Step out of the vehicle. Step out of the vehicle. Oh my god. Welcome back, y'all. I'm Shane. I name my channel Shane's Dumb Criminals. I deal with dumb criminals. It's what I do. It's my business. I watch these idiots day in and day out trying to find some that are entertaining for you guys. This woman may be by far the dumbest human being I've ever featured on this channel. This is from NY Detective. Links in the description. Check it out. On December 4th, 2024, while on patrol, deputies observed a vehicle with extremely dark window tints, a broken tail light, and no visible tag lights. Based on these violations, they conducted a traffic stop. [Applause] You roll the back window down for me. My children are back here. Your children are back there. Cool. Roll the window down so he can verify that. Stupid. You can look inside. All right. Can you roll the back windows down for me? I cannot see inside. Roll the I'm telling you, I can't see inside. Okay. What? Relax. I'll remove that now. Okay. I'm not even stopping you. I'm stopping her. So, just stop. He doesn't work. Okay. All right. Well, this isn't going to make you go any quicker, right? That's fine. All right. What's going on? Let me help you. The S County Sheriff's Office. The reason I'm stopping you is your tail lights busted. You can't see your tag lights and your tent's dark. Tints are not dark. You can see straight through the back. Well, obviously you can't see straight through the back because he wouldn't have pulled you over for it. You mean the front? You can see through the front windshield from the inside. That doesn't count. Can I explain to him? You can see straight through the back. You cannot see through here. Do you have your license or registration insurance? Um, my registration registration is at the window, man. Oh, here we go. And I understand my back light is like that. I got to be in the back. Y'all the first y'all the first who ever stopped me and said, "Can I know I'm trying?" Do you have it? Can you answer? Can you answer me? I work at the health department. I can hear Nobody gives a [ __ ] where you work. I can hear you. I understand that, but you're not answering me. So, how do I understand that? That's why I'm going into my phone. I'm not You have the physical license? No, I don't. I lost my license at my daughter's school. She goes to Greenwood. They never replace my license. She's getting a massive attitude. Huh? [Applause] No, but I need a sergeant to Lake Mary and Lake Emma, please. At the KFC, 8%'s pretty dark. I mean, it's not blacked out dark, but you know, the legal limit in my state is 35%. So, yeah, it's pretty dark. You can see through this. It's illegal. 8%. Are you giving me a ticket for the tent? Because you can see through this. We've been in this area for a whole year and I never got Did you call 911? I speed all the time. I haven't been pulled over in like 15 years. So, it's legal for me to speed. Right. Yes, I did. I need a call 911 sergeant, sir. Yes. In this area for a year. You could request a sergeant area for a year. Step out of the car for me, man. Oh, sir. No, I'm not stepping out of the car. Go through this with my children. You're right. You're starting it. No. Walk over there. said, "Don't act like this with your children in the car, stupid. Walk over there. Step out of the car. Step out of the car. Step out of the car right now. I'm telling you. Step out of the car. That's why my children are calm down. Listen, you're about to go to jail for Maybe step out of the car and talk to him. Try to have a conversation like a grown-up. Are you capable of that?" I didn't think so. Step out of the vehicle. Step out of the vehicle. Get out of the car. Don't resist. Get out of this car. Get your Do not resist. Oh yeah. This is much easier than identifying myself and taking the ticket or warning or whatever and going on about my way. It's a lot easier. I prefer this. Stop resisting. Relax. You're going to get tased. How about that? I'm for it. You need to relax. I didn't do anything. No, I feel like I'm being You're not being targeted. Turn around. Don't resist, baby. You're under arrest. You're under arrest. You turn me this way. You're underrest. Ma'am, baby. Ma'am, I need a woman officer on a woman officer on me right now. I'm not resist. I'm not resisting. I have on prop. You're awful demanding for somebody that's in cuffs right here. I'm not resisting. I have on sir. I need a woman. Female is going to come search before you go to right now. I need a woman officer on me. He is holding me way too tight. You're need to relax. Baby, chill out. Baby, chill out. You mean I work for the health department. I don't care who you work for. I work for the health department. How am I How am I? I didn't even get loud with that. for the help. I know that, baby. Just calm down. Calm down, baby. See, the dude's a grown-up. He knows how to act. I don't know how he ever got stuck with your dumb ass. Can't for you to get arrested. Just calm down, baby. Just chill, baby. I work in the front. Come on. I'm not just calm down, baby. Please. I can't. Just calm down. I can't get you. He yanked me out the car and y'all got the girls. She's under arrest. Yeah, she's under arrest. She's going to jail. I think we smoke weed a little bit. So, yeah, I'm going to triple check with no see what he's got. Okay, we can start here and then see starting stuff. Okay, sounds good. Let me ask you a question. Do anything. Let me ask you a question. This right in in the seat, right? This was actually on the seat, right? And sir, he works in lawn care. Hear me out. Can you please shut the hell up and stop interrupting him? But hear me out. Hear me out. This is not I'm not going to take you to jail for this. Right. Because