Oh my god. >> Welcome back y'all. Today we got a fun one from Allegedly Illinois. Links in the description. Small channel, up and comer. Get over there and check them out. Give him a sub. They could use it. This guy is um absolutely shitfaced in the middle of the day at a Chili's and uh they want him removed as you would. Not a lot of action, but I found it funny. Check it out. Thank you. >> This first part in the restaurant is blurred out for what I'm assuming is privacy reasons. It clears up in a second. >> Hello. Somebody guy shirt, dark blue jeans, white shoes. >> Hey. Oh. Hey, grab your stuff and go outside. Why? >> This is why. Come on. >> Pretty good reason. >> Let's go. >> Straight to the cuffs. I'm for it. probably just stole from public. >> Officer, what evidence do you have that he's intoxicated? You better be able to prove that. >> Thanks, sir. >> Anything asking six poke me? There will be nothing. >> Nothing >> else. And I did not. >> Oh, what are you saying? >> You didn't What? >> I didn't know. >> Huh? >> Hey, that's mine. You can't have it. >> Excuse me. And what is your problem? >> Oh, that's your problem. No, >> this and he just t you out. Yeah. >> Say peace people. >> I don't speak that language. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. What's he speaking? Alpha Centauri or something? Is Is that even an Earth language? >> I I come here over here for you. >> I said >> because I sit down. >> You're still in timeout. >> You didn't. >> No, I said time in. >> Oh, hey. Watch. >> He didn't say time out again. >> Oh, okay. >> You got ID on there. What's your name? >> Hey, what's your first name? >> Uh, I you don't need to know. >> Okay. >> My name is Gregory T. >> Well, if you lie, then that's another charge. >> Gregory N rubbish. Norman, my dad is a influence man. And he and your poor little bit. >> Oh, that's true. >> Boom. Caught on camera destroying evidence. Such rampant corruption in this department. >> I didn't do that. do that. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> General, >> it's actually good. >> No, you poured the evidence on the [ __ ] floor. >> Gabby Johnson is right. You did that. >> So, we got to So, I did something to you, right? What I do? >> I don't know if they muted that or if he got so drunk that he doesn't remember how to make his voice work. Could go either way with him really. >> Your hands, >> huh? Oh, what's your name? >> Officer. >> Chairman. >> Officer. >> My name is Officer. My name is Bash. >> Hey, Bees. Will you go move your truck? There's a customer that needs to get out. >> Oh, yeah. That's a lot. That's my obstruction because it is >> That is some authentic frontier gibberish. Okay, go. >> What? >> I said I didn't do that. >> No, you didn't. You said, stupid. >> Okay. Is that it? >> What you going to do to me? >> I don't understand a word you're saying, brother. >> I said, what you going to do to me? >> Well, he's going to take you to jail. You're going to get some tickets and go to the hospital. That's what >> you ain't going nowhere. No, you are. >> You just go ahead take this [ __ ] out my [ __ ] head. I'll fight your ass. >> No, you're not going to fight me >> because you won't beat me because you got my hands off me, man. >> Well, you didn't have your hands back when we came up here and you didn't fight us then. So, you ain't going to fight us then either. >> I don't want to. >> You're not going to fight [ __ ] So, just stop. >> I'll [ __ ] >> Yeah. All I'm going to do is I'm going keep my hands back here and there's going to be an offshoot cam and you in charge of this and if I get my hands loose you got >> Oh, does he? Now somebody take his cuffs off. I kind of want to see how this works out for him. >> [ __ ] This ain't Chuck door [ __ ] I'm just showing you you going to get [ __ ] exposed. Okay. >> Look at that officer's face. His wheels are turning. You can tell he's his brain's working overtime trying to decipher the encryption that's coming out of that guy's mouth. >> You screwed. >> No. Well, you ain't got the balls I got 20 days a year. Probably right. Shaw. >> Shaw shank redemption. What? >> Hey, you >> I ain't doing that. You You've heard >> Have you heard of the right to remain silent? >> Hey, you should have me that about 30 minutes ago. You forgot to ad. >> But you timed them out. >> Yeah. Is it time? >> Oh, well, your name is Jess. >> Yeah. Point is, you >> your name is Jackson 5. Does anybody know what the hell this guy's saying? >> Hey, Charlie. You everybody. >> Hey, you can sit back. If you walk for me again, you're going to go on the ground. >> Hey, you know what? Back against >> If you touch me, you will die. >> It's not. >> He's touching you now. Stupid. >> You will not touch me again. >> Stop walking towards me. >> I won't. >> Stop walking toward me. >> [ __ ] your hammer, >> dude. I swear to God if you step toward me again you're going to go >> I'll beat you. >> You know you're not. So just stop it. >> You think I won't handle you? >> You're not going to. So just stop. >> I tell you what I do. >> I'm curious who's a whole bunch of [ __ ] >> Yes. The biggest year. I don't make no money. Sit down. Sit down. Thank you. >> All right. [ __ ] >> Appreciate it. >> We got to move our balls. Hey, is this