll wait on the delay to catch up to see what everybody's doing. Mike Moran, $5 super chat, buy a beer for the dancing monkey. Thanks for working the weekend for Shane. Yeah, I I can barely call this work. I mean, it's it's fun. I just I enjoy doing it and I'm glad people actually watch and enjoy watching me do it. Thanks for the super. I will enjoy that beer later on today. Got to take the kids a few places first, but I I'll stop and get me a tall boy on the way home. Thanks, buddy. Appreciate it. Uh, we want the spicy next seems to be the the consensus. Let me find it. Yeah, this one I I enjoyed it just because of the the young entitlement of uh I don't know that every generation complains about generations that come after them. But there's something seriously wrong with these Gen Z people. You know, me me being a zenial myself, I guess to straddle the best parts of both of those and disavow the parts that I don't like. That's uh I guess lucky for me. But, you know, parents, don't raise your kids to act like this. Um I'm trying my best to not have mine turn out this douchy. But I don't know. We'll see. We'll see how it goes. I guess I got a few years to to figure it out. See how they're going to turn out. Horror Prism kickass handle, dude. $5 super. Thank Shane for all you do. I love your videos. Well, I love that you love my videos and I love that you tune in and watch them and I love that you were generous enough to throw out a super chat. Thanks so much, Horror Prison. You're awesome. Everybody thank Horror Prism. I like that guy. All right, let's go with the spicy. Hold on. I almost skipped the preview or as much of the preview as I can. All right. Oh, he he'd go. >> I didn't do anything. >> On December 16th, 2023, officers from the St. Petersburg Police Department encountered a woman who refused to throw out her drink after leaving a bar. The situation quickly escalates and this is what happens next. Seriously, go home. You're not going to >> I love that you love that. I love that horror prism loves the video. Guys, >> turn around. Turn around. You'll get another charger. You'll get another charge. No, you're not. You're doing Don't do this. >> I didn't do anything. >> All right, turn around. Put your hands behind your back. >> I'm going You're going to get charge of obstruction in about a second. >> I didn't do anything. >> All right, turn around. Put your hands by your back. You're going to get him to charge. >> I didn't do anything. >> Don't do this. I'm telling you. I know you guys are cool. >> Are you going to keep going? >> You guys serious? I didn't I didn't do my Uber's right there. >> Not going with your Uber now. >> What the >> You don't need the Uber. They got a ride for you. >> Guys, seriously. going home now. [Applause] >> Don't want to arrest your daughter. >> Absolutely. [Music] >> Yep. >> Yep. >> Listen, I didn't >> I didn't >> turn around face to face. >> I didn't do anything. >> I didn't do anything. >> Stop. >> No, I'm just trying to go home. >> In all fairness, she loves all you guys. Same thing. >> I didn't do anything. >> She loves me because of that thing I do. >> I didn't do anything. Buy her stuff. >> You don't want to arrest my judge's daughter. I need to go home. >> I don't care who you are. >> You don't care. I didn't do anything. >> I'm kidding. She buys me stuff, too. >> Listen to me. If you keep going, you're going to get pepper spray. That's what you want. >> I didn't do anything. >> I didn't do anything. You're making it >> I didn't do anything. >> I didn't do anything. >> Yes, you did. >> Thanks, DMS. >> What did I do then? >> What did I do? Go ahead and cut into violation. >> What did I do? >> I didn't do anything. >> I didn't hear you. >> Stop moving. Stop moving. >> I didn't do anything. >> Let go. >> You didn't do anything. You were supposed to do stuff. They told you to do stuff. You didn't. I didn't do anything. >> I was trying to go home. >> I told you that. >> Hey. Hey. You got a felony, right? >> That's me, Ben. I'm a zenial. >> Keep going. >> Born right on the the border of >> Gen X and millennials. >> Like I said, best of both worlds. You >> just search your back pocket. >> All right. This pocket's good. >> Anything in your back pocket? No. She's good. >> I just want to go home. >> Well, maybe tomorrow. >> After using racial slurs, resisting arrest, and acting out, Nicole is placed in a police cruiser. Once inside, she becomes more agitated, prompting the officers to take further action. Let's go. >> I want to go home. >> Let's go. I didn't do anything. I want to go home. Let's go. I need to get bailed out. Let's go. >> Let's go. >> I need to go home. >> You're not going home. >> I am. >> You need to act right. What you need? >> Let's go. Let's go. >> Window. You're going to get >> You guys are nothing. Let's go. Let's go. >> Yeah. What do you got? >> Let's go. >> I do like Deg Generation Nation. >> You know, I did nothing. >> He does good stuff, >> [ __ ] >> He showed up in the last stream I did. >> He's good people. >> And everybody else here is strong, too. You guys just picked me. I'm the unlucky one. I appreciate that. >> It's because of your race. You're cut. Let's go. Let's go. I want to go home. I don't care what the [ __ ] I do. >> I want to go