[Applause] [Music] [Applause] You can fix my front. [Applause] [Music] Hello everyone. Hi guys. We're back again. It's another SDC live or almost 25,000 sub celebration. Um last check we are 72 away. So, what I need everybody to do is right now go make sure that you're subbed. And if you are, get on the phone, call one person each. How many we got on here? Um, 36 people. Everybody call one person each and Okay, call two people. There's only 36 watching. So, call two people and tell them to make sure that they are subbed. Go ahead. We'll wait. Go on. No. Well, fine then. I see how y'all are. All right. Um, we're going to have some fun tonight. I got a bunch of videos picked out, and there's a couple that I don't even have picked out. Um, I mean, I've got them picked out. I just don't have them queued up. I don't think we're going to do another three-hour stream like we did last time, but who knows? You never know. If we start having fun, maybe we will. Um, please welcome back the star of the show, the lovely and talented Miss Ashley. Hello. She got a great reception last time and she's um ecstatic. Happy to be here. Yeah. Can you hear me? Okay. I had to do a different mic set up because of the um I'm not really set up for two people. I don't know anyone. You don't know anybody? Okay. Oh, that's a um Oh [ __ ] My bad. PW member for two months. Um I don't know anyone. That's okay. I only know about half these people, but we love them. Anyway, I got a thing to hit up here. [Music] Um Legal Fiction gifted out 10 before we even went live because he's awesome. Because he's awesome and and he hates me, but he loves me. It's It's a weird lovehate relationship kind of thing. I don't uh I don't get it. I'll never understand it, but I think he likes it that way. He also sent me most if not all of the videos I picked out for tonight. There is a good possibility that that [ __ ] ain't gonna happen again. What? Act right. That [ __ ] hurt. And um I don't know. I I don't want that to be a recurring thing because we're so much more than that. We're so much more than my suffering. Even though everybody wants Shut up. Even though everybody loves to see my suffering. I love doing it to you. I know. I know you do. You love it a little too much. But I don't know. Maybe if we make the Maybe if we make the 25K, I'll think about it. We're at 71 now. Well, we need to get a period or labor stimulator for you. Well, get two of them. One for you, one for me. See who can tolerate it better. I can tolerate it better. Here's my thing on periods. This is a weird take, but you know, okay, it hurts. I get it. It's uncomfortable and it hurts. But lots of times through life, you go through things, that hurts. And then the next time you're like, well, that hurts, but I'm starting to get used to it. Then the next time you're like, "It hurts again. What are you going to do?" This happens over and over and over throughout your life and you complain about it every single time for years and years and years. Eventually, you get used to it. There are people that break Where's the taser? There are people that break bones and they're like, "Oh, well, I broke another bone." Because it happens all the time. I was that way as a kid. Oh, I broke a bone. Where's mom? But no. [Music] Well, you know, I want to throw punch you right now. Heather Thatcher will pay $100 to watch me do a period simulator. And I'll do it with him to see who can tolerate it better. I'll blow you out of the water. Actually, it it'll be pathetic for both of us because we're both grunting and groaning. Just trying to get up off the couch. Anything that actually hurts. You're You're going to see some crying. Not for me. Is that calling rating coming? I thought I saw somebody mention it. Ashley, get the taser ready. I'm going to Where are we at? I've lost track. Hello, Chris. Good to see you. Haven't talked to you in like six or eight hours. What's wrong with you? Are you okay, Duke? That's not very nice. I got a lot of a lot of sadus in my in my subs and followers and all that stuff. Oh. Oh, 69 more to go. 24,931. It'd be cool to just stay on here until we break 25K, but that could take forever because that's a whole lot to get in one stream. I I'll totally be honest. All right. So, um yeah. Um it's probably going to end badly because we already started. We had a few to pregame this stream just because that's what we do. I'm on vacation. So, yeah, we actually we're both on vacation. Her started last night. Mine started this morning. I do have Hold on. I'll wait I'll wait till Colin and crew gets here. They should be. If they're not here yet, they'll be here any second before I make my announcement that may or may not have anything to do with you guys. Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Angelina, hi Shane and Mrs. Shane. My birthday was yesterday and yesterday's Fry Friday video was an awesome awesome birthday present. Well, happy birthday. Happy birthday to you, Angelina. Where we at? I don't know. There we go. $10 super chat chip. Thanks for the entertainment. We do our best. Actually, I mean, we love entertaining you guys. Um, I do it quite often, I hope. But for the most part, when we're together, we're just entertaining ourselves and each other, and it just happens to be funny to other people, and we're okay with that. Um, see, turn that one down. Okay. Um, what was I doing? Oh, here comes that Colin raid. Welcome, Colin and all our mutual friends and all the new friends. Hopefully, let some new friends come over with Colin. Um, he's he's really good about the court videos and I try to do the the um the dumb criminals that we can laugh at. His is a little more serious and newsy, which I I think it works out great. I love Colin. Definitely not Cromwell. Um Mods, somebody please throw his um throw his link up. It's the least we could do because he he brought friends. Colin Oscopy raid. Ah, that's good. Um, oh jeez. Colin, you really you got you got to do that to me? You You're just going to show me up because I can't figure out how to give them out on this one. And he he called me out on his stream. Want me to send out 50? And I was like, I don't know if I could send out 50. And then he's going to come over here and send 20 and make me feel bad. You son of a [ __ ] I'm kidding. I love you, Colin. You know, I love you. Um, actually, I'm going to go to my channel right now and see if I can figure out how to do this. Uh, oh, legal fiction throwing out more. I'm on the wrong window right now. So, don't let me forget to um to throw those out. I don't How do I even get to my [ __ ] channel? These chats are going too fast. I can't Yeah, they're going crazy. I just can't adjust. Try that. View my channel. Go to lives. Go to this one. Oh [ __ ] Mute that. And my face membership gifting. See, it's still giving me the the option to buy them, to give them. It won't let me give them out for free. And that's just wrong. Maybe it is something in beta or something that they're just not giving out to everybody just yet. Let me scroll back up on some of these. Um, where did I leave off? Um, gifted memberships. Gifted memberships. Bear with me. I get easily distracted. You guys know that. What Colin got to say? To be fair, I instantly said don't said 50. It was a joke. Then my chat showed up with gifts. So, I wanted to sh I appreciate it, Colin. I do. I was actually um I was half joking, but I was also half serious. Um, the card that's on file with my YouTube doesn't have enough to throw out 50 and my wallet's out the truck. So, I I can't change the card on it right now. I'll get you back, brother. I promise. Um, did I did I miss a gift or a super or something? Legal Fiction threw some out right after Colin did. I don't know. Um, legal fiction. I appreciate it. Colin, of course, we have um car may want to slow down the chat. I'm not used to the chat going this fast. Let me see. Can I Can I do that here? I can't. Well, it's just going to keep going. I mean, I I don't know. I could figure it out, but I've got too many windows open and not the right one, apparently. Kayfar showed up. Good to see you, buddy. Welcome. Um, this is um this is going crazy already. We haven't gone off the rails yet, though. I am not in pain yet. So, so we're doing pretty good. Marsha member for nine months. Very welcome. Very welcome. Welcome very much. I'm not saying that right. I don't know. Sorry, guys. I'm excited. It's a party. Baby, say something. Entertain these people. Oh, I don't know. Heather for $4.99 for Mrs. Shane in solidarity for not being able to keep up with chat. That's okay. None of us can. It's going too fast. Like I could slow yours down. I know how to do that one. But actually yours is already on top chat. It's not on all chats. So [Music] um where we at? Wait, there you go. How long did your taser reception area take to recover? You're sitting so all good. Actually, that wasn't too bad. I mean, it it kind of felt like like the day after a good hard beasting like it it's a little sore, but it's just kind of on the skin. But when I fell that second time and I swear to God, I tore my quad. I was limping around and crying and whining for a good two or three days. It was it it was ridiculous. But his butt cheek, two nice little red dots, it was perfect. Um, I missed somebody else, too, didn't I? Sparkle Poots gifted five memberships. Thank you. Thank you, Sparkle Poots. Legal Fiction, I may have a video video. I may have a video or two to play. I mean, um, somebody sent me all kinds. They shall remain nameless. What? Hold on. I ain't got there yet. Cody, Shane, you're all right. But we're here to hear Ashley laugh. We are. That is the highlight of my life, actually. You know, [ __ ] them kids. I want to hear a baby laugh. That That's my big thing. Carrie T, but not Carrie for five. That's why you need an admin mod to slow the chat for you. Oh, shut up. I'll figure it all out. Where we at? Uh, Mayor Winch Mcnome. First time here. I was going to watch a movie and Colin grabbed me by the collar, dragged me here. Well, Mayor Winch Mcnome, I am glad that you came. Yes, we're gonna we're going to have a lot of fun. Um we're we haven't even got to the videos yet. We will get to some videos. Um Ashley's here, so I have my obligatory pig video. I actually have two for her. Oh snap. And we've got some Actright videos and there's different ones to choose from. I'll um I'm not gonna exactly take a poll to see which ones to play, but we we'll decide which ones to play. What is Am I missing one? I thought I would like right here. I feel left out. Everyone chat at once to confuse Shane Fermistle. I could never leave you out, my friend. I'm just not smart enough to keep up with all of it. And I don't have a mouse. She don't have a mouse. She hasn't earned mouse privileges. I want to know how to work it. The way she handles that taser, I don't I'm not sure if I want to let her have a mouse. Whatever's back again, you guys are getting better at this. Thanks, friend. I appreciate it. My elbow get hurt. So, um, as I was saying before Colin's crew got here, um, check and make sure you're subscribed. If you are, call a friend and make sure they subscribe, too, because we're going to break that 25,000 hell or high water. Also, oh, my announcement. I was going to make the announcement. Okay. Um, as most of you, if not everybody, already knows. Damn it, Chris. I'm trying to talk here, buddy. Chris, $5 super chat, please play my clip of you getting tased for the folks that missed it. Lots of new folks here tonight. Hi, Ashley. Hi. Actually, that I can do. I don't know if I'm going to take one again. You never know. The night is young. He's getting it. But I shut up. He's getting it, [ __ ] In the butt. I showed my my daughter that clip and she asked, "Oh my gosh, she ain't okay. Well, he's standing right in front of you. Yeah. Um, well, I I'll have to dig that back up, but I'll I'll play that, Chris, at the very least. I'll play that. What's your announcement? My announcement. Okay, y'all hold on to your money for a minute. Okay, so as most of you know, some of you may not, uh, my job job I work night shift. I've been on night shift for 12 going on 13 years now. That's where the money is at and it's kind of fit into my life since then. I have finally decided to move to a dayshift spot which could mean a couple of different things. Number one, I'll be able to stream a little more often because I'll have evenings free. Um, I'll also get more time with the family in the evenings, which is good. It's probably going to throw my my recording and posting schedule into chaos until I figure out a good slot in life to to pull that off. But um yeah, so um I'm going to be a day walker. I'm not going to know what to do with myself to live like a normal human being. But there'll probably be more work work to do on day shift. So I won't be able to spend my entire other job digging up stuff to play for this job. But we'll see. We'll see how it goes. Um, I've had some good friends on Discord that I was talked into making. Um, I've had some good people on there sending me lots of videos, so maybe I won't have to spend so much time digging. But anyway, I'm going to be a day walker. I want to make less money, but this keeps blowing up, so that should make up for it. I'm really excited for him to go to dayshift. I'm really excited. Does that mean we can watch horror movies again? Shut up. But what I'm not excited about is sharing my bed every day. You know, weekends that's fine, but every night it's going to be rough. But I'm I'm happy. Well, thank you. I'm I'm glad that you're happy. And I'm I'm I'm gonna have to share my bed, too, so it's not all [ __ ] roses for everybody. I'm the bed hog, though. I need this. Little old me