Exactly. Saying that. But let me finish hearing my my question. Right. This my question. Right. Mr. G. That's what I'm trying to get the girls iPad. That's all. So, here's the deal. Right. So, there's there looks there's a green leafy substance, right? To us, it looks like weed. Right. Okay. Now, now I'm not going to um now you it's just cuz it's tiny bits, right? I'm not taking jail for it. It's not a thing, right? Um but my question is is that cuz it I don't know. It's killing her to not be talking right now. I'm surprised her head doesn't explode. That's probably the longest her mouth's been closed in years. Not yet. So, was my understanding you're going to go to jail today? No, we not doing that right now. Right. Sir, I got to go home. Well, let me ask you a question. We got school in the morning. Who going to attend to my children? Hopefully somebody responsible. But hear me out. Let me finish. No. Can I finish my question though, please? My question is is that in when you go into the jail, there's blue doors, right? Once you go into that jail, sir, I don't know nothing about no jail. Y'all going to have I mean, if you'd stop talking for a minute, then he could explain it to you. Try that. me the whole way. He's about to tell you so you need to No, I I can't hear nothing. I can't hear nothing. Well, that's an understatement. Is the way if if you if you have any because I'm driving. No, because there's weed on the seat. So, I want to make sure I just showed it to you. What seat? The driver's seat. The seat that you were sitting on. Sir, you can I just got in the car. You're saying to to respond, not to understand. So, you need to be quiet and let him talk. Exactly. She'll look you right in the face and she'll be quiet for a few seconds, but she's not listening. She's just waiting on her turn to talk and she gets impatient. She doesn't wait for it. She just goes quiet and let him talk so he can explain that. He can't get two words out with you trying to interrupt. Say, "I'm going to chill." He's explaining why. Just listen. Okay, sir. He I mean, ma'am, he found a list. But I just got in the car. He's about to tell you. Okay. I just need you to listen. That's it. 2 seconds. So, how what am how where am I getting out? What am I what am I doing right now? Well, you sure as hell ain't listening. What? I'm about to search you. He was trying to explain that, but what he was going to explain, I'll explain. Face the car for me. Well, you have a medical marijuana card. Uh, no, sir. I don't have cuz there's some weed on the on the passenger seat. Yeah. A little bit of shake. So, I don't know if you guys had you were smoking earlier or something. I don't It's a little bit We're not trying to take off of that. If I maybe officer, but I don't see I like that guy. He's ready to have a calm conversation like a grownup. I don't know what's wrong with that woman. Oh yeah. She's stupid. I'm just I'm just trying to be pull up. Here's your license. You can hold on to that. Okay. Yes, sir. Okay. No, I want him to keep my phone. Okay. So what's uh so what's what's going on with her officer? What's that? I said I What's going on with her? She's going to jail. Why? Why? Huh? Why? Come on. This is not tonight's hood. This No, it doesn't matter. This is the problem. No, we're not letting that slide. Cuz guess what? When you guys get pulled over again, you're going to do the same [ __ ] you did tonight. We don't tolerate that here, sir. Okay. When when when we have a multiple law of orders, she's ignoring them. I have to rip her out of the car and she's fighting it. She calls 911. That's me. She's 911 resisting. Baby, calm. She's going to jail. It is what it is. So, not tonight. She did it. She did this. Baby, calm down, please. You can talk to her, baby. Over there. Okay. Yes, ma'am. Yes, ma'am. Yes, ma'am. You've been working landscaping. I just got in the truck and I wrote and I drove home. Okay. What I'm trying to explain to you, you can see through my tent. No, I'm not going to jail. It's not going to happen. You are going to jail, stupid. Sergeant, what I'm trying to explain to you, I'm not saying you have any other contraband on that. I'm just explaining that if you do in that moment, you can check me again. Check me again. No, no, no, no. I don't have to. I did. I didn't find anything. But I'm just saying that if I didn't find anything and you have something stuck because they're going to take you through a body scan. Stuff where? I just got home. I ain't even changed my clothes. I've already explained it to you. That's fine. Everything fine. You're going to explain it a 100 times. She still ain't going to hear a word you're saying. Nothing. Whatever you put on me or whatever, like I I promise you, boy, I'm on the camera. I put nothing on. That's fine. I bet they better not find nothing because I'm telling you, I didn't have nothing on me, Kevin. They trying to say I had weed on me. How would you know what they're trying to say? You haven't heard a single word yet. Hey, you didn't have Kevin. They trying to say I had weed on me. Just Just relax. Hear us out for a second. No, I'm in handcuffs right here, sir. My children are in the car. I do this every day. I know. And I do this every day, too. I call y'all. I know. I call y'all. Yeah. You just got off the phone with 911. You called them on them cuz you're an idiot. Is this the 86 or No. He's not going to calm her down. He's tried like 30 times. Oh my god. Okay. What's going on? I don't know what's going on. My baby can't see me go to jail, man. Well, maybe don't do things that cause you to go to jail in front of your kids right here. Okay. Oh my god. This is crazy. This is crazy. This is crazy. My baby's been a cold. Yeah. Ain't