This video, >> you have not read her. >> Oh my god. >> Welcome back, y'all. Today's video comes from a channel called Disorderly Florida. The link will be in the description as always. So, go over there and check them out. Give them a sub, all that fun stuff. Now, what you're about to witness is two of the most irritating dumb asses you've ever seen. Don't say I didn't warn you. Check it out. I'm Scorpio. I'm a Scorpio. I'm a Scorpio. >> Scorpio. >> Scorpio. >> Awesome. Cool. Scorpio is great. >> Yeah. >> Good. How are you? >> You know you're in for a very intelligent encounter when you walk up and the conversation is about astrology. >> Big Taurus. There's a lot more crime in Gainesville than Gumies. >> I'm waiting for you. I got to pay his head. >> Why did you over here? >> Because I need your ID. >> No, he doesn't. It's >> What the hell is on her head? No, I need I need her ID cuz she's going to be trespassed. So, >> it's okay. It's okay if he trespasses you. I don't give a trespass. >> You don't have your ID on you, though. >> I'll give I'll give my ID in person. >> Huh? >> M I'll give my social and all that. Look it up. >> Sorry, officer. She can't find her ID. She can't see through those picket fences on her eyeballs. >> But you don't have your physical ID. >> No, I don't. Okay. >> What you want to do about that? >> Nothing. I was just asking questions. >> So, do it. >> I did. So do it again. >> Why you doing all that? >> Doing all what? >> I'm trying to get some food. >> Okay. Well, >> well, they're trying to get you to leave. Guess who's going to get what they want? >> Come on. >> What's your name, dear? >> Allison. K. >> Okay. Allison, do you mind taking a step back for me? >> No, I don't. >> Okay. Allison, how do you spell your uh middle name? >> K Y. like the jelly >> and your last name. >> And your date of birth? >> 1200. >> Awesome. I appreciate that. >> Yeah. >> So, what this is is going to be a blanket trespass from the premises. >> Why am I getting trespassed? >> Because they don't want you in here no more. >> Why? What I did in there? What I did? >> I'm sorry. She's already irritating, but I can't get past those weird squigglies on her head. Is it Is that her hair? Is that a tattoo? Did she spill something? >> Food out of here. I need Hold on. Hold on. >> They're saying they specifically said that they wanted a girl in the corner that was making no noise, no mess. Yep. >> And I was sitting down. Trespass for what? >> It doesn't matter. They >> Hello. >> Y'all want to be trespassed? >> Hey, we're not doing that. >> Huh? >> We're not doing that. Come on. >> We're not doing that. Stop. >> Why is you grabbing me like that? >> Why is you talking like that? Let's go. >> Come on. Stop. >> I'm not doing it. She's not doing it. >> She just call him a crackle. Honey, if you were any whiter, you'd be transparent. >> Video. You have not read her right, please. >> You have not read. >> Imagine being so stupid that you think you can't put handcuffs on somebody without reading them their rights first. What do you do if they're running from you? You got to read them while you're chasing them. Stupid. >> Stop. >> You need to get back. >> Step back. [Music] >> Stop following me. I have you assault me. I have you assault me on >> I have you assault me on >> Yeah, we heard you. But you don't officer. Officer, this is legal in the state of Florida. Officer, you don't know your law. This is the state of Florida. You assaulting me right now. >> I got it. In the state of Florida, you assaulted me, >> sir. You did not ring me my hand. >> Ain't nobody talking to you, stupid me. That is assault. Arresting me for >> what are you? >> He put his hands on me. That is assault. >> What are you arresting me for? >> Go ahead. Have a seat. >> What are you arresting me for? >> Have a seat. >> I'm confused. >> Sit. >> All right. I'm saying what you arresting me for. >> Step back. >> What are you arresting me for? Close the door. Third time officer for Close. This is the third time the officer has said his hands on him. You have not red hair man. >> You just going to walk up on him like that? I don't know which one's stupider. >> Stop. >> You're on video. >> I know. I know. >> You don't know [ __ ] I have not assigned. I have not committed. >> Turn around and put your hands behind your back. >> I have not committed a crime. >> Put your hands behind your back. >> I have not committed a crime. >> You're going to go on the ground, >> sir. >> You're going to go on the ground. >> I know the Florida State law. >> You're going to go on the ground. It's not going to be nice. >> Sir, >> he told you he's going to do it. >> Sir, >> I have you on video. I will get that phone from you. >> Assaulting me. Assaulting me. >> Cool. You got it on video. Him assaulting you. Take it to the DA. See if they file charges. Take it to a supervisor. File a complaint. Get laughed out of the police station. That'd be hilarious. >> Without my rights. What are my rights before you arrest me? What are my rights? Before you arrest me on camera, >> no Miranda rights. No Miranda rights. Sir, as I ask you again, what have you what have you arrested me for? Sir, officer, as I ask you again, what Elro County have you arrested me for? >> If I had to guess, I'd say disorderly conduct and obstruction. interfering officer >> officer in my car >> as you have assaulted me again. What have I assaulted you? First of all, officer me on my phone before he before he did not call a female