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he's he's probably throwing it up since
two o'clock he's probably throwing up
five times and he's had diarrhea since
midnight we're gonna run some glasses
what are we gonna do
welcome back to the channel guys
remember this cigar chomping soft sit
who got pulled over in Illinois with a
car full of pets well he's back and on a
mission to collect as many citations in
as little time as possible yes in this
video he gets pulled over while taking
his ill dog to the vet but rather than
deal with the traffic stop as quickly as
possible for the sake of his dog he does
this instead
here we go again
I see I'm coming right over here
so this happened in his last stop
refusing to pull over straight away
until he made it home and into his
driveway now cops usually wait and pull
you over when it's safe to do so but
this guy has a problem with authority a
big problem like all soft says so he
pulls over when he wants to which this
time he's at the best also remember no
seat belt for later
oh
hi there saw me what's your emergency
and how can I help you I'm just doing a
traffic stop here your registration is
expired you know that
your emergency
yeah it's not an emergency you know it's
a felony you know it's a felony to pull
somebody over with your lights if it's
not an emergency
I it's not it doesn't have to be an
emergency it's a traffic stop sir
yes there's the guy driving with an
expired license expired tag and no proof
of insurance
I'm not operating in Commerce but I tell
you what go ahead and fill that out for
me before we can proceed I got a sick
dog and uh I need to take him in so go
ahead and fill that out before we can
proceed well no I'm gonna need to see
your driver's license please I'm not
operating in Commerce I don't use a
driver's license when I'm traveling in
my private business Affairs you know the
Supreme Court says that I don't need one
you need a driver's license yeah when
I'm up when I'm not operating in
Commerce if I'm using the road for
higher then yes I do okay so first of
all this cop is under no obligation to
pandity or crazy delusions by filling
out your dumb form the quicker you
realize that the less embarrassing it
will be for you secondly you really need
to Rebrand because calling your vehicle
a private business Affairs immediately
after saying you don't operate in
Commerce sounds really really dumb it's
like saying you hit the taste of apples
while chowing down on a Golden Delicious
and finally there is no Supreme Court
case that says you only need a license
if you're operating in Commerce now
here's a crazy idea how about you
actually read one of those Supreme Court
cases instead of blindly believing your
sausage Guru because it might just save
you a fortune in traffic tickets or you
could just ignore everything I've just
said and double down
but uh you need to you need to have a
driver's license to operate a vehicle on
the roadway sir I'm not operating in
Commerce
you're operating a vehicle on the
roadway but on the public road and I
have an unleadable right to do that to
travel do you know that with a driver's
license no
if you're driving a vehicle you can
travel I'm not driving a vehicle I am
traveling in my automobile driving your
automobile no I'm not a driver because
I'm not a Commerce
no I'm not in Commerce
go ahead and fill that out for me and
then I can answer your driver's license
please I don't use the driver's license
and I don't have one you don't have a
valid driver's license no I'm not
operating in Commerce unless Private
Business Affairs okay how about your
name what's your name
what's your name my name is Officer
Schumacher
what is your name you've got a name
you don't have a name
look we can sit here for 30 minutes and
then you're gonna call in and you're
gonna let me go
or we can sit and play this game uh-huh
I don't plan on arresting him okay so if
you're not gonna read me my Miranda
rights and charge me with a crime I'm
free to go yeah no you're not free to go
you're well that's so that I'm under
arrest right now so I'm under arrest
you're being detained so I'm under
arrest
if I'm detained in my private business
Affairs without a victim without a crime
I'm under arrest so read me my Miranda
rights or I'm the state of Illinois the
victim is the victim the victim can't be
in the state of Illinois because the
state of Illinois is a corporation you
got to have a victim you got to have a
Flesh and Blood Man
no the state of Illinois is not a victim
well the state I.E the people are
considered the victim whether you like
it or not and making up stories about
the state being a corporation and
changing the definition of words like
detained and the rest to fit your
narrative it's not gonna work it didn't
work the last time you tried this and it
looks like it's not gonna work today
look I'm traveling in my private
automobile I'm not in Commerce
what was your name again sir
hey
did I get that name sir
I'm not operating in Commerce
I mean oh it very much matters yeah it
very much matters and the fact that you
guys don't know that it's I I understand
you're you're doing what you're doing
the job you've been trained to do
I mean how much of an arrogant
narcissist do you have to be to tell a
cop that the job he does for a living is
a complete lie because you believed
