All right. That's all right. No, okay. No, get out. Get out of the vehicle. I want to speak to your [ __ ] general manager. Are you >> Oh my god. >> Welcome back, y'all. Today's video comes to us from Body Cam Files. Link's in the description, as always. I watch a lot of body cam videos. It's kind of my thing. It's my job. And I've heard some of the lamest and most ridiculous excuses you could ever hear. But if it was a competition, this woman could take bronze before she even gets warmed up. Check it out. >> Hi. No, yeah. I didn't expect to get pulled over. Like, literally. >> Clearly, or else I wouldn't have been flying down the road drunk as hell. >> I I Uh my driver's license and like everything, like, no. >> Where are you coming from? >> the beach. >> Okay. >> Yeah. Well, >> Do you know how fast you were going? >> No, I was really trying from the bridge, so I wasn't. >> Okay. >> Well, you're going You're going 79 on a 45. >> Well, yeah. I mean, if you're driving 79 in a 45, why would you expect to get pulled over? >> I That's what my laser clocked you at. >> I couldn't have because >> could have. >> No, because I carry my son's seizure medication, and I couldn't have. >> What does one of those things have to do with the other one, exactly? Well, I I couldn't possibly be speeding, officer. My left shoe's tied tighter than my right. That's how stupid you sound. >> There's no There's no >> What does that have to do with >> I couldn't have been going that fast. No. >> Where are you coming from? >> dad just texted me and was like, "Oh my god, I I legit think that he might be having a seizure right now." And like, "Okay, where is he right now?" >> Hey, stupid. Make up your mind. Are you making excuses of why you would be speeding, or are you denying that you're speeding? Because you're doing them both in a very hilarious way. >> And Sebastian, like literally, like if I was going that fast, it couldn't have been that fast, because like he we just called you guys like literally last week on Wednesday when he had a seizure. All right, >> ahead and turn your car off for me. >> Oh, maybe there's something wrong with my laser. I couldn't have clocked you that fast because you called us last week. >> I couldn't have been going that fast. >> Step out of the car for me. >> I couldn't have been going that fast. >> Please step out of the car for me. >> Well, I'm trying to find my I have so much receipts. I'm trying to find my license. Like I like there's no way possible. Because like I'm he's alert. I'm alert. Like there's no way that like we could have been like no. >> All right, go ahead and step out of the car for me. >> For what? >> Because I said so. Step out of the car for me. >> Because you said so? >> Step out of the car for me. Now. >> I'm not like >> You're not listening. Stupid. >> For what? >> Because I need to talk to you, okay? >> But you're talking >> I'm trying to I'm trying to understand what's what's happening, what you're talking about. >> under stress right now and like my baby daddy is telling me that like my son's not [ __ ] I like I just showed you the tags and >> [laughter] >> and I'm like I'm trying to go and like I'm I understand >> Listen to me. Listen to me. >> I don't need to listen. >> Listen. I get it. I get it. >> No, you don't get it because like I'm literally like >> Wait, are you able to call your baby daddy? Call him now for me so I can speak to him. >> I'm under a lot of stress. My mom told me to Did you hear her story? >> I'm under a lot of stress. I'm driving drunk. I'm driving really fast and I got caught. >> It's not adding up. >> Okay. >> My story's not adding up by about what? That was That was last week. Yes. >> When did you >> You told me that I was going 70. I was 70 down a bridge. How was I going 70 down a bridge? >> Well, sure, that's one of those little jelly bean cars and it probably struggled to do 70, but downhill over a bridge, yeah, you could do that. >> When you can only go a specific speed limit. >> Okay. >> Are you Can I Can I Can we talk to him? >> Paul. I go by ACIN, I have all my social security and my birth certificate. >> She didn't ask you for any of that stuff. She asked you to get out of the car. Stupid. >> All right, Tina. I'm going to have you step out of the car for me, okay? Let's try to figure this all out for you. >> How? Like >> Because I'm I'm trying to contact >> You told me >> Ma'am. Ma'am. Ma'am. >> Your discovery said >> Ma'am. Listen. >> Your discovery said >> Uh excuse me, officer. Who are you talking to? You're not even remotely looking in her direction. You're like looking towards the back seat or at your partner or some random spot out in space. Are you blind? Please tell me you're not blind. Cops shouldn't be blind. >> You need to step >> 70. >> Listen. >> Down the bridge. >> You're not