You got a problem with me. >> Oh, what? >> You said you got a problem with me. >> Look, how many times I got to say I ain't got a problem with you. >> Oh my god. >> Welcome back, y'all. Today's genius has a hard time getting into his house after a long night of partying. And by long night, I mean it's now 1:00 in the afternoon. It doesn't help when the doororknob's smarter than you. This one's from Florida Cop Cam. Link to the original is in the description as always. Check it out. last time. >> What's up, bud? >> What's going on? You don't want to be seen by the medics, huh? >> Yo, open the door, bro. What are you doing? >> I got 17 people outside. >> He's unconscious and breathing. >> Huh? >> Looks like whoever's on the other end of that phone told him he ain't coming in. Huh? >> Open the [ __ ] door, gang. That's what's going on. Paramedics are out here. Remember the baldhead dude? They want to see you. Go see a baldhead dude. What did I do? >> The [ __ ] ballhead dude who always comes over here this way. >> Always come over here. You >> new cologne too, bro. She don't like that, bro. That's some broke [ __ ] bro. What else, bro? I don't know. Supposed I did something, I guess. I don't know. >> You were sleeping outside. >> Who was? >> You was. >> I never seen you before. >> You lost your sock. >> I ain't lo my That was over there. >> You're missing a song. >> Okay. >> I know it was. What's your name, man? >> I couldn't figure out how to put the other one on. The instructions weren't clear enough. Didn't say do it twice. >> What's my name? >> Yeah. >> Yeah. Hurry the [ __ ] up, man. So, you're not going to give us your name or anything? You not going to give us no name or anything? What's your name? Your name. [Music] Okay. >> Calm down there, Jersey Shore. They're trying to help you. >> I'm just I'm just keeping an eye, too. I got a problem against you. >> Yes. Yeah. >> Say it again. >> You got a problem with the shoes. Get [ __ ] out. >> You got a problem with me. >> Oh, what? >> You said you got a problem with me. >> Look, how many times I got to say I ain't got a problem with you. >> Okay. >> Enough times for him to hear the ain't part stupid. That's fine. >> Like, be real with yourself, gang. You bought you that. What was your job? >> No, you said I thought you said you had a problem with it. >> I said four, three, four times. I ain't got a problem with you. Okay. But we're here because you unco open the [ __ ] door if I really beat the [ __ ] out these dudes, bro. >> Well, let her rip there, tough guy. Let's see how that works out for you. >> Oh, hey, that's not going to happen. >> What you trying to do, bro? >> Sir, you going to go to jail? You better back up. >> You think, bro? You think I give a [ __ ] about >> like be real with yourself, gang? Like, be real with yourself before you come at me, gang. He don't have a problem going to jail. It's not like it's a job or anything. He >> coming at you here for the [ __ ] y got going on, bro. Like what? Like what? You're a grown ass man, gang. >> Yes, I am. >> Why the [ __ ] you coming at me talking about this, that, and the other? >> Cuz you're an idiot. They found passed out outside the house. >> We were called that you were unconscious on the ground. That's the reason why we here. >> Where? Where? Where? >> The ground. That's the downside that you walk on. Hello. >> We're just here to make sure. Go the [ __ ] home, bro. You sound like what? >> Hello. >> Is there anybody upstairs coming? >> Yeah, they can go. If you refuse, man, that's fine, guys. You guys can go. Yeah, >> bro. Please go save some people. >> Ain't no saving over here. >> Yeah, I agree with you there. You're way beyond saving. This is lost cause. You can get in your house. That's fine. Is there anybody in there? >> Yo, come talk to this. >> Where are you? >> I'm watching your dumb ass out the window. You ain't coming in here. Okay. >> I mean, I guess she's on her way. >> So, if this works, >> N. >> You can't just give you the code so you get in the house. >> She changes it every 30 minutes, bro. >> Why is that? >> Problem, bro. >> Mama won't give me the code. It's four numbers. There's