home. Let's go. >> Listen. Spray. Hit my car one more time. >> Take me to the police station so I can beat myself out. Let's go. I >> take her to the eyewash station first. >> Oh, put it down all the way. Put it down. Let's go. >> Kick it. Kick it again. >> Here. Hold this. Open it. Open it. >> Juicer. >> What? >> You're going to You kicked me now. Now you're going to catch another charge. >> Leo. You understand that? >> I don't care who you are. You don't kick a cop. >> I don't want to regret it. >> That's another bad Leo. She was kicked. >> I did nothing. >> You're all on camera. I did nothing. I was just walking and you guys grabbed me. >> Take me out. >> No. >> Take me out. Take me out. >> Stay in the car. >> I don't know how they can do that to a judge's daughter like that. >> Just a couple little spritzes. >> Get in the car. >> How you like me now? stings a little bit, doesn't it? >> I didn't even know where her feet went. [Applause] I think she may need a little bit of hot sauce. I'm not going to be complete. >> Well, let's see if we can't make an adjustment or two on that. >> Oh, let's see. I'm not going to make it. But yeah, you guys, it was funny. I have and you locked me up for nothing. >> Dude, I'm really not okay. >> You have rescue coming for you. >> Come on, just let them take me. Are you guys bored with your [ __ ] dumb lives? You guys became cops for what? a [ __ ] power truck. What the [ __ ] guys do? You guys help anybody? Are you guys helping anybody? I just want to go home. Go [ __ ] solve a real crime. Yeah, you can [ __ ] every you dumb. I know you can. >> Yeah, I know you can. >> That better, Chris. >> Oh god. Wait till the [ __ ] charge comes down on you, you just let me the out. Let's go. Let's go. >> You need to calm down and you need to stop. >> No. Take me now. I want to get out. >> Take me. Let's go. Let's go. Take me. Get in the car. Let's go. The are you waiting around for? Let's go. I thought we explained to you in the beginning of the video that they're not your Uber. They don't work for you. They can take their sweet ass time. Yeah. >> Are you off? >> They can let you sit there and clean out that sinus infection for as long as the medicine works. >> You guys do this. Why answer? What are you 23? >> 44. >> This [ __ ] world is disgusting. It's okay. You're all going to lose your jobs when you know who you [ __ ] resting. Stupid [ __ ] >> Good. Keep driving like a [ __ ] >> You know she's wasting when she can't even sit down without falling over. I'm just >> drinking [ __ ] juice cuz I really don't feel good and I just want to go home. Maybe call your judge parent. They'll set you a bond and let you go home. >> Come on. >> Remember what happened the last time you hit the window? >> Yeah. Okay, do it. I don't care. >> You want to get sprayed again? >> If I die, it's your problem. I need to go. >> Oh, you ain't going to die. Quit being dramatic. Uh, yeah, I am. >> What was supposed to be a night of fun with friends ended with two felonies and a face full of mace. >> Uh-oh. >> Thanks for watching. >> All right, so there's that. Ooh, that's another spicy one. >> I'll tell you what we'll do. Let me see what we got. I may do this one that I hadn't planned on doing. I'm going to do that one. I don't know why that's up. Where's the other one? Okay, we'll we'll watch the angry grandpa who takes flight. He must be some kind of superhero or something. And then we'll watch another spicy one and see how much time we got left. I'm going to stream until either the kids get up or if I just can't hold this poop any longer. But we'll um this next one's from Arrest Flex. Um good channel, good content. They don't have uh um they don't recycle theirs like a bunch of channels do. So, without further ado, >> go. >> Officers responded to a domestic battery call. A woman told police she had been drinking with her ex-husband when they got into an >> I'm immune to the monsters. >> During the fight, he punched her in the nose. >> I drank four or five of them a day. Have for a decade at least. >> But she left the house and called 911. >> Night shift did that to me. >> Tried to go back inside. He wouldn't let her in and said he wasn't going to jail. >> He was wrong. verbal argument. She don't know what over and then he just punched her. >> Yep. He ass right on down the road. She's a drunk. >> I ain't got nothing. Nope. Nope. Nope. >> No. What? >> Why? How? Get the away from me. >> See? >> Yeah. That's not how that works. Just >> just hang tight over there, please. Behind the car. >> Take somebody out of jail. She's got Tdis. You know, >> can you come out? >> She's also got a bloody nose. You know anything about that, homie? >> You can get the off my property. Can you do that? >> Can you do that? >> Who has time to sleep? >> No. No. This isn't about me. >> Yes, it is. That called you so you can take her and your dumb down to the police station. All right. Get the off my yard. >> Are you going to come out here and talk to us, sir? >> Why would I? Why the would I get the off my property? >> That's what you I don't give a She don't live here. It's not in her name. This is my house and you're trespassing. Get the off my >> You're in Hungary. Awesome. Get the off my >> We're worldwide up in here. >> That's what I'm