on January 3rd 2022 an officer conducted
a traffic stop on a vehicle that had
been speeding it would soon be apparent
that the driver was extremely
intoxicated me South call plac South
call be calling to Merchant Crossing
send me another unit
please hi hey how are you turn the car
off yeah yeah
absolutely stop digging around put your
hands on the steering
where you coming from tonight Anglewood
Beach Anglewood Beach do you know the
speed limit coming off Anglewood Beach
35 35 how fast do you think you were
coming over the the bridge I would
assume 40 55 on a radar on a calibr
radar and then I had a punch it to catch
up to you here cuz you gunned it sure
sure give me your license your
registration your proof for insurance
okay uh so I just moved here uh four
months ago four months ago where from
Wisconsin WI I know bold right cool
man so I didn't I didn't get my license
registered yet how long you been here
about about five and a half months okay
well I'll tell you what I'm not going to
give you a hard time over that but
technically in state of Florida you have
30 days to get yes sir I appreciate it
here okay so we'll work with you okay so
here's my uh license Florida oh so you
do have a florid driver you just have a
register you register a vehicle sir I I
bought my I bought this entire car okay
two months before I moved here got it so
I didn't get my I didn't get my plates
yet okay and that's a credit card I
don't need that yeah yep so uh
registration what is that the basically
when you register the car in Wisconsin
they give you some pay so I don't have
that I got pull over like a week and a
half ago because I just moved here and I
didn't have the uh registration yet
okay because I just moved here a month
and a half before I bought the car okay
got it do you have your insurance could
you pull that up on your phone I do yeah
yeah if you if it's easier for you you
can pull it up on the
phone where did I put my phone where is
your phone I don't know but either way I
have the paperwork okay step out of the
vehicle for me okay yes sir yes sir you
guys may be nervous I lost my phone
nothing to be nervous about man probably
it's still in the car okay can I turn my
car off yeah please no it's already off
you already turned it off remember I
asked you to turn it off yeah yeah all
right we're com right back here okay no
you good right right back
here I'm not worried about your speed
okay speed yes sir you got to get a
warning for the speed that's not a big
deal okay how much have you had to drink
tonight six drinks about six drinks six
drinks like but like since like how long
over how long 800 p.m. 8:00 okay it's
been a while it's been a while I met a
girl on Instagram you know what I'm
saying I hear you here's the deal okay y
I'm going to give you warning for the
speed I'm not worried about your speed
okay I want to make sure you're able to
get in your car and drive home from this
place yes sir okay and what the way that
we do that is through standed I feel
sobriety tasks yes sir and that show
I've done two you've done two I've done
two I'm from Wisconsin okay I got you so
that's what I'm hoping to achieve
tonight okay I want to make sure you're
able to get in your car and get and
drive home from this place sir so you're
on board with that yes sir okay give me
a second I got to get some stuff I'll be
right back with you take my hoodie off
stand right here for me do whatever want
stay right here leave your hoodie on man
it's cold out buddy hold out man
know sure go ahead thank
you where are you from in Wisconsin uh
bris anywhere near big city yeah what
anywhere near big city no
uh
Rylander sorry buddy I live like an hour
and 20 minutes from uh the Canadian
border oh so you're kind of way up there
aren't you yeah so do you live down here
parttime you just down for vacation I
moved here uh four or five months ago
yeah okay but I but I I grew up in uh
Fort Lauderdale so you went from Fort
Lauderdale to Wisconsin back over yeah
my mom moved me to Fort Lauderdale Fort
Lauderdale in
uh 20 like 2017 and a half whatever and
uh I moved to South Carolina
in
2016 and I hated it so I moved back to
Wisconsin and moved back here like
2015 no no no I'm sorry like 3 and a
half months ago so like 2017 whatever
okay yeah I go you go relax for man you
to stand with your hands out of P him
we're not at of ease couple question
yeah we're had a couple questions for
you for for us do anything okay are you
sick or injured right now my what are
you sick or injured right now no
sir all right um if you she call out
here we're going to stand right here in
the center okay you face me for this
first one we're going to stand feet
together arms down our side just relax
we're not rigid we're not out of
attention right at at my hips right yeah
just right here just just kind of stand
like that you're doing just fine
okay can you see what what was that
somebody dropped the box or Clos the
door or something are you okay check out
yeah yeah I just I got you I heard it
too I know I heard it see do me a favor
yeah just like that arms down your side
can you see the red tip of my finger
right here
yes sir I can write my finger right here
yes sir I can you're going to follow
with your eyes and your eyes only okay
it's going to start going back or side
to side we're it's going to follow with
our eyes you understand yes sir do you
have any questions no sir
okay right you see how it started moving
we're going to follow it we're going to
follow with our eyes and our eyes only
okay yes sir
center right you see how it's moving yes
sir I am follow it with your eyes right
center right see how see how it's moving
left I'm listening sir right do you
Center down do you understand the
instructions yes sir why when it moves
