come with me over here I don't want you reaching what's in your pants do you have Dr in there man I little dope okay put your chance your [Music] back welcome back y'all happy skanksgiving today's dummy has had way too much to drink and she's got some kind of Contraband stashed in her pants you're not going to believe what she tells the cops it is check it out on May 24th 2023 East Peoria police were dispatched to locate a vehicle reportedly swerving all over the roadway and possibly striking a bridge how we doing tonight get your driver shirs on you okay any reason why we're stopped in the middle of the turn lane um I was turning no you were just stopping the middle of the road I saw you coming from several blocks away wer going see first I thought she was on some kind of speed or something but it turns out that she just holding her eyes like that so she can see through those caterpillars on her face did you get into a wreck on the bridge no all right well do you see anything on the way I don't know someone said there was a gold Cadillac that got into an accident but there's nothing on the car okay how much you had to drink tonight nothing okay got your driver's license you got any idea or anything on you I have an idea okay I'll take it you got it we probably going to take me for I'm sorry were those words um um I do you know where you are right now yeah I okay would you be surprised if I told you you were in East Poria Illinois cuz that's where you are I'm not seeing any damage on the car but she is hammered she thinks she's in Jacksonville or she thinks she's in Springfield Illinois she's from Jacksonville can't hardly talk I can't hardly understand a word she's saying sling her heavily um she was just stopped in the middle of the turn lane just stopped so um I'm going to put a stop stick down cuz I don't want her take off but she she already told me she doesn't have a license you want to watch me out here he want to watch me you want my here here's what I need you to do put your cigarette out set it on the ground take your phone turn it I'm going set it right good Lord how did she even start the car in her state keep your hands out of your pants okay so what's your name mer okay CU you lied all right why'd you lie cuz you already told me you had a suspend a license you got warrant too or what no just don't have a license okay Marissa what's your last name how old are you5 you on phone no we're not going to talk on the phone right now come on over here Marissa come with me come with me over here I don't want you reaching what's in your pants do you have Dr in there man I don't have little dope okay put chance your back you're under arrest drivve on revoked license I'm also going to take you down to the east Police Department we're going to do Fieldy test for DUI what have you had tonight nothing okay you want a female search you what are they going to find none okay on a scale 1 to 10 how much have we had to drink today none none at all what kind of pills are we taking none no dope nothing so you just normally slow your speech and you're completely lethargic not of it like this no okay I don't believe her I don't believe you so all right separate your legs a little bit I'm going to pat you down make sure you don't have any weapons before I stick you in the back of my car hold on honey you want just meet you at the station it's fine come on over here yep you're on audio and video recording inside my car if you take anything out of your pants and put it in my car hold on a second don't get in yet hold on step back take a step back you'll be charged with obstructing justice for attempting to conceal or destroy evidence you understand yeah okay that's a fancy cop car those are leather seats as opposed to the usual hard plastic sit back I can you what can I my ref no not right now when we get to the police department you can call okay where are they coming from Pat They a female officer I I just told find one I want them to search up here cuz she's going to she whatever she's going to do she's going to do in my car no I'm not leaving with with [Laughter] [Music] her take your hand out of your pants now what okay you can get one for your did he have a stop stick on his own car that don't make no sense we heard you okay so you're a lawyer no it's not how it works no it's not I won't ask you any questions therefore you don't need a lawyer you don't have the me like that to move your hand you keep doing okay but you don't have to touch me don't I don't know if you have a gun a knife or dope or what so you're not going to pull it out TR to relax no not when you're reaching your pants cuz I don't know what you're pulling out I'm not reaching my P I have to I have to put myself okay fine that's fine well we're not going to do it until you're searched so Sor Mercy what's your address don't worry about it don't worry about it and he's hanging on to me the [ __ ] I'm just keeping your hand down your pants okay you're not going down my pants I let go that's my dope and you can't dig it out of there let go and you're not together let go no yeah look I this in Vegas okay y yall Pro me y love prute me for real look on me every free chance she's gotten she's tried to reach into her pants no in the front middle okay we're going to go up here okay right car okay go and face car you have anything on it's going to hurt me stick me or poke me spr your feet apart for me spr your feet apart back check chest area back trick your growing area what do you got shoved in there nothing You' got nothing shoved in your pants right here I can see a bulge right there that's not normal that's not normal what's what do you have right there I mean she could be telling the truth but there's also something else in there this is your chance to be honest okay what do you have stuffed in your pants what is both times I [ __ ] it's not fun okay it's not funny it's never real funny I'm pissed why am I mad nothing want want want to there okay then nothing lady your bulge is bigger than all them guys standing there I'm pretty sure they don't believe you I wasn't sure if it's just like inside or green short it's we ar really allowed to stop reaching up there I'm not reach there you are I'm feeling you stop can you please my grandpa no no why is it his dope in your pants call your grandpa you are an adult I don't need to go call another adult for you you're making adult decisions I want to make a call yeah you can do that when you are confined in a place confine [ __ ] you don't even