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hello how are you tonight hey hi hey we
got a call about your driving and said
you're all over the road oh I was trying
to like get over okay get over to where
over other side where you coming from
tonight
um just Cleveland you're coming from
Cleveland yeah you know where you're at
right now yeah where you at we Cleveland
we coming down this way okay this is me
and my friend you and your
friend where's your friend
at ma'am um you don't have sorry problem
can I turn these off turn what off the
the on yeah go ahead is this your
vehicle yeah all right do you have your
driver's license with
you oh my God can I just we're good
we're good right here
man if you been if you oh don't R your
window okay can you get in no I can't
get in I'm the police I'm not not riding
with
you okay how much you be able to drink
tonight a lot a lot okay all right let
me show driver's license go ahead and
turn your car off for me okay okay thank
you
driver's license
please is that your bottle of Patrol
where right
here
okay you have anything illegal in the
vehicle any Firearms no uh bombs no no
your driver's license supposed to be in
here oh here it is yeah okay when's the
last time you had something to drink uh
Stephanie um uh
like can I please can I please just put
my shoes on I'm I'm going to have you do
that here in a
second um maybe 20 minutes 20 minutes
ago
okay oh my God are you kidding me what
what I don't know you tell me I don't
know you tell me what what have you been
drinking tonight I don't know you look
good all right well what have you been
drinking tonight
you all right why don't you go and throw
your shoes on for me and step out okay
can I please no no I don't know I don't
have no shoes on them well their shoes
are right there but I'm just trying to
say like if you're going to put the
shoes on me and I'm not putting them
money you're you're an adult me you're
an adult if he put the shoes on me I
could do
it the shoes on me you can't put your
own shoes on he can put the shoes on me
I'm fine the man who you said who yeah
who's going to put your shoes on if he
put the shoes on me I'm fine yeah but
where's the what man's going to put the
shoes on you he said that there's nobody
out there oh I mean if anybody can put
well you can put them on you're an adult
how old are you 25 okay go ahead and put
your shoes on then that's my wall I know
you just handed it to
me put your shoes
on no still you're tring to
do you have any pants on yeah all right
oh
[ __ ] where where your pants at no he has
the pants huh is that a dress no okay do
you have pants in the vehicle no no
pants no pants where did they
go huh my pants are those pants no these
are
pants well what's that green thing the
green thing what's that green thing you
just right there what is that what was
that pants put those put those on please
I don't have any pants those are pants I
don't have no pants on I know you don't
so put them put your pants on I'm just
trying to let you know I don't have no
pants okay I know but can you put your
pants on I can easily get out and put
them on for you but I don't have
anything okay I just don't want you
get this be easier for you in the for me
to put these on yeah I know I'd like for
you to put them on please I know I'm
saying this will be easier for me for to
put them on outside yes okay versus you
all I'm not putting your pants on you
will no I mean versus versus me put them
on okay
so we good she's getting out she doesn't
have any pants on she's going to put her
pants on I there the green you have them
in your
hand i'm trying to SAR
to you can put him on in the car oh my
God hey what put your pants on I
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am why is this happening huh why doesn't
she have pants
I hey can you cut those overheads in the
front Andrew all right step back here
step back here manam
Stephanie right back here let do stop
look you're in traffic just stand right
here h on just saying like why would
youall to tell tell me to do all this I
told you to put your pants on in the car
I know I want to but why would you tell
me to do all all right because you don't
have any pants on and You' been you
you've admitted that you've been
drinking okay so I have to do field
tobet test okay yeah I know but I'm just
saying why would y'all tell me I don't
know I don't know if there was some
miscommunication there but I wanted you
to put your shoes and your pants out I
know I want you get me to do all that
because I had to get you out and I'm
sure you don't want to be wearing no
pants while you're out here right where
the [ __ ] is what's her name all right so
we all nurses like a whole bunch of
nurses go ahead and all right just stand
