my hey you s me against it don't do that hey I'll you up [Music] buddy welcome back y'all you we've all seen the memes we've all made the jokes I got drunk got kicked out of an Applebees turns out it actually happens check his dummy out on February 18th 2023 officers pulled over a vehicle Under Suspicion of driving Under the Influence with his two small children in the car not wearing seat belts what's going on buddy yes sir all right get out the truck where you headed to over here the uh jail the Northwood your kids there how much you had drink on I'm L to me you about to follow bro I'm not about get your hand out your pocket my hand's out of my pocket you want to talk to uh Mr uh Brooks step over here hold on hold on baby stay right there okay you want to talk to me yeah you well you're the one driving drunk as hell kind of want to talk to you yes sir how much you had to drink tonight I haven't had nothing sir you haven't had nothing I can smell it coming off of you I had two beers you didn't have nothing now you got two beers yes sir all right but you want to talk to Mr Brooks yeah I have a jack scy Sheriff Office what you want to talk to Sergeant Sparky talk to him for what do you want to talk to him for there because I'm a responsible two kids going home I say you ain't very responsible oh yes sir yes sir you got them two kids unbuckled driving drunk you ain't the least bit responsible yes sir you want to go through some standardized F sobriety to make sure you're safe to drive I'm safe to drive would you go through some standardized F sobriety yeah you go through the test I'll go through the test but you know what you going to tell me to save my ABC's backwards I don't know my ABC's forwards say your ABC's backwards I ain't going to tell you say ABC's backwards I wouldn't tell you to do that Jack that's what all them Jack County and Banks County shs say every time they pull me over driving drunk that's what they tell me my bumper I got you you got an ID I got an ID well my license I done I lost my license somewhere between here and sober and there you know what I mean all I don't have a sit on that bumper take your hat off for me please you wear contacts of glasses you got any back injuries hip injuries leg injuries I ain't real bright does that count do don't stand your feet together your hands down by your side okay see th my finger yes sir I want you to F with your eyes and your eyes only keeping your head straight at all times you understand yes sir keep pug on okay I got it I focus on it we'll go up down okay all right next thing we're going to do is called the walking turn okay so I do I want you to some right here I want you to imagine a straight line out in front of you okay a straight line a straight line yes sir a straight line where's that straight line com I want you to imagine it imagine it yeah all right now imag I'm just coming to for me to you I'm sorry about the wind noise guys I'm GNA try to filter it out best I can but no promises okay move your truck up just a little bit no sir hey if they're going to sit there they can sit there okay I you do I want you a straight line out in front of you okay left foot put your right foot and front your left foot touching the T get in that position for Me Right Foot In Front your left foot hands down by your side for me just like that do not move until I tell you to do so no don't start walking yet you said I don't think he's walking I think he's just wobbling don't start walking yet starting position L left foot on the line right foot in front of your left foot touching Heel To Toe you understand those instructions don't start walking yet walk I sir I haven't told you to told me you want to do this I'm going to do it all right in the starting position for me left foot on the line I'll tell you when you can start understand when I tell you to begin you're going to take 96 imaginary line understand one nailed it I did my seven you did your seven you said I said nine but okay all right it's it's okay you can come back over we're going to do the next evaluation okay it's called the one leg stand one leg yes I want what I want you to do is want you stand your feet together your hands down by your side once I tell you begin you can pick either foot of you're choosing your left foot or your right foot whichever one you want okay all I want you to do is I want you to lift approximately 6 inch off the ground keeping your toe Point your foot parallel to the ground maintain an eye contact with your raised foot and your arms down by your side I want you to count out in this manner 1,00 1 1,00 2 10000 3 100 I got I got a can you do it yeah did it you just did it can you do it this drunk bet you can't do you want to do it you want to do it backwards I didn't say backwards but you can't do it for huh I just did it you just did do you want to do it do I want to call my Sheriff officer over here you can call your Sheriff to come get come up here that's fine I don't care and he's going to and he's going to put you right there and fight your just like I'm pretty sure he's just gonna come there and call you stupid stupid right well your Sheriff don't have jurisdiction up here okay you want to bet money I bet money bet money are you going to do this evaluation