Cuz this guy's going to fall. >> Yeah. >> Taser. Taser. Taser. >> Oh my god. >> Welcome back, y'all. Don't do drugs. Drugs are bad. I don't know what the hell this guy took, but he took way too much of it. This one's from BCAM Police. Links in the description as usual. The guy let Sergeant Sparky talk him into doing a trust fall. Cops didn't catch him. Happy Taser Tuesday. Check it out. You >> good? >> I'm just so glad my best friend. >> What's going on? >> I don't know why. >> I don't know why. >> I can't hear you. >> Yeah. >> Nice jammies. >> You want to talk to anybody? Nope. >> You take anything? >> Nope. >> You want rescue? >> All right. Well, downstairs needs to talk to you cuz I guess you're breaking. >> Yeah, I know. Yeah, I figured it out. >> All right. >> Yeah, bro. >> Sorry. What? >> Figured it out. >> You want to go talk to them? >> Yeah. I'll see what's happening. >> Okay. >> If you don't come down, >> this guy's talking through the whole video and he doesn't manage to say six or seven real words the whole time. >> Do whatever the I see what you're saying. I'm going good, folks. There's my number one right there. My mother told me something I reality of everything serious. He goes this thing. I get it. I get it. [Applause] Hey Ted, won't you show me your impression of a porcupine while I light you up like a Christmas tree? Let's see that again. [Applause] [Music] No girl. >> Turn around. >> I'm breaking out. Turn around. >> I'm in hell. >> Turn around. I'm in hell. >> Give me other hand. >> I'm in hell. >> Give your hand. >> Give your other hand. I wonder if Hello means I can't breathe. >> We're going to get popped again. >> I'm gone. I got it. I'm gone. [Music] I'm good. Got it. >> I'm sorry. I'm really figuring it out. Oh my god. Okay. Say on a monopia. >> Ohas. >> Oh. >> Oh my god. >> Oh god. All right. I know. I know. I got it. >> That's me. God. All right. I see why y'all do this. I see why. Let's just keep them like this. Rescue will come and >> we're 104. We're 15 deployment. We're just rule of thirds right now. Can have res move in. We're just going to scrap this guy to the stretcher to move out here. Oh my god. A whole lot to me and my big [ __ ] What did you say to >> your mother cook socks in hell? >> I fig me [Music] just put me back in hell. I'm gone. It ain't going to [ __ ] me up cuz yeah, I got bit stuck in these things. I'll figure it out. I'm the god. I'm the chos. My big dick. Tell me your name. >> Yeah. My baby go big dick. >> Oh my. >> Now I got it. Now I got it. >> I got it. All right. I'm sorry. Take everything off. Let me walk away. Everybody get my keys. Oh my god. Oh my god. >> Relax. Relax. Oh my god, I hit the [ __ ] last jackpot in reality. Oh my god, I'm not talking. >> Just stop. [Music] >> Chill. >> All right. >> All right. >> Chill. >> All right. Now I figured out. Yeah, cuz if you lose I'm just my We're going to keep doing this over and over for a trillion more years. >> Something bad something. And I'm so glad I told you my best friend right there. I love her. We hit that [ __ ] jackpot. I love comes true. [ __ ] him. Then I'll [ __ ] kill her. I [ __ ] reality be all this. No fors reality. No big dick. I got to be my big dick. My best friend. >> All right, I got it. >> You good now? >> Yeah. You going to get up and walk with us or you just you're going to continue. >> You going to walk with us? >> You sure? >> If you do any of this crazy, you understand? >> Figure it out. >> You good? >> Yeah. >> Do you want to stand up? >> Absolutely. Cuz I >> the whole [Music] figured me out. You figured it out. >> I figured it out. >> I can figure it out. >> You're more than welcome to stay at some fivestar resort somewhere, but little hotels like this, you get a good show. >> Really? I can't hear. [Applause] >> Yeah, I'm gone. >> I'm going to keep going next time. >> Okay, >> this