know where you're at what city I'm impal you're not F again you're an e you thought you were in Springfield I don't want to reach she's already done doing it numerous times so I already [ __ ] got caught dve one wife please hang on second let's put her in a rip restraint and then she can we'll take her there I guess the jail will have to get it in the [ __ ] L on my [ __ ] yep come on over here I don't think anything short of the wrap is going to keep her hands from reaching around down her pants put her in the wrap we haven't seen the burrito suit in a little while [ __ ] come on lean [Applause] back hey h does she have to sit right here Hey listen I'm listening why don't we just make this a lot less more difficult than it needs to be I was trying to go home I know that but that that ship has sailed and you still might get a chance to go home but if you're going to play this game and have dope stuff down in your pants I don't have dope so what do you have cuz I can see it she can see it she can feel it so what is it and don't tell me it's your [ __ ] cuz I don't want to hear that want see your F what you want to see my only fans no I don't okay then why would he want to see your only fans he's not going to pay to see your bee hole hell I wouldn't take money to make me see your be hole I need you to tell me what is in only that's I talk about man okay you know that we're going to go to the jail and the moment you take I don't care if it's a seed of cannabis if you take it into the jail facility it's an automatic felony you have no bond you don't go home do you understand that so I do it right now we do it right now we can handle it here on the street you're lying I'm not lying it depends on what it is if it's cannabis we can handle here in the street if it's more than that then no you're still not going to have a b there cannabis in my purse in your purse yes there ain't no cannabis in your purse so it there's not cuz I have your purse in my front seat right here you stole my cannibis out of my purse you you son of a [ __ ] so is it in your pants no that's all I have is Canis where is it at it's in my [ __ ] purse it's not in your purse though so then I smok it okay all right well then we'll go to the jail and they will retrieve whatever they need and I'm going to charge you for carrying it into a penal facility so it's stupid we not stupid I'm just I just want to say yeah you are you know those two out here that are hurting babies really and doing really yeah y'all probably like that yeah there's drunk drivers out there that are hurting babies every day maybe you should stay off the road or don't drink your case you probably shouldn't drink right you know right down the road here you can't see you you're not from here right down the road here there was a a woman a young woman just like you just about a year and a half ago who was intoxicated who ran over two people and killed them because she was drunk so I don't want to hear it okay but I'm not I'm intox okay girl you can't even say intoxicated yeah so I take it seriously okay that's fine I understand that things might be different down in Springfield or Jacksonville you're in East Poria okay no y rud as [ __ ] I don't like being lied to you being lied to the Springfield in h no we're not in Springfield like I already explained to you numerous times yeah suck you can make your three phone calls at the jail yeah I wonder why you get [ __ ] the [ __ ] yeah here we go go ahead go ahead and say it be the first person I've ever heard it yeah the [ __ ] don't me when I can talk to my grandma I'll be cool okay yeah okay so remember that don't talk me I want a lawyer when you're sitting in jail tonight and not going home cuz you don't have a bond you remember that that's s okay what how do I get a bond when you see a judge man how tomorrow three your only fans when they bring you before a judge it's trippy I get a B today you might have a b today it just depends how it depends if you've got dope on you or not I don't have dope okay what do you mean I don't have dop okay SM dop bro fair enough oh my mom I hate when say that [ __ ] okay she's swearing on somebody else that means she's lying every time shut the door please bye what we please let the door air what do you need air air okay I can roll the window down I'm P I don't give a [ __ ] with this D please do we're going to switch cars okay I don't give a [ __ ] I know you don't you know what's going on all right on over here get my earring out I got it it's right here the [ __ ] none of Y here [ __ ] I can't get out here same type no that any back yeah you got it she's already reaching seriously yeah you're on camera can you see yourself on the camera's right there from the way she's talking it sounds like she's used to reaching her pants on camera yeah that's what I said I don't even want a transporter that's whatever we have to so what are you doing stop reaching for stuff I'm not reaching for [ __ ] I'm watching you that's fine Rock to the jail starting at zero what you want to watch me there's anything in my back seat after you got in here it's yours fine throughly that's fine what are you doing nothing what are you sticking your hands and your pants and your mouth for E her hand out mouth what are you doing why are you sticking your hands in your mouth Now open up why are you sticking your hand in your mouth nothing what did you put in your mouth I'm talking on what sit man what [ __ ] help me almost y all right so now what what did you swallow you put in your mouth I I even care what did you put in your mouth we need a mou we need to get you an ambulance we need to know what you put in your mouth I don't need ambulance if you need if you feel like you need to then do it I don't give a [ __ ] I'm we'll take you down I'm [Music] in just me jail trying to thank you whatever she swallowed I hope it wasn't that strong she wouldn't make it to the [Music] jail can I please get a phone call of thank you the suspect was transported to a local medical facility for evaluation after it appeared she ingested something during transport she was given the opportunity to provide a breast sample at the medical facility which she refused upon discharge from the medical facility the suspect was transported to the county jail where no Contraband was located I don't understand why nobody ever believes her when she tells them she's not drinking anyway that's all I got like subscribe leave a comment Happy Thanksgiving everybody we'll see you on the next one