telling you. Piece of I suppose you're uh just leave. Can you leave? >> What the is this? >> Are you going to tell us what happened? >> I got to tell you, stupid. >> Get off my >> Go ahead. >> Go ahead. Get the off my property. >> Can you do that? >> So, can you tell me what happened and then I will get off and she just get the >> No, I don't deal with police officers. >> She got lippy. So, uh popped her in the nose. >> Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. >> So, what happened to her face? >> You understand, right? >> I don't have no idea what happened to her face. She went out last night. Come home at 2:00 in the morning. I have not. Get the off my properties. [Applause] >> Okay, I guess I'm going to have to call your supervisor >> cuz you're stupid. >> I didn't even think I would be a neighborhood sensation, Chris. >> Why don't you leave? Why don't you leave? >> Can you tell me what happened? >> My house. >> No, I'm not saying that. >> Get the out of here. >> Can you tell me what happened? Yeah, you're on my lawn. Get the >> Well, he knows that part. >> Can you stay over there, man? Please. >> Okay. Am I Am I just I didn't go out. >> What's your supervisor number? >> Uh >> what's the matter, Grandpa? Is your Google broken? >> What? >> I'll do better than give you the number. I'll give you a ride to see him >> cuz you guys need to get the out of my house. Yeah, I got two officers. Hernandez won't get out of my lawn. >> No, >> I want to go see Go Beckley sometime. >> That's in Hungary, right? >> Need to get the >> If I recall, I'm not aggressive or anything. Get the out. >> I got to push me. >> Don't you turn around. Yeah, we're going to watch Grandpa take flight again. >> No, no, you don't think I should. Your cops need to get the out of my yard. I'm not aggressive or anything. Get the out. >> Up and away. [Laughter] >> Puts on me. >> Turn around. >> Turn around. Why did Why do you do this? Cuz you put your hands on me. >> I did not. I did not. >> Put your hands behind your back. >> Oh my god. [Laughter] >> Ben got me tickled. >> Katie said, >> "Welcome." >> No, I >> didn't do nothing. >> You're just in time. >> Actually, we don't have too much longer to go. >> No. >> Thanks for showing up. >> No, I didn't. cameras. >> Somebody throw up Katie's leg. >> Body cameras. >> I gave you my >> Now you're under arrest. >> For what? >> For what? >> Have one in custody. >> Her and Kar rock the booze and body cams. And if you're into true crime stuff, the um >> Oh my god. Um >> what do you call it, Katie? Crimeland. >> Is that your series you do? >> Do you need an ambulance? >> It's really good stuff. >> No, I don't nothing. Why did you guys do this over >> when you do crime lens? Is that >> Sunday at like 7 or something like that? >> Put it up there. I'll highlight it. >> I can't stand that. My knees are bad. >> I need you. >> Really? Why? >> Yeah. I gave you my phone and you really >> Yeah. Ow. Jesus. You guys, >> how'd you do that? What? Your body cam. Let me show your see my body cam for body cam. >> Yeah, I gave you my phone and you threw me against >> You gave me a phone. Okay. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. Crimeland on Katie's Edge channel Sundays at 7 Eastern. >> No, no, no. Take me to jail. Do whatever you got to do. >> Definitely good stuff. Definitely check that out. >> I hope you got that on video, right? Oh my god. Yes, sir. I'm >> on a positive note, they're off your property, stupid. My shoulder is hurting a little. Never mind. >> Thank you, Kristen. >> I try to put one out >> every day, but it doesn't always happen. Sometimes Sometimes everybody needs a day off. >> See if I should get a day. >> I'll get >> 7:30 >> on Katie's Edge channel Sundays. >> And then try to clean it up. >> Yeah, she's got >> Ooh. murder her parents. >> I'm going to take pictures >> and then Tik Tocked about it. >> She >> You should do one on um >> by me. >> Oh [ __ ] >> The uh what Jennifer did the documentary. I'm sure you've seen that one. >> Okay. >> You should find some good footage of that and and discuss. I think it'd be awesome. >> Uh yeah, just grab or just >> interesting story or whatever whenever you get it. >> Jesus. Why was he y'all like this? He's drunk. >> $100, right? >> 104B and Ros County. >> $100. Hurry up and get me out. >> What's up, Ace? >> I don't remember where this one was. >> Setup I have. I can't pull it down and read the description for it. You go to arrest flick, they may mention it. >> He threw me up against my own house. >> Yeah, probably not. Why don't you take me in the back room and beat my >> about a year and a half, David? Something like that for >> a few rounds. Get up, move. I mean, >> I've had it for a while, but I've only started focusing on this for about a year and a half. >> Yeah. What? Huh? Can't hear you. >> Just going to drop you off in jail. >> Okay. You jail cuz I'm a your heart. I hope that on video cuz you are going to hell. He threw me against my house. Oh my. >> Yeah, I know the feeling. I'll have to dig through the archives. See if I can find that one. I'd love to see your tape. >> Fingernails. Oh, Mr. Clean fingernails. I'm a like a you are. >> Yeah, these cuffs are so tight. I'd love to wrap them around your face because you guys suck. I