yeah I'll bet you want to do the evaluation so listen once I tell you again your feet just the same as my feet one I tell you begin you pick either foot your left foot or your right foot whichever one you want okay your left foot or your right foot I want you live approximately 6 in off the ground keep your toe Point your foot parallel to the ground keep your arms down by your side you do it the same way I I want you to do I want you to count out in this manner 1001 1,2 13 1004 1005 1006 so on and so forth till I tell you to stop you understand you can't do it you can't do it do you want to do it you can't do it all right turn around put your hands behind your back for me yes sir under arrest for DUI and two counts of DUI child endangerment did you say take right you want to really who can I who can I call to get your kids hey you know what on huh you can call my wife right now okay where's where's your phone so we can call her well let's go find this phone no no yeah you want to smart off on me you think you got a badge bad says the guy in cuffs you a't have a SE right here yeah hey you s me against don't do that hey I'll you up buddy turn around yeah let's put him in your car sure yeah I'm tell you right now you better grow the up you do like you going godamn do this hold it yep hey all you had to do was chill out man hey all I got to do taking right I'll tell you this have a seatting there sit down you better tell me how goddamn k d hey you put your goddamn hand my God I'll beat you godamn I'm hey stop man hey my godamn kids are more important your kids are more important than what obviously not all that beer you drank jump in a car and try to take him down the road luy don't kill him stupid door slam it's okay baby daddy had to sit down the car real quick okay you guys got a cell phone no here okay you know what your mama's number is uh yeah okay can you call her for me yeah you know where you live uh my mom knows okay because I will beat your goddamn M got it yeah yeah I put a seat belt on you break his foot rip Sho so because I'm going show you I can't get any of I can't get the wife or she mom on the phone where where's your wife where's your wife work you don't need a worry about my wife works you let me out right here show you where my goddamn wife works okay he doesn't know she probably won't tell him that's her only escape from him trying to keep your kids from going to defax tonight yeah you ain't going def I will yeah you will because I'll beat your godamn buddy cuz that your mom yeah okay here's the hello hello hey this is Deputy Bernett with Banks County Sheriff's Office uh your husband is drunk and driving around with your two kids hey and he's going to jail so I need someone to come get these kids and he got and somebody was driving we're we're at Applebee's okay all right thank you your mom's coming to get okay so y'all do me a favor just sitting here or it's warm okay somebody was sitting here and he okay it's okay it's Christian okay just have a seat in here okay you have a seat please okay sweet girl what I'm going to roll you window down just a little bit okay he's just sitting back here with us y'all just sit right here all right your wife's going to come get your kids yeah yeah she's going to be here when I get here thank you for you're already there telling me the information yeah she's going to be here when I get here a little for shadowing for you guys he's not going to like it when she gets there and he's [Applause] there you I know man I know I've had a lot of people fing boss is just we could yeah only he's in that red of yeah yeah yeah apparently he was here earlier today had kicked him out he drunk oh he was here with his kids go fing yeah where is he at where is he at I can get out of y'all's way sorry about that y'all you not get out of nobody's way where's the dude at that was with my kid well you what's up what's up the dude that was with your kids was driving drunk so he's sitting in the back of a cop car right now budy will you maintain that door yeah what's up I you do that or you just back straight up just another night in Banks County another night he's just sitting in the back of our car right now this is hello Christian hello this is the sheriff where D oh well their dad is uh a little inebriated tonight so he's going to go to jail I'd tell him to come on over and talk to him and i' get him for dii to their dad's a little bit uh intoxicated I've already talked to her it's okay hey don't cry it's okay you want a sticker you do you want to see my doggy I got a doggy you want to see him huh what you doggy yeah I got a doggy yeah Christian wants to talk I don't want to talk to Christian he he don't want to talk to you what is do I got him in the car hold on just a second okay it's in my car you want a sticker you give one to your brother going back I'm going to back your truck up so we're not blocking the road white oh your white is it's all right I got a charger in a life come you see him yeah you go put it on your daddy's truck that's great he's going to love seeing that all right I think that's your mommy I'm going to send her over here okay I going to be [ __ ] work my ass off okay your your kiddos can see K we're divorcing get him Mama Bear you don't let him