I'm I promise I swear to God I'm good.
Okay.
 I worked at a club. I'm a a
stripper and a a bartender. I'm good.
I'm a little drunk. I'm not going to
lie. But I'm trying to take my sister
out.
 Okay.
 Cuz they said she was too
drunk.
 Okay.
 And she's 21 and I'm 29.
Um how much did you have to drink
tonight?
 A few drinks. I'm not going to
lie. A couple of drinks.
 Okay.
 I'm
drunk. I'm not going to lie. I'm a
little drunk.
 That's fine. That's what
we're going to just
 I'm not going to
leave my sister.
 I'm drunk. I'm not
going to lie. Okay, I'm drunk.
 Cool.
Just stay right there. Face me. I'm
going to ask.
 They took my sister out
the club. So, guess where I'm going?
Okay. Your sister's good.
 Oh, the club.
She's in the car. She's fine.
 Yeah, I
know.
 I'm telling you, I'm drunk. I'm
not going to lie. I'm drunk.
 Okay. So,
on a scale of 0 to 10, with zero being
sober and 10 being impaired, where would
you rate yourself?
 Five. I'm not going
to lie.
 Okay. Thank you. I appreciate
it. I appreciate your honesty.
 I'm on
five.
Can I drive home? Yes.
 Okay.
I'm drunk. I'm sorry. I'm drunk.
 Just
stand still like I told you. Get
together.
 I'm trying. I'm trying my
help.
 Appreciate it.
 I'm telling you
when I am. I'm drunk.
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