You see my face? You see my face? Your guys did that over a cheeseburger. I didn't do nothing. I sat there, bro. >> Oh my god. >> Welcome back, y'all. Today's video comes to us from Real Body Cams. Links in the description as always. This idiot, he uh causes a ruckus in McDonald's cuz they got his order wrong. News flash, they're going to get your order wrong. You don't just dump food all over the place and then go outside and start throwing it at the building. You don't act like a jackass. And then when the cops come, you don't act like an even bigger jackass. Check it out. >> How are you, man? >> Hello. >> Good, man. >> So, what's going on? >> Nothing. I'm just here. >> Okay. Was there an issue inside the McDonald's? >> No, not at all, dude. I ordered my food, but the food never came. Like, >> were you throwing something at the at the uh >> No, not at all, dude. >> No, man. I just said the food never came. You don't listen. Okay. Where are you coming from this evening? Uh >> okay. Have you had anything to drink tonight? >> No. >> Have you taken any any medication? Any pills at all? >> No. What's that pill bottle right there? >> Oh my god. That's cute. >> So you got somebody else's bottle of pills sitting right there in plain view. You're definitely not very bright. >> Look, that's not even a car. That's a perfect lock. Are they closed? I don't think so. >> No. Some [ __ ] was in there throwing a tantrum like a child. So, they locked the door when he left. I don't blame him. >> I'm sorry. We just for our sake because he was kind of scared. He came outside and >> he was what? >> He throw the fries and all the food to us and then he did it. But I already sent somebody to clean it. >> Was he just throwing it out here? >> He was here and he came inside. >> Where was he throwing? Was he throwing at the building? >> Yes. two offs on the counter and here on the floor. >> Okay. >> I I like I can show you the cameras, but he came inside and that's when I got scared, so I got to go. >> He said he never got his food, so he didn't have anything to throw at you. This dude seems honest. I don't think he would ever lie. >> Sorry. >> Okay. Um, do you guys want him trespassing property? >> Oh, yeah. >> Okay, [screaming] >> dude. I'm sitting here. Okay. But you're but but can you see like you're parked between two two parking spots? >> Nobody I stay here. >> Well, I'm drunk. What do you want me to do? >> Food. There was no one here. >> Okay. Do you have an ID on you? >> Yes, I do. >> May I see it, please? >> Yes, sir. >> All right, Brian, just hang over here for me. Okay, this officer you want to answer a couple questions, too. >> Is this damage on your vehicle? Is this old or new? >> That's what? >> It's old. >> Oh, okay. >> Yeah, that's old. I drink and drive all the time, but I'm not very good at it. So, I sideswipe somebody. >> Uh, he's just causing inside outside the store. Dumb fries and stuff. >> What is he doing? >> Huh? >> What is he doing looking at? What? What is going on here? Watch like eight people in the car. >> He's not very good at counting either. >> The blue point. >> Yeah, >> he's got he's got one of the cans sitting right there. >> I'm a little upset. >> Why are you so upset? >> I'm not here to eat food and god, dude. There's like 10 cops here. >> Well, that's our job. >> 10 cops to eat food. >> Well, everybody eats food. >> To eat food? Well, we got we got called because you were causing a disturbance. >> I'm not. Dude, you really look like I'm causing disturbance. I'm here eating food. >> Yeah, a little bit. >> Well, we are here today. >> Yes, sir. >> Because one of the managers called saying that you were throwing food at them and throwing food outside and inside of >> Come on, man. >> I wasn't here. That's why we got called. Dude, I'm Bro, I'm sitting here trying to eat. Okay. >> What the is going wrong with you? >> So, why would they call and say that you're causing a disturbance? >> I don't know. Maybe that's the wrong person. Dude, I sat here and ate food. >> I'm sure that's how every relationship you've ever been in ended. You're the wrong person. >> You think they would just make something like that up? >> I don't know. Maybe they had the wrong person. I don't know, dude. Give them my ID and all my [ __ ] Like, >> I believe you already sat here. I ate my food. There's even French fries in my seat. >> No, I see that. >> Wow. He even eats like a child. >> What the? >> Yeah. I'm just not sure why you're so upset. >> I'm upset because there's 10 cops in my window when I come to eat food at