Oh my god. >> Welcome back y'all. Today's video comes to us from Blueers. The links in the description as always. Cops get called to a reports of a intoxicated female wandering around in traffic. And I'm not going to lie to you. Young Shane would have been in love with this chick. Check it out. >> Hello. Hey, man. I kind of read through what what you were saying, so let me talk to her real quick. Hey, ma'am. Officer calling Ron Rock Police Department. How are you? >> I'm okay. >> You're [clears throat] okay? So, what's going on? >> What are you doing? >> I am coming to check on you. >> What do you mean by that? >> Well, apparently you're trashed and wandering around in the street. What's up with that, stupid? >> We got a call that you were walking on the roadway falling down. What's going on today? >> What do you mean? >> Where do you live? >> Who said that? >> Right here. Some random person said I was falling down. >> Yeah. >> Really? >> Mhm. >> Some random person. >> Okay. Well, I mean, you're slurring your words and you're swaying. >> So, that doesn't mean that I fell down. >> Sir, did some random Why are you coming at me, sir? I'd like to know. >> Where do you live? >> Close. >> Have you been drinking? >> Yeah, a little bit. prerogative. >> Was my prerogative to check your welfare? >> Hold on. >> Do you have ID? >> Whoa. You okay? >> Sorry. I don't appreciate that. >> Appreciate what >> you holding me. >> He was holding you up. >> You were about to fall over. >> Am I hurting somebody? Is there anything going on? >> No. Here, have a seat for me. >> Is there anything going on, sir? Yes. You're intoxicated and you're in public and you're falling down. >> No, sir. >> Do you have ID on you? >> I do, sir. >> Can I see it? >> What is this? The army? What's with all the sir [ __ ] >> Sir, I'm not doing anything. >> Can I have your ID? >> For what? >> Because you're committing a crime right now. Okay. >> No, I'm not. >> Yes, you are. >> I'm standing outside this vehicle. A vehicle that you are in, sir. >> Turn around for me. Turn around for me. You trying to look at my booty? >> I'm just right here, sir. >> Turn around. >> You have a >> Turn around, >> sir. Do you have your vehicle and your ID on you? >> Well, no, he doesn't have his vehicle on him. It's parked on the street. You just pointed at it. >> Me? You're clearly intoxicated. >> I asked you nicely, sir. Uh, my hair's everything. I have a Chewies right here. You have a chewies? >> Yeah. >> So, you're not going to give me your ID? >> What are you being crab? Excuse me, sir. >> Can I have your ID? >> Why do you need it, sir? >> Cuz I need to figure out where you live >> and then >> and then we'll go from there. >> Okay, sir. >> Okay. >> But at the fact of the matter is, uh, that's a Chewy bar. >> Good for you. He didn't ask you for your Chewy bar. He asked you for your ID. Give him that. >> That's good. >> I want to go poop. >> Okay. You think it's funny, but I like >> Well, sometimes you got to poo. >> Funny story. You know, it sucks with me, but I got to take [ __ ] Okay. >> Okay. >> So, like I got to do it now. >> Okay. >> And my friend's going to help me out. >> Your friend's going to help you take a [ __ ] How's that work? No. Actually, no. I don't I don't want to know how that works. >> Friend, who's your friend? Not someone that needs to be like, "Oh, so my friend needs to, >> sir. >> Okay. Can I have that ID?" >> Yeah. >> Okay. >> Yes, sir. Absolutingly, sir. >> Okay. >> And then what? And then what, sir? And then what, sir? >> And then what? >> When I give you the ID, what happens, sir? >> I'm going to look at it. >> Okay. And then what happens? >> And then I talk to you some more. >> Why? >> You don't have your ID. I do. >> Can I have