right here on the light please right
here hands down to your side okay do you
have any problems with your vision do
you wear contacts or anything like that
no okay can you see the tip of my finger
yes okay what I want you to do is follow
the tip of my finger with your eyes and
your eyes only okay okay do not move
your head all right
yes do follow the tip of my finger can
you see it still Yes
okay don't move your head close your
eyes8 can you see my finger yes okay I'm
just trying to I don't know if I'm
suppos to be it's supposed to be what
like following your hand I just told you
I I told you to follow my finger okay am
I supposed to be yeah okay okay keep
your head your head straight okay I I
don't know if I'm supposed to be okay
hands on to your side again what I'm
going to do is we're going to continue
do you have any recent head injuries any
concussions anything like that okay
hands down your side once again please
see the tip of my finger I want you to
follow the tip of my finger with your
eyes follow and your eyes only I follow
all right do not move your head
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I feel like I'm like following something
you get you guys follow tip of my f or
I'm not supposed to be doing it yes you
are
okay follow the tip of my finger with
your eyes don't look at
me I mean this is like really easy am I
supposed to be not doing this okay we're
going to we're going to move on to the
next test okay okay yeah this all right
so do you have any problems in your
knees no hips ankles anything like that
prevents you from walking no okay what
I'm going to have you do is I'm going to
have you stand with your right foot in
front of your left with your hands down
to your side just like this okay I want
you to get in that position till I'm do
my instructions and then I'll tell you
to begin so right foot in front of your
left with your hands down to your side
stay like that till I'm done done with
my instructions you're going to take
nine Heel To Toe steps okay in a
straight line
you're counting alloud one 2 3 up to
nine once you get to nine you're going
to take a small series of steps and
pivot around and return nine steps in
that same line just going the other
direction One Two 3 you're going to keep
your eyes down on your on their toes
you're going to count out
loud and you may begin you have any
questions one okay 2 3 4
oh wait you wanted me to go ahead and
return two 3
4 okay so now what I want you to do is
keeping your hands down to your side
we're going to stay like this you're
going to raise one of your feet
approximately 6 in off the ground
keeping your foot parallel to the ground
okay okay so it's going to look
something like this you're going to keep
your eyes down your toe you're going to
count by 1000s okay you're going to
raise one 1001 100002 1003
10045 so on and so forth until I tell
you to stop okay but I'm just trying to
let you know yeah you look so good like
I could like all right you look so good
thank you can we you want to do this
test he do he do he look good he looks
good okay one do you have any questions
about that test before you again okay go
ahead 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 well I'm only go
ahead pick it back up and start off
where you left off 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10
one go and turn around okay you're under
arrest okay
fine you've obviously had a lot to drink
tonight okay I'm under a lot of arrest
yeah I'm under arrest yeah yeah okay I
can't get I'm under arrest
yeah who's going to put your hand on
your back okay
fine okay I'm under arrest yes who's
under arrest you're under arrest for Dr
for operating vehicle while intoxicated
me yeah yeah fortunately so oh my God oh
my God oh my God oh my God oh my God oh
my God oh my God oh my God oh my God
[ __ ] idiot
God oh my God okay I'm under arrest yeah
because cuz you're driving vehicle all
under
the because why come on we're not okay
I'm I'm fine I'm fine f you've been
drinking a lot you I'm fine I swear I'm
fine I just want to know like you know
you know can you walk yes but can youall
tell me why I'm under rest because
you're fied sobriety you you admitted to
drinking a lot your filled sobriety
tests were horrible
and you're driving recklessly people are
calling about you're driving I pull down
here and I see you pretty much stopped
in the road yeah so you know yeah you
just made a made a bad decision tonight
oh my God I'm under a bad decision yeah
please I'm going to grab your shoes but
wait a minute I'm in nursing I just
please please please please can you help
me listen just sit in the car okay can
y'all help me please I'm in nursing like
i s to God I will help y'all it's not
please it's not safe but I am in nursing
like I cannot I cannot I cannot they