the bed hulk. For real, though. I have to make a barrier. All right, Chris, I found your clip. I'll play that here in a little bit. Oh, everybody at my work loves it. Glenn Harlo, hey Shane, I have a good idea for a meme. Say hello to my little friend referring to Sergeant Sparky. That's good thinking. I could probably pull that off. It's also going to give me more time. I mean, I'll have to blow these guys off for a while, but um it'll give me more time to work on stuff like updating merch and um intros. You guys like the new intro? It didn't take much much doing, but but I got it done. Um I miss anybody else? [Music] Um all right. Who wants to do a video? Me. I see a pig. Oh, wait. Where's that at? Did that one come up yet? What? Carrie Carrie T, but not Carrie. You would be surprised. She is like 49ish and 80 lbs. But she will take up an entire queen-sized bed to where I just have that tiny little sliver of edge. And there's no moving her. I don't know what happens to her when she's sleeping, but there's no moving her. I got more room on the couch. I wish we'd fight more. All right, Cody's throwing money out. I forgot to ask, but does Ashley have her emergency britches handy? No. No, I don't. But it's okay. I'll figure it out. Uh sub count. Holy hell. What? We've gotten 13 more. 24,944. So, we're 56 away from the goal. All righty, guys. We may actually get there tonight, which is wild cuz it Hold on. Wait. Time out. That's US dollars. Are you [ __ ] serious? PWL, are you really gonna do that to me? Wow. Whoa. Oh my god. I I'm speechless on that one. Holy [ __ ] Jesus Lord. I support you. Family is worth more than money. It's true. I believe it. Yes. I grew up a spoiled kid, but daddy was always working. So that's why I'm like, we don't live poor, but I could make more money, but I'd rather have the time with the family. That's why I don't really work overtime at work or anything. But holy Jesus, why why you got to do that to me? Oh my god. Now I need emergency britches now. Thank you so much. Yes, we really appreciate that. There's that's amazing. You didn't have to. I I have no words. I I have absolutely no words. Wow. Thank you very so very much. That is insanity. You all right? My tailbone is on fire. Yeah, she's not good with these chairs. I I ordering a new desk. It's coming and we're going to have good comfy chairs. This is just like a tall table and um the chairs aren't the most comfortable, but it suited the needs so far. I I got pillows everywhere to try to make it comfortable, but I can't. The way I move around and stuff, it just won't. Take a back seat, legal fiction. You've been outdone, my friend. Thanks for the 20 gifted memberships. You're awesome. You know you're awesome. You know I love you. Even though you hate me, you know you know I love you. Holy [ __ ] I don't I'm so confused now. I don't even know what to do or where to go. Are we doing a video or We're going to do a bunch of videos eventually, but I can't [ __ ] I I I can't get my head straight now. Shane's lap. No, it ain't comfortable. It's not I move around too much. And you know, surprisingly, she her little bony Well, it's not a bony butt. She's actually got a little padding back there. That puts my legs to sleep. Gifted memberships. Gifted memberships. Gifted memberships. Welcome new members. I'm glad to have you all. I'm pasting my wallet. You're fine. I mean, PWL, I believe, was his name. He uh he covered everybody tonight. I wasn't going to do this. I wasn't. I I was gonna wait to see if we made our our goal, but I gotta grab something real quick. Baby, entertain these people. Hurry up. I got to pee. What did I do with things? What things? Talk. Read some chat. Oh. Oh. Um I don't know how none of this works. How do Oh, you can't click it on that one. It don't pop up. Oh [ __ ] [ __ ] I'll do it. Just give me a chance. Well, we got it. Uh, where'd it go? Where'd it go? A new sub here. I don't know that name. I'm so sorry. I leave that up for the husband. Oh god, we're going to die. We are going to nab, but we have to. It's obligatory, [Music] y'all. I'm blind. I can't see. That's a little. Okay. Boom. All right. Thanks, Dragon Boy. Welcome. Okay. So, um, we we were saving shots until we made the goal. if we make the goal. But given the was it PWL? I'm sorry. I will forget that. I'm terrible at names. Need my notebook for all these people. But I after that, we're going to go ahead and take a shot. We don't do shots, but you know, sometimes we do. Thank you very much. This one's to you. Cheers. Salom, my friend. Yeah. There's a reason we don't do shots. That's Jameson, by the way. Regular Jameson, not that orange [ __ ] that I was gifted that took me a month and a half to drink. Oh god. If you need to go pee and do some white, you go right ahead and do that. [Music] Cheers. GXPN. $999. Thank you for the super chat. There's another one up here that I missed. What did I miss? Slow down, guys. I'm working on it. I gotta go back to to highlight them. I have to go through the reream chat instead of the YouTube chat, which moves at a different pace. Okay, I got that one. Am I missing him? I am missing somebody. Marilyn $10. Thank you so much. Very much appreciated. You guys are killing us tonight. Absolutely killing [Laughter] us. Mac the knife. You're a dick. I love [Laughter] you. Did you see this one, man? What? As soon as they get to 25,000 tonight, everybody unsubscribe for five minutes just to [ __ ] with them. [Music] No, because you'll give this one a heart attack. I'm old. I'm out of shape. I will have a heart attack. So, Chris for $2. Hold on. She launched at Amsterdam. Keep off the red button. I don't know what that means. Okay. So, I was in the bathroom. I didn't shut the door all the way. Lucy, our cat, open the door and there's kids out there playing cassette. Lucy's our cat. Oh, Lucy fur. Don't let her fool you. She loves that cat. I do. I do. But I've had Bush Mills. It's actually really good. I'm just uh um I don't know. You you I'm not big on liquor anymore. I do like a good sip and scotch once in a while, but if I'm going to shoot something, um Jameson's about the only thing I'll shoot and it's got to be chilled cuz I'm fancy and weak like that. I've only had Vaky in my life, like in high school, but I've never had anything else. There was white label's nice. Um, I remember when I finally had a uh a college graduation party. Took me a while. I threw myself a party and I bought me a bottle of uh Johnny Walker Blue. And I'm telling you, that's it's heavenly. There's nothing I mean, it's a religious experience. And then one time I had too many and decided to buy round after round after round of that for people. didn't work. No, this one. What? That one? Yeah. Oh, Mayor Wrench Mcnome. I had a cat named Catastrophe. That's hilarious. The uh the Lucifer one. Um it's a long story. My ex got it from my boys and they thought Lucy was a girl for the longest time and then they took him to the vet and they're like, "Hey, that's a uh that's a male cat." And they're like, "Oh, well, we're not changing its name, so I just call it Lucy Fur now." Call it [ __ ] [ __ ] Get out of my way. Kar fireball is life. That man loves his fireball. I've never had fireball. People at work, there's two two people. That's all they drink. I'm pretty sure I'm allergic to cinnamon cuz it it makes me all red and puffy. So, I don't really drink the fireball. Did I mean I'm old and fancy so we used to throw up gold schllogger all the time. Well I can't have cinnamon because my clos pallet that burn you or something. Yeah it does something up in my sinuses like it just like when your mom cooks her apples and cinnamon and lemon. Oh wait it sorry the chat jumped. You're just going to make You're just doing that so I'll mess up your name again. Sherzad. Charizad. I Charizard with the Pokemons. I'm kidding. I don't mean to mess up your name. I'm I'm having fun at it. I'm I'm trying. But anyway, she gifted 50 memberships. Wow. That's incredible. You guys are absolutely amazing. We may not even get to a video tonight, but between the booze and the supers and the gifts, I I don't know if we're gonna get there. We're kid free. So, we're here. I mean, technically, we could go until we're past yet. Yeah, let's start the video. Hold on. Hold on. I get back through these chats. There's a pig right there looking at me. I'll be fair. I hated it until 12 seconds ago. Hated what? Probably the fireball. It's It's disgusting till it hits your lips and you're like, "Oh, oh, that's nice." Never had it. Oh gosh. Thank you for the 50 gifted memberships though. Um, thank you. Someday I will learn how to say your name. I promise. I promise. Sparkle Poots wants to see pigs. Thank you. So, let's let's watch some pigs and God, I'm gonna have to pee and refill already. That's tell you what you you watch the pigs and enjoy it and do your Oh, I love the pigs thing. Give me while you do all that. So, I'll um um while I'm refilling Stop. Let it let it breathe. I got some popcorn. If you want to tempt him, feed him. Here. Is this in Columbus? If we ever go to Columbus, I have a car full of snack and I'll feed [Applause] you. Look at that one. I can never get over your laugh, baby. [Music] You hear it? Give it to me. Lord, I got excited. Quick pause cuz legal fiction doesn't want to watch a video apparently. I got a fever. The only prescription is more tast. Well, if we make the 25K, you better be calling some friends. Uh, I'm already buzzed enough to where I'm like, if we make our goal, I'll let y'all have it. So, everybody make sure you're subscribed, phone a friend, tell him this is going to be hilarious. Go subscribe and tune in because this dumbass is going to let his misses tase him again. So, how about that? All right. Let it down because we're 41 away from the goal. Got it. Yeah, he's doing the guy the same man. Maybe a pig. You're not getting a pig. I ever win the lottery. No. [ __ ] you. If we ever have a big yard, not this yard, a big yard, like a farm like All right, hold on. We got another super chat. N K for try Sinfire. It will absolutely change your mind. Good evening, everyone. Thanks for joining tonight. Good evening, Shane and Ashley. Thanks for tuning in, Mr. Wizard. It's going to be hard to break K4 of his uh fireball habit. He He's just too big a fan. Cheshure cat for $2. There are 13 of us. Ask your mods about the cloud. All right, mods. What the hell is a cloud? Anyway, Cheshure, welcome. I haven't seen you tonight. I don't know if you just got here. Um, may or whoever. I'm terrified of goats. She Yeah, she's actually not a fan of goats. Um, when I lived where I grew up, there was a goat and my baby sister did a noise and it pissed that goat off and chased us. It rammed my best friend. Like, she had to go to the hospital. My baby sister climbed a tree and I ended up in some stranger's pool. I don't do goats. And my daughter's that side of the family has nothing but goats. I don't go there. I'm terri. [ __ ] goats. I don't know. Their eyeballs, too. It trips me out. They're beautiful animals, don't get me wrong. I wanted to get to Oh, I missed it. I can't find it. Anyway, we we got to get Ashley's animal video out of the way and then we'll get to some dumb. Got a few tasers on me. Yes. [Music] As long as they're not close to it, maybe they are. Oh no, they got loose again. Yes, pigs are really fat. Y'all don't think they are. I really hope that [Music] we'll we'll do an actrite video between pig videos. Her reaction I just hop on it back and ride it till it mix. We could get a parrot that can learn to mimic pig speed. We got also train it to say your catchphrases like stupid. My hat and my shirt. Yeah, the cat looks bigger, lighter. I'm just learning already. I can feel my tongue. Desert cat. Okay, that one's almost over. We are at 28 more to reach the goal. Come on, guys. Everybody just subscribe. And they lose it. I'm going to put in the card. Good job, guys. Catches a pig. All right. Oh, that's a fat one. We We'll do that one soon. I need to take jacket off. Okay, you said jacket off. What am I looking for? What is this one? Okay, we'll we'll save that one. I'm going through my videos to see what's what. Here. That's a serious one. We'll do that in the middle sometime. Okay. Um, damn it. Okay, this one. This is an older one. I've um I was going to do this one earlier. I mean, like months earlier, but for whatever reason, I didn't. This lady is obviously in some sort of a mental break and I don't like as a person that suffered from mental health issues most of my life. I don't like I don't like making fun of people that are in the mental health crisis, but she she does do quite a bit of entertaining stuff. So, that'll be our next one. Um, where did that where did that super come from? Oh, there we go. Five gifted memberships. Thank you, Russ strap. Very much appreciated. Thank you. You're awesome. Let me let me change to figure out how to get that video. Scroll down to where I'm current. Lucid, welcome, honey. Somebody better throw Lucid Layers's um link in the chat. Very good channel. She outjournalists, the the frauditors and stuff and she she puts a lot of work into it. Um great videos. I absolutely love Lucid's Lair. I'll never have anything negative to say about Lucid. She's amazing. My ears ringing. Somebody talking about you. Where's [ __ ] talking about me? All of them. They love you. You're incredible. Um, hold on. I'm trying to find this video. And change that [Music] to this one. All right. This is a good one. Maybe you may get a kick out of this one. Oh, it's full screen. Hi. Hi. Good morning. How are you? Good. How are you? Cold as hell. Pretty cold out. What you doing here? I knew it. Okay. She said that you've been here for a