You are hereby sentenced to 23,000 YEARS IN PRISON. WHAT? OH HELL NO. YOU ARE HEREBY SENTENCED TO 11,000 years in What? WHAT? OH NO, I CAN'T DO THIS. I CAN'T DO THIS. MOM. MOM, PLEASE. I NEED MY MOM. FOR YOUR CRIMES, this court sentences you to 110 years in state prison without the possibility of parole. >> 110 years? That's wack, man. Some You are hereby sentenced TO 999 >> NO. NO. NO. SIR. NO. NO. HEY, take a breath. Sit down. For your crimes, this court sentences you to 200 years in state prison without the possibility of parole. >> this time, huh? You are hereby sentenced to 9,999 years OH HELL NO. WOAH. NO. GOD, NO. I CAN'T