I told you, bro, I wasn't messing around. Welcome back, y'all. Got another taser video for you. This one's fairly uneventful, but it's worth it just because the officer's a smartass and he talks lots of trash. Y'all know I typically use banjos for car chases, but I need to come up with some kind of a soundtrack for foot chases cuz, you know, it'd just be more fun that way. Anyway, check it out. Hickey, we're going southbound towards the QuickTrip. SOUTHBOUND TOWARDS QUICKTRIP. LET ME SEE YOUR HANDS! WE'RE GOING TO THE PARK. THAT DUDE IS MOVING. GET ON THE GROUND! GIVE ME YOUR HANDS! AH, NICE LITTLE face plant there. Let's see that again. Give me your hands! GIVE ME YOUR HANDS! HANDS! HICKEY, I GOT HIM. MY CUFFS ARE OUT. YOU got a gun? That was one fast-acting Acthar injection. What are you running for? You piece of trash. What are YOU RUNNING FOR? HUH? NEED TO GET SOME CROSSFIT, SON. YEAH. Just holding onto this side. Never saw him toss anything. You got a gun? Yep. I'm I'm uh We got him. Good lord, no wonder he couldn't run. Oh, [ __ ] Hickey, go back to that breezeway. Both my cuffs fell out. Over here? Yeah, that first breezeway. Roll over, partner. I can't move, sir. Okay, just roll. Roll over on your stomach. Right there. I can't move. Hey, hey, hey, calm down, calm down. Oh my god. Yeah. William 236. Actually, William 355. We're going to need EMS up for a man that's been tased. Hey, where's your weed at? It reeked of weed. I just smoked a weed. Calm down. Oh my god. Yeah. Don't run from the police, bro. You got any weed on you? Hey, you got any weed on you? Say what? I know. I know. You got any weed on you? I can't move. Oh my god. Yeah, that sucked, huh? You didn't WANT TO STOP. HE DID, THOUGH. YEAH, that [ __ ] sucked, man. You should have stopped. Hey, we got an ambulance coming for you. Yeah, that sucked, man. So, I had that stuff down the front of his pants, right next to Mr. Winky. And there was a round in the chamber and the hammer was back. That's good thinking. Ran from over there, both cuffs fell out through here. Slowed down. Sees me, starts running to get him, like, "Stop." He took the taser and it sucked. You all right? Ambulance is coming. I thought that was pretty cool. I know it hurts, man, but you'll be all right. Ambulance is coming, okay? He's grabbing his pants and like, "He's got a gun." Uh it's in the back. Yeah, the back of my bag. Okay. I told you, bro, I wasn't messing around. Okay. Hey, what's your name, man? Hey. Hey, what's your name? I know it hurts. What's your name? What's your name? Hey, the ambulance is coming, man. Just take some deep breaths. Yeah, it looks like the find out part of that equation is just not very much fun. You're out of breath. What's your name? You got keys to a car out there? No. I'm sure he will be able to. Hey, partner. You got to get up, man. You were moving fine before you got tased. Come on. But he doesn't have a belt. How's he supposed to keep his pants around his thighs without a belt? Hey, I just patted him down for a gun. He smells like weed. Appreciate y'all coming out. He's got keys, but no. Here. I unloaded the pistol. Okay. Yeah, I'm good. Hey, that first breezeway reeked of weed, too. I didn't see him toss anything. He's asking for water. Just get you a wrench and open that hydrant up. That'll hydrate him really good. Right where he took off running. Hey, now, don't lay down. You don't want those darts in you. Yeah, that's going to be stolen. It's 18, baby. Come on. Don't tell me. Don't make me tell them about that time in the shower. Mute. Got a Hoover. Back side. I don't know. Oh, yeah, we'll we'll document it. No. We'll take photos. I'll call. Do you think he's sitting there rethinking his life decisions? I seriously doubt it. When Hickey gets back. Hey, man, roll roll over on your Roll over on your side so you're not sitting on that dart, okay? Yeah. That video is going to be awesome. I caught him. He didn't stop. Straight down. Yeah, he's right on that one. It's a pretty awesome video. Here you go, man. I'm going to put your keys around your neck, okay? Ambulance is coming. All right, they're going to get those darts out. Take some deep breaths. Hey, what's your name, man? My name is Hey, Trackstar. What's your name? Hey, what's your name? I got to get your name, all right? Cool. Trackstar. Trackstar. That's great. Hey. Hey, what's your name, man? You all need some water? No, I'm good. Crawford, I think. Hey. Hey, what's your name? Say what? Take some deep breaths, all right? Ambulance is coming. You're going to be fine. What's your name? What's your first name? What's your birthday? Oh, now you're just being dramatic. Patrick? Track star, you didn't have any problem running. You can tell me your name. Come on. I'm the worst dope is. Oh, well, we got the gun. That's all that matters. Hey, what's your name, track star? Hey. Man. Okay, I don't It's in your pocket. You ran from me, so that's enough. You're going to jail today for it. I need to know your name, otherwise I got to book you as John Doe and they'll put you in a pod and hold you for ICE, okay? Yeah. If we can't ID you, that's just a process. So, what's your name? I'm not asking any incriminating questions. Fitzpatrick what? Come on, Fitzpatrick what? Huh? Mike Fitzpatrick? What's your What's your What's your birthday? Mike. What's your birthday? You didn't have a problem running. You're irritating me, okay? Okay, tell me. No, speak with your mouth. God gave you the the mouth and a tongue and the ability to speak, so I can hear it. What is it? 11? 11 what? One? Of what? Mike, come on. You didn't have a problem running. Your ears might not work too well. When I told you to stop, you didn't listen. I'll give you the benefit of the doubt on that. I don't want to add more charges for you being difficult right now. Come on. 11 1 95? Okay, you got any warrants? Say what? You getting a tape Okay, we'll take care of him today. Just hang tight, man. They're coming. Ambulance is coming. They're going to pull those darts out. Hey, did you use anything else other than just smoke weed? No, no, no. No, man, did you do anything else other than smoke weed? Do you eat anything? I don't want you to die on me, okay? Obviously, he's not on anything performance enhancing. Okay, you didn't eat nothing, all right? Just take some deep breaths. They'll be with you in just a moment. It's embarrassing. He got caught by me. No, I'm not. No, we can't answer your phone. Matter of fact, let me get the Let me relieve you of those phones. Turn them over. Roll up. I know. Back right pocket. I don't know. I can see that being one of his homies like, "Hey, man, there's all these cops around. What's going on over there?" No, I'll I'll hold on to them, Mike. That's all I got for that idiot. Like I said, it was a little uneventful, but it was a pretty good tasing and nice face plant, all kinds of premium trash talk. Be sure and like, subscribe, leave a comment, and we'll see you on the next one.