I need your name and badge number. >> It'll be on the report. >> No, I need it now. >> What's your badge number? >> I don't give a [ __ ] Call me. >> I call you. >> Oh my god. >> Welcome back, y'all. Today's video comes from a small channel called Monkey Cam Patrol. Link to their original videos in the description. As always, go over there, give them some likes, give them some subs, give them some views, watch all their stuff. Why is it the little fellas are always the loudest? This mountain of a man politely requests these officers name and badge numbers and then he pays his bar tab and goes on about his business. No way. It's not that at all. Check it out. [Music] >> Nothing kills Napoleon's ego worse than a bunch of ladies giggling at him. >> I can't pay the bill. What happens? See, we're young, man. For what? >> Take me to jail without paying a bill. >> It's called theft of services. >> For what reason? >> For theft of services, stupid. >> You They served you and now you're stealing. >> I give a card, right? >> They took my They They took my card, right? >> Why you asking me? Ask them, mother, >> dude. A token card from Chuck-E-Cheese is not going to pay your bar tab. It's not how it works. >> Hey, you know what, man? Out of my city. >> Okay. Hey. Hey. Hey, they want to press >> out of my safety. >> You guys are all >> Yeah, I have two cards. >> Do you still have his cards? >> I need your >> And they both decline. >> Yes. >> I need your I appreciate your >> I need your pay the bill. >> Tell me your pass. >> Tell me you're going to pay your tab. >> Not paying the bill. So pay the bill. >> And I try. Okay. Yeah. Turn the phone off and pay the bill. to the floor. Don't >> I can't. >> Excuse me. >> I am. >> Are you Are you going to pay the bill or you going to jail? >> I'm going to try to. I tried to. >> Do or do not. There is no try. >> How much your bastion for? >> You're going to ask you. >> I need your name and your bum. >> And the bartender needs some money and hungry kids need food. What are you going to do? >> And tell me I can't walk out right now. Give me that much. >> What's your badge number? >> Yeah. >> I need your name and badge number. >> It'll be on the report. >> No, I need it now. >> What's your badge number? It's my legal advice. >> Yeah. >> So, you going to fight me over? Oh, >> are you going to pay or are you going to >> I tried to pay. >> So, let's pay one more time. Let's try. >> You have my card. Run again. >> Let me go. >> No, you're detained. >> Don't you for >> not paying your tab, stupid. You already paid for the bill. >> I tried. Simple as that. >> But you didn't. It didn't go through. So you >> So it doesn't go through. What happens? >> I need your back. If >> it doesn't go through, you'll be arrested cuz they want you arrested. It's as simple as that. >> Which they do. >> Okay. Not payment. Correct. >> Yeah. But that's my wallet to I have multiple cards. >> We got >> multiple cards declined. >> What's your badge number? >> Yeah. >> Tell me your badge number. >> What you got going on that you can't pay? >> What the I got to tell you, Matt. I got a card. >> Well, you got to tell me cuz I'm at rest. I need your number and your badge number. >> It's kind of my business. >> Well, let me go. No, your number. >> Am I I need your number or not? >> So, what what do you guys record, bro? >> This is why I hate drunk. >> Yeah. Am I drunk, buddy? I come here all the time. >> It's kind of hard to convince somebody you're not drunk when you're trying to record them with your flashlight. >> So, >> you man. >> Yeah. Okay. >> I'm your regular and I You know what I say? I don't pay man. I come here. I look out for >> Let me ask you. Let me ask you. I need your badge number. >> How about this? >> When you're sober, >> I need your badge number and your name. >> Badge number. >> Settle down there. Elf on a shelf. Demanding names and badge numbers is not going to get you out of this. >> You want badged number. >> They did a client. >> Oh, two different cards. >> Okay. Hey, you owe 25 bucks. >> Can you pay or my card? >> They just ran both your cards. They got >> All right, turn around. Turn around. Turn around. Turn around. If I have 25 bucks. >> Do you have 25 bucks? Would you touch me then? >> I will touch you if I have to arrest you. So you have the money or no? >> So I get 25 bucks. >> Can I reach you in my pocket? >> Show me the money. >> Give me your batch number. >> Money. >> How about I reach my pocket? >> Turn around. Reach in my pocket. I got the money. >> We probably should have gave it to him. >> I got the money. Show me the money. I reach my pocket. >> Are you going to keep talking? Show me the money then cuz you're going to jail otherwise. Show me the money. >> $25. >> Show it. >> If I have 20 mying. >> Show me the money. If I don't show you with your badge or your arrest me to be jail >> I will shoot the you go. >> Are you paying or not? >> Yeah, I will pay >> 25 bucks. >> Yeah. >> And then and then you're going to be trespassing here. You're not allowed back. >> Okay. >> $25. >> Pull the money out. >> And you're not you're not getting arrested right now. >> But you are also you are also >> for $25. >> So I'm getting arrested >> because I cannot pay. All right. >> Shouldn't have ordered [ __ ] you can't pay for. How's that their fault? >> Turn off. Turn off. [ __ ] ridiculous. I I pocket my pocket. >> Well, you wouldn't give it to us. >> Why would I give it? I give it to them. >> I appreciate it. Watch your hand. >> No, you won't. You had every opportunity to do that. >> I want your >> I want your names and badges. >> It'll be on the court. >> No, I want it now. >> It'll be on the court. Hey, grab my car. Grab my car behind me. >> Grab my car. >> Grab my car and I want to play some ski ball later. >> Hey, are your body cams on? I want to see them. I want to see guys. I'm going to [ __ ] coordinate. >> Dude, you guys are huge. He's a little fella. Just pick him up by the arms. Lay his little feet kick. >> Short little man. Tell you what, man. >> Yeah. You I don't give a [ __ ] Call me a [ __ ] >> I call you free speech. >> Racist and you're pro. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You >> I got 25 bucks. Where's my Where's my phone? >> Where's my blanket? Where's my binky? I need a diaper. >> 95. >> Do we have anything else in his wallet? >> It's in his back pocket. >> Turn over. Need your wallet. No, you don't. I do. I need your ID. >> I might give me >> Okay. I got 12 bucks in my I can pay for it. >> Oh, I do my money, man. No, no. Don't take my Don't take my money and not show my goddamn over $25. I got the cash in my pocket. You want me add the fine? You want me to add? So, we'll give him the benefit of the doubt. He's got the money. He chooses jail instead of paying. This guy's really not bright. Can I >> just pay the fine? Hey, listen. Listen. >> You want me to add You >> asked me to pay. You said you were inside the restaurant. Shut up. Shut up. In the restaurant, you said you're going to shoot me and then just now you then you said you're going to [ __ ] us up. Do you want me to add a charge? Do you? >> I want you to add a charge. Watch this little fella blow a gasket. >> Stop talking. I paid $25 and okay, >> officer. I don't think that's an approved car seat for his height and weight. I'm just saying. >> You Hey, man. What's your name? Uh, what's your badge number? >> Oh, I'm going to get you [ __ ] You can't tell me, brother. >> Oh, he could tell you. He just doesn't want to. This is much more fun. >> Call me a [ __ ] Uh, so I get free of speech. >> You >> Yeah, you're racist. Stick to it, brother. >> Yeah. Yeah. I'm brown, racist. >> It's always a good idea to call a black cop the N word. They love that. This guy's really stupid. >> Yep. >> I need to use your badge number. >> I'm in the camera, right? I'm demanding your badge number and your name, sir. >> Well, if you're going to demand it, I suppose he has to give it to you now. Sir, what's your name? What do you need? >> I need your name. >> This shit's recorded. Why youing scared, bro? It's all going to court. What is your name, officer? Yeah. You going to worry about it, bro? You mess with the law. I got court tomorrow for this. I'm going to you up, man. >> Tell him he works for you. That always works. >> You work for me, mother. What's your badge number? What's your name? You won't give it to me. I'm assuming this shit's not recorded then. Could be fake. It's your badge number, >> bro. I'm the wrong mother. Okay, bro. Oh, I demand it. >> So, what's your badge number? What's your badge number? What's your badge number? This is recording. What's your badge number? What's your badge number? >> I don't think he's going to tell you. >> Say it again, F. You stupid. Oh, you're smiling, right? You got no power. I'm going to rape you in court. >> I am. I got court tomorrow. >> Yeah, you do. >> You should save me 80 [ __ ] dollars on Uber. Oh, yeah. I do. >> Another drunk literally >> Oh, yeah. >> Yeah. Your wife. How's that? >> Okay. >> Your sister. >> Interesting. >> How's that? >> My sister. >> Yep. Hope you ever said I hope you do, man. She's like 13. Not what you going to say, bro. >> What did you say? >> Nothing, bro. I say nothing, right? Can't hear me. What's your badge number? What's your badge number? >> Oh, he can hear you. It's just a lot more fun to ignore you. >> What's your name? What's your last name? >> Officer. >> Oh, it's on the report, right? I'm going to get it, right? You have no idea who theuck I am, bro. >> You have no idea who he is either. You don't got his name and badge number. >> Gave me a 9h hour Uber trip for tomorrow, man. What's your badge number, man? I demand your badge number. What is your name, sir? Officer of the law. And you, man. It's on the paperwork, right? [ __ ] it's on the paperwork, right? I got you, bro. I got you, bro. What the [ __ ] you going to do, man? I got you, bro. Ain't my first time. >> Given your attitude, I can pretty much guarantee it's not going to be your last time either. >> Over $25? Off, bro. >> Yeah. Well, you're the broke one. You say over $25. You're the one. And I'm trying to pay. Yeah. Step out of the car. Yeah. [ __ ] man. I'm trying to go. >> This happened back in April and legend has it he's still demanding names and badge numbers. >> It's all I got for him. Like, subscribe, leave a comment. We'll see you on the next one.