Well, now you're under arrest for resisting, so it doesn't matter. Welcome back, y'all. This one made the rounds about a month or so ago, and I saved it to my watch list and totally forgot about it. Couple gets in a little fender bender in a parking lot, and they're straight up [ __ ] to the cops, and then come to find out at least one of them's a sovereign citizen. So, it all makes sense. Check it out. [Music] Hello. How are you? Pretty good. What's going on? I was backing up forward in Yeah, we stopped and then I went full Hold on. Hold on one second. Okay. Um, you were just backing out right here. I didn't talk to him first. How am I supposed to know who to talk to? He's out out of his vehicle. We're getting out of school information. I don't know why he's mad at me. I mean, she's just out here talking. He sees that his lady called the police and you're talking to the person he needs first. Okay. Why does it matter? He's going to talk to both of you. Stupid. Um, do you have your insurance? Sir, do you have your insurance? No, it doesn't make sense. It doesn't make sense. No, it doesn't. I didn't see who called. It was just that 911 call saying there was an accident and I come to respond. I talk to somebody's out of the vehicle. Okay. Yeah. It' be cool if you guys would be here right now. I We don't take the call as a comm center does. I know. But they tell you who call whose car called. Ma'am, I'm here taking an accident report for you. It doesn't matter who called. It doesn't It He said he he said Why would they tell you whose car called? Cars don't call for one. And they're not going to give that kind of information. They're just going to say two vehicles were in an accident. The hell's wrong with you? Talk to you. Okay. I I need your insurance if you'd like to. Okay. My wife's on the way up to the insurance card stood right around the corner. Okay. So, uh, yeah, actually. Yeah. Um, you said your insurance right around the corner. Yeah. Okay. All right. So, you were backing out and they were pulling in. No, we were in We don't lie. We was parked. Sir, why are you yelling? Please. It's 6:00 in the morning. I'm going to talk to both of you guys and get The guy's totally admitting fault 100%. Why are you going to argue with him? Why are you going to call him a liar? He's lying. It's not really his fault. The story. Okay. It's not a big deal. All right. Yes, sir. I was pulling back. He honked. I stopped. You were in this spot right here. Yeah. Okay. And then I was backing up. He pulled up and honked. I stopped. And when I went full for I put his uh bumper in the corner. Okay. All right. So, you know, you're in box. Yeah. Okay. No problem. All right. Okay. What What happened? And he going to let him go off. It's okay. I car I parked in my spot. Okay. All the way up there. Okay. He starts to turn and hits me with this thing. No problem. This the front of my car. Okay. He's at fault. He knows that. So, he's going to get his insurance and get you guys all taken care of. Mine is the general. Okay. Um, you guys will just exchange information cuz this is private property. Um, we don't take accidents on private property anyway. Well, the last time somebody did this to me at Kroger years ago, it made me look bad because I didn't report it to you guys. What do you mean it made me look bad? Because I didn't file a report for my insurance. Okay. They said they they made it look like, oh, well, there's nothing we can do. And I said, you know, next time somebody does something to my car in any parking lot or anywhere, I need to report it to the police so that it will go through insurance. They're probably talking about if they hit it and drive off. You don't have to notify your insurance. His insurance is going to take care of it. Stupid. Yeah, we'll make documentation. We don't take private property auto accident. So if it's on the roadway, we take an accident requires an accident on the roadway. This is UDS private property. So, what we'll do is we'll get his information, his insurance information, and you'll contact his insurance company, and then he's going to do the same thing, and they'll get everything taken care of that way. Okay. Are you making a report of this? Yes or no? No. Why? Because it's on private property. But like I said, last time I got hit in Kroger coming out of my parking lot wasn't my fault at all. State Farm Insurance, they put a ding on my stuff. Mhm. And even though I haven't been in accidents for years, I'm an excellent driver. Okay. But because of this Yeah. And there's no police report. Yeah. We'll make, like I said, there's going to be documentation that we're here. You guys are involved. It's all on my body camera. I know you're recording it as well, sir. Um I've recorded everybody here the entire time. He told me what happened. He told me he backed he he clipped you with a snowplow. So, he's at fault. He told me he knows that. Um we just don't take private property auto accident