cannot know that I'm doing this car sit
in the car they cannot know that I'm
doing this they don't have to tell
anybody don't tell them I have nursing I
have to do nursing get your feet in the
car please okay I'm going thank you oh
my
nails please you got to get in the car
okay okay those are going those the
nails just broke you see them yeah turn
around sit down okay but please get in
the car sit down sit down why did that
just happen you you've been drinking so
sweeten your finger on okay I'm going
I'm going going to we're going to get
this done as soon as possible and we're
going to get you
out okay thank you wait please please
please put your foot put your foot in
the car I don't want listen I don't want
to slam the door on your foot put it in
there
oh my
God oh my God oh my God
oh my
God oh my God look at them my
night oh my God I'm on the highway
look at
them look at
them oh my
God oh
my oh my
God that's my Lou
B please just let me
go oh my God yes please
sir what's up please just let me go I
can't I'm sorry I'm
sorry oh my God I'm so
late he let me
go oh my God I'm so lit
look at him he's not even like he's
illegally searching my
car is this not illegal what him
searching my car it's it's for the
impound I don't care I don't care okay
he he's illegally searching it though
okay I mean it's fine I just want him to
know that he's illegal Al searching it
okay hello sir you know that he knows
that he's illegally searching my car no
he's not he is no he's not he is fine
he's fine with illegally searching
it I mean I'm cool with it oh no now he
can't now he's like popping it Hey
where's your key fob at no he can't be
doing
that right you know that where is the
key you know that he's illegally
searching my car right
right it's called an impound no I'm just
saying he can impound it but it's
illegally he's searching it well it's
our it's our policies that we no I'm
fine with him searching it he's fine I
can he can but I'm just saying like he's
illegally searching it where is the key
fob for your vehicle if you let me
illegally let him search it then that's
fine where is the key fob for your
vehicle if you tell me I will give him
permission where is the key file for
your vehicle if you give me permission
he's giving look at him look at him look
at him look at I give you permission to
tell me where look at him look at him
what I will give you permission I swear
I will I will I will I will I just want
you to be like given
that that's so crazy cuz he's illegally
he's illegally searching my car this is
illegal he's illegally seing my car he's
illegally e it's legal it's not legal
he's illegally searching my car look at
him look at
them look at them it's illegal it's
illegal all of them are
illegal okay
illegal okay
illegal Stephanie where's the key fob at
hey I don't know y got to you got to
open
them there it is because y'all are
illegal if I opening my car doors I told
you it's a it's you know that CH illegal
it is an impound oh okay I I don't care
I don't give a f
okay but it's
illegal
hello okay can we just drop can we you
dropped off well you got to take you
back to our station first oh why cuz you
got to do a a breath test no but I can I
can go home right yeah tonight yeah I
just want to get off where am I going
west lake Jail jail yep huh yeah we're I
got to take I canot hear you I got to
take you back to our jail give you an
opportunity to do a breath
sample can on what breath what yeah a
breath for can't hear you I hear you I'm
taking you back to our station right now
yes I'm hearing you and I'm going to
afford you the opportunity to provide a
breath sample okay okay okay after the
breath sample is
over you'll be released from from our
facility you just need to get a ride to
come pick you up right so that's that's
basically what we're doing right now
okay okay
mhm I want some Chick-fil-A like you
don't have no type of
no type of urge for
um
Chick-fil-A not right now I want some
Chick-fil-A what the is
this no
please please go on oh what the is this
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G oh no please
please y let me
go what the is
this what's
up well you can't pee I can't no no
don't do that I'm jumping out what I'm
ding out hey what y'all are serious why
you driving you driving you been
drinking look at my Louis bag I see that
I really with y i really f with it I
with
it can you can you hold me accountable I
am holding you accountable now I truly
want you to hold me accountable I am you
know that a lot of
nurses think that they can get off with
this [ __ ] hold me a please hold a all
right so we got to wait for somebody to
come to the door and I'm down so like I
like I was telling you before mhm you're
going to come in here we have to fill
out some paperwork going to let you do
