Heat. Heat. [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] Hello everyone. Welcome back y'all. We got another Sunday stream for SDC Live. Got a few actually got a bunch of good videos for today. Most of them I've seen, a couple of them I haven't. It's, you know, another day, same old [ __ ] But um I've been looking forward to this for like I don't know all week I guess. Um it's it's just so much fun every time we do it and I enjoy it and hopefully you guys do too. Starting out C Dumps throwing out a membership. Thank you C Dumps. You're the best. Whoever got that gift membership, hopefully. Oh, where'd you go? Damn it. Give me just a second. Hopefully, Mrs. Jarhead get one today. We've been trying. We've been trying so hard. Um, trying to think if there's anything I really wanted to say before we get started on videos. I don't think there is. So, uh, let's get into this first one. This one's not very long. Um, there's a a decent tasing in it, but there's not enough material to work with to make it a good taser Tuesday. So, uh, you know, there's there's a little bit of fight and a battery on a Leo and a fantabulous spine buster that would make Arn Anderson as proud as he could be. So, let's go ahead and watch this one if I can remember how to do this. It's been a while. All right, here we go with this first one. I got no audio. Y'all got audio? I don't remember when it starts on this. I know it starts before this. What the hell's going on? Hold on. doesn't [ __ ] make a difference. >> Okay, there is audio just too early. >> Kidding me. >> There we go. >> Get on the ground. >> He's got a cop on his back. Maybe it's not the best time to kick him. >> Step it up. I just got kicked. >> Relax. Do not stay down. No, you're not. I don't even know here. >> You enough? >> I didn't even know you were here. >> Doesn't [ __ ] make a difference. What the [ __ ] are you doing? >> Being stupid. >> You stay there. >> This one gets me so excited. >> Your back right. [ __ ] now. Put your hands behind your back and get against the [ __ ] wall. Against the wall. Not that well. >> Yeah, I got to watch that again. >> I've seen that probably a hundred times. >> 103 times. >> You're female. Taser deployed. >> Was that the only one? >> No, I have one on the ground there. >> He [ __ ] kicked me in the face. He's [ __ ] going. >> Absolutely. Never a good idea to kick a cop in the face. >> All right, pass too over here. >> Definitely arrest our weapons. >> I don't know. Probably both, I would say. >> Yeah. Did I hit you? >> No, I just doubled them. T, welcome, darling. On top of things as usual. >> We're going to miss you when you're on your little uh honeymoon like situation. You know what I'm talking about. >> You're going to have fun though. >> He [ __ ] kicked me. He's going. [Music] >> All right, sir. Sir, >> no. You see, I have him, man. You walk up and you [ __ ] kick him and you hit me in the [ __ ] face. >> Oh, he's leaking. I hope that's from the back of his head when he fell. >> Well, fell. >> All right, that's it for that one. Like I said, that one's kind of short. Yeah, there's there's not really enough material to to make a Taser Tuesday out of it. Thank you, David. I finally got eyeballs. I can see Even though the glare off the monitors and lights are terrible, but I can see that's important, right? Sparkle poops, welcome. Gifting out a membership already. Excellent. Excellent. I love to see that. I like the memberships because that's that's a good audience participation. I know you guys love to hang out like in the chat. That's like a It's like a fun hangout kind of opportunity. I do the same thing when I'm watching stream. It's it's almost as fun to to participate in the chat as it is to to actually watch the video. So it's uh it's fun. I guess I don't know. I forgot how to talk. It's all right. Nobody wants to hear me talk anyway. I got nothing to say. Um next one. This next one is absolutely wild. This is This is a whole family trying to have it their way, I guess you could say. And they're um I don't think any of them end up getting it their way. What a terrible Burger King. John T. Martin. Awesome. I'm glad to have you. Let's roll this one. We got the Big Mac family pack fighting each other and one of them just rolled up with a knife. Walk over here. >> Your baby needs you. >> Your kids need you. >> Chris, thanks for gifting the five memberships. >> If you got one of those, then uh thank Chris for it. >> What happened? >> What happened? >> Legal fiction. Treats for the cat. We've actually got some treats in there. We never give them to him. You know, when I was growing up, you had to earn treats. Thanks for the super, buddy. I'll put that on the air conditioning fun cuz my butt's already sweaty. The things I do for you people. >> Yeah. >> Stop. Please wait. PTSD. You can't do that. Please. Put your hands behind your back. >> I got PTSD cuz I always act a fool and it always works out negatively for me. >> Put your hands behind your back. >> Can you stop? >> Excuse me. >> Hey, you don't tell me what to do. First of all, >> Ben told you to leave. >> You don't tell me what to do. You're not my real mom. >> It don't matter. I want to press charges cuz you hit me with a broom and I wasn't doing [ __ ] to her. I need help. >> Stand up. >> I need help. >> Stand up. How supposed to know that, right? Cuz my mama want me to get arrested, right? >> Which side? >> Passenger side. Thank you. >> She walked back. >> It doesn't matter. >> Pam, thanks for gifting a membership. >> She came out here trying to fight me like what the >> feel like we did that one time and keep getting memberships hoping Miss Jarhead to get one. >> I think she's earned it. >> Like really? We are. They always get a call about us. >> Well, she supposed to be a >> They always get a call about y'all cuz y'all always acting ignorant. >> You want to see the video? >> Sure. >> All I'm trying to do is figure out what's going on. Everybody wants to start trying to fight each other. >> My mama. >> Thank you, Sparkle Poots. >> I'm definitely AC for this room. >> So, why are we here? What happened? >> Whatever. >> I've had the door open and the fan blowing all day long and it hasn't done much good at all. >> What happened? Thank you, Sparkle Foods. You're wonderful. >> Musa, >> hold on. Hold on. Hold on. >> He just got out >> from warts and he need to shut his up way. He beat up my daddy. >> God, I can hear them all the way in the restaurant screaming and hollering. >> Bernard, I'm going to come talk to you. >> What's up, Colin? Good to see you, buddy. >> Feels like it's been forever. It's like I can never jump in on anybody's stream anymore. I don't know what's going on. >> My life schedule is all >> screwed up. >> I told you I was just going to come talk to you. Hold on. >> Welcome, my friend. >> None of the officers were able to make sense of what was going on. And they had no idea that it was only going to get more chaotic. >> You're Ranata's daughter. Who's she? >> Yes, Ranata's daughter. >> Okay, cool. >> They was fighting. You want to take all the cameras in Burger King? >> All of y'all. >> Yes, we all do. That's right, you guys. Not only did somebody hire all these people, >> not only did each of them figure out a way to get a job, >> they all work at the same Burger King. >> From what I can tell, they're like the only people working there. >> Come on, let's go. >> We at work. We at work, so we're going to throw out [ __ ] all the time. >> Good God. >> But I'm being as far as I can tell, they're the only people that work there. >> Yo, >> thought you at work. What are you doing? >> It's easy to work if you lock the door and don't let anybody in. >> Open up the door. >> I am going to break your door open. Open up the door. >> Yeah, I made a few adjustments um since the last Dream Fiction. >> You're welcome. >> Don't you think Carrie T? She reminded me that I hadn't modded you just yet. >> My bad. I kept trying to tell her to >> I watch the other side. >> Are you going to open it? >> Are you going to open it? >> Go through the drivethru. >> Are you going to open it? >> You going to risk me? You going have to do it to the drive-thru window. >> I don't know. Pro. >> It's probably their grandmother. got like at the end of the day. >> Oh, she's running and closing out. >> They're both going to jail. >> They both going to jail. >> We know how it is. Colin, >> why are they doing this? >> It's hard when y'all celebrities get into a chat and then everybody wants to say hi to you individually. >> They playing with y'all playing with the police, man. >> They hurt. So the one in the the one with a backpack pulled out a knife on them and tried to fight them and try to stab them. >> Hey family though. That's Is that not how you do it? Family >> before officers discovered an alternate entry. >> Usually my family does it at a Wendy's but to each their own. I guess here >> y'all I don't know if I'm talking loud or not. So y'all just have to bear with me cuz these are noiseancelling shits and they cancel my voice so I can't hear anything except for the video. >> Ranada and her >> Brian $5. Thank you my friend. >> Don't touch me. >> Glad you made another stream. Hopefully you're not driving today. >> Stop. What are you talking about? >> Don't sit here and touch me. Stop. [Applause] [Music] >> Don't make me face consequences for my behavior. >> He said him right here. Him. >> Don't touch me. I can record you. >> I can record you. >> You can give him your hands is what you can do. >> Stop moving. >> Put your phone down. >> Put the phone down. >> Put it down. It's about damn time I get something fixed. >> Give it to him. >> Put your hand behind your back. >> I don't have time for you to win this. Come on. >> I better pass back. Please help. >> Put your hand behind your back. Put your hand behind your back. >> Come on. I can do it myself now. You don't have to be backpack. Get it right there. >> I'm a lot hot. It's burning burning up in here. >> What am I doing? Why am I being arrested? Take her not out. >> Why am I Why am I being arrest arrested? >> Because of your actions, stupid. >> All right, take her out. >> Take her out. >> Damn. You going to make me bust my >> Damn. >> Calm down. It's Burger King. The cops get to have it their way. >> How they going to get that Whopper in the back of the car? How many Burger King puns can we do in one video? >> Can I just stand right here? >> Let's get that started. >> Because when y'all put people in the car, they don't come out. Like, I'm dead serious. Put your camera on. >> You can come out. We got plenty of WD40. I'm sure there's a jar of mayonnaise in there we can slather your hips with. You'll come right out of there. Promise. >> Why am I want to know? >> Throw a snake in the window. You get your ass out of there. >> For what? >> For what? >> You're a damn lie. >> Yeah, because >> you're a liar. >> Okay. You're a lie. >> No, I'm getting in. Yo, you don't have to push me in. >> You're not You're not getting in. We've not actually like >> Well, damn. You know I'm a big girl. I got to need help getting in. Godamn. Come on. >> You just told him not to help you. You told him to get off of you. >> Come on. Help me out. >> Oh, now you want help. >> Well, you don't need your help. >> Y'all start messing with me. Don't make me unhook the headphones and go through all that mess again. >> There you go. Now he's so comfortable. I know. After detaining mom, >> thanks for the five. >> Baby girl, >> the officers checked security. >> Wonderful. >> Understand the entire incident. >> What am I getting arrested for? >> I'm trying to explain you, but you kept screaming at me. >> Okay, now you stupid. >> You were trying to detain her. >> When you locked the Hold on. When you lock the door, >> I'd love to see a door slam here, but I'm sure it's like >> gave me stuff in a suitcase after the end of vacation. You got all that extra [ __ ] you're trying to get through. Why are you doing that? >> I will break your door. Open up the door. Open up the door. >> Police Insider did a great job with this one, by the way. >> They trying to detect. >> I am going to break the door open. Open up the door. >> Yeah, I did. >> No, you didn't. >> 20 times. >> No, you didn't. >> That's a ridiculous game to play. >> No, you didn't. I'm not I'm a grown woman. I don't need to play this. >> Act like it, stupid. >> Hurt me. Hurt me. >> Hurt me. Can you sit in the car, please? >> You got it coming. >> Can you sit in the car, please? >> I'm going to ask you one more time. >> So, you y'all taking me to jail? >> I'm ask you one more time. >> So, y'all taking me to jail? >> I'm sorry. I got to come out here and deal with this life. >> Oh, you're good. >> It's my family, but they just look crazy. >> You definitely a double whopper. >> Yes. >> What What is going on? >> That's my mom. She raised me to be like this. What's what's the what's the beef here between with the family? Like what the way >> you don't know? Is it just I'm hearing like when you guys come to work there's a lot of like smack talk and then you separate. Is that accurate? >> That's just what we do as sisters. >> Okay. >> It's not with no. >> Today was just different with Ronald. >> Yeah. >> Okay. cuz we was arguing and then she came back and next thing you know >> everybody was fighting >> Wendy's everywhere. >> Okay. >> I don't know. >> I just went there. >> Is that from them like arguing? >> Like garbage. >> Yeah, they they throwing stuff. They throwing stuff at each other, hitting each other, everything. That's why. >> Plus, they fought too. >> Yeah. >> Are they related? >> Yeah, they all sisters. The officers realized that no one in particular could be blamed for the entire incident and decided to arrest all of them. >> The other one had walked out, but then she came back in and started screaming at her >> and she's trying to break it up. >> She started break she >> so at this point it hasn't really gotten like physical yet. >> So now they start throwing stuff at each other. I start throwing stuff. >> I'm going to jail, too. I've got one about 15 minutes away, but it's one of those that's in a gas station with no drive-thru, so I never do. >> She is, too. >> And we're going. >> Thanks, Barbara. It's very nice of you. Glad to have you here. >> What I'm saying, we were defending ourselves. >> We didn't >> against yourselves. >> I can tell you, I've been outside with you. I got here 5 minutes ago. This is crazy, man. >> Yes. This family