Comes here for a little time, now [ __ ] All this movie stuff, all this production, next thing I know I got a flight at four student. >> Oh my god. >> Welcome back, y'all. Today's video comes to us from body cam two. Links in the description, as always. This is the weirdest installment of the [ __ ] just leave series that I think I've had on here. Guy lets a acquaintance of a friend stay at his place, and weeks later he's upset cuz the guy still won't leave. I think there's something else going on there. Maybe they're lovers, maybe there's some kind of drug thing or something. People aren't this dumb. I've lost a lot of faith in humanity doing this channel, but I've still got some. Also, if you like the video, be sure and subscribe. Trying to hit 100,000 subs. Trying to get 100K by Labor Day. We're going to get there, but I don't know if we're going to hit the goal or not, so you guys can help it out. So, make sure you're subscribed. If you're already subscribed, drop something in the comments. Let me know what you think about the video. Say something nonsensical. Whatever. Wax philosophically about alien life forms. Hell, I don't care. Every single comment just helps build it helps boost us in Al Gore's rhythm. So, you know, maybe we can get the word out, maybe we can reach the goal. So, let's check out some dumb [ __ ] going on in Key West. >> So, like four weeks ago, >> Mhm. >> my friend Richard called me. He said, "Oh, I got a movie shoot." >> Richard here? >> Yeah. Oh, send me a thousand dollars. >> Oh, uh >> So, he had a movie shoot in New York City, apparently, and that got that got canceled, and then he got sent to Miami >> from somehow. >> And then he wound up here. I said, "Come here for a couple weeks." And now it's four weeks, now it's five weeks. I said, "You need to leave. You need to leave." I said, "I'm committed to my lease." >> So, originally you wanted him, you know, give him a >> Yeah, like literally I'm trying to like I gave him I gave him like two weeks two weeks ago. >> Okay. >> Well, how about you just telling him to leave? Or you just don't invite random people to come stay at your house, stupid. >> I'm just like literally do you receive mail here? >> No. >> No. >> Then no. You should not be here. He can't You can't be here. >> call the cops? >> What made you decide at 12:00 12:00 tonight? So he called? >> Yeah. >> Okay. >> But no, cuz he came home to He keeps coming home at like late midnight hours. I'm I'm asleep. >> So why'd he call us? >> Cuz I'm threatening him to get out of my house. I need him to leave out of my house. That's what I'm doing. >> Yeah, that's why he called us. >> Why didn't you call them? He doesn't live there. They can remove him. >> I'm There's only so much like I've been helping like since I moved to Key West, it's been one help after another. I just want to live by myself in my own little studio apartment where I live. >> You invited a random guy to come to your studio apartment. And he's not the first one. There's definitely something more to this. >> It's like I can't get away. It's always one person after another. He needs a place to stay. >> Yeah. >> I can't leave. >> How do y'all How do y'all know each other? >> I just met him. >> You know, so I was dating this girl and she introduced us to and we know each other on the phone. That's it. And then all of a sudden he said, "Oh, I'm coming for this movie shoot. I got you involved and then you're going to be a assistant movie producer and blah blah blah." >> [ __ ] >> It's all [ __ ] [ __ ] >> It's like mooching. I cook him dinner. I do a It's like, "Hey, this is ridiculous." >> Well, there's your problem. If you feed a stray dog, it's never going to leave. >> You've already told him like, "Hey, you got to >> Leave my house. >> You got to stop asking him. >> He didn't say that. I'm like, "Bro, please just leave my house." He's not He's not crying about his dreadlocks getting pulled and he's 5 hours in my shower every morning. You know, literally just need to leave. Please leave. Just leave my house. I I pay my lease here. You can leave. Thank you. If you're good, I'd be great. I just want my peace. >> What do you do now? >> Um painting contractor. >> Painting? >> Yeah, I need this guy out of my house. I got to [ __ ] Please. How did it get not physical at that one? You can please leave my house, please. Or do I have to get physical? Who Who moves into someone's