[music] [music] Sh criminals run the night. Taser [music] 50,000 bolts of act right. They trip, they stumble, they light up the street. Cops laughing hard. Boots pounding the beat. SDC. Yeah, they don't stand a chance. Flashing lights in a one-sided dance. Changed up criminals busted [music] wide open. 50,000. No. >> Welcome back, y'all. Hope everybody's having a a nice cozy, warm evening trapped in their homes. [laughter] Uh, shout out to everybody that come out to the birthday stream last night. It was a lot of fun. You guys are too kind. Um, as you'll probably be able to tell, I am a little under the weather today. I don't know what's wrong with me. I'm thinking maybe it's where that woman pumped me full of booze and took advantage of me. God love her. [laughter] Uh, great granny remember member for two months. Keep them warm. Yeah, everybody do that. Everybody please keep warm. Um, our weather, we got about as much as I thought we were going to get, which was um, not much. It's cold. It's slushy. It's probably a lot of ice out. I haven't left the house. So, anyway, um, you'd have thought it was snowageddon coming the way people were acting, but you know, some of us knew better. I need to change that before I try to play a video. That one. Okay. So, try to get my stuff situated. All right. Uh not going to be on too long today. Like I said, I'm not feeling the best. Um was supposed to had a a family dinner going on, but um um of course, nobody can make it. like this. Oh, wow. That was awesome. Much appreciated, Josh, if you're listening or if somebody talks to him or maybe I'll tell him later. [laughter] That was uh very kind of him. Or he may have just wanted to bail. I did finally turn 40 seven years ago. >> [laughter] >> Great granny for two. Happy belated birthday. Thank you so much. You guys are way too kind. What is this? Run them over. Throwing in 20. Thank you so much. Happy late birthday. Warm here in Florida for today. Yeah, one of these days I'm going to hightail it somewhere where there's warm weather. just got to uh uh got to pack up all the kids and all the kids' other parents because I can't take them away from their parents and uh I doubt I can convince them all to to run south with me. All right, like I said, we only got like four or five videos today. Some of them are a little longer. Um I don't think I've watched any of these to tell you the truth. So, we can experience them together. No spoilers if you've seen them because you know I haven't. Let's roll it. And of course it's not going to play. I don't know what the [ __ ] thing is with this. These were downloaded. I downloaded these videos. They should have no trouble playing. And this is three three streams in a row it's done this. >> I'm waiting on your goddamn bus. >> Try that. >> They said you was causing disturbance here. >> No, I'm waiting on the bus. I was trying to apologize to her with this. >> You was trying to apologize to her. >> Yeah. >> For what? >> I cussed her out. >> You cussed her out? Okay. >> Oh, that wasn't very nice. >> So that's causing disturbance. That's why we are here. They called us. You have an ID on you? >> I don't need my name. >> All right. I'm going to need that because again we got to say who we spoke with, man. >> Um my >> you know you know your social? >> Yeah. >> What's your social? >> Well, I'm waiting on I'm waiting on a bus so I can go back downtown. I can go back over to there and you >> I didn't ask you where you were going or what you were waiting on. >> Well, okay. That that's fine. Like I said, we're going to see what's going on with them. See what's all going on. She advised me that that's who was causing the disturbance. So, I came >> Thank you so much. >> So, you can come talk to us. We're going to go see outside. What a wonderful human. I'm going to leave that there. I don't know if they're even going to want to serve you yet. That's why I said I got to go talk to them. Just leave that there. We'll go outside and you can stand by. >> I did. It was a lot of fun. >> I can verify who you are. >> Thanks for asking with them to see what they want to do. Okay. >> Someone someone in the the comments I think on the comment on one of the videos or something uh for today or one of the post, I don't remember. I saw a comment was uh congratulations on celebrating the 26th anniversary of my 21st birthday. I like putting it that way. >> That's yours. >> It ain't yours. It's theirs. >> I'll pay for it. >> It ain't yours. I brought I brought it with me. >> You brought it in here with you? >> Yeah. >> I always take candy to the 7-Eleven with me. >> No, I don't want to hold it. >> You If it's yours, >> I brought I brought it from out there on Audible. >> All right, that's fine. >> Okay, >> we're just going to go out to my my patrol car and stand by it so I can verify who you are. >> I'm not worries. I understand that. We'll we'll get that in a second. Like I said, do you want to have a seat? Would that help you? >> No. >> Burp directly into the mic. >> But no, I'm good. >> You need to see them. Do you want to have a seat against this? >> I've had a lot >> again. I just don't want you falling down or anything. Like I said, I just want to make sure you're good. >> I've had a lot to drink, so it's um I'm good. >> Okay. So, you had a lot to drink. >> I'm good. >> Okay. All right. Just stay there real quick. Okay. >> That's the woman that I ced out right now. >> Yeah. And that's who she called. That's who called. We just want to check things out. Okay. Just stay there. Sorry. Did he bring the sneakers? >> Yeah, he brought those. >> So, we've dealt with him before. >> He did bring the candy to 7-Eleven with him at Oslo. >> What was he did he like cuss your guys out and stuff? >> I I um I the tail end of it, but my cashier who's sitting out there, he he called her a couple times and we're being racist and >> So, what we're probably going to do is take him to jail for disorderly in talks. >> Okay. Yeah. likely. >> And then I looked outside and you know my ashtray is connected to the lid of my um garbage can. He was waving it around. >> My headbones connected to my neck bone. >> Got pet litter all over the freaking thing. And then like I said, he was approaching customers asking for money and >> Okay. >> Is this his backpack that's out? >> Yeah, it's the one that's over by the hurting by where the bus stop is. >> Okay. >> Yeah, that's >> huh. >> I said, "Hey, Sarge." >> So, what happened? Why were you cussing them out? >> I'm just trying to go back over there and >> I'm just going to hang on to your knife for right now. Okay, >> you ain't going to give it back. >> I will give it back. It's not mine. >> I'm just hanging on to it right now. >> He's waiting on a bush. >> Go over to PD >> for what? >> I'm just trying to go go back over to PD. >> For what? >> That way you guys don't have to deal with me no more. >> Right out of there. >> How many times have we dealt with you today? >> Three. >> Three. Don't you think that's a little excessive? >> Yes, sir. >> Yeah. How much have you had to drink today? >> Huh? >> How much have you drank? >> How much? >> Little bit. >> Little bit. All right. >> But I have that's a too I have [ __ ] seizures. >> Okay. But the seizures don't cause you to cuss people out, right? >> You think the alcohol might? >> Huh? >> You think the alcohol might? >> It might. >> Yeah. >> It might. >> So, yeah. I think three times is a little excessive for you to have to deal with the police. >> Well, I told him I said, "You run my name, I'm good. I'll go over there and grab my stuff. I'll grab my stuff." >> Yeah, but how many how many chances are we going to give you for that? >> Waiting on a boat. >> Grab the bus over there. >> But how many chances are we going to give you to do that? Is that not what you just did down at Oslo? Grab the bus to ride up here. So, how do I know the next place you go to, you're not going to cause more issues? >> I don't know. I'm going to grab it here. I'm going to go that way. >> I I understand that, but did you not kind of have been the same thing down at Oslo? >> Huh? Did you not kind of tell them the same thing down at Oslo? >> I did, sir. I did. >> Yeah. And here we are. >> I I didn't know you worked down here, sir. I didn't know that. >> What's it matter who where I work, >> right? >> I see I I see them American flags there, sir. >> Yeah. >> And I know you serve this country, sir. >> Okay. >> You know, you know what I mean? >> Yeah. >> I [ __ ] respect that, sir. >> Well, I appreciate that. But >> And what's that got to do with any of this? >> What we can do to end this situation? Is there a bus stop over there? >> How much have you had to drink today? >> I've had a little bit, sir. >> Yeah. What are we calling a little bit? >> Huh? >> What are we calling a little bit? >> Gallon and a half. >> Gallon and a half of what? >> Vodka. >> Vodka. >> Gallon and a half of vodka is a little bit. >> Okay. >> I relapsed. >> Okay. >> I probably haven't drank a gallon and a half of vodka in my entire life. >> You in rehab? >> No. >> Okay. >> No, sir. >> But you just quit at some point. >> They had that today. And then tomorrow, Wednesday, I would have been 61 days clean. >> Today's Wednesday. >> Well, I would have been 61 days clean today. I [ __ ] relapse. I [ __ ] up, sir. >> Okay. >> I [ __ ] up bad. You know what I mean? >> But >> so go home, take a nap. >> First time to me being on >> a day at a time. Start the next one tomorrow. >> He come down there and he check on me. >> Who? >> I don't know his name. He's kind of tall, stocky. He had tattoos right here. a beard, mustache. I don't know his name. And he'd be like, "Fuck are you doing?" No, it wasn't him. Wasn't him. He He had a K9 unit thing on his [ __ ] window on the back. >> I don't know. Maybe Verau. >> And he'd be like, "What the [ __ ] are you doing, son?" >> Said, "Fucking real, man. I'm sorry, man. >> You want to talk to her?" >> Um, what's your middle name? Benjamin. >> Thank you so much. >> Mad at me. Don't tackle me and whoop my ass. But I t I claim you as 43 and 44. So >> a lot of city miles. >> What? >> Old enough? >> No, I'm just asking. >> 40. >> 40. >> So what is it? Benjamin. >> I've been dealing with you too. >> Is it here and there? I have. Here and there. No, today only. >> Is it Benjamin? >> Yes, sir. >> So Benjamin, what happened down at Oslo? You guys came down and asked me to get on the bus. I did. I fell asleep on the bus, but I got off at Wawwalk because the Haitian said I was using profanity. >> The Haitians what? >> He said the bus driver said I was using profanity and I wish I was. He said, "You got to get off here." I said, "What now?" >> He said, "Yeah, get off the bus." I'm like, "All right, bet." >> Everywhere I go and I'm drunk and cussing people out, I get in trouble for being drunk. going to cause some people out. >> Just trying to catch the boat. >> Yeah, I didn't. I have manners, man. >> I know you might not have meant it, but you did. >> I have manners. You know what I mean? I have manners. >> I I don't doubt it, but the fact of the matter is you did. >> You know, >> I have money in my pocket. I'm waiting. >> Keep your hand out of your pocket for me. Just sit back on the bumper. But you get what I'm saying? >> Yes, sir. >> He's so drunk he's slobbering all over himself. >> Keep wiping his mouth. >> I'm going to go that way. You guys let me go. I'm going that way. I'm going to go over and get my stuff. I'm going go that way. >> I get that. But then I I feel like I'm just kicking the can down the road. >> You don't want to let me go. >> I feel like there's going to be multiple >> Would that be worse, though? >> I'm going back. >> I think that'd be quite a bit funnier. >> Then it's just multiple problems for the city. >> No, the >> I don't like to pass the buck. You know what I'm saying? >> Sir, I you won't have me no problem. >> How do I have that guarantee? >> If you let me get my stuff, I go that way. >> How do I have that guarantee? >> I will promise you that. >> Did you promise that to them down there? >> No. >> No. He was down there. Is he going to tell me different? >> I don't know. I got on the bus though. >> You got on the bus, but then you just went somewhere else to cause more problems. >> And you got off the bus. >> I ain't really causing no problem. >> Then why am I standing here? Because you're the supervisor. He called >> I'm not a supervisor. >> What did you call her? >> Huh? >> What did you call her? >> I was inside. >> What did you call that young lady right there? >> What did you call her? >> I don't know. >> How do you not know what you called her? >> I've been drinking all day today. >> Yeah, he doesn't exactly know where he is. He probably doesn't remember what he's talking. Where'd you call her? I said, "I don't [ __ ] leave, you stupid fat bitch." >> Fat [ __ ] and what else? >> I don't I don't remember, son. >> I told her a fat [ __ ] But then you went in and apologized. >> I did go in there and apologize. But I don't remember where I called her, though. >> She doesn't make it right. >> I know that, sir. Popped me, sir. >> Yeah. What was the deal with the ashtray >> right there? flipped it over and push it all over the ground. >> What was the deal with that? >> I don't know, sir. I have no problems. I take meds for that and I haven't been on them either. >> I get that. But does that give you an excuse to >> You should probably get back on your meds and get back off the booze >> and act like a fool. >> No, sir. No. >> Ma'am, I'm sorry. >> I told him apologize. Oh, >> Ma'am, I'm sorry. I don't remember that. Ma'am, I'm sorry. So that was nice of him to apologize. It >> sure is. >> He didn't mean it, but it was nice of him. >> What's that say? >> My skin is not a crime scene. >> I mean crime trespass that out. >> I do have it. Is that what you want to do? >> That's what she wants to do. Like you said, at least trespassing for the store and then >> and then I was going to talk to you about maybe publicly. See if you want to go there. Oh, Chris, I got your email. I uh um I got distracted and didn't didn't uh didn't reply. I had a squirrel moment, but Chris, the designer of the Fear Me and My Blue Wrench of Death t-shirt, has ordered himself a copy and appears to enjoy it. I guess >> it's whatever you want. >> Whatever you want to do. Uh, >> sir, can I go in there and get a pay for >> send me the site to where you designed that? >> Mama, I tried to >> I might start trying to design some other stuff that way. >> I'm sure it's a lot easier than doing it by hand. >> Are you calling her mama? Huh? >> Are you calling her mama? >> I do. >> I call every black woman mama. >> Okay. What? I can't do that, Mr. Hoffman. >> Just asking, man. >> I can't do that. >> Just sit back up on the on the bumper for me. >> I'm just asking. >> Don't lose your candy. Can >> I at least get an Uber out of here, please? I have money on >> Listen, we cannot order you an Uber. I told you that down south and that's why you got on the go line bus. So, you went from Publix to McDonald's on the go line bus making a scene. Coming here, making a scene. >> Ultimately, you lucky. >> You can't get an Uber. No, >> somebody has recognized his behavior and gave him some Snickers on file. >> Make him eat some of them. >> He's not himself when he's hungry. >> That's what it sound like to me. You know, I've been working with >> She wild, bro. She used to call me and dunk up all the time. >> She called out. Oh, that's my >> purple. You guys can have some Snickers. >> No. Well, maybe you need to get a little [laughter] >> Are you going to ask him the same thing about the taser and then lunge at him? >> No, I'm not. >> Oh, okay. >> Whoop my [ __ ] ass. No, I'm not. >> But you would do that to gas. Use two times his size, >> bro. >> He said, "You see that yellow thing?" He's like, "You see the yellow thing?" "Yeah, bet you won't use it." He goes, "I don't need to use it." And then he wants to go out gas. And I'm like, "Yeah, okay." >> Where's the footage of that one? >> Him. He's going to whoop my [ __ ] ass and you say [ __ ] Jason, too. Here's the just the Chris. He's the man. >> And guess what? He's all right. I reckon too. So when he chases me, I go into I'm suing you though. >> We're not chasing you, my man. >> What accent? By no means do we say we're going to taste you. >> It's kind of big. His kind. >> His arms are bigger than mine. >> Huh? >> He He don't work out. >> No, he's soft as a pillow. >> Where you from? >> Me and my dad came down here. No way. My dad passed away in 2007. I just got out of prison. >> It's kind of Chris's catchphrase, I guess you could say. >> I was in there on a bunch of [ __ ] I did I did three years. >> Uh >> oh, somebody got their lot. >> Damn right. >> Yeah, man. You too. >> He just turned 57. My dad go out. >> Thank you. >> Fix what we're going to do. Have you turn around? Hands behind your back. Your fingers. >> Get that girl monetized. I can get my credit card back. [laughter] >> I've been trespassing. You've been trespassed from here already. >> Spread your legs. >> Your [ __ ] name, too. >> Spread your legs. >> At what time was I an [ __ ] >> No, I thought you [ __ ] you. >> This was kind of entertaining, but not very eventful. >> Have a seat. Don't [ __ ] push me. >> I'm not pushing you >> cuz you push me. Ben, >> I'm going to have a lawsuit on you guys. >> All right, get in the seat. Chill out. You did every bit of this, >> man. [ __ ] you, dude. >> Watch your knee. [ __ ] you, [ __ ] I'm going have a law [ __ ] on you guys right now. >> That's fine. >> Yeah, good. Tell your [ __ ] out. >> It wasn't exactly a slam, but I'll take it. What are these are these going to auto play? That was weird. All right. Um, this is a short little one. Um, I think Ace the Driver put this one in uh in the Discord. It's from a news station, WKMG News6 Orlando. Quick little act, right? And then we'll we'll move on. But, you know, we we got to see a good tasing ground. Get out of the ground. >> Give us a board. >> Get tas get [laughter] supposed to be your job tomorrow. >> Pull into the BMW dealership. He's actually trying to get into a car that's occupied. >> I don't want him to carjack somebody here. [clears throat] >> Get on ground. Get on the ground. >> He's trying to steal the cop's truck. [laughter] or >> relax yourself, man. >> How'd that work out for you, dumbass? >> Oh yeah. Let's go. >> Get on the ground. Get on the ground. >> Oh yeah. [laughter] Get on the ground. >> Relax yourself, man. >> Oh, that's great. >> What's going on? >> Well, yeah. You tried to