while. Do you mind a lying? Do you mind if we talk outside, Shakira? Is that okay? I don't give a damn what we do. You can't identify me as nothing in America. Oh my god. Can we talk outside real quick? Grab your stuff. Who is we? You and I. Her jeans are in backwards. Notice that be a great touch. Okay. I'm not touching you. I'm just asking you if we can talk. They don't understand how the mother got I had before. I watch. We were drinking. Watch everybody else. Grab your stuff for me. I don't need help none of that. Can I do what it look like I'm doing? Cheese. That is trust. I don't trust nothing about you're a liar. How old are you, ma'am? Why? Cuz you you over here with Let's go. Sorry, Lucimosa time. They could probably miss that part. Why are you waiting for me? I'll follow you. I'll follow you, bro. Okay. Well, it's officer safety. I don't like ain't got to do with me. She called 12. I was sitting on the toilet. I understand. Thank you, Lucy. No, you don't. Can you please discuss what's going on? Can you please tell me what to do, ma'am? Well, she's asking you to leave. I don't give a [ __ ] what she's doing. What's her mother name? All right. You want me to You want me to walk? Let's go. Yes. You're not going to shoot me nowhere. I pee myself. You're not going to shoot me nowhere, ma'am. Okay. Well, if you don't leave right now, you're going to go to jail for trespass after Do you want to You want to go to jail? Call my mother lawyer right now cuz I already posted and as soon as you mother I already got you and touch me. You're in charge. I got this. Oh, it's going to be a mother ride. We going to sit this mother in this. Can you please open the door? No, you're just going to stand there. Just so you know, my partner's coming up behind you. Okay. I'll be right with you. Okay. Hold up, Bobby. [Music] So, what are you doing all the way over here? I live in Charlotte County and I pay my taxes. I met you before. You live off. I don't give a what you what you know about me. You don't knowit about me. Okay. Well, I'm just saying I met you. You're not going to threaten me cuz you already threatened me. She already threatened me. I don't know how she Nobody's going to touch because I'm not I'm not going to. But you understand that I'm going to issue you a trespass warning. When is the court date? You always saying there's a trespass on me from everywhere. Let's go. Yeah, I'm showing up for everybody trespassing. And we going to reopen all these links to these addresses for like that. Okay. We're going to just write you a warning. No, it's not a court date. It's not a You don't have to go to court for this. Write you a trespass and then you just take off. That's it. They're simply saying that if you return to every mother like the morning miss and stop that dumb. Well, if you do that, you will get none of that. I already passed the ball when I was in the seventh grade. Tiana Caligorakus in Pennsylvania. This student, I told her what I know. I don't know her name. All the gifted students know what I know. We know. And we know we have a right to remain silent. But everybody want to know what I am not. Don't ask me. I don't confirm or deny nothing. I confirm that got something to say. She was in here last night doing the same stuff. Asian's Nick. Was she here all night or did she leave and then come back? No, she was here last night. 6:30 and then she left and then she just came back like 45 minutes ago. Okay. Shakira, are you still staying off of Dundy? What happened? Do you need a ride back to your house? No. No. Well, I know it's raining. We want to make sure you're you got a safe place to stay. Fantastic. You don't have to make sure of anything cuz every time I call the mother house, I'm sick of y'all mother. Okay. Well, like I explained, I'm missing you. You a trespass. Okay. Blah blah. So, if you don't if you don't leave, who cares? If you don't leave right now, you're going to jail. Mhm. Yeah. Make me. Listen, we are we already gave you the trespass. At my work, they don't hand out the mics over here, baby. It's like at my work they don't hand out papers. I'm always outside of me me and my boss. They're like, "Listen, if you come back, you got to deal with this point at me. I'm a spider monkey. I love catching thieves. I love busting them. Oh, I start to shake really bad. Somebody just making a mess in my store." Fur Missile, you know we love you. You got to stop that. Yeah. Stop. Okay. We love you. We love you. You're always here. But anyway, when my boss thinks somebody's trying to shoplift or do something sketchy, he screams Chihuahua. And I'm down. I am the Chihuahua spider monkey on Mountain Dew. Spider monkey on Mountain Dew. Yeah. Teadella nights. I'm the spider monkey on Mountain De. At this point, you got to start making efforts to leave. Can Can we do that today? One. We going to make the effort and I'm going to watch that everywhere she goes. And I'mma send a troop to patrol her. You want to You want to start going that way you don't get arrested? Who cares? Who really gives a Cuz I went over there to the mother watermelon flea bag. Didn't want to do this. St. Mrs. the Paul fish market, flea market, whatever. Watermelons. I go over there to the lodge. I'm a member of the Legion. Every veteran knows me. Secure. You've already been trespassed from this location. Can we start moving along? That way you don't get yourself arrested or any in any trouble. Please just go. Please back the off. We're trying to get you to leave. That's all it is. Trying now. We going get multiple triple mother homicide unit. So you're not going to leave? I'mma stand right mother till my mother ride up. I'm going to have to advise against that. I'm stand right here. All right. So I'm going to place you in c right now because under arrest. Who cares? We should Don't push me. I just have to pause right here to say firm missile, we love you. Poor fella needs attention. I'm sorry. I don't want to neglect you. I know you're awesome. Why not? I'm trying to You know it's getting serious when she gets the drunk knock going. Um I have to leave my chair. Oh no. All right. Wonder I'm not dropping nothing. If you touch me, man. Woman, you [ __ ] [ __ ] [Music] It take more than that to bring down Kong and you keep on paying me. Thanks. Baker cuz I already called my lawyer Nathan Dy if you again. All right. You going to have to let me put you in cuffs. I'm in cuffs. A All right. Come on. No, you're not going to touch me. You're not going to violate me at all. Lay on your stomach for what? That's under arrest. You're violating my human rights. Stoping me. [Applause] You will not hurt me. You are not allowed to touch me. Lawyer. Oh, it looks pretty drunk. Take me to jail. I post toasty bail. Let's run GTM mother crazy cuz both is vog. They trespect every black person that walks in or out of a building. Thanks for being here, Byron. Hello. And I'm pregnant. Comment on like video. Hardly ever on your feet. Come on. Glad you made it. Period. You tired rodeo cowboy. Now you violated my human rights. John's fire. [Music] Unfortunately, I'm a pro at this point. Who cares? Thank you so much. $2. Grab my taser. Grab everything you want. Cuz when the hospital show up, they going to be in a stretcher. Are you going to help us get you up? I haven't. How am I going to help you when I told you to back away so I can walk right emoji? You don't give a We going to go with this from when you mother period. Don't grab her titties out. I'm not moving. I'm not resisting. Y'all the ones that pay me, right? You know I got nerve damage in my foot. I'm legally blind without Thanks. I just paused this to say fistle, we love you. Yes. Now you want to sit here and show like you own me, right? her chest. Please disrespectful about no son. Don't pull out of me. Leave it in. I want documented pictures with DNA link to the epylactic seizures from Sarah and go is killing people. Don't pull out of me mother bro. No, you're not going to kill me. I'm glad we saved you, Carrie, but not in my head. Don't touch me. No, you going to force me. You won't force me. No, you're not going to pull I said stop touching me. You know that's what we do, honey. The other ones. That's very cute. The other ones are now in your face. It's going to be a total blackout. Everybody's going to die now. Every man that has ever loved me, every child that has ever nursed from me loves me. I have six grandchildren now confirmed from one bloodline and my are engorged. Yeah. It's been about 6 months actually back there. If you call some friends and make them and we break 25K, you'll get a speed. What's up guys? She may not. You'll do it just for fun. Where the stretch at? Yes, you do. You got a Okay, now call 12. Call 12. Call 911 cuz it's about to be a massive genocide. I love the com. They going to stalk your own. I can't stand up. I ain't stand up. Out. You see what I do? You see what I do with every single You do what you like, not what you want. So you going to carry me around like a flea bag. Wonderfully. Hold on. I'm not getting that 24 now. Most of the people watching are already I warned her not to talk. I wanted her not to touch more videos. Stop commanding me to do no. I don't want bro. We're going to take this to the hospital. It's already paid for. Mhm. And if I end up dead, I'll be at the funeral home. And if I don't have a board and route to the jail, the starting is in the the narrative. I'll be transporting for 433. She was charged with trespassing, battery, and resisting arrest with violence. All right. So, there's that one. Like I said, I don't really like to I don't I don't like to feel like I'm punching down on the mentally ill, but that was a ma'am. Okay. Um let's see what else we got. Okay, that's that that'll probably be our grand finale. Okay, I'm going to do that one next. Rust strap. Video game controller hobbles along unhappily with a broken arm. Oh no. I don't know what that means, but wait. Say it again. Video game controller hobbles along unhappily with a broken arm. I don't know. I'm um I've had a little too much booze already to um be able to put together a a a subtle quip or a um a pun or something. That is my fault. My bra is not working with me tonight. Oh, dig it. Legal fiction. She was entertaining. Hope she gets help. I hope she does. I I hope she's finds the right combination of therapy and or medication to She needs a psych to help her live a more um a more happy life. I I I really do. Oh [ __ ] look at my hair. I can see a side of schizophrenic cuz my granny has that. improve. Have you not seen your drunk knot compilation? Ashley gets her drunk not her drunk knot going. You know it's going to be a good night. Hey guys, what do you think about me having bangs? Oh, hell no. Yeah, let's go make a nut. I'm about to lose a bra. Uhoh. It's going to be a good night. We might end this [ __ ] earlier tonight. No, we're not. My fans need me. They don't need your titties. No, they I didn't say titties. I said they need me. Okay. God, get your head out of the go. Let me get my head out of Oh, [ __ ] I did not mean to do that. Mhm. All right. Um, this next one before I get too goofy, I didn't miss any chats or supers or nothing. Wow. All right. So, this one, I don't know if anybody sent it to me or not. I came across this last night. I know I watched it last night. It's serious for most of it, but um there is a a nice little acrite takedown. So, we're we're going to do a serious one first and then we're going to have some more fun with some of these other ones. Oh, it's like crybaby. So, we're going to change that. Change that cry baby to this one. On the morning of December 2nd, 2023 in Mount Pleasant, Wisconsin, police received several 911 calls about an unknown man breaking into an apartment complex. Once inside, he forced his way into a resident's apartment, destroying a good example of startling everyone in the complex. The first two officers on scene were about to get a stark reminder of why proper training is critical. 27. I'll be out. I don't know. It's I'm going to back down. No, but you might get a little anxious. 27. Can I have my cover stepping up? And got a lot of destruction out here. Okay. What happened? Right. I don't know. He's just trying to push me. That's the path right now. Yeah. He there. This guy in here. Hey, her apartment over there. Which one? On the right. The guy from here. Hold on. Hold on. Rust for another $2. You just take your bra off. Don't pull your shirt up. No. My belly button start itching really bad. That's never happened. So, I freaked out. Russ, thank you so much. Very much appreciate it. Dennis Samuels, 1999. Wanted to try to throw throw outfits your game. I don't understand. Type it again. I'll pull it back up. I'm not exactly sure what you mean, but then again, we've been drinking. I don't get it. PWL made us take a shot. He didn't make us, but we couldn't resist taking a shot because his generosity much. I thought I saw another one down here somewhere. No, I don't know. But I don't know where big this one. Yep. Stop here. They're smashing up everything. Okay. All right. Go. Go that way. Go that way. Well, I'm going downstairs. Go the hell away, people. Apparently, there's a dangerous situation. Just go. All right, but just go again. Hey. Hey, please. Stop. Back up. Back up. You want to play? Back up. Put your hands behind your back. Put your hands behind your back. No. Really? I knew you would. 