reports cuz it's on private property. It's not on the roadway. So, where's the report going to be that you're taking note? There's going to be um a bladder saying we came out here for an accident. A bladder? Yep. And it's going to have both you guys attached to it. Do you have your ID on you, sir? Do you want to be included on that? Sir, would you like to be included on that since you're in the vehicle? He don't answer questions. Even mundane questions that it benefits him to answer. He's not real bright. I'm sorry. This is her vehicle number one. Okay. Well, you're talking to me, so I figured you'd want to be included on it. My name is Five. What is that? My name is Five. Your name is five. Your name is five. You sure that's not your age? Maybe your IQ. Okay. Well, that doesn't seem like a What's your last name? You're not supposed to be asking me my last name. Do you want to be on the Do you want to be on there? You said you would like You said you would like documentation of the police report, correct? You said there's no Do you want to be on the report or not? Jesus Christ. Please report. You said you would like to be included on the documentation. Correct, sir. He did not say that to you. Well, he did. We are asking what it is. Okay. He He wants documentation of it. So, if he wants to be a part of it, I will make him a part of it. If he doesn't want to, he doesn't have to. Okay. I will I'll take that as a you don't want to, sir. Do you have your ID on you, miss? I don't understand why you guys are being so hostile towards me. Because you came up and went to him first. Ma'am, he was standing there. He was out of the vehicle and you had the windows up. Don't argue with him. Just because he's out. I I pulled up and you guys were both in the vehicle. Both the windows are up. Say, just let us be me. I don't have anything nice to say. I said if you don't I don't I don't get it. Why are you upset with him? Because he talked to the guy first. He walked up to the guy and said, "My bad. I hit their car." What did you want him to say? Not said anything mean to you guys one time. I don't understand why you guys are being hostile towards me. Doesn't mean it's not mean to us. When we're the ones who called for help, you're saying just because he was outside, you spoke to him first. That's how it works, miss. Say that guy punched me. You're going to go to him first. You're talking about hypothetical. Quit talking to What's your phone number, miss? 470. All right. And you were completely stopped when he hit you. I was all the way up in my spot. Okay. 111. You were wearing a seat belt and everything. You see? Yes. Why are you upset with me? I have to ask these questions. Don't ask my question, please. Okay. Can I see your insurance, please? Yeah. You're being cruel. Okay. Can I see your insurance, please, miss? I told you I was looking it up and I have the general. I need to try it. Okay. I need the insurance policy. If she wants to be an ass about it, I just leave. Sorry about your luck, guys. Hope his insurance comes across for you, but I ain't helping you. You don't want my help. I ain't going to do it. You didn't get his. I'm waiting on his. Okay. You have to wait on mine, too. I don't know my password. If you don't mind, I'll give it to you. I'm sorry. I'll bring it to you when I get it if you don't mind moving away. Okay. Well, so I'm going to give you my world citizen number. She's got I'm give you my world Oh, this from United States. I need your name since Okay. Uh uh. Thank you for the info. Offsets just love getting an opportunity to spout their [ __ ] and nonsense. He doesn't have to do all that. It's not a big deal. He didn't stop you for traveling, stupid. So, I'm going to give you my world citizen ID number. I need your badge number at the same time. My name is Mr. Tracy. Okay. My world citizen ID number. Write this down. I don't know what you're going to find out. You're going to find out. We don't We don't take those. It's not about Oh, you Oh, you don't take it? Yeah. Nobody takes that. It's made up. Okay. You see what this say right here? It says to the government of the United States of America concerning Mr. Tracy William Henderson. You wanted my ID. It's a valid ID. I'm going give you my ID. I asked you if you'd like to be included on the document. I'm putting you in on it. I'm putting you in. I'm putting myself in on it. So, you have to take my world citizen ID. Well, I don't know what a world citizen ID is. You'll find out, sir. You'll find out. Education is a beautiful thing. Who doesn't recognize? Yes, they do. Yes, they do. You think they don't, but you'll find out. I don't know why you're being so confident with me, sir. You are. He's a sovereign citizen. It's in their nature. How they act. It's just what they do. What's your name, sir? Tracy what? Five. So, were you lying to me before? Well, Tracy comes to five. Okay. Tracy what? Yeah. And your date of birth, sir? 9:25. You don't want to