We got an ambulance coming to check you out and her, okay? Sir, I don't even want an ambulance. You tased [ __ ] out of me, but I'm going to be fine. I'm just like I'm more hurt from her. Welcome back, y'all. It's everybody's favorite day of the week. It's Taser Tuesday. This is an older video and somehow slipped through the cracks and I never seen it before and the action happens fairly early in the video, but it just keeps getting funnier the longer and longer it goes. This guy's 50,000 V act right injection resets his attitude to factory defaults. This guy shows up at his ex-girlfriend's house. Obviously, she doesn't want him there. He refuses to leave. Polarity ensues. Check it out. I WANT MY STUFF. TRIPPING. SIR, I HAD STUFF IN HERE. NO. PUT YOUR HANDS BEHIND YOUR BACK. PUT YOUR HANDS BEHIND YOUR BACK. NO. YEAH, you probably want to DO THAT. NO. YOU'RE GOING TO GET TASED. PUT YOUR HANDS BEHIND YOUR BACK RIGHT NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW. PUT THEM BEHIND YOUR BACK RIGHT NOW. NOW. I WANT MY STUFF. PUT YOUR HANDS BEHIND YOUR BACK NOW. TURN AROUND. Put your hands behind your back. This going to end with her. Put your hands behind YOUR BACK. TASE ME. ALL RIGHT. I LOVE that squeal. Yeah, we're going to see it again. I've never been tased. Please don't tase me. Put your hands behind your back. You won't let them do that TO ME? NO, YOU WASN'T LISTENING. I'm done. Dude was trying to keep you from forcing your way into the girl's apartment. Yeah, he's going to let him do that to you. Let go. Let go. LET GO. I'M SORRY. I'M DONE. I'M DONE. I'M DONE. GIVE ME YOUR OTHER HAND. YES, SIR. I JUST WANTED MY KEYS AND THEN THAT [ __ ] I HAD SAID I WAS. I'M SORRY, WHAT WAS THAT? DID YOU JUST say no? I SAID OH MY GOD, Y'ALL TASED [ __ ] OUT OF ME. PLEASE DON'T TALK TO ME NO MORE. PLEASE. I'M sorry that I made YOU AND YOUR WIFE HAVE TO GO THROUGH CUZ I WOULDN'T THINK Y'ALL DIDN'T HAVE NOTHING ELSE. LET'S CHECK ON HER REAL FAST. WHAT'S UP, WAS THE DOOR UNLOCKED? HOLD ON, PLEASE TELL THEM THE TRUTH. STOP. WAS THE DOOR UNLOCKED? EVEN if it unlocked, it don't mean she wants you in there, stupid. The door was unlocked. You want You want to leave him here? Yeah, check on her. Huh? I'm going to jail? Obviously. Sir, I just want my [ __ ] and leave. And that hurt like a lot, but I'm I'm not a threat. And you shoot me and say she had a um asthma attack, right? You tased me. Sir, she said we were done and didn't leave out. And you That's her. That's not her friends. I'm not I'm not resisting. I'm sorry. That's her crying right now. You know what? It is what it is with that 2020 bull. Whatever time I have to do, I'm going to do it. I've never I'm not Look, sir, please listen to my I'm not trying to Please, please, can you put on camera? I'm not trying to resist arrest. I've never been in love before before her and that [ __ ] hurt. And this is what I had to go through. It's not cuz y'all gave me the ultimatum and I do appreciate that. I'm not trying to talk my way out of nothing. Tried to do that with her and it didn't work, but I'm I'm sorry I'm just not tasing a whole other state. Sir, if my friends were gangbangers, Mexicans, all of that [ __ ] I've never done any type of police activity. This is the first time I've ever been tased or anything and this is the scariest [ __ ] of my life. I don't want to die. I'm only 26. All right. I apologize, but um Well, we got to We got an ambulance coming. All right. We got We got an ambulance coming to check you out and her, okay? Sir, I don't even want an ambulance. You tased [ __ ] out of me, but I'm going to be fine. I'm just like I'm more hurt from her. Fellas, never put yourself in a position to where a woman can hurt you more than a taser does. You know what wasn't yours in there? Her. It's Crystal. I just paid the whole bag for her and her friends. He's in the police academy. That's a black man. You called another man to tase me. A 30-year-old black man. You going to let another man tase me? I don't care if you're racist, sir, or whatever. I'm not accusing you either. I'm just saying after y'all tased me that I brought all bird That's George George T. Whatever George Floyd, whatever it is. You as a black man going to let another [ __ ] person tase me? Dude, how you going to try to make this some kind of race thing? You were acting like a jackass. You wouldn't listen to the officer. He tased you. It happened. Yeah, the other guy was black, too, and he let him do it. What was he going to do? Dive in front of it like Superman or something? No. You act a fool, you face the consequences. I'm trying to get my My car is sitting here. I don't give a [ __ ] if it's suspended or not. She knew what it was. She knew I would LAY MY LIFE DOWN for