27. I got a taser point. Put the I can't put the cane down. [Music] Put the down. You want to do this [ __ ] [Music] I don't want to do this. I'm asking you. 27. Where's my back? Thank you, sir. Glad you're here. Be sure and subscribe. you out with her taser. I don't think so. Taser. Taser. Taser. Oh, no. I was talking about the uh old people that decided it was more important cuz Get down on the ground. Yeah. Get down on the ground. I'm definitely y'all. I love you. Do it now, sir. All right. What? Get on the ground. I'll tell you what. I'll be right back. Taser deployed a second time. Taser deployed a second time. Okay. Um when you first see that it did when I first saw it anyway. Um you're like, "Oh, that probably hurt a little bit." He hit her with that. But look at the condition. You can't see it right now. You'll see it here in a second. Look at the condition of the cane that he threw at her. That hit her really hard. Look at that. Look at that damn thing. If you're going to sling a cane that is built to, you know, withstand some weight and it's going to mangle and wrap around that much just from impact. That hurt like hell. I guarantee you it did. Russ with another $2. Hello. Thank you, sir. Send more. Step it up. Get in until it's time for Captain Lock. [Music] Happy rescue. Get on the ground. I can hear it. Get on the All right. Before it gets too two two more involved. There's a little bit of a lull there. Derfwood 1969 gifted Tim memberships. Thank you, Derwood. That is very much appreciated. You are awesome, my friend. Again, if you're watching, make sure that you're subbed. Um the videos are much different than the um the live streams are, but the live streams are a hell of a lot of fun. I got to admit [ __ ] ground. Get on the ground. Get on the ground, sir. I would be hollering. Whatever you do, do not answer that freaking door. Just have a seat, man. What the [ __ ] are you saying? Whatever is going on, we can talk about this. I'm glad you made it. Get the [ __ ] away from me. What are you doing that for? Better get the [ __ ] away from me. That little water ain't [ __ ] Stop whatever the [ __ ] you got in your hand. You better get the [ __ ] back. Oh, wait. That's supposed to just click. Why didn't you click? Sir Phillip gifted five memberships. Thank you so much, my friend. Thank you. And big shout out to the new members. Hello [Music] They need to prop that door open. There you go. We've tasered him twice. Nothing's working. We may or may not get through this. Ladybug for $5. Just recently found your channel and love it. Thanks for the fantastic commentary and video. Thanks for watching. Glad you Thanks. Glad you enjoy it. There's a bug in here. He's still police department. Get on the ground. Get on the ground now. I like this cop ain't [ __ ] around. I like get on the ground. They got him. Of course, we're going to do that. Get on the ground. surgery. I know that that cop that just got there wasn't [ __ ] around. I saw one. Oh, wait. I got Ladybug already. Rust for $5. I'm getting to that one. Trust me, I'm getting to that one. Might as well get the thing out. PWL, another $200 super chat. Another shot, please. Yes, sir. Anything for you, sir? Baby, you don't have to do this. I absolutely have to do this. Oh, you mean him? No. No, you absolutely don't have to do that. You No, but that's thankful for it. Yeah, that's straight up insanity. Um, thank you so much. Let me po a couple more. Cute little We're going to die tonight. You guys discuss amongst yourselves who's gonna inherit the channel after we're both dead. I was going to bequeath it to her, but it looks like she's coming with me. No, I think I'm good. I'm not slurring my words yet. I just don't know how to say [ __ ] You're absolutely sluring. Well, a lot of things I can't say because, you know, up in a holler, you don't learn proper words. So, um, PWL I really wish I had a pen to write that down. Look, I got my husband's phone. Oh, no. She knows my code. No, you don't need that. I'm not even slurring my words. Hold on. What is it? P WL. PWL. P I haven't seen you around before. I don't know if you're new or if your name was different or if you've been lurking or what, but Oh [ __ ] I don't know. God damn, dude. Really? Wait. P No. W. Nope. W. You're trying to act like you ain't even buzzed and you're not even All right. Ready? Holy Lord. All right, PWL. This is for you, buddy. You're going to kill us. Tell the kids we love them. I got my nose. Woo. [Music] Yeah. Well, Kafar and Katie Zet are alcoholics. I'm kidding. You know, I love them. They're some of my besties. They're They're much better at drinking than we are, though. Why is your turn up? All mine's yellow and green. Well, because mine's scrolled up and they just come in different colors. I know. Chester Myers for $2. Thank you. I'm glad you love it. Make sure you're subscribed. What about Wait. Oh, never mind. It's a show. Ashley's dumb criminals. I offered to make her a channel and run it for her, but she won't let me. Yeah, I'm into art. I'm not into this. She's a drawer and a painter and not much of a streamer or a YouTuber. What am I looking for? And I got my own little studio. Legal Fictions Dumb Criminals has a nice ring to it. Well, you know, you'll have to negotiate that with PWL because he has absolutely earned anything and everything from this channel. Absolutely. My ears are ringing. PWL, thank you. My ears are ringing. Colin, for $10 super chat, I'll take the channel and teach Chester Cat how to do things. All right, Colin's in contention. What's that mean? It means he's one of the top people. Okay. Yeah, [Laughter] this is going to end so badly tonight. I don't know what's going on. Oh god. Yeah. Um Colin sent me probably 40 subs or something like that. I haven't I'll check the count here in a second, but thank you for your raid, buddy. It's very much appreciated. And yay. Yeah, I I tried to get people to go watch your live earlier, but you know how um channel posts go. Some may not see it for two, three days. Anyway, thank you, Colin. Very much appreciated. I'll get you back, brother. You know I will. I already known. Am I missing anything? One just came up. Russ is nickel and dime. Nickel. Did it be a Russ is nickeling and dimeming us to death. Thanks again, Russ. Oh, you're amazing, brother. Much appreciated. Sparkle Poots doing a little drinking, too. Oh, hell yes. I've done more than a little. We should not have pregamed. I didn't know it was going to be like this. Me neither. God. Me neither. It's I'm lit. Bang the gavl for $9.99. Thank you so much. Very much appreciated. I just want to get my hair right. Damn it. What happened to your drunk knot? You're good at the drunk. I'm trying, but I don't have enough room to like Well, you got too much hair, too. I mean, you're due for a trim that my daughter's going to do. I'm due for a trim, too, because there's like a little bit of fuzz in there. I love it. All right. Am I missing anything? Yeah. Sparkle Poots. Who uh who may or may not be in charge of y'all's youngans tonight? Well, the girl is staying with a friend and the boys are with their mother. I hope. But yeah, they're not in the the household at the moment. No. I mean, our daughter could come in at any time because she's in the neighborhood, but she knows better to come in here. And whether she did or not, but we know we would not be anywhere near this condition if any of them were home. Trust us on that one. This is hell. This is a rarity to be rid of all three of them at the same time. Well, thanks to what? PDL. PD. What? PDL for the two shots at PWL. PWL PWL. It's all your fault, brother. Thank you. I mean, I thank you so very much because we're gonna have a fun evening after this. Chris winking face 99 cents. That's probably an actual It is an actual emoji, but on on reream it comes through as winky face. Byron $2 super chat. Thank you, brother. Very much appreciated. Thank you. What are we looking at here? I don't know. We go get Oh my god. Um, El Vra. Oh, I thought the kids I thought there were kids playing when Ashley ran to the potty. My bad. No, it's probably just me giggling like a kid. You It happens. I'm gonna hit play on this though because I shouldn't get a refill, but I'm due for one. So, we're going to do that. Anyway, um yeah, I'm glad the super cop showed up when the taser actually was effective that time. Give me your [ __ ] hands. set up that also. Do you need the guys? We're done with what we can. Oh, no. You don't need you. All right. Bring it. If you move, you'll be tased again. You understand me? This is the taser. If you move, you'll be tased. All right, everybody. All right. Are you all right? Never had a Elvid officer. Copy that. And was it affirmative on the ramp? Does it not look like it's still early? We are on the second of our five videos that I not counting the bonus ones that I always bring. We're out of polar bears. Police department. Thanks, guys. The door is locked. Okay. It's Cody $15 super chat. Okay. No one told me there would be shots and titties. I'm all in now. Nobody should have to tell you that. I mean, that should be a given. If I'm here, there's going to be shots, titties, pigs, and I don't know what else. She ain't showing the titties, though. That's the That's That's for the only fans. But, but the one [ __ ] Only fans. I'll tell you about later. Okay. I mean, [ __ ] So, I'm making money. Jamie Lee super sticker. Hippo character falling to the ground in dramatic way, bursting into tears. That's so [ __ ] cute. It looks really cool on the YouTube chat. Oh, I want I love hippos. Hopefully it came across awesome on the the chat because that's all that came in on that one. I love hippos. Don't know, baby. You do. Hippos are like the most dangerous animals in the world. Yeah. And I love the most dangerous. I like raccoons. Love pawsums, guys. Love them. Hippos. Holy Lord. Yeah, I want to send him videos of possums, raccoons, hippos, whatever. That way he can send to me. Okay, Jamie Lee, thank you for the super chat. You're amazing. Thank you. We are at 24,971. So, we're still 29 away from the goal. It It was a lofty goal to get there tonight, but that is it's still possible. It could still happen. Um I don't know when we can do this again. We'll have to figure it out. Even if it's just like a short small one, we will we will do a thank you once we hit 25K. If we don't do it tonight, it could happen tonight still. Now, this is going to be my last Actually, hippos are more dangerous than horses because people think hippos are cute, but they are so territorial and absolutely they will eliminate you if you come close. Yep. Do not walk in their path. Shut the [ __ ] up, man. Hey, you shut the [ __ ] up. Which one? Oh, you know, we have a rep ourselves. We don't need uh one of theirs. I got 114. Exactly. Wafens, let's get there. There you go. It will happen. God, I hope. You did it. So what? Look at all that damn tree. [ __ ] [ __ ] ass. No, I know. I know. You want to play? No. If y'all want to see my dumb ass get tased again, y'all will be calling friends and telling them to come sub to this [ __ ] so we can break 25K. I'll tase him. I'm just saying I will tase him good. Don't tase me good. I mean, well, we're doing a little one. Uhhuh. All right, [ __ ] it. It's been a good enough night. If we uh You're drunk. You ain't going to feel much of it. I am drunk. I will feel all of it tomorrow. I'll rub your butt cheek. It's okay. I will rub it hard. That makes it all better. Vicky Johnson gifted 10 memberships. Thank you. Thank you, Vicki. You're awesome. So awesome. I think I might be drunk. No [ __ ] No, really. I know. No [ __ ] Oh, let's keep this going. Hold on. Ow. [Music] Sparkle Boots for $2 for Ashley's hair therapist. Yeah, thank you. Yeah, I need one. I have so much hair. It's so heavy. It won't stay up in a Go ahead and brag, why don't you? Oh, [ __ ] off. But my hair is so heavy. It My hair bows doesn't hold on much. So, I have to keep replying. You should see me at work. Buck wild $2 US super chat. Um I just I got the email. I saw that someone sent me a video link, but I haven't got a chance to check it out yet. So, um maybe tomorrow. Uh we're on vacation and we're going to be gone for a few days. So, the next day or two, I'm going to be cranking out some videos for um um pre-release, I guess, if I'm able to [ __ ] function tomorrow. You guys are killing me. But um yeah, um I I'll check out your email. I'll see what I'll see what you got. Um Oh, Ki T and or my other mobs if mobs if you guys want. talking is hard if you guys want to um throw up my Discord link again. There's um there's a video submissions channel on there and I usually go through those almost always, but I'm horrible at Discord, so I may or may not be able to get back with you. Burping. Lawrence Parks I $10 super chat. Thank you, my friend. Thank you. There's one that I seen. I I didn't get the name. So, Russ 50 bucks for a nutcase. Ash. Hell no. She'll do it for a lot cheaper than 50 bucks, but I won't do it for cheaper than 300. No, I won't do it. PWLs, don't start because I'm not going to do it for you because I ain't doing it for nobody. Somebody's got deep pockets and they're going freaking crazy on us. No, I Oh, no. Hell no. Lawrence, $10 super chat. Thank you very much, my friend. Even though there's no baby makers in here, but I like it. Yeah, I'm snipped and um I couldn't be happier. Me, too. Chris, for $10, we are both rich and famous from this channel. You will remember us little folk like me and Cheshure Cat, Colin, Carrie T, and folks whose name starts with a C. [ __ ] we got y'all. I It'd be awesome to be rich and famous from this, but honestly, I would be happy to be able to do this and only this full-time as my job and not have to go to a not have to go to a job job every day. He wants to retire from his actual job to do this. Me, I still have to work. You don't you don't have to, but you would choose to. She would work even if we won the lottery because she ain't got no sense. I am a workaholic, guys. Like like my dad. God, I