had to do you guys are so Where is your supervised stupid vibes? I guess >> he's probably checking on your wife's nose. >> I'm going to do >> punk ass. I wish you take me out back. >> You think you're tough? No, you know you're not. See, look at me in my eyes. Look at me. Look at me. Ooh, he's watching the boat. He's watching the in front of him. Go ahead. Give me one right to the right eye when we drop me off. Okay. Give me Give me your best. Give me your best. I hope you do. I'm going drop you up in the jail house. Yeah, let's go in here. You going to the jail house? Yeah. >> Yeah, I try to make a light of things when I'm uncomfortable and nervous, too. I get it, Grandpa. >> Mexican friend. Oh, it's getting dark in here. I'm getting scared. Yeah. Look at me right here. Hey, >> glad you made it, Russ. >> Long set last night. [Music] >> Why do you do that, man? You know your partner's bogus, but you stand behind each other. Guys are He threw me up against the house for no reason. That's your buddy. That's your buddy. That's your Mexican partner. I suppose you're a Harris fan, aren't you, >> Mexican? Glad to hear it. >> All right. How about that, R? >> Nope. Carry me out. >> I'm not going to carry you. >> Nope. I'm not getting out. We'll drag you if you insist, but we're not going to carry you. >> It's all you, dudes. It's all you. I didn't do a thing. So, you can carry my in the house. >> Okay. Well, I'll let the jailers know that you want to be carried. >> That's fine. >> Cuz you're not mature enough. >> Don't forget that DV charge. >> You're Yep. I'm not mature. >> Maybe you just let them. >> Yep. >> Hell no. You're not mature. >> Yep. What's my $100? Oh boy. Oh, >> you got to see a judge. >> Yeah. You and your judge and your Mexican friend that you stand behind that threw me up against the wall. Why do you stand behind people like that? This >> Why do you stand in front of them and try to smack your phone against their head? >> You guys can take me to jail. >> You guys are Oh my god. How does it feel to go to work every day? >> Can we just do this peacefully? >> We >> Good to hear it, Russ. >> You guys are allowed to throw our own residence up against their house and take me to jail. >> Yeah, I still haven't gotten around to changing my merch supplier, but you can order the stuff there. And if they go >> screw it up or delay your order, complain all the hell. Mexican friend threw me. >> They have a problem getting stuff out in a timely manner. >> And I didn't touch it. I gave him my phone and it's Yeah. Go. Go ahead. >> Now, you gave it to him. All right. >> Go ahead. Go ahead. >> Ronnie, can you have a seat for me? >> No, I will not. Why are you guys >> I need to do my job and you're interfering. >> I know. And >> have a seat. >> Why are you with me? I didn't do nothing. And you please just have a seat. And you know your partner threw me up against my house. >> Okay. >> For nothing. >> Actually, he just backed you up off of him. It's not his fault. You flew up into the side of your house. >> Domestic battery and aggravated. >> Sure was hilarious though. What's the bomb? >> Got to see a judge. >> Monday. >> Tomorrow. >> Really? Holy. Do you have anything to say? >> I think they've said all they need to. >> I can't pay my $100 and get out. That's all it is. $100 bond. >> No. >> No. What time is the judge going to be here? >> It's usually around 1:00. >> I don't understand. You know, usually it's just $100 and I walk out of it. >> So, this has happened before >> the >> Okay. I What's What's the domestic >> domestic battery? >> I >> popping your wife in a nose. >> There's no domestic. >> Okay. Can you just have a sit on my bench so I can get this going here? >> These are pretty tight. Yeah. Can you release them a little bit? >> I just checked them, man. They're good. >> Just ignore him. You know, that'll drive him crazy. >> It already has when you didn't immediately answer his question. Ignore the [ __ ] out of him. >> How about this? >> Ronnie, can you sit down and stop the cups? They're cutting off my circulation. >> But I checked them. >> Yeah, check them. >> Yeah, he's going to love that part. >> Okay, this one can still move in this one. >> So, you're not going to do nothing. >> So, have a seat on the bench for me. >> You take me to the No, >> relax. >> No, I am relax. >> Yeah, you look it. Have a seat. >> Relax. Look at this. >> Quit screaming and sit down, stupid. This is You going to cave me? Oh boy. You going to cave me now? The hurting, dude. Damn. >> Have a seat. >> Now stay. >> Right there. Right there. >> Yep. We'll get him. >> Yeah. Win. Jesus. Here comes another one. Here comes another one. >> Every time I abuse my wife, these cops got to come and start a bunch of [ __ ] >> Here comes another one. Just like the other one. >> Calm down there, DJ Khaled. >> What's up, fella? >> Sergeant Kirk, >> I don't even sergeant. He was ancient. >> I'm not here. >> Why not? >> Not here to fight you. >> Yeah. It worked out real good for you to try to go a couple rounds with a guy in your yard, huh? >> Your guys are looking at me. [Music] >> Are you gay? >> I am. I'm funny. >> Are you gay? >> He's funny in his world or in his mind anyway. Supervisor in here. >> He probably has him cracking up at the clan