is crazy. >> The officer that's watching the video is going to come out and explain everything to everybody. The officer coming out in the video, he wanted to detain you off of what he's saying. And I don't know what that is. And and he's going to come out and talk to you and fill you in on everything. Okay. >> I just want to go tonight. >> That's it. I don't know what's going on right now, but when I get a call, if I do get locked up, I'mma call you. Okay. >> I bet they don't get many complaints. >> I need to speak to your manager. And mama comes barreling through. >> [ __ ] What's wrong with you? >> Calm down. >> Okay, I'm hanging. >> Hey, calm down. >> Like, what the [ __ ] is this? Mama Ranatada and her three daughters were charged with resisting arrest without violence. And the 16-year-old was additionally charged with aggravated assault with a deadly weapon intent to kill. YouTube thinks you'll love the video on >> I can have a deadly weapon and not intend to kill. How is that even How is that even a thing? I just don't I don't get it. But then again, there's a lot of stuff I don't get. Oh yeah, I got to back that up before I play it. Okay, sorry. My body's not used to the Guinness, so you know, it's it's got me burpy. Makes it harder to talk, but I stumble over my words anyway. So, what are you going to do? This next one, it's a rarity for me, but it does occasionally happen. I am on the the suspect's side pretty much this entire video. Yeah, he's a dick, but being a dick is not an arrestable offense, not anywhere that I've been before, cuz I'd have a record a damn mile long. So, um, let me know what you guys think about this one. This would be a great a great discussion video, I guess. Claire, glad you made it. And then also I don't like you racially profiling me, man. You think I'm You guys will probably watch this one out a day or two. [ __ ] when the I get out here you up, son. I ain't going to >> you up, son. >> On June 20th, 2023. In Ogami County, Wisconsin, Officer Sakulski would pull over an agitated driver, Fabian, over a small case of him not wearing his seat belt. However, events quickly deviated from what should have been a routine traffic stop. >> Hi there. >> Hello officersville police department. Reason I stopped you is for no seat belt. >> I have my seat belt on. >> It's not on. >> Took it off right here. >> Okay. I didn't see it on when you passed me. Gave your proof entrance also. >> Is there a reason why you left quick twice and then pulled in here when I pulled behind you? >> Yeah, cuz you were following me. >> Yeah. >> Why were you following me? >> What's that? Why were you following? >> Enjoy a good shiner. You know what I mean? >> I had my seat belt on when I went left quick trip. Then I came here. I took it off as soon as I parked. >> Okay. You didn't have it on when you passed me right here. >> I did. >> Okay. Well, you have my license. So now >> take court then. >> You would have to take me to court. So you have your proof of insurance? >> Yes, ma'am. This is my Florida one. Might be still intact. >> If not run my license or whatever you got run, man. This is my car. Look, >> expired in 2019. >> I mean, I have it, man. >> Do you have proof? >> Registration insurance. >> I have a bad habit of when I get my new registration in the mail. Mail, I just throw it in the envelope with the rest of them. So, >> no reason either. You needed to be there. >> Sometimes it is difficult to find the updated one in the pile of papers. >> Is there a log inside? >> There's no reason for it. >> Is there a log inside? >> I'll be right back. >> Is there a log inside? >> All right. Is it Fabian or how do you pronounce it? >> Sure. >> Okay. Here's your license back. Can I have you just step out of the vehicle for me? I just got to explain these citations to you. >> Do I have to? >> Yep. You have any weapons or anything on you? >> Nope. >> No. >> You have any weapons in the vehicle? >> Hey, bro. You cannot I do not sign for you to search the car. >> Why don't you come over here? >> Am I searching it? Listen to him. >> Come over here. >> Do you have any weapons in the vehicle? >> No. >> No. >> No. >> Okay. Where are we coming from tonight? >> Quick trip, man. You just stop me from there. >> Okay. Where are you headed? >> Home. home. >> Yes, man. >> Go ahead and mind my own business. >> No, you can test me right now, man. >> Okay. Just ask me cuz your eyes are closed to you. >> Yo, then do me a check glass for it. >> I went there to get a Sprite, bro. >> Sweating all over my stuff in here. >> You racially profiling me, man. You think I'm stupid? You don't think I I I saw you way? >> You think your honky ass was getting racially profiled? Then yeah, you're pretty stupid. >> Little turn cuz you wanted to stop me for no reason. You said I had no seat belt on. How can you tell my with my tents up? Man, >> you passed me on Main Street. >> Yeah, after you after you waited for me to stop me for no reason. >> You caught my attention when you had your radio blurring at >> which there's no sound law in Wisconsin or any state, man. So, >> Rhonda, thank you so much for the tune. Love your videos, Shane. Well, thanks. I love that you love them. I have a lot of fun making them. Um, yeah. Uh, the the cop hasn't argued with the guy when he said there was no law against playing your music loud in the parking lot at Quick Trip. I hate that. It annoys the ever loving [ __ ] out of me, but you know, it's not really illegal, I'm assuming. I don't know how loud it was or what the the local laws and regulations and [ __ ] are. >> I could I could put this I could put two subs. I could put four subs. I could blur from here all the way down the street all I want. >> Okay. >> Where's your little synographer? >> Citation for no insurance. Your report date and time is up on top here. You're not notified here as long as you pay the citation amount. Citation for no seat belt. Same for date and time. Okay. Do you have any questions with that? >> Yeah. Who's your boss, man? Who's your commanding officer? And I need your badge number, bro. >> We're going to be going through field sobriety testing also. Uh just make sure you're okay to drive. Sound like a plan? >> Let's go, bro. >> Yeah. So, why don't you give me them tickets? I can put it on the car here. >> Man, stop racing. He's cold finding me, bro. You stopped me for no reason, man. >> Are you his boss, man? >> Hey, Fabian. >> Yeah, remove your hat and put it on the >> I can understand cops being difficult just because he's being difficult. >> Hurry up, man. >> I don't think it's completely proper. >> Anything to drink today? >> No. >> No. Okay. Any today? >> No. >> No. All right. Have you been to a dentist or a doctor in the last 24 hours? >> No. No. Are you on any prescription medications? >> No. >> No. All right. Why don't you stand with your heels and toes together, arms down at your side, you're going to follow the tip of my finger with your eyes and your eyes only. Do you understand? >> Yeah. >> Okay. Don't move your head. I can smell the the alcohol on you. >> I don't I don't breathalize me, man. >> So, we're going to step back over here. >> Where's your breathalyzer? >> Come over here. I'm not an expert on the the FSTs either, but for the for the nestagmas, aren't you supposed to do it slowly? Looked like he was waving back and forth. I don't know. It really It really seems like this cop's fishing or he's just looking for I don't know. Maybe he's bored or maybe he's trying to punish the guy for being a dick, which being a dick is not a crime. >> Going to stand right here. >> Where's your breathalyzer? I'm ask >> I'm asking you I'm asking you a question. Where is your breathalyzer? >> Right here. >> Okay, then put it on me, bro. Put it on me. >> We are still going through some testing. Okay, >> you yo, you're going to make me sue you for unlawful arrest, bro. Put breathalizer in my mouth and let me go. Let me go home, bro. Put some breath You want to do your job, right? You want to do your job. You already g me a ticket. Put the breathalyzer in my mouth and test me. >> I think that's standard that they do that alcohol. Do >> the walk and turn test for me. >> Do my >> to my knowledge, you're not required to answer that question. Where you going? Where you coming from? Whatever. I mean, that's your business. It's a free country. You have a right to travel. >> Son, I do not drink. I have no alcohol. You swear I'm a dumbass, bro. You saw me park right there. You waited until you were done pumping gas. I looked like a quota to you my ticket and then you prejudized me and then you waited for me, man. Hurry up, man. Hurry up, bro. Hurry up. >> This complete bull. Hurry up, man. Hurry up. >> I'm trying to explain one second. >> Go. >> You need to be quiet. Hurry up, man. >> You need to be quiet and I'll explain the test. You understand that? >> Hurry up, man. >> We're going to do the walk and turn. >> You have any problems walking at all? >> No, man. >> Okay. So, you're going to imagine a straight line in front of you. On that straight line, you're going to put your left foot. Now, you're going to put your right foot, heel toe, in front of your left foot, like so. Now you're going to remain in that position with your arms at your side until I'm done explaining the test. You understand? Do not move from that position. >> All right. >> Okay. >> Balance looks fine. >> You're going to take nine heel the toe steps down that straight line. On that nine step, you're going to take small series of steps to turn around and you're to take nine heel the toe steps coming back. >> Looking at your feet though. >> The least bit wobbly. >> Loud. You have any questions with the test? >> No. >> Begin when you're ready. >> All right. 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 nine. I'm turning around straight line. Look at me. Look at me. Look at me. 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9. Just cuz I like you. I'm going to turn around one more time. 1 2 3 4. If being a smartass while taking the test causes you to fail it, it probably does. >> But it's not like he >> failed the test because he >> couldn't follow instructions. He pretty much told you I knew what the instructions are, but I'm going to go ahead and do extra. So, with this, you're going to take a deep breath in. You're going to blow it like you're blowing up a balloon. Nice long steady blow. Keep blowing till I tell you to stop. Do you understand? >> Yeah. >> All right. Show zero's there. >> Okay. >> Deep breath in and blow. More. More. More. More. More. More. More. More. More. More. More. More. More. More. More. More. More. More. More. Good. >> Yeah, he was willfully not following him. They're checking to see if you understand him. He just blew zeros. >> What does that mean? I'm stupid as hell. What does that mean? Have you had any use today? >> No, man. No. No. Stop harassing me, bro. >> You're under arrest for roadbi. >> For what? >> For turn around. >> Where's Where's Vi? Turn around. >> What is that? Stop resisting. Stop. >> Stop resisting. >> He's being arrested just for being a dick. >> What? >> That's That's the only thing there. >> Don't stop. >> I just passed your test, bro. >> Stay there. You're going to be searched now. I just passed your test, bro. >> What is >> Bro, explain to me what Roi is, bro. >> He did blow zeros. >> Straight up zeros. >> Pass your test. Yo, I'm on camera, bro. >> For what? >> After the cops said, "I smell alcohol on you." >> Bro, you search me, I'm suing you, bro. Let's go. >> Well, I smell the alcohol coming from you. >> Search the car. >> Alcohol. >> Search the car, man. Search the car. Search the car. What's your name? Search the car, bro. I give you consent. Search the car. All right. We're going to go to this car right here. >> Huh? >> We're going to this car. >> Are you arresting me? >> For what? I don't have any. >> I don't have >> Unfortunately, >> they It doesn't say how the blood test came. >> I don't think he ended up >> pleading to the to the OI. I I don't even think he ended up with that charge. >> I could be wrong. >> Where's the proof of I don't have >> crimes good times, too. >> Welcome to the traveling vessel, captains. >> Always love to see a new member, man. >> Yo, what are you doing, bro? >> Yo, you can't arrest me for no reason, bro. Am I on body cam? >> You said we can search the car? >> Yes, man. Hey. Hey. Hey. Come here. Come here. Come here. Come here. Hey. Yo, where you are? Are you Hey, bro. If I don't have any Can you let me go? You're arresting me for no reason. That's against the law, man. Are you hear me? Are you hearing me, bro? I know you hear me, bro. That's illegal as, man. You're on body cam, bro. That right there, you could buy any smoke shop. That's illegal, man. >> Yo, what the is wrong with you, my dude? >> As for Fabian's claim to not be in possession of any substances, officers would discover while searching his car a bottle of THC syrup and even a Glock 19 with a full magazine. >> Have you talked to >> Yeah, that's storebought THC sir. It's not like >> a farm. >> It's not like he's milking his own buds at home or anything carrying it around. You have either been arrested for a store over the counter under the influence of >> doesn't mean he's under the influence of it >> either means he had it. >> Can I ask you a question? Can I ask you a question? >> What's your question? >> Am I under arrest right now? >> Yes, you are. >> For what? >> ABI. >> I passed your test. You searched. >> Yeah, this is awful in the car. >> What are you arresting me for? >> This one actually kind of made me mad. >> What do you arrest? I want to know why am I being arrested? I have rights, man. What are you arresting for? >> I just read you inform me then. >> I don't care. Ask I'm asking you a question. What are you arresting me for? >> Test. You searched my car. There's nothing in the car. >> I'm arrest you cuz I don't like your attitude. >> What? >> Was like a deputy in a rural southern county. >> Intoxicated. H >> How am I intoxicated? How >> will you submit to an evidentary chemical test your blood? Yes or no? >> No. >> Okay. We're going to be moving you to a different squad car. Okay. >> All right. Can't it can't talk to you real quick. >> All right, step over here. >> All right, first of all, that lean thing I bought from Walmart. Second of all, under my name. All right. >> What's up, Russ? Good to see you, buddy. >> So, that's legal, too. So, what? I passed your sobriety