Step on up. All right. So, I already know what happened here because I could I do this for a living. Yeah. I've probably been doing this longer than you've been alive. But, so what what happened here? I I wasn't driving. It's my It's my mom's car, but I was driving. Who was driving? Okay. So, you're driving this thing. All right, have you called mom yet? Yeah. Okay. I think my phone is actually dead. So, whose car is this? My mom's car. So, you were driving this car. Why were you letting him drive your mom's car? I was letting him practice, honestly. Yeah, I was just trying It was in the It was in the neighborhood. I was just trying to let him practice and I don't know. I tried to turn in the curve. No, you were going too fast is what it was. Like, let's not Yeah. Let's not BS each other. Right? That means you were going too fast. And then what you did was you hit that and then you over corrected and then you hit this wall. Right? Where's your ID? Does he have it? You don't have what? My ID. Well, why were you driving? I was just testing. Yeah, that's not how life works. Okay, have you called your mom? I'm going to call my dad. He should be on the way. Okay. Come up over here. Come talk to me. Had anything to drink today? No. When was the last time you smoked any weed? I've never smoked. Good idea. Me, neither. That stuff makes you stupid. I'm glad you said that. So, that's the best thing I've heard all day. So, you know you're in some trouble, right? You're not like in jail like you're not in jail kind of trouble, but you are going to have to go to court and talk about why you thought this was a good idea. Okay? All right, Skippy. Okay. Who you on the phone with? My mom. Hi, mom. Did you know that he didn't have a license? No, I didn't I knew he didn't have a license. Okay. Okay. Hi, mom. Mom. Take a deep breath. Boys are safe. This is why we have insurance. Please don't kill them in front of me. He wasn't driving? No. No. No, no, no, no. That was the rules. That was the rule. Well, we don't Having a long time ago have once been a young boy that age, we don't follow rules, Mom. I'm trying to Mom, your rules are dumb. I'm just trying to I I really think God he's alive. I know. Yes. Yes. I've done this done this job for a minute, so I I saw the way you got out of the car. I'm like, "I'm going to go save this young man's life." Someone should put me in for a life saving award cuz I I saw it coming. I saw the rage. I was like, "Uh-oh." If you had big earrings on, I could see you taking your earrings off like, "Uh-oh. Someone someone's fixing to get it." So, you end up, even though you weren't driving, you end up with the worst of the citations just because of the way it goes because you knew he didn't have a license and you said, "Yeah, drive my mom's car." Which was against your mom's rules and also against Arizona law. And because he's a juvenile, what you did was permit an unauthorized minor to drive. That's all it is. Arizona law says that's criminal. All that means is that you have to go to the court and you have to talk to the judge and tell him why you thought it was a good idea for him to be in the front seat, you to be in the back seat while they're driving down the road here going up and over curbs and across the meadow and through the woods. Doesn't mean you're going to jail. Like I said, man, you're not you're not going to jail. You're not going to jail, like I said. Should I put him in the car? I'll tell you right now, you and I can be friends cuz I like your style. Um but that's that. That's that is. So, you have to go you have to bring Mom, which means that now for a second time you're going to inconvenience your mom, which means Mother's Day's coming up. You better treat her right. You got some flowers. You better make breakfast, clean the house. You better I was going to say wash your car, but it's going to take a little bit more than soap and suds for this thing. You know what I mean. Now, he got the worst, but you get the most. All we did was went with a regular speeding ticket because speed is the cause of this collision. No matter what, speed's the cause. Um and then no valid driver's license. So, really simple. Nothing nothing crazy, nothing outlandish. All right, ma'am. I appreciate you being cool. Thank you. It's always uh it's always a it's always nice, kind of refreshing to have contact with someone that's Yeah, we already know time it is. We can have that talk. Okay. Thanks. I I appreciate you having that talk, man. Thank you. Thank you for that.