I got it. You're going to get tased. YOU'RE GOING TO GET TASED. YOU'RE GOING TO GET TASED. >> TASER. TASER. TASER. >> Oh my god. >> Welcome back, y'all. Today we got a special taser Tuesday twofer for you with one coming from Patrol Stories TV, one of my favorite body cam channels, and one coming from Tampa Bay Body Cam, which I just stumbled across. Small channel. They need to support. Links to both of those are in the descriptions. Go check them out if you haven't already. Now, picture, I don't know, let's say Forest Gump and Sling Blade had a baby and that baby got dropped on its head six times. The result would be the guy in this first video. Police are called out to investigate a domestic altercation, and this is what happens. Check it out. >> Hey, boss. What's going on, my man? >> What happened? Man, my wife having confrontation. Okay. Well, we got a call and it sounded like things were getting pretty wild. We're trying to figure out what's going on. >> Okay. >> So, we got to talk, my man. So, what's going on, my brother? What's going on, man? No, >> we don't. >> Yeah, we do. We do not talk. >> WE GOT A CALL, BROTHER. >> NO, you kind of do. You're on video hitting her. You can't do that. >> Okay. Well, y'all got a call. This will be between me and my wife. >> You got blood on you, my man. >> Okay. the claim and my wife. >> Well, that that's not true. We need we got to we got to figure out what's going on. We got to make sure you're okay and you're she's okay. >> Okay. We're okay. >> Okay. Well, talk to this officer over here for me. Okay. We got to make sure she's okay, too. Okay. >> Talk to nobody. >> You got to talk to us. We got to make sure she's okay. Yes, you do. >> Okay. Saying there's a physical. >> We got to make sure everybody's okay. >> Yeah. It physical. I got wrong. >> I'm sorry for it. That's my wife. >> I don't mean you get a hitter, stupid. Okay. >> Where's Latrice at? >> She in the office. >> She's in the office. >> Yeah, she's drunk, too. >> She's drunk, too. Okay. So, look. What happened, man? I know you guys got into before. I was with you the night that she stabbed you and you went to the hospital in your car. >> I'm sorry. What? That sounds like a fun relationship. >> We, you know, me and we have our confrontation. >> Okay. So, what happened tonight? >> We had a little confrontation. >> What was it? >> So, >> you guys have been doing good lately? Yeah, we have we had a little um conversation, but at the same time, she's drunk. >> Still don't get a hitter. >> And >> she's not allowed to hit you. She's not allowed to do the thing she does to you, man. >> No, she not allowed to hit me. But >> I'm hit her. >> You hit her? >> Yeah. >> You both hit each other. >> No, I hit her. >> Still not allowed. >> You said she hit you just a little bit ago. No, I hit her. >> You hit her. >> Okay, >> that's my wife. And should nobody be into it. Y'all shouldn't be called. >> You hit your wife. You just told them you hit your wife. They needed called. Stupid. >> We were. So, we got to deal with that. Why'd you hit her? >> Why I hit them? We had mis misagreement. >> We had a misagreement. I have that all the time with the English language. >> But here's the thing. Y'all cannot arrest me. >> I know my rights. >> Show me in the Constitution where it says you have a right to hit your wife. >> And if she don't say I hit her, but I'm telling you I hit her because we had misunder. >> Oh, it was a misunder. Why didn't you say so? It all makes sense now. >> He didn't hear. >> No, no. I'm I'm gonna be honest with you. I hear his wife. He ain't >> sir. Can you just >> We'll talk to him. >> All right. Just hold. He didn't hear. >> Where did the blood come from? >> Check out my cut on your hand there. >> Get your lip there. What happened there? What? >> I did this. >> How' you do that? >> I did everything. I bit myself. >> You did it to yourself. >> I did all this to myself. My wife didn't have nothing to do with this. She ain't got nothing to do with this and all that. I kicked my own ass and it wasn't easy. I'm pretty tough. I >> I don't think you're being honest with me. >> I am being honest with you. >> I love you, brother. I'll be your >> No, I am being with you. You want me to go to I'll go to jail. I >> I think she hit you. >> She didn't hit me >> cuz she's hurt you in the past. >> She haven't hit me. I'm telling you, she didn't hit me. >> Okay. >> You know what? I'm going to go in this