[music] >> Yeah. Come on, SING IT. >> [music] [music] >> WHO'S THAT CREEPING THROUGH THE streets tonight? Another Chainsaw Criminal not acting right. What's that feeling floating in the air? Sergeant Sockie [music] READY AND HE DON'T CARE. YOU BETTER >> [music] >> CRY, BABY. I cry, baby. I cry, baby, tonight. You better [music] I cry, baby. I cry, BABY. [music] I CRY, BABY, TONIGHT. >> [music] >> Who's that reefer searching through my car? >> [music] >> Chainsaw Criminal won't get far. Who's [music] that taser pointed at tonight? ANOTHER SDC GOING TO GET THE AX. CRY. YOU BETTER [music] I CRY, BABY. I CRY, BABY. I cry, baby, tonight. [music] You better I cry, BABY. I CRY, [music] BABY. I CRY, BABY, TONIGHT. >> [music] >> Welcome back, y'all. Another SDC Raw. You'd [clears throat] think I'd have It's not SDC Raw. It's SDC Live. Cut that. I'm not doing that here, either. You thought I'd cleared my throat before I hit the go button. I'm not very bright, so you know, it is what it is. I was rocking out to the the intro song. Another one of the brilliant Russ straps incredible creations. I love that guy. Russ, I hope you're here or coming soon. It's not a stream without him. Hope everybody's doing good. Hope everybody's had a good weekend so far. Um Oh, not going to now. David. >> [laughter] >> How you doing, Keith? Good to see you, buddy. Um I got something in my eyeball. Someday, probably never, I'm going to get good at this. So, um big thanks to everybody that came out last night. It was a lot of fun. Um brought the the wonderful missus out to upstage me once again. Cuz that's kind of what she does. But, it's all right. We love her. She's awesome. Um probably not going to be on too long today, maybe about an hour or so. May run a little longer, I don't know. Um I didn't get any beer today. I've got half a one left from last night, so you know, that that's all we're getting. So, I'll probably switch gears, but not shut it down cuz I'm out of booze. Yes, Chris. Here you and your blue shield badge thingy. of wrench. >> [laughter] >> Um don't think that I've watched any of these videos all the way through today. I've I've watched bits and pieces of I think all of them. But, I didn't prep very well for this, so some of them I just clicked through like, "Yeah, that looks good. Yeah, that looks good. We we can do that one." You should be able to see me. Open your eyes, homie. I got my good mic today, too, so none of that echoing nonsense. We swapped places last night. So, it's awkward. All right, um we're going to have some fun today. There's one video I'm not going to do it. It'll probably be about third or fourth video, something like that. It's good, but um towards the end the the officers draw their weapons and YouTube [ __ ] and cries and complains thinking that I'm playing with guns on a live stream and they'll shut me down cuz they don't have humans that you can reason with anymore. So, I'm going to start this first video. I don't remember which one this is. We'll uh um I don't know. We'll We'll kind of play it as we go. Oh, wait. Let me find this button. I did this last night. Do you guys that were there if if you watched the replay, I don't think I posted the replay till this morning. But, um I've got uh it's been in Like I always say, I I cheated, I took fat shots, and I did not put the work in. But, look at that miserable fat [ __ ] over there. My god. I didn't know I was that damn fat. That's a little over a year ago. Maybe a year ago April, February, something like that. So, yeah, so I'm I'm I'm glad that guy's not here anymore. All right, so um I'm going to play a video cuz I'm running out of things to talk about and I'm sure we'll see plenty of squirrels. So, let's roll one. >> Get off the GOD DAMN GROUND. DOWN. >> OH, I DON'T WANT TO GO TO JAIL. >> OH, IT'S TOO LATE NOW. >> ON MARCH 10TH, police are called to a residence after a woman attacks her partner over suspected infant >> It's a Mick Ultra diet beer. >> The situation quickly >> It is not a paid sponsor of this channel. >> as neither of them are able to calm down. Portions of the footage have been redacted by police to censor nudity and protect the victim's identity. >> You're a mess. >> You're going to jail, dude. LOOK AT MY FACE, BRO. YOU'RE GOING TO GO TO JAIL ALL MY LIFE. YOU'RE GOING TO GO TO JAIL, BRO. LOOK AT MY [ __ ] FACE. LOOK. >> OKAY, they're throwing out finnas and bros and immediately right off the bat. You know it's going to be a good video. Oh. Squirrel. That was some stuff. Hoppy's place, new member. I forgot to acknowledge some of these. Some of these were very early before I really got going. Uh some of these were before I did anything. David, is that Malik? Malik? Finally I'm able to able to make a stream. Awesome. Member for 14 months, your first stream? I'm so glad you're here. Excuse me. And then Jean Michael is? I'm bad with names. You guys should know this. Happy Sunday, everyone. Member for 9 months. And then what was that last big green thing that popped up? Chris, just the Chris. Gifting out 10 SDC memberships. Thank you, Chris. New members, be sure and thank Chris for that wonderful gift. Then member for 5 months. Hey there, sorry I can't join in more. Mystic Knight, you're here and I'm happy to see you, my friend. All right. Let's get back to this video. >> Hey, what's going on? Where's >> Because SHE WOKE ME UP OUT OF MY SLEEP. >> CHRISTINA, CAN YOU SIT DOWN HERE for a second? What happened? >> I don't know. I was sleeping. I was >> [clears throat] >> sleeping. >> What did she hit you with? >> I don't know. >> [laughter] >> Come out. >> No, I'm not. I can't come out, Nick. You know that. >> All right. Hey, can you bring some clothes to Christina? She is >> Is she? >> Get the light on her. >> Hold on, I got to see something. Remember from the first time I watched it. I didn't watch this one all the way. Okay. Hey, Stewart Reed. What's I figured out how to raid. Welcome Stewart. I hope your buddy legal fiction shows up or Stewart. I like you both the same I guess and any Raiders that were hanging out in his and his stream checking out. I didn't see what all he did today. So we may do some double-ups. It's okay. Everybody's got a different take on [ __ ] and some of them are good enough to watch twice. Anyway, welcome guys. It's wonderful to have you. I'm off from second job this week which means I'm going to work harder at this one but I will have a PO Box this week promise. Did she initially come out of that little room or was she sitting down on the edge of the couch there cuz I thought she was just kind of hiding behind the couch. Right now we just need would like you to get like decent so we can TALK TO YOU. SHE CAN PUT clothes on but she ain't getting no decent. >> [laughter] >> Never said for the night. >> This is my house. This is my name. The lease is in my name. You have TO >> MY NAME. >> THE LEASE IS IN >> THE LEASE >> THE LEASE IS IN MY NAME. GET OUT. >> THIS DUMB ASS. YOU'VE BEEN WALKING AROUND naked in front of them and you want privacy to put clothes on. That's not how that works, stupid. >> GETTING DRESSED. BYE. >> WE'RE GOING TO YOU'RE DOING IT BACKWARDS. JUST GET JUST GET OUT. KNOCK IT OFF. WHY ARE THEY LETTING THE OTHER PARTY IN THE domestic get up there to yell at her? Aren't you supposed to separate them? All right, come on clothes. We'd like you to get decent. >> I'M NOT. THIS IS MY HOME. >> OKAY, WELL, this is your your chance to get decent. >> No, you My door is open. I want you to close my door and crack. Right here. >> Can I have my phone back? >> You guys were talking about guns and everything. I'm not going to let you go in there. I'm just around you talking about guns. Yeah, I told you I need you to just get dressed. >> And I am. You know what What are you like THIS IS WEIRD. >> Y'ALL BEING WEIRD AND GOOFY, BRO. >> fresh cuz you talking about beat you with a gun. Come on now, bye. >> Never said you beat me with a gun. >> That gun that's not mine. >> Never said you