steal my car tomorrow. >> It's all good. >> How old are you, Jay? >> 18. >> 18. Okay. >> You're 18. You just turned 18. What a way to start out life. >> Start out adulthood. >> Whatever. Do it. It's not mine. >> It's stolen. So now what? And there's no V. So now what? You can't chase back to nobody. Now what? I get thousands of guns from who I know in the military a month. >> Now what? Everybody in my family, my whole life has all been federal agent workers. That's why we all have so much money to do everything we do. Wow. I didn't steal anything yet. I was just trying to find out where my car was. >> Yes. >> Is he high or does he need help? >> Back here. GOING TO IG LIVE RIGHT NOW. YOU'RE BEING DETAINED RIGHT NOW LAWFULLY. >> Unlock these cops for me. >> I can't do that. >> Yes, you can. >> Unhand me, you scoundrel. >> What do you have against me that you can do this right now? >> Got into several vehicles that don't belong to you. >> Get me out these cuffs or you lose your job tomorrow. >> Do it. >> He's going to fire you. >> Anything you say? Maybe you have the right talking to have him or her. You not anytime you do anything right? >> Yeah. >> Will those right mind you speak to us? >> Yeah. >> Yeah. All right. >> Day by day, I'm trading millions and trillions of dollars a day just off my own company. >> Good feeling. infantly run. >> Good for you, man. >> In 18 years, I made your income times 20 billion. So, do something about it. >> The one that's in the bay there, he actually got in and tried to start, but he couldn't figure out how to start it and go out. There was a car that was pulling in a BMW, just like the one that's in there, and he ran up to it as it's pulling in. He pulled on the door handle and they drove off. There were people from Mercedes chasing them, BMW chasing them. [groaning] You're the one that put me in this van. And guess who's going out? >> They can actually get a hold of the cameras in the patty wagon. >> Mad by doing this, huh? >> Those are usually >> down and shielded and [ __ ] >> See if the next one auto plays. Actually, no. We're not going to bother with that. All right. For lack of a better one, I haven't watched this one all the way through. I've just kind of skimmed it a little bit. Um, this is going to be a legal fiction screamer of the week. Um, there need criminals need to get out and be more adventurous and have more fun because we need better videos. There's not a whole lot of good ones out. I don't know if it's the time of year or or what the deal is, but >> I literally just woke up off the train, please. >> You got to really dig nowadays to find the good ones. >> We dig as much as we can. >> Headphone warning. I'm assuming >> on September 29th, 2025, officers were called at 1:00 a.m. to a Martyr station after a woman was found sleeping on a train and refused to leave. When officers arrived to confront her, it quickly becomes clear, judging by her attitude and the strong odor of alcohol, that this isn't going to be an easy encounter. >> Everybody, >> is there any way we >> Nobody has. Oh, Cottonwood. I reckon [laughter] or five hand motions he's using on that camera are going to serve him well in jail. >> Anyway, witness here. Why is y'all here? >> The train. >> I know. The train is there. Why are y'all over here? >> Because the station is closed. You got to leave the property. >> WHERE TO GO? I HAVE TO GO WITH THE H Homes. So, I don't >> know, Chris. Thank you, sir. >> I don't have nowhere to go. >> All right. >> So, I'm staying right here. I'm not going nowhere. Listen to me. >> Pay me to jail. >> All right. I'm giving you a criminal trespass warrant. You need to leave the station or you're going to Cap County Jail. >> I'm going to I don't have nowhere to go. >> Well, go ahead and stand up. Put your hands behind your back. >> Really? >> Really? How do you function in dayto-day life with braids that long? >> I'm not playing with you. >> Why? I don't have nowhere to go. Please. No. No. No. I'll leave. I'll leave. I'll go down the stair. Please, please, please. No. Please. Really? I DON'T HAVE NO WORDS. I don't have no Please. No. >> I'll leave right now. >> It's too late. >> NO, IT'S NOT. [screaming] YOU ONLY TOLD ME one time. You're not going to tell you. >> I I'll leave. I literally I literally just woke up off the train. Please. >> This is just kind of sad. >> You should have Well, no. I'm not going to make it easy. Well, I guess we we're going to make it difficult, >> huh? >> We're going to have to make it difficult. I I don't have many. I don't have my way to get home. >> You're not going to walk? >> No. >> Don't make it difficult. >> I'm sorry. I don't >> any [screaming] [screaming] >> She ain't hurting. She just >> wants to cause a scene. >> You going to stand up AND WALK? >> WHAT THE IS WRONG WITH YOU? >> You going to stand up and walk? >> STAND UP AND WALK. >> NO. [screaming] NO. DON'T TOUCH ME. YOU GOT to stand up. Stand up. I'm not doing nothing. >> You just I will. Don't touch me. Don't touch me. >> Come on. Let me help you up. You ready? >> No. You going have to >> I'm going to get up myself. Please stop. >> That's going to be hard to do. >> Angelina for five Canadian. If she has cooperated, could they not just tell her where the nearest homeless shelter is? She's got nowhere else to go. You would think. >> I'll figure it out. We'll roll over. Oh, come on. I really don't know why it's still It has to be a YouTube thing doing this. I don't know. I changed all the settings that should have corrected this completely. Now it's done this for three streams in a row. Please stop. >> That's going to be hard to do with >> I'll figure it out. Please. >> Well, roll over. >> Stand up. There you go. >> Really? Really? I don't need encouragement. PLEASE. I DON'T CARE. That's fine. >> Good night. >> All right. >> Whatever dude to it. I probably talk [ __ ] to it. >> That's crazy about it. >> It's kind of my thing. It's what I do. >> SOMETIMES PEOPLE GET PISSED. >> YOU stepping on MY HAIR. [screaming] YOU'RE STEPPING ON MY HAIR. >> Your hair's too long. Wrap it around her head two or three times. >> Why am I doing that? >> I look like a mummy. >> Why are you slapping my hair in my face? >> You say I'm stepping on. >> You are, but doesn't mean something is slapping in my face. Like what? >> You actually WANT TO WALK? >> I JUST WANT TO GO HOME. [laughter] WHY? HEY, [screaming] what the is stepping ON MY HAIR? >> NOBODY'S stepping on your hair. >> Okay, get get off me. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. >> Well, I mean, that would make sense, but it did it last week, too. >> No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. [laughter] >> Get off me. Get off me, please. >> Girl, get off me. Please. I DON'T HAVE ANY PHONE. [screaming] I lost on the >> Does it come over my head? Somebody, please. LIKE, OH MY GOD, I HAVE NOBODY. That's so crazy. I do not want to be in jail tonight. OW. OH MY GOD. OW. OW. >> OW. [screaming] THAT HURT. PLEASE. [gasps] Oh my god. [laughter] Can you call my boyfriend, please? >> Actually, I >> I don't have any numbers. I JUST NEED YOU TO LOOK UP. Can you look [laughter] up? >> You got a boyfriend? You may have a place to stay. >> If he can [laughter] stand you. It's Oh my god. Please. >> Hold on. Calm down. >> No. I should be going to jail for going to get off the train. Please. Can you please call my boyfriend? That's your ma'am. >> No, I don't have a way to call him. >> I don't actually You could use my phone. >> You said you didn't know the number. >> I don't. Do y'all have like a database to call my boyfriend? >> Yeah, check your database. Look up. It says my boyfriend. That's him. Get his number. Call him. >> Please. I just want to go home. Please. I don't have anything. I literally OH MY GOD. I'M A [ __ ] [laughter] >> OKAY. [laughter] [screaming] PLEASE. NO. MY BOYFRIEND. >> NO. PLEASE. NO. PLEASE. PLEASE. NO. I don't have anybody. [screaming] Please. >> Well, maybe you'll find YOUR GIRLFRIEND. >> PLEASE. I DON'T HAVE MY BOYFRIEND. I DON'T HAVE ANYBODY. I DON'T HAVE MY >> MAYBE he's got something to do with them boogers. >> [screaming] >> PLEASE. Oh my god. WHY? OH MY GOD. PLEASE. WHAT? [screaming] I don't have anything IN MY OH MY GOD. OH my god. I HAVE NOTHING. OH MY GOD. Even after being given time to calm down, Isa maintains her cooperative attitude in the police station and continues to rack up even more char. I'm going go this side. >> That makes sense. >> Was that she pass out again or she playing o boss? Just [screaming] >> you got to stand up. >> You've awakened the beast. [screaming] >> Stand up. [laughter] >> You going to have TO STAND UP. >> NO, I'M NOT doing a on fire. >> No, I'm not doing anything. You want to hurt me on purpose? Can't >> as long as you at the car. >> Okay. >> Let me get I >> bet if you each took a foot and dragged her, she'd quit acting like that. >> It would take maybe 10 or 15 feet, she'd be ready to stand up and walk on the bed all over. >> Yep. cigarette. >> All we trying to do is uh >> I'll get and get you in and out of here. >> I don't care. I don't care. >> I don't know you got cuz if he did let me go home from my job. >> I want you to go to your to your job. >> It's over with now. I ain't got no job after this. >> We can leave her on the ground until they