test. You to my car for no reason. So, what's Give me an answer. >> Answer. >> Give me an answer, man. Give me an answer, bro. This is completely illegal, bro. You're breaking the >> consent to the search though. Now go ahead and search my [ __ ] Search my car. >> I didn't do anything. Everything's registered under my name. I passed your surprise test. The locked unloaded. It's under my seat. >> Northbound traffic. >> Give me some water. At least tell them to put my window. >> With Fabian refusing to be cooperative, he was transported to a medical center for a blood withdrawal. However, during the ride, he continued spitting in the deputy's squad car, forcing them to take harsher measures. >> Turn your head away from us. >> I'm not going to spit on you, man. Just take me and do what you got to do, bro. I'm ready. >> Can you please face that way? >> Nah, I get it, though. >> Put your head down there. >> Come on, man. All right. All right. All right. I knew you were a rookie, man. >> Step out. >> I knew you were, >> Richard. Sir, I'm not going to try to attempt that. >> I got paperwork in the back of the >> $20 on PayPal. >> Thank you so much. >> I saw you. >> You're an absolute wonderful human being. Oh, there you are. >> I see you. >> There's sick people in here. You need to be quiet. >> First amendment. >> Very much appreciated, my friend. >> Those are better anyway because YouTube doesn't take their half. PayPal takes like a buck out of it. Something like that. But thanks again. Thank you so much, >> man. I'm buying the KKK. Take off, bro. They put him in the beekeeper hat cuz he spit in the car and >> yet they didn't release any footage of him spitting in the car >> and he wasn't hostile at all to the officers during this this entire thing. So I don't see him spitting at them. >> Here we go. >> You see it, man. How am I supposed to see my strap on my face? >> Wrong with you, bro. You got so much to learn. >> Um I don't have one. >> Okay, we'll steal one from you. >> Oh, you have one. God, you got you got learn, bro. You better like watch. >> He does threaten the cops, man. a few times during this, but he shouldn't be in this situation anyway. >> He's frustrated. I don't >> on my face, bro. >> I mean, he may or whatever, you know, >> he may track them down and try to fight them when they're off duty or something like he's claiming, but >> come pay me a visit. You feel me? >> I wouldn't take his threats seriously. >> Especially cuz >> in my personal opinion, I don't think he belongs there. They should have got him a ticket, sent him on his way. Nice big present. Better take that badge off, too. There's no safety, >> boy. As soon as I get out here, boy. Yo, I'll be back in 14 hours, bro. And once I get out in 14 hours, >> you certainly did not >> be in Hornville, son. You better be in Hornville, bro. You better record. >> Unless you count. What did I do? Why am I arrested and not listening? Let me find you, Koski. >> I don't see him doing any kind of resistant either. >> You're going to have to hold still. >> I am, dumb ass. You don't see me, >> bro. At least take this hood off, man. I can't breathe with this, bro. You got to take me to jail. Take me to jail the right way. Take this off, man. >> I'm going to leave it on. >> [ __ ] when the I get out here you up, son. I ain't going to >> you up, son. Cop or not, mark my god. >> On God, I'mma beat the bricks out you, boy. Apparently in Wisconsin it is. >> I could get a copy of the search warrant and then he's going to need a copy and I think correct >> fiction 10 gifted memberships. Thank you my friend >> for me. >> Constant support. Mrs. Jarhead. Mr. Jarhead. Mr. J. Mor. >> Maybe next time. Mrs. Jarhead legal. Thanks again. You're wonderful. Big supporter. Love you. You know I do. >> Fabian was then transported and booked into the recent jail where the officer presented him. >> Nobody tell YouTube whatever glitch or whatever is going on, but my shit's going crazy. you that you said no. >> I mean, I'm getting like >> copy of that in your >> 10 times the the views that I've been getting on my old videos. >> Dad has your vehicle. >> I mean, my old videos are getting 10 times the views my new ones are. It's >> freaking insane. >> The car that wasn't on your person. >> I'll probably hit 40 by about Wednesday. >> If it keeps this pace, >> you have any questions about this? >> Oh, I got other questions. Like how am I as soon as I fall down here, how am I supposed to get to my vehicle without >> All right, have a good night. >> See, see, just being a dick to him for no reason. >> He was found guilty in court of resisting an officer, disorderly conduct, and carrying a concealed weapon. He was given a 2-year probation period with the condition of no firearm possession. More than $300 in fines. Please consider Hold on. Back that up. Let's look at that. Okay. Resisting or obstructing an officer. How exactly how did he resist disorderly conduct or playing music at the quick trip or for being upset that he uh that he was going through all that? Carrying a concealed weapon. Okay, this is America. Everybody's got a concealed weapon. Um, it was also in his vehicle. I think he said in a lock glove box. I may be mistaken about that. I don't know. But yeah, nothing about the the owi on there. Um, you know, for all for all we know, they threw that out because he blew zeros. And I would say he probably represented himself because uh I think the the most rookie public defender could get him out of most of that cuz it all came from the owi that they had zero evidence for. But I don't know. I just I'm I'm rarely on the side of the of the perpetrators or the arrestes or whatever. But 100% back that guy. He He didn't do [ __ ] He's an [ __ ] We're all [ __ ] It happens. It's It's what we do. No big deal. Oh, this next one's from Cop Cam Nation. Um I just found some of the [ __ ] she says. I just find it hilarious. But yeah, absolutely. It's the fruit of the poisonous tree. probably not technically but yeah it all stem from the same thing that usually deals with search incident to arrest or you know warrantless search or something like that that was you know unnecessary but something that comes after a false arrest I don't know I don't know exactly what that is but we're going to watch this one Um, trying to think. I can't think of a good way to intro this one really. It's just uh I don't know. It's It is what it is. Check it out. >> I won't smack the [ __ ] out of them. [ __ ] Like I won't smack the [ __ ] out of them. They already shot a black. Did >> you just say you smack me just a dude? I'm not even talking to you. Get off. >> You don't threaten. >> I'm not talking to you. >> Baby, get the >> If you look like the Michelin man >> or poop emoji, probably shouldn't show so much skin and wear such tight clothes. >> On July 27th, 2024, Oaklair police officers responded to a downtown bar after staff reported an aggressive as possibly underage patron. They say she used a fake ID. >> That's actually a good possibility, too. Fern >> refused to leave the bar. Let's find out what happened. >> Well, hello there. >> Good to see you again. [Applause] [Music] >> I cannot hear this. Whatever. >> We're going to talk to you outside. Okay. >> We're going to go outside and talk to you guys. >> Not you guys. >> Yeah, it's definitely >> How could I make this >> more difficult for myself? No. [Applause] >> It all starts in the home. >> Knock it off. >> Do you want your ID back? >> Yes. Can I get my ID back? >> What's going on? Give me my ID. What is going on? >> Give me my ID, dude. Tell me what's going on and we can get >> perfect being weird. That's all. Okay. Is that the guy she was talking to? Yes. >> That's all that's going on. >> Thanks, MZ B99. I'm >> glad I can entertain new viewers. It's not just the same old people over and over. I do love the same old people, though. >> Oh, yeah. Okay. >> Okay. >> I'm quite proud of how the channel's been growing lately. >> You're going to be getting a citation. >> Okay. You give me the staration so I can get the real ID. I have it on me. That's No, I don't ID. Okay. >> Oh my god. Tuck those in. You're going to put somebody's eye out. >> I'm not getting my ID on that. What's your first name? >> No, you're not free to leave. >> If you walk away again, you're going to go in handcuffs >> and then you can go to jail >> for what? >> Obstructing. >> I didn't even give them my ID, dude. They snatched it. I walked in there and no one >> What is your name? I walked in there and no one IDed me. >> What's your name? >> Like that's so dumb, dude. Well, how do they get it if nobody IDed you? >> If you don't give it to us willingly, we ID you at the jail. I'd rather you just give us your name. >> We can just give you your citation and be done with this. >> Am I getting the ID back? >> What's your name? >> Am I getting the ID back? >> My friend's going to want her ID back. >> It doesn't look like you. So until we can >> She's going to be so mad at me if I borrowed her ID to get in this club and then >> cops took it. I didn't get it back. >> Here's the thing. >> [ __ ] >> If she's not going to ID herself, she can go to jail. You have one chance to tell me your name. >> Try to put her in handcuffs cuz >> Am I getting my ID? >> What's your name? >> Am I getting the ID? >> Are they getting your name? >> So give it to them. >> What is your name? >> Can I have my ID? >> I forgot whose ID I have. And if I tell you my name and it doesn't match the ID, then I'm going to get in trouble. >> Identify me. >> Can I have my friend's purse? You need to identify yourself. What is your name? >> Can I have ID? >> No. >> For what? They didn't I me when I went in there, though. >> That doesn't make sense. They didn't ID me when I went there. Then I pulled out two different IDs. They grabbed her up. >> Why do you have two different IDs if that one's yours? >> Because I'm with a group of people. >> Okay. So, you have someone that's not you. I have mine and someone else's. It doesn't matter. I have someone. Just doesn't matter. >> Do you have your ID on you? >> I don't. >> Okay. So, whose ID is this? >> It doesn't matter whose ID it is. >> Well, it's not you. >> It's okay. I have my first first and I don't even have the first anymore because dude fuckly tell me your name. We'll give you a citation and you can walk away. Otherwise, if you don't, you will go to the jail, sit in jail until Monday >> or until they can identify you. Am >> I bet? >> No. That's our two options. >> They'll give you an ID at the jail. It's cool. >> Snatched one and said, "This isn't you." >> Correct. >> He didn't ID me when I walked through the door. >> Okay. >> So, if I had >> They're trying to ID you now. How about that? >> What is your name? >> But you're not understanding. He didn't grab my when I walked through the door. >> What is your favorite color? >> I can give you my name, but are you listening? >> I am. >> I walked through the door. No one ID me. >> Okay. So why would he choose to grab each ID? We don't know. >> We don't need to. Why not? >> Just dumb and underage. >> That's all it is. >> Swear to God. I don't give him. >> It's totally worth going to jail for. >> So it's my fault. He grabbed I had two IDs and he grabbed the other one. >> So the way they're trained ID me. >> So you showed him two IDs. >> Then stop talking over me. >> Please answer when I first asked. When they take someone's ID, they take it because either you're underage or else ID that don't make no sense. >> So if he thought it wasn't you, which it's not the ID. >> Can I give him mine? >> And then they call us. >> Can I give him mine though? >> She gave him. And >> how about you give them yours? Stupid. >> He took my ID back. That's the only reason why my have an ID on you >> because I walked out and went back in before y'all even came here. I've been in there three times today. >> Okay. It doesn't matter how old I am. He didn't ID me when I walked through the door. It >> does matter how old you are. >> Please bring them. >> Tell these two they wrong because they didn't ID. >> Can you hang out here while I do citations? >> Sure. Okay. >> Thank you. >> This takes that long. Can I get the citation? >> Working on it. >> Once she gets that done, then you guys can go. >> Dude, that don't make no sense cuz I had two IDs. Can you go check the cameras? >> Having two IDs don't make no sense. >> He grabbed the wrong one. That's not my fault. You snatched the [ __ ] in my hand. Rude as >> well. Either way, you're 19, so you can't be in a >> moral of the story. Can the person that I come get their [ __ ] >> Can the person She needs her ID. Come here. >> I'm not even going to lie. >> Well, she needs her. She should not have given it to her friend. She left her ID. >> Okay. So, no, you are not getting it back. >> She's already here. She needs her ID back. >> She's drunk. She went home. >> That'll be up to officer hair. But if it were up to you, you would be getting it back. She's working on your citations. >> Walking her cuz that don't make sense. I had two IDs. >> She'll explain it to you when she gets back. >> She seemed a little slow, too. >> You have an ID of somebody that's not even here and you're in a bar as 19. >> The [ __ ] did ID me at the door. >> Okay, that's great. I'm not arguing with you about this anymore. >> So, tell your friend to hurry up and >> you're going to sit and you're going to wait. It takes time. >> So, I'm in trouble cuz he grabbed the wrong ID. You're in trouble cuz you brought the wrong ID. Stupid >> just grabbed it. >> Well, we asked for your ID. You said you don't have it. So, >> because I walked away. I left this bar and came back. Didn't get IDed again. >> But you said you have your ID on you, but you wouldn't provide it. >> You want me to go grab it? You could follow me. >> No, I don't. >> Where's your other ID >> from my ID? >> Because you're not making any sense. >> How am I? >> Because you have somebody else's ID. You're >> Because she's drunk. She went home. >> It's because you're 19 and you can't get in with your ID. This is just annoying as [ __ ] It's Friday. I'm carefree and I ain't got time for >> She like hand her a blanket or a towel or a robe or something. >> Okay. Well, they're not going to let you come get your [ __ ] >> Why are they letting her walk away? >> Oh, she's getting excuse me so I can take a walk. >> Oh, I thought you was talking about me. Yeah, I know. I was about to say cuz I'm not going nowhere. >> I got a baby. >> Them