I'm back up right now
whenever you're ready
until I tell you to stop
or until you want to quit
you can stop
all right
so go ahead turn around for me
no interlock your hands like your prey
and there you go that's the most
comfortable way to rhyme
anybody inside your car that is not
drunk
not drunk yes and you chose to drop
oh that's one
it seems a little bit
unnecessary I understand there's a lot
of traffic coming out of there that we
were just in and I know that you guys
need to set a point
but I can't watch my father I go through
that it's a little bit cool
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just run him down yeah I'll meet you
there
is hey who's Dustin
oh it doesn't look like you can drive
either I'm good I promise you I'm good
I'll do you mind uh none of us are going
to do it
okay that's fine then
um all right well all of you can find a
ride home because I'm telling you so you
guys you guys can all get out of the car
and I don't care
a taxi or whatever you're gonna do
sir well listen to me if you guys don't
get out of the car right now I'm gonna
take all of you to jail I don't care if
I have to arrest five people I got a lot
of handcuffs okay so Mr Dustin
I would I'm actually asking you to step
out of the car I will step out of the
car okay that's great
those are my sunglasses and my ticket
okay that's fine
you want you can go stand right there
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and pull your hands out of your pockets
you can sit on the ground if you want
what's up but I do need a key
there's a bush right behind you
fine for making you stand here and not
letting me be you're a human man I
understand you got to go if you got to
go you got to go there's a bush right
behind yourself
there's only like four bushes on a fence
so
I don't know what his deal is I've had
one drink all day okay it's okay because
do you uh do you want to step out this
way or do you want me to
meet it yeah everyone's getting out yep
you're very welcome how are you tonight
you can actually leave your purse right
here man for now I'll take it no you can
leave it in the car for now okay listen
man listen to me your car this car now
is everything in the car is getting
searched
because now I have a cause to search the
entire car and that's its contents
you're
if you want to step over here everything
in the car
I am I'm following the Supreme Court
case law ma'am so
let's come over here listen I'm really
not trying to cause any problems with
anybody okay
over here
I don't want anybody to get
I understand I apologize
I can drive I'm completely fine if you'd
like me to take us right we don't do it
we don't do sobriety tests anymore
so
so all right so let me explain to you
why your purse is inside the car because
there's marijuana in plain view inside
the vehicle okay and I have a medical
I'm I'm a cancer survivor and I'm still
fighting cancer so I yeah I I can uh I
can appreciate and sympathize with that
okay you don't give a [ __ ] but God I
understand man I listen I I completely
respect your ride to have a prescription
I'm right no I'm sober too let's do it
okay all right let's do it let's
everybody we're gonna go back to my car
and we're gonna hang out is that what
we're going to do that's the 100 what
we're gonna do unless you want to go to
qsl
so like I said if you want to look at my
windshield there's a bunch of handcuffs
in there I got plenty
yeah exactly so let's come back here
marijuana I'm not because I'm I have
cancer because marijuana is illegal in
the state of Florida ma'am and Illinois
is this and I have a cancer
card ma'am come back here to my car
thank you sir
right up there but nobody else
bring your dog out
oh
just that little bit
tell her the daughter to come here
what's under the seat
just a little bit of we just a grinder
I already got the grinder okay and then
there was a bowl somewhere
it's weed that's it okay
I really don't feel like wasting my time
no it's that's it I promise you
come back here
no don't worry about
it man listen to me I really could care
less if you smoke weed okay I'm just
letting you know listen to me let me
explain some to you okay in the State of
Florida if you don't have a medical card
issue I do listen to that in the State
of Florida if you don't have a medical
card issued to you in the State of
Florida man listen to me let me explain
something to you okay the two pins that
you have in your purse are actually
felonies right now you can go to jail
and that's a felony controlled substance
in the State of Florida because you do
not have it in Florida Cancer
prescriptions
I understand that I'm not I'm not trying
to hassle you over some marijuana okay I
understand I just want you to understand
why you're still here DUI is much more
important to me than marijuana I really
could care I can drive if you would like
to give them a few minutes I don't get
Phil sobriety
yeah
come here
come here
can you blow this
is
I have one drink for dinner
thanks for lunch
what does that mean point zero nine okay
the legal an 8.08 I would let you drive
I had orange to kill a drink
I would like to drive okay okay I really
would but you see that great point zero
eight is the legal limit in the State of
Florida if I let you drive I'm letting
you do you want okay
now I gave you a chance okay I'm not
trying to be unfair I don't I don't do
field sobriety unless you were caught
driving I'm not gonna waste my time
now how
much also between the three of you you
seem to be the most sober yes how can I
help you guys get home
okay
where are you going to Marathon a
marathon I have the address on my phone
okay do you want to get your purse
whatever
you want to check on him real quick the
fact that you have no [ __ ] regards to
a person dying of cancer
yeah
the only thing that causes my pain to go
away is marijuana we're already cutting
you a break because what you're doing is
a felony
no that's fantastic sir
back up right now
don't step up or not you're not going
into a vehicle alone don't I'm not going
to that vehicle at all I'm letting her
get hurt you're not going to a vehicle
alone with her at all you need to back
up right now I'm telling you what I'm
telling you okay
it sounds great man
it does I don't I have zero interest in
going up there
won't you just stay back here you do
your job I'll do mine how about that
I'm good man shake it I don't shake
hands
I don't even know you
I'm not not disrespectful man I'm just
not I'm not going I don't care about
going to your car I don't care if that's
your wife I don't care if that's your
mom I'm sure I don't I don't care I'm
trying to help you guys
that's fantastic
ma'am do you know the address
yeah sir step over there right now
I'm gonna give you one more time to
listen to me before you go to jail too I
got this you understand me
back off right now back up right now
hey please sir please stop don't resist
stop flexing
why
what's the point
all right so do you two want a taxi
do you want a taxi ma'am
okay
ma'am do you want me to call you a taxi
yes and her attack stand is he going to
jail yes why 100 I gave him 15 options
Drive
we are all
about you realize if you guys don't shut
the [ __ ] up we're going to bail you all
to jail so to stand on the curb and shut
the [ __ ] up that's all you gotta [ __ ]
do all of you just shut the [ __ ] up sit
there and shut the [ __ ] up
God isn't that [ __ ] hard
I was giving him the [ __ ] address so
we get a taxi the [ __ ] out of here you
guys gotta keep [ __ ] running your
mouth
I understand that come right here all
right uh neither one of them are gonna
get out tonight okay they both have to
go in the morning and see a judge
because both of these charges DUI and
resisting both require a judge to sign
off on you to get out of jail
yeah if you guys just come stand like
off to the side
come stand up right where my light is
just so you're safe okay off the site
there's your taxi right there anyways
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