Oh my god. >> Welcome back, y'all. I do tons and tons of these videos and I watch even more of them. And I will never understand why people don't just go home. If the choice is go home or go to jail, I'm going home every single time. This video comes from Police Watch. Links in the description as usual. Let's check it out. >> You all right, man? >> Yes, sir. >> You need an ambulance? I heard you got pretty messed up. >> You want to press charges or anything? >> No, man. >> All right. >> Is it a friend of yours or >> Oh, no. This is a woman. >> No. >> The one you fought with? The one that beat you up, man. >> I don't think anybody fought me. Anybody find me? >> Oh, you're that drunk. >> That's up to you. >> I'm probably that drunk. >> That's up to you. Yeah, it's up to him whether or not anybody fought. Well, it probably was up to him, but I'm pretty sure it happened. All right. >> I don't remember to be honest. >> You don't remember fighting anyone? You know you got blood all over your face, right? >> Really? >> Yeah. >> Wow. No, I don't think anybody punched me. >> Okay. All right. Uh, you calling an Uber? >> Oh, yeah. Definitely. >> No, no, no, no. We got We got We got family coming and give me >> I believe him. >> Yeah. Yeah. My mom's coming to get me. That's all. >> I just need to stay with you cuz you're really drunk. So, drunk at all. >> Can you call an Uber so you got so I can leave? >> Oh, no. For sure. I'm very sorry for that. >> You understand liability, right? I can't technically leave while he's that drunk and that hurt. >> Especially if he's fighting on Main Street. I can't >> Hey, Stormy up with Vincent and a state trooper, I guess. >> Are you going to laugh? >> State. >> Okay. She's a cop. >> Hey, stop. Yes. Get my badge number. Of course. >> Yeah. What is that? Dude, your lips are swelled up like a balloon animal and you don't even remember fighting anybody. You're not going to remember a badge number. Stupid. >> I didn't pull you over. He has facial injuries. He >> facial injuries, but he claims he's okay. >> I'm fine. >> His face. He claims he's okay. >> Can I Can I go if I'm fine? >> He's asking if he can go. >> All right. >> And I know you're like a social worker, so I just wanted to know if you can come to the scene. >> Listen, you're not in any trouble. >> Literally, it was a fight. No, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. >> I just need you guys to get picked up. >> I'm very sorry. >> I'm trying to talk to her because you're you're too drunk, man. Please just get a ride at home. >> I'm very sorry. We should go on our way. >> Yeah, I think you need you to get a ride home or I'm going to take you to the hospital. >> Yes, ma'am. I will get a ride home. I'm sorry. >> You need to right now? >> Yes. Yes, ma'am. I I will go. >> So, if you're starting fights, you already admitted to me. You're not going to walk away now. >> So, if you walk away No, no, no. Cuz if you walk away, you're going to end up in handcuffs. >> Young people don't listen. >> Stand right here. >> If you walk away, you're going to end up in handcuffs. >> Okay. Can I stand right here? >> You can sit down right there. >> Call your mom. Get picked up before you go to jail. >> Who the hell is that guy? >> I got to sit down, but I I'll come to get you. >> Sit down. Just take a seat, man. You just need to get a ride home, man. I don't want to take you to jail, but I will if I have to. That's it. >> No. >> Have you been to jail before? >> No. >> Okay. You don't want to do that then, right? Is that the mom? >> Yes. >> Do you want me to tell her where you're at? >> You want to talk to the police? >> No. >> Okay. >> No, she wants to talk to the police. >> Just to tell you guys where we're at. Hi, my name is Officer Ken, Sarasota Police. >> What are you doing? Is everything >> going to take a little nap? >> Yeah. No, they're fine. Um, there might have been a little physical altercation. I don't know what happened. I don't really care. As long as they're fine, they're safe. I just want them to get home safe. We're at um Pineapple in Lemon. So, it's Just Don't Walk away, man. I'm going to I'm promise you. >> Dude, she just said she's your cousin. Don't grab her ass. >> Walk away. I have to take >> I promise you I'm not walking away. I'm going to sit down. I'm going sit down. Just >> Yeah. Honestly, if you want to stay on the phone with him until whoever gets here, who needs to get here, that's great. You can talk to >> I promise you I promise you I'm not so late. >> I can I can barely do a sit up here. >> Just talk to your mom. Chill there. You're gonna get picked up in 10 minutes. >> Hey, Dominica, there's a female at the mark that just got uh or security just got with her. I guess she's saying she got jumped over by the the garage. If you want to go meet with her, I guess you haven't met with an officer yet. >> Her name's Marissa. >> Can you walk fine? >> Oh, no. I'm No, no, no. No, no. Come here. Come here. Come here. Get out of the street, though. I just don't want you to get hit by car. >> Of course, I can walk fine. Watch me wander out into the street. >> Oh, yes, man. >> Hang on, man. Hey, we're leaving. >> Is Marissa your sister? >> Yes. >> Listen, this is serious, okay? Cuz she's crying and we need her. So, let's go on the sidewalk. No, let's go see your sister. I'm going to We're going to I'm going to take you. >> Come on. Walk on the sidewalk. >> Let's go. >> All right. Just stay. >> Just stay on the sidewalk for me. You're fine. You're fine. >> Take a right. Okay. My sister Your sister's very upset, so we want to go try and