on camera? >> No. It's on camera. Trust me. >> Right here. >> You better [ __ ] just treat me per respectfully because I'll take care of you either way. >> Well, you're the one threatening to kick my ass for >> I'm not threatening that. I just want to be treated respectfully. That's what I said. That's what it is. Now, if you want to take it differently, what you pick, we got you. >> You're the one. >> He told my wife what that's disrespectful and that was not wanted. And that is not >> call search incident to arrest. We can do it. >> Yeah. Yeah. For sure. All right. We can do it. >> Dude's so drunk he can't even sit down. Look at the way he's leaning. Here we go. I'm going to tell you who you are. Hey, you got me in cuffs. I ain't going to beat my ass. I'm going shoot you. >> Nobody's beat anybody's ass. >> No, I'm going put this on paper. >> Give him a pen and paper. The way he's talking, I'd love to see what it looks like when he writes it down. >> Hey, you can't do that. >> I don't know. Cigarettes, >> tobacco, tobacco. Get up, >> you ain't got nothing on me. I know. Collato and tobacco. What you want? Uh, I'm sure something Robert >> because you I'll get you. I respect. I'll find you so much and you will. >> Hey, Greg. Here's the deal. When you go on the ambulance, we're going to take the handcuffs off you. >> I DON'T NEED AN AMBULANCE. >> OKAY. >> WELL, here's the problem. You don't even know where you are. You don't know what day >> I know I'm at. >> Where are you? >> I'm exactly where I need to be. >> Huh? >> What? >> Okay, here we go. Big beef at Walmart. >> Okay, sir. Right with this bottle. You cannot even drink any. >> You know what's going to happen with you? >> You are huge. >> Okay, that's fine. You can sue me if you want, but we're taking care of you. So, that's my job. >> You I ain't taking care of me. Greg. >> Greg. >> Greg. Greg. >> Uh, your name is what? >> My name's Sam. Your name is Leave Me Alone. >> Well, that's not going to happen. >> Well, guess what, Sam? I ain't doing nothing. I mean, I'm paying taxes. I ain't [ __ ] with you, Sam. Go away. >> If you don't calm down, the handcuffs are going to stay on. >> I will calm down, but don't act like >> not calm down yet. >> I will. >> When though, can you give us a ETA on that whole calming down thing? >> Okay. Why are you going to ask her like that? >> Cuz you're yelling. >> Okay, Sam, I apologize, but god damn, you can't drink me all day. >> Sir, have you been drinking today? >> Little bit. >> No. >> No. I better trade my goddamn I will shut my mouth. But don't [ __ ] treat me like some I ain't got no goddamn Hey, you ain't Hey, you going char $500 for >> Greg. When's your birthday? >> I ain't g to >> That's fine. Which hospital are you going to? >> I ain't going to no hospital. I don't need going to the hospital. You're going to the hospital? You're going to go to hell, sir. >> I think you said you go to hell. This is >> I said >> I said all these guys going to grab it. >> Hey, what's your name, bud? >> My name's Gregory Chain. >> Greg. Okay, listen. We're going to go to the hospital. Would you like to go to Methodist or St. Francis? Those are your options. >> I'm going to >> dude, you got to go to the hospital. Well, these cops don't want you throwing up in the back of their cars. Throw up in the ambulance. >> Choose or we'll choose for you. >> Are you a Are you a hunch man? >> Well, right now I'm Because you're intoxicated, I'm going to make decision. >> I'm not intoxicated and you will not get where I go. >> Okay. >> You tell me where I'm going. >> We'll go to St. Francis. >> I'm not I'm not telling you where I'm going. All I'm saying is you don't tell me, >> dude. You don't have to tell them where you're going. It's an ambulance, not an Uber. They only go to one place. Stupid. >> DJ, you want to keep him on cops at least till he gets an ambulance. >> Okay. Stand up here. I'm going to help you stand up. Stand up. >> There you go. >> Settle down. We take them off the right towards the spot. Cart. Sit straight back. Let me take those braces off. You going to behave? >> I will. >> Okay. Don't take my You sure? God. You want them off now? >> I bet you would say, "Listen to me. If you takes those bracelets off, are you going to behave?" >> Yeah. >> Okay. You're going to sit on the >> sit forward. Turn the bracelet off. >> Do anything stupid though. Don't hurt nobody. >> You're all right. >> I would never hurt. >> You be cool with us. >> I don't feel bad. >> All right. >> I would never hurt nobody. I just spent the last 10 minutes threatening a cop. >> No. >> Do you have any medical problems? >> No. >> Okay. Do you take any medicine every day? >> No. >> Besides alcohol, have you used any recreational drugs in the last 3 days? >> Hold on. >> I give a picture if you don't. >> Go on, man. >> We're going to put seat belts on you. >> You know, been a lot. >> I have. >> It's been a while. I don't want to remember his name, but >> his name is Greg. He's told you like twice. >> Yes, that's all I got for that guy. I can't believe that mean old cop spilled his beverage all over the sidewalk. Be sure and like, subscribe, leave a comment. I'll see you on the next one. Changed on criminals on the run. Laughing at the LAW LIKE IT'S ALL JUST FUN.