no way I'd remember it anyway. I mean, if I was a parent, I'd probably do the same thing, too. >> Please, please, please never be a parent. I wouldn't want to put a kid through that, and I don't want to put up with your dumbass kids. >> How far away or whoever who you live with? Who you live with? She said she up like you ain't got Who are you? You who are you? >> No, you keep like looking at me and looking I'm looking at you. Who is you? >> They asked you first, stupid. >> Who are you? Bro, why you huffing on us? Stop huffing on us. >> But the car don't even fit that amount of weight, gang. Like, who are you? >> The [ __ ] >> Mhm. Do I know you personally or no? >> Don't worry about who she is, man. Let's try to get you in the house. >> The [ __ ] Go eat the [ __ ] trap, my [ __ ] What are you doing? [ __ ] you got going on, my [ __ ] >> [ __ ] must suck, ain't it? That [ __ ] hurt your back, don't it? >> He's still trying to figure out how socks work. >> Yeah, that [ __ ] I know. It used to hurt back when I was when I when I first started working out, too. Who are you? Why you sitting here like dealing with me? >> Hey, do me a favor. >> I know my mom don't know you, >> bro. Look at me. Do me a favor, >> gang. My mom don't know that girl, bro. >> Understand? Just sit down until your your ride gets here. Till the owner of the house get here. Okay, have a seat. >> But gang, my mom don't know that girl, bro. >> That's fine. >> That's all right. Whoever that girl is, she definitely don't want to know you, >> bro. My mom doesn't know that girl, but I know who the [ __ ] that is, bro. >> She's going to leave as soon as you >> That's cool. I I was staying away from here. >> It's cool. >> All right. >> Okay. [Applause] So close. >> Hey, bro. >> You want to go with y'all? >> Yeah. I said, "You need to cut that out and go to the hospital with us." The [ __ ] Gang, do what you got to do. Get out of here. The hospital, gang. >> Gang, just tase him, gang. >> We ain't getting out of here. >> Oh, big dog's here. Like, what the [ __ ] you got going on, man? I get out of here, man. I seen you too many times, gang. >> Like, come on. Get the [ __ ] out of here, bro. >> Who the [ __ ] where you came from? I'm waiting on my mom to pull up and enable this kind of behavior cuz she's done it my whole life. >> Look me in my eyes, my [ __ ] What's up with you? >> What's up with you, man? >> What's up with you? >> I got you. I got you. >> Looks like mom spent all kinds of money on his never hire me tattoos. >> Put it down. >> You put that down. >> What am I going to do? Hit him with it. >> No, put it down. >> I got them. >> Put it down. a grown ass man, man. >> Oh my god, bro. Yo, >> that's why you still broke this age. That's crazy. >> Yeah, you're right, bro. >> [ __ ] I know. [ __ ] I know. 50 years old making this much an hour. >> 50 years old with a job, not living off his mommy. >> [ __ ] Still waiting on my mom, bro. Why the [ __ ] you come out of nowhere and talking all that [ __ ] too? The [ __ ] >> You can't be doing that. Go to the hospital and get evaluated. >> Yeah. >> Come on, man. >> Careful, officer. He's on that nitrous. He's fast. >> I said what? >> I'm waiting on my mother. You haven't said that one time. >> Okay. If they wanted to go to the hospital. >> Come on, bro. Was that Thursday? >> Come on, bro. >> Huh? Who's that third? They >> been three times since then. >> Three times since then. >> Yo yo yo yo, baby. >> Stop resisting. You're going to get tased. Right here. It's going to come. Don't do it or you're going to get tased. Do you hear me? >> Do it. Do it. Please do it. >> Don't do it. Don't do it. I will tase you 4 hours late game. Huh? Bro, >> I ain't going to play with y'all cuz I know how to get down. >> Don't move, [ __ ] Who the [ __ ] move? Get your Get your wife to move in bed, [ __ ] The [ __ ] >> Really? Get your wife to move in bed. That's what you got? That's about the lamest insult I've ever heard. Their wife's probably not bored to death like any woman you've ever been with. >> Is that enough of you? You all right? >> You do understand your feet. Go on, [ __ ] Let me scoot back. >> Scoot