guys in the background, they're just loving the show. >> You got You got about 1 minute to be quiet. Otherwise, you will go to jail. >> There's a reason he's the sergeant. He seems like a much more effective cop. >> 10 minutes away from Stop. One of them feel comfortable around these people. They're supposed I'm supposed to feel comfortable. >> I got a baby. I will >> be one of them. I can't walk back and for >> cuz I feel like you one of them. >> One of who? >> Scared for my life. >> I don't got time for this to be smiling in my face. Are you going to follow me now? You had a reason to be scared for your life. You wouldn't just be mosying back and forth on the sidewalk >> shouldn't be doing that in the first place. >> Usually. Yeah. >> I just need the paper to go. >> Can you call this your sheriff or whatever? >> Call them or leave. >> What's her name? >> Call the FBI. higher than you. >> I'm the highest here. >> No, you're not. She's the highest, too. >> No, you're not. >> No, you not. >> You're really not. Why is >> Rene's attitude? I >> have to be on the phone. >> She's 19. >> Yeah. Okay. Um I don't know, but you worried about the wrong situation. >> Go lay down somewhere. The grown folks are talking. >> Assuming I have no idea, but she has somebody else's ID. And then as she's leaving, she's pushing people out of the way, screaming at people. >> So, and she's upset because because she wants the ID back that she >> Absolutely. >> Yeah. >> Half the time they would even card you. You just walk right in. >> Oh, 100%. Yeah. And her friend is >> half the time they'd card you at the door, mark you under, and serve you anyway. >> And then she was refusing to ID yourself for a little bit. >> I don't have time for this. Nobody got time for this [ __ ] cuz this [ __ ] smiling at [ __ ] like I won't smack the [ __ ] out of him. They already >> Okay. >> She sure did. >> Did you say black woman in Chicago? You don't have to get in my face. >> She's talking to her mom. You don't have to get in my face. You're going to jail. >> No, she's not going to jail. >> She's talking to her mom talking about my baby daddy. Please don't touch me. >> I don't care who she's talking to. She's talking about that cop right there. >> You don't threaten. I'm talking to you. >> You don't threaten law enforcement to you, bro. >> I'm not even talking to you. I'm talking about >> I'm talking about how I lie. >> You don't threaten me to smack a law enforcement. >> I'm not even talking about you, bro. >> I'm talking about her baby, bro. >> No, you said it to me. >> I'm not even talking about you. >> I don't understand. It has to be conditioned. You have to grow up >> learning this. It's not like a natural talent as far as lying. Lying repeatedly, coming up with a different lie to every single situ situation, every scenario. Every scenario, there's just a a whole new lie that comes out. >> I resist baby. >> Well, it's better than having a half a baby at home. >> Stop making it worse. Get off of me, bro. >> You got a half baby at home. You have much serious charges. >> Get off of me. I have a whole baby at home. Get those to me. >> Probably should have thought about that before acting a fool. >> She needs her mouth, bro. Get those. >> She don't need you. That's for damn sure. >> Oh, baby at home, bro. Get off of me, please. >> Are you going to settle down? >> No, I have a child. I don't I don't I'm not going to settle down. You have a child and that's the problem. >> That's a human being whose life you're going to ruin because you are who you are and you act how you act. >> I didn't come here for this [ __ ] >> I didn't come here for this [ __ ] Get off of me. >> She's got a whole baby. >> You better get from me. Please. >> Are you done? >> No. I'm not going to have a whole child. >> We're going to stand you up. But if you >> get off of me, >> get off, bro. >> Okay. So, they're going to stand you up. Okay. They don't want you to fight. >> I have a whole child. >> It depends. I think it >> was talking to you. I was >> I think the the 8 seconds counts, but I guess there's like form or something that goes with it. I don't I don't know how you judge rodeos, but >> No. Okay, we're going to have to stand up. >> We're not [ __ ] That's not even >> Harlo for five. >> That is what you call entitlement. >> Absolutely. >> This whole world is entitled every now and then. I I hate to be that old man that talks [ __ ] on younger generations, but >> I mean, I was young. I remember being an in entitled prick and everything, but it's just so much worse nowadays. >> Were you recording her? >> Are you sure? >> Are you sure? >> I don't think you had that consent to do that. >> I should not record her. I'm >> recording her for [ __ ] I'm recording you. >> Her her breasts were hanging out. [ __ ] >> She's in public. >> Can't trespass the eyes. >> All them other fraud sayings. fight people. >> Yeah, >> really y'all. I'm not even put cars. >> I'm not going in. >> I'm not going. Y'all can't put me in one of y'all cars. >> I'm not going in. No. choice. Go. >> We're sitting in the car. >> You're not putting me in. No one's >> I don't think you're in charge here. >> In his car, bro. >> I could be mistaken, but >> All right. >> I I don't think you're the one that gets to make the rules. >> What's your name? >> Officer W. >> What began as an accusation of police brutality ended with charges against both women. In August, one of the women shared a viral video showing Oaklair officers arresting her. She claimed police brutality. She was charged with threatening, resisting police, and disorderly conduct. The second woman, just 19, pleaded no contest to >> Yeah. And I'm sure the video she showed that went viral was like the last few seconds. >> Also pleaded guilty. >> Never have anything leading up to the to the incident or altercation or anything. >> 40 hours of community service. Stays sober for a year and avoids any new arrests. Thank you for watching. >> Good luck with all that. So yeah, that poor whole baby. I feel for it. Oh, this this is a good one. I like this. Um, speaking of annoying drunk people who don't listen and feel completely entitled, this is probably in my top 10 of those kind of people. Oh, wait, hold on. Press for five. All non-members, buy yourself a membership today. and Shane will say, "Thank you, new member. Whose fault is that?" Then request this taser video. Uh, okay. Yeah. Yeah. I I will throw you a Whose fault is that every time? Every new member. Me and my catchphrases. I created a monster. So, watch this one. 24 officers in Orlando, Florida were on bike patrol. >> Orlando, you know it's going to be dude female screaming. The suspect, 24year-old Maria, was drunk and ready to start a fight for no reason. >> For no reason. >> I'm trying to >> He's trying to make it seem like he's the good guy. >> Hold on. Come on. >> Why don't you go talk to him? He's calm. I'll talk to you. >> Go talk to him. >> What's going on? What's going on? >> What is going on? Hold on. What we got going on here? Kim Bimon. Love to all here today. If you're struggling, know you matter. Who does that? Kip boa. He He's got a saying something like that. that he closes his videos with. That's a good channel, too. I mean, he's got like 6 million subs or something like that. He does the uh scam baiting. He calls up the scammers and makes them flip out and get pissed and act stupid because he acts stupid and they just can't deal with it. Mindy with love, welcome. New member to the traveling vessel captains. Whose fault is that? See, I did it. Okay. Can you whip a little bit? >> No. No, I can't. >> Yes, you need to. Okay. Yes. Yes. >> I've been going through a lot of [ __ ] with this guy. >> Okay. >> For months. >> Thank you, Sarah. >> I can see that's the best part about him. >> People were going to come get you and think you're crazy. I'm not great. >> First of all, we were dating for a long >> Okay, he's allowed. >> Lately, we just been hanging out, being cool, >> and what happened is tonight she drank alcohol. I didn't want her to drink alcohol. I told her that ahead of time. You see how she >> What happened is I dipped it into crazy. >> You look her up in your police system >> after many, many warnings that I should never do that >> acting crazy. >> I FA and now I was acting obviously acting crazy. >> And I'm literally talking to her dad. I'm telling him, "Hey, listen. Straight up. She's acting wild." >> Talking to her dad straight up. Listen, come get this [ __ ] >> Get off the bike. >> No, we can't. >> Keep her in the house for the next two or three days while I pack my [ __ ] and move. >> Calm down. >> How about that? >> No. >> Calm. >> All right. I'm I never said anything about gifted memberships, so I'm not going to individually say whose fault is that to all 10 of you. But you get you get that one. Rich, thanks for gifting the 10 memberships. If you received one of those 10 memberships, be sure and thank Rich for it. Damn it. I was looking I I was hoping Mr. Jarhead would get one. That poor woman. >> Look at me right in the camera. >> Thank you so much though, Rich. You're amazing. >> Calm down, though, and tell me what happened. Do you want the fireman? >> What's your name? >> Officer Bailing. >> Officer Balent is telling me to restrain for my own. >> Yeah. What? >> Okay. So, what's going on? Can you tell me what's going on? >> Privileges. And I don't give a how many times I will take him down because as a security guard, >> the [ __ ] are you talking about? >> So, do you need the fire department? I would be anybody. >> Do you need the >> She needs a tran darts. What you need? >> Okay. Don't stop. Don't talk to him. Okay. How about that? Don't bring him into this. Okay. >> But what is You need to tell me what's going on today. >> I would have >> That's the Uber and for some reason he's seeing this and sticking around. >> We're not drinking. >> It would just be problems back and forth. >> And that >> somebody found the member emojis. I told him that my friend was going to come over. >> Yeah, Megan's on at 6:10 every day. >> We may run along today and may not catch the beginning, but um >> after my streams, I usually raid him and redirect everybody over there. >> My dad, he was like, "Oh, right." Anyways, >> awesome, though. >> Good people. Anyways, >> if you think this chat's fun, way do you get over there? My friend just left. >> I don't even want to touch it. Do you think I want to touch it? >> You keep touching it though. >> Okay, cuz I you >> Now you get handprints all over the glass. >> I don't want to touch. Oh, buddy. And that is just what he does. Every time he calls my parents, >> every time I flip out and go absolutely batshit insane, he calls my parents and tells them, "Hey, she's gone batshit insane again." >> And he just didn't agree with the fact that my friend thought about, "Oh, I'm single." >> And yet, he goes right back to her. >> Guys, cuz I'm single. That's just an example. It's a ridiculous example. >> You're a [ __ ] kid. Who? >> Who this man doesn't think like that, bro? >> Come on, bro. And I have people [Music] >> Mickey Johnson given five memberships. >> Embarrassing. >> New members. Be sure and thank Vicki. >> There's no reason. >> Vicki, thank you so much. You're amazing. You rock. >> Told you. >> And I know nine times out of 10 cuz you're a guy, you're just going to go after what he said to you, right? Oh, women are this, women are that, right? Being a guy pretty much has nothing to do with it because usually the one that's calm and talking like a grownup is the one that's usually in the ride. It's weird how that happens. >> I'm coming over here to get your side of the story. >> Get the [ __ ] away from me. >> She said nothing happened. >> You want me to? >> I know. >> She's just drunk. So we need to >> get on that. Okay. >> You need to go home. >> Nobody wants them cooties. >> Come pick you up. Oh, crank. >> Oh, that's how you get Oh, >> can you go put her items in a bag, please? >> Yeah. Yeah. Her dad told me to order the Uber and I'm pay for her and send her money, whatever. And then >> and then she can get an Uber and >> Exactly. Exactly. >> Jonathan, congratulations on your 3-month milestone. >> I hope that you're recording this, how the system here in the United States is failing, even to our women nowadays. It does not matter if we're getting raped, if we're getting whatever we going through, it's all right because our parents are going to deal with it. >> Our parents are going to deal with it because we like to yell at belly buttons. Oh, yeah. That's it. >> You're done. >> That's it. That's it. >> She just punched me in the chest. Hands. >> That's it. Handcuffs. >> Okay. Back up, please. That's it. >> I'm good. I'm good. >> That's it. Please do. >> And if you haven't already, decentralize that subscribe. >> I'm not even going to argue. >> It's just crazy. >> Go grab her. Go grab her stuff. >> Uber. >> Okay. Where's her phone and her ID? >> Upstairs. >> Okay. >> Grab her phone and her ID. >> Phone or no? >> It's probably my pockets. >> Not you. >> ID. >> Put her on a leash. Make her run behind. >> Put her on a harness. Let her pull you down the street. >> What? >> I thought this was America. >> Yeah, I'm going to jail now. >> Cool. >> Whose fault is that? >> Let's call first signal. Yeah, >> all you know is how to do >> uh 33rd. >> 33rd >> the Orange County Jail. >> I hope not. She probably couldn't take care of a half a baby and they don't eat much. >> Relax. >> Don't [ __ ] judge me. I'm not sit down. >> God. >> No, I'm not. >> I'm not. >> Hopefully. >> Get the cut off. >> How you're acting? >> Yes. You're an adult. You're an adult. You're an adult. >> Rich PayPal me 20 earlier. >> If you want, I'll PayPal you three and you can get the membership. >> Please. >> Personal gift. >> How old is she? >> 23. >> 23. She's an adult. This is how she act. >> Hey, do me a favor. I She's already in trouble, so No. No. I know. But don't she's She's already amped up. So, >> let me ask you about about her stuff. What do you want me to do about that? >> So, her just her stuff right now. All I need is her phone and her ID. throw her stuff in the trash and change the locks. >> What I want you to do with her stuff, >> however you want to do it, but likely her stuff's not going to go where it's just her ID and her phone. >> Listen, I respect y'all coming out for real. I'm so >> We were trying to squash it. We were trying to squash. >> I am not. >> I grew up around a lot of