everything is scam artist also known as
a soft sick girl who told you
but unless you've got a victim and
you've got a crime uh
you're gonna read me my Miranda rights
you're detaining me you're not dictating
this traffic stop he needs your name and
date of birth and you're you're gonna be
out of here okay
no going that well is it like also says
all Yaz is the script and when that gets
rejected he has nothing to work with so
what does a soft set do when backed into
a corner well it's obvious they rinse
and repeat the script because well it
works so well the first time
Private Business Affairs in my private
automobile sir I have an unleadable
right to travel I'm sure you folks don't
know that
okay
and the place to make that hilarious
argument is in court not at the side of
the road which this cop rightfully
points out to him when he tries again to
push his BS paperwork on him
your name Thomas
sir
excuse me sir I hear you happen is your
name Thomas almost dead
what is your name my name is Officer
Schumacher
t com 1127 status
okay well you can you can talk you can
take that to your court case for the
traffic citation
well said officer take your pseudo-legal
argument to call where it can be left
out in the building
write the stinking ticket then I need
your name
I don't use a driver's license when I'm
traveling I need a citation to nobody
well
you have a crime do you have a victim
I'm gonna need your name or you're going
to be arrested for a truck and Justice
that would be good because that would be
expensive so if you want to arrest me
you've already you are you already have
me under arrest
so Read Me My Rights or I'm free to go
more threats of a lawsuit if they try to
arrest him he did this in the last video
and guess what it didn't work then
either
I have a passport would you like to see
my passport absolutely can I see that
sure
yeah that's not like any passport I've
ever seen and from the look on the cops
face I think he agrees and not that I
agree with a cop accepting a fake ID or
passport as identification but soft
sticks do usually put their real names
on them so at least they now know who he
is even though they kind of already knew
his name anyway
anyway now he spews even more word solid
what's your res
that's a reasonable articulate both a
suspicion that I'm operating in Commerce
that's your saf no no what's your saf
it's available
that's that's true if I was operating
with Commerce that's true if I was
operating in Commerce but I'm not okay
gotcha so the no no laws apply to you
then no that's not true at all uh if I
injure somebody if I commit a crime if I
damage somebody's property if I trespass
on somebody's rights I damn well better
be held accountable and I would expect
to be you don't have a crime here you're
building a mountain out of mobile Hills
what you're doing you think so yeah
we'll see
I mean that's the soft sick Playbook
right there making mountains out of Mall
Hills is what they excel at also wearing
the statue does it say you only need a
license if you're operating in Commerce
I mean I'll save you some time it's not
there because it's made up by the guru
you got all that paperwork from
were you wearing a seatbelt for us
aren't you
you're going to fill out that paper
I'm going to assume that you're not
going to take on 112.
well we all know the answer to the
question regarding his seat belt because
he was dumb enough to start recording
prior to being pulled over and you
assume wrong about the citation this is
your second stop for the same reason in
as many weeks
if you have a driver's license sir
I just inspired but you do have a
driver's license
you're gonna you're gonna run this
yeah oh you already ran it yeah
I honestly don't know why they like soft
sets getaway we're providing fake IDs
and passports like this because it only
reinforces their belief that these IDs
work he should be cited for not
identifying because these IDs are not
legitimate anyway I think he's prolonged
his dog suffering enough by dragging
this traffic stop out this long so the
vet comes out to pick the dog up I hope
this little guy is okay after these
visits the Vets he reminds me of Max my
cheeky little lassar Apso
can you take him in now
he's probably throwing it up since two
o'clock he's probably throwing up five
times and he's had diarrhea since
midnight we're gonna run something what
are we gonna do
I gave him some Italian beef yesterday
for lunch and I shouldn't have done that
so I think that's what happened
all right
here's your citations you're getting one
pretty expired registration you're
getting one for the expired driver's
license and you're getting one for no
proof Insurance all right
you understand that I don't stand under
anything okay I do not consent to
contract with you
you don't have to so your court date is
going to be oh I absolutely have May 9th
2023 9 A.M I did not accept your
contract absolutely
I don't need anything else from you
you're not allowed to drive this on the
road though okay
it's not legal to operate on the roadway
so a warning is not going to cut it for
a sovereign citizen you need to tow his
car to stop him from committing further
offenses which he will definitely do
anyway it shuts the camera off so we
never get to see him commit those
defenses
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