put your kids in danger like that so he was kicked out of here earlier what yeah he was he was kicked out of here earlier with him for drinking Christian was with him yeah he's been calling trying to figure out where he's at apparently he was over at uh racetrack just how we about he was in there screaming something at the attend Andy I don't shake my hand shake my hand I don't no listen I can't look that to jail with him and off tell you what do something with it make you some money out there but I'm going to let you you can I can't I'm J well I'm saying you can just roll the windows windows up on it lock it up and and go that way but he luckily there was a a man blocking the the Rope cuz he was going to run with them in the car and they wern't buckled in or nothing so thankfully there was a good samarit in Banks County that blocked him in so he couldn't run from us cuz it would have ended very badly let's hope she's got some sense kicks him to the curb he got no business being anywhere around them kids where's chrisan so he's going to be charged with DUI V maintain Lane um and then two csil child endangerment du as well tonight for sure depends on whether or not you're going to bail him out is there a c is there a what yeah want he can't have his mom uh we're you're going to keep it for tonight but you're going to go back with work with Mommy okay I was trying to just skip somebody I didn't want to call defa oh call yeah oh no I and and nine times out of 10 that's usually what happens cuz no one will come get the kids oh so I ran I ran out my job I understand so but good thing is is they're safe tonight and that's what matters and he's going to get to go and sit for a little bit at the jail okay okay all right he's goingon to go hang out with us just for a little bit he's going in timeout it's okay oh yeah um I'll do that in a minute yeah I zipped her jacket up stuff I didn't want her to get sick no we're going to go that way uh you know the truck don't have insurance what the truck don't have insurance I don't know if you knew that or not no and the tag suspended which or something Miss payment or something I just paid $474 for it to get it back or to rein like to reinstate instate it that's why when how long ago did you do it oh God it was February oh so this month yeah sure really it would have hard been on the done sometimes it takes a minute for their system to update you got well just make sure you have the receipts if you're going to drive it again make sure you got all that I hear you well I'm going to release it to you since you're the wife okay um and then you guys can figure it out once everything settles I'd leave it sit there if he wants his truck back he can walk his happy ass down there and get it ain't going to have no license though okay it ain't got to go nowhere at this moment they're usually pretty chill about working with you um if you want to go in there and just say hey look I'll come get this truck another Daye whoever I don't know who it was I know two females come out and said hey we had to kick him out earlier oh God so and what's his name okay so it returns to him yeah all right well if you need anything you just call us and let us know and uh I'm sorry to inconvenience you hey buddy I got to read you something okay so this is the impli notes for suspects age 21 or over the state of Georgia has conditioned your privilege to drive upon the highways of this state upon your submission to State administer chemical test of your blood breath urine or other bodily substances for the purpose of tery from an influence of alcohol or drugs at your own expense of qualified Personnel of your own Tuesday we submit the state admin chemical test of your blood all right I'll show you come on I'm not going put up with sh I'm not with Bast list listen hell listen this man here going to se yeah this man's going to search me he going to let go me [ __ ] careful officer he's 10 foot tall and Bulletproof you going to let go me I'll be yeah not you it's okay yeah it's okay it's okay it's okay buddy it's okay when you got that badge off it's okay when you got that badge off buddy tell you what we keep it just this the door yeah on the ground you go you you can let go of me cuz I'm C I'm C well we're going to just keep positive control of you yeah you better cuz I'm going this mother redheaded something yeah yeah you think you think I'm talking you you keep on talking behind my back too I'll show you I'm yeah you're showing him now I'm letting you dig through what I got okay you let go he's suspended I'm pretty sure he is really what's suspended what's suspended y jerking around all right go to your knees to my knes yeah you are just you okay God damn all right listen to me when these cuffs come off you're going to put your hands on your head okay we're going to back listen we're going to back out of this room okay any aggressive movements you will be tased you understand okay oh please get aggressive please please please okay puss on your head on your head I'm try godamn you don't got to for all right next one's on your head got let this dud let me go let stay on the ground St yeah he sure showed them big tough guy it's all I got for him be sure to like subscribe comment we'll see you on the next one