officer. First of all, no, he's not. No, he's not. I have it all on >> this. Stop all of this. Stop what? [Music] My camera is right there. >> Good. If they were this much fun uh >> right now, I could only imagine how much fun they were all night. >> Why you got me in here? >> Cuz you're arrested, stupid. >> So, what I told you was you're not going to confront staff while I'm trying to conduct an investigation. >> I paid for my food in there. I didn't do nothing to you. >> And what I said, >> why you put me in the back of a cop? I ain't do nothing to you. >> Well, he's not going to let you ride up front. video. >> You going to let me talk? >> No. >> Hey, >> I did nothing to you. >> Yep. >> Yeah. I just had two of them. >> No, that's 100%. >> No, I went to 10:15 her because she wanted to start getting into it with staff >> about the trespass. >> She kept walking up behind me. >> You never read me no right. You never told me nothing before you put hands on me. I never got no brain. >> Are you okay? >> Can I get a name for the manager or >> I'm the manager? Are you okay? I see you all shaking. Do you want a water baby? broken >> fighting two drunk girls in the parking lot. It's the really the epitome of my night right now. >> Ashley. >> Yeah, that's me. [Music] >> It's like falling asleep on the counter. >> Cool. We'll deal with that in a second, too. >> Ashley. >> Emory. E M E R Y. >> Date of birth. >> Uh September 2nd. All >> these dates everybody asked me when your baby dude. >> I know. >> How many kids you got? >> People just want to know your business. >> Keep going. I got >> you got him. All right. Somebody's got to. Otherwise, he can take a ride, too. [Music] >> Notice how them dudes kind of scattered. They're like, "Oh, thank God we dodged a bullet there. Get them away from us. [Music] You don't have to read no more. >> Throw her in a car, please. Cuz I can't stand her mouth. >> I like this guy. >> She's not. >> Yeah. >> You paid for my money in there. >> Let me see your hand. >> You paid for my money in there. I didn't even do nothing in this [ __ ] >> No, I did not. I didn't even do nothing. No, >> I didn't even do nothing. I didn't even do nothing. the do nothing, >> [ __ ] I don't pay for my mother food. >> You paid for that? Well, whose money? Obviously, you don't have a daddy if you're going to act like that. And there's no way in hell you'd be able to hold down a job. Ain't nobody stupid enough to pay for your Only Fans. Where'd you get money from? >> All right. >> All right. All right. What are youing doing, >> man? I got stuff back there. Hold on. >> I was going to say, >> can you pop my trunk? >> Yeah, >> it's open. lock it. I think there was food in there. They got me up. The [ __ ] >> I never did no [ __ ] I've never been in jail before. >> I find that very hard to believe. Associate. >> Do we have uh her ID? >> 20 minutes. Was it? >> Do we have that one's ID? >> Yeah. I got it right here. >> You got possession. I don't know. Is that the Yeah. >> What is that? Is this >> That's like a rock though. Is it just >> She probably picking up gravel out of the parking lot trying to smoke it. This one ain't too bright. >> Yeah, it may not. I thought I figured it was just >> I know. I think it is >> burned. It's a >> It looks like a band-aid that's wrapped up. >> Yeah. >> Put Put a light on it cuz it looks like burn. Right. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. >> Panic in your voice. Shut. I'm here. >> Thank you. >> Oh, I didn't hear what she just said, but it's >> you know, >> does you have a local address or >> uh Bronx? >> That makes sense. >> So So, so what what was happening? >> Trespassing this girl. >> She turns around and was like She was fine. This one's kind of giving me a lip. You don't need to provide your nothing. You don't got to give ID. You don't got to do this. You don't got to that. I'm recording. All right, cool. So, my girl starts approaching staff >> saying, "Why the [ __ ] are you having me trespass this that and the other >> on and on." I said, "No, we're not doing that. You need to step back." She doesn't. Okay, cool. So, I went to grab her. >> This one started walking up on me. Her two little dudes that were with her started walking up on me. So, I'm like, "All right." Well, technically the one dude bailed immediately and the other one was kind of standing in the way. He didn't really walk up on you. And then another guy, he was pretty chill. He was just trying to talk you out of arresting his peace for the night. >> She kept following me probably this close. I turned around, had to push her back a couple times and then she stood here. >> I'm literally head home. >> The the security over here is like, "Bro, you keep following him, you're going to get arrested." So that's exactly what's going to happen. >> I'm literally heading home. I ain't gonna lie. Radio ain't up that loud. >> Yeah. >> A sign with me, too. >> Yeah. >> All right. >> Have a good night. >> Yeah. >> Appreciate it, man. Hey, we'll see. >> It would have been chaos without you out here. We appreciate that. >> Nothing else. Well, don't grab it without gloves on, especially if you don't know what the hell it is. >> She had a weird assortment of things. I mean, literally a crayon, wherever that went. Like the most miscellaneous. >> Well, she thought she might need a little snack later. >> You get lost. >> Not so long before I made it. Hello. >> Just so you know, you could have just left and this wouldn't have