rally. >> Hello. Hello. >> You talking to me? >> Yeah. Can I get a supervisor in here? My hands are numb. >> What is going on here? >> I know. So, can you get a supervisor in here? >> My chat froze up. Did that happen to anybody else? >> What the hell's going on? Do you do my head? No. All I want is to loosen the up. Jesus. >> Oh yeah. >> Christ. >> That's the uh the kryptonite for frauditors. They absolutely cannot stand to be ignored. >> Do you see me on video? Cuz this over here ain't listening to me. Mr. 3152. Well, how does it feel to be behind that counter? Huh? Big tough guy, right? Big tough guy. Yeah, >> it's straightened itself out now. >> You what is her name? >> Mine locked up there for probably two solid minutes. >> I thought you guys fell asleep on me. >> In the back room, you >> want to go back? I do what I can. >> I do. >> You said he's pretty small. What are you saying? I'm not strong like him. >> Well, he's a little bit bigger than you are. I want to go back in the back room with him. >> Why is that? >> I think he's pretty tough. I want to see how tough I am. I'm 60 years old. I'm not Jesus Christ, dude. >> I got it, Carrie. I can't exactly back out and jump back in, though. I got too many things going on. I'm sure I would figure out how to drop the feet. Thank you for stay glad you made it. >> Trent, prior deputy sheriff, patrol sergeant, and canine handler. I said this in prior videos, but domestic violence calls. >> I'm going to let this play. I like his opinion on this one. >> Who is a law enforcement officer for a wide variety of reasons. And when you have a situation like this, which I deal with myself, >> where you have a belligerent, angry suspect that exits a home and wants to yell and scream, clearly there's no reasoning with them. There's really only one way to deal with somebody like that, and that is to immediately grab them once they once you see that they are not going to cooperate in any regard. Put them in handcuffs and put them in the back of your patrol car as safely as possible, and then try to finalize your investigation because the last thing you want to do is have them go back inside the house where they could potentially access firearms or other dangerous weapons, come back out and use. >> We may do that, Katie. >> I got to see what's going on with my >> search warrant if they >> shift rotation and all that stuff. very quick. So since he already came outside the best route this suspect had just >> worked out. For some reason I felt like I spent a lot more time with the kids on night shift somehow. >> But obviously this officer wanted to go a different route. >> So we may be tied up all but if not I'll hit you up. >> This suspect his supervisor or sergeant's desk phone number. There's only two reasons I could come up with. a this officer guy back away from him to try to create distance because he perceived that this suspect was trying to hit him on his head with his cell phone and that's what's articulated. >> Yeah, I know. That's wild, huh? >> So, for use of force, we're going to go to the Supreme Court case Graham versus Connor, which dictates that the reasonleness of a particular use of force is going to be judged. >> Okay. Um, I got a popup that I had disconnected and that it's reconnected now. That was on my end, guys. Um, I don't know how or why it did that. Hopefully, it's back on. I can't say for certain. Oh, what we got? Oh, another Acriite. Now, I know there's always a delay, so um, somebody tell me. Never mind. There we go. We are reconnected. Uh, no sound. Hopefully that's working. Did the sound come back on? Okay, good. Thanks. Yeah, I'm um, like I said, I'm I'm doing something new here and I'm not sure how how much it's going to tie up my computer or how my my connection's going to work. All right, I'm gonna do one more. God, it's been almost two hours already. As far as I know, everybody's still asleep. Or maybe not. I don't know where everybody's at, but we'll um This one is another spicy act, right? I don't get enough spicies nowadays. There there needs to be some more. Anyway, uh let's play this one. Listen, >> stop fighting now. Savannah police. >> Another one where they ruin the good stuff with the intro or with the preview. >> Quiet neighborhood. >> Don't do that. Justice Cam >> about a domestic dispute in progress. >> I'll work with you. All right, just hang out. What's going on with a calm manner? We're not going to be screaming. I'm not >> in front of the kids. Okay. What's happening? >> Okay, so woke up this morning. You got your feelings. You had took my car. Okay. >> I had done um called the police. I told her that she had took my car or whatever like that. >> Okay. You had drove off. You came back. When I called the police, you came back. And now I just want you to go. I don't know why you be having people pull up in front of my house anyway. >> No. That's a dangerous precedent to set. >> Once one kid gets zapped, it's it's going to be on. >> I'm I'm going to be zapping them to get out of bed in the morning. or your apartment. You let her in early. >> No, she she she was she used to live here. >> Yeah. Not live here, but you know, spend the night and stuff. So, >> Okay. >> All right. So, you What do you want from her? >> I just want to go. >> Can