side to side you're going to follow with
their eyes without moving your head do
you understand you going to follow with
my eyes yes sir without moving your head
yes sir so when it goes back and forth
right I follow with my eyes not my head
yes sir okay
following right okay down you look
straight at me is there a reason why
you're doing that do you not want to
participate in this I look straight at
you you're looking straight at me
without I did not I follow I followed
the you did not incorrect you didn't
after you yelled at me I followed it to
the right I didn't yell at you I haven't
yelled at you yet I'm I didn't say so
okay we're going to start again okay
feet together arms on our side you see
the red tip of my pen yeah yes sir it's
going to start moving left and right
we're just going to follow now that I
mentioned it it's probably to go to the
left first but then it's going to go to
the right and I'm going to follow it
with your eyes yes sir you're going to
move your eyes you want my hands back
here whatever is more comfortable for
you just relax and relax sir okay
like that I'm relaxed follow her eyes on
Eyes Only okay yes sir I see the light
to my left I'm going to follow the red
to my right yes sir red Center Red left
red back to the center red uh White left
red to the we're still moving our head I
want you to keep still and follow with
your eyes yes sir I'm following my my my
eyes no no head R red to the
left see see how it stayed to the left I
want you to keep following it without
without moving your eyes my my eyes are
still to the right I think you meant
right but okay they're still to the
right see see how it moved we want it to
keep following the red light you want me
to follow the red light I'm following
ready right right to the red and center
and left I still see the red and the
white to the
left and we're going back Center and to
the right red white is to to the left
red to the right red to the in Middle
red to the left with the white I to find
the white or the red red to the left red
is going towards the right to the far
right but he stopped mid red is back to
the
white red is going towards the left to
the white but not
100% I'm still looking me the eyes red
is Middle red is Middle red is going
towards the white towards the white
we're not following with our eyes like
anymore sir we're going to move on
okay do you mean we're not falling
to the right what am I following with my
balls I don't know buddy I know
pay attention to him yes sir for this
next one so you got nice line right here
yes sir okay it's called the walk and
turn okay yep are you comfortable with
your shoes I see you wearing moccasins n
i mean they're not the best but it if
you like to take if you'd like to take
them off they're right ahead okay it's
up to you it's a ni clean parking lot I
don't see any rocks I don't see any
glass I don't see anything that'll be a
hazard so if you'd like to take them off
ahead man that's tough okay so would you
rather do it with your moccasins
ah I think I'll I think I'll do it
out you can take them off go right ahead
I want to make sure you're comfortable
with this yeah yeah I think I'll do it
out okay all right so this is our line
we're going to use this okay when I
instruct you to begin we're going to
keep our arms on our side too we're not
going to be our airplane okay so when I
instruct to begin you to take nine Heel
To Toe steps along that line you take
nine Heel To Toe steps back in Direction
you came from when you were ready go
ahead
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2
3
4
5
6 7
eight
9
10
11 I turn turn as
longr
one
5 6
are you done not yet
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N9 do fine stay in there for me
okay bud you want to put your shoes on
go right ahead they're right there what
do you mean you can put your shoes back
on I'm not done I done I thought you
were done excuse me no no sir I'm not
done
what do you want from me I'm not done
what did I what did I instruct and you
asked me two steps ago if I was done how
many steps did I instruct you to take
you told me to go back and forth I
didn't tell you I was
done you you really didn't you didn't
ask me if I was
done you
didn't I'm not done yet you let me I
want you done
okay my my my feet are there right well
the under Line's
there
okay depends what do you want back to
the back of the grab your shoes God
damn it
man dude I'm a white male I'm a
software developer what do you want from
me
man I broke with my goddamn girlfriend
sorry to hear that I know so am I what
do you want from me you fine put your
hands relax we're still just talking
come here come over here man right here
okay um for this next one it's called
the one leg stand would you like to try
it sir the one leg stand would you yeah
I've I've done it all trust me I'm from
Wisconsin okay can I get rid of these
shoes would you like to do a Barefoot
it's I I would like to the bare foot
kick them off right there right here God
damn man ah it's so it's so salty and
cold what do you want okay so we're
standing right here okay when I instruct
it begin you're going to lift one foot
you're choosing it doesn't matter which
one proximately 6 Ines off the ground
sir count you're going to count out loud
1,1 1,2 until until you tell me to stop
yes it'll be roughly 30 seconds okay yes
sir you have any questions for no sir
when you are ready go ahead and begin
which foot sir it's up to you you choose
you choose the
foot 1
1001 1002
2003 straight out our leg and poured out
towards Rison like I show
2005
20067 what you you restart
20089 110 which is 10 seconds baby 11 11
11,1 11,000 14 hey
12,000 13,000 you can stop but this next
one we're going to stand in the same way
okay put our feet together arm down side