find her. That's it. This way. Hey, >> I really appreciate you, ma'am. >> Yeah, no problem. Anyone need an ambulance? >> Were you the one that got jumped? >> Yes, there. >> She has blood all over her. >> Yeah. >> Do you want There's people coming right now. >> And they're the ones who jumped you. >> No, no, no, no, no. Come on, bro. >> You already took one ass whipon tonight. Why don't you go start [ __ ] with somebody else? Stupid. >> I'm here. I'm not going to touch you. >> Okay. >> We got multiple trying to >> fight the mark. >> No, no, no. I will take you to jail. Walk away. Walk away. I don't care. Walk away for now. >> Stay right there. Then listen. Who's driving? Who's driving? Who's driving? >> Hopefully none of them. >> I was supposed to. >> Are you drunk? >> No. No. No. No. No. I'm not taking you to jail. I'm taking jail. To jail, bro. You [Applause] Only thing worse than drunk people yelling is drunk people yelling in a parking garage. My ears are bleeding and I ain't even there. Now they're walking away from each other. You guys talking, >> but he was talking [ __ ] >> Okay, just calm down. We're all going to go home. >> It's just words, man. Let it go. >> We're going to go home. Let's walk to the >> I have to walk to the car, but >> Hey, man. Can we cut it? Let me cut it. I got the camera. You can keep the camera. >> No, I got >> I mean, you can always go away and they're not bothering you if you keep on walking. >> It's just worse, man. It's just >> They're ugly, [ __ ] Shut the >> They're ugly. Arrest them. >> Got guns. angels. They're us. >> Excuse me, ma'am. Your bosom has helped. >> You know, man, come on now. Please stop. Please stop. Go with your go with your girl. It's so funny cuz it's like [Applause] >> you guys want us to everybody here. >> I want you to go home is what I want you to do. >> I don't want to fight. >> Then go home. Let's go. Get out of here. Go. Go. >> Now it's really time for y'all to go home. Okay. Now it's really time for y'all to go home. with you. Please >> go with her. Please go with her. >> Go with her before you go with us. >> Why don't you guys go home? She's going to jail. >> She's going to jail. You guys are going home. Goodbye. >> You can't push. I told you this. That's why I told you. >> Goodbye. Have a good night. >> We're done. Thank you. >> Time to go home. >> It's all right. >> It's all right. I don't care. Thank you. >> Is that your stuff here? >> Listen to me. >> Get your face. >> Oh, cousin here. She's awful clingy. >> He's gone. >> No. Is he gone? No, you got to get watch. >> Please. Come on. >> I'm going to go to jail. Watch. >> We're done with this. >> He's already been in one fight. >> We're done. We're done. We gave you a chance. Now you're done. >> Can you take him, please? Somebody said you shouldn't hit me. >> Hey, can I take this wallet with him? >> I'm not sure, man. >> Thank you. >> Thank you. >> I swear to God, I never been arrested. >> Stop. >> I need to arrest you for letting that gut hang out like that. >> Not a girl. >> Hey, and I look to my left. I can't look to my left. I can't look to my left. >> Vanessa, >> who is that? Who's that? Bro, stop touching. >> Why are you doing acting like a idiot? So, stop. >> Why are you doing that? from pockets of >> Nothing is touching me. >> Vaness right now. We have a female officer searching you cuz we have to. >> Oh, what's that? >> He's just holding he's holding >> touching me. >> Can I talk? You going to keep yelling, >> bro? You're aing joke. >> Okay. Well, I'm I'm going to just talk because they're holding you. >> I really don't got nothing. Why you shake me like that? Good. >> Yeah. Thank you. If you don't touch me in the class, >> put your button. >> Don't mess with me. I'm strong. You know how much of a workout it is to flap my eyes with 30 lbs of caterpillars laying on them? >> I will. >> Uhoh. You don't have to touch me. You don't have to do all that. >> You guys are a joke. I'm a >> Yeah, maybe. You're also a dumbass. >> Y'all, huh? Oh, I'm threatening y'all. Huh? I'm hurting y'all. >> You guys are weirdos. >> I know. That's >> Get away from me. >> Get the away from me. >> Officer, you're supposed to wait till she's talking before you do the door slam. Makes it much better. >> Can you shift your legs a little bit so I can get this off you? >> Yeah. You're good. No worries. It is what it is. All right. Can you step out my way, please? Here. Uh, don't forget your shoe. You have one shoe there. We have another shoe in the back we'll get for you. >> There you go. And come on my way. >> What's your name? >> My name is Malik. >> Malik. Sorry. >> It's all right. It's not bad, but don't fall. >> Oh, it's okay. >> All right. Hang tight. Okay. >> Let's get you this shoe. Okay. Let's go back here. Can you get the other black shoe in there tonight? >> Oh, you're nice. Looks like somebody's got a little crush. >> Yes. >> Just toss it over here for me. Or >> her friend. She's >> I don't know. I know the the other ones. I didn't want to leave them on the Don't fall. Don't fall. It's all good. Sorry. Sorry. >> I just didn't want to leave them out there in the middle of the street. >> Okay. I can't even be mad at you guys. Come here. >> I'm glad I'm glad you can't be mad at us. >> I cannot. >> There you go. Couple of idiots doing some drunk stuff. I mean, I'll get drunk once in a while, but I'll do it in the comfort and privacy of my own home to where I don't act like that or need to deal with people that are acting like that. Anyway, that's all I got for them. Like, subscribe, leave a comment. See you on the next one.