I'LL JUMP ON MY DAMN RIGHT FOOT, NOT MY LEFT ONE. That's the bad one. I'm going to lose a thumb and you're going to end up paying for it. Welcome back, y'all. I've done a few hundred of these videos and this one's not the most exciting arrest, but it may very well be the most entertaining. It's from a channel called Broken Society. I haven't done a deep dive into them yet, but it seems like they got some pretty good content. So, I'll link them in the description and check this out. In the late hours of August 8th, 2023, while conducting routine traffic control, a deputy nearly hit a cyclist pulling a trailer without a rear light. Reacting quickly, the deputy initiated a traffic stop. What's going on, man? You got no rear lights. Hello? I didn't make this. The China made it. Okay. I would buy American. I have a Harley in my living room and a TRUCK IN MY YARD. THAT'S COOL. I'd keep him in my driveway, but you know, the living room in the yard, that's fine, too. BUT WHO LIGHTS? ROB MY LICENSE. THEY HAD THE LICENSE. THEY HAD NO EVIDENCE. HUH? YES. any time? GET IT RIGHT, MY FRIEND. RELAX. What are you What are you What is this WHY IS THIS I AM ROLLING THE ROAD, BOTHERING NO ONE. WHY ARE YOU BOTHERING ME? OKAY. RELAX. Why are you talking to me like Why are you bothering me? Cuz you got no lights and I almost hit you. He about bothered you all over the pavement. Well, then you better LEARN HOW TO DRIVE PROPERLY, SHOULDN'T YOU? All right. Do me a favor, step off the bike. NO, I WON'T. OKAY. BECAUSE I KNOW WHAT HAPPENS AFTER THAT. IT'S YOUR LICENSE. YOU CAN ROB SOMEBODY OF THEIR SOUL AND THEIR money and gain money. JAIL CELLS FOR DOLLARS. WHAT? GET A REAL LIFE. OKAY. I need you to step off the bicycle, please. I'm going to ask you again. you do. I don't I I don't I am bothering no one sitting right here AND NEITHER ARE YOU. OKAY. What what what I need you to do is step off the bicycle for me, okay? I don't have a kickstand. Okay. Because it's a Chinese piece of [ __ ] So the bikes in China just levitate or something? How do they get off of them? Okay. They can't even make a kickstand properly. I need a tree to lean upon or I got to lean it against your cruiser. You got to work with me if if you want me to work with you. We got to Okay. I'm sure that seems reasonable. I'M A PROPER MAN AND I'VE BEEN ROBBED OF EVERYTHING. EIGHT YEARS AGO I HAD A STROKE AND I'VE BEEN ROBBED OF EVERY [ __ ] thing I've earned in this world. This is democracy manifest. And I am not a happy man. Okay. So that's where I stand. Yeah, I'm going to see if that post is sturdy enough to lean my bike on, okay? I don't want to I don't want to freak you out. Okay. Oh, come on, you. Come on. Oh, yeah, that's perfect. I'm going to get my can. Don't don't Don't get spooked and do stupid things like other [ __ ] have in my life. Okay. And feed on me because they have a bad Okay. All right. I won't stand for it again. Is it me or does this seem like the kind of guy that would send you on a side quest? Okay. Well Well That's I've been through hell in life, my friend. I'm sorry if I sound loud. Okay. Well Clearly right now you're you're you're not being cooperative and you're under the influence of alcohol riding a bicycle with no light on the back and I almost hit you. I AM UNDER THE INFLUENCE OF [ __ ] of this world. So how much have you had to drink? Not enough. Not enough. So So you wouldn't have any problem doing any field sobriety test? Hell no. Hell I'll show you how to No, I got it. I got a bad knee though. Well, you got to understand that. I understand. No, my my ACL is gone. Okay. It's been missing since '91. Okay. So Well So So what I'm going to have to do is I'm going to have to stand right there for me, okay? Stay right there for me, okay? Yes, sir. I don't mean to cause trouble. Okay. 59 Got him somewhat cooperative. You can clear the station for the time being. Keep one coming soon. The one thing I have to warn you Listen. I I don't need you I've had seizures before. You did Look at that after seizure. Yeah. I Here, I'll Can you Can you kill your front lights, please? I'll set them I'll set them solid, which will make it better. Oh, thank you. My pleasure, sir. You're a good man. I try to be a good man. All right. So What's your name? I'm Corporal I'm Corporal Zezuski with the Marion County Sheriff's So, you you