guy's going to fall. chill out. >> Stop showing up. >> We're good. >> Let's see that bystander that was out in the hallway just slipping in the elevator. Can you hit two, please? >> [ __ ] all out of me. >> First day I put the taser back on. >> Oh gosh. I >> It's been off for 6 months. Go go go. No. Come on. >> Oh, I took some. >> Oh, Jack. Jack, come on. >> Oh, everything. Oh, >> just like yesterday. >> Yeah, just like that. >> Just like that. Stop. Oh god. It's >> not going to be mine cuz I got to go back upstairs. >> It's going to be my health. >> Mine's up there. >> Next one's right there. >> We'll put them in line and someone just has to scan. >> I got you. >> Last time I made that sound, I was drunk and hugging a toilet bowl. right >> this way. >> Yeah, I got you. >> That's it. >> This is my hell. >> Hey, get in the car. >> All of them, man. >> Put your butt in. >> Put your butt in. >> That's why. >> Yep. >> I'm put your head all the way in, buddy. >> Hey, you're all wrapped up, man. Seat belt. >> You got him. >> You got him. You put them in. >> Yeah. Put them in there. Grab them. Pull them. >> All right. Ready? >> Ready? Yep. >> The reality. >> Just get in the car. >> No, I want all over. >> I'll hold it for you. Watch out. Ready? All right. >> Free right there. Okay. >> Stop. >> Oh, there we go. >> Can you sit up? >> No, cuz >> Can you sit up though? >> That'd be cool. >> I told me to do. >> Hey, can you sit up so I can check the blood pressure and get the taser ready? >> I get the reality. I love you. That's fine. Can you put your feet down here though? >> What's your name? What's your name? >> His name is >> Oh god. >> My best friend. >> Hey, >> perfect. >> Oh god. >> Hey, you know, you know, you know what make you feel like grounded? >> God. >> Put your feet right here. Right here. >> Where you going? >> Set them up so they get a blood pressure. Oh, >> we're going to try to sit him up and get blood pressure. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. >> Maybe just uh >> Hey, that's a true love. He know that story. >> I got it. >> Hey, >> just I'm just going to try to like set him up. >> Oh, there you go. There we go. Perfect. >> Put your feet right there. >> There you go. Okay. >> Lean this way a little bit. >> I got it. >> There you go. Sweet. Keep keep your feet in though. I don't want to keep shutting the door. >> Uh two uh two for multiple for us. More than two for us. >> One, two, three. >> I assume four. >> I only see three so far. Okay. >> Oh, hell. Hell. >> Yeah, we're good. >> Um Um >> What's your name? >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I don't know what they >> um [Music] do. >> He's probably right. >> Yeah, >> that's going to hurt. >> Yeah, you're good. >> Do you have any medical complaints? >> Yeah. Okay. What does that mean? >> I love this EMT. Okay. What does that mean? [Music] >> I'm a paramedic with the fire department. >> I just want >> I'm trying to evaluate you medically. Are you having any shortness of breath? >> Yeah. >> You are? Okay. You have any chest pain? >> What does that mean? >> Yeah. >> Okay. >> You know what? You know that one. >> I don't know what that means. It means >> I'm gone. >> You're gone. Have you taken anything? >> No. I'm gone. >> Well, no wonder we can't understand what he's saying. He's God. >> Reality is just hanging. >> What's the name of the drug you taking tonight? Are you going to >> It's going to be a pain, but >> I know guys, >> y'all being [Music] >> just check and see if there's one in there. So, well, no, we'll use that. >> No deal on them or anything. >> So far, we got nothing. Is there Is there a barber out there? Can they get a blood pressure cup on it? >> There's over here. >> Okay. >> We could probably try to slide. >> Oh, I got it. I got it. >> See if we can reach. >> Yeah, if you can. Whatever you need us to