hands up hands up
i'm so sorry like i'm not a bad person i
know you know you are gonna be placed
under arrest
i'm thankful nobody died tonight okay
yeah you have no idea what you're
talking about
well after julian do you even realize
what happened what do you even realize
what happened why you're here and you
are really cute though
i don't i don't mean that like
i appreciate it
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thirty-five
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dude left him in there
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exit the car
exit the
car hands up
hands up
exit the car
hands up
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okay
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hands up hands
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i was just sitting at the intersection
going to the other call and i saw the
accident and then he just went on to
west george
and then the other car the other car
pulled over like normal and then he like
stopped
like he was debating on what to do
and then he
went around like when you drove a bike
and see him you just fall like this you
could tell you knew oh yeah
i saw him blow like
three stop signs i was trying to catch
up just to get the license plate yeah
and then after that he's going normal
speed stopping the stop signs yeah he
stops at the light
back there
yielded for
traffic at the green light okay
oh yeah
i guess i was personally he wasn't able
to really talk and
his eyes are all glossy
it smells awesome
over there
all right julian i'm just gonna read
your miranda all right
you have the right to remain silent
anything you say can and can be used
against you in a court of law you have
the right to consult with the lawyer
before questioning to have a lawyer
present with you during questioning if
you cannot afford to hire a lawyer one
will be appointed to represent you at
public expense
before during the question if you still
wish if you decide to answer questions
now without a lawyer president you have
the right to stop questioning and remain
silent at anytime you wish and the right
to ask for to have a lawyer at any time
you wish include including during the
questioning do you understand each of
these rights that i've explained to you
having these rights in mind are you
willing to answer a few questions
having these rights in mind are you
willing to answer my questions
what yes sir okay julian where are you
coming from
um i
just
we just like literally just
we
we just like figured out our like
i just
i
i was not trying to be like a bad person
no
i i apologize i'm so sorry like
so where were you coming from julian
sorry okay how much have you drank
tonight julian
that
much
i had like a couple drinks okay we're at
yeah are you aware that you hit another
car
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what
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yeah okay
so why did you leave
you did not wait he left
i would never
leave
yeah sorry
well i was trying to stop you for a long
time and you you didn't stop why not
you know okay like i live here okay are
you willing are you willing to
participate in standardized field
sobriety tests yes you are okay
one second julian okay
there's a sidewalk right here i'm
thinking
that sidewalk seems fine what do you
what do you think about your car julian
do you think you need a tow truck
well i live like right around the block
and we can just like
i can pay for it to be like fixed so
it's not
i i really i apologize i
really apologize do you want us to just
party right here do you want a tow truck
no if you guys can just like park it
there okay i can just have those i'm
gonna move my car so we can do that okay
all right
all right you can step out julian
do you have shoes
what
they're inside do you want them
ah
what's that
do you want your shoes i would i would
like my shoes does he have his shoes
there
are you uh where are they at in the car
what
i'm so sorry
okay so tell me about tonight
all right so
this has
been like the most stressful night i've
ever had to deal with in my entire life
you know um
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my anxiety is like
i'm sorry
i'm trying my best you know
i uh
i don't understand like
i'm so sorry like i'm not a bad person i
know you know you seem like a good guy
i just thought i don't know
you know i don't know the back story so
i yeah i'm not i'm not a bad person you
went before
tonight
um
we uh we had uh
our
links and um
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that's all
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i right
like i'm not a bad person like i'm not
doing anything wrong you know
i apologize
i feel so stupid
i
seriously like
this is not me no
i
i'm so sorry you know
please don't like
take me to jail
all right can you see the tip of my
finger okay
what i want you to do is follow the tip
of my finger with your eyes and your
eyes only not moving your head okay
does that make sense do you understand
it yes okay
here we go
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hey
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you gotta keep looking at my finger okay