you just hang out for me then? All right. >> So, what did you come and take the vehicle? >> No, I never stole the car. She She willingly always let me hold the car. If we if you tell her to let you listen, sir. If you if they going to lie for her, they going to lie for her. Listen, if you let me >> I think if everybody screams at the same time, you'll get a lot more settled. >> Let me try to get her gone. >> No. Okay. >> It's a great conflict resolution method. >> If you open If you open up that door right there, if you look upstairs, all my bags are closed right there. If I can get my clothes, I'll never come back ever again. >> Does she have clothes and stuff that she can grab? So, she'll never come back. >> All right, let's go. Let's go grab them. And then she'll be gone. There we go. There we go. Perfect. >> All right, so you can't arrest her for breaking my phone. >> No. >> That's crazy. We talked about swingers earlier. Share me with whoever you want. >> I don't mess with her cuz I left you in front of the police. >> Let her grab her stuff. >> If you want to go back in your room, go. You have the keys. >> Separate them. Officer, >> let her go. >> Shut up. >> Let her go. >> Oh my god. >> Go ahead. Go ahead. You don't have to run your car. >> What's I'm going to pause that. The The worst part about videos when stuff like this is going down is how calm the kids are. They're used to it. They see it all the time. You've put them through this [ __ ] probably their entire lives. And it's it's just horrible. How you going to raise your kids that way? They're going to end up behaving the same way because that's what they see at home. They think that's normal. tripping. >> All right. So, you're going to grab the stuff and you're just going to go. So, here's pull up and walk around. >> If you don't want her here, let her go. There's no need to scream at her right now. >> We all are, Marcus. It's okay. >> All right. All right. Well, she's not banned from here. >> Just Just go back up into your room. >> I'll hold the door open. Go to your room. I got you, >> brother. I think what they really want is um something that amplifies their own voice in their own head because >> as long as they can tell that they're being loud, they don't care who else does. >> You got to take her apart for that. >> It is what it is. >> Yeah, she got whatever. Trust me. Where's the rest of your stuff? >> All right. Let her take stuff and let her [Applause] ass. >> Come on. Is this We got a lot of stuff here. But there's not even living here. >> I do know it. You ask me. I just all you. Come on, bro. See, she ain't selling my shoes. mean are those her kids? >> You know how many kids? >> Well, whoever they are, she's obviously going to preach her side of the story. >> I have a shoes. Go ahead. [Applause] >> Young Shane would have loved Key West. is over. >> Yeah. >> You pull up tomorrow. >> Taking misdemeanor. >> Can you just shut the door and let her do her? >> Yeah. Like she bothering >> No, she's got to stand there and antagonize everything. >> Nothing about this. >> Okay. Nothing's going to happen with me standing right here. So, just let her do this. And faster >> we get this faster we get this out of here, faster she's gone. And >> go ahead. >> All right. Thank you. >> That's one way to do it. >> Yeah. Easy. >> Thailand. That may be the farthest we've reached. >> Glad you're here. >> We worldwide up in here. >> You know that manager. Grandma, you can't call nobody. >> How precious is the breakup? I'm assuming >> we just broke up this morning. You went to my phone. Like, >> who? >> That's why you mad cuz you went through my phone. That's all. >> Car wasn't taken. Uh, she was on scene. Girlfriend, they broke up this morning. She grabbed her. >> You broke up with your [ __ ] We woke up like 30 minutes before you literally. >> All right. Well, it's hot then. cheated to 27. Um, girlfriend, girlfriend. So, since I'm here, I'm going to need to identify you. >> I'm going to need to identify you. Do you have a driver's license or any sort of ID? >> That's there's no crime that occurred yet, so let's keep it that way. >> Okay. Screaming and acting crazy like this doesn't get you anything but kicked out of your apartment complex. That's it. Right. It's not against the law. >> Why are you back down here? Like what happened? >> I will talk you a little girl. Stop. >> Stop playing. I ass >> you tripping. You think you listen? >> Stop fighting now. Savannah police. Stop fighting. >> Damn. That's like the whole can. Come on. Grab us. >> Grab Marshall. Grab the other one. >> Go. >> Right in front of the kids, too. >> Get on ground. >> I want to see that spray again. That's a steady stream. >> I'm going to need to identify you. >> I'm going to need to identify you. Do you have a driver's license or any sort of ID? >> Hell yeah. >> That's real. Man, >> there's no crime that occurred yet, so let's keep it that way. Okay. Screaming and acting crazy like this doesn't get you anything but kicked out of your apartment complex. That's it. But it's not against the law. >> I don't think there's any in this one. I wish though. >> We all know I love that Actright application. >> I will talk you a little girl. >> Stop. >> Hey, stop. >> You tripping. You think you