them. And uh >> I literally wouldn't say retired in a former life. I was a CO for a while and a PO for a while. You have it. Okay. >> I've worked closely with law enforcement, but I've never been one. >> Not charged. You want me charge a little bit or no? >> They have charges at the jail. >> Yeah. Yeah. They'll let her. This is >> So, we have a car coming right now to pick her up if you can go grab that right now. >> Please make sure she doesn't leave without me coming back. Please. >> We're good. She We're waiting for her. >> My third ex-wife tases me all the time. >> Be right back. Please. >> Shouldn't call her that. She'll tase me again. >> No, I'm keeping this one. >> Keeping number three. She's awesome. We all love her. >> It was another one. Y'all would lynch me if I ever if I ever screwed that up. >> And it led this way and then she started grabbing me and telling her to help her. >> I don't I don't know help her and what I didn't see him put his hand. >> Yeah. No, it's >> I don't I don't know. >> It sounds like she just had too much to drink and she's >> like I said, it went from the staircase up there. >> She's knocking. >> That's all I can tell you guys. >> Okay. I appreciate it. >> Nobody put hands on each other. >> Thank you for sticking around. I appreciate you. >> I I thank you for that. Thank you. >> What do we want? Tell me >> people watching at you. >> Oh, really? >> You put on a whole show for my camera. >> You don't even know who you're messing with. But it's all right. >> I don't trust me. And you know, I'm just being quiet. Trust me, I'm not going to say anything. >> Okay. Yeah. >> Thank you. >> I'm sure they're terrified. You're somebody important. I can tell. >> Ma'am, do you have anything on your personal >> If you introduce anything, just take me. >> If you introduce anything, you'll catch another child. Yeah, I know. >> She has yet to let anyone in this video finish a sentence. >> All right, go. >> Yeah, exactly. No, my [ __ ] sunglasses, [ __ ] >> We need to take everything off you. >> No, even then. Check me. >> Sit down. >> Check in before you even get No, but just check me just in case. Just so there's no misunderstandings. Exactly. Exactly. In fairness, I was good enough to her before because I bought her a taser. >> Yeah, cool. So, just check me. >> Check me. >> What were you doing to that poor little kitty kitty? >> Trust me. >> Shame on you. >> Check me every everywhere. >> I'm just going to check your pockets. Make sure there's nothing in here. Okay. >> Yeah. Better mean not appropriate. >> Better me not. >> I'm fine. >> You're busy. All right, you're good. You can take a seat >> anywhere. No, you're good. Shag me. Take a seat. Take a seat. >> Take a seat. >> She wants a little action. >> Deck was canceled tonight. >> Okay. So, she can get bonded out as early as what time? Cuz I got to talk to her dad. So, let's ask these questions so I know. >> Maybe tomorrow. Maybe Monday. >> Poops for five. Dang. The way you say, "God, I love that woman." When Ashley's name comes up, pretty much confirms your feelings. So sweet. Oh, well, you know, I lucked out. I I I hit the wife lottery. What can I say? >> I'm a very lucky man. >> You can try tomorrow. >> If they do it tomorrow, the earliest I think is 9:00 a.m. cuz that's the first, >> but it is the weekend like I'm saying. So, >> Maria was transported to the Orange County Jail and charged with felony battery on a law enforcement officer. In May of 2025, she was given a pre-trial intervention program consisting of a 250word letter of apology to the arresting officer or victim. >> Forced apology >> and attending a Florida >> are always sincere. >> Face it class. She was also ordered to pay various fines and fees. >> You should never force anyone to say they're sorry. I mean, little kids, yeah, but forced apologies so worthless. They hold no weight. Never sincere. I'm g skip that one for now. How we on time? Damn, it's 5:15 already. I got another act. I'm going to save it for a little while. I've got a few I haven't seen. So maybe uh maybe there's more acites. Let me find it. Where the hell is it at? Oh yeah. Well, we had a we had a Burger King. Why don't we have a Popeye's now? People should really screen their their their applicants a little better. I haven't done a Columbus one in a while. I don't know why. Their videos are awesome. >> Um, I just terminated an employee and she is >> Yeah, but that's in like >> Narnia or Mordor or wherever the hell you are. >> And if any of my staff is harmed because she decides to stay behind the counter and throw hot grease >> and Jeff >> member for a month. I hope you rejoin. Love having you. >> Love the channel. Your two cents makes it better. are completely get mad at you. >> You can get mad all you want. >> Oh my god. I just told you it was going to relax. Why are you doing that? >> Relax. >> I just told you I >> Because you're crazy. >> That [ __ ] don't make no sense. I just told you I was calling like three friends. You still holding my arms. >> So have you had me in cuss, bro? >> It's like a fireworks show, you know? I don't want to blow off the finale at the beginning. You want them to tighten up on you >> to secure me cuz if I was going to hit somebody I would have been did that [ __ ] >> Well, you done been dead arrested. >> These [ __ ] was waiting like [ __ ] you are [ __ ] You're at [ __ ] Look at you [ __ ] >> Come on. How old are you [ __ ] And how old are you [ __ ] I'm 48 and you're trying to [ __ ] everybody in their mom. That's >> Thank you so much. >> Let me go. >> Why is you pulling me for a haircut? >> You're not listening. You're not listening. I don't need I where am I going to go? >> You going to sit in the back of my car. >> I don't need to sit in the back of my car. That's not going to make me calm. It's going to make me way mad. Your [ __ ] has been waiting for me to get out here and talk to you. But you have not walked out. You actually >> You been Yeah. What are you talking about? Stop playing with me, J. I didn't do [ __ ] to y'all ass. Let me go. I'm not playing with y'all. >> It's not how it works. >> Okay. I don't need a seat. >> Barnes. I'm going to call you T Barnes. >> It makes me think of P Barnes. Give me my phone. Why are you doing that? >> I'm not playing. It's already hurt. >> I'll turn the camera off for you. >> No, cuz I'm Y not understand. No, you're not understanding. >> What am I doing? Give me my phone. >> Okay, sit down. >> Some of you guys in chat bullied me into joining Discord. So, >> bully Sarah, too. >> For no reason on everything I Who did you see me touch? >> No, you threw a bottle. >> So, what a bottle. So, you going to handcuff me for a bottle? >> Yep. >> Makes sense. >> That's correct. >> I don't need to sit down. I don't feel like sitting down. Listen to me. I'm already mad. I'm not calm down. Sitting down. I'm trying to tell you. Just let me stand up. >> This is what I'm telling you, young lady. >> Okay. Can you stop cutting? >> Okay, stop moving. >> Damn. No, I'm not. >> Her hair makes my neck hurt. >> Calm down. You will go to jail today. >> For what? Cuz I'm not calming down. >> I got a lot I can charge you with for that. >> What did I do? >> Okay. >> I You look You look around in there. >> So what? >> To the store. Stop my seat. All right. >> Them [ __ ] got me fired for no reason. I'm not I'm not coming down here. >> That has nothing to do with me. I'm not going to calm down. I just told you sitting down is not going to make me calm. I'm standing still. >> I don't care at this point. Sit down in the car. >> So why are you bothering me? You're just harassing me at this point. >> I know like 4% about how Discord works. >> Come help him for no reason. >> For no reason. You don't even know what the [ __ ] he was. >> All right. Wait. I may have told this story before. I don't know if I did or not. Actually, I'm pretty sure I did. Um, we were in a store and we were all like getting random stuff. So, uh, Ashley tells me that her daughter wants this t-shirt. Well, our daughter. And, um, I come over, look at the t-shirt, and I read the back of it, and I was like, "Oh, that's an interesting scene." She turns it around. It's a Nirvana t-shirt. I was like, "Oh, cool. Nirvana." She goes, "Yeah, it's a band. I I was a teenager in the 90s, grew up in the grunge era. Seattle produced 95% of all my favorite bands. And uh she explained to me that Nirvana was a band. It's I will never ever get over that. And of course, I played her a bunch of Nirvana. They're like, "Hey, this is Nirvana. The shirt you got." Kids wear shirts of bands that they barely even heard of. I don't get it. It's always happening. Allegedly Illinois, I didn't get one of your videos this time. I should have. I should have sifted through them a little better to find one. Great channel. Uh, thanks for the five gifted memberships. Um, check out Allegedly Illinois. who's got a a like a raw footage body cam channel. They are they're they're small but up and coming. So definitely go sub to them. Check them out. Um Carrie, can you find their uh their link? I mean, I can dig it up, but you're the wizard at those. So >> I'll let you do your thing. >> Been doing this a long time. I don't get [ __ ] y'all fail. Every trip y'all be catching [ __ ] that don't make sense. >> Like make it make sense. >> That [ __ ] right there is always on somebody else's side. That [ __ ] right there don't never want to. She always want to defend the mass of [ __ ] always wrong. Like come on. >> I've actually done I think two allegedly videos. firing somebody cuz they wrote they >> I think >> one of them might have been on a stream and then another one I think I did a regular video too. They wanted to get me fired like you're not getting it and she just let them get that [ __ ] every [ __ ] right there. That boy started with me. Oh god. Give me my phone. Please get it off the top of your car. Give me my phone >> or your knee. >> My phone. >> I will get it. Move your knee. Move your knee. >> Get your phone in the back of the cop car. >> Charge it. >> Move your knee and I'll get it. >> Like it don't make no sense. They started with me literally in that big white fat [ __ ] right there. Always on this dirty sloppy [ __ ] right here because she always started with her sloppy ass. >> I can see somebody starting with you when not uh not the other way around. God, it's a beautiful door slam. And I talked over it. I'm going watch that again. always know my door slams right here because she always started with her ass. Come on. No, cuz no one is listening to me. >> Beautiful thing. >> You got the camera on in there. >> She was she was walking out and uh picked up a >> Yeah. Um, allegedly Foya is all his own uh his own footage. It's not one of those, you know, I'm going to change the subtitles or an AI voice and release their video as my own. He He puts the work in. He does the work to get his own original material. So, that one's safe. I can attest to that. >> Plastic bottle. And I thought she was going to move it. She went to throw it at him. >> Okay. So I was like I mean >> I don't think you guys get that far cuz I was just like which one in uniform >> you throw your wrench I'm going to run and pick it up and run it back to you and tape it to your hand. >> You never give that up. >> They all got a pop uniform. I don't know. >> Right. >> So essentially there's it's criminal damaging. She tore up all kinds of [ __ ] in there. Um, >> hey. Okay. >> She didn't hit anybody. The the lady I was talking to said that she was >> Yeah. How did I miss that? Oh my god. I am so sorry. Zod Zeke. Five gifted memberships. Thank you so much. You're a wonderful human being and I take back half of that [ __ ] I said about you. No, I'm kidding. I never said a negative word about you. If if you're not in my videos, I probably won't say too much negatively about you. talked to the person supposed she said no >> want property anymore said I know but >> after she throws it at you I want to make sure she gets it back >> we all know in city Columbus if we don't press charges for criminal talk real quick trespassing criminal >> very well thank you having a lot of fun today >> better late than never >> so Sam had her pinned on the table and we got there it's so greasy in Yeah, but some of that stuff's really bad. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. >> Oh, okay. Yeah. Yeah. Nothing. Nothing. See, I don't even think >> No, I don't even think you had to use the force at all. Um, he just was trying to cover. So, >> all right. Yep. Yep. Bye. >> Yeah, but it's with love >> making a mess. All right. >> And so what's going to happen is rather than >> I want you to understand all this cuz I don't want you to get yourself in trouble. >> See, that lady right there, that lady, for her to be a manager, she won't let the other managers take accountability. That's the problem here. She thinks I'm the problem. >> I guess the owner is on the list, so you can tell. >> I am going to tell that to because they know they know they're wrong. She does not like to listen to two sides of the story. That lady in there, they know they started with me. You can ask Andrea. You can ask any other. I'm sure there will be an eternal like uh >> I know eight sending out five gift memberships. Allegedly Illinois got one. I think this is the first stream he made it to. Already getting gift memberships. Poor message jarhead. She ain't never going to get one. Welcome new members. Um, I don't thank for the uh thanks for the uh for the gifted memberships. You people are wonderful. You really are. >> That's how terrible this job is. >> Young lady, here's the kind of job. >> And it is and and but any job you go to, if you act like that, you will find out. >> That's what I'm saying. I've been holding myself I've been holding myself cool. I'm telling you, for the whole time I've been here, >> Sound like you might have a little bit of anger. I let them I let them >> I let them I let them all of that because I know this is a job and I'm trying to keep it professional. >> Okay. >> But they're not professional. They're disgusting. They they don't care for none of the employees. If they think they can talk to the employees any type of way. That's not how a job work. That's not how it >> So don't work there. >> Communication. You need to work somewhere else. >> It's a Popeye's. >> It's fast food. They're they're everywhere. Go work for go work for one that knows how to talk to their employees. >> Throw