Are you slow? Like, do you not know what's going on? Do you not register what the [ __ ] is going on? >> No, I know what's going on. >> There's three [ __ ] [ __ ] with this side OF MY CAR. >> OH MY GOD. >> WELCOME BACK, Y'ALL. Today's video comes to us from Uncovered. Links in the description, as always. You know those videos where it makes you want to just climb through your screen and slap somebody? This is one of those. CHECK IT OUT. >> ACTUALLY, what's going on? >> What's up? I'M TRYING TO GET MY [ __ ] baby back. He [ __ ] tweaking, he's sucking dick. NOW, WHAT IF I WANT TO GET MY baby back? >> Ma'am, I'm sorry, but Wendy's has cut you off. You've obviously been overserved already. >> No, he doing that. HE IS DOING THAT. GENUINELY. LOOK! LOOK! He's sucking the [ __ ] >> You're in here causing a scene. >> LOOK! OKAY, I'M CAUSING A [ __ ] HE TOOK my drink. I paid for that. I paid for that. >> No, you didn't. >> Okay, can I have the What's up? Where is my bag I paid for? I paid for my nuggets. I had a sandwich. >> Another sandwich, a double sandwich, seven orders of large fries, and a diet Coke. >> Okay. >> Did she pay for anything? >> I did. No, bro, where's my [ __ ] IT'S IN MY [ __ ] CAR. >> OKAY, go get the receipt. >> Okay, cool. Okay, can I Wait. I don't know if I have the receipt. >> Did you come through the drive-thru or what? >> No, I came through the drive-thru and I parked and I came inside. So, can I get the receipt and can I get my [ __ ] food? >> Let's go walk outside. >> I'll get food. >> Let's walk outside. >> Okay. I'm not doing too much I'm not trying to do too much and trying to get y'all. >> No, you're trying to eat too much. You already drank too much. >> No, we not. I said car's parked car's done. >> Who's in the car with you? >> Nobody. >> Yeah, what are we doing here? >> Stop right here for you. That's the [ __ ] >> Okay, but I'm saying what? What >> Why are we stopping right >> Did you go You went through the drive-thru, you got a receipt. let's all >> right here. >> I'm asking you a question. >> we stopping right here. >> Okay. >> You said stop right here. >> Whose car is this? >> Whose car is this? >> You already know. >> Whose car is it? No, I'm not moving. >> So, let Okay, so >> Whose car is it? >> Who else is in the car with you? >> Nobody. Nobody's in the [ __ ] car. Nobody's in the [ __ ] car. >> Nobody's in the car. I drove here myself. Drunk as [ __ ] So, you drove here to get Wendy's? >> Nobody is driving through the drive-thru alone. >> You drove through the drive-thru alone? >> Nobody said that. >> You just said that. Stupid. >> Nobody [ __ ] said that. The [ __ ] Wendy's called the police on y'all. Wendy's said this [ __ ] is tweaking in the drive-thru, right? That's what they said, right? >> Yeah, but how did your car get You drove here are you by yourself? >> I was alone. I was alone. >> I didn't [ __ ] move. >> I'm saying how'd you get over here? Was anybody else with you? You, how did you get to Wendy's? >> No, I didn't get over here with nobody. >> You came here yourself? >> No. >> You don't just appear here, so >> Yeah, I just [ __ ] appeared here. >> Okay. >> So, what happened? >> There was a rift in time and space is how she got there. And it was a big [ __ ] rift. >> I said that's what happened. >> Okay, well you already stated us that you went through the drive-thru, ordered food, and they didn't give it to you, and you had a receipt in your car for what you ordered when you went through the drive-thru. >> Did they tweet? >> Is that true? You You ordered food through the drive-thru and they didn't give you your food? >> Did they tweet? Did they not give my [ __ ] >> Well, that's what they're asking you. You would know if they gave you your [ __ ] or not. I'm asking you. I wasn't here. >> Yeah, did they though? >> I'm asking you. >> I'm asking you though. >> I wasn't here, ma'am. >> I'm I'm just saying they got my receipt. They backed up in there cuz they didn't give me my [ __ ] >> you had your receipt. >> I'm saying though. They They just grabbed the receipt, right? And they just went up in there, right? >> No. >> Right. They just grabbed my [ __ ] from my car, right? >> Nobody was at your car. >> No, they Nobody was at my car. Are you [ __ ] [ __ ] Three [ __ ] was just at my car. Are you