your reality is a little off the W no how do you know that because we're in the real world no I'm in the real world too okay now let me ask you a question Jason yes sir have you any drugs today why is there a dog in here I'm afraid of [Music] dogs welcome back y'all the secret ingredient to a good fried chicken is some AC right don't do drugs kids drugs are bad check it out on November 19th 20 23 police were dispatched to a neighborhood in response to a man causing a disturbance step it up he's banging on passing cars come on Sheriff's Office stop don't tell are you yes you're about to find out how real he is am I alive am iing dead stop stop stop get on the ground get on the ground on the ground okay get on the ground all the way down all all the way down we real we are real stay on the ground that's not how you do the chicken dance still a good one though let's see it again we are real stay on the ground stop stop turn around get on the ground stay on the ground stay on the ground look look we're trying to help you okay all right look going to Tas you again if you don't comply we get you m okay all right okay but who's who's in control I think that's pretty obvious at this point stop told you stop you're going to keep getting tased if you don't stop we real okay okay you're real okay now let him let him do let him do what he needs to do I don't know if I'm a chicken you're not you're not a chicken out all right he's soaking wet from sweat y'all s okay how do I know if you exist uh we we exist we're real you're not a chicken okay well obviously he exists or he wouldn't tase you twice stand up come why why are you doing this I do WR I tried to be good we're trying to help you to be good these are the Ang trying to help you okay no stop all right come on stop trying to argue against my reality well your reality is a little off the walk no no how do you know that because we're in a real world no I'm in a real world too okay now let me ask you a question Jason yes sir have you did any drugs today I did do drugs what you do I did mushrooms but we had this conversation before sir turns out the care for bird flu is not Sly iing time am I in my hammock right now hey hey they going to check you okay can they check you okay they're just going to check you on stop I don't know okay like can you please stop wa stop stop can you please talk to me yeah like I'm a person we are no you're not talking to me like I'm like somebody look look look I see you looking at me try to well you're causing a scene of course people are looking at you stupid okay you're trying to help me but am I trying to help you look we're just trying how do I argue against you we're not arguing with you are arguing with me am I a person arguing with you or are you arguing with me right now okay m what's the nature of my own reality I've been phased I don't know you were tazed you weren't phased it's not Star Trek the reality is that real okay okay you're trying to help me stop wait stop okay I kind of could be if you're helping me why can't I be in my own thoughts let me let me borrow your arm Jus what are you going to do with my arm sir blood pressure that's all I want you just want my blood pressure sit can I ask you a question sir go for it okay if I'm okay I'm tell well no please don't taste me please don't not note not how do I know you're real though listen but you tasted me before but you did it twice but you know why no I don't cuz you don't know how to act right why I'm being compant right now I know but you say but you just keep on saying I'm in compant with you but then how do I know you exist let me borrow your arm you can't borrow my arm it belongs to me sir why are you trying to argue against me will you stop holding me no cuz you're trying to get I don't know if I'm trying to get away sir okay we're we're telling you you're trying look right now you're you're telling me but I'm I telling myself do I exist right now or am I like is this going to be in okay let me take your pleas no wait please please if you didn't exist you wouldn't annoy me so much is somebody out there this can't be happening quit pulling away right am I ex like am I existing yes what's okay okay okay okay this is this is real yes like I feel you sir okay good cuz I'm I don't know are you filming me yes oh yeah my hammock right now no that's you're not your ham okay then how do you know CU you're standing up how do I know that I'm standing up CU I can't exist like this look down you are standing up what's down okay please are you real you me get if you want am I the nature of my no no no no no don't TCH me hold on don't touch me I just want to go home you're burning my hands you're hurting my hands I feel I feeling paid right now stop holding my hands sit tight please getting those no you're fish hooking me no we're getting off no you're hurting me right now we got them off of you no you're hurting me all right come on wait wait stop stop stop will somebody tell me if this is going to end it will real sure I'll tell you it's going to end in jail and all over the Internet arue against what's this thereit in here okay but the thing is if I exist in my own head sir are you holding me or am I holding youen we don't want to have a t i want to be people out there it's like a chicken coou on Wheels you're 11 in there stop stop please help me you people Jason sit down stop I want to go home I want to go home sit down I want to go home I live up the road please stop stop you're going to get hurt you're going to get hurt you're hurting me going you're wait wait stop what's the nature are you real I'm being calm sir I'll Chas you again all right I'm calm all right thank you J why is there a dog in here I'm afraid of dogs you should be dogs and chickens don't usually get along that good guess what when you were trying to block him off they start chasing your car I'm like yeah yeah but y'all miss the car he beat the sh yeah I saw that one I wish had at the hospital but he probably needs to get checked there's a dog help me so you tried to break up with him today no we broke up but like we're still processing things am I a chicken why am I a man I don't know you might I say 45 minutes to an hour you might want to let him sit a while because yeah he's getting a little longer than that mushrooms it could be a few hours before he calms down and uh I don't yeah am I in a van or am I in my head not a van why you just s it you just I'm not in a fing fan I tricked you iing knew it I'm in my head I'm not a fing fan you don't accept exist so therefore we go back what's the nature of My reality why you trying to stick a dog on me sir I told you dogs and chickens don't get along that's kind of mean dog over there we get you out we're going get you out you said You' been W to get out of here and try to break out so we're going get you out okay okay can I please talk to you okay to start duning okay you said you want to talk else we got some here for you talk to okay all right can you go away for a moment I don't I don't I don't look stop sir sir sir please don't go away okay no okay I'm not trying to be rude to you get you in there so you said you want to talk to somebody else okay I do want to talk to somebody okay we're going talk somebody else I just want to know the nature of my own reality am I sir as far as I know two counts of Miss two counts of misor obstruction and a disorderly conduct oh you got a tack in your de on foot hop over to that chair right there get get a glove he's got a spur on his foot must be one of them fighting chickens over to the chair right there right there right there there you go sit right there he's going to pull that that tack out or whatever that is or or is that a Barb from the yeah taser yeah it is a bar oh you got the little see that's why you pick the barbs up after you pull them out some idiot might step on one yellow Barb stat your thing I'm going get these off going into the back okay all right you don't have nothing else on you no sir all right I think the chicken onesie should be standard issue in every County Jail have a little fun with it get you sitting down this bench for me there's a bench behind you I'm going get you sitting down on that okay it'll be all right you just got to be in here for a few hours then you can get booked in and get bonded out you can go back home and hopefully not in just whatever it is you have ingested today that made you walk up and down the street in a chicken onesie beating on ambulances and police calls Jason was charged with disorderly conduct in two counts of resisting arrest well there you go short one but a fun one don't take shrooms and dress up like a chicken and start beating on ambulances that's my public service announcement for the day be sure to like subscribe leave a comment see you on the next one for