okay going to make two pointer FR for me
right here okay bring them back down to
your side okay when I instruct it to
you're going to close your eyes and tilt
your head back okay for now you don't
have to do it just watch me okay okay so
you're close your eyes and tilt your
head back okay I'm watching okay when I
say left you take the left Tippy tip of
your finger and touch the tip of your
nose just like that yes sir so I say
left left finger left nose when I say
right you take the right Tippy tip of
your finger touch the tip of your nose
just like that okay right left yep now
when I say tip of your finger and tip of
your nose I mean the very tip of your
finger not the head not the side not the
nail nothing like that yes sir tip to
tip just like that okay yes sir do you
understand yes sir do you have any
questions for me no sir okay so when you
are ready go ahead and close your eyes
and tilt your head back
okay just like that okay
left left left arm left
nose you put your hand down each time
when I call the instruction just bring
your hand down I'm not going to tell you
okay yes sir right right right arm right
nose you bring your hand down yes sir
down bottom right left left left arm
left
nose my left nose you can bring you can
bring your hand down yes sir down both
arms are down right right arm right here
up
itchy on my
nose you can bring your hand down yes
right arm going down both arms are down
right right arm going up right here H
Che
again right poter finger on my on my
nose you bring your hand down yes sir
and left left right here on my nose not
letting go until you tell me to dou was
in the instruction I told you could
bring your hand down each time sir bring
your hand down watch
down said I about six drink tonight yeah
uh a little less actually L okay do you
feel comfortable like you were able to
operate a motor V yes sir no problems I
I'm not I'm not more than a half a mile
from home right now you feel comfortable
enough you can just get in your car yes
sir more than more than comfortable yes
sir sir okay okay we got one more to do
okay for this one we're stand just like
that we're bring our hands to center of
our back hands behind your back where do
you want me to face there you go put
your hands together yes sir you play on
the rest tonight for DUI don't be so
aggressive appreciate your cooperation
do just fine really I'm a I'm arrested
yeah you got du tonight really yeah for
real
yep it's a good one too can't drink a
drive you had entirely too much
tonight really yeah dangerous okay what
do you have in your car I need to go
with you to jail you have a phone and a
wallet yeah I got a phone in the wallet
yeah there anything else you want in
there to go with you no okay can I help
you through my car grab a shoes a minut
okay hold on we're going to go to the
car we're go around back can I help you
guys through my car no we're going to go
to it for you do you have anything in
there that we need know about you me why
are you going to go through my car don't
don't start he hey hey he stand up stand
up on your feet oh listen I got do not
do this stand up be a gentleman going
we're going to that car right here Hey
listen I reserve hey stop hey hey can I
hey you're got to
catching do not do that again hey can I
regret PL your foot in the car and you
ran it to me not do that's your free
guys I love police you have anything on
you should have no
nothing I just Hey listen your car is
going to get towed we're going to for
listen Okay can I talk to you guys for
10
minutes aat 5 minutes listen back the
these are
serious slide backwards guys listen okay
what do you want to talk about all right
let me get some glov serious hey what do
you want to talk about I'm talking to
you too you're talking to me I'm in
charge here I'm in charge here I backed
the blue okay I appreciate that that
doesn't mean you can drink and drive no
that's absolute but why would he back
the away from me what's that cuz
he's going to get gloves we got we got
work we got to do here man whatever okay
relax you need anything right now right
a second do you need an address for my
car uh it'll get towed to the yard we'll
get I'll let you know where it's going
what the you mean to the yard to
the tow yard impound lot I got to pay
well I'm not sure you got to pay you got
to pay yeah I'll take care I'll let him
know hey Hey where's my phone it's in a
car do not Bunch your I need my phone
right now please please do not do that
again I'm going to hobble you you
understand what do you mean hop on me do
not punch your head against what are you
going to do throw me in jail yeah we're
going to
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jail sir I got your wallet and your
phone no no no it's it's more important
than that sir what's up look at my
phone what I phone my goddamn
girlfriend who's a elementary teacher
for home where is she and Fort Meyers at
10:30 bro okay well we'll arrange that
no you want I'll see you later
sge hey Captain thatat you think
I'm playing
games Hey
listen she needs to picked up or she's
going to get fired it's not even
joke she needs she needs someone to pick
her up
I live with her dude sir please please
pick her
up a me my
head hey let me go bro let me show you
what's
up that's what I thought he ain't going
to let me go and I get it I get it
Angela oh I'm out I'm out my left hand
is out I'm
loose
oh yeah you better check you better
check it
out yeah that's what I thought yeah pull
me in where are we Alcatraz
oh the door is
open
hey face
me are you going to calm down a little
bit since when since we let you out I've
been I've been fine since I was arrested
okay technically all right well I heard
a lot of banging and yelling may I get
out Y what the is that an
essay I don't know what the
is this huh