sound like a good man. I'll try and be certain. So, let's start back all over on the traffic stop, okay? Like nothing ever happened, okay? Let's back up. So, the reason why I stopped you today, sir, is as I was driving, you were riding your bicycle with no tail lights and I almost hit you. I didn't build it. China built it. Well, you can't argue with that kind of logic. Yeah, let China build them. May I I understand, but Walmart sells brake lights and I mean, I'm sorry, tail lights and they're required in the state of Florida to ride a bicycle. A headlight, which you have, and then a rear light. There are. I have worked for the richest of the rich, the best of the best, doing the most beautiful of beautiful, for the beautiful, and I'm going to get hassled for a tail light in America? I'm trying TO I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA, LAND OF THE FREE, not land of let's see who can rip somebody off and give them a ticket. All right. When my time comes, somebody track this guy down and let him give the eulogy. Listen, listen, the reason Fine. So, I have done just fine So, here's the deal. Let's let's start FOR 62 YEARS. What's your name, sir? Steven Thomas Petrarca, the original. Stop yelling. No. I am ANGERED THAT I'M STOPPED AND HASSLED. OKAY. The reason why you're being stopped and hassled is you were breaking the law. I wasn't breaking no laws. I'm headed home. Are you going to Are you going to conduct field sobriety exercises with me or not? It's It's either yes or no. I'VE ALREADY DONE THEM. NO, you haven't. So, You mean that wasn't the test? Are you going to conduct field sobriety exercises with me or not? I have no trouble with that. Okay, fantastic. Yeah. Okay, I know you said you have a bad I can bounce on my good leg, but that's the bad one. That one don't work. I know you said you have a bad ACL. No, it's gone. It's not even there anymore. Okay. So, so I'm going to ask you to do some basic ex- My first wife took it in the divorce. Guys, is this okay? Are you able to stand without your cane or not? Cuz you were walking without it before. I I'm not going to ask you No. Hey, let me tell you a story of last month, the beginning of the month, I GOT HIT BY A CAR. THE POLICE DID NOTHING FOR ME. I'M TRYING TO I GOT RUN OVER. ALL RIGHT. AND I'M STILL FIGHTING TO TRY TO GET A CHECK. WELL, maybe if you had some tail lights. THEY DAMAGED MY HEAD, BOUNCED ME OFF HER CAR, BOUNCED ME TO THE GROUND. OKAY. ARE YOU OF COURSE, I'm angry. OKAY. BECAUSE THIS WORLD HAS MADE ME ANGRY. OKAY. BECAUSE THEY JUST [ __ ] ALL OVER ME. WHAT DO THEY THINK I AM, A SEWER? OKAY. STEVE, I need you to stay calm. I've been super calm with you. You just said a minute ago you seem like a GOOD GUY. NO, I AM NOT A HAPPY MAN. THIS WORLD HAS BEATEN THE [ __ ] OUT OF ME. OKAY. AND I AM MAD. AND AND AND I HAVE A REASON TO BE. OKAY. What What I What I need you to I can't decide if his accent's real or not. Kind of hoping it's not, because that just makes it funnier. Guys, are you going to conduct FIELD SOBRIETY EXERCISES? I'LL JUMP ON MY DAMN RIGHT FOOT, NOT MY LEFT ONE. That's the bad one. Fantastic. Can you do me a favor and put your feet together for me? Now, I'm going to demonstrate, okay? What do What do you mean? What I want you to do is put your feet together like I'm doing. Just like that. Ah. What I want you to do is like can you put your cigarette down for me and and put your arms down by your side. I know you you have to you said you do need the cane or not? Just stand straight up. No, I do especially after after I got HIT BY A CAR. OKAY, FANTASTIC. Dual freaking concussion OFF THE CAR OFF THE CONCRETE. I need you TO FOCUS. MY MIND IS A MESS. I believe him. That the OFFICER A LESSER MAN WOULDN'T GAVE UP HERE. IT'S OKAY. I'M A MAN OF CONVICTION AND truth and goodwill. What Steve, what I want you And I would never harm an officer. Okay. Steve, what I want you to do is can you take your glasses off for me put them on top of your head for me, please? I I can't see well without them. That's fine. I'm just going to ask you to follow the tip of my pen. It's not I'm going to keep it close to you. It's not No, let me take this off. I'm steaming under here. You're fine. If you want to set it down, that's fine. You can put your glasses right here and then they won't fall off and then it's okay. I