I really just wanted my best friend to
talk to me
and now I'm sitting here with you with
cuffs on and the back of a cruiser my
truck's been towed like dude
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so I was best friends with him for seven
years
it was just a friend it was but we
haven't talked for it for years and we
kept showing up
no have you ever invited them home no
he's like he was my best friend for
stuff he's even met him before and then
he just like lost his [ __ ] uh a friend
three years ago two years ago I haven't
seen him in two years just kind of
infatuated with her and yeah
we haven't seen him in two years but
he's popping up like I stopped talking
to him in two years I got these have you
told him not to come around yeah plenty
of times he was in his back patio yes he
was in the back patio and he was trying
to get through this song yeah he he
looked he looks at the window this
window like was looking through all the
windows and they saw him there I told
him uh to run because he kept on trying
to have a conversation and trying to
like pull my pull the [ __ ] door open
was he doing anything else for sure
besides trying to pull it open well he
was banging on the window he's banging
on the window yeah to the point where I
thought he was gonna break the glass so
I sent my daughter into the room and
told her I locked the door okay yeah
were you scared yeah yeah isn't like
he's next playing okay what do you think
would have happened if you were getting
it
I I feel like I honestly
he's become so obsessive and
wants to talk to the point where I like
I've done everything he's like fine I'm
just gonna go I'm just gonna go so he
leaves and runs and hops on in his truck
and speeds off down the street how many
times have you changed your phone number
three times yeah and it's all been
because of him yeah
the last time was July so it was quiet I
just get messages and packages to my
house
um but I think the last time uh well he
caught me in the middle of the road
but before then last time it was fourth
I think it was Fourth of July he dropped
me off a bottle of whiskey and some
fireworks because he knows it's my
favorite
yeah
oh God
is there anything else you'd like to add
to this
um
you need to record this huh no I have to
refresh
okay you know she said I don't want to
be friends anymore you've pushed it too
far which I didn't think I'd asked that
many times but okay she uh I think she
blocked my number so I tried emailing
her
and she blocked me on that and then she
blocked me on all social media so I mean
I've had no way to contact her except to
show up and here's the funny and
confusing thing that she's told me
before that if I ever really just wanted
to talk to her than to just come talk to
her she's told me that in the past
I don't want him over here I
mean like I said man I really wasn't
trying to cause any trouble
I really just wanted my best friend to
talk to me
now I'm sitting here with you with cuffs
on and the back of a cruiser my truck's
been towed like dude
I was just trying to see if I could talk
to her and if not I was going to go
about my day go about my life
that's it that's all I was trying to do
I wasn't trying to to create a problem
man I was actually trying to solve one
at least I got you do you have any scars
marks or tattoos
uh yeah I've got a Marine Corps emblem
tattoo on my left chest are you I now
your status wise are you single married
divorced single single okay okay I was
trying to get married
I guess it's good I can crack jokes Hey
listen you just gotta roll with the
punches man what um religion
um I don't know Jedi Jedi
okay can I put that sure why not
I feel like I'm just wasting y'all's
time to
be out doing something way more
important than this BS drama
gotcha
I'm so done with her I tried I tried
just
just wanted to love her that's all I
wanted
I got a question for you just because
realm of possibility sort of thing let's
say she rescinds the order
I have proof of that
I don't know how any of those orders
work okay I have no I was just wondering
because like nothing I'm expecting her
to but just in case I don't know even if
she does after all this man
I don't think I got it any to forgive
her
or to even I think honestly at this
point it's just best to just you want
some real advice move on with my life
yeah away from it man yeah man who you
are right now
yeah yeah
look where it got me nope don't just let
it go I know it hurts dude I know you
don't want to be back here no
well I think I just go home
why do I have to try and talk to her why
why
God damn it
hell I would have I would have just if
she just would have talked to me and at
least explain to me why she's done with
me then
I could have at least
gotten that
like no explanation dude no nothing just
poof
I thought you know maybe she wants to
see me make that extra effort and show
my face and actually be there you know
idiot I am such a [ __ ] idiot never
think with your heart never think with
your heart never ever think with your
[ __ ] heart never think with your hard
Tom you [ __ ] idiot God I'm so stupid
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supposed to go without her the rest of
my life
I love you so much
hey you know what I was looking for a
sign I guess I got it
idiot
it could be a home playing Xbox right
now or
watching Star Trek or cleaning up my
house or doing that load of dishes that
means I mean uh or finishing up the
laundry or
never again never ever again
this little officers
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