grease at them. >> Documents trespassing in the report. If it as of right now looks like it's all misdemeanor stuff, they're going to uh be referred to the prosecutors. However, if they determine if there's further damage that amounts to a felony level, then >> we're going to get you, Mrs. Jarhead. It's going to happen for you. >> You might get charged with a felony. >> I have a good feeling about it. >> I didn't touch anything. I didn't touch nobody. >> Hey, listen. If you disrupt the operations of a business by damaging something like like the register beyond repair or anything where they can't function, okay, yes, it can get to a felony level. Okay. We just had a case like that at McDonald's that was true. I'm just telling you cuz I don't want you to be caught off guard. >> That's possible. >> I think somebody walked her through that last time though. >> Okay. Well, you know what? And that's the thing about this country. You can get fired for no reason pretty much anymore. >> Okay. Yes. >> Yes. I want to take a cuss, but I don't want you to get all wound up on it. >> I'm not going to get wound up. I promise. >> Okay. >> I just feel like >> But I will pro I will tell you this. When you get out this car, if you don't leave the property after they trespass you, I will put you right back in and take you to jail. >> Okay. I'm going to leave the property. This is This is not somewhere I want to be. >> Okay. What's your What's a good address for you? >> These people knew I had a funeral to go, so they knew I didn't get it. >> So, your emotions are already high. So they they've been >> turn sideways for a second. >> You have to lean forward um from the bottom. Okay. All right. I appreciate you calming down for me. >> All those horrible employers don't know how to treat their employees. >> Supposed to be allowed to cause chaos and run a muck. >> You can have a new job tomorrow. >> When is Andre? >> Who's Andre? Lift this hand. the higher higher up guy. >> Uh is that the guy on the green? >> No, that's that's the district man. >> So, who's the owner? >> Um Andre. >> Andre. >> Yeah, I think that'd be the better >> general door slam. >> I'll take it. >> We took the code, put him in there, and then they saw it was a felony. They just was like, "All right, we'll hit the felony." So that's how you >> Well, she's getting ready to leave. We didn't tell her that. When the police arrive, you know, you got to stop. >> Oh, yeah. Well, it would have been smooth selling has she not picked up that thing to come over, >> right? Find my button. Move the mic out of the way. All right. There's another one in the books. Look at that. Oh, that's uncovered. You know that's going to be good. All right. So, I guess we'll do a little bit of act, right? This one's This one's kind of wild. >> Stop. Get up. >> Stop. Get up. The >> hell was that? >> What the [ __ ] is he doing? Stop. >> On April 27th, 2025, police responded to a home on Sheffield Road after an argument between two cousins over a shared baby daddy became physical. >> Maybe they should stop banging the same dude. >> What's going on? Stop. Stop. Get off. You're going to get it again. Stop. Give >> it to her again. >> It doesn't matter who hit who first. >> If you're refusing to stop fighting when the cops show up, it's your problem. >> Stop. >> Let me get >> Put your hands behind your back. >> Let me get my daughter. I got something. You think I'm playing on everything I >> want to change? You sent a squad. She was chased. >> No. No. No. On everything I love. I'm getting up and I'm not going to do nothing. Can I give my daughter a hug? >> Can I give my hair? >> She want you for exposing. >> You've been hugging your daughter then you wouldn't have been with your cousin. Stupid. >> And I didn't do nothing towards you. And I didn't do nothing towards her. >> I think they both got a whole baby. >> Like that. Like I said, come here. Hey, give me a kiss right now. And if you hug, I mean, do something to my daughter. I'mma smack. Give me a kiss. You hear me? Give me another one. I'll be back tomorrow. Okay. Give me a kiss. I love you. Okay. >> Hell, you know. >> Tell you to. Okay. I promise you you're going to be okay. Okay. >> Mommy, >> I know. >> Someone take the kid in the back. They don't need to see this. Here. Miss for us, please. All right. Hold on one second. Hold on. We're going to go this way. All right. Sit up. Okay. >> Like this. Come here. >> Can I give her a hug? >> Okay. No. >> Give him an electronic >> basectomy. Can I give her a kiss? Can I give her right? >> No. Let us let us do what we got to do. We just came in here because you guys started. >> Can you give her a mother that knows how to act like a grown-up? >> She just gave you two kisses. >> Okay. And I want to give her another >> Stop doing this. >> Give me a Let me give her a kiss. That's all I got to do. Come here. >> Please get the kids upstairs. Please get the kids upstairs. >> There's a Hold on. Let me go a kiss. Give me a kiss right now. Go >> give me a kiss. Okay. >> I'm sorry, but you know, if if I just got tased and I'd been acting a fool and I was cuffed on the floor going to jail, I wouldn't want my kids to even see me like that. Better yet, demand they come give me a kiss because I don't I don't want them around that. I mean, I actually kind of like my kids. So, maybe that's the difference. >> Took a a whole lot of effort. >> Okay. So, >> go around there and get these kids upstairs, please. We'll get a statement from you in a second, but right now, we don't need everyone around us. >> Get out. >> That's right. Hold on. Jeez. Hold on, man. >> And she ain't want to do all that for no reason. And she could just ask him. >> Maybe instead of fighting with each other, maybe you should pitch in and clean that house a little bit. >> Doing nothing >> at all. I'm not kicking. I'm not doing nothing. And y'all trying to do all that for what? And all you got to do is just tell me to get up. And what the is he doing? >> I can't blame him for that, but that's not exactly appropriate. >> He's trying to do all that. What? >> Put your shoes on. >> No. >> Put your shoes on. >> No. He's just trying to do that for what? And then he talk about dirt. Stop. >> No. No. Before that, he just told him to stop. >> When the squad gets here, they'll come. >> What? Before >> Well, they've been telling you to stop since they walked in the door. >> Go away from me. >> Can I take your necklace so they don't lose a >> Can I take your necklace? Wait till you let her sit up against this. >> No, I don't want him touching me right there. Him exposure cuz he just told had to tell him to stop too many times and now he just want to stop cuz the fuse run. He told you to stop and I would get up if you told me to get up. Can I >> been telling you to get up? >> Sit on the couch. >> Grab that. >> And I'm swear to God. Please don't get up, >> ma'am. Just sit for >> on my mama. I swear to God. No. No. I don't care. I don't care. Take me. I don't care. They didn't me for no reason. >> And that's the problem. >> No, I didn't. All these people end up >> getting cuffed and going to jail and throwing a fit and losing their temper. I don't care. I don't care. >> Start caring. >> You should care if you go to jail or not. >> Can I sit right there on the step? >> You should care if your children are watching you go to jail. >> She just walked up to me, start >> No, ain't no walk up till you start doing nothing. And I'mma let you make sure they they know what happened. And I swear to God from show from right now. >> Swear to God. >> Oh god. I'mma let you know what happened. And then after that, >> oh god, that means she's lying. >> She's right here on the phone. She didn't even So I was talking to her about the whole situation that happened cuz she's not here. The next thing you know, she start coming in here just talking about I don't give a d. I'm legit on the phone with her. She grabbed my camera. Yeah, right here. So, the next thing you know, she grabbed my cell phone. So, I go like this. I said, "Don't do that." I turn on the light flip. It's going to take a few seconds to come on. So, I grabbed my cell phone. I said, "Please don't do that. Don't do that." I don't know how much my sister recorded on her phone. I told her, I said, "Hurry up and record it cuz ain't nobody going to believe." The next thing you know, I stand up cuz I'm legit in the corner of the couch that's right there. So, I stand up cuz I'm about to try to go over the couch to go. You're not wearing pants. >> She just swing. So I push her. >> Where? Here or >> No, right here. So I was legit I was legit right here on the couch. Like it talking to her. She come stand up right here yelling talk about d. So she grabbed my phone. I'm still right here. She grabbed my phone. So then I stand up like this. So I'm about to try to stand on here to go over there. She come. Boom. So >> you're standing right there. >> Yeah. Cuz I'm right here. She go w. So I push her. Then she start running towards me. So I push her. Then next thing you know, she grabbed me by my hair. We go right here. So about that time she coming together to get your me right here. I go like this cuz she got me by my hair. She grabbed me, bit me, and did this. And I'm doing this. That's when y'all two trying to say stop. But she got me like this. That's what I was talking about. >> So you got >> I was legit just sitting. from what the h happened from everything else. >> Please >> stop talking to me. >> Stop talking to me. >> Stop talking to me. >> We don't want her to go to jail right now. >> No, I don't care. I don't care about a warrant. I already know from with >> imagine that she got a warrant. >> No. No. I didn't take nothing. I can't believe a fine congenial young young lady like that would ever have a warrant. >> Y'all hit me in my mouth and my mouth is swole from you and before he told you to stop. That's what the and then now you want to be um coherent and want to hear and right here. >> Why are they blurring the suspect? me to stop. >> So it sounds like >> one of her roommates or sisters or someone said that she took a bunch of ecstasy. You don't you don't see that >> and cop me. Yes, he did in my I'll go to jail. I don't care. >> Why don't you go to the hospital? >> I don't care. >> Hey Willer, >> I don't need no cop. >> Just sit down, ma'am. Ma'am, ma'am. Right here. Right here. Okay. You don't even have to walk. >> Let her walk off now. Thank you. >> I'm not asking no question. So, stop talking until I get there. I'm just going to make it easy as possible. >> Going to Metro. >> I don't want to go to Metro. I want to go to UA. >> Well, that's where we're going. >> My sister's right here. >> No, cuz my sister can tell me tell y'all and and it's what I want to go to. It's not what y'all want to take me through. >> No, that's not even fair. Like, and I just didn't do that with my sister. They just went here to yesterday. >> So, the unfortunate >> they'll get you going. Okay. >> No, ain't no They going to get me nowhere. How you going to tell me where I >> Oh, Katie said, "Glad you made it." >> No. Welcome. >> You'll have to ask Big about the raid today. I ain't going to be on that late. >> That was rough. >> I'm glad you made it, though. Good to see you. >> I have had almost no technical difficulties today, so I'm allowed to yawn. Like I'm not going to hit nobody. They won't allow me. I just I'm running with you. All right. >> They won't protect me from behind my back. Like what the [ __ ] My sister, come with me. >> Listen, miss. Listen. Give me a couple minutes. Okay. And we'll start we'll start working with you. Got to work with me, though. >> You got a couple minutes or >> I'm not. I'm on your >> side. So, this all kind of started because of the >> guy in the car. >> Yes. And I'm like, "You need to call your sister, try to help you fuse the situ." I'm still in here with the couch minding my own business talking to her. Then the next thing you know, she come down the step and she was like, "Yeah, this d just calling me on my name." I did not say two words cuz I'm just out here. About that time, I tell my sister. I said, "Start recording cuz I already I told y'all earlier y'all was going to probably have to take her. I know how she get." So I tell her I'm like, "Start recording in case something happened." I said, "So you don't try to say that it's >> your cat. I don't know why I ain't here." >> Next thing you know, I'm >> You can't break it no worse than I usually do. >> Mind my own business. She try to grab the I'm like, "Yeah, no. >> Thanks, Mom. I'm doing my best. >> Don't do it." So I get up cuz I'm sitting in. >> Got my earbuds working today. >> I know if I go for it, she going to feel like it's a threat. So I'm about to try to walk over the dresser to come upstairs. As I do that, she legit lunge at me. So, I push her back and then I as I'm trying to go over the dresser, she pull me by my hair. Pull me down like this. So, at that point, I swing on her like to try to get my hair out. >> No. No, you don't. No, you don't. But it's Yes, you saying I'mma go with it. No. And it's okay. But after I'm not with nobody. >> They making me get out. >> And it's okay. I'm telling you. I'm not. I'm not. And I'm telling you when I tell you everything that it's going to be different is going to be different. >> Did you take anything? If he did, listen. >> No. >> I'm betting the man they're fighting over. >> Probably has a dozen kids and no job. >> I don't want to talk to nobody right now until my sister get here. So, if y'all can give me that space, then I rather have that. >> I had that one queued up. Where'd it go? Right now, >> the woman was arrested at the scene and charged with domestic violence, simple assault, what began as a call about a possible shoot. >> I'm just going to roll into this one cuz it was on their end screen. >> It might be in my queue to play. >> What are you doing to her face? >> I enjoyed this one a lot. >> August 11th, 2024. A call comes in from Raymond, Washington. A 6-year-old boy was allegedly slapped and pushed to the ground by an elderly neighbor. They flee to their warehouse to avoid confrontation, but officers are closing in. How we doing? >> I'm all right. How are you? >> Good. >> What's up? >> So, what's going in the front? >> Okay. Well, you're not >> Do your worst. You know, I'll one up you. >> Shoot me, ma'am. >> Ma'am, >> my husband's in the weed store. >> Okay. Well, you're not free to go. >> Well, that's where my