I'm sorry, but I am frustrated, sir. I don't want This world is smaller than mine. said you got hit by a car. That's what I'm trying to That's what I'm trying to prevent. That's the reason why I stopped you. Cuz I almost hit you. So So what I want you I even slowed down in the broad run of the damn stop sign run me over and the police do nothing. Well, I didn't pull you over for speeding. Steve, so what I AND I'M ANGRY. STEVE BECAUSE THE POLICE DID NOTHING. OKAY, STEVE. I THOUGHT THE POLICE WAS SUPPOSED TO UPHOLD THE LAW, NOT I'm trying hide it but the old lady is THAT CAN'T EVEN DRIVE PROPERLY. STEVE, STEVE, CALM down for me. I'm trying to help you and I'm trying to conduct FIELD SOBRIETY. YOU ARE TRYING TO BUST ME. OKAY. IF I KNOW YOUR GAME. OKAY. IF YOU'RE NOT GOING TO COOPERATE, then I'm going to use all I can do is use what I've seen thus far, my training and experience, the smell of alcohol, and we'll go from there. So Well, I got a cane in my hand, and I'll take you off head-on. Because I'm going to FEND FOR MYSELF. SO YOU ALL get on your way. Okay, Mr. Steve. Get on your way. Steve. We're going to drop the cane. NO. STEVE. NO. STEVE, LET GO OF THE CANE. OH, YOU ARE NOT MEN of peace. Steve, stop. men of evil. I got it. I got it. You are all going to hell. Okay. Take your time now. Steve, stop. Ow. What the Steve, stop resisting, Steve. Okay. I'm not resisting. Okay. YOU KEEP BEING AN [ __ ] LET GO OF THE CANE, STEVE. Let go of the cane. Steve, let go of the cane. Let go of the cane. Let go of the cane. You You are all going to hell. Thank you. Steve, let go. Stop resisting. Unclench your fist so I can get it where it doesn't tighten up, please. He's trying to help you, Steve. Steve, I'm trying to help you. You ain't helping I can't help but I like this guy. You're being a [ __ ] Okay. I'm sorry you feel that way. GIVE ME MY PHONE. NOW. STEVE. I am an American citizen. Get the [ __ ] off my back. Not right now, Steve. Give me my phone. Not right now. Not right now. No, sir. You. Okay. I am an AMERICAN CITIZEN. ALL RIGHT. We're going to stand you up. Get the [ __ ] off my back. I'm going to sue the living [ __ ] out of all of you. We're going to We're going to stand you up. We're going to secure We're going to secure. Okay. Are you going to be Are you going to be cooperative with us? Let him pat him down real quick. You hey. Stevie, are you serious right now? You want to [ __ ] with me? I'll [ __ ] with you back. Does anybody got a spit mask? No. I don't know. STOP. I'LL DRIVE YOU, STEVE, DO WE HAVE TO HOBBLE YOU? Do I have to hobble you? He's already hobbled. He doesn't have an ACL. Hey, are you going to try and kick us again? Are you going to try and be cool? hobble you? Or are you going to get them and things off of me? You have and stupidly GRAB THE CUFFS, YOU SIT UP ON YOUR BUTT. SIT UP ON DO WE help you? You kick ass little bastard. Okay. YOU KICK ASS little bastard. Get this [ __ ] hardware off of me. Okay. Okay. YOU HAVE NO REASON TO BOTHER ME. NONE. OKAY. YOU DON'T HAVE A [ __ ] OUNCE OF EVIDENCE ANYWHERE. But you [ __ ] WITH MY GLASSES, YOU [ __ ] WITH MY WORLD, YOU [ __ ] with my life, AND YOU HAVE NO REASON TO. SEE, WE YOU'RE ALL GOING TO HELL. EVERY DAMN one of you. You're [ __ ] so full of yourselves, you can't even see daylight. That doesn't even make any sense. Sobriety? Nothing. He He He wouldn't even give me the damn test, but he throws me to the ground. That's abuse. YOU'RE ALL GOING TO JAIL, MOTHER BECAUSE YOU'RE ALL INVOLVED in it. I WILL HAVE MY LAWYER put you in a jail cell where you belong. I LOST MY ARMS. I CAN'T EVEN SWEEP THE SWEAT off my forehead. Now whose fault is that? NO, ALL of it. I need a towel. Well, what the You got me in cuffs, BUT YOU DON'T BRING A TOWEL? WHAT THE [ __ ] WRONG with you? Relax, Steve. I've never seen a cop bring a towel to an arrest. They always have handcuffs. That's kind of standard. But a towel? What's wrong with you, people? You people are [ __ ] nuts. Relax. You people are [ __ ] nuts. Oh, better than thou, [ __ ] You're going to pay in hell. The devil himself is going to eat your [ __ ] soul. You piece of [ __ ] Let me get the [ __ ] up from overheating. I'm going to have a [ __ ] stroke or something. sit you up and you're going to be okay? I'M NOT OKAY. YOU [ __ ] MADE IT UN-OKAY. WE'RE GOING TO sit you up and I