I need >> Oh my god. >> Welcome back y'all. We got a fun one today from Body Cam Goat. Link to that one will be in the description. As always, I'm not completely clear on what the original call was. I think it might have been for a mom and daughter fighting or something like that, but that's not important. When the son decides he's going to get involved, hilarity ensues. Check it out. Let me see your phone. >> It's too late for that. We have to make a decision. You're going to have to go to jail for that. All right. >> Oh, you're going to you're going to taser me. >> You come at me like that, I will protect myself and have nothing. No one has nothing. >> Ma'am, I need to >> dude sounds like Arie from Gilbert Grape. >> You what's going on? I will not talk to you in front of your son. >> No, I'm her son. I'm going to stand by her side. If you threaten to pull out the [ __ ] taser on me, I swear to God. >> Well, you guys want to do something? Do something, [ __ ] >> Go ahead. Do something. Your your camera on your camera on your camera. No, I don't see no light on. What's >> on? >> No. Yep. There it go. Where's the red light? There's one. >> Red light. Good. >> The whole time. >> Good. You ain't got nothing on me. So what are you going to come at me for? Go ahead. >> You're always right for mying mother. >> I'm not doing nothing. >> You're going to stay here. Okay. >> Okay. What's your badge number? What's all four of your badge number? >> No. >> You're taking my mother to jail. >> I'm going to go out on a limb here and say your mom probably broke the law. Stupid. >> No. You're taking my mother to jail. You guys are doing this in front of my kid. In front of my family. You think you think this is good? >> You're going to step back. All right. >> What's up? >> What's up? You scared? >> Where's Arie? Gilbert, say, "Where's Arie?" >> You scared? >> You have badge gun. Take off your badge gun. See real scared you are. >> Go lay down somewhere, Elmo. Ain't nobody scared of you. You ain't nothing with a badge and gun. You ain't nothing with a badge and gun. Ain't nothing. You're all [ __ ] [ __ ] ass. Oh, just wait. Just wait. >> Just wait. Just wait. My math teacher says I'm this close to learning how to carry the one. >> Just cuz you're taking the I'm not coming at you. >> Closer. >> I'm in your bubble. I'm in your bubble. >> Officers. Officers. Officers. He's not talking about your bubble. He wants you to blow some bubbles. He'll probably eat them. >> You want to say something to me? You want to say something? >> What's up then? >> What's up then? >> Go upstairs. >> No, you ain't got tobody. >> Is it bad that I want to watch that big one try to pass a PFD? >> I can walk. >> It's my property. What am I doing? I'm making aggressive. You want to pull your finger at me? You got >> I made you aggressive. >> Exactly my point. How long you been an officer? >> Just look how intimidated these guys are. They're so scared. They're just going to turn their backs on him and walk away. >> Yeah. >> Because I don't want to make him the third person. >> Okay. Yeah. What you guys do with [ __ ] twinkers and you want to sit here and pull a taser out of me? Y'all look like a [ __ ] twinker >> a little bit. >> Right. [Music] >> Why you getting taken in for? >> Yeah, you do. >> Ask my mother. >> Yes, the I do. You want to see what's up? >> You want to see what's up? >> You think you're all scared? You think you're real crazy when you're bouncing guns? >> But he's degrading my officers and he's causing a scene. >> All your officers are pigs. >> Well, that's not very nice. >> You're a [ __ ] pig. >> All right. Drunk and disorderly. >> Where you going there, tough guy? You were just telling them how big and bad you are. Trying to run from consequences. It's not going to work. Turn around. Turn around. Turn around. Turn around. Turn around. Turn around. Turn around. >> He's good. He's good. He's good. >> Are you sure he's good? You sure you don't need a little bit of tasing? Come on now. >> I need hand here. Hand here. >> Really? Where the hell? >> Really? I >> now I know all these tough guys usually holler for mommy, but he knows mommy's cuffed in the back of a cruiser. So, he's going to see if daddy can come save him. >> Can we talk? >> Home is where the Apple Watch is. >> Hey. >> Hey, Siri. How do I get out of this? >> Lift up. Here we go. It's good. Double lock. Double lock. >> I'm not doing anything. To do that, you'll need to be online. >> What did I do any >> grandma? Grandma. >> Now he's wanting grandma to help him. Poor little fell. >> You got his cell phone. >> Hey man, I'm out of the car. >> Am I really drunk? Grandma, you heard them. Don't do this orderly. Right. >> In the car. >> You see this, babe? Record it. >> Get in the car. >> Um, he hasn't been searched, so we need to search him. >> Let's search the ladies first. >> No, nobody's been searched. No. >> Then let's do a favor. Let's just pull around the corner >> so we're away from all of this. All right. And then we'll do all of our searches over there. update pretty freaking important. >> I have my knife in my pocket. Knife. >> Okay. >> Not going to lie to you. >> Thank you. >> Hey, babe. >> All right. I know what's going