Hi, I'm Deputy Slope. I work for the Pinal County Sheriff's Office traffic unit. >> Pinal County uh traffic unit is here. So, please make a call. Uh Do you have a driver's license, registration, current proof of insurance for your vehicle? Yeah, hold on 1 second, please. Yes, I'm sorry. You're uh Deputy Slope. Deputy Slope, Pinal County Sheriff's Office. >> you. I was driving at the right speed, yes? Yes. Yeah, your speed speed was good, but the plate I didn't I didn't recognize the diplomat plate from Slowjamastan. Well, my friend, uh that is the point. You know, diplomatic vehicles uh exempt. >> Yes. Yes, I'm aware. I I never heard of Slowjamastan, so I >> know. Do you have Do you have any sort of ID so I know who I'm talking to? >> Yes, absolutely. Uh license uh for you? Should I go? That's Everything for you, yes? That's a It's a driver's license. Slowjamastan uh federal ID. Also driver's license. The United Territories of the Sovereign Nation of the People's Republic of Slowjamastan. >> Correct. If you flip it around, it's also a fishing license. It's all in one. Uh it's a very uh un bureaucratic um system unlike yours in America. Uh it is Pinal County, yes? Pinal County, that is correct. Policeman ball, will you do the events and activities? >> Yes. Yes, of course. >> to make a small donation if I could. Uh you know, in fact Um no, we can't take those. Is that you on that money? I'm the Sultan, yes. You're the Lifetime Sultan. You have your own money? Of course, yes. Okay. Um Can I go? Let me Can you hold hold on? Let me Let me see if I can get someone to I'll be back. Don't go anywhere. Okay. Stay here. All right. I have no idea what I'm looking at right now. Uh His driver's license from the Republic of Slowjamastan says His Excellency Randy Williams. That's his name on his driver's license. It actually says His Excellency, which is also on his Sultan Insurance insurance card, and on his DMV registered owner is His Excellency. My dispatchers can't find a Slowjamastan anywhere. Uh Did they Google? I don't think they Google. >> I We don't They don't Google. They have OTHER UH ALL RIGHT. UH BORDER PATROL'S HERE. SO, THEY'RE GOING to help me out here. So, they can't seem to That's He's a perfect cuz maybe he'll be able to help me. Hold on 1 second. So, >> My friend, how are you? How you doing, my friend? What? Uh what is going on here? What are you My friend, you just stopped the Sultan of Slowjamastan right now. So, what is going on here? Thank you for coming. Of course. >> him uh So, you're not Border Patrol. Uh I am the Border Patrol. I'm the Border Patrol of Slowjamastan, my friend. If you read it correctly, you can see what it is. I'm here because you stopped the Sultan. I did. Do me a favor. Yes. Sit back in there for 1 second. Just sit Just sit back in there. I'm going to talk to you next. >> Okay, my friend. I don't think you understand. This is the Sultan that you have stopped. So, I'm not going to go go back to my vehicle at this point. >> I'm but you're in the United States. I understand, my friend. >> Slowjamastan >> That is correct. That is Slowjamastan. I would If we were there, I would go back. Then I would go back to my car. But since you're in the United States, you go back to your car. I understand, my friend. >> that. Sit right here right now. It's all right. It's all right. Just relax. Make it calm. It's all right. Well, hang out. Let me hang out with him first. I can only talk to one I understand. Slowjamastani at a time. I I want to be calm. I want to be calm. I just want to say that you have stopped the Sultan of the Sultan of Slowjamastan. This is royalty here, my friend. I do not know if the you know who you have stopped. I understand you're in your country. I understand that. Okay. But this is the Sultan. >> Thank you, my friend. Thank you. Okay. Just sit back in there, and I'll just sit back in there just for a second. >> Okay, my friend. Just I just want to have a calm conversation. That is all. Thanks for the backup. >> Deputy Slope, I apologize about this. Who is that? Uh Chief My chief of the immigration Border Patrol um from Slowjamastan. Also on the mission today. >> Well, we have to find out what is going on and get this police officer's name from the country of the USA. Deputy Slope Deputy Pope Slope is his name. He is respectful so far. >> my So, my name it all. He is going down a slippery slope. Okay. Step on out. Just come out of here for a second. Just if you could just Where are we going? Just Just step out. NO, JUST I JUST WANT TO all of all of this stuff. Hop on out here. Do you have any weapons on you? Uh Well, Super Soaker in the back in the No. No. No. No. Super Soakers are fine. Let's separate you from the Super Soaker. And then what is your last name? It's uh Slope. Slope. You know you're going down a a slippery slope right now, correct? >> I'm like a well-oiled frank. I understand. Come on over here. All right. Let's uh That's a That's Hello, my friends. Thank you. Okay. So, this this whole thing seems a little weird. So, this is what we're going to do. We're just going to I can't quite figure out who you are. So, do me a favor. Put your hands behind your back. Just put your hands behind your back. It's okay. It's okay. Here we go. Just Just like that. What we're going to do is I'm just going to detain you right now cuz I don't know exactly who you are, and I don't know exactly where Slowjamastan is. >> Look at the watch, please. It's okay. There we go. No, the watch is fine. The watch is absolutely fine. Okay. So, those are on there, okay? Those are nice. You have plenty of room. Okay. So, right now, you've been detained for failing to produce evidence of identity. Okay? Because I I can't figure out who you are, and His Excellency as your first name isn't coming back. So, I just want you to hang tight. We're going to figure this out, okay? Okay. >> what do what do I do? Uh you know what? We Can you just You know what? There seems to be a caged unit right here. Um You know what? Sit in the back of your own car, sir. If you could just sit right back there. It's nice and comfortable. Obviously, you know it's your own vehicle. And um so, just hang tight right back there. Perfect. There we go. Yeah, you got your hat? >> Yes. Okay. Okay, you You hang tight right there. All right. I don't I don't know what you're doing or who you are. Okay. But um Hello. Yep, I am recording you right now for Slowjamastani Intelligence, my friend. I am I am I'm I'm recording. All right. Right there. Then we're both recording each other. All right. We're recording each other. It's a pleasure. Absolutely, my friend. >> could leave, have a great day. But you put the Sultan in the back. >> Yes, he is He's going to stay here for a little bit. You have have the day you deserve, sir. You are going to hear from Slowjamastani Intelligence, my friend. You will be hearing from me, my friend. That sounds great. Have a great day. Goodbye. [Music] Every day is April Fools' Day in Pinal County. So, I met these guys from Slowjamastan, and uh I got the Sultan and the Border Patrol. And Sultan, it was a pleasure, man. >> Fantastic to meet you. You know, you can actually hear me on the radio all over United States, including Arizona. I do a so-called slow jams. Slow jams. You like the ladies? You like the You like the Anita Baker and the Boyz II Men? >> Yeah. Boyz II Men. Yes. Luther Vandross. Something warm inside the quiet storm. We play slow jams on the radio. Baby making music. And Slowjamastan, it's a real place. I bought 11 acres of barren desert for a bargain price off of Zillow. I bought it off of Zillow. And we made it a country. We have 25,000 registered citizens. After today, 25,001. This is your your passport. I'm Slowjamastani. And this guy is a game show host on television does the the trivia. Yes. That's what I do. I'm a game show host, my friends. But all this is all nothing but fun. It's all in sport. It's all fun, making new friends, having fun in Pinal County. >> Thanks for watching. And now I'm going to do a pit maneuver on Deputy Pope here. So, watch out. [Laughter]