husband is, so I know where I'm going. And if you want to shoot me, >> why are you running? And why are you thinking they're going to shoot you? >> Something I don't know. >> Like I'm saying, you're being detained. So, I need you to step outside. >> What's going on here? I need her to step outside. >> I'm I'm with him. I'm not >> We've only been here a couple minutes. >> What is the problem? >> Right. So, what happened in Raymond? >> What are you talking? >> She's dressed like a flasher. What are >> you talking about? >> So, there's a situation that took place in Raymond that you're being insane for. Okay. >> Who am I? I mean, how do you know me? >> There was assault on a child that took place. >> Yes. Yes, she does. >> Trying to hurt my dog. >> That is illegal. They they >> assault. That's our neighbor. >> So, the Raymond Police Department, ma'am, >> that's our neighbor. They assaulted my dog. I'm allowed to beat their kids rules. >> Back up. >> It's in my HOA agreement. >> She has She has a condition, man. Okay. All right. Relax. Okay. >> All right. She hasn't hurt anybody. They're our neighbors. >> Back up or you're going to be in >> No, you got to lighten up on her. >> You got to lighten up on her. >> I'm telling you, you got to lighten up on her. That's our dog. >> Back up. Listen, man. You guys ease up on her. She's going in cuffs right now, man. What the dude? >> Back off. >> She's a little lady. >> Why are you putting her clothes behind her back? What the is the matter with you? >> Get arrested too if you don't back off. >> What the arrest him too? Then arrest him. Then arrest him too. Then arrest me. Then arrest you. >> What the hell, dude? >> You're arresting this lady. >> You're not going to take me. >> She didn't do nothing. >> This lady's breaking the law. Yeah, we're going to arrest her. It's how it works. >> That's going on. >> She's with me. Back up. You can't arrest her. >> You can't just show up and arrest her. You can tickle the button. >> Car to giggle. >> Listen. Why the [ __ ] are you doing this? You just showing up out of nowhere with no proof. >> Don't touch me. You may not touch my button. >> Show us a bit of proof. Like I said, >> you better show us some proof, dude. >> You can't just show up and arrest her. >> Back up or >> you give us some proof. What the [ __ ] >> Hey, I mean it, man. I mean it. >> What the? >> Back up. >> You can't just show up and arrest her. You can't do it. You can't do it, man. We can show up and try to talk to her and then she runs away. >> Those are our neighbors. Those are our neighbors. >> They were with her all day long. >> Break my arm. >> Break my arm. >> How come nobody's How come nobody's alive? >> What are you doing to her? Sir, >> what are you doing to her? >> Absolutely. >> You're going to get tased. >> Get on the ground. >> Now. You're going to get tased. Get on the ground now. Now on the ground >> on the ground now. >> On the ground. >> On the ground. >> On the ground now. >> What the dude? >> On the ground. >> Oh, I want to see him get tased. >> Well, I am I am on the [ __ ] ground. >> What's the matter with you people? >> On your face. >> What's the matter with you people? You're going to get tased. >> What do you mean you people? >> Why haven't you people doing this? You don't even know what happened. Why are you doing this? Huh? What are you doing? Dude, you might want to get the taser off the leather vest. I'd say that would >> be a little bit of resistance. >> You'reing neighbors, man. >> Assault on me. Jesus Christ. Assault. >> Give me this. >> I know somebody is watching. >> Everything's being audio bit recorded, >> man. You don't even know what's going on. You weren't even there. You show up arresting that lady. >> You had an opportunity to explain it. >> Going to jail for >> Dude, you are wrestling my wife. You wrestling my wife. She didn't do nothing to >> brutality. Thank you. >> We'll get a statement from you here in a minute. >> Are you wearing jammy pants with a biker vest? >> Okay. Ma'am. Ma'am, you're not free to go. >> I'm going to stand here. I don't want to be brutal anymore. >> Don't touch me. I won't go anywhere. Do not touch me. >> Do not touch me. I'm not going anywhere. >> What's John Popper doing there in the background? >> Staying here. >> I'm right here. I am right here. >> You doing Why don't you have a seat right here? >> Doing what he does best and be a wall so she didn't run away. >> That's what I'm going to do. Okay. Cuz that's what you said to do. Isn't that right? >> Yep. You stay right here. >> That's what I'm doing. >> We got some more units coming. >> That's fine. That's what I'm doing. >> That's a little 65 years old. I'm 65 years old. We haven't done anything. What is the matter with you guys? What the man? >> What does your age have to do with your behavior? >> Training you got for this [ __ ] Arresting people like this. What the heck, man? What would you do if somebody did that to your old lady? >> Well, one thing you don't get to do is shove me. >> He sounds like a hippie. >> What do you think? Why do you get to shove my wife? >> Well, what do you think? Why do you get to shove my wife? >> Why are you grabbing her arm like that? >> Okay, you need to put your knees get skinny. >> No, I got to Don't reach. Don't reach. I But my coat will open. >> Face this way. Face this way for me. Elbow button. Here you go. But bring that hand behind your back. >> I think John Pa and John Goodman both got skinny, didn't they? >> Scared though. Stop resisting me, aren't you? No, I'm not. That's what I think you're doing is killing your hands behind. >> I can't because my coat's in front. >> But I can't. >> But I can't cuz you'll take my coat off. >> No, we won't. But I can't do it cuz I have to button my coat first. >> Button your coat. Put your hands behind your back. >> Okay. But my behind your back. >> I can't. >> Absolutely. >> I can't. >> They're brutalizing you, daddy. It's because of you. Do you understand? Therefore, I cannot be with you. He understands now. So does your family. >> Got it. >> Well, you did it. >> So Karen has reprogrammed you. That's right. >> It's me. >> What the hell is she talking about? >> I'm Nancy. >> Let us drive home. You came and arrested her like that. You didn't give her any trouble. He had no proof. >> They showed up and grabbed her little >> [ __ ] stole my harmonica. >> Years old hanging out with her puppy. Well, I go get her some edibles. >> When they came up to her, they had >> they don't What the man? They didn't talk to me. I'm her husband. They just came up and said matter. >> What kind of cause is that? >> Sit up. Grab a >> stand. I hope you're a witness. >> We're going to walk this way. >> I already told him I'll be a witness against you. >> Against me. >> Thanks, man. A witness against you. A witness is not for or against anybody. A good witness is just there to tell the truth about what happened. >> My ID was bleeding somewhere. Do you need a check out? >> Let me grab some. >> You can't tell me that you sat there and talked to her. None of you talked to her. >> You didn't give him a chance. >> None of you. >> Nobody talked to her. All you did was try to arrest her. Nobody talked to her. >> Detain, not arrest. Ma'am, there's a big difference. >> Yeah. Right. >> Okay. >> Right. One thing leads to another guy and you know it. Maybe it goes to other things. You know, >> like I said, you're under arrest for assault and third degree. Okay. >> I walked out of the weed store and saw two people in glass. >> I don't want to be the fashion police, but Okay. Jammy pants, a sweatshirt, a biker vest, and an ascot. Yeah, this guy's definitely on something. >> My wife. >> Okay. It's just a yes or no. >> You want to talk to us? >> Homemade ball. >> I'm talking to you now. But I need a yes or no whether you want to talk to us. Just a simple yes or no. >> Yes. >> Okay. Well, right now I don't have much to talk to you about. We were detaining her for an investigation that Raven was conducting. >> What did you do? She started walking to talk to her. >> She started walking away not listening to her commands. So, she was being detained. Once we grabbed her to put her a second, >> then you came over and yourself or you didn't need to. >> Can't you see that >> you shoved damn time, Sandy? >> That's fine. Are you being >> Why don't you seem like a female, sweetie? >> My hair's about the same. >> I know, but your face is not the face of a female. I thought your name is Seagull, isn't it? >> Bob Seagull, isn't it? >> So, okay. And I I have to do this. Why? What did I do wrong? >> We're going to explain that to you in just >> Okay. Thank you. >> I tried to explain that to you resist. >> Somebody was hurting my dog. It doesn't matter to you, does it? >> That doesn't give you the right to >> Yes, it does. >> It's an ascot. >> Not allowed to brutalize an animal. Did you know that? Hold on just a minute. I'm going to button your coat. Button. >> You have to kind of admit that you hate Jews sometimes, you know, and that's the problem. Are you Jewish? >> Are you Jewish? Are you a Jewish person? >> Face this way for me and check the back. Are you okay? >> Do you understand that I'm afraid of you? >> Does that make sense to you? >> Okay. But you got to be less scary. I mean, why do you want to scare me? Is that necessary? When I'm coming willingly, you have to keep being so frightening. You're too frightening. I really want to click that thumbnail on that one, but I've >> got other stuff I want to watch. >> Counts of assault in the third degree, one count of assault in the fourth degree, and resisting arrest. Mark David Kelly is charged with assault in the third degree, obstructing a public servant, and resisting arrest. >> And whose fault is that? I can't get my All right, close that one. The rest of these I saw that. Here's one from a small channel. I don't know if it's recycled or not. If it's not recycled, let's boost their channel from Kings of Raw body cam. This is a belligerent as hell Karen. Crashes her car, kicks and attacks cops, pees her pants, ends badly. That sounds like one hell of a good time to me. Yeah, we'll roll with this one. >> I don't care. Stop it. >> On March 7th, 2021, officers were dispatched following a report of a vehicle crashing into a roadside wall. Upon arrival, they observed the car's front heavily damaged. The female driver appeared visibly intoxicated, slurring her speech as officers approached. >> What's going on tonight? >> Hi, how are you? >> Okay. How about you? >> I'm okay. >> What happened? Um, we were leaving and all of a sudden like someone else was driving the car and then all of a sudden >> someone else was driving your car. >> And >> who was driving your car? >> Someone else. And >> I'm sorry. >> Who else was driving your car? >> Chester. Good to see you. I hope you're feeling better. >> I need your license. >> Bees. Wasps are the worst. >> You didn't You didn't see anything happen though, right? >> No, it is. I see her. >> You just saw the car. >> Yeah. When I see her, what happened? She's scared, but she says, >> "Are you here?" Hi. >> All right. Um, my license unfortunately was stolen in the state of Massachusetts. Um, this is my >> Did the girl from the earlier video use it to try to get in the bar? >> It wasn't stolen. It was confiscated. >> Where do you currently live? I'm >> ready. >> Yeah. Check it out. I've been hit three times in the past 8 months. You need to check it out. Oh my god. It's >> Do you have your registration? >> Uh yeah. Now >> how are you getting out of here? >> I I don't even I don't even know. >> Does anyone know? Where's my Where's my phone? >> Okay, I have a tote. >> I'm no mathematician, but my guess is in handcuffs. >> Weston. >> Okay, >> this is great, right? >> Where's Can I get >> Oh, thank God. >> Can I find my phone at least? Can I at least Can you help me? >> I I need your registration. >> I'm trying to find it, but I'm sorry. >> Make sure that fella knows that if he stands you up, we will track him down. I'm trying to Can we try to work together? >> Sure. I need your help. >> I'll search Olive. I'll scale you for that fella. >> Because this keeps me right now. I'm sorry. >> I'm excited for you, Carrie. Can't wait till he shows up. >> I've been hit like four times. It's not even my fault. >> All right. You look for that. I got to I'll be back in a minute. >> Um, >> here we go. We have um >> I have your registry. I have your >> Do you want to see things? I have your >> He's got it in his hand. >> I need your your registration. >> All right. Yeah. Well, here >> your vehicle registration. That's your insurance card. >> I'm trying to show you things. I'm trying to >> I had a couple people send me that one. I never got around to watching it. >> Somebody coming to pick you up? >> No, I don't [ __ ] know. I'm sorry. I mean, I don't do this sort of thing. I mean, I really don't. I >> I'm a [ __ ] teenager. >> I don't usually wreck when I'm driving drunk. I don't know how to do this sort of thing. I really don't. >> All right. >> Insurance. No, I don't want your insurance. I have your insurance. Go have a seat in the car. Please go have a seat in the car. Please. >> Who's Who? I need you to find somebody that's going to be coming here. Call a friend. Uh Who were you out with tonight? >> Oh, son of a [ __ ] >> You said somebody was driving the car. >> Yeah, somebody who was driving the car, but the car >> there isn't anyone who's like currently driving the car. >> You were driving the car? >> No, I was not driving the car earlier. >> Where are you coming from? >> I'm not coming from anywhere. >> You're not coming from anywhere. >> No, I'm not. >> Where are you trying to go to? >> I need to go home. >> Where? From where? >> From Darianne to Weston. >> Where in Darianne were you? >> I got too much [ __ ] on my desk. >> Right around the corner. >> Where? Around the corner. >> From um right around the corner by where CVS is. >> Who can you call that's going to be coming here to pick you up? >> Pick me up. >> Um >> Amy. >> Yes. >> Who can you call that's going to be coming here to pick you up? >> Oh, you're going to call somebody now. >> Patty Wagon. Oh, is >> she going to pick you up? >> I have no idea. Some cars for this. >> No, do not shine the light on me. >> I'm not shining the light on you. I'm looking to see what's No, that'd be shining the light on you. I'm looking to see what's in your bag. >> In my bag? Are you [ __ ] kidding me? That's >> Amy. >> Yeah, you're