call me. >> Thank you. >> You think I CARE AT THIS POINT? I AIN'T GOT NO JOB. >> SHE'S GOING TO LET HER LAY THERE. [laughter] >> You think I care? >> It's all right. She'll tire herself out. >> YOU THINK I CARE? [screaming] >> Cry herself asleep. >> Oh, you on the ground now? I was asking, can I just go home? I just woke up. YOU DON'T THINK I CARE? You >> shut the talking. >> I'mma be in here. It's my life now. Thank you. >> Thanks a lot. >> At least she's laying in a no parking spot. >> Don't got to worry about being run over. >> Thank you for giving me the lock glass and my hat. Thank you. I needed that. I'm going to die today. >> Yes, I'm going to die. >> I needed that. >> I got it. >> Angelina for five more. Cooperate and it won't hurt. Stupid Shane's way. Thanks for the five. CT Wooten for two. Takes a lot of energy being an air raid siren. [laughter] >> I don't care. >> I'm just being [laughter] me. >> Why am I still take me in the cell? I don't care. [laughter] >> Well, if you don't care and you're ready to go to a sale, don't you get your punk ass up and walk in there? think I care at this point. [laughter] >> I think I care. You think I care? [clears throat] Like I don't care. I already did this. Nobody northbound doorbell train. >> Don't touch my legs. You better kick those legs. You will you will regret kicking those legs out. Now if you want to lay there touching you. Did I kick your legs? Did I ever be aggressive to y'all? Did I ever be aggressive to y'all? No. I'm just turning over. >> Okay. >> I AIN'T DO NOTHING [laughter] TO YOU. >> [screaming] >> I JUST ROLLED OVER. >> THERE'S A WHOLE BUNCH OF COPS out there. I bet if each one of them took one braid, >> just started walking. >> Throw the book at me, right? >> She'd either get up and walk her happy ass in there herself or >> Yeah. I'm just trying to go. >> She scream and squall and get dragged. >> I have nothing. I can't wait to die. I CAN'T WAIT TO DIE. I'M ABOUT TO DIE RIGHT NOW. I'm about to die right now. Is this shark enough? >> She just sharp. >> Take this out. You're like, I didn't do anything. I just WAS TRYING TO GO HOME from work. I ain't doing anything. I ain't doing anything. Do anything. I ain't doing anything. I ain't doing anything. Just trying to get home. I ain't doing anything. Get her a derp helmet. >> Do anything. I don't LIKE [screaming] >> Chris for five. Hello everyone. Fear me or at least buy my Fear Me and Blue Wrench to death shirt from Shane's merch. The merch link is also in the pin comment if anybody's wondering. I don't know why that keeps fixing it. >> I just exit full screen and go back. Then [laughter] it plays again. It's >> all I did. >> I cracked the code. >> Trying to get off work. >> Somebody write that down. I'll forget it later. >> I have nothing. I'm going to jump. >> Just as it seems Isa has finally screamed herself out, it becomes clear she's only changing tactics, taking a breath before doubling down. Why am I still in these cars? Take me in. GET ME OUT OF THIS. I DON'T WANT TO BE UNCOMFORTABLE. I'M ALREADY PREGNANT. [screaming] YOU WANT ME UNCOMFORTABLE? YOU WANT ME? >> YOU WANT ME UNCOMFORTABLE? [screaming] YOU WANT ME UNCOMFORTABLE? YOU WANT ME? YOU WANT ME? [screaming] >> OKAY. YEAH. GO back to the other tactics. I am not enjoying this one. >> WHY? WHY? WHY? [screaming] WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY? >> SOMEBODY'S car alarm going off. >> You think I give a I ain't got no money. I ain't got I wasn't giving nothing. Get me in there. Whatever y'all got there. I don't care. >> Yeah, I'm [snorts and clears throat] not wrong. >> She asking for >> this lady. >> No, I'm I asked them to take me home. Then >> that's a good one. >> Oh, who cares? I'm not going to jail unless y'all care for me. >> Sweetheart, I just hope you know that. >> I'm sorry. >> You going to go to jail regardless. You >> okay? Well, take me. If I'm If I ain't got no money, I ain't got Well, take me. At least I get a free carry ride. I ain't never been carried in my life. Please take the time to do that. >> Uh, these are actually work shoes, so that's fine. It's a first day of work, but I ain't going to have no job no more. So, you think I give a You think I give a Drag me. Drag me. She I guess she said it's true. >> Yeah, I said it's true. >> Oh my god. I wouldn't even want to think about that. >> Thanks for the two, Mystic Knight. >> Real simple. >> My hair. Hold on. I need to just wad those braids up and shove them in her pocket or something. >> After refusing to leave and fighting the entire process, Isa was processed and charged with criminal trespass, public intoxication, and obstruction of law enforcement. She was issued a 60-day martyr suspension and transported to jail, finally bringing the late night station shutdown to an end. >> Oh, wait. It It is autoplay. >> In the late hours of August 17th, an officer on patrol spotted a young >> from Sergeant Pepper >> in the middle of the road, totally unaware. >> I haven't been keeping up with sources for these with danger. my game. My brains taking the night off, >> firing right today. >> Flipped on her emergency lights, [music] stopping traffic and preventing a near tragedy. >> Okay, >> cuz the problem is, okay, you're I saw you walking from campus this way. You are nowhere near the public. Okay, you are intoxicated. You're walking around public. Your skirt is on backwards. Okay, look at your skirt. It's on backwards. Oh, maybe it's just a >> You don't have a phone. You don't have a wallet. You don't know where you're going, >> right? It's a little concerning for me because I don't really want to let you just start walking, right? And then all a sudden you end up at the highway and then you're even further from the cottages. >> Mhm. >> If I took you back to the cottages, would you be able to tell me where she's? >> Probably not. >> Probably not. Okay. You see how that's kind of a problem? >> Yeah. >> Okay. Is there anybody's phone number? Like, do you know mom's phone number that we could get Sydney's phone or phone number from? >> No, you don't know mom's phone number. >> I will be able to walk there. >> I'm telling you. >> I mean, you could like watch me walk there, but >> Okay. But so then my other concern is you just told me that if I drove you to the cottages, you wouldn't be able to tell me where what what area she lived in or what apartment she lived in. >> I didn't say that. >> You just said that. >> Yeah. Yeah. You just said that. >> I never said that if you drove me to the cottages, I would be able to tell you what apartment she lived in. >> I said if I drove you to the cottages, would you be able to tell me what apartment she lived at? You said no. >> Yeah. But I never asked you to like drive me to the cottages. >> Okay. But I'm I'm [laughter] If I let you walk there, what's going to change? >> It's pretty fitting. >> You mean [laughter] you just >> You could have just like supervised me maybe. >> Okay. But then when you get there and I I'm supervising you. How do we know what apartment she lives in? >> You can't. >> I know. I know the walkway. I don't know the numbers. I don't know like >> Do you know like where in the complex it is? >> Okay. Do you see how that's a problem? >> Yeah. >> Okay. So, even if I supervise you, you don't even know what apartment you're going to. Even if you make it to the cottages, which again is a like very significant walk that way. You don't even know when you get there what apartment you're going to. Do you see? Like, do you see my problem? >> You can see the wheels turning. >> Smell the smoke. >> Okay. I don't see your problem. >> The problem is that you're in public. You're intoxicated. You don't know where you're going. You don't know where you are. You don't have a phone. You don't know a sister's number to call a sister and come pick you up. You're How old are you? >> 18. >> 18. So, we're now wandering around a city that we're not from, intoxicated with no way to call somebody forehead. Sister doesn't know where you are, right? You don't have a wallet. Do you know where you put your wallet in your phone? in her apartment. >> Okay. So then how did you get were you at Northgate? >> How did you get where you are now if you left everything in the girl's apartment that you don't know where it is? >> Okay. Where did where is >> at the apartment? >> Did she go with you to Northgate? >> For real. >> You left her house to go to Northgate with who? Who'd you go to Northgate? >> My friends. >> Okay. Where are they at? >> I don't know. >> You have no idea. Okay. You see Do you see my issue here? >> I don't I actually don't. >> Okay. You again. You're an 18-year-old. >> Yeah. >> In a city. >> Cottonwood for two more. The wheel is spinning, but the hamster's dead. >> At the very least, it fell off. >> I do. >> I just I just don't know the way to her apartment, though. >> So, but how are you going to get there? You're just going to walk aimlessly station until you find it? >> I was just going to walk right wherever that curve is going to go up. And I was just going to take a white and I was just going to >> Okay, but then what what is that way >> or perfect? >> It's it's not I'm telling you that it's not like I'm telling you that you are the cottages is like way way that way. >> Which way? It's that way and you have to cross over hardwood. >> So you'd have to go all the way down this road, cross over a busy highway and then you end up at the cotton. >> Yeah. Good luck with that. [laughter] >> That makes sense. Do you understand why I'm concerned for your safety? >> No, I'm not giving you >> just press the button. >> No, no, I'm not giving you directions. What I'm also concerned about is that you crossed the roadway on a green light and had I not put my lights on, a very large douly truck would have probably hit you and you had no idea. >> How many times do you think her mother stood in front of her like this explaining to her why she shouldn't touch touch the hot stove again? >> And you just had no idea. >> Yeah. >> You understand? >> Yeah. I got >> All right. Put your hand. Put your hands one back. You've been placed under arrest for public intoxication. Okay. >> All right. >> You tried. I mean, >> you have anything in your pockets at all? No. >> Okay. >> Oh, look at that. Your ID. >> Oh my gosh. >> It's a miracle. Is >> this the real one or the fake one? >> I don't know. Fake. >> Okay. How'd you get alcohol? I didn't get alcoholic. Okay. >> Sign in. >> Yep. Just like that. And then there you go. slide this way. >> I just kind of bang on [ __ ] and keep clicking until it works. >> I'm just going to hold your arm and then just >> That works about 20% of the time. >> There you go. >> Can you pull my skirt down a little bit? >> Better. >> Yeah. Okay. >> Yeah. >> We're going to go to the store with the window on it. [laughter] >> It's in the apartment. that you can't find. >> So, we'll scoot the males around cuz obviously because you can't talk to males, but we'll scoot them around so that way you're not sitting next to one. Okay. >> I could just sit on the edge. >> Yeah, that's what I'll probably do. >> All right. >> There actually had >> over there. >> There was a few of them. >> You're good. Buff one. Of course, the star of the show hadn't seen it either. >> Switching. >> Her reaction was priceless. >> He's going to sit right. >> Perfect. >> She's just Yeah, really quick. Okay. And then face that way. I'm just going to switch the cuffs out on you. Okay. >> Once they call me, we'll get you out of handcuffs. I just have to take you in handcuffs. So, she did know somebody's number. Honolulu loves you, Shane. Can I get a quick and whose fault is that before my boss finds [laughter] out I'm watching this live while working? Alisa, you're liable to get fired. And whose fault is that? Thanks for the 10. You're awesome. >> [music] >> I kind of like doing it this way. That way I don't got to skip around on them. >> Hi there. How are you? >> Hi. >> What's going on? >> I haven't seen this one either, by the way, guys. >> No, from my understanding. You're not just sitting here. >> I think you've overst You're welcome. >> I haven't think I haven't seen this one, but um it came out on two channels within like a day or two of each other, so I'm guessing it's probably going to be good. >> Okay. Boom. >> Okay, let's go. >> No bone. >> That son of a [ __ ] Yeah, she's awesome. I love that woman. >> Oh boy. How are you going to get home? >> She's my rock. My pebble. She's not very big. >> What? >> Upright. >> Upright. >> Upright. I got >> what they're doing to me. >> No, I'm not doing anything to you. All right. How are you planning on getting home? >> Uber. >> Uber. Okay, that's fine. But you're having trouble standing up and your shoes are tight, >> so I don't want you to fall. >> I did do that. Yeah, I did my >> They usually don't pause for no reason. >> I didn't do anything, but I um I Ubered. >> Okay. My phone. >> How far is the Uber? >> Huh? >> How far is the Uber? >> Oh. Oh. Take it. I didn't do anything. >> I didn't say you did anything. 11 minutes. >> We'll go wait outside. I'll let you sit in the back of my car. >> I did. >> Okay. We have your ID. >> I do. So, that's what happened. >> Sorry. >> Yeah. You're having trouble standing. >> I'm going to put >> So, I did nothing wrong. >> Nobody said you did anything wrong. >> So, get off my arm like that. >> I'm trying to stop you from breaking your head open on the floor. So, you're doing something that night. >> It's not working. >> You're doing something that >> No, I don't want you to. >> Damn it. >> I don't want >> You literally You can't stand straight. >> I can Uber and get in the [ __ ] car and be done with you. I don't have to deal with you. >> I don't know why you're giving me. I'm trying to >> There you go. Whoever asked for that. >> Go to jail for what? >> Disorderly conduct and throwing [ __ ] at the bar. >> I know. Go ahead. >> Okay. Not what I was told. >> Show a picture. Show a picture. >> I need you one person to be alarmed and disturbed and you're going to jail. So, you got two options. We're going to go outside in the park. >> We're going to wait in the back of my car for your room. >> Where you're going to jail? >> Show pictures. >> Go. Let's go. We're out of the bar. >> I would like that. >> We're out of the bar. >> You're going to go in handcuffs in about a second. >> All right. Just take a ride. >> We're going to go in handcuffs. >> I'm giving you the option. >> Take a ride and chill out. >> And I really don't want to go to jail right now. >> Please. >> So, I'll just let you just go. Please. >> He's trying to help you. >> He did. Just get him right. I'm trying not to drive to the jail and I'm trying to help you out. >> Take it right home. Take it right home. >> We're going to You're going to sit in the back of my car for 10 minutes till your Uber gets here. >> Ruining my mind. >> Well, you're going to deal with it for one more night. All right. >> Oh, he's not an abusive man. >> He's willing to let you wait in his car until the Uber comes with a pretty sweet >> What do you mean? >> Listen. Listen. >> Stop. Let me talk to my friend. >> You need to stop. You're done at the bar. We're going out. >> You're being productive >> for shame. [laughter] >> Ready? >> Be cool. >> Go ahead. These people are trying to enjoy their evening and you're ruining it. >> What? >> You suck. You're awful. >> Thank you. I appreciate that. >> Okay, fine. I appreciate that. >> You got your ID cuz you're about >> live streams on phones or >> And if you refuse to give me your ID, [laughter] I do it all the time. It's >> It's not fun. >> You just have to lace it properly. >> Can you do it right? >> No, I'm not tying your boot. You [clears throat] just called me an [ __ ] or something. So, I'm not tying >> you an [ __ ] See? And this is >> sweetheart. You need to stop. >> All right. >> The bartender. She's >> cies. Cooties all around. >> Okay. >> No way. >> No, you're good. >> Go away. Go away. Go away. >> He's not going away, honey. He's the law. >> Hi. Were you alarmed and disturbed? >> Yeah. >> Perfect. >> We're in custody now. >> I'm generally disturbed, but not very often alarmed. >> Stop. Stop. >> You're not going to do this. >> Why are you doing this? >> You're not going to do this. >> You're not going to do this. >> Put your hands behind your back. >> You're under arrest for disorderly conduct. What did I do? >> Stop. I gave you so many chances. >> I did nothing wrong. >> Stop. >> Can you not help? >> Hey, calm down. >> Can you not do that? >> Stop. Calm down. >> Stop. >> I'm not doing anything. He's like crazy. Why are you >> Stop. Put your hands behind your back. >> Don't I will put you on the ground if you don't stop. >> Stop doing I will put you on the ground if you don't stop. >> Stop doing this. >> Oh, I would absolutely believe that. >> Stop doing this to every >> stop. You're done. I gave you >> I will not You're not resisting. >> I am resisting what this machine's do. I'm about to hit the jackpot. >> Okay. >> You're going to go to the ground in 3 seconds if you don't stop. >> So, everyone's watching you do this. >> I know. Everybody understands how many >> Why are you watching? I'm putting you on the ground. >> Why are you doing that? Calm down. >> I'm not doing >> Stop. Do you guys see this? >> Oh my god. >> What a nasty person. >> Let go of your vape. All this could have been avoided. >> Awful person that you're doing in front of everyone. >> I got her in custody. She's resisting. One of my partners step it up. >> Oh, great. She's talking to herself. >> I've done nothing wrong. That's awful. It was so bad for you that you're doing. >> Honestly, just talk to him like he might have given me away. >> I did nothing wrong. I did nothing wrong. >> He certainly didn't do anything right. >> You literally told me you were resisting. >> I did nothing wrong. You're just like acting out. You did nothing wrong. >> Body cam footage. You're going to disagree. >> Thank you for your understanding. Put your hand back here. >> Stop. >> And now you're going to kick me. >> Do you want extra charges? >> I couldn't care enough about what you're doing. >> I think you're a loser with nothing else going on in your life, >> says the woman on the floor in handcuffs. >> And you're such a loser. >> Well, >> I think you're a loser. You're a loser. >> I'm going to roll you to your side. >> You're a loser. You're a loser. You have nothing going in your life. >> I'm going to roll you to your side over here. >> Okay. [clears throat] Bye. Bye. You're a loser. You're a loser. >> Cares about you. >> She had a lot to drink. >> You sound so stupid. >> You look like an idiot. >> Does he though? >> Turn your legs. >> Don't Don't kick me. >> Do not kick me. There's a bucket of water by your head. Stop. >> Don't touch me. >> He's got you in hand. >> I don't care. I don't have to touch me. >> Just [ __ ] >> What is Roll to your side and stand up? >> Stand up. >> There's no debate. The floor is inside. The ground is outside. >> You know that. Everyone knows that. >> Criminals don't know that for some reason. >> Her up. She don't want to stand up. >> No, I don't want to. Come on. We're going to go to the car. >> She did kick me and just watch her leave. >> I did. >> Thank you. >> Yeah, they're probably going to have to put him on a watch when he gets home. >> I want you to come back and talk. >> Have to check himself in. I want nothing to do with you. Get away from me. You've been terrorizing me. Terrorizing me. >> I tried giving you a ride home. >> You're terrorizing me. Get off me. You're terrorizing me. >> This one thing's terrorizing me. It's been a major problem. Major problem. You're terrorizing me. >> You have anything on you? Any weapons? Anything else? >> What? This guy's terrorizing me. Everyone watch it. You're nuts. Everyone saw you do that. >> The only person acting a fool is you. Go. I don't care what you're saying to me right now. He's >> Get off of me. >> Stop. Exactly how you got in this house. >> What? Look what he's doing. >> He's a terrorist of nuts. Get off of me. >> He kicked me in the nuts. >> Stop. >> What the [ __ ] is wrong with you? You're done >> a lot. Apparently, >> you better be on the ground and berize by this man. >> You've already ended up get him off of me. Relax. >> Get off me. Get the man off of me. Have any weapons? >> Get off of me. >> Get off of me. >> I don't think the cop is going to side with the obnoxious drunk chip over her partner. >> Get him off me. >> Stop. >> He's awful. He's a terroristic threat. >> I have videos and everything. He's a liar. >> Are you going to STOP KICKING? >> NO. I HAVE VIDEOS. >> I have videos of this man. Stop. >> I don't care. >> How did you video this man? Put me in jail. >> Your hands are in cuffs. He's got video. We're all watching it. You look pretty stupid. >> Out of the snow. >> Get off me. Get off me. I have videos. I have videos of this man in the bar. >> What? Get off me. >> Stop. If you kick me in the nuts and >> get off me. I don't care about your [ __ ] nuts. [ __ ] you. >> Let me get out. Everything >> just skip the hobble and go straight to the wrap. >> I have everything. >> All I wanted to give you was to give you a ride along. >> Glad you made it, Brian. >> Good to see you, buddy. >> I have everything. >> Thank you. >> You guys ready? No, you're losers. >> I do. I did not surgery up. >> You're loser. You're losers. >> You're all losers. The people going home to their families tonight. >> Try to get this person >> sleeping in their own nice warm soft bed. >> Losers. >> Video said you're losers. You're cops are [ __ ] losers. You're losers. >> Actually, young Shane wouldn't have messed with this one. >> Her insults are just not funny enough. >> I do. Oh my god. They're giving us a chance or an option. >> I don't even care about it. >> There we go. >> I don't care about it. >> You want to try bending our knees? >> Yep. >> Oh, my knees will snap. >> You don't do anything for anybody. You guys are losers. >> You just losers. >> Losers. >> You don't care. >> Get out. And do you feel good about yourselves? >> You guys are losers. You should have peaked in high school and fallen for a pyramid scheme like I did. >> Get off my shoulders. You should be a nice person. >> Have you considered selling this thing? >> Who cares? >> Have you considered having your own business >> about this? It's so lame. My time. You ain't doing [ __ ] [ __ ] Get off me. Who cares? I like being tied up, dummy. Can't duck people. >> [snorts] >> It's crazy. Crazy. It's going to freeze up again. Yep, there it goes. Mystic night for 10. Stop jumping, stupid chat. Never understood this dementia-like symptom when drunk. I've been drunk plenty of times, blackout drunk a few times. Never had the issue. You could tell me a story and I'd remember most of it. What was that? Wasn't that on a movie? They were talking about the um Drunken Recall. What was that movie? Oh, that was um um Beerfest, I think. If you learn something when you're drunk, you'll forget it. But if you get drunk again, you'll remember it. >> Let me out real quick. I'm not going to be abducted [snorts] forever. No way. >> Yeah. The aliens don't want you. >> This is a big [ __ ] problem. BIG [ __ ] PROBLEM. >> IT'S A BIG [ __ ] PROBLEM. LET ME OUT REAL QUICK. Don't talk to nothing. Bye. Bye. Goodbye. >> Hey. Um, just >> go away. Bye. >> If you damage my car, that's going to be >> I don't care what car I'm in. Goodbye. You're a loser. Goodbye. You're a loser. Goodbye. You have no credibility. Goodbye. You have none. Keep doing it. Go ahead. Keep doing it. It's going to be a big problem. >> Okay. Well, >> it's going to be a big problem. Go on. That's so sad. >> It's going to be a big problem. Waking up in jail. >> Commander of the VFW. You're such an idiot. You're such a lowife loser. I'm best friends with him. You're such an idiot. >> TT Wooten. Cottonwood. I reckon [laughter] >> I reckon recall. >> Paul Swanson. >> You bet. >> Starring Arnold. >> He's tattooed on my arm. >> Shots of fogger. Yeah. >> Shots of Jagger. >> I was just spending time with him. You're an idiot. You're such a [ __ ] stupid low-life loser. >> Okay. Well, you're not going to hurt my feelings. >> I I don't care about hurting your feelings. You're an idiot. Go ahead. Keep trying. Keep trying. Keep trying. >> I'm just going to clear THE SNOW OFF. >> I DON'T CARE. >> I don't care about hurting [laughter] your feelings. I'm just going to insult you. >> Untied quick, real quick, >> before I tell Paul Swanson. >> Okay. >> Between untied real quick. Okay. >> You dumbass [ __ ] >> Okay. >> You're so stupid trying to tie me up. You're tying me up. >> I know a lot of people, so stop. >> Okay. >> You're nobody. >> You're going to meet some new ones at the jail. >> Go the [ __ ] know even more people. >> SHUT THE [ __ ] UP. >> BYE. >> You're nobody. >> You're nobody. You're a big fat [ __ ] You're a big fat [ __ ] nobody. Trust me. I PROMISE. I [ __ ] promise. >> I imagine being a nobody in her world. >> You untie a badge of honor. >> I don't care. Untie my hands. Shut up. You have a small dick. >> You have a small dick. >> Untie my hands, dummy. You're an idiot. Dummy. UNTIE MY HANDS, DUMMY. I'LL MAKE SURE OF it real quick. You [ __ ] lowife piece of [ __ ] >> Let me be rude to you as I'm asking for a favor. >> I will ruin your life >> because you're a loser. >> [ __ ] life. [snorts] No. Get away from me. Son of a [ __ ] Stop doing that. That's doing it for real now. >> Get away from me. Get away from me. Get away from me. Trash. I want out of the car. >> Okay, you [snorts] will be out of this car at the jail. >> I would like it right now. I just like >> Well, they can't teleport you to the jail. You have to actually drive. The technology is not there yet. >> You're all right. >> Why? >> Cuz you're moving around a lot. >> Why are you being so nasty? >> I'm not being nasty. >> Thanks a lot, Angelina. Now it's in my head. >> I was trying to give you a ride home and [laughter] thanks for the being nice. You're trying to ruin my life. It's really not nice. >> I wanted to drop you off. >> Super nice. Um, not nice to do that, but that's okay. Um, all this is public record and everyone knows what you're doing. You're like a liar and everyone knows. So, it's okay. You're just doing that. It's okay. I'm going to take you to jail. You're going to jail. You have nothing going on. >> Yeah, that'll that'll show it. >> Do you not have a home [laughter] life? >> I'm going to take you to jail. You >> have a wife or kid? >> How do you like them apples? >> Do you not care about your life? >> I don't care about anything. >> Just going to go to jail. I'm going to take people to jail. You're just doing that. >> Well, you could have just left. >> So sad. >> And that was an option. Stupid. >> I got her. She's a terror on the street. I got her. >> About your own life, like about your own family. You have nothing going on other than Is that bad? with you. I would say probably. Yeah. >> I'll ask my friends. Do you have kids that you act like this? Oh my god. Do you think you took this job to be like, do you think you're like saving the world? What are you doing? >> What an awful profession. You're not very fun. You're not very cool. Not even fun. And only people are your friends because you're a cop. They don't really like you. Nobody really likes you. >> Only people are your friends because Wait, they're not your friends. >> I can't wait for this one. This will be a good one. You're going to look like an idiot. Go ahead. >> Uh-huh. >> I'm going to play you as an idiot. You're an idiot. He's an idiot. I don't know what he's doing. He's so stupid. Very stupid. He's an immature. >> I'm going to play you as an idiot. in the cop >> jailhouse production of the Masterpiece Theater. >> You're not very smart. >> He drove all the miles to wrap