do. >> And now I got it out. >> Yeah. >> He looks like he accidentally walked in front of some guys that were throwing darts at the bar. Oh, [Music] >> that's just that. I got it. I was going to say it was right. >> Just be cool, man. Be cool. Just trying to get a blood pressure on. >> Oh yeah, guys. >> I see three. I don't see the one guy I know. >> That's what I counted. But >> can I see one of these fingers, dude? Light off. Light on. >> Hear me? >> You see one of those fingers? >> I got it. I got it. Oh, it's tough. Cool. You going Oh, go >> number one. God of my heart. >> I'll figure it out. I'll figure it out. >> I'll figure it out. >> I can pick the motor out of the way. >> Yeah. >> Where's this finger at? Hey, boss. Sit up a little bit. Okay. >> What's that? >> Let me know if that's good. Hey, open your open your fingers. >> My bad. >> Oh my god. Yeah, I want you. Stop. >> I know what you're thinking. He's not coming down. He's just catching his breath. Okay, go. >> Yeah. >> All right, you're good. >> Okay, figure it out. >> All right. Yeah. All right. I got it. >> Get your feet in. I want to close. >> Oh gosh. >> Set up. >> I don't want to go. >> Just put your feet in. >> There you go. You're a tall guy, but I just need you to squeeze in there. Okay. Hey, scooch. Scooch. Scooch. >> Scooch. Not like that. I need your feet. >> I need your feet. >> Feet inside. >> Um, >> are we just going to take >> it? We're allowed to make our recommendations. You guys are It's your >> No, I mean, if it's simple, I'm sure that's what we're going to do. I'm just trying to >> But I mean like you guys can >> Oh, yeah. >> There's an officer safety issue or something and you close the door and drive away. >> No. What? I'm >> sure we're going to do it. >> All right. Let's stand up. Let's stand up. >> Please don't do this. >> Stand up. >> I'm going to need a hand. >> I get it. >> Okay. Come on. Stand up. Stand up. >> That's my hell. That's my hell. >> Yeah. Yeah. It's fine. Yeah. Fine. >> Oh my god. Usually they're waiting on the ambulance to come to take the probes out of him if they don't take him out theirelves. Doesn't look like anybody's taking them out. He's going to wear him like a badge of honor. >> Oh, get out. >> No. >> No. I don't want to be going to die. We're going to save you. >> He's just going to be like dead weight. There you go. >> There we go. Hey, we're walking. You're killing it. >> You are killing it. Face up. Right there. Right there. Right there. Almost. Sweet. Sweet. There you go. Okay. >> Perfect. Look at that. >> Uh we'll switch the front if we want. [Music] >> If you must have restraint, so it's up to you guys if you want to. >> No, it's up to you. >> Yeah. No, no. your ambulance. >> You guys need to do something so we can put it up front. >> Yeah, we'll just Yeah, >> later. The guy's obviously out of his gourd. They're not going to uncuff him. He attacked two cops. >> Wait a minute. His heart rate's triple what it's supposed to be. >> Oh yeah, I got >> Maybe next time I'll find >> Oh. Oh god. >> One, two, three. That's all I >> There's four. >> Oh. Oh yeah. Let me see your eyes. Let me take another one of that one. >> Baby. >> Oh, man. >> What? What did you take? >> I said it perfect. >> So I can treat you appropriately. I may have medications to make you feel better. I just got to know what you took. >> Just tell me a name. >> Take speed. >> Ice left. >> Did I? >> Oh, >> we can try. I'm going >> to get him in there then we'll switch him. >> All right. Yeah, I figured out >> I got it. I got it. >> All right. Cool. >> All right. All right. >> How we doing? >> Hope the guy's all right and gets whatever help he needs. Hopefully he at least learned not to take whatever the hell he took tonight. It's all I got for him. Be sure and like, subscribe, leave a comment. Happy Taser Tuesday. See you on the next one.