so I'm a big fan of Halloween it's one of my favorite holidays and I wanted to do a little on duty celebration this year so uh this year I'm gonna go where's the road pirate [Music] Ahoy there Hey sir driver's license please all right well I'm glad you put your phone down to greet me I appreciate that I'm Deputy slope I work for the Pinal County Sheriff's Office Traffic Unit well the reason I stopped you is because you're on your phone let's drive down the road so in case you didn't get the pirate reference people often refer to traffic cops as Road Pirates so I'll give you a couple references from the uh fries with Frank comment Bank Zach Paul called me a road pirate Mark said Road pirate Frank is back Patrick said maybe don't sit on the side of the road like a pirate stealing money from productive people Brian said there is nothing funny about this leaping Road pirate who steals money from citizens with his entitled attitude a clown in a clown uniform hello I hope this is a clown uniform Tyler Tyler's mad Tower said this is literally the definition of a road pirate also Frank is a condescending and he used the emoji for a a-hole so apparently Zach Mark Patrick Brian and Tyler don't like the fact that I actively enforce Arizona Motor Vehicle law but he doesn't mind very much no C driver's license please is it it's in your good luck so that's one of the reasons I stopped here is she can't be driving talking on your phone sorry to registration current Group Insurance please I was so shocked at the point that she's I walk up and she's like this [Music] what I don't this is why people get tickets all right guys let's see what kind of pirate jokes we can find on the internet why are pirates called Pirates because they are what's a pirate's favorite doll Barbie oh good grief well hey matey hi I'm Deputy sloper work for the county sheriff's office Traffic Unit student Revelations Ohio yeah I feel like you're a long way from home I just moved here I see a registration current proof insurance so the reason I stopped you is the posted speed limit this way on Ocotillo is 35 and you passed me at 52. okay I thought it was 45. it's 45 from this intersection this way but this intersection that way it's 35 okay yep one of the most important parts of being a road pirate is taking people's money in construction zones I'm gonna look for some people right now [Applause] [Music] for me timbers that was fast see a driver's license please one Deputy slope I work for the Pinal County Sheriff's Office Traffic Unit so you passed me there after you were riding my butt a little bit at 57 in a construction zone I get it you know where you can conveniently stay out of my way behind me got all these stitches I saw the head you do that to yourself sweetie so I just need to make sure she's good doesn't look like she's had any previous contacts with the sheriff's office so I think what I'm going to do is I'm gonna give her a warning and uh we'll cut her loose go find someone else I'm not gonna make you walk the plank on this one okay you're going pretty fast but I feel like you probably had a rough time you probably need a break