love him. And I have to work or I'm bored. What's the point of sitting home all day doing nothing, cleaning, taking care of the kids? Okay, if he's home, he can do that [ __ ] right? I And you could retire and do something else. You could do something fun. No, I do my art. You could paint. Yes, I If I'm retired and you're retired, you could paint. But I could paint and I'll make a fool of myself in front of these people. Guess what? I work a 6 to2 job. I'm a manager at a cafe. So, I make $181 an hour. Who's going Who's going to do that? [Laughter] I make bank. Sharon Nestle for $10. Y'all are funny when you're lit. 25K, here we come. Yep. Yeah. Uh, Lawrence for $2. Don't lean on me, woman. No, I just wanted to kiss. Oh, you're not allowed to be drunker than me. I'm not I don't think I don't think you are either. One for the win. He's drunker than me. Thanks for the $2, buddy. Appreciate it. You okay? Cut in Virginia. $2. Ship a dog with a big smile on his face tilting his head. Is that what? Wait, wait. Say it again. That's Oh, it's a super sticker. Go on, go on yours and look for it cuz it probably looks really cool. Oh, there it is. Oh. Oh, yeah. Reream doesn't do the super stickers, so we got to go to the the actual YouTube chat to see them. That's really cool looking. You guys in chat, you got to see it. Um, it doesn't come up when we highlight it though. That is the cutest thing. Thank you, cat. Yeah, I really loved it. Okay, can we finish this? Um, shut the [ __ ] up. All right, now Russ again. You're awesome. Thank you, bud. Why don't you uh stay upstairs for another there? There was an incident. Hey, John, do you want to get him out of here? Let's give him a wrap. That's the rap coming. Yeah. Ask her name. Oh, we ain't never going to get done with this one. Another squid gifted Tim memberships. Thank you, Squid. Very much appreciated. You guys are killing us, man. And we love it. Hey, did you take something today? Is your Yes, sir. I'm doing well. You maintain it. Good. The story is bananas. In a minute. Okay. We get it on your foot in a second. Okay. I'm not going to have you walking through the glass. I'm going to re I love you, Russ. You don't want to know. How you doing? You got to help me out here if you want this shoe on. All right. Take a breath. Hey. Hey, man. What you ask? Did you ask me? How you doing, man? Hold on, man. I just had three surgeries. All right. Underground. Okay. Okay. Okay, man. Roll out of your stomach. All right, hang tight. All right, come on, man. All right, lift up. All right, lift up again. Walker. All right. Rolling back in the 14. Your granny was in the rat. Yeah. Her schizophrenic. Yeah. It was bad. Um, she kicked $4.99. PWL again. Confirm Ashley is armed and I'll drop the hammer. Dude, you've dropped so many hammers tonight. I wouldn't I wouldn't ask you to to do that. Listen, thanks to you, PWL. He's getting tased. Shut the [ __ ] up. No, you have no say. We didn't make the We didn't make the the subscriber goal yet. I don't give a [ __ ] I don't. He deserves you being tased. He does. He absolutely does. PWL, I'll take one for you. Damn. But I'm on vacation. I can't be injured during vacation. Actually, this is the opposite. Can I get you in the butthole? No, you're not tasing me in the goddamn butthole. What's wrong with you? That would be a Come on. You got both cheeks. What's left? I ain't doing the nut sack. No, you can get me like in the leg or something. But hole. You're not tasing me in the butthole. Ashley has spoken. Damn it. It's the butthole. Maybe near. Carry not. Cy, I used to like you. Maybe near it. Like Russ for another $2. Thanks, buddy. They know what they came to see. Thank you guys. I love you all because cuz she hates me and you guys are encouraging her. You're a bunch of enablers and I hate you all. Baby, I [ __ ] love you more than anything besides my children. My three children. Yeah, I love you more than two of the children. Yeah, I get that. Oh, wait. I hit the wrong one. Legal fiction. How many subs to go? We are at 28. That's a bunch. All right. Go with video. All right. Now, let's roll. Let's roll. Forget that whole last conversation you ever had. It's okay. I love you. Sorry. All right, man. It don't matter. It don't matter. Chopped the can through the can. I tell you what, not okay, [ __ ] Okay. You don't want help? You don't want to go to the hospital? Yeah. Hey, you got some keys for this? No. Can somebody loosen these up? Wrong one. Just a little bit [ __ ] Yes, man. [Applause] You are leaning in a little harder. I'm trying to prevent you from fall. It don't matter the [ __ ] up. for you. You're a carrot. Yeah. Right back. I hate you. Absolutely. My ear. He threw up my step. He threw it into my French kitchen. I was opening my door and he just pushed me into my apartment. I'm not even watching the video. I'm not anywhere. And then he threw my computer. He threw my pantry. He tried attacking her. He threw a foot stool into my ribs. Now they got to get the damn cameras. He attacked me, too. He came into my apartment. It was coming in my apartment. Lot of people. He threw my computer. He was throwing the cabinets from the pantry. He hit me with the foot stool from the kitchen to the dining room. Very much appreciate. Is okay. Yeah, he tried. He drove in my apartment. He saw me in the hallway. I said, "No." And I ran. Well, I ran to pet store and called the police. He after he started attacking me, she was in my bedroom. He attacked her and she tried to Are you okay? She's okay. Do you need ambulance? Check you out. I think I'm okay with my my ear. The rib. Come with me to my apartment. See what he did. I I just ran out of there cuz he was going nuts. Look at what he did to my apartment. Oh, he you open your not allowed to like her more than you like me. All the wrong I've worked so hard to build this channel and take it home. This was in my bedroom. You went out that way. Of course, I was sleeping on here. I had a guest in my bedroom. My big 27 made the go. 27 computer my gave me my computer it was right here that that burn was out there but that chair he threw it into me from the kitchen into my ribs I was standing where you are into my ribs from the kitchen the suspect a 55-year-old named Eric was treated at a local hospital and later transported to the rine county jail he was charged with battery on a law enforcement officer three counts of discharging bodily fluid on an officer, criminal damage to property, disorderly conduct, two counts of battery, and resisting an officer. Molly fluids on an He was given a $2,500 cash bond and later found guilty on three of the nine charges. I don't know. I didn't watch it. Well, I'm hoping it was piss. I'm not What's going on here? All right, close that one. That's a tea, lady. Okay. Um, I'm going to do that one next. I was going to save that for the grand finale, but um, 21 Minutes of Taser Karma for the World's Stupidest Criminals by Body Cam Ninja. I don't know. Avalanche and Broncos fan. Yeah. Yeah. You have nothing to say. You go, Ashley. I am. I am gonna have to pee again because me too. Y'all done [ __ ] around and got me intoxicated. God damn it, Chris. [ __ ] you realize that there are 200 people sitting around their screens rooting for the poor man to get zapped. What was the world come to? We are a fun group, ain't we? Love you, Ashley. I love you, Chris. I love you so much, Chris. Thanks for the super chat. I got to piss. Well, go piss. Go piss and I'll ramble on about nothing until you get back and then I'm going to piss. Oh my god, guys. You guys are you you guys are just [ __ ] driving me nuts. I wasn't expecting this night to outdo last week, but somehow it has. I just You guys have just been insanely supportive. I appreciate each and every one of you. All my 24,000. Hold on, let me look. Let me check this. 24,973 subscribers. And you guys tonight that haven't subbed yet, you need to do that. And you guys that love to see me getting shitfaced drunk and tased and abused because nobody really loves me. You guys just love watching me suffer. Todd Wooten, $5. Imagine having discharging bodily fluids on your background check. Yeah, that'd be kind of rough. That would be good. Yeah. Where is All right. All right. Watch that one. Got you. What? Baby's got you. Oh, thank you, Norland. She just come with like two arm loads of beer cuz she hates me too. It's okay. What's this one? I think I kind of want to play this. Okay, I'm gonna play this one while I go to pee. No. Yeah. Yeah, because this this will be cool. You'll like this. Um if any of you people buy alcoholic beverages except you, you're not allowed to participate in this um competition. It's not a competition. It's a um I don't know, some kind of a thing. My kids are riding up. Somebody call Dave Gro because he's going to need to get involved into this. Every time somebody gets called a foo, you guys have to take two drinks. I don't make the rules, but I make the rules. So So I have to take a drink. No, not you. Okay, good. cuz it's where is the uh am I on the right one? I don't know. Um [Music] I think it's this one. Oh my god. What's going on? I don't know if this is the right one or not. Where she at in the room? [Applause] Every time he The cops got called because um there was a woman that is injured or needs an ambulance or has some kind of a thing that needs emergency help. And the cops show up and they're upset that the cops came before the ambulance. That always happens, by the way. The cops will come first. They're closer. They drive faster. They'll be there first. Go. She breaks another window or anything. Yeah. She cut her arm as far as I know. Thank you, Scorp. You can do Hold on. Give me a sec. All right. I'll be back. Watch this one until I get back. No, I can't. No, I cannot. Yes, you can. See, I can wash. No, you're not washing hands right now. Come on. Can I wash? No, we don't need cops right now, man. I I don't know much, man. I was just called from my brother because she was breaking windows and then all I know is she need ambulance. She's No. All you guys get out of here. We don't need officer. We need an ambulance what they're doing. No, I'm not going to come until we talk. Look, look at her. Look at her. You [ __ ] I you call them Charlie. You want to be a snitch together. She'sing here all day. That's my man. She didn't do anything. And he didn't do anything. And get off of him. Taser. Taser. Taser. Get off me. No, baby. Get off me. Get him. You want another [ __ ] We called you to not you guys. I love you. I didn't do anything. I love you. I love you. Just girl. He loves her. People just don't understand how much they love you. Don't put the pressure on. Oh, here comes a rant. I can't wait. I don't know what happened, but they said she cut her wrist on the window. She's bleeding. Uhhuh. And he's holding it tight. Uhhuh. in like a lover would do. And then he's like, "I need an ambulance. I need an ambulance." But the cops know what they're doing. They could turn it if it's a main artery. Right. Right. But they focus on him more than her. And she's the one [ __ ] bleeding. Well, I I understand he's in a RA, but why not have another cop? They had at least seven on him and then laid her down. Well, here's the thing with that. He is making it harder to focus on her because he's taking their focus away from her. Yes. And if it was a severe enough and a heavy enough bleeding that they would be on her and be doing tourniquets and all that stuff, but they said she's bleeding maybe a little, maybe a lot. It's probably superficial, but if it's not safe for them to intervene and help, they're not going to. They have to make sure that it's safe for them to help. They don't know what he's going to do. Okay. But they never looked at her arm. They did. As I seen, they did. Yeah. Look at it like this. If we If we weren't here watching, we would be at a bar getting drunk and trying to pick up the opposite sex. This way, we don't we don't wake up with the hangover. They do. Much better. Yes. That's good thinking. [ __ ] love it. My hangovers. Yeah, I'm her coyote ugly and I [ __ ] love it. Legal fiction. 