dumb as [ __ ] Are you [ __ ] >> Yeah. He's the one. >> Three [ __ ] was just at my car. Are you slow? >> Three women just walked up to your >> on? Do you not register? What the [ __ ] is going on? >> No, I know what's going on. >> Three [ __ ] [ __ ] was just at my car. >> Just because you're big as three [ __ ] don't mean there was three [ __ ] at your car. >> Like did you not like >> No, maybe I don't understand. So explain to me. Tell me Tell me from from the START WHAT HAPPENED. >> CAR >> OKAY, YOU'RE NOT going to sit here and yell at me. You're not going to sit here and yell at me. >> Okay, officer. Well, [ __ ] what the [ __ ] is you talking about? >> Tell me what happened from the start. You don't have to sit down. Just tell me. I'm asking you. No. I did not. >> Yeah, I don't think you saw that either. I think you're just making [ __ ] up. Or you're confused. My money's on confused, but could be both. >> All that just happened, though. So like what are you hired to do? Watch what the [ __ ] happened. >> I didn't see three people at your car. No. So explain to me from the beginning before we got here. >> No, no. Before [ __ ] Like after you showed the [ __ ] up. [ __ ] three [ __ ] went up to my car. You didn't peep that. You didn't see that. >> No. >> [ __ ] slow. Like that's just like that's it. Really embarrassing. Like genuinely. Like because like I peeped that. Like it's [ __ ] pushing through the drive-thru. Like you didn't see three [ __ ] walk up to my car. That's literally embarrassing. >> No, when they got there, they saw you at the counter. You couldn't even see your car from where you were at. What the hell are you talking about? >> I've told you multiple times now I didn't see that. >> I'm going to call you. I called >> Well, it might be a peep. It is Easter time. >> Yeah, [ __ ] you could keep laughing. [ __ ] I don't give a [ __ ] I don't know who's behind me. Some [ __ ] goofy fat ass. >> What did she do when she came through the drive-thru? >> Uh the first time she she like we could tell she was drunk but like honestly it wasn't really my business to to call it so >> Right. >> We just took her order and then she said she needed to find her money so she took about 5 minutes to find her money. She couldn't find any so we told her okay. So I asked her to pull up here so so we could take the rest of the cars behind her. I heard her just like blaring on the horn so I figured she wanted me to come out here. So I came out here and she she just started screaming. I couldn't understand what she was saying cuz like her words were all slurred. So I just went back in the building. And then she came back around and she drove over the curb right there. And I seen her I saw her coming around. >> At least her marks right here are these her prints? >> Yeah cuz she one tire was on top of this curb and the other one was like off. That probably is her tire marks there. >> Is that not how sober people normally drive? >> I don't know. I'm not doing drugs. So what are we what are we doing? Like hey he said what are we doing? >> Fields? >> He doesn't know. He Fields I didn't you didn't pull me over. I'm not doing a field for you. I don't know I'm not I'm not doing a field for you. >> going to comply with field sobriety SOBRIETY TEST? >> NO TAKE ME TO JAIL. I'M NOT complying to anything you're talking about. Take me to [ __ ] jail. Are you [ __ ] [ __ ] >> She's not doing fields. >> Yeah. >> You're not free to leave. You are detained right now. 95er. You're you're under arrest for DUI. >> Put your hands on your Get on the ground. >> Yeah I'll get on the ground for you. Good luck getting a crane this time of night to get me back up. >> the ground. You got to stop drinking Ashley. You're an alcoholic. You're under arrest for aggravated DUI and resisting. >> Yeah I don't know why it's aggravated DUI. I mean I don't know Does that mean she was in an accident or maybe it's where she hit the curb or maybe cuz she's got previous DUIs. I don't know. If you know let me know in the comments. >> We will. Now listen to me. You're going to stand up on your own. We're going to help you. Do you understand? Okay. Lift with the legs fellas. Get up. Let's go. >> Put the >> Okay, they're broke. >> Let's go. Yeah, you should do that. Who are you calling a fat [ __ ] >> Grab my hand. >> No. I'll talk whenever I feel like it. How's that sound? >> How about you shut the [ __ ] >> No. You need to sit in jail for a while. You're a danger to the community. Stop moving around. Keep right there. Can you search the other side? In a minute. Relax. >> I'm not [ __ ] resisting, idiot. >> You're backing up. You got your glasses. Do we search the other side or not? Okay. All right. >> They're broke. Idiot [ __ ] Yeah, open the door. How are my glasses? >> They're broken. >> Oh, they're broken. Who broke them? >> They got trapped in your gravitational pull and imploded. Broken because you were resisting. >> Oh, they're broken or broken by officer [ __ ] idiot. Thank you, sir. Thank you so much. Thanks. >> You want to step on out? >> Step out and search you. Can you put them on my head? >> Let me get the car closed. >> put them on my head? Thank you. >> All right. Walk this way. What's up? >> Did you guys follow me the other one I was driving? >> No, we did not. >> So, what do you mean my charge is a DUI? >> Well, you drove there. Lots of people seen it. They wrote statements. You know you drove. Take your medicine. >> Exactly that, aggravated DUI. >> How am I going to get a DUI when you guys didn't um pull me over when I was driving? >> Because you were driving your vehicle under the influence. >> In what context? >> Well, you were drinking copious amounts of alcohol and you drove your vehicle and lots of people saw it and Do you need him to draw you a picture or a map or something? I don't know how to explain it to you. >> All right, subsequent to an arrest for driving while under the influence of alcohol, other drugs, or intoxicating compounds, or any combination thereof, DUI or section 11-401, leaving the scene of a fatal or personal injury crash, you are hereby notified that as provided in section 11-500 of the Illinois Vehicle Code, you are a first offender unless within the last 5 years of this arrest for DUI >> Oh, yeah, it's been previous 5 months, probably 5 days. >> or leaving the scene, you have had a previous conviction or court-assigned supervision for DUI or a similar provision of a local ordinance or a conviction in any other state of for DUI or a similar offense where the cause of action is the same or substantially similar to the Illinois Vehicle Code or the presence of cannabis as listed in the Cannabis Control Act with a delta-9 tetrahydrocannabinol concentration of either 5 ng or more of whole blood or 10 ng or more of other bodily sub- substance >> Yeah, we are out of my [ __ ] glasses. >> Look at my [ __ ] glasses. >> or any amount of a drug, substance, or compound resulting from the unlawful use or consumption of controlled substance listed in the Illinois Controlled Substance Act or if you are not a first offender, your driving privileges will be suspended for a minimum of 3 years. >> Like, I I have >> Or if you were involved in a motor vehicle crash that caused personal injury or death to another >> Yeah, I I understand why, but they shouldn't have to read it verbatim knowing damn well that the person's not listening to a word they're saying. Just wasting everybody's time and I'm sure it aggravates the [ __ ] out of them. >> Your driving privileges will be revoked for a minimum of 12 months. Personal injury means type A injury that requires immediate professional attention in a doctor's office or medical facility including severely severely bleeding wounds, distorted extremities, and injuries that require the entire injured party to be carried FROM THE SCENE. IF YOU SUBMIT TO A CHEMICAL TEST disclosing an alcohol concentration of .08 or more, a delta-9 tetrahydrocannabinol concentration of either 5 ng or more or >> Yeah, he should definitely get to stop at this point. It's not doing any good whatsoever. She's not listening to a damn word he's saying. >> or 10 ng of or more of other bodily substance, any amount of controlled substance as listed in the Illinois Controlled Substances Act, an intoxicating compound as listed in the use of intoxicating compounds Act, or methamphetamine as listed in the Methamphetamine Control and Community Protection Act. And if you are a first offender, your driving privileges will be suspended for a minimum of six >> Oh, she's definitely not a first