julian you're not looking at my finger
okay you look at it
just follow it
all right you can relax where do you
work at
julian
i'm physique you work at iron physique
okay
you're a personal trainer
you look like you're in pretty good
shape huh yeah
yeah
what do you what's your left of choice
dad left deadlifts when's the last time
you did that
yesterday yesterday yeah
injured at all lately
have any physical defects ah
but you're dead lifting
how much you're dead lifting
yeah 380
today
okay
all right does this look okay to do the
walk and turn test what
for sure it looks good
okay
so what i want you to do
imagine that there's a straight line
from your left foot going all the way
down this pavement
go ahead and place your left foot on
that imaginary line you can do that
right now
just your left foot just just your left
foot
nope
just put put your left foot on that
imaginary line i told you
just like this
just place it right there and wait
okay
now what i want you to do julian
put your right foot in front of your
left foot heel touching toe like this
arm stayed on your side can you do that
for me now put your right foot in front
of your left foot
we're not we're not ready there julian
okay
you got to listen to me you're not
listening i am okay
this is the last chance that i'm going
to try to get you in the instructional
stance of the walking turn okay
so imagine there's a line from your left
foot all the way down this pavement go
ahead and put your left foot on that
imaginary line
just like that now put your right foot
in front of your left foot heel touching
toe like this and i need you to stay in
this position while i demonstrate and
explain the rest of this test do you
understand
during this test you'll take a series of
nine heel to toe steps forward on your
ninth step keep that lead foot on the
ground taking a series of small steps to
turn around taking nine heel to toe
steps back okay it's gonna look like
this
one
two three all the way up to nine
series of small steps like this to turn
around alright taking nine heel to toe
stretch back one two
three all the way up to nine important
things to remember julian keep your eyes
on your feet
count out loud the number of steps
you're on arms stay down at your side
and don't stop the test until you have
completed it
do you have any questions
no sir do you understand this test yes
sir if you don't have any questions you
understand you can begin whenever you
want
so
are you done
so
all right
okay so this next one just do the one
leg stand okay
all right begin whenever you want
have you started it
all right
sorry that's okay it's hard
all right
i know
why don't we go back here
i'm not like actually
okay all right i need to take a deep
breath and blow into this tube okay
how much we had to drink then julian
quite a bit
oh my just all right take a deep breath
and blow to the tube okay actually
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did you take any medications or drugs
i am actually on uh
okay owi court so like i'm trying my
boss but okay i literally live like
right there you know and i haven't drank
him for so long so yeah this was uh
and i literally live right across the
street
you are gonna be placed under arrest
because you've had a lot to drink you're
0.30 on the pbt
which is what four times over at least
right across this
why am i like am i like that's a
horrible person what i have to actually
go to jail well this is okay
i'm thankful nobody died tonight okay
yeah you have no idea what you're
talking about uh i just lost four family
members this is your [ __ ] monk
because of coldhead
and uh you're telling me
that
what now about
losing food i'm saying drunk what did
you lose causes death
yeah i'm sure i'm sure
i'm not talking about trouble i'm sorry
to hear that
no [ __ ] you dude you're a liar like you
don't even understand
why am i still sitting here this is not
okay i do not like this i do not do it
i am still my [ __ ] like what are you
doing dude
so like this is what happened
go ahead julian do you even realize what
happened what do you even realize what
happened
why you're here in this position
yeah
what happened
yeah
do you do you know what happened
what happened
you crashed into a different car and
then you fled and you're on probation
right and you're about four times over
the legal limit to drive drink and drive
we're lucky that nobody was hurt and i
don't i mean i don't understand what's
funny about it
so
uh
dude
you're gonna like leave me like shackled
like this
uh then take them off
guys
who raised us
we're not kicking this out
you are really cute though
i don't i don't do that like in a bad
way
i appreciate it
can you uh just have a seat right here
for me please no
we have to go back to the hospital so
you can get medically cleared
i am
yep
me yes
well what if i'm transgender
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is
thank you man
julian can you please sit down yes i
will but can you like i can't like my
shoulder really hurts dude i'm not gonna
sit down
would you like i need you to please sit
down julian
please
thank you
okay jeez
what's that
that baby
no it's not
i wasn't trying to make it a big deal
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you