20 bucks. This is Shane's channel. So, he's the only one who decides where in his groin Ashley's gonna tell you. No, this is my [ __ ] channel. My [ __ ] channel for tonight. Legal fiction. It's all me. You see what you guys did? Thank y'all. I hope y'all are happy. Okay, I'll sue you. You're going to get it again if you don't comply. What's wrong with you? They were trying to check for them to come by the sit down and you hit it. [Music] She's put pressure on you. If you don't really I'm over here trying to calm down anything. Yeah, you're already Hold on. Are we lagging? Is that what's going on, people? No. I think it's not coming across clear. Give it a second. I'll um slow it down for a second. $2 Ross. That's Russ. He's at it again. Back to his shenanigans. Russ, Russ, Russ. Thanks again, Russ. Thank you. Really love you guys. I really do. Sharon, you absolutely did create a monster. It's all y'all's fault. I don't even get a channel anymore. No, she abuses me. She tases me. She takes my [ __ ] It's all y'all's fault. This is going to be his channel for a while. I'm taking an absence for a while to do my art career. I ain't gonna make no money out of it. But it it's what makes me happy, guys. So happy. He's finally got my studio set up, my desk, my chair, my lighting, and everything. And yeah, it cost me all that [ __ ] to get her to come on last time. No, it didn't. But everything I need, I have. So, I will take an absence. I'm sorry, guys, but when y'all really want me on, let him know. They're going to really want you on every day. Maybe they love you. But it's just I need to focus on me, my happiness. Okay, guys. I love you all. I really do. Thank you all for all you do. But this makes me happy. Yes. But my art makes me I'm covered in paint when I'm done. Ain't honey. Yeah. Like it's every in my mouth. Like I just she's paint. I I eat paint cuz I'm not thinking just slurp it off and dip it again and start painting. That's my passion. You share any with him, baby? They're they're asking about your arts. I don't have nothing right now. No. I mean, except for what I made for myself. PWL says every live. So, you're going to be here every live. Sorry. He's in charge. All right. Well, I will try to be, but if I'm on a project, I will not be here. I'm sorry. My happiness is more than all y'all, if you know what I mean. Thank you. A little bit. Yes, Mr. Nice. Yeah, a little bit. Yeah, we are. But this has come from my heart. Bang the gavl gifted 20 memberships. Thank you so much. You're incredible. Thank you. You guys have been too generous tonight. I don't even know what to say. You guys have absolutely [ __ ] killed it. My hair looks what? Like one of your action figures. I thought it was, but it was my [ __ ] hair. Yeah, your hair is kind of out of control, babe. I was I wasn't going to say anything. it. I can't. I'll be right back. All right, we're going to watch some of this one. I don't give a fool. There ain't nothing over. She's still bleeding, fool. N you just trying to stop fighting or you going to get it again? You [ __ ] ass [ __ ] You think I was scared of police? That fool didn't do He took me to his house. He was a good man. He never hit me. He never disrespected me. No. The good man. You take that man. He never disres. Get your hands off me. Stop. Relax. Don't touch me. He didn't touch me. He never hurt me. He asked for an ambulance because I cut myself. And if you want to take me, take me. Don't you dare touch me. We're going to get you medical help. I will sue you. I just need you to calm down. Okay, I'll calm down. You good? Okay. You guys are some [ __ ] huh? All right. I don't remember the last sub count. I think we lost like 10. We're at 24,963. So, that is 27 left. 100%. Where's the ambulance? You're going to get it again. Where's the ambulance, sir? On their way. Where? Stop. They're not going to come until you calm down. Ass [ __ ] Yeah. Yes. Want to get your medical? Don't touch him. You let that man go. He didn't do to me. You ask his brother right now. You ask his brother. He didn't do his brother. Actually called youers because I was acting crazy. Don't you dare take it. I want to get Okay. Give me middle C. Go do what you do. I'm sorry, Andy. You His brother did you to me and he never has and he never hurt me. He's always on time for me. He's a good man to me. And I'm a jealous [ __ ] So you better make sure that this fool I did to me. We may not get I will sue you, fool. I'll sue my mama's. All right, pause this. Let me jump to this. PW said, "Can we talk about art, Ashley?" [ __ ] yes. Okay. Um, just go this way back. Y'all don't know what y'all just did. [Laughter] No, I don't know where this came from, but pretty butterflies. It's on styrofoam. Wait, I don't know how to do a camera, but I love drawing in styrofoam. Okay, guys. Left is right, right is left. That's how you do on camera. I don't know left and right. You know that. And I've been working on this for maybe five years for my sister. If y'all could see it. Yeah. It's not going to get done. And it's kind of a cluster. [ __ ] Lizette, it's cool. We're all over the place. It's great. This one I don't know. Do I I don't know how to draw um sunflowers, but I was trying. So, there's that. You got to draw the thingy on the sunflower. Well, I can't draw sunflowers. I have to. And you know you can. And don't ask me what the hell this is because after we got together and got married for Valentine's Day, he bought me all kinds of tinsils and oil paint. I don't know how to work. It turns out oil paint's a lot harder to work with than you would think. It is hard to get off your skin. Like I was red and green and everywhere. That's cool as hell though. You can't say it's not. Look at that. I don't know what I'm doing with it. And this one is for my great niece Linen that passed away at 6 months old. Just a little reminder even though I got pictures of her. And this one is my friend at work. Just gonna say, "Welcome to the [ __ ] show." And this one. Hold on. Time out. Buy for $10. Brother, you've been cracking me up for a long time. I feel bad that I haven't got a membership yet. I'll work on that in the meantime. Here you go. You're both hilarious. I'm having a great time. Thanks, Byron. Brian, why do I keep calling you Brian? Byron. I'm sorry. I've been doing that forever. He dunk. He dunk. I am a little bit. Okay. Can I show this one? Well, hurry up. We got criminal stuff to show. This one. Well, they want to see my art, [ __ ] Some of them. But this one my daughter approved of. I don't know how the [ __ ] away this Ashley Studio. It says, "This is baloney. What the [ __ ] Over. I love you most. Now get out." Chris sent a link. I don't know what that link is, but that's my art. I'm still kind of working on. All right. She n parallegal with the lawyers. What's good with you? You're going to sue my dude. Don't you touch my man. Well, you're bleeding right now. So, I cut myself a 100 times when I was young. Hey, so I don't give a So then change your job. What's good with you? You don't like your job or what, fool? Get mying man back to me cuz that man ain't do to me. He ain't never hurt me. He ain't never hurt my whole life. Hey, what's your name? You? That's my name. What's your name? You That's my name. You want it again? You're going to take me? You need to comply, man. I don't need it. We're here to help you. I'll talk to this right here. Okay, I'll talk to you. I don't want to talk to you. You can talk to You're a [ __ ] Just talk to me, man. Talk to me. Okay. Are we clear for a minute? Yeah. Get these things out of me. Who's inside? Get these things out of me. I ain't doing nothing wrong. I called for my girl. I didn't call you guys. We have to come because medical is coming too soon. All right. Look, they're right down the street. It would have been just fine, dog. We have to go and clear for him, bro. All right. That's why we were trying to get you to understand. I was 100% understanding. My girl's bleeding. Don't understand. Make a great channel, huh? Get my man back to me cuz he didn't deserve this. If anything, take me to jail and take me cuz I'm the disrespectful one. No, you right now. Yeah. Well, the hell going I pushed nobody. I was like, where's the ambulance? I'm not so we need more units. He's running. He's running. Joshua, my girl dude, please. Oh, help her. Please. Oh, help her. Baby, calm down. Please over here. Josh, I'm going with you, Josh. I'm going with you, baby. I'm going with you, babe. Okay. I'm going to go with you, baby. I swear I'm going to end up in jail, too. I love you, babe. I'm going to end up in jail, too. I Baby, you ain't never hurt me. I love you. It's okay. Just tell me to do, baby. Hey, calm down. I love you, Josh. He's okay. He's okay. I love you. I never told on you, baby. You ain't never hurt me, baby. You ain't never did to me. I cut myself, baby. I'll go tell him to talk to you. I love you. I love you, Josh. I love you. We're trying to help her, man. But you're making things worse, dude. You're nervous. You're literally making things worse. So, just shut up, bro. Calm down, man. Chill out. They can get I don't know how you think you're helping by acting like this, man. Calm down, bro. You were such a mommy. Really? I'm not the one screaming, bro. I never hurt you, Josh. You ain't never hurt me. I love you. Where's she bleeding from? Right there. Me, baby. I swear to God for you, right? I'll go to jail, boo. I love you. You're 33. I'm 25, baby. I love you. Hey, I think the cops are my tit. Just hold on. Okay, we got to we got to wrap your arms. So, my tit my tit is showing. We have to wrap your arms. Take my shirt off. We have to wrap We have to wrap your arms. Hey, my tit is showing fool. Get her on your back. Get on your camera, fool. I pick up my shirt. You're bleeding weird. Look at my tit. You don't see my tit or what? Oh, so you don't have to talk. We love y'all, too. Okay, baby. Calm down. Calm down, dude. He's trying to touch my tent. You don't even want to put it back into my shirt. A weirdo. I'm going take him to the wheel, baby. And you have a new one. You are baby my mother. I tried to pick up your shirt and then you started saying [ __ ] So no you want my He wants my They're trying to help him. He won't let babe. He wants my [ __ ] out calm down. Got you. Okay. You need to calm down. Your mom respect me. Babe, he didn't pick up my shirt. swim. My titt is out. My titty is out, babe. They don't give a [ __ ] Hopefully. Yeah, [ __ ] I do. He's a [ __ ] I don't take you, bro. I could probably take both right now, bro. It'll probably take both you to take me. You little [ __ ] Calm down, dude. My leg. Why? You are. You going to be chill? Yeah, I am 100%. You guys know I'm chill. I'm not acting chill. [ __ ] out. Hey, sit down. I'm chill. You're not going to head butt the unit cuz I'm just trying to hurt myself. Please. I ain't trying to hurt nobody. I try to hit my head just so I can calm down. I got to calm down somehow, dog. What you mean? So, you're about the unit? Yeah. So, I could calm take some kind of energy out of me. Come on. Like come on. That's what men do. Try to take energy out somehow. Come on. Like you ever have You had never had to hit something. All three. Pick my shirt up. I'm asking. I tried to pick your shirt up right now. Right now. I tried to pick your shirt. I'm not going to disrespect you if you do. I'll respect you more than the other two. So do it right now. I'm going to pick your shirt up. All right. Do Don't even tell me twice. Do it. Do it, mother. Are you turn [ __ ] people with your [ __ ] ass? Hey, you didn't do to me. You didn't do mother. We're going to go to karma these assy ass [ __ ] These dudes want to move. All right. You want to be weird. Don't complain. We're trying to fix you ass white boy. I don't like white boys. I don't like white charge. You just kicked. Yeah. Yeah. I'm going go to jail for life. I don't give a All right. Your shirt's fixed. Okay. Thank you. All right. Do you have a seat in the back of our car, please? Yes, I will. No. No. Well, you can get your phone. Okay. Right here. Jesus. Christ, dude. Got blood all over. All right. Going on back there. Another going on back there. What is it? What the is going on? Relax. Nah, Charlie. Where's the ambulance, [ __ ] I just wrapped up your chick's arm, bro. It's all good. As soon as you calm down, they're going to come. Cool. I've been calm, dog. And then it's happening. Hey, the deal. Here's the deal. You shut the up so Amnes can help your chick. You understand? Calm the down. Cool. Y'all [ __ ] huh? She does seem nice. You want me? Yeah. Cool. Yeah. You want You want her to get help or not? Shut the [ __ ] up. Oh, you're a [ __ ] I can help her. Look, bro. Talk to me, right? You good with talking to me? Yeah, I'm 100% cuz you're the cool dude, dog. All right, bro. Little [ __ ] ass. How many are there? Don't Don't [ __ ] me. All right. Look, don't put that in my face. What's up with you? You doing all right? Are you doing all right? Don't put no lights and funny stuff. Can Can we place you in the back of the car for right now? No. What's going on, bro? Oh, come on. You guys You're sitting like super. I didn't even touch you guys. I can't pull. It's fine. You guys just really asked me to get up and get in the car. And when I did it, you jumped. What's wrong with you? I can't see the other. He's watching the other ones. Nah, these guys. Huh? I'm going to jail tonight because I called the ambulance for my girls. That's not the reason. N. Yeah, that's 100% the reason. Of course, I'm going to attack the dudes that are attacking me, bro. Ain't nothing to look at. So, here's Let me Can I break it down for you? Oh, no. I I can't be lucky enough. You guys try to come in. You guys tried to take control and I'm like, where's the ambulance? Nobody did. Nothing. And then I'm like, "Nah, you guys, nothing. No, nobody's getting comforted. Nothing. We're good." And then you guys tried to grab me, pull me off the throw me on the couch. And when that happened, I bit that dude. Huh? Yeah. I bit you, [ __ ] Where you at? Where you at? [ __ ] You're not talking to him. Talk to me. Little [ __ ] ass mother. I put that. I wish I had my hands free. Fat dude. Huh? Little [ __ ] I got a rock. Female has a cut on her forearm. She's acting pretty crazy. Uh I was able to wrap it up with some gauze just to stop the bleeding. Um she's she's a handful. So she's probably not even going to want any medical attention. Oh, so you're aware. I'm from Third Street. I'm from downtown fool. What's up with you? So firefighters are here to check out. You don't want to get checked out? Okay. Okay. Well, you need So, go ahead and take Go ahead and take me. Go ahead and take me home. Put me in the Hold on. Hold on. The most important thing right now. We're not there yet. Tell your judge to people. You don't want any medical attention. Okay. Well, they're going to just ask you some questions. Okay. Well, they have to. They got called here, too. My face. You took my father from me. you. Okay. I didn't [ __ ] you. I didn't take you and your pigs. Okay. You want to talk to them? You and your pig. I don't want to talk to them fool. I hold the door and take me to jail, [ __ ] Take me to jail with you. All you and your [ __ ] officers. Take me to jail. I was the one getting abused. Let me see [ __ ] I'm third