The suspected crime is careless driving. >> Can you show me where I went the wrong way? >> Right now, we just have a word >> That's a word. That is not a crime. I'm not giving you my ID. Am I being detained? >> At this time, yes. >> Okay, you have 2 minutes for detainment. This is called kidnapping at the moment. Right now, you're unlawfully detaining me because you have no proof. Therefore, you are accusing me of being guilty instead of presuming innocent. Otherwise, I would not be {quote} {unquote} detained right now. >> manager told me that you admitted to driving on the wrong the wrong way on a one-way. You two got into a little argument in the parking lot. The other person doesn't want anything done right now. So, we're done. >> Well, then am I free to go? >> Yes. >> Then have a good day.