beat me with a gun. >> Yeah, you did. The police was recording US. IT'S ON MY PHONE. I HAVE all the evidence. What do you need from me? >> I would like to talk to you about >> Oh, you saucy little [ __ ] >> What happened? >> [laughter] >> I went through her phone >> Okay. >> and I see she was texting her ex. >> Okay. >> I seen through her messages on Instagram and the search bar. What is the thing when you do a search, right? >> So they might pop up >> Okay, what is the first thing if you don't you don't put nobody name Mr. FREEZE THE LAST UP THE LAST PERSON you looked up, right? >> Yeah, I remember that. >> The last person was her ex. That's how I found OUT WHO IT WAS. I TRICKED she's been un single to me and she my dad. LET'S BE HONEST. >> She's been un single to you? >> What happened here? >> Is that a new thing? Is she stupid or kids saying that nowadays? >> My arm. >> Okay. >> She bit me on my titty right here. >> Okay. >> I ain't got to lie. I don't GOT NOTHING TO COVER UP. YOU CAN SEE WHATEVER IT'S ON THE CAMERA. I JUST SHOWED UP WITH you today but I don't care. I got Marshall over. She bit me five times. >> Thank god for the black box. >> Take it down to the >> This black box is so much more important than the ones on airplanes. >> I'm trying to understand what happened. >> She's putting ME A VICTIM TO Y'ALL. >> SHE SAID YOU HAD A BITE on your arm. >> A matter of fact here. You want to see all the videos? I got all the >> That's what we do. That's love. We bite each other. >> video on her phone or the message the first on the phone. I got it all ON RECORDING CUZ I SAID THIS IS WHAT I WANT TO DO. I SAID I'M GOING TO I SAID I'm going to record. I said I got >> Ma'am you got a little something right there. >> Cuz I said this is what she was going to do. That's her calling her mom. Hold on, wait. That's me taking my That's Wait, hold on, wait. That's a little too early. >> Hell yeah, cope. >> her mom saying that I hit her with a gun, that I did this and that, that I'm here beating her and her son. Did nothing like that at all. Did nothing like that. >> Mhm. >> I seen the message I can literally see ask her to see her phone. I can see what I seen on her Instagram. >> be on her phone though? >> It doesn't matter what you saw on her phone. >> Cuz she's done cheated on me before with the same [ __ ] >> Does her phone have images or videos of y'all beating the [ __ ] out of each other? >> my phone but the first >> Fighting each other? >> He'll be nosy. >> Cuz that's all he's interested in. >> Who's the messages? You know your messages? Said who's the search? The first person in her search it popped up the ex Angelique. I tweaked out. It's the same [ __ ] that was on her phone when she was cheating on me and started like, "Hey, I'm the reason why she called me and this that and >> I got why it started but how did she get this mark on her head? >> The same way she bit me eating. I got the same bite mark on my arm. >> Okay, how did that >> How about on my face? >> Okay, I'm asking you how did these things happen cuz I don't understand how like she's got marks, you got marks. How >> But her Instagram. Check her phone. That's how these things happened. >> I'll give you the tapping. >> do this. I'm going to put it in language you can understand. How about clap talking? WHAT happened to cause the injuries? >> Okay, let me go talk to HER REAL QUICK. >> YEAH, I'VE BEEN HERE BEFORE. >> LET ME GO TALK TO SHE'S ALWAYS THE PROBLEM. I have to keep hitting her. Can you give me a minute to go talk to her? >> No, cuz y'all are on her side. >> I'm not on anybody's side. I'm trying to figure out what the hell happened. Okay. Okay, that's what you told me. Now I want to go talk to her again to try to understand. Okay, give me a minute and let me go talk to her. How did she get the bite marks and stuff? Oh, squirrel. That reminded me about the like button and stuff. Um I don't know if anybody's noticed on their feeds or not, but mine my homepage is starting to go back to normal to where I'm getting more recent videos from channels I actually watched to come up, so. Hopefully this ridiculousness whatever YouTube was doing with their algorithm and [ __ ] is about over, but still use notifications and check your subs feed just IN CASE. OKAY. I THIS IS like kind of like a pointing blame back and forth. I I I just kind of want to clarify what you told me. You were asleep. And she hit you in the head with something. Right. Okay. Was she clap talking now? Did I start the trend? It is the language they understand. >> She keeps saying that you said you got hit in the head with a gun. If that If that happened, cuz you know, like I just need to make sure like you're >> That's what they've been doing, but like last night mine started to straighten back up a little bit. >> Trying to get her like was she on top of you when she hit you? >> You're the real hero. >> So, she was on top of you when you hit her? Okay, she has a bite on her arm. Like how did that happen? >> Well, it's not me being normal, it's YouTube being normal, which is No, slightly more appropriate than I am. >> Do you have someone coming to get you? Is that your plan? >> I'm sorry. >> Walk to them? >> Okay. >> You're going to walk to somebody that's coming to get you? >> Just you right now? >> All right, I'm going to have you turn around and put your hands on your back for me. I understand. It's going to be all documented. So, I'm going to say your I think whose fault is that? It's the same Yeah, you should have put clothes on. Do you have a shirt or something? You've got about 6 seconds to put clothes on or you're going to jail naked. That's how we're going TO DO THIS. >> LISTEN, THIS IS TAMIA. >> SHE'S LIKE THE CLICHé of all of these videos rolled INTO ONE. WHY ARE YOU LETTING THE VICTIM IN THE ROOM? WITH THE SUSPECT. >> [clears throat] >> CALL POLICE, TYSON. KNOCK IT OFF. [ __ ] [screaming] UP. GET OFF THE GOD DAMN GROUND NOW. I GOT TO PEE. SO I GOT TO POO. I DON'T want to go to jail I'm naked. Grab center on that little outlet she's got right there on the nose. Let's say that would get her attention. Get it? Snatch up your cuffs and put them on herself. Russ, there he is throwing in a 20. Hell yeah, buddy. 11 months here with SDC and first thing I see when I turn on a stream is she bit my >> [laughter] >> Well, that's what you get for being late. Nah, we just got started. Glad you're here, Russ. Thank you so much for the SUPER CHAT. WELL, YOU SHOULD HAVE [ __ ] BEFORE THE COPS COME. AIN'T THEIR PROBLEM. BY THE WAY, RUSS, I WAS GETTING MORE COMPLIMENTS on your UM BLACK RIGHT baby song. I opened with it again. It's maybe my favorite one so far. literally. No, I'm not. This [ __ ] is really weird. I need underwear. I can't go to jail without underwear. >> You should have put on underwear. They're going to give you underwear at the jail. Okay, can we please They will supply you with stuff. >> Hold on. What are you going to wake me up out of my sleep, [ __ ] >> I've seen many, many, many bee holes before you. They'll give you some. >> They The cops literally JUST ASKED ME WHAT GUN ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? SO, WHAT ARE YOU SAYING? ASK THEM. ASK THEM WHILE THEY'RE STANDING HERE. >> THAT'S next to him. >> That's not registered to your name. Show them that one. Why you want to sit up here and talk [ __ ] What gun? Make sure it's registered to Jarid Harris. >> You about to spend the night cuz look what you did when you could have >> I'm not going to have a fun night. >> You could have slept like >> Came home from Taco Bell, ate your food, and climbed your ass up in the bed, AND WENT TO SLEEP LIKE I WAS SLEEPING. I was dead ass asleep. Dead ass asleep. >> Went through your phone cuz you >> Dead ass, two drinks. >> Why? Cuz of notifications? Because of people >> We need to make another >> No. Pause. You're so >> Like like the sub-set mango card, we need to make one for the um >> I'm not cheating. >> the criminal speak. >> I already