McDonald's. >> There's >> There are two cops at your window. Stupid. >> Two cops over there. >> NO, DUDE. THIS GUY'S SIGNING HIS in my face. Dude, you telling me dispring it right in my eyes. >> What the [ __ ] did I do wrong? He stopped sitting here and eating food. >> What the [ __ ] is going on, dude? He still won't stop, bro. He has his eyes, bro. Whatever's going on is spraying my face. >> Well, that's his job. >> Okay. All right. There you go. All right. So, that's his job. All right. I'm going to stop right now. >> Okay. >> Um, am I under arrest? >> You're detained? >> I'm detained for what? >> Yeah, you're not free to leave. Fairly for what? >> I said you're not free to leave. >> What did I do, dude? What are you doing? >> I just explained it to you, but you're not talking to me, >> dude. I'm seriously >> Don't complain that he's not talking to you. He's going to do a lot of that. >> Can I talk to you? >> Yeah. >> I didn't do nothing wrong, man. >> Okay. Were you inside this McDonald's? >> No, I was not 1,000%. >> You never went inside? >> No. >> You did not step foot inside? >> I did not step one foot inside that McDonald's. >> Did you just go through the drive-thru today? >> Yes, I went through the drive. >> Okay. Did something happen with your order? >> No. >> No. They got your order, right? >> Dude, I'm not dying more detention, bro. I'm done asking questions. I didn't do anything wrong. I was in eat in my >> eating feces. I believe it >> in my car. >> Well, you weren't asking me questions. I was asking questions. You were doing >> You see this? Look at this. Look. This is what I was doing. I was sitting here eating my food and I got attacked by you cops. >> Throwing food is not the best way to convince the cops that you weren't throwing food. So, yes, I didn't do anything wrong and I'm done answering any questions. >> Did the cops attack you? >> I told you I'm not answering any more questions. >> Okay. All right. If you just want to hang out with him, >> nothing. I didn't do anything wrong. >> I s here at my food and I'm like getting fat. >> Like, look, dude. >> Bro, you can please stop shing a [ __ ] flashlight in my eyes, bro. >> It's on a flashlight. >> Whatever he's finding in my eyes. Can you please just stop? Like, he's literally shining a bright, dude. >> Like, >> it's so that they can see. Just don't look that way. Just really, can he just find it the [ __ ] other way? >> Just don't look. >> He's really shining it right in my face, dude. >> Don't look that way. >> Okay, so I'm going to sit I'm just going to sit his way. >> Okay. >> You really think this guy's smart enough to not look directly at a light when he's claiming a light's too bright? >> I don't think he is. >> You can do it. How dumb is that? >> I mean, you're doing it. >> He'sing doing it. What do you mean? He's shining the [ __ ] right in my face. This [ __ ] is [ __ ] man. >> Hey, you said it. I didn't. >> Hey, Brian. >> Can you step out of the car for me, please? >> Cuz you're drunk. >> So, the issue is has been resolved, apparently. because we want to see you act like a jackass outside of the car so we can roast you unmercifully. >> Check to make sure you're okay to drive. Okay. >> I wasn't driving. >> But when I Listen, listen, Brian. Listen. When I got [snorts] here, the vehicle was on. And also, I just saw some alcohol coming out of the car. Okay. So, I >> drive, dude. >> What did you teleport there? David Copperfield. >> Well, I wasn't driving, bro. >> Brian, Brian, step out of the vehicle for me. Okay. >> I'm not driving out of the vehicle. Brian, are are you going to exercise the vehicle like I asked you to? Okay. Cuz I have some >> For what reason? >> Cuz I I want some I want to do some exercises. I'm going to offer you some exercises. Okay. Check your eyes. Walk. >> I wasn't driving. I was sitting here in the parking lot, bro. >> Brian, are you going to step out of the vehicle or not? >> No, I'm not. I don't know what the >> Hop out of the car for me. >> Hold on. Hold on. >> Brian, get out of the vehicle. >> Okay. Hold on one second. >> Step out by >> Are you going to Are you going to get out? I am. >> Tell them you're f to get out. You're about to. That always works. >> I'm gonna get out. Okay, then we'll move out of the car. >> Let's go. >> I don't want to get beat up. >> Let's go. >> I'm step out of the car. >> Please don't me up. >> I'm a little drunk. It's going to take me a minute. >> I'm going to I'm going to step out of the car. >> Let's go. >> If you let me out of the car, >> let's go. >> I didn't do anything