Yankee five four kilo Tango Charlie
Yankee five four kilo Tango Charlie
stay by your car okay
hey Rob
hey Rob
take a ride
take a ride
follow the
the trail
see what she hit
where'd you come out of
where'd you come out of
where are you headed
where's home
Union
we're down the shore where'd you come
from
where you work
how much did we drink just a little bit
just like two years you had more than
that no
no well
you're not even close to Union
and you how did you get here what town
are you in right now
the parkway you came from this way
though yeah I
hit the parkway off
and I took off of the parkway
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I received
see if we get that information
all right so that's what we're gonna do
right now okay I can smell the alcohol
you hit a parked car all the way over
there and you were trying to run okay
I'm gonna put you through a couple field
sobriety tests because I think you are
that parked vehicles
more than two beers right
now it's three
let's just I
work with you honest honest with you I
have to do a few beers a few what's a
few
just lean up against your car for me
okay
who's the core registered to
who's the car registered to okay
okay
you see your tire right yeah did you
know you hit that car on cross street
why'd you run because you've been
drinking you didn't you didn't run you
hit the car all the way over there and
you ended up over here
go home you're trying to go home
because you know you had a little bit
too much to drink
okay what's your name
okay I'm Travis okay this is what we're
gonna do I have three different tests I
have to run on you okay for real Society
first one is called horizontal gaze
nystagmus I'm checking the involuntary
jerking of your eyes what you're gonna
do stand up straight for me okay you see
this what color is it
perfect what your eyes and your eyes
only you're gonna follow the tip of my
pen okay don't move your head just your
eyeballs okay
just your eyeballs okay
so don't move your head
how old are you
perfect
we're almost done come on my contacts I
got you
wait one more ready okay
okay
you feel comfortable walking in those
shoes yeah yeah okay and once you do
you're gonna stand right here for me
okay
face me you kind of you can kind of use
this line oh
perfect it's perfect right what you're
gonna do because this is the walk and
turn test okay okay what I want you to
do right now stand with your right foot
in front of your left
with your heel touching your toe
arms down to your side
I want you to stay in that position
while I explain the instructions to you
I'm also going to demonstrate for you
okay what you're gonna do is you're
going to take nine steps heel two toe
counting out loud for me one two three
four and so on all the way up until nine
okay on that last step after you take
nine you're gonna take small steps to
your left and come back nine steps I'm
gonna demonstrate okay wait I'm gonna
demonstrate for you okay arms down to
your side okay
so I'm gonna take three steps but you're
gonna take nine okay so it looks
something just like this okay
and it's gonna be one
two
three on that last step you're just
gonna turn kind of like a pivot step
with choppy steps just like this and
come back nine steps one
two
three no I took three steps you're gonna
take nine okay
nine steps Heel To Toe last step turn
around and come back nine steps okay
count out loud for me go ahead and begin
test
stop counting took more steps
cannot laugh for me come on
okay
the last one is called the one legged
stand test okay
any injuries
I have arthritis where
you want both of them but they're fine
like you're able to walk and run and do
exercises and all kinds of stuff I mean
yeah okay four can I just get the kids
that's why my balance is all types of
[ __ ] up okay well I think your balance
is all types of messed up for other
reasons right now okay this is a little
more of a level service a little line
there okay so stay over here for me
what I want you to do
any leg of your choosing yeah
You're Gonna Keep one on the ground and
when I tell you to so just stand like
this for me okay
you're going to raise one foot
approximately six inches off the ground
look at the tip of your toe you're gonna
count one one thousand two one thousand
three one thousand until they tell you
to stop okay it's gonna be just like
this
one one thousand two one thousand three
one thousand four one thousand five one
thousand until I tell you to stop okay
don't begin until I tell you two okay
all right
all right you ready yeah go ahead and
begin
I can't keep going
keep going
stop for balance
arms down to your side
all right do me a favor yeah turn around
put your hand on your back
you were under arrest for driving while
intoxicated okay
five three
I'm gonna need a tow 100 450.
three
stay right there for a second okay
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let's see
only one car was damaged
get in there we go I'll crack the window
for you so you get somewhere
sit back
sit back look up don't put your seatbelt
on okay okay
where's your purse and everything
everything in my car okay yeah