street. Oh, I totally believe you. I'd never give you a reason. Yeah, I got homies over there, too. Yeah, [ __ ] You ain't We won't get food again. You have to calm down, bro. I can't calm down, dog. It's not going to. So, I might as well keep going without going away, right? No, cuz I'm going to jail tonight, dog. But think about it, Josh. You still have to go to my dude, right? And when they play this video back, it's not going to look good for you. All right. So, take me to jail, [ __ ] Close the door. Take me to jail. Take me to jail. You think cuz you're a pig and ID and a badge. I'm just I'm just a person just like you. And I'm going too just like you. So go ahead with the cameras too. [ __ ] you want to look at my car and you I'll spit on you. I'll spit on you and go to jail for you. Don't do that. And I'll spit on you and go to jail for more charges. So what's good with you? Close the door. If you want to respect me, I can respect you. You didn't give me my shoes. You didn't give me my mother. You didn't get from me. You want to distance my name? That's my name. So you think it's funny? So you think it's funny, mother? So I caught eyes with you, mother. So you think it's funny with me? Yeah, cuz my hands are tight behind my back and my showing, huh? And I'm in a dress. So you think you're bad with me? You think you're bad or what, homies? Yeah. Get me on camera, fool. So I'mma be on camera, [ __ ] I got you, too, with your glasses. I'll kill you, [ __ ] You a threat. Yeah, you want to move too, huh, [ __ ] You don't know me, [ __ ] I'm on Third Street, [ __ ] I come from Bellas, [ __ ] You don't know that. Nobody cares where you come from. That means absolutely nothing in the real world. I believe you. Okay, so here's the deal. Take me right now, fool. You need medical attention. No, [ __ ] I don't need no medical either. I need my mother phone. Ho, I need Before you go to jail, you have before you go to jail, you have to go to the hospital. Take me to mother jail. You have to get medical. Take me to jail. I don't want to go to the mother. They have an infirmary, right, ho? No, they do. before I take you. Yeah, they do. Ho lock me the up and go away. [ __ ] you I'm scared. Is he not scared of them? Is he not scared or got you? Yo, we [ __ ] You don't daddy. You don't know my daddy. My brother take me to jail. I'm not. Thanks for all the supers. I can't wait for any I'm trying to be really hit me up. I'll buy you a beer and tell her where the 10 mother Thanks again. Thank you so much. I'll kill all you. I threatened all you I can't express for all those You're killing her. You should have been Hey, I got her, dog. It's okay. Hold on. I was trying to cut off the circulation so you don't bleed out. You hear me? And here comes these other [ __ ] Huh? They're not even over you. I hope I see. Hope you see you too, you little punk. Hey, talk to my girl. Let me out, dog. So with that, mother, you know that little punk. Go ahead and close the door cuz you on your little ID and your little camera. Cuz in camera and on court, you're going to see when I begged you not to take me and I was armed, [ __ ] Go ahead. No, you're going to get sued. You're getting sued, fool. You're going to get sued. Take me. No. That's why that's why they're here. Yeah. And you are medical. You would get my medical attention. Yeah. Oh, you tired fool. You fat fool. Get the out of me and take me. Yo, [ __ ] Take me to You think I'm a [ __ ] or what? You think I'm a [ __ ] I ain't no [ __ ] [ __ ] My father's from Mexico, [ __ ] I ain't no [ __ ] I ain't no [ __ ] I'm real from third street, right? Yeah, Third Street, [ __ ] Look at my people, [ __ ] I'm from Third Street. For sure. Hey, look. Close the door. Close the door. Officer, can you listen to me for a second? If they play your character, Close the door. Oh, they won't. They said I said they will. So, they won't. a night after this. You think we're going to make gold for lack of trying to get you [ __ ] if I wasn't in the We'll do a picture on me, [ __ ] You want to film me? So, he wants to film me, too. So, [ __ ] I look real bad. So, I got I got I'm 52. I'll take all of him. Take me to jail. Take me to it incredible. Take me downtown with make stop. All right, we're going to do this one first and then we'll do Why is it spinning? I don't know. There we go. Kids are so [ __ ] pressed. It's skinny. Russ, for another $2. Thank you, Russ. It's only coming across as the the super chat. It's not saying anything that you may have said or any stickers or anything. I don't I don't know what's going on, brother. Is too skinny. I'm concerned. It is. Can you not hear us either? We haven't been on that long. It looks like we're crashing [ __ ] This pig is willing up the bad, right? Why is it skin vein one? I don't know. I don't know [ __ ] about big. I do. No. Quick on them, though. Yeah, they're fast [ __ ] let me tell you. With my hair down as a kid, I hop on one of my clickbacks and my hair explos. Mhm. like they are fast. Thanks, Bammers. Very much appreciated. Thank you. No lights. Don't scare them. Turn the lights off, [ __ ] You just need food. You need to shake a bag of dog food. with some slot. They'll be fine. They will come right to you. Mine did at least. I've got all the um all the open tabs except for that one. Um closed. So, it shouldn't be choppy and laggy. Should actually be better than it was earlier. You could attack me right there. It's hard attack. So hard. Oh, baby. Thank you, Pam. You're amazing. I love you. Love you. I think you have to scrap and then the front leg catch them. They follow sparkle boots. The vids are playing well. Dump them and y'all do the show. Y'all are far more Okay, go the other way. Thank you. Thank you. We appreciate that. Oh my go I don't know. Is he a fluffy pig? I don't know. I don't own a pig. I'm just like I'm just talking. Oh my god. They don't know what they're doing. They need to call me. Heck of being big Wrangler. Their front legs is crunched under their pit in their You know, you know what? Um I'm on it. Kendall's asking when is the tasing. We should have done it before PWL left cuz Oh [ __ ] He deserves. Yeah. Why didn't you tell me? I wasn't thinking. Let's do it right now. Oh, for [ __ ] sake. Come on. Why do you guys hate me? Hold on. Oh, wrong button. Hold on. Hold on. Damn it. Make sure I had it turned on. Mom, why do all of y'all hate me? Especially you. Oh, no. I [ __ ] love you. All right, we're only going to do this because PWL killed it on the supers. Somebody clip this and send it to him if you have his DMs or anything. Please, cuz he he This is the only reason I'm doing this because we didn't make our subscriber go. So, [ __ ] What's his name? PL PWL. PWL PWL. That's what you get. That's what you get. This is for you. I hate you all. Hold on. Where you want it? I don't Hold on. H. All right. I don't like you guys. I don't like any of y'all. I I'd much rather watch a pig video. Hold on. Let me get cuz that hurt like hell last time. Oh, yeah. All right. You can give me right there. All right. Ready? No. Taser. Taser. Taser. Oh [ __ ] That's much better than any ass. Why didn't we do that last week? Why do I smell hair burnt hair? Cuz I'm probably burning some hair. Oh, I shocked myself too, by the way. It really does smell like burnt hair. Yeah. I don't know how I shreked myself. That's what you get. I don't know how it happened. I was holding it. Ow. Fair is fair. Kind of hurt a little bit of my shoulder. I don't want to hear it. [ __ ] you. You She's so tiny. Y'all are hilarious. Thank you, Sparkle Poops. It hurts so bad. And then Junk. Absolutely not. Coming soon to YouTube. Ashley changing chasing pigs. Well, Mr. Wizard, if we had made our goal, maybe. Probably not. If we met our goal, yes. But Spider-Man just pooped my pants for you, Shane. Thank you. I appreciate it. Hey, I didn't pee. Russ, finally something came across for $2. Suck it up, buttercup. I'm glad something finally came across. I I wish we could have seen more of what you'd put in. Yes. Oh god, my hand hurts right here. I don't want to hear it. Tough [ __ ] Deal with it. I've never been shocked before. Okay. I was hit and you got stopped for the first time. The second time and the third time. You got some friendly fire. I don't want to hit it. Oh, get it in there. No. That's not an oven. I [ __ ] hate you right now. You love me. You know you love me. No. At Dollar Tree. All right. I don't know what just happened, but All right. We're going to kill that one. And now my [ __ ] oven. [ __ ] you. All right. So, no. Like I was saying earlier, um this is from Body Cam Ninja. Um Legal Fiction sent this to me. This is an Acrite combo compilation and I think it's a great thing to close the show out on. So we're going to watch this one and then um then we're going to call it a night. Oh, play. On April 1st, 2024, officers interrupt a basketball game to arrest a man who had warrants for his arrest. He's been turned over again. Yeah. Most of these are like worn out. Beetleju. I don't see my Beetleju shirt. Oh, that guy. Turn towards me. Turn towards me. Wait, that's him. Let's make sure every door is covered. It is for sure him. Really, Todd? For $5, we need an audio clip of Shane saying that was way better than in the ass ASAP. I [ __ ] taste myself, guys. [Music] Ow, [ __ ] That was rude. No, it was. I was going to say that was rude. I'll do it. I'll do it. I'll take the out of you. Yeah, you will. Let your go. No. Put your own. What I do? What I do? You ran. Yeah. Give me that. Hey, let it go. Stop. He's in cuff. What did I do? I don't know what you did. You got a 100 damn warrant for your arrest. Who you Russ? Figured it out. You created a little monster. I was married to a 5 foot Carolina girl. Run. Yeah, he knows. I kind of like her. Good job. We're back in the uh gym. Hey JP. Hey, you got my bag of stuff? Don't give it to nobody. Keep it. It's that champion bag. That black champion bag. It's that black. Don't give it to nobody. Black Champion bag. That black champion bag. Hey, can you tell me what I got a warrant for though? Cuz I don't I the hit and run. I I hit somebody a long time ago in the car that the person died, but they I didn't get charged. Hit the money and they died. Said the take. I ain't never stole a damn my life. Think you might have got a warrant for that? I work every day for what I want. On August 1st, 2024, officers locate woman who stole a carton of cigarettes from a business. You come here. Yes, you don't do it. Come here. Hello. Cuz you 94. Why me? Suit, black, female, green shirt. Oh yeah. He was not today. How did this Don't move. Don't move. Oh my god. Stop. Rest. Oh my god. I'm going to get it again. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop moving. Put your hands behind your back. Put your hands behind your back. Talking about me. Oh my god. I'm not going nowhere. Put your hands behind your back. Sir, I cannot breathe. Put your hands behind your back. I'm not. Please, sir. Give me some water. Put your hand behind your back. I can't breathe. Put your hand behind your back. Put your hand behind your back. I can't breathe. Please, sir. I can't breathe. I'm not going to resist. Yes. You're resisting right now. Put your hand behind your back. Stop breathing. Stop reaching. Put your handach. Actually, I think we've lost about 10 behind your back. Put her hand back at this point. I don't really care. You're done. Put your hand behind your back. Oh goodness. You mean you're nice? Okay. Put your hands. I cannot breathe. Nobody's on you. Stop moving. Stop moving. Get back up for me. Back up. Back up. Back up. Back up. Back up. Back the up. Back the up. I can't breathe. Just chill. Chill. Chill. I can't breathe. Dude, I'm sorry. Why'd you run? I got This was a misdemeanor. And you turned it into this [ __ ] Please let me go. No. Please, sir. No. Please. If you hadn't ran, I would have. Please, sir. No. Absolutely not. You stole the sigs. Oh, no, I didn't. No, I didn't. No worries. Big shout out. I didn't steal anything. Stop. I didn't steal anything. You're on camera, girl. You just did it. You're going to jail. You're going to jail. I mean, there's no doubt about it. Oh my god. No. Come here. Here's my baby. I have a new baby. Who Who has your baby? Oh my god. Can you tell Miss Debut to come here, please? your baby quick baby. First, first you have to answer their questions and then we'll talk about your baby. Okay. I'm okay. Baby, you got live to fight another day. Fight another day. But I'm too fast. On September 10th, 20 23, officers were on routine patrol when they witnessed a large group of people causing a disturbance. Back up. Back up. Back up. Back up now. On the ground now. Okay. Okay. Stop. I'm turning over now. Okay. See, that's something. I love a good flaming gay dude. I do. They're They're so [ __ ] hilarious. any of them I've hung out with, they're just absolutely funny. This dude, bunch of girls getting in a fight and he's going to go in and throw in the girl fight over the top thing or whatever. He's going to get tased for it, but it's just hilarious. He ain't taking no [ __ ] either. Turn around. Turn around. Turn around. Turn around. Try to grab that one, too. This one don't show nothing either. Yep. Go get him. Is she doing it right? I'm not hanging cuz if she hits you. No, I'm not hitting nobody. for everything. Sit up. See, she's the victim right there in the blue shirt. Don't let her leave either. Will y'all let that take it off of me, please? Kayie, I don't know right now. I'm in a different Lean up against the car. Smurge your legs. Lean up against. Now's your chance to take a breath. Okay. Yeah. It's over. Is it untouched for me? Did it hurt? Please. Hold on. Oh my god, this hurts so bad. That's