back. >> Scoot your back. Put your feet down. >> You're not screwing. I'll put your feet down. >> You're not like that, gang. I just broke my hand, bro. I just cover my hand, bro. You're not going to [ __ ] with, >> bro. Damn. I'm not [ __ ] with you. I'm just >> Why is your hand broke? Did you have a little temper tantrum and punch a wall there, Kyle? Got to watch out for the studs. >> Has been broken, bro, for the last three months. >> The [ __ ] [ __ ] what? [ __ ] house, >> bro. You are bored as [ __ ] >> Like all my life, you bored as [ __ ] gang. >> Other son is here. Okay. >> You want to sit up? You want us to sit down? >> Scoot you up. >> Do you want us to scoot you up or do you want to sit up on your own? >> But I don't need [ __ ] from y'all. Like, what the [ __ ] y'all got going on? >> They're going to inject some stem cells into your brain. and see if a cylinder or two don't start firing. >> We're here just trying to make sure you're okay. >> You ain't got to explain yourself. No, you're like, you ain't got to explain yourself. >> I'm trying to get into my house and go to [ __ ] sleep, gang. Why you trying to explain yourself like that? >> You're not welcome in the house, gang. Okay. [Applause] >> One of you just somebody ride with him, please. >> Just [ __ ] sniffing on >> [ __ ] huffing right [Applause] westbound in front of Chipotle and Olive Garden. Rescue 61 reference anxiety to crawl and black as well. >> Strawberry. >> He's in there. The mom's phone. Don't open the door. >> Okay. >> She didn't. Okay. Well, where is he? >> The brother. He's in there. >> Do we have a phone number for inside? >> I have the mom's number. >> Call mom and tell mom to tell him to come out that we've got empty t. You guys need something? No. >> I appreciate you guys. Does he have you know his name? >> No. >> His name is Guido. >> Okay. >> For 106 107 I'll be back to the shop for the washer. So I go that way in the corner. He laying down like that by the bush. I said bro you okay? M I start string that >> floor then I go around here saying yo you okay yo you okay yo you okay what the [ __ ] >> you good I'm good there's huh Good. Okay. All right. You never touch the drug. No sip of alcohol or anything. >> Who? This one here? >> Yeah, the one that's inside. Okay. He was afraid to slowly open the door. Whatever. So, this is mom. We can get all the 14 on what's his face. So, what's what's with your your is this your oldest that we have with us? What's with him? >> He just can't drink >> and he's stupid. >> If he drinks, he goes overboard. >> He wasn't drinking. >> Well, he's been drinking all night. >> Oh. >> Which led him, I'm assuming, to what you're saying. >> Oh, he had a can about this big. >> Yeah. >> Aerosol can. >> Aerosol can just >> So, yeah, he was been drinking all night. And that must have, like I said, just led up >> led him to that. So he hasn't Yes, he he's been in rehab. >> She should clarify he's been in a brain injury rehab, not a substance abuse one. >> Um in 20 2022 maybe, I don't even remember. >> Okay. Okay. >> Um he's been trying to do it on his own. >> Y >> I was going to mark him last time we had a report, >> right? Um, as far as >> drank in I don't know, >> a month and a half. >> Okay. Sorry. Go ahead. >> A month and a half or something. >> Yeah. >> And then last night he thought he could go out with his friends, play pool, and then, you know, it's that first drink >> and then off control. >> All right. We just need to make sure your other son's okay. I can get them out of here and he can get out of here. Um, do we have >> My other son I >> Does he have an Does he have an ID in the house? >> A wallet or something? Okay. Mind if we get that from? >> Not at all. >> All right. You want me to come with you? >> I told him I changed the law because I knew I told him I told him not to come here cuz I know the rules in my house are drink. >> Hopefully, it looks like mom's tired of his [ __ ] Not going to enable his ass anymore. Good on you, Mom. Good lord, 52 days over that. He must have had a hell of a record. It's all I got for that idiot. Like, subscribe, leave a comment. See you on the next one.