used these. >> Like a drinking game. >> All right, I'll be out of here tomorrow. >> That's why >> And then like an extra uh at the end of a syllable is um like two drinks. Rap talking is four. >> I don't care. I don't care. I'M TIRED OF BEING a monster. I don't >> Chug your beer for I don't care. >> I'm the monster. I DON'T CARE. >> TAKE A SHOT FOR EVERY BRO. I KNOW IT. Scratch that. Take a breath for every bro. Took shots, you'd never finish the video. >> Bad looking. >> Bro, wait. Can I just breathe for a second? Like I need to breathe. No, I just need to breathe. >> Put your back right here. >> I just need to >> We're kind of brainstorming it right now. >> Yeah, you can breathe right here, okay. >> No, I can't. I can't breathe. Like I can't breathe. Like I'm literally like, bro. >> Finn, give out two drinks. >> Keep saying it. Move. Get off of me. I'm literally losing everything. What you mean was going on? I have to breathe. I wasn't trying to No, I wasn't trying to excite y'all. I'm being honest. I was not trying to None of y'all. I apologize to all y'all. I'm not drunk. I'm not nothing. I'm I to all y'all you we all done been through all this. I understand why >> Yeah, >> can appreciate I absolutely but right now we're a little past that, okay? >> She bit me first right here on the >> Well, you know, you told me >> We were busting. WE WERE GOING BACK AND FORTH and then she bit me on the face. So, I bit her on the foot cuz her face was down while she was biting me. That's what happened. I was not on top of her and I'm not lying. >> to me can you slide out of the car? >> SHE'S LYING ON ME. IT'S CRAZY. THAT IS A LIE. >> CAN YOU SLIDE OUT OF THE CAR, PLEASE? >> That is a lie and I'm going to jail for domestic violence that I did not even do. That is [ __ ] crazy. I did not even do that. >> I am willing to bet that you're the problem. >> My camera go like look in my [ __ ] camera on my like my window. I have cameras on my window. Like that is crazy. >> I have not, Chris. All right, to me can you slide out of the car for me, please? >> Do you think the seatbelt is >> The seatbelt is off, yeah. I I already unbuckled it. Okay. Then stepping out and just hang out right here for a second, please. All right, and then go inside and follow the officer, all right? >> All right. >> I'm just going to take the cuffs off you. Obviously, you don't have anything on you. >> I'm good. >> Unless there's something >> Yeah, I was about to say put the box back. Ain't trying to look at that gut. >> Let me get my shirt out when it It's nothing in my pocket. >> Yeah, I know. I'm just You can go ahead and just have a seat in there for us. >> Is that a shirt on over her robe? >> to grab some photographs of you. >> For what? >> I told you I'm documenting all of the injuries. Like I'm not >> I don't know if that's how you say cuz I need you to get all the You got to give us under You know, I'm not getting all stories. So, you can get all the bite marks even if you don't >> Okay, I was starting with the one I saw right now. >> This is >> Yes. >> That's a bite mark? >> What I was trying to do. >> That was Oh, [ __ ] >> But you got to get all stories. >> Okay, are you able to show me the one on your side without revealing yourself? >> Yeah, I got that one, too. I want to get some more after that. >> Okay. >> That's just I've defended myself. It's not me just attacking her. And I'm not going to show you anything, but you can see I'm not going to show you anything, but you can see if you need Oh, I'm sorry. >> This dude literally changed up his look. Oh my [ __ ] I'm sending you to jail. >> I didn't Yeah, we didn't take anything cuz I I know I didn't grab nothing. >> no, this dude just look all by his and she literally like broke >> Okay, if that's going to be the case, well, you can address that another day. But maybe don't get into a >> So, he can do his >> biting match with your >> We'll get We'll get to that. >> significant other. >> Do they give you blankets or no? >> Yeah, we got to get a blanket and mat and stuff. >> The suspect was arrested for domestic battery, resisting arrest, obstructing justice, and battery on an officer. If you enjoyed this video, leave a like, and be sure to subscribe. >> Oh, I didn't post a link to that. That's from Uncovered. That's um Hold on, I got it here somewhere. They're um one of my favorite channels. Where the hell is it? There. There we go. I don't know if anybody else posted it or not. I'm kind of uh kind of in outer space. I haven't really paid much attention to Well, anything. So, let's find another one. Some of these I haven't watched. Woman kicks the cop in the nuts then cries for mommy. Yes, please. >> It's going to be on a 10. I saw a Saturn. I'm going to save. >> This one's from Patrol Stories TV. >> Why'd you just hop in the back seat? >> I didn't have a wheel to hold on. >> Bro, I was just watching you right there. [music] was 5 ft behind you. What are you What are you talking about? Hey, how you guys doing tonight? >> We're good. How are you? >> You guys all got IDs on you? >> Yes. >> Yes. >> Perfect. >> What are we getting pulled over for? >> Hm? >> What are we getting pulled over for? >> you guys just switch seats for? >> What are we getting pulled over for? >> Huh? >> Cuz Jala was driving. She's got >> Now, officer, he asked you first. >> Pretty straightforward. Can you roll down this back window for me, ma'am? >> Uh nothing to do with the >> It does. Can you roll down the back window for me? >> No. >> Thank you. Hey, how y'all doing? >> Hi. >> You got your ID on you? >> Yes. >> Perfect. >> Can I come get my ID out of your car? >> Is this your car, Jala? >> Yes, this is my car. >> I don't have time to play games, unfortunately. There's so many that I want to play. >> I was watching you right there. I was 5 ft behind you. What are you What are you talking about? >> That's crazy. >> No, you got it. >> They got it. >> Yes, can I get my things out of your car, please? >> It's out of what? >> No, he got the things. >> It's in the wallet? >> Yes, yes, they're in. >> So, are they both in there? >> Yes. >> Oh, that's all I need, then. Okay, cool. You guys hang tight for me. >> Okay. Please stop. No, it wasn't. >> Huh? Jala, hop out for me. Can you face the car for me real quick? Perfect. >> What did I do? >> I don't like that they've added all these graphics to their videos. >> No, what was the reason? No, what was the reason? >> They're another one of the channels that I really like. I got to touch you. >> Shoot me up, please. Get me >> Can you step back here for me? >> They're fancy. They're cool. >> Don't touch >> They're just >> Get in the car. >> Don't touch >> They're not my style. >> Please, get in the car. Get in the car. Can I get MY STUFF? JALA, GET IN THE CAR. YOU GOT to take my car home. Get in the car. >> No, we're hanging out. >> Okay, can I get my stuff? >> No. >> Okay. Okay. >> I'm going to talk to you first. >> Yes, okay. >> Okay. >> Jala, can you step >> The hell's wrong with her? >> I don't have nothing else. >> I don't spiders don't match her wig. >> Can I talk to you real quick? Do you not need your stuff? >> Her eye weaves don't match her weave weaves. You got to coordinate this [ __ ] Jayla was the easy one. The woman who took her seat was about to make it much worse for herself. >> There's nothing. Come back to the car. What's going on? >> Nothing. >> What do you What are you freaking out for? >> I don't like police officers. >> I understand. Why'd you guys switch seats? What's the point What's the point in that? It's not your car. >> I'm sorry. Can I please give my phone so I can get numbers out of it? >> your phone here in a second. >> Okay. >> Let me throw it in the back right here. >> Okay. Can I please talk >> Now there's a GOOD BOY. >> TANAYLA! SHE'S TELLING YOU, OFFICER. >> OKAY. Sounds good. Hey, don't get back in the car. >> Don't talk to me. Don't talk to me. No. NO. NO. NO. >> I'M going to Thank you. >> That little temper. >> Thank