wrong. >> Let's go. >> You understand that? >> Stand up. >> I didn't do anything wrong. You understand me? Right. Now, face the vehicle. Look, I didn't do anything wrong and you guys are with me right now. >> Okay, let's walk over here for me. I'll do that. Fine. Are you going to beat me up? >> How should I do it? >> Brian, walk. >> How should I do it? Put your hands. >> Like a grownup. >> Your arms down. >> Put my arms down >> and walk over here. One foot in front of the other. Like this. Like this. Like a robot. Like this. Like this. >> Like a normal human. You going to beat me up? >> Like a normal beat up. You You go. >> I didn't do anything wrong, guys. I'm sitting in a parking lot. Jesus Christ. You got six people around me right now. Look, I'm fine. I sit in a McDonald's parking lot, bro. >> I'm going to offer these exercises one more time. >> Okay. Yes, let's do it. >> You need the cop. >> Whatever. Dude, I'm not drunk. I sat in my car and ate. >> You need the cop. >> You need the cop. You're >> pissing me off. >> What have I done to piss you off? >> LOOK AT ALL YOUR PISS YOU OFF. Piss you off. Right. I want to ask you yes or no. Feet together, arms. >> Do you see this light right here? >> Which light? >> I'm sorry. Do you see the >> You're showing me a pen and a light. >> You see the tip of the pen. What you need to do is follow with your eyes and your eyes only. >> Okay, dude. Come on, man. >> How many times you going to do this? Like, what's the test now? Like, come on, dude. I'm not drunk. 1,000. Give me the alcohol test. >> I'm not drunk. Sober people act like this. I do. I'm not drunk. I was not drinking. I was sitting here eating food. What are you doing all this? What the is this? You're pissing me the off, bro. This is [ __ ] up. I was sitting here eating food IN MY [ __ ] CAR. NOW YOU'RE ATTACKING ME WITH THIS [ __ ] YOU I'M NOT DRUNK. I'M NOT DRUNK AT ALL. I DIDN'T drink nothing. I SAT IN MY CAR. Why are you doing this? >> If you do not calm down right now, I'm going to take you to THE WOULDN'T YOU BE UPSET, BRO? >> OKAY, I'M DONE. I'M DONE. HOW LONG YOU DUDE? ATTACK ANYMORE. >> I will promise you ain't no you ain't. Now you shut up NOW. YOU BE QUIET. >> YEAH. YEAH. YOU RUN YOUR MOUTH. RUN YOUR MOUTH THE WHOLE ENTIRE TIME. And now it's going to now. Now you want to be nice. >> Why are you going to cry now? Did the poor baby fall down and skin his knee? Where'd that tough guy go? >> Now you want to be nice, huh? >> Do anything, dude. What are you guys doing? >> What are you doing for, bro? Are you serious about me? For what? >> Calm down there, Martha. Your voice gets any higher, you're going to shatter all the windows in that car. >> What do you mean? You guys are really going to tr me. What are you doing to me, >> dude? Guys, why are you doing this? >> I didn't do anything. >> Oh my god, dude. Now you're matching my window in the face. I >> Well, it's not really your window. I mean, it is tonight, but you don't own that car. >> Oh my god. Now I'm going to jail. Yep. You are going to jail. Congratulations. You've earned it. >> For what? >> Act like an [ __ ] >> What is a message? What is Dude, I swear to God I didn't do anything. >> Stop moving. >> What are you guys talking about to me, dude? >> You're going to have to loosen that one. >> What did I do? >> What is the charge? What am I being charged? >> Right now, you're being charged with disorderly conduct or resisting your office. >> Guys, come on. I didn't do nothing. You know that. I said McDonald's Park. >> Yeah. >> Please don't deliver. >> You're not a big man. All a sudden now all that [ __ ] you were talking a few minutes ago. Tell us mother >> get him officer parking lot dude. >> Too bad the open container is also in your console. You're going to get a ticket for that too. >> Please don't. >> Okay. >> Oh my god. For nothing. Holy [ __ ] [ __ ] >> dude. My ankle's breaking time. >> My wrist is breaking. >> No, it's not breaking. Trust me. It doesn't feel good. >> The one on the left. >> Sit down. >> Sit down. Get in the car and sit out now. >> I'm coming to you. >> Get in there. Slide in. Hey, listen, big man. The whole time you've been sitting here talking mother, guess what? You're going to jail. Enjoy. >> You know I love a good door slam. >> Yo, let me the out of his car. I didn't do [ __ ] I did nothing. And you got me in the back of a pop park cuz I got a burger. >> Yo, what's a charge? What's the charge? >> What is the charge? I'm just curious. Why you be back in a cop party? >> Well, if you shut the [ __ ] up for about a half a second, he could probably explain it to you again. >> Let me answer your question or you going to keep talking. >> Sir, let me know the charge, [ __ ] >> All right. Are you ready now? >> Yeah. Yeah. >> Okay. DISORDERLY UH IN >> WHAT DISORDERLY? WHAT? I SAID MY CAR NEED A BURGER, you >> What's it disorderly for then? >> You won't let me answer your question, so I'm not going to keep I'm not going to keep trying to play this game with you. That's a good idea for you to just be quiet while you're sitting back there. >> It's probably a better choice. >> Okay. Let me out of here, bro. >> Take me to hospital. I need you to hospital right now. >> Holy. I got a concussion, bro. I'm telling you. I DID. >> HOLY [ __ ] BRO. OUT. REALLY GOT Holy Holy [ __ ] bro. What are you doing, bro? What are you doing to me? >> All right. >> Why are you doing this? >> Bang his head on the glass. >> Why are you doing this? Why are you doing this to me, dude? >> What are you doing, bro? >> You need to calm down, >> BRO. I ATE A CHEESEBURGER. You got >> I ate a cheeseburger, bro. And look what you're doing to me right now. I ate a cheeseburger, bro. >> I'm not even an aggressive person. I've never done anything aggressive in my life, bro. >> Were you not there? Did you not see how you were acting? Seemed pretty aggressive to me. Stupid. >> I swear to God, dude. Don't do this, bro. Oh my god. Dude, hurt me real bad, dude. That hurts real bad. Why are you guys doing this to me? What the I'm a regular person, bro. I GOT A REGULAR JOB. WHAT THE is going on? >> Okay, >> so you know what? This is where maybe you should stop talking. and shut the hell up and listen for a minute. Okay, >> I promise I will. >> This is the last time I'm going to do this. I'm gonna tell you this. >> You're going to jail tonight. Do you understand me? >> I've already explained it to you. I'M NOT DONE EXPLAINING TO YOU. I EXPLAIN MORE. >> OKAY. >> YOU BEGGING YOUR HEAD ON THE GLASS IS NOW GOING TO PUT YOU IN A HOBBLE. DO YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT THAT MEANS? That means you're an uncooperative at this point in time. That means you're going to jail hog tied. DO YOU UNDERSTAND THAT? >> I'll stop. Please don't poke on me. I'll stop. I won't do anything else. Please don't poke on me, bro. I'll stop. No, it's done. It's too late. >> I'm serious. I'll stop everything, bro. >> Give him a muzzle for saying bro too much. >> Cheeseburg cheeseburg. >> Listen to me. Cheeseburger. It's your attitude. It's the way you acted tonight. >> I'm sorry. >> YOU WENT IN THERE CAUSED A DISTURBANCE. YOU THREW FOOD AND THEN YOU'RE RESISTANT OFFICERS. >> There you go. Give him dad voice. He needs that. He's probably never heard that before. >> YOU'RE ALSO UNDER THE INFLUENCE OF SOMETHING DRIVING A VEHICLE. >> SHUT the [ __ ] up and listen. I'M DONE PLAYING WITH YOU TONIGHT. >> That is the end of this. I promise. Are you going to be nice? >> Yeah, bro. >> Okay, >> bro. They're [ __ ] dude for a cheap. >> Relax. >> We're not going to move you until you calm down. >> They [ __ ] >> It's the ground. >> Relax, brother. >> Cheeseburger, dude. >> We're trying to take care of you. Okay. >> He just the floor of [ __ ] cheeseburger. >> And whose fault was that? Hey, >> bro. Hey, look. You see that? >> YOU COULD STAY. SEE THAT MUD RIGHT THERE? THAT'S MY BLOOD. >> All right, we're going to stay here until you calm down. >> He smashed my floor. YOU SEE THAT, >> DUDE? He was nowhere near your house. Well, your mom's house. How could he go inside and hit you off the floor? Cuz the floor is inside. >> See that red blood? That's mine. >> No, I smashed my floor off that [ __ ] for a cheeseburger. >> So, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Whatever the [ __ ] you want to do, smash me some more. [ __ ] >> Nobody's going to smash me. Yeah. Yeah. Then watch that blood off my face. >> I got my resistance in. I just had to finish. >> I didn't resist going in. I didn't resist. >> Just chill out. >> I got it. >> I didn't resist. I promise you guys. >> I just want to go home, bro. I didn't do nothing wrong. >> I'll get you taken care of. You just got to chill for a minute. Okay. >> How do you chill right here? >> Are you serious? My head just got smashed off the floor and I'm tall guy. But yeah, just just chill. >> Are you willing to listen now? Okay. >> I stand up. >> We're going to stand you up. >> How? >> Once we do, you're going to sit in the back of this car like a normal person. >> Yeah. D. Yes. Yes. >> You understand? >> Dude, look at me. Can you please stop this