Stop. Back up. Calm. Calm. Calm. >> BACK UP. >> TASER. TASER. TASER. >> Oh my god. >> Welcome back, y'all. We got a triple taser Tuesday for you today. We got a gal hopped up on goofballs who assaulted his mama and learns not to run up on Sergeant Sparky from police activity. a shoplifter who gets drive stunned into oblivion from body cam lockdown and a woman at a police station who goes full lock from 50 police body cam. The links to all those will be in the description. Who's up for 50,000 volts to act right? Check them out. >> What's going on? Why you being weird? >> I'm being weird cuz I smoke weed and I had I'm still high. >> Okay. >> Yo, calm calm calm calm. >> What's wrong with you? >> Calm calm. >> What's wrong? >> CALM CALM. >> You want to stay? Looks like he's charging up like he's in a Marvel movie or some [ __ ] >> Back up. Back up. >> Back up. >> Yeah, I got abs like that. They're just in a soft protective covering. >> Up. You're going to get tased. Don't go back inside the house. >> Sit down. >> What is going on? >> Nothing's wrong. Nothing's wrong. Nothing's wrong. >> What did you take? >> I took weed. I was trying to show >> just weed. >> Yes. >> Okay. What are you doing, man? You're doing way too much. Sit down. >> Yeah. You said >> sit down. >> You tried to bl my You said calm, calm, CALM. >> I think our boy might have got tased in a pecker. Better do a replay just to make sure. [screaming] >> Taser. Don't go. NO. YOU DON'T WIN. YOU DON'T WIN. YOU don't win. You don't win. You don't win. Let me go. Let me go. You go. Reality is disconnected. >> So, here's what's going to happen. We're going to put you in here and if you sit here and you try to fight with us, we're going to force you in here. >> Yes. >> All right. Sit down on this seat. >> Sit down on this seat. >> I'm Get out. Get out. Get out. Get out. Get out. Get out. Get up. Get out. Get out. Get out. Get out. Get >> told you he's going to do it. >> GET OUT. GET OUT. GET OUT. GET OUT. GET OUT. GET OUT. GET OUT. GET OUT. GET OUT. >> SO, that's it for the first one. Short and sweet. This next one, the woman gets caught by loss prevention at Walmart stealing $1,300 worth of [ __ ] It doesn't go the way she planned. >> She tried to push out. We're getting the trainer receiver right now. >> Okay. >> You have your ID on you? I don't have >> What's your first name? >> K A L L I E. >> K A L L L I E. >> Yes. C I N. >> What's your date of birth? >> 13192. >> Hey, I got a name date of birth for you. It is first name's Callie. Last name, I'll just spell it for you. Charlie India Fox 13192. White female. Do you know how much the total is? >> Not yet. How much more is it? Do you know if it's over 750? >> Is it over 750? >> My first thought was, good lord, how much [ __ ] did she steal? But that's like half a cart of groceries these days. >> Okay, go ahead and stand up. You're going with me. They want charges pressed and it's over 750, which makes it a felony. >> Yeah. and stand up. Come on. >> I'm sorry. >> Well, you're going to have to. >> I can't face accountability. I just can't I can't face consequences for my own actions. >> Do not fight me. I can't I can't I CAN'T I can't >> I will tase you if you do not stop. >> Turn around. >> Woman, >> I'm sorry. I can't. >> Yeah. So, she's really not happy about being caught. WOULD YOU LIKE ME? >> Get up and turn around. >> Then turn around. >> Turn around. >> Well, that wasn't effective in the least. We ain't counting that one. I can't. I CAN'T. >> STOP. Please stop. [screaming] I HAVE SEIZURES. >> She sure is squirming. It's like trying to push a catfish through a donut. >> I can't stop. It's like you're DOING THIS MYSELF. WELL, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE to >> [ __ ] goes on like this for a little while, so we're going to skip ahead. >> Sit down. >> STOP. STOP. I'M IN WALMART. What was it? They were in the >> Well, fine then. If you're not going to arrest me any better than that, I'm just going to leave. I've tagged her twice. I CAN'T GO. I CAN'T. I CAN'T GO. STAY YOUR [ __ ] ASS DOWN. >> OH, LOOK. An effective cop. >> Give me a cops. >> THEY'RE OVER THERE. WELL, go get him, dumbass. Can't you see he's busy? >> I don't HAVE A SWORD. [screaming] >> STOP. >> SETTLE DOWN. >> STOP. >> Come on. >> [screaming] >> You're not going to win this fight, STUPID. NO, NO, NO. >> OFFICER, you sure are helping him quite a bit. Putting your hand gently on her leg like that. HELP. >> I will tase you if you don't put your hand behind your back. >> This is no time to cop a field. Get her in cuffs already. >> PUT YOUR HAND BEHIND YOUR BACK. >> Or I'll jiggle your butt cheek. >> Look, you're going to get tanks again. Put your HAND BEHIND YOUR BACK. >> PUT YOUR HAND BEHIND YOUR BACK. It's right there. It's practically winking at you. Tasering that beehole. >> I will tase you again. >> She acts like she has seizures. You haven't once had a seizure this whole time. >> You big faker. 4871. >> I don't know what's in her purse. >> 1071 reference whiskey fox drive >> taser three drive sender three times >> drive stun three times. Do you want me to >> and also went like this >> tour? Your cuffs are laying over there. Make yourself useful. Get them yourself. >> She's fine. She's breathing. >> Wiry little thing. a spider a good bit before you came in. >> Were you though? Were you really? That's it for that one. This next one, woman goes into a police station trying to see if she's got warrants or some [ __ ] and she decides she's going to play Michael Myers. Now, y'all know my affinity for black cops. I love them. They don't take no [ __ ] And a lot of you know I love old man cops, too, because they also don't take no [ __ ] They got a old man black cop in this one. And he don't take no [ __ ] >> What's going on? Who needs mother? >> What's the issue? >> What's mine at? >> Can you just >> relax? What's the issue? >> The issue is I'm coming in here to make a report. Period. >> The issue is I'm a dumb ass. >> Point blank. And it