you. >> That little temper gets you locked up every time. There's a time to put that [ __ ] in your pocket. >> No, you stupid [ __ ] >> QUIT. >> NO, YOU STUPID >> QUIT. >> NO. >> YOU GOING TO HURT YOURSELF IF YOU GOING to keep All right. >> YOU ARE HURTING ME for no reason. I PROMISE YOU. >> STOP. >> OH, THIS IS MY CAR. Can I please talk to her? >> NO. >> TANAYLA! SO, IT'S OKAY. SHUT THE [ __ ] UP. I don't have nothing else. >> No uh two drinks. The cuffs went on, but they didn't slow her down at all. >> No. >> Quit it. >> Y'all just threw me for no reason. I promise you. >> listening like a child. >> What? >> There you go. >> I'm not NO [ __ ] CHILD. >> ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT? Cuz you are behaving like a child. A thousand percent. >> No, I promise you. I'm going to call my mama. >> Shut up. Stop. I'm going to have to pull over. I'm going to treat you like a >> Yeah. >> What's for >> calling PD? >> Actually, Ross, she was using my mic last night. I think I went over that earlier. >> [laughter] >> But, yeah, um hopefully I fixed that issue last night. Kind of skimmed through the replay to check, but I didn't pay very close attention. >> I didn't do nothing. >> Thank you so much for the 10, Ross. >> Cool. STOP, TOBY. STOP. DON'T TOUCH ME. NO, YOU JUST STOLE ME. I PROMISE YOU. NO, I was finished calling the people. We need WHERE DID HE GO? NO. >> You're going to act a child? >> No, I'm not. >> SIT DOWN. >> NO, I'M >> THAT'S SOMETHING the cops should have. They should have like >> No, this [ __ ] is crazy. >> big versions of kids' car seats. So, when they're acting like a child, you can strap them into the car seat. >> Stop. >> Your car is locked. I was getting a hold of you. Take a seat. And tight. You roll this down for me, big dog. You roll this down for me. You want me to want to step out? >> What's up? >> was on. >> Yeah, it'd be great. >> It was on, it was on in my program and running in my other program. I I don't know what the deal was. >> You pop out for me, big dog. Huh? Right now? Just step out for me real quick. >> It hadn't been used in about a month, so maybe it was uh There was some weird setting that was off somewhere. >> [laughter] >> I'm just playing straight through OBS. That and it's got all my settings set up from where I record. So, I don't really have to change much. >> [crying] >> What do you think you're going to do to call You're trying to get your mama locked up too cuz you know damn well mama's not going to come down here and tell you how to act. All right, back here. I'm going to pat you down real quick. Can I go and search you? Oh god, this is some shiny jacket. You guys all right? Wasn't that dude driving and then jump back in the back seat? And he's the one acting the most mature of all of them. Yeah. Reeks of weed. Absolutely. 100% agree, Vicky. Open bottle. Yeah, open container there. Driver was suspended. Yeah, they jumped and switched like as I was walking up to the car. So. So what's what's the driver going for? She punched me. Like while I I pulled her out and I grabbed her hand and she just stiff-armed and shaking her head. His wrist is channel on Reverb Nation. You want to check out all his cool stuff. Very talented man. He did the intro song today and I think about half of the ends the outro songs that I use. What? Call your mom? He did the best ones. I am because my family is part of the Chicago PD. Get this [ __ ] off me. I'm not playing with y'all. Just because Chicago PD arrests your family all the time don't mean that they're part of the PD. No, get this stuff off OF ME. I'M NOT. You punched a police officer, you dummy. YOU'RE NOT GOING TO TALK TO ME LIKE I'M NOBODY. I PROMISE. I'M GOING to talk to you like a child. Don't make me use dad voice. You're not going to TALK TO ME. LEAVE ME ALONE. YOU PUNCHED AN OFFICER. YOU'RE NOT UNDERSTANDING THAT MY family I don't care about your FAMILY BEING COPS. OKAY. BUT YOUR family is not here. Your family is not the ones acting stupid. Your family are not the ones that are going to jail. Your family has jack [ __ ] to do with any of this. >> You put HANDS ON ME, TOO. >> YOU PUNCHED AN OFFICER. >> YOU PUT hands on me, too. Leave me alone. >> you punched an officer. >> And that gives information that they should punch me in my face? >> No one punched you in the face. You fell down. You kick a cop and then that's your lucky to get punched in the face. Kind of how that works. >> My family is on live. >> Excuse me. >> They gave like Don't touch me. Why would you touch me? DON'T TOUCH ME. DON'T TOUCH ME. LEAVE ME ALONE. LET me go. >> Dave for 20. And I paused it for a 20. >> [laughter] >> Thank you so much, Dave. $20 super chat. Dave Melik, I hope I'm saying that right. Whose fault is that? Stupid. Thank you so much, Dave. You're awesome. Welcome to your first live. >> This stuff is hurting me. >> Whose fault is that? >> This stuff is hurting my wrist. This stuff is hurting my wrist. If I keep saying this stuff is hurting my wrist. It's hurting my wrist. >> Taniyah. >> Leave me alone. Leave me alone. No, I don't want to know. >> How old are you? >> I'm 20. 20. Just leave me alone, please. >> You see, I'm I'm too big a smart ass to be a cop. Cuz I would open the door just to get him talking so I could slam it. >> I don't want to know. >> I'd do that over and over and over. Because they'd fall for it every time. I've you got your bag? Have you ID'd both of them? >> No. >> Okay, cool. That's fine. >> You got my phone? >> Do you have your ID on your person? I'll get your phone for you here in a second. >> I might not got my ID. >> What's your name, bro? >> Marquise. >> Marquise what? >> Pennell. >> Okay, hold on a second, let me write it down. >> Write what? >> You guys are going to ride out of here because the the car is going to get towed, so I'll I'll let you get your stuff out of it and everything. >> out. >> Yeah, I'll I'll get your stuff out of it for you and everything like that. >> Where are the girls going? >> Huh? >> Where are the girls going? >> Jail, both of them. >> Why? >> Huh? >> Why? >> Well, the first girl that was driving is going for driving while suspended. The second girl that's driving is going for resisting and acting bad on law enforcement. >> What's the first girl? How do you spell her name? >> Jayla. >> Yeah. >> Yeah, she's going for suspended. >> her name? >> J A Y L A. >> What's her last name? >> Jones. >> Jones? >> Middle initial H. Yeah. Uh what's your last name, bro? What's your last name, big dog? >> He didn't know her name and he's running around with her. You want to put money on her books or something? >> I need my phone. >> Yeah. >> I can get a ride right now. >> All right, that's fine. I'll get it for you. Where are you guys going tonight? Where are you guys Where Where are you going? >> Where do you like to go? >> Nowhere. >> [laughter] >> We got buns, bro. >> I wish we could go get some >> See you later. >> This stuff, bro. >> I wonder if they know their names. >> Ice and smoke, y'all. Bro, petty as hell, bro. >> I heard >> Bag it, son. >> Pastor Lonnie, why you don't need to drive? Why you >> Too many babies are made from casual sex. >> I don't know about that, but if if that ever happens, hey, maybe laws and [ __ ] can change, you know what I mean? >> We may not always agree with the laws, you know, but >> mad I >> I got >> Really, a lot of them and they should be happy that I changed my life. >> What? >> Nobody down here. Please just leave me alone. I don't want to go to jail. Please, I just want to go home. >> If you don't want to go to jail, don't kick cops in the nuts. It ain't rocket surgery. >> No, yeah, please. Please. >> Okay. Once you calm down, we can have a conversation. >> I want to >> I'm not very I'm not very happy right now. >> I don't want no hiccups this time. >> Okay. Can you listen? Can you listen? >> No, she cannot listen. >> Between everything that happened >> [ __ ] she interrupts you. >> I'm going to sit here and