what came out of his pocket. He tried to Okay, I got it. Yeah, I see it. Officer, can you do me a favor? Nope. On April 8th, 2024, an officer located a woman who was wanted on a warrant. She fled at a high rate of speed, driving down the wrong side of the road in an attempt to avoid arrest. No, we're on roadway. Hang on. Hang on. I'm going to tase you. Taser. Taser. Taser. Taser. Taser. Taser. Get out of your ass. Get on your stomach now. Now, [ __ ] Get on your stomach. Now. You're going to get tased again. I don't know why her warrant was moving. They had an like a whole lot of [Applause] Yeah. Why? Cuz she was going the wrong way. So right there at that roundabout, I cut across to [ __ ] stop her swerve right into me. So struck here first. Yeah. And then right up here. Yeah. Well, yeah, cuz I was like, well, I want to get right cuz obviously he's not stopping. And then I tried to come in on the left side and that's what she on October 16th, 2023. Russ, five bucks. Ha, I'm old and a blonde musician. Finally figured it out. Damn. Okay, next time. Funny stuff coming in. Well, I'm glad it's finally working out, Russ. You've made so many attempts tonight. Celebrate you, buddy. It's cost you so much. We really appreciate it. But yeah, I'm glad. I I was about to get upset because it's just it just wasn't letting you come through with your funnies. I understand because officers were searching for an 18-year-old man who was on the run after he kidnapped a woman and tortured her for several days. [Music] Where you at? We whipperman. Oh no. Take a right. I can't hear you. You got to repeat. Get on theinging ground. Get on theing ground from Lincoln Middle. Get on the ground. Time for sprints again. Get on the ground. Get on the ground now. Now let me see your hands. You've missed so much. Why the freaking [ __ ] Timber. Put your hands behind your back. [ __ ] Yeah, definitely that video south of Lincoln Middle Elementary. Chopping or anything? Anybody injured? No, I'm good. I haven't asked them anything yet. Ben or no bien? No. No. Bian's got one in the arm. Like one maybe down here somewhere. There it is. Right there. Cool. Pull this out. You speak English. Sure does. Yeah. You speak English now, don't you? Stand up. Sorry, [ __ ] I'll pause it for a second. See if it catches up. Those lags are like [ __ ] I hate that it's doing that, guys. I really do. Um I don't know why it would. I've got everything that's not necessary closed. [Music] His phone is in Indiana. I don't know. Oh man. On June 1st, 2024, officers responded to an address after a man violated a stayaway order of protection. You ain't resting me, bud. No, you're not. 218. He's running. He's running. Get over on your stomach. Get over on your stomach. Get over on your stomach. Get over us for another $5. Yeah. Played in front of 200 drunk tourists and I'm the one that can't use a phone. I'm glad you figured it out, Russ. I really am. I won't put your hand behind back. Stupid. What the Get right arm out, man. Hang up. face over here. Okay. Okay. You got tape. You guys are going to be in trouble for this. Yeah, that's what you do when you uh hit somebody else in the face. I didn't hit nobody. Dude, I hit me in the face. I was trying. Oh, okay. I think you got 21 headquarters. What's the That's violation. Oh, is it now? I mean, you didn't all this. Read me my Miranda rightites. We're not asking any question. Huh? We're not asking any question. Are you arresting me? Yep. Then you have to read them to me. Code. I'm not asking I'm not asking any question. Code of condo. Are you arresting me? You're arresting me? You're under arrest. So, you read me my marine? Yes. Is he inside? Yeah. He's sitting right there. Okay. My sister called me that he was in her up. I called in. Who's that TPO against or for? Hello. My sister, her husband and his daughter. Anyone here? Is that against him or for him at all? No. Is everything okay? What happened was he was arrested. He went poor and everything and he was last couple weeks and it's turned into months. He out. The thing is, like I said, they arrest him. They keep him in there and then he's right back out. That's our complaint, too. We we can only take him there. And that's what he knows. He he knows he's not going to get nothing out of it. It's like on the hand. Sometimes the court doesn't work in the victim's favor. But that's for them to decide. You said he you wouldn't let him use your phone anymore. Yeah. I mean I told him he wasn't using my phone call. He going to kill him. And then he started yelling. I was on the phone with that at the time. He down like him. Calling him I mean at the top of his lungs cussing out him calling him an old man saying come on. Did he threaten you at all? Oh hell no. Knocking it on his ass. Come on man. Come on. Chronic resisting arrest. You threaten to knock him on his ass. Okay. But he's got a long history of drug use and he he'll say stuff like he's the most important man in the world. And I'm like why? Well cuz I'm I got the star David. He's he needs help. On December 13th, 2023, officers respond to the hospital to confront a man who tried attacking two security guards. Yeah, it looks like they're over here. Wonder how this is going to work out for Yeah. Yeah. You guys okay? Did he want it? Did he? All right. He's He's going to be wanting. Did he Did he punch somebody? What did he do? Hey, come here. Come here, man. Tell me what happened. Hey, come here, man. Hey, what happened, dude? You might want to stop talking to him. Hey, ignoring that problem will not make it go away. Promise. Get on the ground. Get on the ground. Oh, you swing. Just stop. Just stop right now. No. Again. Hey, get my [ __ ] I know. See, don't sit right there. Keep putting love your own. Damn. I hope this Chicago too. I don't live over here. Y'all kidnap good ass mother. You want medical personal? All right. All right. All right. All right. Stop moving, man. Physical threat. Listen. Just stop moving. Please. Just stop. It's over. Okay. Please stop being difficult. We'll be cool with you. It It didn't even have to end like this, man. It's way too much. Can't get my [ __ ] We're going to get it. Armed robbery. We're not going to get We're going to get it. You got to go. Just stop it. Get my [ __ ] off the ground. Stop trying to search my [ __ ] Okay. Are you doing? Stop doing that [ __ ] Joe. It's called being a normal person. A haircut ain't all that. Normal person. Check your waistline. That might be a stretch. Checking your You wouldn't be [ __ ] You need a weapon. I can feel no sex ass mother. I love you. Okay. I said I love you. There you go. I go chase him again. Want to get chased again? You don't got to chase me cuz I want to go. I don't want to get kidnapped either. So [ __ ] you. I could take you. No. No. You should tase me. Hey, somebody. You heard me. Tas you got me. Watch windows. We bust out a window and [ __ ] Keep talking to me. Is this a transport car? Is it a transport car? What the [ __ ] When yours is dead, you won't be able to breathe. You 99. So, it's right or wrong. You're going to learn to talk with your lips and not your hands. Put your leg in. Not by force. Put your leg in. Put your leg in. But not by. You got it. Put your leg in. Put your leg in. Please. Please. Put your leg in. Pass. No. Please. All right. Hold on. Somebody Somebody thinks she's tough. [Laughter] I'm gonna go to jail. Watch this. Let me move that light out of the way. Move that light out the [ __ ] away. I'm not [ __ ] tough. I'm not. I'm boom tough. I don't know why she came up with this idea. I absolutely was not going to do this. Um, this is fuzzy. Is that okay? I don't know. I don't know how these [ __ ] things work. I just know they hurt. One. All right. You ready? No. No. She She makes fun of me. Whose idea was this? Not [ __ ] mine. It was absolutely your idea. Hold on. Wait. We don't. Oh, [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] I don't even know where this came from. Who the [ __ ] said this [ __ ] You did? Oh, I did? Out of the blue, out of nowhere. Nobody asked for this. No, nobody asked for this. You just said, "Hi, tas me." One, two, three, go. I got pee. So, I made pee. Don't hate me, guys. I didn't want to do this. [Music] I've never once suggested that this should happen. He may have to chase me. So, [Music] just do it. Little Just do what? You ready? [ __ ] you all [ __ ] That's rude. All right. No. All right. On three. Ready? No. on three. Just go. I'm sorry. I can't. It's your idea. I don't want to do this. Go. One. Just do it. Just on three. Ready? No. Don't count. Don't count. On three. No. Don't [ __ ] count. Just do it. Okay. If I have a heart attack, it's all y'all's fault. Whose fault is it? You're the only one that asked for this. No. Ask for the period stimulator. [Music] Do I have to do this, guys? I mean, she's been demanding it. Hold on. Let me just cuz this is really flammable looking. Okay. So, um I'm going to get a bear. I'm wondering just if I could do it. I kind of want to sit back down. Are we Are we done here? Okay. Are you ready? On three. Ready? Don't count. Just do it. On three. One. I didn't even get her with it. No, you I missed. You [ __ ] did. I missed. You want to see my ass? Yeah. Pull back out here. Oh, my knee. Oh, no. I'm never doing it. Next time she starts talking, she I'll actually get her with it. I'll never do it to my husband. Yeah. So, anyway, I don't know where that came from. Um I busting my name. Oh my god. Oh, we just saw a whole new side of you two, wackos. I got a [ __ ] name. What? That's all right, Bruce. Oh, you're fine. [ __ ] you. Don't recommend tasing your husband. So, so next time she wants to talk [ __ ] I'll actually get her with it. I came close, but I still missed. What the hell's going on here? Are you trying to close the door? How do I know you? The best couple on YouTube. Thank you. You want it together? Is that what you want? Is that what you're looking for? You want to be hog tied in the back of a van. Are you murdering your [ __ ] I'm not murdering you. I'm not. Okay. So, chill. So, we don't have to hog tie. You come on. Want to get spit in the face? I really don't. And get the away from car. Work it out. Oh, yeah. Mr. Wellington, it's been a long time. I I I know you know you're in a situation here right now, but you know what? Let's just go with the flow and you'll probably be out in a little while because out of the out of our lockup because you know what we don't lock I can't you're not going to lock up. That's what I'm trying to explain to you. So can I stand out and finish while you're waiting for my mama cuz we I don't know who you No. Um see here's the thing. You saying you you just said y I know you and then you lock me in this. So I understand I know y'all not American cuz y talk with force and hand. Okay. Well, let me explain it to you because I'm gone right now. You're going in just just for paperwork, clerical stuff, and then we release people. That's what we do now. That's not true. Yeah, it is. Since July, all you do is sign your name on the right. That's all you got to do. But you have mother been telling me you can got to come with me cuz I got a gun September 1st of this year. Okay. I can stand outside with you. No, no, no. But we have to go work for a half hour. Look. Yeah. No. All right. I I think this is lagging too bad anyway. So, I don't I don't know what to say, guys. Mr. Wizard's freaking dying over. Good job. You killed Mr. Wizard. Way to go. [Laughter] You're welcome. Oh, wait. Wrong one. Sir Phillip. Actually, that wasn't even behind a counter or anything. That was just hanging on the shelf. It wasn't your stun gun. Yeah. I went to get it. I went like to like the gun case and I was like, I don't see him anywhere. And I turned around. It's just like in one of the aisles on a regular hook. I just grabbed it. America. We hate our people. Anyway, um I'm guessing we're going to call it a night because I'm fit chased and she's probably pushnicked. My butt cheek hurts. Her butt cheek hurts. He's got to kiss it. Uh we'll see. You got to be nice to me, [ __ ] Why don't you chase me? All right. Big thing. I can't work. I can't talk. Can't form words. All right. Um, big thanks to the chat. Thanks for everybody that watched. Um, Ki T, Firm Missile. I got to throw Firm Missile in there. Um, Russ Strap, who's probably got the most as far as Supras go. Nickel and Diamond at a time. Damn. One show and she's running it. We don't even watch the clips anymore. Little fire plug. She is She's awesome. She's a She's a little ball of energy. I am. But um thanks to the mods. Furistle, thank you too. We love you. I hope you're still here. And um Carrie T, but not Carrie, you're on top of things. We absolutely love you. Um who else was there? Sparkle Poots L. What? I put in your notes. Oh, PWL. Yeah, I already thanked him. Okay. He deserves many more thanks though. That dude just put our kids through college. But um we almost made it to our goal. We're still about I don't know 25 35 short, something like that. That's okay. But we'll get there probably within the next couple two or three days. Um I don't know who else to thank. Thanks for everybody for coming out. We really appreciate it. Baby, thank you for playing along because this has been a lot of fun and you always make it more fun and they love you more than they do me. Thank you all for joining in. I really appreciate it. I love you all. But this last time y'all will see me for at least a month. Okay. Or unless y'all hound him. Well, they're going to do that anyway because they love you more than me. Thanks a lot, guys. Yeah, but I need to focus on my dream. Okay. Anyway, love you guys. I'll see you next time. Have a good one. Peace out. [Applause]