listen. >> Stop fighting now. Savannah police. Stop fighting. Come on. Grab us. Grab Marshall. Grab the other one. >> Go that way. >> Get on the ground. Get on the ground. >> Get on the ground. >> Now, who the hell was that? I wasn't paying attention. I was reading chats. Where'd she come from? >> Sit on the ground. >> I was watching the act, right? And wasn't noticing that's an entire third party. See you later. >> Thanks, Ma. >> Yeah, it's it's going to it's going to sting for a little bit, but we'll get EMS here to check you out. >> You guys can't be fighting in front of us. >> Okay, >> you get out of the car and fighting for it. You guys are just about to leave. >> Hey, listen, bud. What's on her? I don't want to. >> But she wasn't the one packing her stuff. >> No. >> See, that was that one. >> Yep. Stand over there cuz you're gonna keep getting infected. >> Okay. Well, that part makes sense. >> Cuz it's going to keep hurting you. Go over there. Stop calling him over here cuz they're going to get reinfected. >> Getting out of the car fighting work. I know that's that's stupid. Who are you to her? Is that worth it? Getting pepper sprayed. >> Sit down. >> I support this. >> Buddy, buddy, >> stand over there. >> Stand over there cuz you're going to keep smelling it. >> Search her. Is that your clip again? >> No, no, no. Use gloves. Pepper spray all over. >> What? Thanks. >> All right. Officer Gomez is here. She's a female. >> Okay. Can we go back under the thing, please? >> Nope. We got to go in the cars. I'll turn on the air. That turned from nothing to something for no reason. >> You step out real quick. Oh, excuse me. Can I go up? I can't I can't stay right here by the sun. I'm telling you, I feel like I'm about to fade. >> I need to search you. >> Okay. >> I feel like I'm about to f Oh my god. >> Not once has she asked what's going to happen kids. Who's going to watch the kids? Who's going to take the kids? Care more about your kids than fighting some person in a carport. on my eye, please. I'm feeling like I'm about to faint. I'm about to pass out. I'm telling y'all. >> I feel like I'm about to f >> So all of >> I wish you would. We have to be perpetrated to come. Police. >> No, I'm telling that's what I'm telling you. I feel like I'm about to file. Oh my god. >> I'm telling you. I feel like I'm about to fail. I'm about to pass out. >> We have an ambulance. >> Oh my god. >> Absolutely. Carrie, >> take your foot today. >> Oh [ __ ] coming. This is not even my life. >> You were the one who got out of the car >> cuz I was just uh tired of it. >> You know what? You guys were just about to leave. There's no need for you to do that. >> You're right. >> None. And now we got pepper spray. Now we got to take you over to the hospital and then we're just going to end up releasing you for with some paperwork. Was that worth it? Hell no. Not worth it. Hello. I'm Officer Marello. Uh I wish it didn't come to this, but here we are. Um, I'm going to need Stay back for me. >> Tell me back. Stay over there for now. I'm talking to her. Step back over there. >> So, we didn't get to this part earlier because you decided you guys were going to have a WWE match. So, I don't know if the other officers explained to you, but they're going to flush your eyes when EMS gets here. We'll let you go first uh getting flushed cuz she got out of her vehicle for the WWE match. Then, we're going to get you over to Memorial. >> That's fair. >> And I'll explain to you a little bit more after that. Okay. or before that before we get you over there. So, just for now, hang tight and I'm going to sort some things out. >> Absolutely. No, go ahead. >> You want come over here and let me talk to you. >> It's ridiculous. >> Starting that [ __ ] bro. Like, >> between you two. >> Okay, but she was coming to get me. >> All right. So, that's your sister, right? >> Yeah. My god. >> I was here for a stolen vehicle, which turned into you grabbing all of your stuff and leaving. >> Yeah. >> At the time, she said you didn't live here, right? >> Yeah. >> Off and on. There's qualifications that make it domestic. Okay. >> Now, regardless of the fact, there was no domestic that or there was no crime that occurred while I was here. You were grabbing your stuff. You were leaving. Is that right? >> Yeah. I was cooperating >> until she decided to come back down and she >> It's not domestic. If she was fighting her sister >> while we were outside WWE over there, >> I didn't see that. I didn't see >> right right in front of us. And this is just Thankfully, you didn't get involved because if you got involved, >> this is just stupid. >> It's going to be >> as stupid as it can get. >> A domestic. She's saying no. You're saying no. But you have clothes here, but you also stayed here on and off for a year. So there's It's still not domestic, right? So afraid two people fighting. >> Yeah. >> Okay. >> That may be the best thing I've seen on SDC. >> If I felt like uh charging, I should say both of these individuals. That's all it' be. And uh y'all would be on your way. Now you get some paperwork. Or I can do simple battery, simple battery, whatever that is, whatever that may be. But it's still no domestic between these two. >> And we're not taking misdemeanor charges. So right