listening. You need to step out of the vehicle. This officer is asking you to step out of the vehicle. >> She already mentioned that I was going 70. >> Step out. Step out of the vehicle. Okay. >> I want to speak to your [ __ ] No, I want to speak to your >> Did she signal one? >> I think so. >> Okay. Ma'am, this officer is asking you that you're required to comply with this officer's request, all right? And if you don't And if you don't, she could arrest you. >> She already stated that I was going 70. >> You're going 79 in a 45. >> There's no possible There is no possible like Are you >> There's no possible way, even though I'm drunk, I wouldn't notice that. >> Can you read? >> Ma'am, you need to hang up the phone and step out of the vehicle right now. Ma'am, you need to hang up the phone and step out of the vehicle right now. >> I want to speak to your Oh, okay. All right. >> I'm going to do this one way or the other. >> No, okay. No, get out of the I want to speak to your [ __ ] general manager. Are you >> The general manager. You got an awful lot of Karen in you. They don't have general managers. This is not Walmart. It's not 7-Eleven. You didn't get pulled over by cashier, stupid. >> Kidding me? Are you kidding me right now? >> Get out of the vehicle. >> No. Are you kidding me right now? This is on discovery. I have not I have complied with the >> get out? >> I have complied. WHY are you touching me? >> That's it. >> Why are you touching me? >> for 148. >> This is a lawsuit. This is a lawsuit. Why are you touching me? Why are you touching me? No, dude. Why are you touching me? You're touching me because of what? Because >> Because you're not getting out of the car. >> Because of what? You're touching me. This is on discovery. WHY ARE YOU TOUCHING ME? WHY ARE YOU TOUCHING ME? You're touching me because of what? >> ALL RIGHT. >> WHY ARE YOU TOUCHING ME? I have >> Because you're having trouble getting out of the car and it looks like you could use some assistance. >> I haven't done anything. Why are you touching me? >> Get out of the car. >> No, why are YOU TOUCHING ME? WHY ARE YOU TOUCHING ME? >> Get out OF THE CAR. >> HOLY TURN AROUND. >> STAND UP. >> TURN AROUND. SO, you just whacked my head against the [ __ ] concrete. >> And whose fault was that? >> Move your hands, dude. I can't wait to [ __ ] shoot you. What did you just say? You can't wait to shoot me? You said what? >> Oh, come on. She said she said she don't be dramatic. >> Dude. Move your hand. You just [ __ ] >> Bang your head. >> I can't wait to [ __ ] shoot you. Oh, I can't wait to see you. I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE YOU. I YOU WANT TO your knees get up? >> No, I'm not here. No, I want >> No. >> NO, STOP TOUCHING ME. STOP TOUCHING ME. STOP TOUCHING ME. I want to see your [ __ ] superior. I really really think you can really this is all on Discovery. >> You got >> No, it's on YouTube, but YouTube tends to get more views than Discovery nowadays. >> Really? Really? Really? On Discovery? I do because you guys are going to be out of a job and lose your [ __ ] and lose your [ __ ] job. >> It must really suck being a cop. I mean, there's no job security. Every time you arrest somebody, you're going to lose your job apparently. >> Both of you. >> Okay. >> Both of you now because my legs are [ __ ] [ __ ] up. You're going to like this is all on Discovery. I haven't done [ __ ] I haven't done [ __ ] [ __ ] I haven't done [ __ ] >> Where's you got >> I haven't done [ __ ] but I've done a lot of shots. >> I haven't done [ __ ] I haven't done [ __ ] Don't worry. It's all on Discovery. Your [ __ ] body cam. >> Beautiful door slam. 7 out of 10. >> So, what are you going to do now? Cuz I can't wait until I talk to my god damn lawyer, Tina. >> I'm talking to you. I'm going to ask you a question, okay? >> Cool. Do you want to give me a magic chance? Do you want a cookie? >> I would love a cookie, thank you. >> I'm not hungry. I really don't care. >> All right, well, you show signs you show >> I won't speak to you until I have my [ __ ] lawyer present, okay? >> All right, well, don't speak to me. You can listen to me >> talk to me until my lawyer is present. >> All right. Well, you you show signs of impairment. Would you be willing to do the standard field sobriety exercise? >> Don't speak to me until my lawyer is present. >> Okay, I'll take that as a no. I'll take that as a no. You will still be charged with a DUI, just to let you know. Okay. You're going to get a DUI. That's all I got to say to you. >> Well, the good news is they didn't have to call a tow for the car. They just picked it up and put it in her purse and logged it into her property at booking. That's all I got for her. Be sure and like, subscribe, leave a comment. 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