apartment and takes over the entire space? Spends 5 hours in the bathroom like that. >> Who lets somebody do that? Who invites somebody to do that? >> Who do you think you are? Bobby Hill? And who cares? Like Like he broke my table. Like he broke this table. Broke my table. Broke this. How many more things can you break, Richard? We never I don't even know this guy. We know each other on the phone. That's it. He comes here for a little time and all this [ __ ] All his movie stuff, all his cool production. Next thing I know I got a flight to Fort Lauderdale. >> Right. >> And then I told you that 2 days into here I called it. I was like, "You're bullshitting me." You called me for a thousand dollars. I gave him a thousand dollars just to >> Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. No. No. No. You You gave him a thousand dollars? The [ __ ] is wrong with you? >> Come here. I want to get my friend >> Bring that over here. I'm keeping it. >> Out of here, dog. I've been paying your meals, everything. Get the [ __ ] out of my house. >> What you cooking? Can I have some? Can I have a thousand dollars? >> You're cool. No. You're cool. Where's Galloway? You can bounce. Bobby Bobby dog. >> So So what happened What happened when you when you What What happened? >> Okay, so Start at the beginning. So about a month ago >> Okay, don't I'm not worried about a month >> Start at 5 minutes before the cops got called. Start there. >> month ago. >> All right. All right. I want to know what happened. >> Okay, so like So what What What >> He just got home. What happened? >> This is not his home. >> Okay. Okay, so he got here. >> Right. What happened? >> So I How do I explain this, sir? >> Exactly the way he's asking you to explain it. What are the events that happened when the guy got there tonight? Stupid. >> Well, you explain it. You was here. >> So, he I've I've been trying to tell him to leave for like the last 2 weeks. >> Okay. >> 2 2 days on my lease >> Okay. >> for people to stay. >> So, what happened when he came here? >> He came home, all right, and he says, "Oh, this and that." And then I said, "Hey, you left a [ __ ] stain on my couch. You broke my table. You broke this." You Everything he does he breaks. I said, "Oh, >> Well, why wouldn't he? It's not his [ __ ] >> It's a water stain on my couch. It says black hair stain on his couch. It's still black hair stain. And when I'm when he's leaving I'm like, "Hey, you you owe the water stain. It's a water stain." I was like, "Everything you do is costing me money here. Do you not understand that? You does not live here. You does not have a lease here. You does not belong here. I've asked him to leave for like the last like 14 days now." >> I gave him a thousand dollars. >> So, that's okay. >> That's all right. >> So, what actually happened? There's been Was there an altercation between you and him? >> Yeah. >> Okay. So, explain that altercation. >> him he needed to pack his stuff and leave like I told him last night. >> Okay. >> I told him that's like tonight you need to That was last night. >> When he was over here, did anything happen physical? >> No. I opened the door and I kicked the door open and said, "Get out of here. You need to leave my house." >> You pushed me into the >> I said, "You need to leave." You need to leave, bro. Like your [ __ ] >> Okay. So, listen. >> So, what was the the little utterance that you said about his dreads and >> Something like that you said his dreads might have got pulled and his hair pulled. >> No, I'm just >> Oh, yeah. I pulled his hair. >> thing, dude. >> All right. >> I'm in like pain for these dude's wheels, paying for all this stuff. >> So, don't. >> I'm saying like >> I understand that, but >> But like I asked him to leave >> But that does not matter. I want to know what actually happened here. >> Nothing. I asked him to leave and he said, "No, I'm home. I'm back in my home. What are you going to tell me to leave? My home I was like you can't live here. You not understand things like they're not coming through my mouth. I don't know I don't know how to explain it in here. >> So you're saying nothing nothing happened between you and >> Lisa's here. Like bro No bro. No. I'm sorry man. I really am. I really am. I wish you could find him a home but I don't know what to tell you man. I don't know how to tell like people you move to Key West and you can't get people