her, but you know what? You need to learn and I learned I don't trust nobody no more except for my [ __ ] mother and my grandparents and y'all would never tase me that night again. The same thing happened the day after Christmas and I'm not even mad with you, Officer Roberts. That's the only thing I remember about your name. I'm just glad I didn't piss on myself. I didn't So, how long ago do you think the cop zoned out? [ __ ] on myself and I ain't die cuz a lot of black men die in this situation and you tried to show restraint and I admit that and I hope your camera still works so they can know you did nothing wrong. It was me and if I got to sit a night in jail, whatever. I ain't going to be able to make bail. I ain't going to be able to get my grandmother to get my car. It It is what it is. I just wanted to make sure I didn't leave [ __ ] in here cuz I might have left another ID in here or whatever and she would have told me that. You don't know that, so you wouldn't have been able to tell me that. I'm just saying. That hurt, though. Can you just go ahead and take old babbling Billy there to jail? I never [ __ ] I said it happened to somebody before, but I never [ __ ] did. You heard That was her hyperventilating. Now you upset and you're the same one that called me to come down there for the disturbance with your brother. What you wanted me to do? You wanted me to beat the [ __ ] out of your brother, right? And then the police god damn we calmed everything down in April 2021. Y'all been looking for me for so long, I guess because of that car. You officers came out here in May of 2021. Your name Eric Harris? Yeah, I stay here in Tail Hazelwood. Why you chasing me? It is what it is. I ain't look like I was going out on leave cuz I'm not. Okay. I'm so I'm thankful life happens the way it does cuz y'all gave me the ultimatum. Y'all did. And a lot of people allowed the police to say [ __ ] police. But you know what? Officer Robertson and another black officer and another officer, y'all gave me a chance and I I salute y'all for that. I do. He's going through an awful lot of introspection right now. Hey, you got a probe removal tool? You got a [ __ ] removal tool. You already deployed it. Yep. Nope. Yeah, you didn't piss yourself. I know. The reason I know you were abusing him being cuz you you really don't even want to put me in these, but you got to do your job. Respect it. And I tried to have a job working for Frito-Lay on January 5th, but that [ __ ] just told me because I used to work for What the hell are you going on about now? What the hell are you going on What really was because my grandparents got sick with COVID. They said attendance and I'm a never rehire. Everybody downstairs think I'm going back to work on January 5th. And she got me to try to help her watch her dog on January But I said to the lady while she goes to the DR. But I'm saying people downstairs like I ain't mad at nobody. Come on, take me to the precinct. I'm done. Come on. I ain't got no car. I ain't got a Glock burner. It teaches you a lot of lessons. I shouldn't have came back, but I know they still ain't got my money in there. My name is Oh, good. My partner's here. You can bore him to tears, too. Dude, and I'm hurt. I just got tased out of me because of my own anxiousness. What's up? My own anxiousness. What's hurting on you right now, man? Nothing now. You His heart. Have you not been listening? Yeah, when he first tased me, I was HURT LIKE [ __ ] I WANTED TO PISS. I got you. You good now? I'm good. I swear to God. I swear to God. I'm I'm going to move I ain't even going All right, man. Just hang tight, man. I just want to make sure you good. I just want to make sure I ain't have [ __ ] out there today because those three down there Those three down there Treyvon Taylor, Nicole Hazelwood, Miles, Wild, whatever his name is. And you see how wild she just STARTED SCREAMING, "AH! AH! YOU CALLED THE POLICE!" Because of the name of the lady who used to live on the second floor. I don't know how he's keeping a straight face right now. I wouldn't be able to help me at least giggle. Officer, we got to get you out of here, man, okay? I'm sorry. No, you good. You good. I just want to get some pictures. Yes, sir. I ain't never been through this, but I'll take it. She going to live with her. I ain't mad at y'all, sir. I know you partially black. Most of y'all might be partially black. I'm not mad at y'all at all. And y'all I pray y'all don't mad at me as much as y'all are. What? I pray that y'all not as mad as me as y'all are. All right. Whose car are we putting him in? Not it. hurts. I want you to hold your breath, all right? So, we got you. Hey. Put her in. All right, breathe. Yes, sir. Just breathe, bro. You