need you to calm down, OKAY? I NEED YOU ALL TO GET THESE [ __ ] PIECES OF [ __ ] OFF MY hands and get the [ __ ] off my back. Watch your back, buddy. All right, we're going to sit you up. All right, go ahead, sit up. you to calm down. Sit up, Steve. Let's go. Sit up, Steve. Come on, Steve. Sit up. Sit up. Sit up. Come on. There you go. We'll sit you up. There you go. There you go. What the There you go. Relax. This isn't helping at all. This bad situation No. Kill you. Kill you. Steve. Go [ __ ] somebody else. I'm going to take your ass down. I'm going to take your ass down. I think he actually believes it. OH, YOU HAVE FUN WITH 60-YEAR-OLD MAN. You [ __ ] girly man. OW. GET THE [ __ ] OFF MY HEAD. OW. OW. OW. OW. OW. MOTHER [ __ ] YOU BETTER CALL AN ambulance straight One's coming. Right now. ALL OF MY GOD, ALL OF MY hands gone numb. Oh my gosh. All my hand is turning numb. What did you do to me, you animals? You people are going straight to hell. YOU MOTHER JOHN IS GOING TO SUE YOU ALL IN HELL. I'M GOING TO SUE THE living [ __ ] out OF ALL OF YOU. MY LAWYER is going to have the bestest of times beating on an old man like this. How are they keeping a straight face? Kudos to these officers for being professional. I'd have been laughing my ass off a long time ago. WITH NO EVIDENCE WHATSOEVER. YOU get off my back. I'm going to punch you right in the head. I don't know who the [ __ ] you think you are, but you better watch your You better watch yourself because what comes around goes around. I'm going to punch you right in the head. Now take these handcuffs off of me. Medics are here to check you out, okay? YEAH, FOR ALL THE DAMAGES YOU DID, YOU [ __ ] PIECES OF [ __ ] THESE [ __ ] ATTACKED ME AND DESTROYED ME. I WANT THEM ARRESTED. WELL, I NEED YOU TO CALM DOWN, BUDDY. What's going on? THEY'RE A BUNCH OF KIDS THAT DON'T KNOW THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN DAYLIGHT AND SUNLIGHT. HUH? OKAY. SO, how did we get to this position? What what's Because of a kid back in the town. Cop. All right. I'M A 62-YEAR-OLD man and I have no reason. They have no reason. Whatsoever. All right. Well, I'm sure that they do. NO, THEY DON'T. SO, GET IT RIGHT. OR NOT AT ALL. GET OFF MY BACK. I'm going to [ __ ] bust your balls in a second. Yeah, just tell them to have him check to make sure he's good. He said he wanted a medic. He was saying something about his knee. Yeah. What am I going to do for him, though? Obviously, he's intoxicated. YEAH, AFTER THE DAMAGE YOU [ __ ] DID. What do you want me to do for you, buddy? All I can do is just check YOUR VITALS. I WANT THESE POLICE IN A JAIL CELL. WELL, that I don't think that's going to happen. I think It is going to happen when my lawyer gets you. Yeah, but the EMTs aren't going to arrest him. Stupid. So, these guys are not? Yes or no? After the damage YOU DID TO ME, YOU [ __ ] PUT A LEASH ON MY DAMN LEG, MY HEAD, my [ __ ] shoulder. Yes or no? You lied. You can't even treat a person with respect. We're going to have to try to get all this stuff off of him. Um a lot of this stuff I can't get off. No, if you take them off, I'll be calm. Don't worry. Don't worry. All right. Listen. Steve, we're going to stand you up. I have another seizure. Oh, my god. All right. We're going to get you in the AC. Oh, it's out. This is Hey. Oh, my wrist. Oh. Oh, wow. Nice and take nice small steps, Steve. Oh, dang it. All right. If I If I loosen those up, are you going to give any problems? No. Okay. No, my knee is sore and my wrist is sore. I'm totally numb. Cut those off, sir. Cut it. Come on. Let's go. Let's go to the car, Steve. We'll get you in there, Steve. Come on. Come on. No, easy. Easy. You need to loosen this one up. My thumb is numb. Okay, I'll fix it. We'll fix it once you get to the car. No, I I could lose my I already lost one thumb. I don't I got to We just got to get to the car. Oh, easy. Did he just say he lost a thumb? Easy. Oh, damn You know, my God, you're all big. God, I mean, you're all going to have a hell of a lawsuit Why don't you step here, Steve? Step. Like you give a damn. You slammed me to the ground. Play like you give a damn. Yeah, this cuff's a little tight. Look up here. Can you grab this? Or We're going to We're going to We're going to loosen Loosen that one, my thumb is totally numb. IF I LOSE ANOTHER THUMB, I'M GOING