you're under arrest for criminal speed I want you to understand that do you understand that right now yes okay cuz I I don't want you to think that you're free to go because you're not okay want to make sure that we're understand all right I don't just trying to get home just trying to get home you are for lunch oh so you're just driving for food so you're driving at a criminal amount of speed passing cars that almost triple no you're sorry that you got caught I'm going to decide whether I book you into jail and I tow this car and impound it or not okay I'm sorry for your reckless driving I'm sorry sir okay I have to really good take be honest I've been constipated all day well yeah pretty sure the definition of constipated is that you can't go which is perfect that'll give you some more time that's literally the definition of reckless driving and that's what your citations for so that is a criminal offense just like I told you you're under arrest you're going to have to go and talk to the judge appreciate you being cool man thank you so much get home have some lunch take a good poop