room. >> No, you're going to stay out of here, right? You stay outside. Where did the blood come from on your shirt then? >> Me. And you can't make me stay at in here. >> Where else? How did the blood get down there then? >> Me. >> Okay. How? >> He fell. >> I'm telling you it's me. Y'all going to go about y'all business. >> We know it came from you. We can see the wound. How did that happen? Stupid. >> She's just mad right now. >> Sir, can you go back to your room, please? >> No, that's my brother. >> Thank you. No, you can't tell my brother go nowhere. >> I can't ask him to sir. How >> it all start >> because we had a little disagreement. >> Well, a third time's a charm. He actually got disagreement out. >> Y'all got called and then you got filling school and I take full responsibility for it. >> I'm going to put your hands behind your back then. >> Oh, watch. I don't have a Have a seat. Wait here, my guy. Okay. We got to figure out what's going on. We got to talk to everybody else. You're going to get taser. I got >> taser. Taser. TASER. GET DOWN ON THE GROUND. >> Damn confined spaces. ruin all the face plants. There's a spectacular one in the second video, though. Stick around for that. >> HANDS DOWN YOUR BACK. YOU'RE GOING TO GET IT AGAIN. HANDS BEHIND YOUR BACK. PUT THAT HAND BACK. YOU'RE GOING TO GET IT AGAIN. >> I GOT HEART PROBLEM. I DIDN'T do [ __ ] >> No, put your hands down your back. >> No. You got tight enough. I got heart problem. >> Relax me. Hey, relax your hand. You're going to get >> relax your hand or you're going to get your hand. You're going to get my man. Okay. >> On my daddy gra. >> Everybody knows when they say on my insert person here, they're lying straight up every time. But if they say on my dead person, then they're really lying and they're completely full of [ __ ] It's pretty obvious every time. >> But I kept trying to tell y'all I can't get sued. >> Oh no. Yeah. >> So, you telling me I can sue y'all, right? >> Well, yeah. Anybody can sue anybody. Doesn't mean you're going to win or a lawyer's dumb enough to take your case. >> You know, I kept telling you I got hot I got heart problematic. >> No, roll over on your side. I >> can't. Okay. >> No, don't roll me. Don't roll me at all. >> We got to roll you over, buddy. >> No, you can't. Yep. >> And you make this difficult. It's not going to be fun. No, that mother right there. He been wanting to do that [ __ ] to me. >> You can see me. >> Him right there. He been want to do that [ __ ] to me. >> We're going to take these probes out. Okay. >> No. Him. >> No. No. No. You don't get charge. >> Stop. >> No. I want him. No. I want you to touch me because >> that's creepy. >> Everything escalated when he came. He was already had the gun drunk and every [ __ ] thing. He shot me for no reason and I ain't using no force. >> That's what I'm trying to say. >> Relax, my man. >> No, ain't no. >> I want you to roll on this prong. Okay, >> I can't. No, y'all arrested me for [ __ ] >> Oh, MOTHER. >> I would imagine one of the worst parts of being a cop is having to be in that situation and hold that guy by his ass cheek. Stand so you can breathe easier. All right, my man. >> No, you don't want to lean on it. You >> And you did any [ __ ] way. And I got heart problem. That's why I can't go down that arrest when you pull away from us. >> No. And I knew you going to shoot. I was going to go down. >> Don't say that, right? >> No. I want my wife. >> You can't talk to her. >> Yes, I can. No, you No, you can't. You can't. No. Why y'all didn't try to get my story? >> They did come to get your story. You told him you hit her. What' you think was going to happen? Now, there's probably about 10 more minutes of that video with him vomiting out some dumbassery and and then talking to the wife and and stuff like that. So, you can go check that out on the original, but let's skip to the next one because this face plant is hilarious. >> How are you? My name is Officer Bingham. >> Hi. >> Reason I'm stopping is whenever you come out on the Sunset Point there, you didn't come to a complete stop. That stop sign pulled out right in front of me. Uh, you got driver's license on you? >> Yes, sir. >> All right. You Ubering or what? >> Yes, sir. >> Do I? All right. >> I um I didn't come to a place. I swear I did. >> All right. Uh, you got your registration insurance? >> Yeah. Let me look in my glove box. >> My insurance is on my phone. Okay. All right. Will