YOU KEEP ON RESISTING, YOU'RE GOING TO GET TASED. >> TASER, TASER, TASER. >> Oh my god. >> Welcome back, y'all. It's taser Tuesday and I got a good one for you. Nice little double dose of actri. Got one from allegedly Illinois and one from Uncovered. Link to both of those will be in the description. This first one, cops find a carload of burglary suspects. They think they're going to get away first in a car and then on foot. Doesn't work either way. One of them's about to learn the hard way. Check it out. [ __ ] I almost forgot. Cue the banjos. Not a whole lot left of that car. up that way. Hands up. Hands up. Hands up right now. Hands up right now. >> Smartest one of the bunch. >> Back up. Back up. Look away from me. Back up. On your knees right now. that way. >> Hell yeah. It's what I like to see. No warning or nothing. Just tase the [ __ ] out of him. Beautiful face plant. Let's see it again. All right. Do we know any robbery? >> Don't move. Give me hand. >> Don't move. You'll get it again. Took a couple of doses of that act, right? But I think it finally took effect. >> Don't move. Hit you again. >> DON'T MOVE THAT ARM. >> HIT YOU AGAIN, MOTHER. >> Stop moving. >> Another one just for good measure. Why not? >> Don't move. Give me this 51 South Washington 51 South Washington 30. I got one in custody fight on the ground. I'm But don't move, dude. I'll help you get >> all breathe. All right, >> with one in custody. >> Henry 30. I got medics for one with a face injury. Medics for one with a face injury. >> I need help down here now. I need anyone I can get. >> All right. Anybody able to go to Henry? >> Stay here. >> Stay here. Don't move. I'm going to help Henry 30 in a second. I got to get my guy in the car. >> I can't breathe. >> Probably shouldn't have ran then. Stupid. >> Me some units. I'm at the depot. I need anyone I can have. We got how many at large? One went north over the tracks at the mobile station. One went south on Washington. And uh we have at least four. Two. I have one in custody. Who's got accountability on custody? >> So that guy's the only one that got tased. So that's the only one I'm really going to show. So, if you're curious, they did catch all four of them. Hop on over to Allegedly Illinois. Link is in the description, like I said, and uh watch them catch the rest of them. So, this next one, these dumb asses allegedly steal a car. And do they get the hell out of town? No. Do they drive it around for a little while and then ditch it? Kind of. These geniuses take it to Foot Locker. >> How you doing? >> I did. Come back with any hits. >> Oh, we almost made it. >> Taser. Taser out. >> Taser out. >> Can I get that? >> You ain't going to win this one, son. There's five of them. You're already on the ground and one of them's got a taser pointed at you. You're done. Just give up. >> Taser out. YOU KEEP ON RESISTING, YOU'RE GOING TO GET TASED. >> NO, you don't. I watch you walk in. >> His ass is hanging out. This the perfect opportunity to tase him. >> Not enough for me. You know what I'm saying? >> I swear to God, y'all can cuff me. I don't got [ __ ] to do or nothing. Y'all can cuff me all the way to the fies. >> Yeah, I'm looking at an original. >> Don't move. Get your ass on the ground, bro. >> Get on the ground, bro. You see, I'm not running or nothing. ain't this. >> Let me get your ID, dog. I'm going to let you go about your day. >> Damn. What the [laughter] >> he don't want no part of that. >> Appreciate you. >> Don't do it again. Don't move. You're going to get it again. You understand? >> Yes, sir. >> You understand, sir? >> Get on the ground. This your gun. >> Yes, it is. I just got it from you. The [ __ ] are you? Stop lying your ass on the ground. >> Yeah, dispatch. I got him at his own gunpoint. >> I don't got nothing. I don't got nothing. >> I don't have nothing, >> bro. I just got it from you on camera, bro. Why you lying? >> Lying. >> I'm lying. >> Whoever take you to unse it out. You okay? I have it in my hand. >> You okay? What you got right here? >> 35. >> I hope you like it, too. >> I just gave it to Chief. >> You the most cooperative. I'm going to give you your respect. >> I ain't, man. >> You got any weapons? >> I want to congratulate this guy on being the smartest of the dumb asses. >> Hey, brother. not know me yet. >> Stand up so I can pat you back. >> I'm retired Chicago police so I'm going to keep it real transparent. Okay. You good? You dig? >> Yes, sir. I like that. I get too long with this [ __ ] >> Go ahead. >> I steal your address. >> Yes, sir. >> Actually, I move I move >> 43. I got 17. He's got the He's got the wind knocked out of him, though. >> I said his back hurts. Might get ambulance for him