a girl up who did nothing wrong. You're not a seasoned cop. You're an awful cop. You're not good at your job. >> I don't know. You seem pretty apprehended to me. >> Not good at it. You're not good at your job. I hate that for y'all. Not good at your job. Jesus Christ, you're a penis hound. You're crazy. This is easy to prove. You're a loser. >> Love me some chicken and dumplings. >> I'm your handcuff. And um so I'm leaving you. Bye. >> You're a trash and you're a trash man. You're awful. Bye. I'm getting out of the handcuffs. You bet. You bet. You're awful. You're a trash man. >> You're a trash man. Bye. Nobody likes you. Bye. Who cares? Bye. >> I like him. >> You're trash. Everyone knows what you're doing, dummy. Hey, fake cop. I'm doing this. Bye. Who cares? Bye. You have somebody handcuffed in the backseat of your car. >> Oh [ __ ] What are you doing? >> You forgot you were so quiet in the back. >> You forgot anybody was back there. >> You're so crazy. You're so crazy when somebody bec. [laughter] >> Yeah, I bet she would. Thanks for the five, Chris. Bet you would sing a different tune tied to the front bumper. >> Nice. Not good. You're like a drug addict on drugs. Like like you're like killing people. That's not good. Right. >> Shame on that cop. >> I would stop. You're a mess. Be nice. You're like a mess of people. I don't care. I'll send in the back. So you go ahead. But this will be easy to prove now. Go ahead. Go on. You messed up in the cop car. You messed up. This is so crazy. It's like a like a movie. Like this guy like captured somebody in like a a rental, whatever. >> Todd, Zeke, thanks for the five late fees in the snow. The warming up the paws. Perfect introduction. You're an idiot. She's a winner. >> You're doing this. This is crazy. >> Well, obviously the cop is a loser. All those cops are losers. Just ask her. She'll tell you. >> Bye-bye. Crash and die. I hope you do. You're a loser. Bye. Goodbye. Everyone knows what's going on anyway. Who cares? Oh, wow. This is all recorded. This is all recorded. What you're doing? >> How far is the jail? recorded. >> Yeah, that's why I'm asking what you're doing so you don't slip out of your cops. >> I'll record it. I'm tied up at Northern Maine. Please meet me at Northern Maine. I'm tied up in someone's car. >> We love having you here being >> I'm tied up. >> You're very welcome. >> I'll be out of here in two seconds. I'm very good friends with whale more people than you. >> I'm very good friends with a bail bondsman. We talk every day. I'm very good friends with Kenosha County Sheriff. Very good friends. This will be easy peasy. And then >> why do people always say that? What? >> Okay. Whatever you want to do, dummy. >> How many people? >> You're >> How many cops do they think will sacrifice their entire careers just to help a drunk get out of her own poor decisions? >> Very good friends. >> They wouldn't be friends with me very long. >> I'm very good friends with them. >> Well, they're tattooed on my arm, dummy. Um, >> it's tattoo. >> Yeah, Chris, I have no idea what that thing was. >> I'm that close with them. You're >> actually looked at it for a minute and was like, "What the hell is he holding? Is that supposed to be a wrench of some sort?" And I just assumed it was some kind of wrench. >> Such an idiot. >> You're like me placing my arm. >> Robert Kroker, Tim Smooth, all these people are my friends. You idiot. I'm doing something. You're doing nothing. You're an idiot. The rest of the cops know you're an idiot. >> What an idiot. It's on my arm. Wow. WOW. WOW. WOW. LOOK AT IT. Robert Kroker, a lieutenant. Are you nuts? You're nuts. You're nuts, dummy. You won't have a job very soon. Who cares? Who cares? You won't have a job. You won't have a job. I know a lot of you. >> Wish I didn't have a job. you. Bye. >> I got >> You think you can make some calls for me? >> I feel so important. I put this girl in handcuffs. I'm so important. I got her wrapped up. You don't do anything. You don't even do anything. [laughter] Nothing. I have a female in handcuffs. You do nothing. You're a joke. I CARE ABOUT IT. NOT GOOD SEX. Not good anything. Not good anything. No. You are cheating on your wife. You're cheating on your wife. Everyone knows it. >> You're cheating on your wife. That's awful. Hang >> tight. They got to come out and help you out. >> Don't you feel bad about that? That you're cheating on your wife? Do you feel bad about that? No. Well, everyone else feels bad. >> He's cheating on his wife. Is Is she the only one he's allowed to arrest and take to jail? >> You're not a good man. Small penis to go by. >> Very small. There's a lot of lies going on. It's easy. >> It's easy. It's easy to prove. It's easy to prove what you're doing. >> Really easy to prove. It's no problem. Go ahead. >> It's fine. I can say it's easy to prove. Yeah, he's alive. >> I would say the under over is two. >> I'll take the under. >> I'm not doing that. Take my feet out of this. I'm not I'm not we're not >> So I understand that but I'm not >> hop like a bunny. Bring me some eggs. >> So get off my feet. Like >> come on. Get up. >> Get up. >> Hey man. >> Hey. What's going on here? Already watched that one. Already watched that one. I haven't watched that one yet. We did watch that one. Which one's this one? Okay, we just watched that one. I already watched that one. Sorry, guys. I'm going through my tabs. All right, we'll watch this one as is the tradition and then we'll watch one more and then I'm gonna call it a day. I'm going to thank Chris again for clipping this one >> right here. >> This is going to suck. [laughter] >> It's never not funny. >> [laughter] >> I'm about to pee now. >> Hold on. I may need to hold on to something. [laughter] >> Nothing in your way, right? >> No. >> Right here. >> Yeah. >> Ready? >> No. [laughter] Why would I be ready for this? >> TASER. TASER. TASER. [laughter] Her face was priceless. [laughter] >> I didn't poop. [laughter] >> That was such a fun night. [laughter] >> Oh my god, that's the greatest [laughter] thing ever. Oh my god. >> [laughter] >> That hurt like hell, y'all. All right, we got one more. This one looks interesting. Um, I haven't watched it, but I've been meaning to watch it, so I figured why not watch it here with you guys. Officer goes to the movies. >> I like this channel, Police Ride Alongs. Their intros are fantastic. >> And a woman gets uncomfortably close to a movie theater floor. On July 19th in Hillsboro County, Florida, a movie theater had to stop a showing of I Know What You Did Last Summer after a guest became too disruptive. >> As the officer made his way through the theater, a number of complaints were recorded by his body cam. >> We don't We don't put up with that here. Please, please escort her out. Please. >> That's too much. >> An employee asked the woman to leave, but she wouldn't. So, they started issuing refunds and called the police. >> Responding back to what they said >> on this installment of [ __ ] Just leave. >> Got a complaint from the lady out that's standing by the bar saying that this lady was hitting her child. >> This lady, >> the lady with the long black hair. I can smell the alcohol. or we asked her to come out to talk to us and she >> Okay, I'll talk to the parents afterwards. >> Hey, ma'am. >> I'm Deputy Dallard with Israel County Sheriff. So, we need to take off. You need to leave. >> You don't need to talk to me that way. >> All right. Listen. They already told you you need to leave. >> Who told me I need to leave? >> The employees. >> Nobody told me I Hey, listen. >> You're a black man. You're You're speaking to me. Don't talk to me about >> What's your name? >> Let's go. What that you square up recording YOU AGGRESSIVELY and go >> get your hands. >> He asked you to leave. You didn't leave. >> Give me your hands. >> DADDY IS RECORDING RIGHT NOW. >> YOU GOING TO pull an attitude and then square up on him. Yeah. You're going to go to jail. >> Give me your hands. >> He's going to get aggressive. >> Is that normal? What the Are you serious? >> We're not playing this nonsense. >> Are you No, you're >> Give me YOUR HANDS. WOW. YOU'RE A BLACK MAN and you're >> What does that have to do with anything? >> Wow. You're a dumb woman. >> But you wow a woman. You're treating her like a piece of [ __ ] >> Stop being disorderly. >> No. Stop resisting. >> Am I Am I hurting you? >> More recording. >> I'm bud. >> Jay, record it right now. Jay, listen. Jay, my son is here. So, I'm not leaving till my >> Stop resisting. Your son is here and he's probably embarrassed all to [ __ ] >> You're just going to be hurting. >> You're going to hurt me and you're going to go out and make sure I'm press. >> All right, that's fine. Where are your shoes? >> My up. Let's go. >> Why you go to the movies barefooted? You know how sticky those floors are? >> That's your fault. >> Oh, yeah. My fault for what? What did I do wrong? Penny nobody but watch a movie with my son really. >> Well, how many other people wanted to watch that movie? >> Hey, my son is here. You know, >> you ruined their evening. >> Evening ruiner. >> Woman was led out of the theater. Backup units were on the way. >> Wow. >> And that says a lot. >> He's so dramatic. He's doing a lot. How do you say this? Wow. I damn it. You have to be so aggressive