nobody trying to see that. I am cold. Oh my god. Oh my god. All the way up or just right here? Can you please zip it all the way up? Oh my god. Ma'am, I have people like you every day. I see every every black beautiful face coming to that place every day. I don't understand. Why is this happening to me? Yeah, I'm sure you don't. You probably don't understand how to tie your shoes or how a doorork knob works. It is. You just don't understand. My world has ended already. I promise you it has. You have not been there. I have first. I don't know your life. You don't. And I'm telling you, based off of this talk, I'm telling you. It's not. It's not. I'm telling you, this going to make it so bad. Well, whose fault is that? I'm already I was in HR Friday just because I couldn't go to work. Now they ain't really going to hear from me. I don't know what y'all going to do with me. People go like this every day. People die every day. Who do you want your kids to go with? Cuz we have to figure that out. Go home. But okay. Who do you want to get your kids? I want my kid. I want him to get in that get in that truck to take my kids back to where they belong. Where's that? Right back to that hotel. And they better not move. And it better not be no CS. I've been there for a year. We literally waiting on a rental. She was just asking. We literally waiting on a rental in January. Which hotel is it? Oh. 40. We've been there at every day. We see y'all post every day. What's the name of the hotel? Extended stay. Extended stay. He just paid for another 30 days. And is he staying there with you? Yes. So, is it okay for the kids to stay in the hotel? I don't have no problem with him going. Listen, but at the end of the day, I just want We just have to make sure that the kids are okay. The kids are fine. Okay. But I need I need to be with them for real. They can't go through. How old are the kids again? 14 and 10. Yeah, 14 and 10. We need all their They can't go through this. Is this your sergeant? No. No, it's not. Oh my god. Why everybody pulling up and they not who they supposed to be? Maybe the sergeant doesn't want to come tell you the exact same thing they've been telling you that you haven't been listening to. Consider that. Where's the Where's the y'all? Where's the sergeant? cuz she could go to the jail. Where's the side? Don't do this to me. Let me ask you a question. Let me ask you. Hey, Kevin. Go over there, bud. Let me ask you a question. I might have a couple questions. All right. So, let me ask you let me start off by saying this or asking you this. Okay. When I was standing across I was standing on the other side of the truck. Right. So when the officer and the deputy said, "Hey, you know, I need your driver's license or starts giving me those orders come in. Why don't you just Why don't you just do trying to look for my ID?" But you said you lost your ID and you even said you know where you lost it. I was going to need it. We started off well, right? But I started explaining to him where my ID was and what why I didn't have it and that was the issue. He just You weren't explaining [ __ ] You were arguing stupid. He tested he tested the tent and pulled me out. But at the end of the day, I was trying to get him the information that he needed. Well, I was standing right there. I don't remember. You heard me explaining when he said told you that. Yeah. Listening to her talk. I think there's something misfiring upstairs and there's huge gaps in her memory of what happens and she just makes them up. And then you didn't want to get out of the car. So why didn't you want to? Because I didn't understand why was being pulled out the car. Come out of the car. We had a conversation. I was I would have gotten out of the car if he would have let me know what was going on. Let me tell you this. I was trying to get out of the car. Let me follow up with this. Right. I told Kevin, "Hey, Kevin, jump on. I want to show you something." What do you think? But he's a grown-up who's emotionally mature. So, yeah, he's going to do what he's supposed to. I just I was trying to get my ID. That's all I was trying to do. Literally, because I know I lost it. I don't have it. like Emma, they're imaging the sprinkler. It looks like it's important. Let me ask you another question. Another followup question. Um little girls were like, "Uh, can we can we see her before she goes?" And I was like, "I would love to do that as long as she's calm. You're your judgment calling how she's going to act." And okay, Miss Forbes, I got a question for you. The girls want to see you before you leave. No, I can't do it. Okay. Okay, that's fine. I can't do it. I love you. I'll be back tonight. Please know I'll be out tonight. Please go to the jail right now. I don't care where to when they get out of the car. Please go to the jail right now. Can you tell him where I'm going? Yeah, I give him the address to the jail. Yes, ma'am. Right now, please go. I tell him he's right up the road. I promise you. How long am I going to be doing this? Depends on if you bond out or not. But I don't have no money. I We literally just paid. We literally just paid. Oh my god. I don't have no money in my account. She want Maybe that's something else you should have considered before you started acting so stupid. To let you know where she's going. It's going to be the John E. Hope Correctional Facility. That's going to be 211. One second. I have no money in my account. She was charged with unauthorized use of 911 services and resisting an officer without violence. There you go. My head hurts after listening to her. And yeah, I want to thank everybody for suffering through it with me. Be sure and like, subscribe, leave a comment. See you on the next one.