TO SUE THE LIVING DAYLIGHTS NOW, you masturbate. No. My thumb I'm trying to loosen it. He has to He has to loosen it from there. All right. There we go. There you Thank you. Get my hand We'll get it off for you. We'll get it off. Don't leave my hand. We'll We'll get We'll get it off for you. I need my thumb. We're going to get all that for I got it. I got it. I got your thumb. And my hand We'll get it off. Yeah. Go ahead, step out. I need to be able to call You got somebody to clear Step out, you got to step out with your other other leg. Because I know the game wants to put you in a jail cell and It ain't forever. Now, I want my P to talk then, and I will have someone come straighten this out. Yeah. Have a seat for us, all right? Oh, damn it. That means I'm a mouse. You've all done a lot of damage. Why all that be like that? There's no need for that. None. All right, watch your foot. I'm going to shut this. You're good. On the way to the jail, the officer heard loud banging from the back of the patrol vehicle, prompting an immediate stop to investigate. Steve, you going to stay calm or we going to have to hobble you? I WANT A LAWYER, NOW! AS SOON AS WE GET UP to the jail, you'll have all the your opportunity. You're going to no jail. You're all going to jail. Yes, it's an illegal arrest. Where's your evidence? So, we're going to need to hobble this guy. I don't know if he's Yeah. So, I mean, if he tries to bite, do you have a spit mask, too? Um He's Look at that. He's causing damage to the door. Steve, stop. You don't want to open the door. I'm going to have 38s on my door. Hello, fellas. Got a lot of fighting in him. He's about to kick the door off the hinges. Jesus Christ, dude. Yeah. All right. So, I'm going to go in here. Uh if you want to help him that way. Steve, enough. Enough. Roll over on your side. Hey, the eight I I got it. Okay. I can't even feel my damn bones. Okay. Roll over on your side. The cuffs would probably be a hell of a lot more comfortable if you just sit up. I got stop I Is it I'M AN OLD MAN AND YOU DON'T GIVE A OKAY. OH, YOU'RE NOT coming out. YOU HAVE TO JAIL ME AND MY DOLLARS. YOU CAN'T FOOL US. YOU'RE NOT coming out. Out. Oh. Okay. damn it. Oh, easy easy easy easy easy easy oh ow easy It's over, man. easy my friend. OH, I GOT A BAD BACK AND BAD leg and MY GOSH OW DAMN IT. WHAT ARE YOU PEOPLE DOING? MELLOW STOP. OH, what are you doing? Well, they were giving you a ride to the jail until you decided to act like a fool. What we what I we tried not to do earlier we tried to give you a chance. You ain't give me no chance. YOU COULD HAVE LEFT ME BY WHERE I WAS. YOU'RE A BUNCH OF girly men. Damn it. I'm going to lose a thumb and you're going to end up paying for it. Ow ow damn it no I've got to get up my my hands are numb. Did anybody pay for it when you lost that tooth? It's the cuffs. No, I've got to sit up. Please please help me up. Please my goodness I I'm not laying down and going to ow ow Please I've got to get off these cuffs. Ow ow ow my gosh ow my hands are numb. Down on this side and sit up No. No No this is not ow I can't I can't Lay right up. ow ow ow ow my goodness ow ow ow ow ow ow my goodness No ow We got to go. ow everything's Do you need me to slide back or Oh, you're going to be sued to the What do you need? We need to slide down here. You are going to be sued to the end of everything for this. It won't be the first time. Hey, you have no right no not of your asses. You with your hide behind your fancy and badges. YOU ARE NO BETTER THAN ANOTHER MAN. You have no reason to take a good dignitary. Rip him out of his world. What are you doing? What are we doing here? Oh, easy. No, no. No, oh, my hands are Oh, they're numb. No, easy. What are you doing? No, you can't do this, Wilson. It hurts. THAT'S CALLED ABUSE, WILSON. IT'S INDECENT. You're good. No, you people are accused of The suspect, later identified as Stephen Pachiorek, taken to jail with no further incident and was charged with a DUI, three counts of aggravated assault on a law enforcement officer, battery on a law enforcement officer, resisting with violence, felony criminal mischief, and resisting without violence. That's all I got for him. Like I said, not very exciting, but damn if it wasn't entertaining. Be sure and like, subscribe, leave a comment. We'll see you on the next one.