off. It helps sometimes. >> Oh well that's an easy fix. Don't let him on your couch. >> He plays like a kid on the phone. He's like a scam artist on the phone. That's how we know each other on the phone. And he plays like this guy that's like that has all these millions of dollars and he can play all this [ __ ] off and then he comes and asks you for money more money more money and that's it. That's his game. >> So when Neil was packing his stuff you didn't do anything to him? >> I've been trying to get him to leave for like 14 days man. I'm like dude my landlord said you can't be here. It's not on the lease. I've been telling him that for like almost a half a month now man. They they just want to stay. If you want to stay they just won't leave. Man I'm just too nice of a guy. I can't say no. >> And too dumb of a guy. Say no. Learn to say no. Find your balls. >> It's my fault. I probably raised children. I don't need to raise more children. He's 60 years old. I'm 44. Seriously please. Okay. Now I'm getting arrested. Why am I getting arrested? >> Well he just told you to get detained for now. >> How do you get in and out of your house with all that [ __ ] in front of the door? Squirrel. >> Okay. What's the primary I'm being arrested for? Whatever man. Come on go over here and let me get separated real quick. Thank you man. It's cool in here. >> I guess I don't know what's going on right now. He just told me to >> Yeah, no, it's fine. I get [music] it. If I had your job, I'd do the same thing. >> Thank you, bro. You're doing >> You guys are super professional around here, I have to say. Coming from Baltimore and DC. >> Oh, yeah. >> You guys get beat down here. You guys get beat down. He said you want to cuff him to the buckle. >> You're from Baltimore and DC and you never learn to not invite strangers to stay at your house. This guy's got some kind of issue. There There's more to this. There is definitely more to this. >> You got anything on you? And you're going to You're going to >> I'd tell you if I did. >> You can uh have additional charge for introducing anything to a holding to a jail. >> I'm going to jail? >> Yeah, you're going to jail. >> Why? >> For uh battery. >> Of what? >> Battery. >> Of who? >> He said that you pushed him and then our dispatch confirmed that uh it was uh a physical altercation that took place took place. >> In my house? >> In your house. >> So, I got attacked in my own place and I have to go to jail? >> I'm just saying. >> He's packing his stuff then I'm going to take him. I said he's packing his stuff then I'm going to take him, so you can clear. >> Good? >> I'm good. >> You're going to fight? >> He is not going to fight. >> All right. All right. >> He's He's a reasonable one out of this situation. >> Thank you. >> You got friends uh um in town here? >> I knew two. He was the only guy I knew. He told >> No, but I got a long list of dumbasses that'll give me money, feed me, and a free place to stay forever. >> But because he tried to get into my financial group, we're we have mutual partners who do work in international commodities. >> What, like a pyramid scheme? MLM scheme? Let him in. He's very gullible. >> I didn't know he had problems. He didn't tell any of us he had problems. So, I did hear, you know, he not messing in this place. Just talked on the phone and a couple of his partners were real people, so and yeah, I just discovered the hard way. This guy wakes up in the middle of the night and starts drinking. He doesn't stop. >> Again, why am I going to jail? Cuz I pushed the door open on someone that's not supposed to be in my house. >> You pulled his hair, you girl. >> What battery on what? What? I opened my door and I threw his stuff out of my door and that's battery? Say you're you're literally it's this is here for say like literally this is not my mom will have a field day with this [ __ ] honestly. This is not cool at all what you're doing. >> Your mom's going to be very disappointed because you keep falling for dumb [ __ ] like this over and over and over, stupid. >> I've tried to help that guy for the last four weeks. Every day, lunch, dinner, breakfast. What more do you want from me now? Now you want oh, another couple weeks, another couple weeks. I was like we did this for two weeks stay. That was it. That was four weeks, now it's five weeks, now now you're muscling me into five, six weeks. Now you have to leave. You