be real with you. You can't hit an officer, okay? We're not going to argue about that. You can't do >> Oh, no. She let him talk. >> Secondly, that's why you're putting handcuffs. >> Criminals interrupt cops more often than I interrupt videos. That's a lot. >> And then, when you're walking out here, you decided to kick me. And you kicked me in a not-so-nice area. Okay? Okay, well Whether or not you did it. >> She said sorry. >> [music] >> But soon she'd get even more violent, crying for her >> So, wait. There's more? Good. HOLY [ __ ] YOU'RE A BIG GIRL. YOU DON'T NEED YOUR MAMA. I'll call your mama and tell her TO DO BETTER. WHAT'S SHE GOT THERE? SOME SUNFLOWER SEEDS? LIKE SUNFLOWER SEEDS? >> I'll look at it, but you can't act a fool. >> Okay, can I just GET MY MOTHER? >> 100%. >> FACE THAT WAY. Turn that way. Show me your hands. >> [laughter] >> Show me your hands. FACE THAT WAY. LOOK AT ME. YOUR CUFFS WERE PERFECTLY FINE. IT'S A very complicated activity. It's It's It's more takes more smart headedness than rocket science or brain surgery. >> STOP. >> I DON'T GIVE A [ __ ] STOP. >> You just said that. >> You got to have lots of head brains to DO ROCKET SURGERY. >> I WANT MY MAMA. I'M HERE BY MYSELF. STOP KICKING ME CUZ I WANT MY MAMA. >> ALL RIGHT. THEY HAVE WHEELCHAIRS AT THE JAILS. YOU GO AHEAD AND SLAM the door. Oh. >> I WANT MY MAMA. >> DID she get it? >> I want my >> Did she get it? >> Get back in the car. >> NO, I WANT MY MAMA. >> YOU JUST WAIT. >> NO, I WANT MY MAMA. IF I keep saying I >> Maybe that's why they wear them cumbrellas. Maybe it's to keep the mace out of their eyes. THAT'S GOOD THINKING. >> I CAN'T GET MY MAMA. I WANT MY MAMA. >> YOU DON'T GET your mama when you get arrested, stupid. >> Hey. >> [snorts] >> I'm going to read you your rights real quick cuz you're in cuffs in the back of my car, okay? All right, Jala. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law. Do you understand each of these rights I've explained to you? >> Yes. >> Okay. Having these rights in mind, I'm going to ask you a couple questions. Why Why did you guys switch these? >> Okay. So, I switched seats because I don't have a license. I just got that car last week. I'm getting my license this week. >> You're working on getting it all together? >> Yeah, so that's why I switched cars because I know >> I'd much rather do this than get a ticket. Or we get a Hey, why don't you let them drive cuz they have a license? >> Why is Tenia not driving? >> I don't know. She supposed to be driving. SHE DIDN'T DRIVE. I don't know where here we supposed to been at a pajama pajama party at Everest 2. We just had a pajama party. We It was We were still up there. Tenia was supposed to be driving, but she was just drunk and she couldn't drive, so I drove. Even though I don't have my license, I still drove because that's my >> So, you could have >> My life in danger. >> explained that when you got pulled over. You probably caught a break. >> I don't care. This is my life. >> You're sober. Hey, shut Shut up. She's >> Hey, no name, bro. >> You don't have to My sister over there so I can't pull chats up right now. I'm feeling lazy today. >> I don't know them. I just met them at Eric's too. We just look at me. >> Eric's Eric's too is what you do. >> I just met them. He just put some gas in my car. They arrested me. >> told you I didn't want to do >> [laughter] >> Uh Russ for another five. Well, I didn't spell science. Wait, this is a JOKE ON ME. WELL, I HAVEN'T HAD MY ROCKET SURGERY. SO, UH I DIDN'T NOTICE. THANKS AGAIN FOR THE SUPER RUSS. >> [laughter] [crying and laughter] [laughter] >> MAMA, THESE MEAN OLD COPS told me no. Can't let them get away with that. >> And you kicked this car and you damaged any part of it? >> Don't tell these cops not to tell me no. >> I don't care. You're How old are you? >> I'm 21. >> Act it. >> Okay. >> Yes. You Your mom's not coming here. You're not making a phone call right now. Nope. He almost brought it up to dad voice. Anybody need a dad voice? That's his [ __ ] >> She's a mess. Hammer drunk. She jumped in the front of the car. I switched with her. So. >> Who's that? >> I don't know. She's a mess though. >> [crying] >> No, I actually wouldn't let us finish that video. That one didn't do much to me. >> Please, I need my mama, please. PLEASE. PLEASE, I NEED MY MAMA, PLEASE. Somebody talk to me. Please. Please. Please, talk to me, please. >> I'm sorry. I was Okay, cool. At 21, I was a smart-ass, spoiled punk. And I never once in any situation started crying, "I want my mama." or "I want my daddy." None of that [ __ ] I knew at that young age, as a worthless, drunk, alcoholic college kid that um that my parents weren't going to come bail me out. Maybe I was raised right, I don't know. So, what's the game plan, boys? Just talk to me for a second. I'm Officer So-and-so with the Police Department. Would you provide a voluntary breath sample to us? >> I just love my mama. Like, y'all not letting me do nothing. And it's not my hurt. I just love my mama. >> Mama is what we like to call in the business an enabler. You don't need your mama. >> I didn't do nothing. >> Your mama is the reason you're in this mess, stupid. >> [laughter] >> Shot for three. Sending what I can to thank Chris for the banger win. >> [snorts] >> Well, he'll send it to Chris, homie. >> [laughter] >> I appreciate it. I really do. So, you can send >> to him? >> No, here. >> Probably, somehow. >> I can't >> Being in my room or something, I don't know. >> I can't do this. I'm scared. That's it. >> I am not affiliated with Chris's bingo cards. I don't know [ __ ] about him. All right. >> And my friend is here. >> But, thank you, Joe. >> I'm just trying to breathe. And I can't breathe. >> You got to calm down to be able to breathe. >> I'm going to juice docks. >> I don't want nobody to hold me. I can't be held. >> a seatbelt. We're not holding you down. It's called a seatbelt. >> BEING HELD. I WAS being thrown and everything. I was being >> Maybe you need to be held. Maybe you should have been held more as a child. >> So, listen. We're here now. Okay? >> I should have been a therapist. >> to go through the process. >> I don't like that. I was being thrown. I don't like that. >> Okay? So, right now >> Is that for real? >> Right? >> But, no. Cuz I'm being >> Call anybody but my mama. >> You didn't listen. You're in custody. >> I was. >> You are. >> You are. You are in custody. >> Y'all should have thrown >> Don't worry about it. >> I wasn't here for that. >> Your viewership is all I request. >> like that. I was trying >> Everything else is just a bonus. >> Don't throw. >> I'm very much appreciated. >> You yelled now. You can listen. We're at the point where you listen, okay? You need to sit back in that seat and get a seatbelt put on you. >> thrown. >> You're not being >> being thrown at me. >> Listen with your ears, not with your mouth. Be an adult. Sit back in the seat. >> thrown. >> Then sit back in the seat so you can be buckled in. >> They're throwing me. Being thrown. >> Listen. >> I'm going to sue you for trademark infringement. >> in. >> How dare you? >> They're throwing me. Being thrown. >> Well, that's pretty cool, though. Thanks. >> I'M BEING THROWN. I DON'T HAVE NOBODY DOWN HERE. That's why I'm >> Missed opportunity. Mom. Mom. Mommy. Mom. Mama. Stewie. Why did I automatically read that in Stewie voice? >> You're going to jail for aggravated >> I don't mean I can't do a Stewie voice. I just meant Stewie voice was in my head as I was reading that. >> I just trying to be rude. >> Well, guess what? You can't punch a police officer. You're going to sit back in that seat. You're going to sit back in that seat and you're going to go to jail. Dad voice her. >> Can I talk? >> No. She may have never heard dad voice in her life. Sit in the seat. >> Can I talk? No. >> If she had a daddy, he was probably not very much of a disciplinarian, I would say. >> No, Toby. No, I don't want to go to jail. >> I just want to put your