the breath test no problem going to get
you whatever we need to get give to you
and then you know you'll be out of here
okay okay fine so before we talk about
anything else I have to give you right
you the right to main silent since you
are under arrest you have right to an
attorney if you cannot afford one to be
appointed to you by the court okay no
problem do you understand that yes okay
look at that little
dougy you got ranch sauce on it isn't
that so
cute Ranch a come on don't L well
there's Ranch all over it it's a little
like it's a Louis bag this is a Louis
yes oh yeah it is I don't want to fck it
up well you got Ranch on not
me you look good too I just wanted to
like um yeah yeah it's it's here can you
step over here thank you no CU he about
to hurt no that one's hurt please don't
nobody do no's going to hurt you okay
fine is that a sanitizer yeah right
there right there
yeah oh my oh my God just go with the
flow and you'll be out of here before
you know go with the floor go with the
go with the floor
okay go the FL okay you're right here go
with the flow y everything's good though
everything's good everything is cool
right you're right nobody's going to do
nothing extra nope no we can go with the
floor that's right
okay with the FL be all day look at the
blue okay everything
is okay we're good so you were coming
from Cleveland yeah what got you do you
know you're in w
go coming from Cleveland going to
Cleveland but you're in West Lake yeah
going on the
west oh my [ __ ] god am I serious
right
now no he's not on bag
right no you're serious right now I'm
going to uncuff you okay you can to have
a seat right here on this bench okay you
have anything else in your pockets no no
okay Steph I need you to stand up for me
okay put your back against the wall your
feet on either side of that blue line no
please don't please don't please please
no please I can take a picture I can
take it I can take it I don't have to do
this I can take the picture with
you I can do it turn your whole body
that way please no yes turn your whole
body that way okay please
I get you out of here quicker I can do
it
please I can do it you want to okay go
another seat no
please oh my God I am so up right
now what's your name
Sergeant fry Sergeant fry fry why the
[ __ ] would your name be fry I don't know
it would be just a coincidence your name
is fry what is that
fry that sounds
horrible why does it sound horrible
because oh my God Sergeant
fry oh my
God at least the shoes is cute
okay this machine's going through its
internal checks and everything please
don't tell me that I have to make a make
shot M you already did that's already
done okay what's this this is a brand
new mouthpiece never been used I'm going
to put it on here okay when I tell you
to what I want you to do list up okay
you [ __ ] when I tell you hold this
like that okay put your mouth around
just the end okay and blow a continuous
steady breath okay until I tell you to
stop all
right this hole right here it ain't
me can I take a step over that
way oh my God am I in
jail what the is happening I'm in jail
you were driving drunk yes I just I
truly truly truly deserve gra the hose
grab the hose stuff I'm grabbing it
that's right grab it my and my
name
okay blow like you're blowing up a
balloon nice and steady steady
breath keep
going keep going keep going keep going
keep going keep going keep
going keep going keep going there you go
that's good two2 that's a good number
High number oh I'm just saying that's a
good
number me
really limits 8 or almost three
times so I just this is the the form I
you when it first got in I see your
signature you're say that I already too
okay my nail is broke yeah you broke it
get in a car I broke a nail yeah okay
okay all right this is for the open
container that was in the car even
though it's not yours you're not
admitting your guilt by signing it
you're just say you're receiving a copy
of this
ticket I'm not going to sign that one
you don't you don't want to no
okay just
so you're also be receiving traffic
citations for Mark Lanes OVI and then
accs BAC mhm okay I'm one for that yes
your court date is right here 10:10 at
1:00 p.m. at the rocket Riv Municipal
Court 1010 1 p.m. yep what time October
10th 1 p.m. straight up top 1010 1 p.m.
that's a good number I even like that
like that's even like good luck all
right so this is notice of your license
suspension okay you BW over 08 okay and
your license is suspended okay my
license are suspended correct okay until
you go to court and then you guys can
figure something out I'm sure but uh
that's all your paperwork right there
but until 10 Li my li 10 10 your license
is 10 yeah so that's
it that's it
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