with me as a man in a lot of candidates. But guess what? >> Because you're being belligerent. >> I'm not. >> That's wrong theaters. Buck. Wow. Wrong theaters. >> You're going to be It's okay. You're going to be in trouble. >> It's fine, baby. Stay alive. >> Baby, you don't even know what you're doing. You think it's okay to know what to do, right? You black man, >> you're not going to take me with my son. Are you not GOING TO >> GET IN THE CAR? >> YOU >> TASER. PLEASE BE THE PERSON. >> GET IN THE CAR. >> TASER. Spray her. Then tas her again. Then put her in THE CAR. [screaming] >> Get in the car. >> [screaming] [screaming] >> Timmy Toshu's been a member for 11 months. Where does the time go? >> God. Jesus. Help me. >> Are you done? [laughter] >> STILL get me out. I'm done. I'm done. You're done. >> You're [ __ ] Yeah. >> Okay. >> You're so aggressive [laughter] and you're so mean. >> That's because you That's because you're being >> Okay. You're being aggressive towards me, but it's okay. I do nothing wrong. >> Yeah. You You deserve everybody else. >> My arms hurt. I can't >> Whose fault is that? >> If you Hey, >> my arms hurt. I can't. >> Okay. I'm going to let you >> so you can sit down. And if you start again, it's going to be back in the same position. You understand? >> Okay. >> He wearing a cowboy hat. >> Sit up. >> What's with that shadow? >> Get in the seat. >> Is it got big ears? >> Get in the seat. >> Yeah. He's a sh >> 75, man. >> Yeah. Look, >> God is going to take care of me. >> Yo, he's taking advantage, bro. He's hurting me. >> Oh, love the door slam. >> Somewhat subtle. >> Beautiful. The officer went back inside to check on the woman's son and see if he had a way to get home. The backup officers would start to arrive soon after to keep an eye on the suspect. >> So, she says she had her son in there. >> Yes. >> Do we identify her her son? >> Genie, do you know what the son is? >> And does he does he have anybody else with him? >> Grandmother. >> [laughter] >> Can you step away please? >> Yeah, that's fine. >> 26 out of 17. Do you copy? >> Where's Dard at? Where's Dard? >> He needs to come out here cuz she's wigging out. >> Oh, she she tripping out. >> Yeah, she's she going to break his [ __ ] in. >> Hey, um Julio, grandma is here. >> Yeah. What? Yeah. Um, he's right here. >> So, grandma is here. She only speaks Spanish. Can I get one of you guys? >> Oh, god. Let me keep >> Hey, we're going to have to move your car real quick so we can put in leg restraints. >> He has my keys. Could you get >> Santos has them? >> Okay. Can you get 43 for grandma for me because she she speaks only Spanish. >> Hey, just >> so the grandmother's there. Is that her mom? >> Take my car if you want to take dollars. >> Why does she not smack the [ __ ] out of her? >> Doesn't matter how old they are. If you're their parent, you're allowed to smack the [ __ ] out of her. After moving the vehicle away from the front of the theater, the officers went to put leg restraints on the woman. >> All right, listen. >> We're going to get We're going to try to talk to mom real quick. Okay. >> Touch me. >> Come on. >> Oh, really? >> On the ground. Okay. Get down. >> The woman >> on the ground. >> Oh, there's a woman. Oh, >> thank you, Vicki. >> Oh, baby. You I got a lawyer. It's okay. >> What happens when you start kicking? Okay. >> No, baby. I got a lawyer. >> That's cool. All right, get her up. Let's put it back in. >> I got a lawyer. >> Good thing I'm going to need him. >> Okay, >> get on your side. Stand up. >> Bring the knees together. >> Bring your knees up. >> So, either going to go easy way and you're going to >> bend your knees so we can help you out. >> They are going to force me right. >> Yeah. >> All right, let's go. >> You force people. >> Get inside. >> Get up. >> Hard people, right? >> Sit down. >> It was you guys. >> Sit down. >> One day. It will be >> sit down. I'm going to put your seat bel. Yeah, >> you can't play with God, right? >> Sit back. >> Hey, I'm going to take dollar down there. >> Just show you how to get you that way. >> It wasn't a slam, but I'm counting because she was mid-sentence. >> A short time later, a female deputy would arrive to conduct a search. So, they'd have to take the woman out of the car once again. >> Step out for me. >> I can't step out. You know why? Because I'm being I'm pressing charge and every sing All of y'all are going to see me mark. >> This is too tight for me and my ankles are way too tight. So I'm going to have marks. You know what? I'm taking every single one of y'all. Whose fault is that? >> I wasn't aggressive to nobody. Y guys threw me on the ground for no reason. >> No reason. >> Step out. >> I'm not going to step out. I want you to um loosen my ankles cuz I can't even step out. >> Search you for it first. >> Are you going to step out or money >> for drugs? Every single person that goes to jail, I'm in pain. >> Do you see my Look, >> you have to get out of the car for me to listen. >> I can't >> put your >> How do you I put your >> You guys are like unhumane. Look, I got marks, baby. I'm taking you guys to court. >> And every single one of y'all. >> Okay, cool. We'll do that. >> Let me know how that works out for you. >> Lost your leg. >> I can't even move my leg. >> Do you want me to help you? >> No, I'm about to kick it in your face. Be sure and send the docket to call >> skeptic not to do that >> now. You're gonna you're gonna >> be aggressive. You know what? >> Stand up. >> And my ankle brace I can't walk, right? Oh, babe. All of y'all going to jail. All of y'all. You already know. >> You know that's unhumane, right? >> Mhm. >> You know, my ankle brace is about to like break my own bones. >> I don't have no drugs on me. I was at the movie theaters with my child. Whoa. Drugs. Take my whole pants if that's what you want to do. >> My ankles, bro. It hurts. That's why I'm saying just losing my ankles. >> Okay, we will. But you have to listen first >> at the very least. >> Do nothing. I already throw me like abuse. I am at this point cuz you know what? I'm I'm in pain. My ankles are hurting. >> We were going to loosen them up earlier, but he started >> You just said you were going to kick me. So why would I loosen them for you? >> Yeah, I know. >> Makes no sense. Yeah, I know. Makes no sense to be nice, right? >> You're not being nice. You want to act, >> but I'm I'm not a I'm not a what? >> You're not a decent parent or human being for that matter. >> Yeah, I know. I hang out. It's >> probably cuz you're wasted. >> Cuz I'm wasting. I was just on the move with my son. I don't think I was wasted. But yeah, I don't learn all this. >> Okay. >> Yeah, it's everything's normal, right? Okay, it's fine. Y'all are going to quit for sure. I don't forget a phase. That's That's one thing. Yeah. Uh-huh. You mean you see how you losing it up now? Okay. Yeah. Losing the other one, too. >> You're being aggressive. That's >> No, I wasn't being aggressive, baby. And guess what? My son has everything on video, so that's even better. So, it's okay. Mhm. I'm seeing all of you guys in court. All of you. >> Well, you can't lose them when you're combative and you want to fight. >> No, baby. I wasn't being combative. >> Okay, but I'm not going to talk to you. >> You're still being combative. >> You just got here, right? Cuz you don't know nothing's going on. So, here I'll talk in no show. Yeah. Shut up. >> Do you want this one loosened, too, or you want to keep talking? >> I'm not talking. That's what I thought. >> Stupid. >> It feel like that [ __ ] is going to change. >> So, you stop talking for a second. >> Okay. I need you to bend this knee. There you go. >> You want to check my ass? I'm here with my son watching a movie and your thing I got dropped. >> You just got here. No, you don't know how to act, [ __ ] >> Lean back. >> And that's why you >> lean back. >> Hey, can you loosen this up because this is way too unhumane. It's not real. It's not. Yeah, >> it's unreal. And if Listen, all of y'all going to jail. I'm telling you right now, WE ALL GOING TO COURT. YOU'RE going to court for sure. Face >> that way >> cuz No. Yeah, I know. I got marks. >> I got marks on my wrist and I'mma make sure when I get out, I'll take pictures of everything. I got marks everywhere. Look. Everywhere. Yeah. >> I need every single batch. Oh, I'm coming for sure. I'm going get every single one. >> Cool. Stop moving. Look that way. That's hers. I want to see hers cuz she just got here. She doesn't even know what the going on, >> bro. Fine. You're going to be embarrassed when you see these body cams. >> Bro, you're like, [ __ ] shut up. Like, what the you just got here. You didn't even know what happened. I I hurt somebody. I was aggressive and I was mean and I was [ __ ] or she >> So, that happened. >> She was charged with trespassing and resisting without violence. Her bail would be set at $1,000 and she'd get out the next day. The next month, she'd plead no contest to both charges and be assessed court costs and fines of $43. Good for her. All right, so that's all I got for today. Um, it looks like K4's got a premiere going on, so I'll send you guys over there. Um, big shout out to the mods taking care of us. Um, thank you guys for coming out. 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