foot in Put your foot in this way. Put your foot in the car. >> [laughter] >> I DON'T LIKE JAIL. I WANT MY MAMA, PLEASE. I WANT MY MAMA. STOP TOUCHING ME. STOP TOUCHING ME. STOP TOUCHING ME. I WANT MY MAMA. NO, I WANT MY MAMA. I WANT MY MAMA. NO. STOP TOUCHING ME. NO. >> DAVE MADDOCK GIFTING OUT five SDC memberships. Thank you so much, Dave. You're a wonderful human being. >> I can't sit. I don't like it. >> New members, be sure and thank Dave. He's a fine fellow. >> No, please. I can't breathe. I can't breathe. I can't I can't breathe. No, I can't breathe. No, I can't sit. I cannot >> If you just shut the [ __ ] up, they'd roll a window down for you. You'd breathe fine then. >> IF I CAN'T SIT, I CANNOT BREATHE. >> GETTING YOUR FOOT IN THE CAR, I'M GOING to spray you. >> I CAN'T SIT. >> SPRAYER. SPRAYER. >> Can I breathe? >> Here's your mom. >> It's a double team door slam. You make me proud. >> What is going on? >> They Oh, what? They arrested me. They told me no. >> Cuz I'm I'm trying to breathe. I'm trying to breathe and and there was something I guess my friend had a warrant and I'm trying to breathe and they won't let me breathe and they threw me in a police car and they were tossing me around. >> Oh, [ __ ] >> on the real reason why you're in the back of a police car. >> Yes, please do. >> How you hit an officer? >> I didn't hit them. >> Okay, so I'm going to tell >> Kicked him. It's different. >> They was throwing me. Mom, they threw me. And I'm trying to kiss my friends and I can't kiss my friends. >> Have you been drinking? >> I was, but they was throwing me and stuff like that. I'm telling you >> I hope mama just rips her new one. I doubt she will, but she needs to. >> They was throwing me and I'm telling you the truth, mama. They kept throwing me. They was throwing me. >> No, not all right. She's lying to you. You know she's lying to you. Call her out on it. >> They kept throwing me. >> So, what what what what's that what happens now, sir? >> Uh so right now she's being arrested for aggravated battery to a peace officer two times, resisting arrest two times. So, she got out of the car on a traffic stop when her friend was getting arrested cuz she was driving on suspended. I need you to quit yelling for a second, okay? >> Can't you see the grown-ups are on the phone? >> I want to talk to you for a second. >> I know. Mom, they kept throwing me. >> Wait, listen to your mother. Listen to your mother. >> telling you the truth. >> Do you have ears? >> Yes. >> You need to calm down. >> THEY KEPT THROWING ME, MAMA. I TOLD YOU THE TRUTH. >> PLEASE. All that woo-woo rah-rah what you're doing is nothing right now. So, I need you to calm down and be quiet. >> But mama, I need you to I'm telling you the truth. THEY KEPT THROWING ME. >> Do you have ears? I understand all >> I hear mama throw out a whose fault was that? >> [laughter] >> Okay? >> Chris throwing out a $10 super chat. But if you sue me, I can't make any more donations. Wait, shouldn't you be paying your mods? Strike, union, protest, protest. Oh, wait, I need the blue wrench there. Never mind. >> [laughter] >> Well, that was a lot. No, me being a moderator is completely voluntary, Chris. >> Okay, but I can tell you that I'm telling you the truth when I was talking to you. >> But I have some really good ones, so you know. If it was a paid thing, I I wouldn't hire a better crew than I've got. >> Be respectful. I was being respectful to them. I was just talking. I got this. I WAS BEING DISRESPECTFUL CUZ THEY WERE talking to me. >> Okay, Janelle, well, calm down right now. That's what you need to do and be quiet. >> Okay. Can I talk to you now? >> Yeah, except >> Okay, thank you so much. Okay, so I can send you a text message with all the information what jail she's going to be at. >> It is 3:00. So, in about 4 minutes, I'm going to ask you >> League of Fiction for Pat. This one time at mod camp? >> Take a deep breath in. When I tell you to. >> I'm going to picture American Pie, but also picture like a boot camp that mods have to go through. >> That's how I blow the balloon. >> That was too That was too light. So, what it said was insufficient sample. >> They do like a exercise where they chase the racist. >> Like blowing a balloon or something. >> Thanks, Lake. Appreciate it, buddy. >> Yeah, it's a hard one. Yeah, if you could specify that. >> Well, I thought I did, but apparently >> you know, when I blow a balloon, I'll be like >> .18 >> All right. All right. Do you know [snorts] what the legal limit in the state of Illinois is? >> Um like Is it 0.8? >> .08 >> .08 >> You're a 251. >> That's too much. >> 251? >> That's over three times the legal limit. >> She swapped seats so her friend wouldn't get a ticket. She left with five charges, [music] two assaulted officers, and a life-threatening blood alcohol >> They better charge her with that DUI. That's all I got to say. >> All right. Um I don't know how much longer we're going to be on. Probably just a little bit. So as is the Sunday custom I'm going to play this one again. Cuz I do it every week because it's never ever ever not funny. So who is that? Dave's first time here? Here you go, buddy. This for you. >> This is going to suck. >> [laughter] >> THIS IS GOING TO SUCK SO BAD. >> [laughter] >> I'M ABOUT TO PEE NOW. >> HOLD ON. MAY NEED TO HOLD ON TO THIS. >> NOT IN YOUR WAY, RIGHT? >> NO. NO. I'm good. >> Right here? >> Yeah. >> Ready? >> No. >> [laughter] >> Why would I be ready for this? >> TASER. TASER. TASER. >> OW. [ __ ] >> [laughter] >> OH MY GOD. >> [laughter] >> NEVER NOT FUNNY. >> I DIDN'T POOP. BUT I PEED. BUT SHE PEED. >> [laughter] >> OH MY GOD. >> GETS ME EVERY TIME. >> [laughter] >> Oh my god. >> [laughter] >> That hurt like hell, y'all. Oh. Yeah, that hurt. Yeah, so there's that. It's never not funny, like I said before. Okay, what? What what what what? I have a whole lot of time. I'm going to play this one. This is the one that's got the guns in it. So, we're not going to play it all, but the the first half you get the gist of it and I may skip to the end so that um so that you can kind of see how it how it ended up. >> You're a ugly [ __ ] That was it. You're a fat [ __ ] Let's actually spar, you and me. I will [ __ ] >> This guy is like the epitome of a douche canoe. >> What started as one of the most entertaining drunk encounters officers had ever seen didn't end that way. This barefoot, self-proclaimed rich guy had cops laughing from the very first second. But somewhere between the watch comments, the name-dropping, and the sparring challenge >> Oh, yeah, did you not see the the pic at the beginning? >> Your call? Well, I got to stay with him. What's wrong? >> Remind me, I'll pull that up here in a little bit. >> You tell me. Nothing, honestly. You live there? >> Actually, I'm going to go ahead and show you that again. [ __ ] Since you brought it up. This way. There's a pic of me like February last year. Maybe March, something like that. It was a while back. I had a little bit bigger cheeks. That was back when everybody was or when there were always somebody in the comments telling me to spit out the tobacco and I'd tell everybody I don't I'm not chewing tobacco, I'm just fat. So, yeah, there's that. >> Doesn't matter. Huh? >> Not your business. >> It's not my business? >> Correct. >> Oh, okay. >> All right. >> I got to. You tell me. >> All right. >> Y'all amped up for no reason. Y'all are here with no shoes on. >> I just told you. >> You didn't tell me anything. You said it's not my business. >> you it's not your [ __ ] business, right? >> Oh, you got a mouth on you. >> I do. >> That's how you talk to everybody? Or just me? >> No, not just you. Honestly, right? >> Honestly what? >> I already told that I'm the only witness in this situation, so >> What did you witness? >> Well, whatever I witness is what I witness, right? >> How does that sound? >> told you, right? >> No, you didn't tell me anything. >> Well, I just told you what the [ __ ] I