it? >> Yeah, you do. You got it. And then >> and then >> No, sir. >> Turn around. >> Hey. No. No. You're hurting me, too. >> Turn around. >> Ow. Ow. Ow. >> Hey. >> I'm Hey, >> sir. >> Turn around. >> Ow. You're hurting me, sir. >> Turn around. >> I'm trying to get my ID, sir. I'm trying to get my ID. >> And you're failing quite spectacularly. >> Put your other hand behind YOUR BACK. ID, SIR. I'M TRYING TO GET MY ID, SIR. What is your name, sir? >> Officer Cohen. >> Officer Cohen. >> Yes. Pull over. Sit up. >> Uhuh. >> Absolute, sir. >> Where's Where's your ID? Right here? >> Yes. >> That's not your ID. That's a credit card. >> Okay. Find it. Y'all see this, sir? >> Thanks, brother. >> My hands are hurting. >> Okay. When my partner gets over here, we'll take a look. Okay, sir. >> All right. >> My hands are hurting. >> All right. I'll take a look. Okay. Six. >> Lean forward. >> Ow. Ow. Ow. You're mother. Ow. Mother. Ow. Mother. Can you hurry up? >> SURE. SURE CAN. [screaming] >> Lean forward. >> Ow. >> Hurry up. >> Stop. Ow. You're hurting me. >> Thank you for bringing my attention. It wasn't tight enough. >> It's hurt. >> Okay. Go. twisting your wrist is why it's hurting. >> Yeah, she's a smartass and we all know I appreciate smart asses, but she's not resisting. So, you know, it's going pretty smooth. >> So, you're under arrest for public intoxication. Okay. >> For what, sir? >> Public intoxication. >> For why? >> Public intoxication. >> Cuz you're drunk and in public. >> Stand up for me. She couldn't even get her off. >> Why, sir? What is this? A >> bag. >> Why, sir? >> Why, sir? >> Cuz you're drunk. >> In public, just cut it off >> or just uncover her and get the one. Whichever one you feel like. >> You don't need more than that, sir. >> Here. Lean forward. Lean. Lean forward. >> Somebody help. Look. Look. Look. Look. Somebody help me, sir. Look this, sir. Look, sir. Somebody just help me surf. Yes or no? >> All right, we're going over here to my car. Okay, >> take a step. >> Oh, why is my >> I'm going to get it as soon as you step out of it. >> Why is my stuff right here? >> I'm going to get it as soon as you step out of it. >> I heard you. >> I heard you the first time. >> Well, then why did you >> But then you yelled at me. >> Well, I thought you could hear the second time. >> I'm sorry. I thought you had it here. No, you asked me. Step out the second time. >> Step out. >> Who the >> step out? >> I heard you the first time. >> Well, you're not doing it. >> No, I didn't. Correct, sir. >> Okay. >> Do we need to lift you up? >> No, sir. >> Okay. Well, just step out. >> Take Take one. >> Why is my feet in this, sir? >> Well, your feet are in that because he just took it off of you. And you can solve that problem by stepping out of it. Stupid. >> I answer the question, sir. >> Okay. Yeah, LET'S JUST NOW THEY'RE OPENING. LOOK, SIR. LOOK, LOOK, LOOK, LOOK, LOOK. >> COME BACK and get it. >> Look, I didn't do anything. I didn't do anything. I didn't do anything. I'm still not doing anything. I still haven't done anything. >> Uh, let me let me I got to search her. Let me let me go. >> I haven't done anything. He needs to search me. He said I'm in Round Rock. >> Pine needle. >> Pine needle. >> Yes. Pine needle. Sir. >> Yes. I'm here. I'm over here at Pine Natal. HE'S TOUCHING ME ON INAPPROPRIATELY. >> You can't even say inappropriately. [laughter] >> He's inappropriately. E. He's touching me inappropriately. Nasty. MAYFIELD. >> OKAY, let's go. >> I'm getting here alone. >> Scoot in. >> Are you going to get me my stuff? >> I'm going to go back over and get you. >> I need my chewy bar. >> You're going to give me my stuff? >> Yeah. >> Okay. What a nice person. Give me my stuff, though, sir. >> Okay. I'm