you mind? You mind coming out? No. Come on out here and talk to me for one second. Okay. If you don't mind. >> Uh, no. It's all right. Just come out here and talk to me for one second. >> Yeah. get two warrants after your arrest. >> Open up on your back since war wanted. So, >> I'm still on the fence about whether that would be the best part or the worst part about driving an Uber is catching some dumbass with a warrant. I mean, one, you're wasting your time, but two, you kind of get a show out of it. Could go either way. Let me know in the comments. >> Hey, do we want to hit you for a little? Let's Yeah, let's uh confirm the warrant. >> You got her ID or not? >> No, I'm sure it's in her bag, but I mean it's definitely It's definitely in her. There's bags everywhere right here. >> Oh, nice. >> He's blowing her up. >> Yeah. Three, four, right there. >> She's not getting out anytime soon. And looks like a girl. Whatever that is. I get it. That's an Oxy 30. >> Row. I know what you're thinking. That wasn't very eventful at all. Good thing there's a lot more coming. >> How are you? >> Doing well. Little busy tonight there. >> Is it? >> Yeah. I'm I'm I'm the only van working squad seven and eight. >> Oh jeez. >> You just just stand right there. I'm going to put this belt on you. That will also transfer back. >> Got to make a quick. Okay. >> Hey, >> I was on my way to work, but um I was in the Uber. I got arrested for a warrant. >> You got arrested for a warrant? Yeah. In an Uber. >> In an Uber. >> Pay attention to how calm the mom is here. She's either an expert at gentle parenting or this [ __ ] happens so often she doesn't even get upset about it anymore. >> Why should you get out of wherever you're going? >> Probably. I don't know. >> So, you're going to jail? >> Yeah. I'm going to be transferred. >> Where are you at? >> I'm at public. >> Are you in the parking lot or something? >> Yeah. >> Yeah. They want to shoot you. >> So, mom's not as dumb as her offspring. She's got it figured out. >> Do you have bail or anything? >> I don't know. I'm pretty sure I don't have bond cuz I didn't have bomb last time. >> Or was this the same stuff? >> Yeah. >> I thought you wouldn't see that. >> No, it weren't for it. I told you that. >> No, it's much more fun to just get the warrant than to get things taken care of. >> All right. Down. You want to turn in front of us so you save the battery. >> Nope. Cuz he's going to You live close by and I'm assuming you live close by cuz he's like >> you can do it at You going to get the jail. >> And whose fault is that? >> I know you you'll be there for No, we're we're we're heading out now. We're we're at this point where we're done. He's got things he's got to do, too. >> You can call him when we get there, though. You won't be you won't be in here long. Oh, hey. HEY, >> [ __ ] He's fast. Get away, woman. >> I got her. You're going to get tased. YOU'RE GOING TO GET TASED. YOU'RE GOING TO GET TASED. STOP. YOU'RE GOING TO GET TASED. TASER. >> OKAY, so that was a thing of beauty. We're going to watch that one again for sure. [music] >> You [ __ ] idiot. WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU? >> OKAY, YOU'RE OKAY. >> Now you JUST GOT ANOTHER CHARGE. YOU ARE STUPID. >> We got her 17. >> I like that cop. I like him a lot. >> Put your hand behind your back. >> You just got yourself another felony. >> See, no, that was good. You just caught yourself another felony. But you got to follow it up with stupid. >> Unbelievable. >> We're good for why. >> Because you're stupid. I don't know why you tell me why. >> Because she's stupid. >> Why? >> Stand up. One, two, three. >> Why? >> We didn't put our puffs on. Either >> she slipped straight on. >> Yeah, she started running. She got just a bunch of stuff in the van. >> You're fine. Just keep walking. >> Go. >> Walk at this point. >> My taser started messing up. >> Oh, really? >> Yeah. >> Can't blame the female cop for that. Not for turning her back or taking her eyes off the subject. That happens all the time. You know, anybody could do that, but for getting in the way and running so slow. She deprived us of our face plant on the concrete so we didn't get any road rash out of it. Maybe next time. It's all I got for them. Be sure and like, subscribe, leave a comment. Happy Taser Tuesday. We'll see you on the next one. [music] >> Whose fault is that? No time to cry. Whose fault is that? Whose fault [music] is that? The