don't leave my house, guess what? You need to leave my house. Now you're I'm in handcuffs in the back of your car. That makes sense. So, what's the story? You go to jail and then what? Then what? And then like how do I get out of here? You'll be getting a call from Michelle Cohen in about 10 minutes. Good job. Good work. You really solved it. You really cracked the case. The case of the homeless people staying at the people's house that they paid for. Yeah, good job. >> I want to crack the case of why you keep letting this happen. >> The kid that's going to nursing school tomorrow. Put that guy in cuffs. Not the guy that has no job, that doesn't pay for anything, that lies to everyone. Oh, yeah, he's cool. Don't worry about him. Yeah, just put him in my house. Yeah, just stay stay in my house. >> Dumbass, you're the one told him he could stay at your house. >> [ __ ] >> What an [ __ ] Literally. Asked you to pack your [ __ ] 2 days ago, 2 weeks ago, and then I said finally 2 days ago that's it. You got to go. You have the nerve to come into my house and be like "Ooh, what is this?" Holly jolly on your face like "Dog, you ain't playing me like that, bro." You can leave my house, dog, and I will go to jail. >> You ain't playing me like that for 2 months. Maybe for 1 month, but not for 2 months. >> [ __ ] Mooch [ __ ] I would have [ __ ] mooched on your own [ __ ] mama. Ass [ __ ] Program ass [ __ ] >> So, what if the two people get into a conversation and nobody's there? Somebody >> Yeah, we can't believe we can't believe one person over the other. >> And what if they were to write a name? >> An injury. >> An >> His shirt says "Pass the bill." And that's what he does whenever it comes. He passes it. >> Somebody else pay this [ __ ] >> Even with an injury? >> Even with an injury? >> Even with an injury. If one person has an injury >> Yeah. >> It's still no there's no eyewitness. Yes, the person with the injury, the other person is going to go for sure, but at the end of the day if he say like "Hey, he pushed you and whatnot." then at the end of the day like it's not like we cannot believe him, but you know, it's if he's making statements like that, that's going to be left up to the judge to decide. Like I said, you tell you tell the judge the story >> Dude, that suitcase is not going to close. >> what happened and judge is going to look at his past and judge will make a decision, but >> Huh, I was wrong. He pulled it off. >> At the end of the day, if it was two there was a struggle between both of y'all. >> Let me call the Niagara place. >> Who? Call what? >> The Niagara place. >> And what are you going to do? >> Not drop charges not not keep charges on the guy cuz the stuff that >> No, you can't >> You already made your choice. I took the guy. >> Oh, you took him? >> He's at the gym right now. >> No, no, I thought you were still in the car. >> No. >> Okay. >> You just can't end up something you can't go back and forth. >> Let me put >> That's why I asked you. That's why I told you two options. >> Well, the liquid I didn't know about. That's why I made >> But what does that have to do with anything, bro? >> I am sick. >> I get that, but once again >> I would have If I knew that I could had to sacrifice my medicine, which is my health I wouldn't have done >> Is it Is it prescription medication? >> No. >> Well, then then prescription medicine you can take in there. >> He's talking about his weed, his recreational weed. He's calling it medicine. >> Long as you got your name on it and whatnot, that you can take it. Something that has to do with health, your health, and you [snorts] you're prescribed that >> Let me Let me give it to the landlord. I'm going to give my medicine to the landlord. And just get it from her. >> Okay, bro. Like you're literally taking up a lot of time. >> She She knows about this. >> Okay, but you need to hurry up and do it, because like man, I can't stand here all night. >> Yeah. >> Anything else in your pocket? All right, put your hands on the wall. Take your pride and joy Yeah, it's pretty tight in here. >> Okay. >> Watch your neck. >> Well, there you go. Old Dready McMoocha Hang gets another free place to stay and some free food. It's all I got for them. Be sure to like, subscribe, and comment. 100K by Labor Day. Let's go. We'll see you on the next one. >> Who's that creeping through the streets tonight? Another strange town criminal