sound like the same. >> Why are you worried about her? What you mean why I'm worried about her? >> Because why are you worried about her? >> Because her [ __ ] sound exactly like the report that I'm going to make. >> So why is that your problem? >> Because she making false ass names and [ __ ] like that. >> Okay. Anyways, >> what's the problem? >> Oh my god. All right, that's enough. >> Children, children just separate already. Let's go. >> And >> can you just go over there, man? >> I don't give a [ __ ] >> Are you here for a moment? >> Yep. >> Hey, go back to Roman. >> No, I'm not going to Roman. I came down here for you. >> I came down here. No, this is going to happen now cuz I can make a report here. >> What's going to happen is you talking about >> I thought you had a warrant or something like that. You thought you had a warrant case. >> I know. I was coming here to turn myself in. >> Okay. >> You don't know what I had. >> You came down here to ask if you had a warrant, right? They said no. Romeoville PD is not looking for you. They told you that, right? So, yes, I know. >> So, if you think another town's police are looking for you, why would you go to that one to turn yourself in? Stupid. >> Hey, now you want to make a police report for something happened in Romeville. >> Yes. No. >> Yeah. >> You got to go to Romeoville. >> Go to Romeoville. Plus, you're causing a problem in here on this >> and I'm not going nowhere. Why wouldn't you go anywhere? >> Cuz I'm not. I came all the way down here. >> Are you used to getting what you want? >> No, I'm not used to getting >> I think you are. Who told you to come down here? >> Myself. >> Well, you shouldn't take advice from dumb asses. There's your first problem. >> Well, you lied to yourself cuz nobody told you to come down here. >> What you going to do about it, officer? >> What are you supposed to do about it? What are you looking for? >> What are y'all going What are you looking for? You can't What are you looking for? I came up here problem. >> You're looking for a problem? Why? >> Clearly, I'm looking for a problem. Why? >> I don't know. I guess I'm problematic. >> You're just bored, huh? >> Yeah, I'm so bored. >> You just going to sit here all night? >> I guess. >> Are you going to leave people alone or you going to start fights? >> So, you're just going to be a problem? >> That sounds like the dumbest idea ever. >> Oh, yeah. I don't know. Like, >> are you almost? >> No, it's >> Don't worry about it. >> No, I just never matured emotionally older than the age of 14. >> I'm like, I don't know anything. I thought maybe that was the issue. >> You're going to learn to do your job. >> Well, with being being dumb isn't against being against the law. So, >> it damn well should be though. >> Doesn't matter. Stop being so mother. >> Does anyone got her name? >> Smart. Risha Thompson. >> And her info. >> You already know who I am. >> No, I don't know who you are. >> You do. >> Okay. How long you been here? Just like 5 10 minutes. >> Okay. You ready to go? No. >> You ready to put your hands on the anti? >> Do you want me to put my hands on you and take you? >> Come on. Let's go. >> Come on. I'll help you with your stuff. >> Well, you want me to help you or not? Well, then let's go. >> You got to go. [snorts] >> I mean, just somewhere to be warm cuz you're homeless. This isn't the place. >> If that's the case, we can help you out with that. But you can't come with other people. >> I want a problem. >> You're going to get one. Promise. >> That's what I want. Why you looking at her? She ain't going to do nothing to you cuz I'll slam you on the ground before you even try to get to her. >> But yeah, you're just going to have to do that. >> All right, let's do it. >> Okay, go ahead. Go after her. I'm going to slam you right on the ground. I'm telling you, >> you don't got to worry about that, ma'am. He ain't going to get that far. >> Oh, hell no. >> You better put that knife down. Sorry. She has a knife. >> Put that knife down. Get on the ground. >> Oh [ __ ] She got any stiffer? You could build houses out of her. Yeah, we're going to watch it again. >> You got the knife on the ground. >> Looks like there's a timer. about shoot you ever possibly have a knife. >> Now, are you happy now? You got what you wanted. You guys all right? >> Yeah, we're good. >> What do you guys need? >> Need somebody to help it. Hey, miss. Have her go back inside. >> Thank you. >> We just need one female to uh search. >> Is it related to the room? >> I'm not sure. on your cool. >> You have um >> that little like taser kit you gave us >> on that little thing. I just got one downstairs. Let's just walk downstairs. >> I know there's a she like a roommate domestic but they didn't have PC so she came here to talk to somebody. Okay, that's how the call came out. All right. >> Well, she should have went down there and talked to them. >> Turn your side to your chest. >> You want to wire? >> You hook the wire. >> It's a nice knife. I think I have that same one. It's the only reason I ever cook is so I get to play with it. I pull the curls out. All right, let's get out. Guess what you got in? I'll take one. Good enough. >> I'm just going to hold on to this for you. You can have it back at the end of the school year. >> I just trying to get them off cold. >> You want to go that way or >> downstairs? Be cold. >> Hey, you have your ID in there. Can you see? Dude's pulling on those taser wires like he's reeling in a Marlin or something. >> Yeah, I'll walk. >> Give me my stuff. >> Your stuff is with that officer there again. Not running things. >> What about my knife? You better give me back my knife. That's all I got for those three. They're headed downtown just for men's a night at county. Be sure and like, subscribe, leave a comment. Check out some more Taser Tuesdays. We'll see you on the next one. [music] >> Down. You going to act right when [music] that switch flip. Woo woo. You get polite. Taser. [music] Now the world to act