argue about that? You don't want to tell them I don't have a date of birth. I got a born on date like a beer. These people, they just they irritate me to no end. and a good phone number for you. Uh, you got the one for her. Okay. Perfect. My number is, uh, you need to write this number down. It's World Service World Service Authority. Okay. Um, the number is 91 9. All righty. What's a form? Uh, I don't know. It says two felony. Somebody's got warrants. Imagine that. You know, all you had to do was say, "No, thank you. I don't want to be on the documentation. Have a nice day." No, you got to be like, "I'm smarter than the rest of the world. Everybody else plays by the rules, but I don't have to." And now you're going to jail. Stupid. Well, it says no extra outside California action. Which guy is it too? This guy here is extremely hostile. So, it's good. It says full exhibition in custody. No, you said it's the guy with the head thing on, right? Yeah. The Where? With the truck. With the truck. In the van. Yeah. Hey, come over here, man. No, I ain't coming over here. Come over here. Come on. Hey, uh, look. He going to try to snatch me. You got to check my nose. Look, he's grabbing on me. Are you holding on me? Are you What about me? What? I don't know. I don't have no California. See, now a reasonable normal person would be like, you know, I have warrants, but they won't extradite for him and he'd have calmly got taken into custody. They'd have called about the warrants and then they'd cut him loose because they're not going to extradite him. But no, Sauets have to do everything the hardest way possible. word for our city. Watch them say they don't want. It says full extradition on your phone so we don't break. It don't say full extradition. They didn't stop me since 1998. Back up. They didn't stop me since 199. You've had that warrant since 1998. You ever think of maybe going out there and taking care of it, handling it? I'm sure they'd probably drop whatever charge you got the warrant for. It's been a long time. Figure it out. stop me since 1998. Okay, 1998. You can call them right now and they going to say, "Let me go." I I want to see your phone. No, they trying to take my phone, babe. So, quit being a douche canoe and let him make that call and let them tell them to let you go. Then you're on your way. Come get my phone, bae. They trying to take Why are you trying to hide? How you underrest? I'm not I got my hands behind my back. Back up. Jump in my arm. Get back. My ar My arms are behind my back. Get back. My arms are behind my back. That first dude just got back in his truck and he's just sitting there like, "Uh, can I go now or do I get to watch this show? Can I run in the store and get some popcorn or something? My arms are behind my back. They're going to tell you they don't want me. I've been telling you that. Stop. You're under arrest, too. We told you to back up three times, you guys. Here, I got disarm. This is not okay. This is not okay. We No, it's not okay. That means damn stupid. Asked you to back up until we figured it out. Okay. Well, now you're under arrest for resisting. So, it doesn't matter. Resisting. We're arrest. He's trying to tell you what we were just Okay. And we can figure that out once you guys cooperate. That's all it takes. And you wouldn't have had to take these resisting charges. So now you're definitely going to jail cuz you're stupid. Listen, you are pushing up off the car's resistance. I don't know what you're I've never ever ever trouble before my Did we ask you to back up? I was trying to No, that's not your job to get. No one's hurting him. Whatever. Stop. Stay. I cannot believe it. This guy hits my car. He does He is not even wanted. We've been in in contact with the attorney general because he was getting his substitute teachers license. He wants to be a substitute teacher. God help us all. He was being until they figure it out. That's all you had to do. That's all you had to do. Put my stuff back in my pocket, please. Go get up. 482. They going to say that they don't want me. LA is closed right now. And you know what? As soon as they told us that, you would have been free to go. But you were being attacked because there's there's a warrant for your ride. They say they don't want me. This thing. We don't know that. Terrence, Tracy, have a seat. Please have a seat. I'm focus right here, too. Just let me sit here. No. Have a seat. I said I'm going to sit in the car. I don't kick your feet in the car. Kick your feet in the car. Yeah, I got it. If you wasn't acting like an idiot this whole time and you'd had that conversation with him, you wouldn't even had to get in the damn car. [Applause] Yeah, she can she can be charged too. She she obstructed the entire time. We had to concentrate on you. There you have it. Offset's going to set it. God forbid anything get done the easy way. It's all I got for him. Like, subscribe, leave a comment. We'll see you on the next one.