said, right? >> What is it what What is it about your language that makes you think you can just use it however you want? >> I don't know. Yeah, but I'll be around longer, so >> punch you in the face. I think it's sad. >> you do that? >> Why would I >> So I guess it evens out. >> Well, I wouldn't do it cuz I'm in uniform. If I wasn't in uniform, I'd tune you up just by the the way that you're talking to me. That's not how you talk to me. Yes. That's how you talk to Is that how you talk to your father? Is that how you talk to your father? No, I respect my father. >> I have a lot of respect for my father. >> Nobody wouldn't dare talk to his father that way, but I'm Yeah, he tries to tries to boss his mom around the same way. >> [clears throat] >> As an equal? >> You're standing out here barefoot, drunk, and we're equal? >> Why do you think I'm drunk? >> Why do I think you're drunk? I was I don't think you're drunk. I know you're drunk. You know why I know you're drunk? Oh, I know it. >> that [ __ ] right off of me. >> [laughter] >> That's neither here nor there. It's the mere fact that you don't respect authority. >> a month? >> Doesn't matter. Oh, you think it's your Oh, you think it's the money that gives >> My watch doesn't really make much. >> You think it's the money? >> Well, you know, that's >> The account does you nothing when your jaw is >> Nobody cares how much money your daddy has. >> cuz somebody who doesn't care about your money or your watch knocked you out because you don't know how to keep your mouth shut. And then you know what happens? Here's the worst part. Your parents sit in the lobby and they say, "Why did you talk to him like that? Did we raise you to talk to people like that?" No, they didn't. But here you are, 2:00 in the morning, barefoot out here, drunk, talking to me crazy. >> Well, who's going to wire my whole show? >> Not me. >> I know someone. >> That's the unfortunate part. >> I know. >> I know. >> Unfortunately. >> Somebody will. >> It's good. >> Yeah, somebody will. And I'm excited. I can't wait. >> Well, it's all right. It's not >> I'm going to follow him around with a camera crew for when it happens. >> Not now, I'm not. But, if you ever do if you ever do want to spar >> Spar? >> Yeah. >> You see when you do [ __ ] like that, that's what gets you in trouble. >> Why? >> Cuz you think you're being cute. You see when you put your hands in someone's face like that >> I do it for living. If you ever want to spar >> I love it this cop just kind of clowned his ass the whole time. >> In front of somebody in a uniform, that's where you get in trouble. >> Nobody's scared about your uniform. >> It's not about you being scared, it's called respect. >> I do I do respect. I respect people that are have equal respect. >> Equal respect. I've been nothing but cooperative >> What? >> with anybody here. >> What? >> What? >> If you've talked to me like this in the past 5 minutes, I can only imagine the [ __ ] you've said to them. >> Awesome. >> in the past hour. >> nothing but cooperative. >> They say all kinds of [ __ ] to somebody that you know can't do anything because of their job. >> until you sober up. >> I mean, brother, I have I have no games to play. You guys have I have zero chance of being in trouble. I've done nothing wrong tonight. >> Oh, I Trust me, if you did something wrong, your ass would be going to jail. I promise you that. >> what, [ __ ] I'm I haven't done anything wrong. >> that mouth of yours. That's what it is. It's the mouth. >> Fortunately, I can't get arrested for my mouth. >> Bet he does some wrong stuff later. >> Cuz I'd be dragging you kicking and screaming all the way to county. >> you wish it, but >> Okay. >> fortunately, it's not going to happen. >> Uh-huh. >> Your wishes isn't coming true. >> Maybe. I'm still here until I'm not here. >> Who knows, right? >> Yeah, who knows? Who knows? >> Check my pockets. Maybe you'll find something in there. >> What? >> Maybe you'll find something in there. >> What? Are you a police officer? Is that what you want Oh, so let me guess, you're a cop so you can talk to other cops however the [ __ ] you want cuz you're a cop? No? Are you in the military? >> real estate. >> Is there Oh, you're real estate. >> This is real estate. >> Cool. >> This is real estate. >> That's nice. So, it's because you do real estate, you have a lot of money, you're drunk, it's 2:00 in the morning, you can just talk to people however you want. >> rude >> Real estate can pay well if you really bust your ass at it, but most people get into real estate because everything else in their life has failed. >> That's right. It sounds like you care. You said, "Oh, I got my my watch." So you can just talk to people however you want. All right. Anything else you'd like to tell me? >> No, honestly no. >> Okay, so you're just going to sit here and stop talking? >> Yeah. >> Okay, I think so. Let's play the quiet game. >> So >> No, you're playing it. I'm not playing the game. >> I'll do it together. >> No. >> Oh, I'll do it by myself. >> Please. >> Okay. Here, I'm going to have to ask you to take two steps to your right because that glare is killing me. I think he needs to run his mouth to Sergeant Donut over there. >> I thought you were playing the quiet game. >> No, I play I mean, to be honest, I do whatever the [ __ ] I want. >> [laughter] >> Kind of how I It's kind of how I work in life. >> Right. Sure. >> Follow me on Instagram. >> Sure. >> Ricky Del Real. >> Okay. You do whatever you want, but you're standing there sitting put cuz I told >> Oh, um >> But you do whatever you want. >> I don't know if I'll be able to check in on the big guy or not, but >> I promise you this, you move >> showed Ashley the the picture he posted on my escort. >> Do something. >> She absolutely loves that dog and is curious to what breed it is. >> I am very conscious that if I were to move from this spot and >> I'll go talk to him and tell him it's cute. >> the right to do. >> I'll make it over there. >> You do have the right to do that? >> I believe so. >> Oh, you believe. >> At the end of the day, you tell me if I do or if I don't. >> No, I mean, you said you're the one calling the shots here, right? You said you >> He's a Boston? >> Am I allowed to or no? >> You tell me. >> That's what she said at first, but she wasn't sure. >> Well >> Cuz she had a Boston years ago. >> telling >> you. >> Am I allowed to go inside? >> What do you think, Ricky? What do you >> asking you. Am I allowed to or no? >> What do we call it? Context clues? So, there's a officer here and officer here. You got two officers. >> you at the end of the day, right? I have nothing to do with this investigation. I have zero zero information on here, right? So, >> Maybe I don't know you. I don't know what you're doing here. >> Well, ask your ask your fellow officer. >> No. >> Right? I have nothing to do with your guys' investigation. Am I allowed to go inside? >> You tell me, Ricky. >> Well, at the end of the day, I'm >> How did you end up here? >> Cuz I was cooperating, right? I was helping your your officer out, and I was shedding some light on the situation. >> Did anybody tell you you could go in there? >> Um you know, at the end of the day, >> What? >> He's being an [ __ ] about it, but he is asking. >> Right? I told them, and I was like, "Hey, look, I'm I'm 100% armed right now. And I was fully cooperating. >> What's the point of this? What what what are you getting at? What are you getting at? >> Honestly, you're an ugly [ __ ] That was it. >> Oh, okay. >> [laughter] >> Okay. >> No, I was just kidding. I was just [ __ ] with you. >> I guess. >> But um Yeah, man. I guess I'll just stay here cuz I feel like if I go inside, you'll you'll try to put your hands on me, and if I try >> Well, what's that going to do? >> Well, I just feel like if I if I try to fight back, like you'll probably just shoot me, so I'll just I'll just stand here. You know? >> You're a comedian? Do you tell jokes for a living? You