been a thing. >> I'm trying to leave. I was in there trying to wait on my food. >> Yeah, but when I told you to >> I tried to wait on my food that I paid for. I paid for my food. >> When I told you to step back from the counter, you didn't. >> What are you talking about? I tried to wait on my food that I paid for. >> You're in there acting a fool. They're not going to make food for you. Sorry. What is she talking about? What is wrong with that? I tried to wait on my food that I paid for that was a problem that I paid for some food and I try to wait on it. I was in case never been to jail. My sister's a sheriff from Lee County. >> Sheriff never been to jail. Tried to wear some mother food. >> I didn't know that was the issue. Bless you. >> Yeah, bless me. >> I thought you sneezed. Sorry. [Music] >> Did you hear me, sneeze? >> Oh, you did. I'm sorry. >> Why would he want to hear any of that [ __ ] you spit out your mouth hole that you think is words? Did you find anything you were looking for? >> Hey, so I'm officer comic. All right. I'm only a female, so I'm going to search you. Okay. >> Sure. >> You got any needles on you? >> Look for what you're looking for. >> No, I'm I'm asking you. I just don't want to get stuck by anyone. >> Do I look Do I look at me? First of all, don't look like a motherucking needle head to you, baby. A >> little bit. Do a [ __ ] crackhead to you, baby. Yeah. Do >> I look like I have a [ __ ] pipe on me, baby? Look at Look, look for me, [ __ ] >> You don't look like you don't have a pipe on you. >> You You know I don't look like no crackhead, baby. I never Wait till my daddy call in the morning. That's what y'all do. Wait till my daddy call in the morning. That's what y'all do. Look, look for me, baby. You know I don't look like no [ __ ] dope head. Look, look for me. Look for me. Look. >> Is there going to be any type of cont like there's some contraband on me? >> Listen to me. Do I look like >> Okay. >> Yeah, you look a lot like >> contra can be a lighter. Do I look like I lie on I look like I smoke drugs to you? >> All right. >> I look like I do drugs to you, baby. >> I look like I got a lot of to you, baby. >> You look like whoever did your ink does drugs and a lot of them. >> I smoke cigarettes to you, baby. You know good and goddamn well. I don't smoke no mother cigarettes. >> Candles. >> I don't smoke no man. What the [ __ ] I'm going to gumies with my candle lighter for beef foring real. You done been on police long enough. I'm going to gummies with my candle lighter. >> That's my vape. Put it in my possessions cuz I need it tomorrow. Ain't got no criminal record. Y'all going to do all this paperwork for [ __ ] nothing. I'll be out R tomorrow. Got no criminal record. Y'all doing this paperwork cuz Elijah kind of got nothing else to do. But wait till you hear from my daddy though, baby. >> They really don't give a [ __ ] who your p his poor daddy is. Wait till y'all hear from my daddy in the morning. Keep searching, baby. Look for that crap pot you look for on 20th. Baby, you know I ain't got no crap pot. You can look me in my face and can tell I ain't got no [ __ ] on me. >> I can look you in your face and consider it a miracle you don't got no [ __ ] on you. I >> don't care. >> You do. If you searching for me, you got to care. >> It's my job to search. >> So you care? >> I didn't say that. I said it's my job. >> It's your job to care. If it's your job to search, it's your job to care, baby. >> Search is very different. Do you want your necklace to come off or take it off at the jail? >> Dig deep in there. What I'm being arrested for? >> I don't know. I didn't show up. I didn't put you in handcuffs. >> Put your shoes, baby. Let you know. >> Put your sit back in the court, please. >> Put your search in me, baby. What I'm being arrested for. >> Y'all don't Y don't let you know what Hold on. Hold on. On y'all's police camera. On y'all's police. Y don't know what I'm being arrested for. >> Y'all don't know what I'm being restrained for. >> On y'all's police camera. Y'all don't know what I'm being restrained for. battery >> still. >> Yeah, she What's she getting arrested for? >> That resisting interfering with a uh investigation. >> Put the window down. >> Sh. Can you put the window down? >> Yeah. >> What? You don't want to open the door back up? Come on now. >> Can you do it from this side? >> No. Probably not. >> You never been on that side of the car. She She was F for like a week and a half. >> Resisting an officer without violence. >> Talking to the wrong person. Talking to the wrong person. >> You want to go that side over here? Oh, I thought I started my >> I don't got nothing on me. >> I paid for my mother food. Y'all better give me a mother refund. I know that. What you want to try for? >> Anything? I can't go into the jail. >> This truck. Thank you so much. >> Yeah. What do you guys say? Security R43 or anything? No, I got managers for trespass. >> I got to hear at some point in time what happened last night. We >> h you're 20 last night. >> I better get my crazy girl. >> Call her cracker ass cracker. They hate that. Hurts their feelings. >> She has a she doesn't have an >> I know it's a federal charge. I know that, baby. Y better get y'all better understand that I paid for my mother and [ __ ] better. >> Well, there you go. Some world class dumbassy from some world class dumb asses. It's all I got for them. Be sure and like, subscribe, leave a comment. We'll see you on the next one.