egg? Sh up, bro. >> If you do anything other than that, >> I won't. I promise. Sit in the mother back. >> Cops should drive around with a car seat in their trunk. So, when somebody wants to act like a baby, they can strap him into it. >> Taking apart right now. They're about to fix that. >> For what reason? Why? Because we care about you. >> I do. [laughter] Face is [ __ ] smashed on that floor. >> How the [ __ ] >> You're good. I got you. >> I got you, Brian. Chill. >> Once you sit down and just keep your feet out of hop like backwards hop like a backward. >> Hold up. What am I being charged for about this? I want to know right now. >> I want [snorts] to know what the [ __ ] charges are. [laughter] I didn't do anything, bro. Seriously sat in a car and got arrested and banged all my [ __ ] >> I'm not sure. I wasn't >> Yeah. So, can you tell me what why I'm in this car right now? >> Because you're under arrest. >> No, but I want to know why I'm being arrested right now. >> I'll tell you in a second. I'm trying to get >> No, no, no. What are the charges that I'm being arrested for right now? Why I'm in the back of this car? >> I didn't [snorts] do anything. I did nothing. I did nothing. >> The charge? What's the charge? >> Brian, you've been charged with disorderly condom. >> For what, DUDE? GUY SITTING A corn cheeseburger, dude. I just want to go home. >> I promise you, bro. I'm serri. >> Look what they did to my face, bro. Cheeseburg cheeseburger. You see my face? You see my [ __ ] face? That's the ground. >> Well, now you're getting it. Ground is outside, floor is inside. See, you are capable of learning things. >> A cheeseburger, bro. >> Sergeant for help me, bro. Please help me. I didn't do anything, bro. >> I didn't do anything. Can I listen for one second? I'm just upset cuz I'm going to jail, dude. >> They going to take me to that jail. That jail's real bad, bro. It's >> Well, maybe you should not do things that'll get you taken there, stupid. >> Look at my face. You see my face? Your officers did that. But >> yeah, unfortunately, we've all seen your face. >> Brian, my guys are going to take you down there, right? I'm going to follow. Make sure to count it. >> Oh, they already beat you up. It don't matter. They already >> I'm going to follow to make sure everybody's already open up the back. Do you see my [ __ ] hand? >> You They did that. All right, we >> all did that [ __ ] bro. >> Anytime y >> Oh, they're terrified now. He would never admit it, but that one peed a little bit. >> Sorry. You good? You come for the ride. It's only like 5 minute ride. >> If you ever want to fight me oneonone, come see me. You guys are let me know for the right any one of your you pick I'll fight I'll beat him oneonone one and and whoever wins will get to leave for a bunch of hours beat me up some more dude beat me up some more. Go ahead. You ain't going to hit me. >> Cry more. >> Slide out the way. >> Sure. Oh yeah. There's cameras around here. Kid my head up. Yeah. Too many cameras, huh? >> All right, cameras on me. >> Too many cameras, huh? >> All right, cameras on. >> I didn't do nothing, bro. You bang my head off the ground. You >> You're a piece of [ __ ] dude. I didn't do nothing wrong, bro. Eat a burger. I [ __ ] y'all up, dude. >> One anyone. I swear to God, you're so I'm just saying you want to see me on the side. >> So now you want to threaten nobody. I'm just saying you ever want to see me on the side, let's do that. You would think one of the I assume as many arrests would teach you the cops aren't there to fight you. They're there to get the job done and they're going to do it. >> You see my head, bro. You see my head? You did that. You see that? You see moving for a minute? You see that? Defenseless. No fight, no ability to fight. You beat that defenseless. >> Keep your head straight. >> Keep my head straight, bro. My head's straight. You want to beat it some more? My head's off the ground, bro. Beat my head off the ground. Go ahead. >> Okay. >> Already doing enough. Go ahead. Beat me up some more, bro. Beat me up some more, bro. Defense list, bro. Holy [ __ ] Look at all these stores. >> Act like that with those cos in there. Let me know how well that works out for you. >> Holy [ __ ] There's a video. What' you tell? >> It really does. I'm not. I'm not. He can defeat pencil people. I'm a piece of bro. >> So that's it for tough guy Mc [ __ ] there. He ended up getting 37 days time served out of this. So obviously he loves that jail. It's all I got for him. 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