offender. You can skip that part. >> Or if you are not a first offender, your driving privileges will be suspended for a minimum of 1 year. You are further warned that if you are a commercial driver, a driver's license CDL holder, your CDL privileges will be disqualified for the following time period. If you refuse to submit to or fail to complete all chemical tests required or submitted to A CHEMICAL TEST, SUBMIT TO a chemical test disclosing an alcohol concentration of .08 or more, any amount of >> They're not like a CliffNotes or abridged version or something that he could read through and this is going nowhere. >> drug substance, or intoxicating compound resulting from the unlawful use or consumption of cannabis [crying] as listed in the Cannabis Control Act, a controlled substance as listed in the Illinois Controlled Substances Act, an intoxicating compound as listed in the Use of Intoxicating Compound Act, or methamphetamine as listed in the Methamphetamine Control and Community Protection Act. If you have not had a prior 12-month disqualification of your CDL privileges, your CDL privileges will be disqualified for 12 months. If you have had a prior 12-month disqualification of your CDL privileges, your CDL privileges will be disqualified for life. Do you have that? Are you going to provide A BREATHALYZER? I'M NOT DOING IT. OKAY. DO YOU HAVE A CELL PHONE TO PLUG IN? YEAH, take me to [ __ ] jail. >> Take me to jail. I need some more horrible tattoos. >> No, take me to [ __ ] jail. >> No. >> Period. >> Not that I know of. >> That you have on protocol. >> just a >> And take me to [ __ ] jail. Period. >> It's never been shown any of that. >> All that. Skip everything that's [ __ ] mandatory. And take me to [ __ ] jail. >> We got a We have to get this process going first. >> Damn, well he just walked away and told me I was getting my own phone and my family. He He didn't lie to me. >> No, he just has to take care of something first and then he'll come back. He's not lying to you. It's just not We just can't instantly give you access to a phone. >> Sir. >> What's up? NOBODY'S PLAYING [snorts] WITH ANYTHING. >> MAYBE YOU SHOULDN'T GET SHIT-FACED AND RESIST ARREST. MHM? >> But I'm also going to play with them. >> Who was playing with your glasses? They were on your face. >> They were on, [ __ ] No, these were on my face. Right? Okay, cool. There's another set of glasses in evidence that it was studying 20 year weight. Like, I'm going TO TRY TO HAVE A SECOND set of glasses played with and [ __ ] with. Like the the [ __ ] is on that screen. Was there a problem? >> with it? >> Dispatch has been notified. >> What the [ __ ] are you talking about? >> Did they really have to do all that with her in the room? And that poor cop. >> Nobody playing with them. They are They are playing with them. I What the You're lying. >> I don't know what glasses you're talking about. The only glasses I know about are the ones on your face. >> Okay, SO THERE IS A PAIR OF GLASSES ON A [ __ ] SCREEN ON THE [ __ ] FLOOR RIGHT THERE, RIGHT? You Do you not see the phone? >> I see your phone. >> I'm [ __ ] if I hallucinate. >> I see your >> Well, yes, absolutely. And possibly. >> phone. >> Right. >> I don't see any glasses. >> My ass is [ __ ] backwards. I'm doing something too much, bro. I just want to [ __ ] drop. I just want to >> Go to jail. >> You're going to >> [ __ ] pee. >> All right, how about this? How about we go to jail in like 1 minute? That cool with you? I'll >> No, we're not. It's not going to take [ __ ] 1 minute cuz he's filling out [ __ ] paperwork. >> I'll try >> Yeah, that's pretty clever. I mean, drunks have very little concept of time. >> Idiot. Newey. New [ __ ] He's not [ __ ] taking 1 [ __ ] minute. Idiot. New wise. Go steal his [ __ ] This ain't going to take [ __ ] 1 MINUTE. >> I see it. >> You want to [ __ ] do it? Are you going to [ __ ] un-cuff this? >> Yeah, we're not going to un-cuff >> Okay, let's go. Let's go to [ __ ] Georgia. Like wherever, [ __ ] I don't give a [ __ ] [ __ ] I'm not doing that [ __ ] You're talking about a [ __ ] judge taking your [ __ ] five [ __ ] minutes and you're a [ __ ] I'm not doing that. [ __ ] take me to jail. >> So, that's it for Biggie Bag Mc Drunk Ass there. 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