going to go get >> GIVE ME MY STUFF, THOUGH, SIR. >> He's going to go get it. Who's going to get my stuff? >> The other officer. >> Can I watch >> right there? >> Thank you, God. >> Right there. >> Let me watch. >> Let me make sure. Sir, >> you're looking the wrong direction. >> Let me walk. >> He's He's over there. >> No. Look. Look through there. >> I can't. Sir, >> you can't look through there. >> I can't see it, sir. >> You don't see the me? >> I cannot see that, sir. >> I'm so sorry. >> You're going to GIVE ME MY STUFF, SIR. >> You going to give my chewy bar, sir? Oh, she was fun. >> Yeah, I I spent time trying to talk to her before you got here, but didn't like she was doing that and I was like, "No, come here. >> I feel sorry for you." >> It's going to be a very loud drive. >> All right. Appreciate you. >> Always a good way to start the shift. >> I need to know. Yeah. What do you need to know? >> Uh, what the hell is going on? >> You're under arrest for uh PI. >> For PI? What is PI? >> Public intoxication. >> That's it. >> Yeah. >> How long? >> How long? I got to poop, sir. >> How long? What? >> How long is this? Uh, PI, sir? >> What do you mean how long is it? >> As in how long is a PI? Please allow me to know. >> You're going to be in jail overnight. So some [ __ ] is about to be in jail overnight. >> Yes. >> And I have to deal with this some some [ __ ] >> Where's my Where's the >> Here. Go ahead and step out. Okay. >> Are you talking about Who are you talking to? >> Nobody. Can you step out? >> Who are you talking to? >> Well, he's talking to you, isn't he? I'm >> not talking to anybody. Talking to you. Why? >> Cuz I'm asking you to step out cuz you got to get out of car. >> Why? >> Cuz you got to get out of the car. >> Who else? >> What do you mean who else? >> I need to know who the hell are you talking to? >> He's talking to everybody. Everybody needs to get out of his car right now. You're in the car. He's talking to you, too. >> Nobody. Step out. >> Since when? >> Hey, step out of the car. >> Since when? Why are you doing this? >> Because you were drunk in public. >> Are you doing this again? >> Doing what again? >> What are you doing, sir? I'm getting you out of the car. >> I'm getting out of the car. Sir, >> step out. >> Don't hurt me. Sir, >> step out. >> If you don't hurt me, sir, if you DON'T HURT ME, SIR, >> HEY, SIR. I'M TRYING TO ASK YOU NOT HURT ME, SIR. DON'T HURT ME. SIR, DON'T HURT ME. SIR, DON'T HURT ME, SIR. >> Go this way. >> Hey, >> come on. >> Stop. >> Come on. >> Stop. >> Come on. >> Stop. Stop. >> Stop. Stop. It's easier to get a toddler out of the candy aisle at the grocery store than it is to get her into the building. >> Hey, what? >> You going to sit? >> Yeah. >> My hands are hurting, sir. They're hurting, sir. >> Okay. >> My hands are hurting, sir. My hands are hurting, sir. >> You can 22. They They know. >> My hands are hurting, sir. Sir, my hands are hurting. What's up, >> sir? Ma'am. Ma'am, >> my hands are hurting. >> Okay, let me help you out. Come on. I can get the cuffs off you. Come on. Come on. Let me help you. >> Yes, ma'am. Okay. Out. Out. >> Yeah. Stand up. >> Just a PI, but she has been a pain. >> I asked you nicely. >> You know, she What's her name? I don't remember. I know she's on bonds for she's been the respondent and the >> Yeah. for >> family >> violence for real >> today. >> They say the babysitting is the hardest part about being a cop. I would believe it. It's all I got for her. Be sure and like, subscribe, leave a comment. I'll see you on the next one. >> Shane's dumb criminals caught in the act. 50,000 [music] volts. Yeah, that's a fact. Taser screams justice. Electric [singing] crack. Whose fault is that? Whose [music] fault is