Thank you very much. She's in the car. I'm going through. I got you, brother. I got you. I got you. Pull her back. PULL HER THERE. TASER, TASER, TASER. OH MY GOD. WELCOME BACK, Y'ALL. Today's dummy is a belligerent drunk who thinks it's a good idea to drive around with her kid in the car. She really doesn't want to face accountability for that. She gets a little bit upset. Headphone warning. Check it out. What's going on? She's having car trouble. Yeah, like she's so drunk she forgot how to work it. You might want to check her out. She's drunk. She got a kid in the car. What are they doing in this alley? Her car is She's having car trouble. She was sitting in the car when we got there, but she's she's slurring. It would seem like something's wrong with her car. I would imagine it's drunk or high or something. Okay. We're going to take you over to the medics to check your vitals, okay? All right. Dude, you're too drunk to walk to the ambulance. You're going to have a kindergartner hold you up. She had a Four Loko. Jesus. Four Loko. She knows how to party. She's refusing, so you guys got to put her in custody for us to take her. We can slip her. Oh, no, no, no. Are you going to take Okay. Um we're going to have to get a different car. That's going to be the only thing. Super easy to fight me a fighter. Yeah. I'm basically praying she don't pop out of there like a damn jack-in-the-box. No, NO. HEY. YOU. LET ME GO. HEY. NO. I LOVE YOU NO MATTER WHAT. Get off the right. What hurts? LET ME OUT OF THE CAR. What hurts? Let me go. No matter what? Well, apparently not enough to act like you got some sands or to not put his life in jeopardy. Maybe that's how you love a kid. I got to Let her out of the car. I GOT TO LET HER OUT OF THE CAR. LET HER OUT OF THE CAR. HI. Listen to me. Let her out of the car. You can't force him to do that. He's not dead. You got to I didn't finish talking. I want you to know that I'm alive because I would never call the police again. I would never do that because they put me in jail. You can never put me in jail again. Let her out of the car again. I don't feel good. Let her out. Let her out. GT, I LOVE YOU NO MATTER WHAT. Come on. GT, I love you no matter what. I'm going to shut up. GT, I love you NO MATTER WHAT. HEY. [ __ ] OFF. LET HER OUT OF THE CAR, BRO. I'D RATHER DIE. LET HER GO. I'D RATHER DIE. WHAT'S DEFINITELY NOT GOING TO HELP THE KID OUT ANY. Maybe just get sober. It's a lot easier. I'D RATHER DIE. GT, TYLER AND ALICIA should log out. I'd rather die. Tyler and Alicia Are you going to stop? should log out. I'd rather die. No, BECAUSE I'D RATHER [ __ ] DIE. All right. I got Don't grab me. I just want to blow on that belly. Just I do that actually all the time. She loves it. No, I'm kidding. Drives her crazy. She hates it. It's hilarious though. I don't know why she puts up with me. That woman is a saint. I'd rather die. I got a bag. Okay. What do you want? I got a hole in my bag. It's torn? Yeah. All right, you're making things a lot worse for you. I'll make it worse for you, [ __ ] You calm down. 237 The one that called in for an individual on the highway didn't answer. We also tried calling him the last and the phone is powered back and they didn't answer either. At least answer me before I [ __ ] kill myself, dude. Cuz I will. I will [ __ ] pound my head against the [ __ ] concrete. That girl's a [ __ ] That's going to take quite a while to accomplish that goal. Stupid. That's okay. If you don't care, that's okay. SHE'S ALL [ __ ] DEAD. STOP. WANT TO GET TASED? I didn't do anything. Don't let her bite you. You know? Okay. Hey, sweetie. Stop. YOU WANT ME SOUNDS LIKE SHE'S TRYING TO SUMMON EAGLES TO COME SAVE HER FROM those mean old policemen. I can't stand it. I just [ __ ] lost my damn mind. Are you Excuse me, lady. You guys see what I I'm up here. I can hear the hates me. You know what she did? She killed my soul. She just killed my soul. She said I was going to kill her. I don't know. I don't know what I'm doing man with this [ __ ] bro. I just want to be with That girl got the demon in her. Maybe she's a pterodactyl. I got you, brother. I got you. I got you. Pull her back. GET HER THERE. YOU ALL KNOW I LOVE A GOOD DOOR SLAM, BUT WHEN A HEAD gets caught in it BANG YOUR HEAD. DIE. YOU NEVER LOVED ME. I WAS THERE. 20 BUCKS I hate you. Silly girl. That's not how back seats work. I want to see that again. Hey. Listen. Don't be so upset. Your life's going to get better. You can always make a fortune doing horror movies. Yeah, I don't think you're going to slip out of those. Will you sit up in the seat? Why? So I can just die in the next 25 minutes because No. I'm sorry. Where the [ __ ] you taking me like to the [ __ ] police department. Thank you very much. The police department you murdered me when I first got here last year. They murdered you? I think you healed up pretty good from that one. The police department is that that I need to go to counseling even though I was going to go to counseling in the first place a year ago. And they forced me to go to counseling even though I was going to go in the first place. it's because they forced me to. I decided not to because, you know, I'm not going to go to counseling if I'm forced to, right? Yeah, that's what I thought, [ __ ] Well, obviously, you solved all your issues without any counseling, so good on you. I told you, I'm sorry. She's so drunk, she can't even hit the side of the car. If you saw me they refused to help me. Who told them the second assistant unreasonable permission to transport I told you, but I can't hear. I HOPE I DIE. I HOPE I DIE. AND IF I IF I STAY ALIVE, I plan to kill you all. So, help me. You're kidding me. You're solitary confinement. I don't think either of those things are going to happen. It's either war I plan to kill all of you. I need you to dispatch her to the jail in order to book her in the party about 7 minutes. I can't breathe. Yeah, this goes on for a pretty good while, so we're going to skip past a bunch of that. You know he can't HEAR YOU, RIGHT? I KEEP PICTURING A PTERODACTYL IS GOING TO HEAR her call and swoop down and rip the top off the cop car and just fly away with her. Oh, good job. You screamed out all the oxygen back there. I can't believe that cop still hasn't turned the radio on yet. Not cooperating. I You don't believe me. Of course you don't. I hate you. I don't want to kill you. Just leave. The hell Soldier Boy going on about? Superman like, oh. Please shoot me IN THE YOU ARE A YOU KILLED ME BEFORE I EVEN GOT HERE. You killed me before I even got here. I got Seems fine to me. I knew it. What the do you think I am? You're not even part of it. But if you were, you would understand that I that I need to kill myself. That I need to [ __ ] kill myself. Cuz you You will take my kid for Go for medical assistance. You'll take my Say that [ __ ] I don't want medical assistance. It's probably a good idea if somebody takes that kid. What I'm doing for medical assistance is knowing that you guys are in control. If I didn't know that you guys were in control, I'd be still alive. But no, I'm not still alive because I know that you are already in control. Because you guys are already in Because you are out of control. Because I know you are out of control. Oh yeah. Bam. Bam. Do you think they're going to yank her out headfirst or feet first? Yeah, go ahead. Take me to the mental care. Just kill me. Please. PLEASE KILL ME NOW. NO. WHO HAD HEADFIRST WITH A beekeeper hat? Let me see what I can do. Is her head going to spin around? Head going to spin around? I wouldn't put it past her. That's all I got for old Drunky McGee there. Be sure to like, subscribe, leave a comment. We'll see you on the next one.