Great. >> Let go. >> My arm. >> Relax. >> Oh my god. >> Welcome back, y'all. I think we finally did it. I think we finally found my boy Spider-Man and wife. This was from a channel called Kings of Raw Body Cam. Link as always is in the description. Drunkie McDunkers in here thinks she's going to drive her car into an elevator. [ __ ] this ain't Carvana. Check it out. Yo. Hey, turn off the car. >> Let go of me. >> You hit that button. >> Girl's car looks like a whole family of methheads just got back from a road trip. >> You are touching me without my operation. It's >> open. >> What the [ __ ] Good. >> I'm just trying to get down to the street and those little corkcrew things can be dangerous. I thought I'd take the elevator. >> What's the problem? [Applause] You are >> ma'am. Get off. >> This is not good. I am a nerd. >> Hey, let's get around. >> I can't with you. Arm on against >> let go. >> My arm. >> Relax. >> Put your handcuffs >> for what? >> Relax. Relax. >> I am relaxing. >> Okay, relax. >> I am a nervous. Relax. >> Oh, great. Another one that has to start every conversation with I'm a nurse. We get it. Nobody cares what you do for a living. >> Relax. You're being silly. Stop it. >> Silly. >> Yes. You're being You're being >> My arm is being >> I need I need you to cooperate. >> I need you to cooperate. Okay, >> officer. You might want to cinch that left one down a little bit. Just slip right out of that [ __ ] >> Relax. Relax. And I'm waiting for a friend to let me up. >> All right, calm down. Calm down. >> Don't touch me. >> You're upset. I need you. Calm down. Calm down. >> Okay. >> What the is going on? I am the nerd. >> Yeah. I don't know why they keep blacking out like that. They They do that through the whole video. That's not me. And I'm sure there's a reason for it. Don't pull me like this. Ow. >> Relax. Come to your knees and >> put me on top for a second. >> No, we're not. >> No. Listen. Stop. >> Stop it. >> Ow. I'm not doing anything. >> Well, there's your problem. You should be doing stuff. They want you to do stuff. Do that. >> Getting kicked. >> Doesn't print doesn't work in there. Don't worry. Oh, is that >> me out of the [ __ ] >> No, that's fine. >> I'll have Lopez go with you. >> That way he can go to >> Now look what you've done. He's putting you on Santa's naughty list. >> Seven. I still have C in the city. C will do the four. Well, actually, you know what? He can do the four. He brut the four and he'll ride up with you. We'll bring you'll follow each other to the PD. Dump your car at the PD. Bring your laptop. Go and him up there. Ride together. >> She's probably going to be back. >> We can do two cars. >> What? >> She's probably >> drunk. Very very drunk. >> I am driving home. I s >> You're going the wrong way. >> And then all of a sudden I'm like handcuffed. >> Yeah. No car. >> You hit an elevator. >> Yeah. We don't want you to >> I did not hit an elevator. >> No. >> Yes. >> No. >> Why did your car >> Don't believe what your eyes see. Believe what I tell you. >> Because I want to be left out. [Applause] >> I am a nerd. I wonder if she's a nurse. >> Give a [ __ ] what you call it. >> I am not an elevator. Okay. >> Nobody called you an elevator. They said you drove your car into an elevator. Stupid. >> I am a nerd. >> You're embarrassing yourself. >> I'm not embarrassing myself. I've never been embarrassed. I'm embarrassed. >> You're going to be embarrassing yourself when you see that my car fits in that elevator. >> Just get me out of my >> See, I told you that was going to happen. Nobody ever listens to me. >> Did he give you the rundown? >> No. Relax. >> No, I am not. >> No, I am not. For what? For what? >> Hold on. I got smaller cups in my cup. You want to put those in? >> Yeah. Your cup. Okay. >> For what? >> For what? >> Because you are drunk. >> For what? I didn't do nothing. >> I am not drunk. >> I had one drink. >> Yeah, I was. I see. >> No, it was a long island. >> It was a long island. >> I had one drink. >> It was a marine. >> I had one drink. It was a handle of vodka, but I only had one. >> Not a [ __ ] [ __ ] of kids. Yeah, we can see that. >> Wait, what? >> What? >> Yo, >> what? >> I don't want to have a chat with him. >> I am not drunk driving. >> Oh, yeah. Not anymore. >> I just want to go home. Oh, >> yeah. So, once she's double her as well, >> double shack me cuz I'm a such a I'm such a brat. >> You're being brave. >> I'm such a thr. Oh my god. I'm such a a freaking drug. >> Tell them you're a nurse. They'll let you go. >> You break. >> What is your deal, dude? >> You just be nice and we can have a better >> I am nice. I am a nurse. >> Just go with them. >> No, no, no, no, no. Wait. I can't walk. >> Seems like as good a time as Annie to learn how to do that inmate shuffle. You penguin your ass on over to their car. >> My arms are killing. >> What's the end goal with her? We putting her in the car or what? >> What are you doing to me? I'm a [ __ ] nurse. >> Well, you hope you're a nurse anyway. That licensing board is probably not going to be too happy with this. I take care of people. Wait, I can't. Why? >> There's nothing for you. >> I have to pat you down, though. Do you have anything up here? I need you to scrub your >> I do not have anything up me. Please. I'm not getting that out. All right. Can we turn it around cuz I can't really see. >> If you can see. Absolutely. I'm nothing there. >> What's your first name? >> Dawn. >> I'm a nurse. >> Where do you work at? >> I work at a staffing agency. >> Okay. >> Not Ow. >> You're going to have to pull me. Where did you >> Oh, no. No. >> No. No. No. You can walk. >> I can't walk. I can't walk. >> You were doing such a good job. >> All right. We'll drag you. No big deal. >> I can't walk. I can't walk. >> Ready? >> Thank you. >> I can't walk. This is [ __ ] up. >> No, you're [ __ ] up. >> I'm a nurse. >> You know damn well your ass can be walking right now. Wait, what? Ow. Just give me a [ __ ] break. >> Come on. >> Ow. Wait. >> In the car. >> Ow. >> Ow. Ow. No. >> That hurts. >> No. >> That hurts. >> I can't. My left arm. >> Okay. Well, let's get you going. Okay. >> I'm not going to fight. >> Butt in first. Butt in first. >> Wait. I'm not going to fight. >> Okay. moving. >> Ow. I said >> I am not going to move my left arm. >> Give me a [ __ ] break. >> I am too tight. >> I still say if you slip your cuffs that you get to cinch them down just as tight as they want. I don't care if your hands turn blue and fall off. Not my problem. >> My left arm. Please. Ow. >> Stop screaming. >> Sit. Sit up. >> Sit up. You're a nurse, so sit up. >> I am a nurse, >> so sit up. >> Left arm. Straight up. Ow. >> Sit up. >> My left arm. My left arm. Now, whose fault is that? >> I'm not trying to [ __ ] escape. Please give me a [ __ ] break. >> Oh, please slam that door. >> Ow. >> A dog. All right, guys. Good luck. >> I am in jokes. >> Slide your butt this way and then swing your legs around. >> I hear what you're saying. >> You got to give me a second. Okay. >> Okay. Grab my hand. That's what I was. >> Okay. You have to >> It's okay. You're a nurse. You know if it's just pain or an injury. >> I'll make my hand. I'm not going anywhere. I'm nervous. I'm not. >> You sure about that? It's all I got for that charming young lass. Be sure and like, subscribe, leave a comment. We'll see you on the next one.