on. >> Okay. They're in the car. are searching me now, but I need you and grandma like get a hold of a lawyer or something because >> because I've got separation anxiety, but it's okay. I'll be reunited with mom real soon. >> Get a hold of grandma's face. I'm getting rid of my watch right now. Please get a hold of them. >> Can you please? That's my wife, dude, with my key. Somebody marry you. Somebody bred with you. What's this world coming to? >> When you got the county >> anything else on you? >> No, I need a breathalyzer. >> I'm going to take out this club. >> Okay, cool. >> I'm not going to be violent. Nothing but need car. >> Can I get breathalyzer test? >> Dude, tell them you're drunk. Tell them you're absolutely wasted. Don't make him go around thinking that you act like this sober. Can you spray your feet? >> Can I get a breathalyzer taste test, please? >> Yeah, I need a breathalyzer taste cuz I like to chew on the little plastic tips. >> Sir, can I speak to a sergeant? >> I am the sergeant. >> Can I get a breathalyzer taste? >> I don't need a test. You disorderly intox. I don't need >> I'm not even drunk. You don't have to be drunk. >> You said disorderly and drunk. >> I said disorderly intox. That's what I'm trying. No, just a big one to screw down. >> Ma'am, >> maybe he's not drunk. He's giving me a serious XY vibe. >> Please, >> you should have thought about this when you were calling my officer's names, >> getting in our faces, impeding our investigation. No, you don't get to do that, >> ma'am. My daughter, >> please. I'm not doing anything. >> I'm not doing anything to risk you. >> Face the car. >> Your daughter's going to be fine. In fact, her IQ is probably going to jump 12 points with you in jail tonight. They are giving you instructions. >> Ma'am, please. >> I swear to God, I've literally only lost my job two days ago. I'm trying to get >> Somebody hired you. >> My daughter in check trying to >> Oh, you should have better. >> What is my mom getting arrested for? That's my mother. Would you want your mother arrested? >> Yeah, if mom's breaking the law, go for it. people like that. >> Okay, I apologize, but I'm sitting here talking to you as I'm coming. >> As a man, I'm talking to you. >> As a man, come on. >> Can I call my grandmother? Where's my phone? >> Does anybody need a >> grandma? My letter to Santa's sitting on the counter. Be sure to mail that in for me. But >> I Hey, I got some coins right here. >> I want to say something. One, two, three. I know who was all involved. >> Where's my phone, ma'am? >> Hey, spray your feet. >> I am spreading. Why are you guys being so excited? >> Just get moving. Relax. >> I'm not I'm asking where's my phone. That's all I'm asking about. Do you guys No, you guys. >> All right. You said you had injuries. Let me see your mouth. >> I'm asking where's my phone politely, guys. >> Your phone. I picture her using that Snapchat filter with the puppy and the ears and the tongue and all that. It just seems fitting. >> In the bag. Can you guys give the keys to my wife? That's my only set of keys. >> If you guys are going to take me, please. >> Yeah, I'm I'm going to take your shoe off. >> Wait on there. There. >> I got it for you. Simple. >> Thank you. >> There you go. I don't have nothing. >> Excuse me. Thank you. [Music] Can I please say bye to my wife and father? >> Too late. >> What's your name? >> You got the other side. >> You want me to do the other side or you got it? >> How would you feel? >> My mom didn't do anything, you guys. My mom didn't do anything. Hey, I swallowing your sister. >> I'm not arguing with you. >> I'm not arguing with you anymore, either. I'm just telling you the simple fact that my mother didn't do nothing wrong. Your guys, the officers are coming at my mother the wrong way. What did she do that involved her getting arrest? >> Going to be on her paperwork. >> Here, let me take this off. >> But what did I do to you guys to harm you? What did I do? Anything? I have rights. Well, you threatened him and that one laughs at Hardy Pety's pants. So that's damage to property >> opinion. Did I come at you and say anything? >> That's why you're not talking to me. I'm being honest. >> Did I come at you guys? >> I swung at you. Did I do anything? >> Didn't you didn't you run from us? Turned around and said, "Uh, if you guys take my mother, just watch." >> Just watch. What do I have? I had knife. That's not nothing to harm you guys. >> Well, there's your answer. Home went to jail for letting you have sharp things. >> There you go. >> Okay. What is that though? >> Just have a seat. >> I need >> It's late. I probably missed dinner at the jail. You guys got any crayons and some of that delicious Elmer's glue dip? >> Michael, here. I'm going to put this. >> Okay, I'm chilling with you guys. >> Is that No, hold on. That's That's decides. >> I get it. I got you guys. I don't like cops, nor do you guys like people. >> You said we don't like people. >> No, man. >> You guys feel me? I'm not. >> It doesn't matter. It's not fair to generalize. >> That's it for old Arie here. His tough guy act didn't fool anybody. That's all I got for him. Be sure and like, subscribe, leave a comment. See you on the next one.