now, all this mess is for no reason that occurred. So we're going to have to take them to uh both them to memorial >> and then drop them back off their at your respective places >> and that's where we're at. >> Okay. >> That's a shame. >> Um unnecessary. Yes. Thank you for staying out of it. I know that's a sticky situation. >> I mean that's my sister. It's your sister and your ex-girlfriend. >> Stop. Yeah, I would. >> It is what it is. >> My ex-girlfriend now. >> Whatever it is. >> Girlfriend, ex-girlfriend. We broke up for two minutes. Literally. Like that's not even a real break. >> I know how that is. Like >> it happens. >> I got pepper spray in my mouth, too. >> My name? >> Yeah, >> I'm good. >> Yeah, I told you you were good. >> So, >> yeah, we didn't about >> We didn't find those right there. >> Is that your nephew? >> Yeah, that's I don't Only thing it is. >> She seems surprised that they didn't find us when they ran her name. Is is AC rolling? >> Yeah. AC roll. Good. It's all >> right. 41 was never a 41. She never took the vehicle. >> Okay. >> They broke up this morning. >> Okay. >> She's on and off here. Girlfriend. Girlfriend. >> Okay. >> I roll up on scene. I see a female over there screaming. And I have no clue who that vehicle is. So, I park see where I park. >> Yeah. But her and the sister weren't in a relationship. And as far as I know, the sister didn't live in the residence. So, I don't think it's DV in that situation. ex-girlfriend. >> I think they have to share a household if they're not >> tickering back and forth the whole time. >> Girl who called who's in the back seat here. >> I think that's the way it is here anyway. It could be different. >> Malibu, which is still there, >> right? >> I don't want nothing to deal. I don't This is at this time is still disorderly. I just want her to grab her stuff and go. She started grabbing her stuff, packing it all up. as she was driving her last bag, original caller, came back down, who was 27 the whole time, >> and started screaming at the driver of that vehicle, which is her sister, who's in the backseat of my car. >> At that time, she gets out of the car. >> They have WWE match. >> Next to that, there >> in front of you guys, in front of us, in front of the police. Uh, >> Tabby pepper sprayed them. And here we are. So driver and her is right now all it is is a frey a fight. They're both 27 and it doesn't qualify as a 28 and she stayed out the whole >> because their relationship was with her. >> Yes. >> And this is a sister and >> so all it is is a fight. >> I didn't do anything >> any kind of force. >> Uh no I let the pepper spray do its work and we just stepped back and we said stop. >> Did you spray or just W you? >> Just dab. >> Okay. We got to take them. We got to take them charge them with a frey. >> Okay. Um obstruction. You do do obstruction for failure to follow your verbal. >> Does one of them want to press charges or is it just because they array is a is mutual combat in public? >> I thought one of them would have >> no state state pressed out. Okay. And like I said, you can do obstruction for them not listening to your email. All right. Emerson, you going you about to search her or what we about to do? >> I I was told I need to maybe transport her to the hospital. >> Okay. >> For what? EMS isn't going to take them. >> Why are we going to do it? >> Because they're 1095. >> They're not though. They're being released. >> Officer Emerson, take this prisoner, put her in your car, and do what you need to do. I'm not going to debate it with you. Okay. Can you do that, Officer Emerson? Thank you. >> I don't have to go to the hospital. >> We have to. >> Apparently, we have to. That's >> That's my >> right now. You are in custody, which means your hospital bill is paid for. >> Okay. Dude, did y'all tell my mother? I >> I will tell. Okay. >> All right. So, that's it for that one, too. Um, I think I'm going to call it a day, guys. Um, tired. It's been a long time. We've been on here for a while. Um, I am going to do another stream tomorrow, probably around 4 Eastern. I'll get all that set up in the morning. So, hope to see all you guys back tomorrow. I'll have to find some more videos. Send me some videos, uh, email and Discord mods. Please share those again if you don't mind. Um, as far as I know, my new setup worked pretty well. I'll probably use it again. So, we got that to look forward to, I guess. Uh, I want to thank all my kickass mods for keeping everything straight. We all know you guys run the show. Like I said earlier, I'm just the dancing monkey. I'll dance for you. It's okay. I enjoy it. So, um, thanks for the super chats. Uh, welcome new members. Thank you guys for the for throwing out gifted memberships. We all appreciate that. Um, I will tell Ashley you guys said hi and I'll uh I'll see when the next time she's willing to come on and and play with us again. So, you guys have a good day. We'll be streaming again tomorrow. I'm going to try to put out a video in the morning. Um, not sure what I'm going to do or when it's going to be out, but we're going to we're going to try to put something out and we'll be streaming again tomorrow. Until then, I will see you guys very shortly. [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause]