Oh my god. >> Welcome back, y'all. You asked for it, now you're getting it. You guys owe me big for this one. This shit's about to get wild. We got videos from Linds of Law, Police Insider, Body Cam Ninja. Links to all those are in the description. We got chases. We got banjos, of course. We got some bork borks and we got a hell of a lot of known gnomes. I bring to you for your viewing pleasure for missile Friday. Now, in this first one, cops are trying to serve a warrant on a murder suspect. And he runs. He almost gets away. Almost. Check it out. >> SHE HAS A GUN. GOT A RIFLE, A RIFLE, A RIFLE. HE'S GOT A RIFLE. HE'S GOT A RIFLE. DROP THE >> [screaming] >> WAS THAT THE GUN RIGHT THERE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE PARKING LOT, or was that just random trash? I don't know. I ain't backing it up. >> Stay there. STAY THERE. >> OH, LOOK. A SMART ONE. >> COME HERE. SIT RIGHT THERE. WAIT. >> I BET THE GUY ON THAT MCDONALD'S HEADSET is pissed right about now. Turn your sirens off, fellas. Come on. >> I'll see y'all later. >> HOLY, COME HERE. ALL RIGHT, I'M >> LIEUTENANT GOOD BOY READY FOR DUTY. >> COME UP WITH ME. HEY! WHERE'D HE GO? >> ALL RIGHT, I GOT HIM. >> LET'S GO. >> ALL RIGHT. >> HOG HIM. HOG HIM. HOG HIM. >> HEY! >> HOG HIM. >> ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT. >> JUST THINK, IF HE HADN'T had that canine, he probably could have laid in that bush for hours before they found him. >> Okay. Okay. >> Give me your hands. >> Okay. PUT YOUR >> PUT YOUR HANDS BEHIND YOUR BACK. >> WAIT, THE DOG. >> GET OFF MY DOG. >> GET THE HELL OFF MY GOLDEN >> GET OFF >> ALL RIGHT. >> Dude's britches came all the way off on that one. He's lucky that's a well-trained cop dog and not a Louisiana leg hound. >> Put your hands behind your back. >> Ow! >> Put your hands BEHIND YOUR BACK. >> HOLD ON. >> GET THE DOG. >> Stand by. Stand by. >> Get the dog. Get the dog. GET THE DOG. >> [screaming] >> OW! OW! OW! >> HEY, GIVE ME THE AIR. WAIT. WAIT. >> OH, COME ON, DAD. That was my chew toy. >> Down. All right, so he ran from the McDonald's southbound through the Target parking lot, the lower level garage, out there south, continued south, crossed Bumpy's Lakes, and that's where we got him. Shut up. >> I'm older, man. >> Oh, wait. If you do stupid you get dog bit, bro. That's what happens. >> That's the same [ __ ] my grandma told me on her deathbed. You do stupid [ __ ] you get dog bit. >> [laughter] >> Yeah, this next one um cops spot a stolen vehicle and they're trying TO STOP IT. YEAH, IT'S A CHASE ON SDC. You know you're getting banjos. He's doing a hell of a job driving that little shitbox. We got a police chase down a narrow dirt road with trees on either side. You throw in some hills and some hollers. That reminds me of my hometown. >> [music] >> Swing and a miss. You'll get him next time. Maybe. This dude's a beast behind the wheel. I'm loving this. What fence? >> [music] >> He sure acts like he knows where he's going. Get out of the way, hell's. Come on. We're in a chase here. Well, that one got him. He thinks he's going to get away on foot. That ain't happening. I'm betting when he got out of bed this morning, getting teeth marks in his bee hole was probably the last thing on his mind. Or could have been the first. You know, you never know. Teach their own. >> [screaming] [screaming] >> WELL, GET YOUR FINGER AWAY FROM YOUR TAINT, HE WON'T HAVE YOUR finger no more. I LIKE THAT OLD MAN. YOU'RE YOU'RE GOOD BOY. Hello gentlemen. This man this young man here got bit by a canine. And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it weren't for you meddling cops and that damn dog. So, this next fellow, um, I'm thinking he's a stalker that they tracked down at the person's door. He shouldn't have been there. He's going to wish he wasn't. >> This is about the time I'd lay down and cuff myself. It's not going to be a send-off, but if you resist, IT'LL BE A BITE. YOU'RE GOING TO GET BIT IF YOU RESIST. GIVE ME A LEG. GIVE ME YOUR LEGS. GIVE me a leg. GIVE ME THE LEG. OH, HELL NO. YOU did not just kick that dog. Keep him down. [laughter] Oh, man. These are my school shoes. Good boy. Good boy. Good boy. 96, you can also STOP FIGHTING MY DOG. IS HE CUFFED? GOOD BOY. DANO, OUT. HEEL. GOOD BOY. GOOD BOY. HE take his shoe with him. I hope he took his shoe with him. Souvenir. How do you say it's probably a good idea to re-evaluate your life choices in Spanish? I don't know. I don't speak Spanish. >> RAISE YOUR HANDS. RAISE YOUR HANDS. RAISE YOUR HANDS. HEY. GET ON THE GROUND. GET ON THE GROUND. >> CHOPPER, SICK BALLS. >> PUT YOUR HANDS BEHIND YOUR BACK. Put your hands BEHIND YOUR BACK. GET HIM OFF MY DOG. GET YOUR FOOT, PLEASE. I GOT I GOT A LEFT BALL. HANG ON. PUT YOUR HANDS BEHIND YOUR BACK. >> I'M TRYING TO GET HIM OFF MY BALLS. >> SCOOT HIM OUT. SCOOT him out. We're hitting our head on the door. >> All right. >> GET HIM OFF. GET HIM OFF MY BALLS, PLEASE. AND THEY'RE NAKED. PUT YOUR HANDS BEHIND YOUR BACK. You're going to get bit again. >> I got him on my leg. I'm drunk. >> Put your hands behind your back. >> I'm drunk. >> Obviously. >> Put your hands behind your back. Give me your hands. >> HE'S GOT MY DOG AGAIN. >> ALL RIGHT, SIT UP. NOW, YOUR DRUNK ASS WANT TO drive like I can drive just fine. Just sit up. You ain't going to lay down? >> I don't know. I'm scared of y'all [ __ ] Y'all make me work for Joe Biden. >> Well, no. We don't work for Joe Biden. >> I think y'all do. I ain't never had my [ __ ] balls I mean, I've had some blows, but I've never had a [ __ ] dog bite my [ __ ] balls off. >> Well, now you have. >> off like that. >> Oh my god, dude. Yeah. I would dude >> That's why I was in the the speaker telling you to stop. Give up. >> Why did you keep doing circles and trying to shoot me down, though? Cuz I knew you were on my [ __ ] ass and I was drunk, sir. >> All right. You ran from the police at a donut shop? >> Yeah, I'm drunk. I didn't think it all the way through. What you going to do? >> Well, that ain't very That ain't wise. >> My balls are hanging and my balls hurt. That [ __ ] tore them off. I don't even think they're attached. >> Good job, boy. >> Good job, good boy. >> Hey. we go with another stolen car. >> HEY, HANDS UP. HANDS UP. OUT OF THE CAR. HANDS UP. OUT OF THE CAR. HANDS UP. LISTEN. HANDS UP AND STEP OUT OF THE CAR. LISTEN. LISTEN TO ME. PUT YOUR HANDS UP and step out of THE VEHICLE. POLICE K9. STOP NOW OR YOU WILL BE BIT. POLICE K9. PUT YOUR HANDS UP NOW OR YOU WILL BE BIT. HANDS UP NOW OR YOU WILL BE BIT. HANDS UP NOW OR YOU WILL BE BIT. >> WHAT DO YOU THINK HE'S KIDDING? He's not. >> Go forward. GET ON THE GROUND NOW. GET ON THE GROUND NOW. GET ON THE GROUND NOW OR I'LL LET BITE MY DOG. GET OFF MY DOG. GET HIM OFF MY ARM. They're resisting, okay? Watch out. Good boy. Watch out guys. Hey, watch out. Please back UP FOR ME. I'M GOING TO ROLL OVER. I'M GOING TO SLIDE IT. ROLL OVER. CAN YOU BACK UP FOR ME? Can you back up? He's got blood on his hands. Yeah, he's got gloves. No, but I'm going to roll over. Gloves. Hey, we need gloves. Good. >> So, this last dumb ass thinks he's going to steal a cash register from a grocery store. It works out about as well as you'd think. >> How do we get him through here? All right, HERE'S THE OPENING. RIGHT HERE? RIGHT HERE? THIS IS HORRIBLE. >> YEAH. >> MAN, HE'S MAKING HIS WAY BACK THAT WAY. SHERIFF'S OFFICE K9. MAKE YOURSELF KNOWN. >> COME AND GET ME. You ain't got THE BALLS. >> SURRENDER NOW. IS HE SURRENDERING? >> NO. >> RAIN. LET ME SEE YOUR HANDS. LET ME SEE YOUR HANDS. LET ME SEE YOUR HANDS. WE'RE GOING IN. >> [screaming] >> LOOSE. LOOSE. I'M MOVING. PUT YOUR HANDS DON'T MOVE. DON'T MOVE. DON'T MOVE. OFF. >> YOU'RE MY WHOLE LIFE. I JUST WISH THERE WAS ENOUGH OF THESE videos floating around to make this a weekly thing, but there's not. I just I've tried. I just can't find them. We'll throw it in every now and then when we can, though. Be sure and like and subscribe. We're on our way to 100,000 subs, and you guys can definitely make that happen. That's all I got for them. We'll see you on the next one. >> Who's that reaching, searching [music] through my car? Chain dog criminal, >> [music] >> get far. WHO'S THAT CHASER POINTED >> [music] >> AT TONIGHT? ANOTHER SDC GOING TO GET THE AIR TIGHT.