or >> Well, yeah, his back hurts. He's got probes in it. >> You don't want You don't want an ambulance now? >> We'll have to check out at the station. >> All right. Hey, you ready to get up now? >> Is this one of our >> Yeah, I think it is. I think it is. Chief, >> I'm going to have you come with me. >> That way you get the most respect. Dig. Come on. >> Ain't no rest, [ __ ] >> You detained right now till we figure it out. >> All right. You You want to put it in my wallet for me? >> All the way in? >> Yeah. And then you can just You can So I want to drop it. Put it right here in this place. >> You good while I walk him out? Come on. >> Yeah. I'm just helping this guy polish the floor with his face. We're good. >> How you doing? >> You going to be cool? >> Yeah. >> You ready to walk out with me and that boss? >> Yeah. >> All right. This we're going to return you on your side like I did, dude. >> There you go. >> There you go. Now, now switch this up and we're going to stand you up. Ready? 1 2 3. >> Hey, we got some stuff over here. Just leave it here. Okay. We got some stuff right here. Just don't touch anything. Okay. >> Thank you. >> Thank you. >> I don't Look, I don't got [ __ ] to do with them. Whatever y'all came for, I don't have [ __ ] to do with them. I don't know them. I don't know why y'all grabbed me cuz I don't know them. >> Uhhuh. I got a hook. quit crying with you dumbass. Ain't nobody hurting you. >> 2020 Land Rover will go. Oh, all right. Right here's fine. Right here's fine. Spread your feet, man. Nope. Spread your feet. You got them padded good already. >> Do it again. It's okay, >> BRO. COME ON. Cuz I can't breathe. I got ass. You [ __ ] >> Maybe you should have worried about an inhaler instead of some Jordans. STUPID >> RETARDS. I CAN'T. Y'ALL CAN'T I CAN'T BREATHE. Keep me on the ground. >> I'm not trying to run. You retards. >> Hey, sit down. Sit down. >> Y'all got me surrounded. >> Sit down. >> I can't breathe. I needed to breathe, man. I'm not trying to [ __ ] I knock you out. >> Here. Get him up. Just get them up and take them out. >> I'll knock your ass out with one punch. [ __ ] >> That's good thinking. Just keep piling on the felonies. Going to work out great for you. >> All right. Take that off. Get in there. All right. >> I'm going to crack the window cuz the AC don't work. Is that too tight? >> No. >> You see how much better you get treated when you cooperate? You think these criminals have learned that [ __ ] by now? >> Take the shoe off. >> We might want to take this off before we put >> Did you pee on yourself? >> Yeah, you did. >> Okay. Okay. >> Nah. Not code yellow. >> Okay. >> Yeah, they're they are. [snorts] He He got hit pretty good. >> I feel they're fly right past my face. >> Yeah, me too. That was a good shot. >> That [ __ ] hurts, right? >> Just like really like this. >> Pull this. Pull this taser. >> Stay relaxed. >> It's not as bad as the taser. We promise we we get it done to ourselves. >> Deep breath. >> One. >> Now take a breath. One. Now, not terrible, >> dude. If that hurt too bad, you probably shouldn't have fought five cops. I'm just saying. >> Tonyy's wondering if we can let them know. >> Take a deep breath. >> Subject on the arrest. >> He's the real victim here. Somebody stole his belt. Poor fella. >> Ready? Go. >> All done. >> All right, my guy. >> I'll be back. I'll be back in your [ __ ] That's not my son. Don't know what y'all came here for. out. >> Yeah, everything out. My bad, y'all. My bad. I ain't got no [ __ ] y'all. No, that's my girlfriend. That's my girlfriend. That's my brother. That's my girlfriend key. >> Well, I hate that for her. She shouldn't have gave it to you. Yeah, buddy. >> I got that shoe off. Kick that kick the left shoe off. >> I got 32. >> Let me double lock these real quick. >> All right. All right. Go ahead. Take a seat. >> Sit down. Okay. You got wait. You just pull. >> Yeah. >> There you go. All right. Yeah, I used mine earlier. Here, here, here, here. Wait. >> Whatever. Just put them in there. >> Just going to put the probes in. >> Slide your legs in right here. >> Yeah, we have tons of >> hot in here. >> I roll out the window for you. >> Let me take the process to the county, man. >> Make quick. Hey, you said the cow, bro. Gilmore. You said the cow. >> The cow. >> Duage. >> Duage. >> The one who I'll be back. >> So, there you go. Couple of dumb asses getting their Edison medicine. Looks like they've relocated tonight's men's a meeting down the county. It's all I got for him. Be sure and like, subscribe, leave a comment. We'll see you on the next one. [music] >> Sit down. You going to act right when that switch flip. You get polite. [music] Taser 50,000 volts to act