good. Relax. I told you when to hold your breath, all right? Yes, sir. All right. Deep breath. Yes, sir. Hold. You heard them I wouldn't leave. You good. You good. You can breathe now, man. You good. You good. There you go. They said I wouldn't leave. I'm not a menace to society. I swear I've never been. I've never been. My name is Eric, E R I C. And J R. My father died J uh uh uh July 4th, 2021. She went out there with me. I've never been a menace to society. I'm sorry I had to cause a disturbance, but love make you do some stupid And if y'all came to tase me, be quiet. I think they needed to charge him with assault with a deadly weapon. This is over with. I'M GOING TO GO BACK TO WORK ON JANUARY 5TH. MY LICENSE IS STRAIGHT. I'm going to [ __ ] around and drive for 4 years. I'm 26. By the time I'm 30, I'mma have my uh uh um degree and be a licensed clinician. I'mma have my CDL drive, division technologies. And you know what? Whatever they want to do, THEY CAN DO. I'M NOT MAD AT NOBODY. SHE GOOD DOWN THERE? NO, I'M NOT GOING TO BE USED no more. She called my PHONE HERE TO HELP ME PAY a bill. That's it. It might have been love, too, BUT YOU CALLED ME OUT HERE TO PAY A BILL. I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M GOING TO DO. WE JUST HAD A CONVERSATION. I'M SAYING PEOPLE DOWNSTAIRS, SIR. I'M SO I'M SORRY. Them same people downstairs, I think y'all going to get together. The same man that's helping me to be happy with it. I think y'all going to get together, but you in this You in Desire, you in you All right, we're going to get you up, all right? We're going to walk you down. She ain't going to charge me. I ain't mad. Ready? Hold on. Hold on cuz cuz my arm's hurting Hold on. Can y'all Can y'all help me like get Yep. Yep. We got to help you when your legs are You said charge? Charge it in. Charge it Move forward. Can Can y'all Hold on. Hold on, please. Sir. Sir. Sirs. Can we please check and make sure I'm not leaving anything cuz I I know y'all checked my IDs. I just want to make sure I'm not leaving anything out here cuz I swear to God Just let me go in there and talk to her, officer. I I bet I can straighten all this out. Just let me talk to her. She loves me. I know she does. All right, we already checked before we left the first time. Thank you. That's all I needed to hear. All right, let's get you downstairs to a car and an ambulance. Make sure she safe. I don't want an ambulance. I just want to make sure she safe. We just want to make sure that she okay. That's all. I'm good. I got you, but it's just we got to, okay? I crawled out of the bushes. I'm sorry. I got you. I don't blame you. Look, that's what the officer right there is doing. He's helping her out right now. He's a good man. I got a call My favorite people are downstairs now. It is what it is. I probably wouldn't do that. Only reason I pulled over was cuz of this. I love the people I have to run into sometimes in life because they be RIGHT THERE. ALL RIGHT. I KNOW Y'ALL ARE HURTING. YEAH, I'M letting him. I really wouldn't want to be the cop that has to listen to that all the way to the jail. Step out of the car. Don't ever tell me you love me again, Taylor. You don't Watch your head getting in there. You don't love me. Watch your head. Ah! Can y'all loosen this? I ain't never been in this situation. I'm I'm not I'm not no I'm not no menace, sir. I swear to God I'm not going to do that. I swear to God. This [ __ ] hurt though. I ain't never been tased or restrained. But uh make sure to tell with no. This ain't on her. This ain't on her. Please make sure she know that. And why would it be on her? You caused all this, stupid. It's my anxiety. Y'all told me not to come back. Whatever it is, it is. What time can I get my first phone call? Cuz I need somebody to get me out of here from Atlanta. I don't want to come back to Atlanta ever. Who you going to call in Atlanta? My mom No, nobody in Atlanta. I'm sorry. My number in Atlanta. My grandmother or mother. Laurie I mean I mean Even the mic on the cop's body cam was tired of listening to Rambling Ralph there. They my grandmother and my mom. She left me and mom with Get the [ __ ] away from here. You're not even a gather. Shorty asked me to come out here. I didn't ask to be back out here. Will you Will you just cooperate, man? Are you Here we go. I didn't ask to be back out here. All right, have a seat. I got a $600 debt. You asked me to [ __ ] do deliveries in that same car that's To do what? All right. All right. Y'all been in love before. Right. That's it for him. The only thing that would make this one funnier would be a good door slam, but I guess they felt sorry for That's all I got for him. Like, subscribe, leave a comment. We'll see you on the next one.