should. You should. I think you You think you think if me and you were to go one-on-one, you would >> Would somebody mind throwing up my Discord link if nobody has yet? >> [laughter] >> That way people can see it. >> [ __ ] laughing your ass off, you know? Then I would Come on. >> Then you guys can hang out after the show. Pop in from time to time. >> You think if you and me >> Check for the latest channel news updates. >> [laughter] >> Yeah, I I don't want to say this like in a disrespectful way, but don't shoot me, right? >> That was Mo. He is a sugar glider. That's her baby. That's her favorite child out of all of them we have. >> [laughter] >> They're um I think they're Australian. Something like that. I'm not 100% sure. It's like a um like a chipmunk squirrel um flying squirrel um something They're marsupials. So, he's part possum, I guess. >> Throw it on the ground. >> [laughter] >> Are you [ __ ] >> Or opossum, if you're fancy. >> All right. You've been drinking for how many hours? >> No, no, no. I I don't drink. >> No? >> No. >> What's that wristband say? >> J A plus. >> [laughter] >> Oh, there it is. >> Where do you train? >> He doesn't throw poop at you. It's just >> I thought >> Like if there's something at the bottom of his cage and he's digging around and stuff, it flings everywhere. >> You're a thought pal. >> He's not like a monkey. He won't like poop in his hand and sling it at you. >> Oh, man. >> Right at the end, Mary Beth. >> I know. I wish You wish you could, right? >> Yeah, sure. That's what I wish. >> You don't have to. You don't have to. >> Okay, Ricky. >> Ricky Darrel. >> Okay. No, thank you. >> What it is. >> I haven't laughed like that in a while. >> Oh, yeah. >> I thought you were just a comedian. >> I haven't stretched like that in a while, either. >> Huh? Stretch? Where do you train at? >> I think they're kind of having a douche-off between the two of them. >> Train for what? >> Let's spar. >> Why? For what? >> The cop's beating him at his game, but >> I like you clearly shouldn't >> play his game. >> What? >> You want to fight me, so >> What makes you think I want to fight you? >> Let's spar. >> What makes you think I want to fight you? >> Like aside from like I have my little [ __ ] gun in my badge right now, and I'll shoot you. Aside from that, like let's actually spar, you and me. Dude, I will [ __ ] put you on your ass, dead ass. >> Okay, dead ass, okay. Oh, okay. Whatever you say, Ricky. >> Hey, look. >> All right, so let's like what gym do you go to? Like it. What the [ __ ] >> You're funny, dude. >> I know. >> I'm glad I came here. >> I'm glad you did, too. I would I've been going to combat college since 2011. Man, I would love to see you there. >> Mhm. >> I genuinely feel like I would put you on your ass. I'd put any amount of money on it. >> Mhm. >> One head kick, and I'd [ __ ] crack your head open. >> Okay. >> That's how I feel. >> Okay, hey, you're entitled to feel however you choose to feel. >> a you're a >> There's a visual I didn't want to see. >> You know what I mean? I feel like maybe if you were to get me on the ground and we were to spar for a little bit, and you we were to we were to wrestle, like maybe. But, I feel like with the the matter of 30 seconds, I'd put you in a [ __ ] lock. So, it's like I don't know, maybe you'd [ __ ] me up. Who knows? At the >> You didn't know Wiki. >> That's all part of the fight. >> A new member, thank you. Welcome. >> Well, I I >> Wonderful to have you. >> You have to respect the game, right? And I respect any opponent that that sits, you know, across from me, cuz at the end of the day, you never know. They could take your life. >> Okay. >> moment. And you have to be cognizant of that, and you have to respect it, cuz trust me. I've been I've been across from somebody that I thought I was really going to be >> they're boring the [ __ ] out of Sergeant Donut back there. >> I've been there before, so I completely understand. >> But, maybe the contact officer here, maybe maybe he's brilliant in keeping the guy distracted while they're investigating some other [ __ ] >> Did you tell the officer you had a video of the incident? >> I just want to go inside. Thank you. I'm man enough to admit, you know. Listen, I think the biggest [ __ ] in the world is a person that sits in front of any man that says like I'll [ __ ] you up. >> So at the end of the day >> That's crazy cuz that's all you've been saying this entire time. >> No. No, I mean I like I'm confident if you and me were to go to like one-on-one combat like I'm confident I'd be you know the the man that comes out on top but like I'm never I'm you know I'm always I'm always respectful of the fact that like I know at any given time >> You haven't been respectful in the least. >> I'm always respectful of that. >> And I feel like if you're a man and you go into combat and you feel like you're just there's no chance that >> All right. >> a real fighter. You've never been in real combat. >> Guess we're five. Gang. Send good thoughts and prayers for Mary Beth's dad in the hospital. >> Whiskey >> Yeah, definitely do that. >> What do I have? Tequila. >> Thanks Chris. Mary Beth, I hope your dad I hope I wish him well and um >> Normally >> I hope he recovers from whatever's ailing him. >> Normally get like this when I drink tequila. >> No, dude I already told you >> Now you bail for six months. >> I can say whatever I want to you. >> Never not funny. Thanks for making me LMAO, Shane. >> [ __ ] to me. You know. So yeah. I've kind of just talking my [ __ ] because if you guys do some [ __ ] to me I'm going to sue the [ __ ] >> guy's kind of boring me. >> Oh, what's your name? Ricardo Rio Jr. actually. As a matter of fact, what's your name? >> Lex Luthor must be proud. >> Let's skip skip skip skip. Becoming a channel Okay, um So I'm going to let me let me hide that real quick. So I can get to the right spot. Um the guy went inside if you haven't seen this one. Um eventually he went inside and apparently he He hanging out the window. Racking his gun. In a way that um I don't know if they could see it or not, but they could definitely hear it. So. Officers all drew their guns and and talked him out of the house. YouTube doesn't like showing guns on stream, so. Skipped all that part. >> number to support future body cam releases. >> Yeah, well, that's the end of it. Anyway, that's what happened uh in a nutshell. Go to What channel was that? Um um um um um It's from Body Cam Stories. Here. There it goes. So, go over there and watch the whole thing. Um I wish I could show the whole thing, but you know, YouTube's really weird about some [ __ ] But, I'm going to go ahead and call it there. It's been uh It's been a long weekend. I got a long weekend of YouTube incoming up. We're going on vacation next week, so this week I'm going to double up on some videos and make sure I have enough to release while I'm gone. Um where's my thing? There we go. Excuse me. Um big shout out to the mods. You guys keeping the show going, keeping everybody in line, keeping me in line, you know, helping me chase the squirrels. Um Yeah, everybody go watch Bacon at 6:10. Uh I'd like to stay on long enough to raid into him, but I'm just not going to be able to do it tonight. Um Thanks for the super super chats, super stickers. Um welcome new members. Thank you guys for gifting memberships to new members. Um I don't know if I'm forgetting anybody or not. Squirrels all over the place. But, you guys have a good evening and enjoy the rest of your weekend, and I'll have a new video out tomorrow. Hopefully oh um the pinned comment is the second channel SDC Raw. Been posting there a little more often lately. I'm trying to build up more and more videos over there. So I'm going to try to post one over there tomorrow, too. So go subscribe to SDC Raw if you haven't. And um I'll see you tomorrow on both channels, I guess. Have a good one, guys. >> [music] [music] >> Shame on criminals left [music] to right.