I didn't even do anything. Oh my god. Welcome back, y'all. Today's video is going to be a short one, but I think we're going to have some fun with it. Check it out. On January 29th, 2025, officers were flagged down at a Taco Bell after a woman attacked a patron. Let's go. What in the hell do you got to do to get yourself kicked out of a Taco Bell? Orlando, please get out. Orlando, please get out. He wants you out. It's time to leave. It doesn't matter. He wants you out. It's time to leave. I'm going to arrest you if you don't get out. Do you work here? Yeah. You work at Target. Okay. She punched the girl in the mouth. Okay. That girlfriend, that girl girlfriend right there, she go, you are going to go to jail. You're getting kicked out of a Taco Bell for trying to attack somebody. I don't think your best defense is to get up and walk towards them and get in their face while they're trying to back away right in front of the cop. I'm just saying. [Applause] made this really simple for me. Protect me. I am. What's your name? Officer Brooks. Thank you. You forgot to ask his badge number cuz that's important and you'll remember it. What's your It'll be all on your paperwork. 33066. The only correct answer, it'll be on your paperwork. Delta 17, I got a Bravo Fox shot 105. Do you have any type of ID on you or anything? It's in my friends. They're the ones who attack me. I don't care. I told you to leave. But I'm cute and I shouldn't have to face consequences for my actions. I can't be held accountable. Okay, but then I was waiting for my food. Like, what? I'm waiting for my in the car. What is your name? What is your name? I didn't [ __ ] I'm not sure. She was acting acting absolutely crazy in here. I I wasn't acting crazy. What is your name? Nothing. What is your name? My name is you. That's fine. So, if you refuse to identify yourself, you're going to be booked under Jane Doe with no bond and you won't get out of jail. Right now, you have a bond. If you refuse to if you refuse to identify yourself, you're going to go to jail. Call my boyfriend. I'm giving you one last chance or I'll book you under there as that door slam was a thing of beauty. All right. She's going to be booked under uh Jane Doe. He's going to identify himself. Do not kick my car. I need to call my boyfriend. She fell out of that car like a damn jack in the box. I didn't do anything to her. Stop moving. You're not going anything. I wasn't I didn't call my boyfriend. Am I supposed to get out? I didn't do anything to them. My bad. They didn't I didn't do anything to them. I got to go to the office to get my car. I didn't do anything to them. I didn't do anything to them. I literally Well, I don't know if you did anything to him, but you sure as hell didn't listen to him. back up. You're going to go to jail, too. You got a hog tie. Yep. Y [Applause] the first thing comes to my mind when I see those big long fake nails like that. She got a dirty butt. There's no way you can wipe properly with those talons. Stop resisting. Stop resisting. Stop grabbing my resisting. You literally are Stop pulling away. You are consistently resisting by pulling your arms away. I swear to God. Stop. I swear to God. I got y'all got me. So, I offer some drugs and whatever the else you are, you're going to lose your job. Come on. You got me. Yeah. Just lighting up this a little bit. I need anything. This girl. Ew. She been wearing them big thick furry sweaty boots around all day with no socks on. Imagine what that's got to smell like. Girl, you nasty. Like she's getting away. Because I didn't do anything. I literally didn't do anything to them, bro. White couple. White couple. It is not her. If you want to put You're hurting my hand. You want to put on that hurt? Well, whose fault is that? Stupid. That hurts. Can you like That hurts. That literally I didn't even do anything, bro. I didn't even do it. Please call my boyfriend Cassandra. I don't even care. Just call Raymond and tell him to come get me, bro. I I can't even He's going to yell up. I swear to God, cuz I can't even do anything, please right now. I didn't even do anything. You guys ready? I didn't do anything. You kicked my door and almost broke it. Now you're going to jail. Yeah, I know it's hers. Excuse me, sir. Your suitcase is screaming. She's also going to be Jane Do. She refused to identify herself. Hey, will somebody just go to the jail with me and bring my computer in the office? Cuz I don't have my computer here. Huh? Cuz she's so tiny. We're all in pain every time he opens that door. Down there. She was charged with resisting arrest and disorderly conduct. Well, there you go. Short and sweet. It's all I got for her. Be sure and like, subscribe, and comment. We'll see you on the next one.