Why are you dressed like that? Why Why are you wearing a robe? >> Surprise, judge. >> I'm not a judge. I'm a police officer. >> Not you. Me. >> Are there any firearms, illegal contraband? Drugs in this vehicle I needed to be made aware of? >> That would be enough. You know, power doesn't come in in a uniform. >> Hey, >> you have a broken tail light, ma'am. That's another citation. >> Now, what are you doing? >> It's illegal to be driving around with a broken tail light. Yeah, after you broke it. >> I did not break it. I'm trying to keep the school safe. >> Actually, are you kidding me? You know what? Intentional damage. Intentional property damage is a mean misdemeanor. You want me to uh read you the statute? But you know what? I've sentenced more men with better discipline than you. You'll be standing when I walk in court. Surprise, >> ma'am. Wh Why Why didn't you just lead telling me that you were a judge? All All you had to do is tell me you were a judge. I see you.