not picking it up. Okay, call somebody else. >> There's no one else to call. >> Then you get arrested. I will get arrested. I'm free. >> You call somebody, you get arrested. >> I call someone and I get arrested. >> Or you get arrested. >> Or I get arrested. Are you >> okay? >> Yeah. >> Amy. >> Amy. >> Call somebody that's going to be coming here to pick you up now. >> Why are they going to let her leave? >> You need to call somebody. >> I'm trying to. Okay. I promise. Those one cops arrested that guy that was stone cold sober and they're gonna let this drunk ass wreck her car and then call for a ride. What the hell? >> My husband is the director. All right. Even know that my husband works for the city of Stanford. That's fine. >> He is. >> Call him then. >> I have been. Okay. >> I have been. >> Leave. >> He is. >> Step out of the car, please. >> He is. >> Step out of the car with me, please. >> Step out of the car with me, please. >> Who my husband is? >> No, I don't. >> No. Nor do we care. >> No, you haven't told them. >> You don't care. Step out of the car with me, please. >> You don't care who he is? >> No. >> You don't care that he's a enforcement officer? >> No. >> I'm sorry. What? >> You don't care, Amy. We will take >> you out of the car, please. >> I don't care that he's a city officer. >> No, I don't. Please step. >> He's not getting out. Taser. >> You don't care. >> Amy, >> call him right now. >> Please call him. >> Call him right now. A call him. >> I have to call him right now. [ __ ] FaceTime. Please call him >> right now. I've been calling him right now. I've been calling. He says, >> "Excellent." That's great. >> I've never seen the cops tell somebody to to call somebody while they're telling him to step out of the car. >> I've been call 26128 all [ __ ] night long. I've been calling him all night long. >> How about somebody else? >> Anybody else? >> Michael [ __ ] Richard Moran. >> No [ __ ] Really? >> Michael [ __ ] Richard Moran. I'm [ __ ] >> I'll have to find that one. the car. I will do I'll [ __ ] get involved with you guys. >> Go ahead. Go ahead. >> I'll [ __ ] >> Can I see that phone for a second? No. >> Can I see your phone? >> I will not. You will not [ __ ] touch my phone. >> Amy, >> you will not [ __ ] touch my phone. >> Amy, go ahead. >> Step out of the car. >> [ __ ] it at all. >> Step out of the car. >> You will not touch my phone at all. >> Okay, come on. Out. No, you will not touch my phone. >> It's be winner. >> My phone. You will not [ __ ] touch my phone. Do not [ __ ] touch my phone. >> What happened to the witch? That's a kickass name. your phone. We want you to step out of the car. >> [ __ ] YouTube. >> [ __ ] touch my phone. Do not touch my phone. >> All right. So, Amy. >> Amy. >> Amy. Touch it. Touch it. Touch it. >> Do you like your dog that's in the back seat? >> Yeah. He's a [ __ ] service dog. [ __ ] >> Okay. So, then listen to me. >> We're going to pop a cap in him if you don't get out of the car. >> Catch my [ __ ] dog. He's the [ __ ] service dog. He's the [ __ ] service dog. [ __ ] catch me. He's a [ __ ] service dog. service dog. >> An emotional support animal does not count as a service dog. >> [ __ ] you. [ __ ] you. [ __ ] you. >> You tried to. >> I know. >> I just [ __ ] bite you. >> Yes, you did. >> Swing by wild and wonderful West Virginia on your way. Beautiful scenery. >> There's an awesome fellow that lives there that would love to personally give him the give him his approval. >> Trying to [ __ ] push in my [ __ ] wrist in there. >> Hold on. >> I [ __ ] scratch you. You [ __ ] [ __ ] >> [ __ ] push in my [ __ ] wrist. >> [ __ ] you. >> [ __ ] you [ __ ] [ __ ] you. >> I'm sorry, ma'am. The dog has warrants. >> [ __ ] you. [ __ ] you. >> Calm down. >> [ __ ] help me. >> Calm down. Help me. [ __ ] help me. >> Calm down. [ __ ] me. [ __ ] you. >> Can they charge her for shattering all the windows in their vehicles with that voice covered in piss? >> [ __ ] you. [ __ ] me. [ __ ] me. You [ __ ] >> [ __ ] [ __ ] me. [ __ ] me. [ __ ] me. You [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] me. What are you doing? >> [ __ ] you. You [ __ ] Stand up. >> Stop kicking. [ __ ] you. Stand up. [ __ ] you. [ __ ] you. [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] you. >> [ __ ] you. >> [ __ ] you. Got him. >> She did. >> [ __ ] you. [ __ ] [ __ ] You [ __ ] [ __ ] >> [ __ ] [ __ ] >> Don't put her in my car. >> Where's my dog? Where's my [ __ ] dog? >> We ate him. Where's my dog? >> Who else can take the dog? >> He cannot take the dog. That's my dog. He's a [ __ ] service dog. >> I don't care who can take the dog. Or it goes to a kennel. >> He's my He's >> Listen to the words coming out of my mouth. >> Michael Moran. Michael. >> He's not answering the phone. Who else can take the dog? >> Michael Moran. >> Michael Moran. Michael Moran. That's >> He's not answering the phone. >> Michael Moran. He's the only guy. Michael Moran. Michael Moran. It's the only guy. He's only He's not answering. >> He is the dog to a count. >> No, he cannot go to a [ __ ] kettle. >> Then he needs somebody to call. >> It's the only guy. He is >> He needs someone to call. >> It's Michael Brand. He is a metal [ __ ] service dog for me. [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] you. [ __ ] [ __ ] you. You [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] you. You [ __ ] >> That girl got a mouth on her, didn't it? >> You do you want to tell me what my [ __ ] >> Hey girl, what that mouth do? Beeps a lot to me. That [ __ ] 2006 >> for 20 years for that. >> Yeah. >> Oh, more than 20 years. >> Okay. Not only that, but that's my [ __ ] dog. >> Okay. >> Service dog, right? >> Not not only my service dog, but he's a [ __ ] hearing service dog >> and he's a epileptic service dog. >> Okay. You go [ __ ] yourself, you [ __ ] dumb [ __ ] [ __ ] Because I need to [ __ ] compare me as >> Why would you have an epileptic dog as a service dog? >> Every 12 [ __ ] hours. So I take it at 12 a.m. and [ __ ] 12:00 p.m. So go [ __ ] 12. Yeah, exactly. So go [ __ ] [ __ ] yourself, you dumb [ __ ] [ __ ] >> Yes, he is [ __ ] Yeah. Yeah, exactly. Not only that, you want to [ __ ] see it on my [ __ ] phone? He's holding my [ __ ] phone. You want to look it up? You >> Yeah, exactly. Do you want to look it up? >> Yes, exactly. Do you want to [ __ ] give it to me? You want me want me to look it up? >> You want me to look it up? Cuz I'll [ __ ] give it to you. You want to look it up? >> You want to look up your dog? >> Yeah, my [ __ ] dog. I'll [ __ ] ask your [ __ ] dog. Oh, my [ __ ] dog. What? >> Stop. Stop speaking and listen to me. Stop speaking and listen to me. Good luck with that. >> Your car is getting towed. >> I don't give a [ __ ] >> Okay, I have your cell phone. >> Yeah, I know you do. >> And your purse. Is there any Listen to me. Is there any other valuables in your car that you need? >> I don't give a [ __ ] if there's any other valuable. >> Is there any other valuables in your car you need? >> Sounds good. Your dog is getting taken to the police department. Yeah, you're [ __ ] full of [ __ ] for that for that. Oh my god, you're [ __ ] full. Oh my god, this Oh my god. >> Come on. Step up. >> Oh my god. >> Big step. Big step. Big step. Come on. >> At the glasses store. push. >> No, I'm >> of course I'm a smartass, but I don't even remember what the place is called. >> The place next to the eye doctor. >> Where's my dog? Oh, with them. Oh my god. Can you >> Oh, such [ __ ] >> That's right. I can see. I can even read your chats now. >> Where's my [ __ ] dog? >> Never mind your P's and Q's, mister. >> I got your [ __ ] name Jellen. Where's my [ __ ] dog? Now I never [ __ ] >> take Jayen home [ __ ] ugly goddamn [ __ ] glasses. [ __ ] you chilling out. [ __ ] you [ __ ] [ __ ] Get my [ __ ] dog. Get my [ __ ] dog. Exactly. That's just [ __ ] standing there wearing the [ __ ] uniform, dude. >> [ __ ] playing. >> Exactly. [ __ ] just [ __ ] standing there. [ __ ] players. >> [ __ ] [ __ ] players. Wait, what? >> Yeah, exactly. Check my [ __ ] receipts. Check my receipts. >> Check my [ __ ] Louis Vuitton [ __ ] wallet. Check my Check my Oh, there's my Prada [ __ ] bag right there. Check. That's my Prada [ __ ] bag. Check my [ __ ] Louis Vuitton wallet in there. Okay, check it. Check it. Go. I give you [ __ ] full [ __ ] >> I'll believe it. It's fine. >> Um, I think >> I don't want to look at me either. I think you guys suffer through the videos, though. >> Go ahead. Check it. Check it. Go to give you >> Is it in here? >> Yeah. Go ahead. Check it. >> Your medicine's in here. >> Yeah, it should be. >> Okay. >> Well, maybe. >> Maybe. >> Maybe. Maybe. Maybe. No. >> No medicine. >> I do need bif focals. >> These are tri focals. There, there, and there. >> I'm big time. >> You know how to use that? >> I know how to use that. [Applause] Why are they bambancing her? >> Huh? >> No, I got to do something else first. >> It's cuz the glare is so bad. It hides the wrinkles. >> Have a seat. >> All right. There we go. Cut it out. >> I'll [ __ ] bring you. Stop it. Stop it. >> Enough. >> Stop it. Get the [ __ ] off me. >> Amy, listen to me. >> They want to put you in a hospital gown. >> I'm not taking these cuffs off until you stop. >> Hey, you know what? I'll [ __ ] >> I don't guess you're taking those cuffs off then, homie. >> What the You're [ __ ] biggest [ __ ] [ __ ] ever. You're [ __ ] biggest [ __ ] [ __ ] ever. >> Your [ __ ] biggest [ __ ] [ __ ] Oh no. >> Spit in my face like that. Their next spit is going to have teeth in it. >> Her legs aren't going anywhere. >> How come she gets to drop sea bombs and I don't? That's not fair. Ow. Ow. We're trying to set you up. >> We're trying to use your words. Tell us which way. >> You guys are [ __ ] me. [ __ ] her. Full >> trauma war. >> We need an old priest and a young priest. That's >> why I said no. [Applause] Today, >> who else can we call the hell is she No, I have no one. I have no one. The only person I have is this [ __ ] mic. I have no one. The only person has mic. >> That's the only person. >> Go for it, Spidey. >> But he wanted >> She's got your name all all over. She spits though. >> Can't come this left a scar there. >> I'm sorry. >> I don't have to remove my wedding bands. Yes, you do. >> I got to do that anyway because of my knees. >> Amy, you have to take >> Please do not argue with me. Just do as I asked. >> This This doesn't come off. >> Amy, >> it doesn't come off. >> Then I'll give you lotion in the back. It needs to come off because it'll scratch the scanner. You can't leave it on. >> They did it the last time had this done. It won't come off. >> Amy, don't argue with me. What you can take off, take off. The rest of it will take off in the back. >> Okay, try to take it off then. Seriously, try to that comes off. That comes off. This won't. Go ahead. >> Take it off. John Wick style finger and all. >> You're gonna have to take it off because it won't I can't do it myself. I can't do it myself. I'm not strong enough to It sticks. >> What sticks? Where's the >> It sticks. Just don't I'm not being difficult. It sticks. It's old. >> Snips. >> You have any other thing, Amy? >> No. Do you have any other things on you? >> What's in your pockets? >> I told you. Cell phone ring. >> Perfect. That's what I'm asking you to check out. Your keys. >> Oh, >> what's that? >> I don't know. >> How could you not? >> My engagement ring off there. >> No, cuz you threw your stuff on there. >> Well, whatever. It's there. >> Okay. You have nothing else in your pockets. Officer Henley is going to make sure you have any nothing on you. Okay. return it and I called and asked for it back. You guys didn't return it. >> Okay. >> See, I was 100% right. >> But I guess >> Okay, just wait by the stairs there, please. >> You're not right, am I? >> Amy, just wait by the stairs, please. >> You can have to see it in the lobby. Sergeant Isaac will be with you in a minute. >> Is that the fellow? Is that the fellow that wouldn't answer his phone? >> Yeah, >> I don't blame him. I wouldn't answer it either. >> Luke Men. >> Hey, what's up, Luke? >> How are you? >> All right. How are you, man? >> Good to see you. >> Good to see you. >> The woman was charged with assault on a police officer, resisting or obstructing law enforcement, disorderly conduct, driving without a valid license, and reckless driving. If you >> I did enjoy watching that video. It's just wild, man. I know y'all enjoy watching this video. >> Like right here. >> This is going to suck. This is going to suck so bad. I'm about to pee now. >> Hold on. >> Thanks, Otto. >> We need to hold on to >> Thanks for the five. >> Nothing in your way, right? >> You're awesome, buddy. >> Right here. >> Yeah. >> Ready? >> No. Why would I be ready for this? >> Taser. Taser. Taser. Oh [ __ ] Oh my god. >> It's never not funny. I didn't poop. She peed. [Music] Oh my god, that's the greatest thing ever. >> I need to put some conditions on it. I usually play it just for fun. That hurt like hell, y'all. Oh. Yeah, that hurt. Yeah. So, there's there's that one. I always like to close the show with that. I got a bunch of [ __ ] left to play, but it's hot in here and my butt's sweating so horribly that maybe we'll save that for next time if I don't make videos out of them this week. I need to [ __ ] Hold on. I'm working on something. Talk amongst yourselves while I do computer like stuff. What the hell? That one. That one. Oh, what the hell, man? It's not right. Oh, there we go. Okay. So, I got that one done. She's about 49ish and I am 5'11. So, yeah, there's a a bit of a disparity there. Oh, [ __ ] Wrong button again. I was bragging like all day about my lack of technical difficulties and then I had to go and do this. What the hell's going on here? All right, so we're going to call that today's show. It's been uh it's been a lot of fun. I've had a great time. Hopefully you guys did, too. Uh, thank everybody for the supers and the gifted memberships and the new members. Whose fault is that? What the hell did I do here? And uh, mods, you are some amazing, phenomenal people. I love you all. Regulars, is wonderful seeing you. Um, new people, even more wonderful seeing you guys. I'll hopefully have a new video out tomorrow. If not, there's always taser Tuesday. So, we're going to send you guys over to big. So, everybody have a wonderful day, have a wonderful evening, and see you soon. [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause]